#shitpost a plenty

[carbkaiju]

#darkest dungeon #sorry its 90% bhf #bounty hunter #flagellant #highwayman #plague doctor #occultist #hellion #abomination #vestal #completely biased #shitpost a plenty

[getosugurusbangs]

back at it again

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#got the urge to make more of these tonight #and had plenty of time so… i committed #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk shitpost #jjk memes #kenjaku #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #yuji itadori #itadori yuji #nobara kugisaki #choso kamo #yuta okkotsu #toge inumaki #satosugu #shoko ieri #aoi todo #masamichi yaga #me.txt

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Damian, wearing an extremely worn out black shirt with a faded red logo on it: [looking smug]

Dick: What's got you looking so happy, Dami?

Damian: [still smug] I stole this shirt from Cassandra, meaning I've gotten even with her for stealing my hoodie

Cass: That's not mine, I stole it from Jason :D You're still behind, baby brother

Jason: Oh, that's not mine either. I stole it from blondie

Steph: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Tim's originally...

Everyone: ...

Damian: [panicking] Wait-

Everyone, smiling evilly: Oh my god

Damian: No, no, you don't know for sure-

Tim: [walking in] okay, so Bernard has this crazy theory that- uh- that- uh...?

Damian: [trying to act casual]

Tim: Dames?

Damian: [trying to go invisible]

Tim: Why are you wearing Kon's old-

Damian: [trying to rip the shirt off and set it on fire simultaneously] wHat sHiRt????!

#clothes sharing in the Manor must be a nightmare #especially when the batkids' s/os get involved #Bruce is crying internally because Jason stole a shirt from him that Roy stole from him and now Ollie is walking around wearing his clothes #Dick has worn plenty of Selina' s clothes which means Starfire Babs and Wally have also worn Catwoman' s stuff by extension #Babs has a shirt originally owned by Harley Quinn that no one knows how she got her hands on #long post #batfam shenanigans #batfam shitpost #batkids #tim drake #damian wayne #batsiblings

[crossedwithblue]

random thought bc I've been listening to Six on repeat: the queens claim that the only reason they're remembered is because of Henry, but would Henry be one of the most iconic and well-known English monarchs if not for them?

#like his defining trait is sorta 'bloke who had six wives who he treated pretty badly all told' plus the whole church of england thing #which arguably would have happened anyway in some sense since protestantism was sweeping europe but is generally credited to him wanting #a divorce whether thats accurate or not #yes he was quite charismatic etc but there were plenty of others who were too or at least interesting #like nobody talks about the guy who was Probably murdered in a framed hunting accident #or the one who was executed by having a red hot poker rammed up his arse #or the one who dies after gorging himself on strawberries and eel pie iirc #ok fine maybe i only remember the memorable daeths but you get the point #the six wives are what made henry viii significant is what i'm saying #via shitposts #six #six the musical #tudors #tudor queens #catherine of aragon #anne boleyn #jane seymour #anne of cleves #katherine howard #catherine parr #henry viii

[rednite-dork]

MC needs at least one meter of space to be able to move 🥴

#idk shitposting??? #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #the game's just being buggy but I made it funny #no u don't understand I was STUCK even tho there was plenty enough space for her to be able to go past him laskjdlaksdja

[worldseer]

For the love of God, please let the queers kiss already. I'm tired.

#morpherine #destiel #satosugu #itafushi #victuuri #And plenty of other queer ships i can't remember the name to right now #shitpost

[sparring-spirals]

my dash: Bell's Hells are doing doppelganger trust exercises in the feywild for bonding purposes

me: oh???? :) my fools?

my dash: half of them wanted to use detect thoughts to get through it. they werent allowed to. but they were absolutely planning to do it.

me, with great affection: oh, my fools :') of course

my dash: They Handled This Less Than Optimally and were accusing each other suspiciously and randomly and using all kinds of strange tactics

me: my fools :'DDDDD of COURSE they did-

my dash: Even in an ACTIVE TRUST BUILDING EXERCISE with live doppelgangers, they were still grappling with their chronic Fuck With Each Other impulses

me with all the affection in the world: u fucking <3 bet <3 they would <3 maladjusted trainwrecks <3333333

#comforting to know that all of my instincts about how BH would handle a doppelganger trust exercises aligned wIth what they did. everything #im seeing feels right. trust exercise? detect thoughts time . what do you mean im not alllowed to is that NOT how trust works. #of COURSE i trust u. my trust is dependent on very specific things that are kind of indistinguishable from my distrust of u. thats normal #and good even. #hey this is an important exercise to build trust. however it would be SOOOO funny if i fucked with u rn so... hmm..... #anyway. maladjusted. im sure im missing plenty of details but this was fun to catch up on everyone keep up ur posts theyre great #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e80 #? #bell's hells #shitpost #still alive! just tremendously behind and busy! but glad good and fun things are happening in campaign still lmao

[dootznbootz]

Hey, can I be weird for a sec? *eats all the cheese off the frozen pizza* Thanks

#Mad rambles #shitpost #...I didn't eat ALL the cheese...just the stuff I could easily pick off :P #THERE IS PLENTY OF CHEESE LEFT ON THE PIZZA

[netscapenavigator-official]

Me watching a man in a straight marriage be extremely prioritizing with his LGBT activism and then randomly start painting his nails:

#this post is about Evan and Katelyn #but I'm sure you guys have plenty of others you're thinking of #\\\ #shitpost #shit post #meme #memes #lgbt #lgbtq #lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #bisexuality #futurama meme #lgbt activism #nails #painting nails #painted nails #nail painting

[thesillyvivi]

average sibling interaction

#i am an only child #so i can assure you #i have plenty of experience in the sibling field #dmc vergil #dmc dante #devil may cry #devil may shitpost #thesillyvivi.mp4

[kalims-pessimist-bestie]

i know it’s supposed to be a sports anime, but the genre feels more “two bros in love”

#haikyu #sk8 the infinity #kuroko no basket #free iwatobi swim club #and i’m sure plenty more i haven’t watched #sports anime #anime #shitpost #anime shitpost #skai speaks #skai shitpost

[jeffersonseaplane]

(referring to danya) One must imagine a crazed octopus

#have i pivoted to daniil!blr #well no #but jannik is not playing and so i am pacing my enclosure #and daniil provides plenty of material for one shot tumblr shitposts tbh #tennis #daniil medvedev

[feralshadowdemon]

try not to mischaracterize female characters challenge (failed by many)

#shitpost #technically this is about bsd. #but this could also apply to fandoms in general #plenty of ppl do a good job. however if i had a nickel for everyti- #i dont usually post this stuff this is probably so out of left field #im having a moment about my blorbos #additional challenge: describe a female character without using the term 'girlboss' or 'wine aunt'. or 'motherly'/some other familial term #no offense to people who Do use these terms (i am also guilty) but like. surely there's more to them than that

[malifiquemakes]

Kakashi at his mandated ANBU therapy session: I have to fuck away the pain.

Therapist: You don't have to do that.

Kakashi: Nah I'm gonna.

#jokes the ANBU didnt have therapists #they simply did not give a fuck #but Kakashi got plenty iykwim #naruto shitposting

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Richard Papen from the Secret History is honestly so relatable because I too am a pretentious, depressed, weird, little autistic freak who would commit murder just to fit in with my friends and do cocaine in the Burger King parking lot.

#he’s just like me fr #tsh #the secret history #Richard papen #dark academia #tism posting #blorbo from my books #drunk shitposting at 4am #never murdered anybody yet but I’ve done plenty of cocaine in lots of parking lots so

[jestroer]

One important life lesson Hermits have taught me is that being embarrassing is not the end of the world.

#IT SOUNDS LIKE A ROAST it kinda is #but also fr all of them are so embarrassing sometimes like REALLY embarrassing but it doesn't feel like a big deal for them #bc most of my life i felt like would rather kill myself than be embarrassed #but now im like you know #if these guys are alright im fine #watching scar makes you immune to embarrassment although there are plenty good examples for all of them #do you get what im saying #shitpost #hermitcraft