#shut up she's a lesbian nora

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Sarcastic man hating Lesbian Y/n if she was in tlou

Pairings - Abby X fem! reader, the Salt Lake City Crew X platonic reader

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Random WLF Girl - hey y/n we Need to talk.

Y/n - uh.. ok

Random WLF Girl - look so I know you and manny have been hanging out a lot more recently but just so you know he’s mine.

Y/n - girl.. what the fuck does that have to do with me

Random WLF Girl - I know you like him!

Y/n - …right idea wrong person babe

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Owen - all I’m saying is that your plan to to attack the scars is stupid

Y/n - ok and I think the way you act is fucking stupid but I wasn’t asking you ok

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Owen - What’s more important huh? Doing the assignment like Issac has intended for us or going after some rumor about some stray pregnant dogs

Y/n - Abby~ I can’t do it alone.. pleasssee *purposely shifting so your cleavage is more noticeable*

Abby - *looking down and sighing*

Manny - and we lost her

———

Nora & Mel - *standing aside watching you and Owen fight*

Owen - You don’t get to talk to me like that

Y/n - And you need to shut the fuck up when grown women are talking!

Owen - I—

Y/n - SHUT the fuck up! When grown women talking!

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Mel - thanks for doing my hair y/n

Y/n - of course I always cut your hair melon *kisses her cheek*

Owen - *walks into the room* woahh someone looks pretty

Y/n - and it certainly isn’t you

Mel - dude..

———

Y/n - I fucking hate men

Manny & Owen - we know

———

Y/n - *bleeding out*

Nora - she’s loosing blood! Y/n look at me what’s your type

Y/n - really hot blonde girls with muscles and a passion for revenge

Nora - blood type dumbass

———

Owen — *thinks he’s telling a joke but it’s actually stupid*

Y/n - *chuckles and points gun at him* I will shoot you

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Y/n - manny what the fuck! If you hook up with someone at-least have them take their underwear home with them *tosses blue bra at him*

Manny - keep that same energy when you leave your shit here after your nights with Abby

Y/n - 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

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Leah - are there any drugs in the apartment

Y/n - if there are you better find them and give them to me immediately… no there’s no weed in the apartment

Leah - you sure Nora said you can’t smoke while hurt

Y/n - yeah I’m sure if there is I’ll find it and give it away it’s not a big deal ‘ouhhh there’s drugs in the house ahh we’re all gonna die’

———

Manny - hey man I don’t think that’s how your supposed to change a light bulb

Y/n - oh my fucking bad Tomas Edison why don’t you come over here and show me how to do it

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Jordan - you didn’t cry when bambis mom died?!

Y/n - yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the dear

———

Owen - *tells plan for an assignment*

Y/n - Owen that’s actually a really good idea

Owen - really?!

Y/n - no.

———

Y/n - *anxiously packing to leave an assignment early because she heard Abby had gotten injured*

Jordan - wait where are you going

Y/n - to the clicker convention down the road WHERE DO YOU THINK IM GOING!

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That’s it lmk if y’all want a pt 2

#lesbian #wlw #abby anderson x reader #tlou #the last of us #sarcasm #tlou fanfiction #the last of us fanfiction

[lipeg]

The JNR team was gathered in a cafeteria.

Jaune: Tell me again Nora why are we even here

Nora: REST!

Jaune: We are in a crisis situation

Nora: We need to relax and rest!

Jaune looked at Ren.

Jaune: How can you handle this Ren

Ren: Inner peace

Jaune: Zé ruela

Nora: You look like a very boring old man JAUNE!

Jaune: But I'm old, I'm 60

Nora growled in anger.

Ren: Nora want to make up for lost time Jaune, you spend a lot of time working

Jaune: Mistral threw all her hunters to Vacuo, Vale no one has news, Atlas destroyed. I need some help.

Ren: That's why you sent Ruby to work manufacturing and repairing weapons

Jaune: Exactly

Nora: ENOUGH OF THIS! Let's talk about something more important!

Jaune and Ren: The what?

Nora: THE LOVE!

Jaune and Ren: Oh.... Nothing relevant

Nora: Ren, shut up! Jaune you may not live the rest of your life alone

Jaune: Yes, yes I can

Nora: No you can not! How about... Ruby, you two would make a great couple

Jaune: I'm not so sure

Nora: Why no!

Jaune: Ruby and I had some disagreements about certain events. Two immature people getting into a relationship would not be very good, Besides, we became just friends, not great friends anymore

Nora: So WEISS! You had a crush on her

Jaune: Well maybe, but she was just a little.... A little

Ren: Sociable?

Jaune: No

Ren: Friendly?

Jaune: Maybe but no. She's still too proud and I can't handle all that pride. Another issue is that she is too low

Ren: Unfortunate is true

Nora: Jaune, you wouldn't date Weiss because she's too short!

Jaune: Yes.I mean, if I married her and we had a family, my kids would be bigger than her sister

( Art of Seshirukun )

Nora covered his mouth and started laugh.

Nora: OK you win

Nora: So Yang?

Jaune: I don't want this woman even for free!

Nora: Why no?

Jaune: When they were coming to Vacuo, the girls decided to play truth or dare, they forgot I was with them for some reason.... I heard things that I didn't like at all

Ren: Blake?

Jaune: She already had a boyfriend but the relationship didn't work out, Sun tried to win Blake's heart but it didn't work and she is lesbian

Nora: what a problem, but that would be a great drama

Jaune:I have no idea and besides, I barely have a conversation with her, I only know that because they decided to play truth or dares

Ren: Complicated situation

Nora: So stay with whoever you wanted

Jaune: Pyrrha

Nora was surprised and lively.

Jaune: I mean Pyrrha was beautiful she had a nice body you saw it yourself Nora

Nora: It's true she had a great body

Jaune: Pyrrha is the perfect balance of power, beauty and kindness. She helped me a lot, even after her death leaving tips on combat. Well I mean, can you compare Pyrrha to a sports car that doesn't give you any problems, do you trade a good car for a car that's fallen apart?

Nora: Who would be the car falling apart

Jaune: Team RWBY

Nora started laughing uncontrollably.

Ren: Would you have the courage to say that to their face?

Jaune: I barely talk to them anyway, whether or not we lost the friendship doesn't matter to me

Ren: So tell me, which one of the girls you meet would you ask to go to bed?

Nora stopped laughing and looked at Ren.

Nora: REN!!!

Ren: What?

Jaune placed his left hand on his chin.

Jaune: Velvet

Nora and Ren looked at Jaune.

Nora e Ren: Really?

Jaune: Yes.It's because of one of my uncles really like Faunus women, his favorites are the rabbit Faunus. He said if you scratch the back of the rabbit's ears they move one of their legs and my uncle did this during sex.

Nora was left open-mouthed.

Jaune: My uncle said the following: or you think it's weird and you're not excited, or you think it's cute and you're not excited. or you think it's cute and you get even more excited

Ren: oh Jaune

Ren pointed over Jaune's shoulder.

Jaune turned around.

The CYFV team is behind him.

They heard everything.

Jaune: You better get ready for tonight Velvet, you're going to call me of daddy later tonight

Velvet's face turned red with embarrassment and anger.

Velvet: Excuse me! I won't sleep with you!

Jaune: Ok what do you know, There are always fish in the sea

This time, a rabbit Faunus woman passed by outside the cafeteria.

Jaune: This phrase has never been more true

Jaune went after that rabbit Faunus.

Velvet: WAIT!

#jaune arc #rwby #old jaune #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #CYVF #velvet scarlatina #lancester hate me #white knight hate me #knightshade wants to kill me #dragonslayer want my head #now who invent these names for the love of God #bumblebee wants to kill me

[andruwminyrd]

🎧spotify playlists

soundtracks. horror soundtrack. mainly inspired by fear street. coming of age soundtrack. what if this is the best version. | think lady bird, the edge of seventeen & booksmart.. 90s romcom soundtracks. i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. | think 10 things i hate about you, notting hill, she's all that.

fandoms. roadtrip with dean winchester. driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. DESTIEL. you don't think you deserve to be saved. | castiel x dean winchester, supernatural. NACE. "will you solve this part of the mystery with me?" "always, forever." nancy drew x ace (hardy) THE FOXHOLE COURT. he was their family. they were his. they were worth every cut and bruise and scream. / for the foxes from all for the game by nora sakavic. THE MARAUDERS. i solemnly swear i'm up to no good. | moony, wormtail, padfoot and prongs. PERCY JACKSON. don't feel bad, i'm usually about to die. STRANGER THINGS. friends don't lie. steve harrington. 🍦 AHOY LADIES robin buckley. i wanted her to look at me. hey dingus! this is for the himbo & lesbian duo, steve harrington and robin buckley from stranger things don't ya, big boy? steddie / steve harrington & eddie munson dead poets society. carpe diem: seize the day. enemies to lovers. when you don't know if they wanna kiss or kill each other. the seven husbands of evelyn hugo. they are just husbands. i am evelyn hugo. and anyways, i think once people know the truth, they will be much more interested in my wife. daisy jones & the six. when you think of me, I hope it ruins rock 'n' roll. others. living in a fantasy world. not all those who wander are lost. that funny feeling. inspired by the song by bo burnham. also sad girl vibes. you have bewitched me. final girl. cottagecore. dark academy.

#* #*playlist #tfc #the foxhole court #supernatural #the marauders #stranger things #steve harington #robin buckley #dead poets society #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #daisy jones and the six

[withacapitalp]

Stranger Things Daily Drabble: House and Home

Or the one where I have Eddie make a big, over the top, gesture.

There was mold in the sink, and cracked tiles on the bathroom floor. The living room had the most disgusting shag carpet Steve had ever seen, and he was pretty sure that the lock on the back door didn’t actually work. 

The house was, in a word, a mess. 

The thing Steve couldn’t figure out was why Eddie had brought him here. He had dragged Steve out of work the second the clock hit five, and, instead of being annoyed, Robin had just given them a thumbs up and started closing up the store all on her own. She hated doing that, and she always bitched whenever Steve ducked out early, especially if it was because of Eddie. Ever since he had started crashing on her couch, they had been even more inseparable, so Robin just letting Steve go without a word was incredibly suspect. 

There was something going on here. Something fishy. 

“So, why exactly did you bring me to a rundown old dump on the bad side of town?” Steve asked with a raise of his brow, mentally preparing himself for some kind of prank or joke. 

Eddie laughed nervously and chewed on a piece of his hair, rocking back and forth on his heels. More signs of potential nonsense, Eddie was worried. 

“It’s not that bad,” Eddie said in lieu of responding and Steve’s eyes narrowed. 

“A strong wind would blow this place down, Eds.”

Another nervous laugh, and more hiding behind his hair. Dustin was definitely about to pop out in a scary mask or Max was going to swing down from the rafters and knock him down to the ground. Something was going on. 

“Who even owns this place?! Are we trespassing?” Steve demanded to know, his hands on his hips. He was in “full mom mode” as the kids liked to say. No nonsense, no shenanigans. If Eddie had just broken into some decrepit old abandoned shack to try and scare Steve, then he was going to be sleeping by himself for quite a few weeks. 

Steve wanted the truth, and he wanted it now. 

“We own it.” 

Steve was…not prepared for that truth. 

“Well, me, but, us. We. If you wanted,” Eddie tacked on, glancing frantically from Steve, to the roof, then Steve again. It was like he wanted to know how his boyfriend was reacting, but he also couldn’t stand seeing it. 

“What?”

Steve heard his voice, but he didn’t remember speaking. He was still trying to wrap his mind around the concept of ‘us’ and ‘house’. 

“Okay I know you said that you didn’t want to come live in the trailer after everything went down with your parents, and that was totally your choice! I don’t want to like stick myself where I don’t belong. I know that living with Robin has been fine and you’re okay with it, but I thought that you might want something a little more permanent than your lesbian best friend’s couch.” 

Eddie was rambling. Eddie rambled all the time, but he was rambling even more than usual now. He was bouncing up and down in place just like Dustin normally did. In any other circumstances, Steve would have found that incredibly cute. 

Steve couldn’t feel a thing. 

“It’s definitely a fixer upper, but I thought that the kitchen was big enough for you to be able to make family meals the way you like, and we could put some flower boxes in to hide the rotting window sills. With a little work, it could be great!” Eddie explained with a slightly desperate smile, jumping around the room and gesturing to things as he mentioned them. 

Steve forced his open mouth shut, manually taking a breath in through his nose and pushing it out. Eddie’s smile finally dropped, and his entire body sagged in disappointment. 

“You hate it. Oh my god of course you hate it. You grew up in Loch fucking Nora and I bought a death trap in the sticks without your permission. I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have done this without talking to you. I just thought that your parents are jackasses, and you deserve the home you never got to have, and-“

Steve cut Eddie off by taking two steps forward and pulling Eddie into the tightest hug he could manage. 

“You bought me a house,” Steve said, finally managing to make his brain work enough to say something, anything, to try and convey what this meant to him. 

All at once when Steve looked around he could only see the potential of what it could be. He could see the walls in a fresh coat of paint, soft green or deep navy, with pictures all over. They would have marigolds in the window, and a table wide enough for Eddie and the kids to play all their campaigns there. 

It was a house, and it would be theirs, and Steve was going to have a house with someone who loved him enough to give him a home. 

His breath hitched in a familiar way and his eyes burned as the enormity of the gesture washed over him in endless waves.  

“Steve?” Eddie still hadn’t hugged him back, still trying to figure out exactly how his boyfriend was reacting. 

“You bought me a house,” Steve cried, hiding his face in Eddie’s shoulder as he broke apart and the weight of the last three weeks finally hit him. 

Steve had acted like everything was fine. He had been completely calm when he showed up at Eddie’s trailer in the middle of the night, boxes packed in the back of his car and a black stain forever marking his heart. He hadn’t even argued when his parents had kicked him out, he had just walked. 

Steve had told the rest of their family what had happened like he was talking about the weather. He had lived on Robin’s couch with ease, and all the while he was pushing down any little part of him that had wanted to feel anything about what had happened. 

Three weeks of pretending he was okay, when he really, really, wasn’t. 

“You bought me a house,” Steve sobbed, finally letting go of the need to pretend. 

Eddie held him now, his grip just as tight as Steve’s was. They would probably both have bruises tomorrow, but neither cared. Eddie rocked them from side to side, tangling his fingers in Steve’s hair and hushing him until his crying died down and he was able to catch his breath. He pulled away and stared at his partner, marveling at how lucky he was to have somehow earned the love of a boy liked Eddie Munson

“So I guess you like it,” Said boy joked, and Steve nodded frantically, tears still streaming down his face as he grabbed both of Eddie’s cheeks and smothered the love of his life in kisses. 

“I love it. I love it and I love you and- and- you bought me a house!” Steve said with an exhilarated laugh. 

He loosened his grip on Eddie and began to walk around, thinking about where to put furniture and the best way to deshag the carpet. There was probably even a fantastic hardwood underneath it, and with a little work they could easily unearth that. 

I bought you a house,” Eddie said softly to himself, watching his boyfriend flit around the room with the first genuine smile he had seen in weeks. It was worth every single penny.

#stranger things #st #st4 #post st4 #Steve harrington #Eddie munson #steddie #st drabble #steddie ficlet #stranger things ficlet #robin buckley #platonic stobin #Liam writes #Liam loves his blorbos #Liam speaks up #Writing(withacapitalW)

[abcwordsurge]

so! I just finished with the 1st draft of my Houston / Miami / New Orleans story that I'm writing for @kaz-playz (yes I'm still working on it, even after all these months, it's long and I'm slow, sorry, but I promise I'll get it to you someday)

I usually only edit my stories before posting, but I want nothing but the best for Kaz, so I'll probably do a full rewrite of this one. in the meantime, allow me to share with you some hcs for the trio that I stumbled across while writing the first draft

Miami:

I've already talked about this, but just to establish a baseline, I hc Miami as pan, and using they/she pronouns

they're the biggest flirt ever, of course

they're light sensitive, and I think I've said this before, but just in case those in the back missed it: she wears her sunglasses (a gift from New Orleans) almost everywhere, and can't stand fluorescent lighting

they love the beach and cruises of course (cruise capital of the world, you know)

naturally quite pale, but you wouldn't know it- they're always tanned from so much time in the sun because she forgets sunscreen way too often :( (unless Nora and/or Houston are there to remind her)

she likes to go diving to explore the shipwrecks (but can't convince Nora to go with her)

shockingly, they're a Shakespeare fan. this isn't based on anything except, uh, plot convenience, and I like Shakespeare, so shut up /lh. (also she's a huge believer in "Shakespeare should be watched, not read")

Nora (New Orleans):

she/her, bi

literally the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet

not very flirty, but very kind, and there is often confusion regarding whether she's flirting or just, y'know, being a decent person

notably, has a realistic impression of how serious problems are (Miami has a tendency to be too mellow and not realize that something is a problem, while Houston is prone to dramatics- but not Nora, Nora's ~reasonable~)

not opposed to breaking the rules, and doesn't seem to respect authority figures very much (they're just people, after all, who are they to order her around?)

plays clarinet at a low-key jazz club, and is quite proud of it

very good at poker (Las Vegas is her frenemy)

she practices Vodouism (which, admittedly, I don't know too much about, so I'm hesitant to write a lot about it- I don't want to accidentally resort to stereotypes, y'know?- but it stands to reason that she would)

and finally, the star of the show, our girl!

Houston:

she/her, raging lesbian

very prideful and stubborn, and a lot of people find her attitude "disagreeable," but her confidence and passion is actually quite endearing

gets bored easily, especially during meetings, and starts drama for fun

she thinks she's socially awkward because she has a hard time figuring out what people want from her, but most people don't notice when she feels awkward

also has sensory issues, though she mostly combats hers with being very particular about the clothes she wears, and avoiding crowds

had a bit of a sheltered childhood (cough Texas cough) but part of her rebellious phase was learning more about other cultures and people with different experiences from hers

she's found her place in the LGBTQ+ community (as the L) and likes to throw it in Texas's face during arguments (even though he has technically "accepted" her, he isn't exactly thrilled about it, and she knows it)

admittedly, she doesn't know much about polyamorous relationships (at least, at the start of my story *wink wink*)

so that's what I've got for now. to hold y'all over till I finish up the real story. have a good day :3

#wttt #wttt headcanons #wttt miami #wttt new orleans #wttt houston #welcome to the table

[phoenix-fell]

I had a quick look at the rwde tag and it's so depressing. They really do take anything and run a mile with it. Like people saying that blake and yang didn't show interest in other women before each other so its just pandering that theyre gay now.

I'm gonna address that last bit first cos - lmao, what? Do we apply this logic to the straight ships? 'Ren never showed interest in women before Nora, clearly he must be gay. His straight relationship came totally out of nowhere. Nora didn't show interest in any other men, maybe she's actually a raging lesbian, we were robbed!' What is this shithousery that they need a portfolio of women before they qualify as queer, I'm dead. These guys complain about BB being badly written and how BS should have happened but want another romantic subplot involving Blake and Yang with other women just so they can moan about that too? Pmsl. Thanks, Anon, that's truly tickled me.

I do think though that the majority, particularly where Yang is concerned, cling too much to the throwaway comment about boys (y'know, the one literal seconds before she saw Blake and never expressed any interest in men again thereafter, and has only assertively been unimpressed with them in general since?), the comment that was so throwaway that Ice Queendom didn't even bother including it. And as for Blake, she's confirmed bi, had a relationship with Adam, a fleeting attraction to Sun, and Ilia's unrequited feelings for her were brought up the same episode that Yang breaks down over Blake, who she ends up with. Sounds pretty bi to me and a decent romantic portfolio for a 18/19 year old. It'd be sad that people need things completely spoon-fed to them if it wasn't so darn funny.

And yeah, RWDE used to annoy me because they're quite loud, 'till I looked and realised it's basically just the same 5 people and their anons posting almost daily about a show they apparently hate. It's honestly like.. Just shut up and drop the show? It's not hard? What am I missing lmao?

#rwby #phoenix.answered #bumbleby

[blairwaldcrf]

sneak peak sunday

(because lbr i have never kept it to six sentences)

from parallel lines & intricate rituals:

Like more things in his life than he’d prefer to admit, it starts with Alex putting his foot in his mouth. Well, not the entire thing, but the deeper mess of it all. The holy-shit-I-think-I-have-feelings-for-Henry of it all. It’s only a month into them being roommates and Alex is well aware that he hasn’t exactly had strictly heterosexual thoughts about how the British blonde looks-- especially how he looks in grey sweatpants-- but it had been manageable. Easy enough to lock up inside a small compartment in his mind with the ‘everyone checks guys that hot out’ lie he’s found to be the key for years now.

While they weren’t exactly best friends he noticed things about him, enough that he knew Henry had been withdrawing for a good few days now and eating even less than usual. Something, Alex tells himself, he only noticed because the coffee pot is next to the kitchen sink that had been suspiciously empty of any silverware. Not because he’s hyper aware of everything his roommate does or (in this case) doesn’t do. That would be weird.

He’s sitting on the living room couch, on the phone with Jen from his Law 201 class who he had only started hanging out with after she called him out for thinking she was hitting on him when she was, in her words, ‘a raging lesbian’. She had a wicked sense of humor that makes him miss Nora but she’s also smart in ways that make a useful study partner and fuck it, maybe it’s nice to have a friend who isn’t also screwing his sister. She’s currently trying to get him to come over for a Bond movie marathon when Henry walks in the front door, and he tells Jennifer to hold on. 

“Hey man.”

Henry pauses, somehow more brooding than before. “Hey.”

Alex doesn’t know how to fix it other than maybe get Henry around funny people and alcohol, so he decides Jennifer can put up with a plus one and asks, “You want to do this movie marathon? We’re doing Bond movies for--” Jennifer helpfully supplies ‘the tenth anniversary of the movie, three year anniversary of the actor’s death’. Alex frowns a bit, telling her, “fuck Jen that’s morbid”, before turning back to Henry and saying “--the tenth anniversary mostly.”

But before Alex can continue to try and sell the point, something on Henry’s face breaks, flickering with anger and anguish before turning into tight control. “No, Alex, if it’s all the same to you I would very much prefer not watching my dead father’s movies on the anniversary of his death with a room full of complete strangers.”

Fox, Alex’s brain too slowly supplies in the midst of deep confusion and quickly building guilt as Henry moves past him and further down the hall into his bedroom with a hard shut of the door. Arthur Fox. Henry Fox.

Fuck.

#firstprince #college roommates au in which no universe can make them less idiotic about each other <3 #alex x henry #fic tag #writing tag

[messrmoonyy]

hello i have to share this with someone and apparently you are the chosen one

basically im playing through tlou2 for the first time (SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP) and ive been playing as abby for a while now... i cannot express to you the level of lesbianism i felt coursing through my veins when miss abby anderson uttered the words "someone wants to get LAIDDD"

MOTHER SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO PERISH!!!!!!!!?!?!?! HER VOICE?????

BESTIE WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE THAT IS THE TLOU2 FIRST OF ALL

SECONDLY WELCOME TO THE GAY ABBY TRUTHERS CLUB

literally every single thing that woman does makes me naw at the bars of my enclosure like I’m rabid. Like idk how far into her section you are yet, but the way she looks at Nora in the hospital 👀👀👀👀👀

But you are so right with that line. Seattle day one Abby is a god.

#ask #I don’t get enough opportunities to yell about Abby with people #so pls yell at me some more lmao

[pprincesscut]

last m&g done :/

#adore called me love and said she loved me :) #it was p rushed again tho but better than dublin #my picture’s gonna SUCK tho i know it i was fully not ready #i was between adore and bianca and my hand might have been on biancas ass for a while without me realizing lol #she said it was ok tho brjdndn #she is nice tbh but i still don’t like her :) #anyway i love adore #OH SHIT ALSO SHE WORE THE LESBIAN WIG IM SO!!!!!!!!!!!! #but my picture’s gonna suck so it doesnt matter lol #anyway i’m sad and i can’t wait to see her in april #shut up nora

[rachetmath]

Ilia: Blake I want to come with you.

Blake: Ilia no. There too many of us and my dad needs you.

Ghira: Um… No I do not. She can go with you.

Ilia: Can I?

Blake: Well my team is full so-

Jaune: She can be on my team. If your down.

Ilia: Sure but-

Blake: Jaune, she’s a lesbian.

Jaune: Okay so. I have a sister who is lesbian. What does it have to do with her being on the team?

Blake: I mean your good on members.

Jaune: We have three people.

Blake: But-

Jaune: Oscar doesn’t count.

Oscar: *hurt*

Ilia: See Blake, I can go.

Blake: He’s a human.

Ilia: I can work with that.

Jaune: So can I. I do not discriminate.

Blake: Jaune has two reliable teammates, and I don’t want you to get in their way.

Jaune: No. No I do not. Do not believe her. You will make a great addition.

Nora and Ren: *hurt*

Blake: He’s just saying that cause he’s lonely and single.

Ilia: I’m lonely and single too. We can be like brother and sister.

Jaune: I am loving that energy.

Ilia: Look Blake if think I’m trying to flirt with you again I swear I changed.

Jaune: Hold up was she your first crush?

Ilia: Yeah.

Jaune: And she rejected you?

Ilia: Yeah.

Jaune: Same here. Weiss Schnee did the same to me.

Ilia: Really? Hold up did she-

Jaune & Ilia: Reject you for another guy who was a little better than you all because of looks? Oh same here.

Ilia: Wait your team is three what happened to fourth member?

Jaune: She died in the fall of Beacon. What lead you to join the White Fang?

Ilia: My parents died in mining accident.

Jaune: I am so sorry.

Ilia: Thank you. You’re really nice for a human male. No offense.

Jaune: Understandable.

Ilia: See Blake I can join.

Blake: Jaune is fine.

Jaune: No I’m broken inside. Please come with us.

Blake: Jaune!

Jaune: I will not be denied a partner damn it! Plus she looks like she got skills. What can you do?

Ilia: Well I can change colors depending on the situation.

Jaune: So you’ll be good with Ren.

Ilia: I have combat skills and electrical whip.

Jaune: Instant combo with Nora. Perfect. But…

Ilia: Can’t fight like the rest?

Jaune: How you know?

Ilia: I help some members build on their skills. But you seem fine. Plus, I’ll have your back.

Jaune: Please let her join.

Blake: No.

Jaune: Why?

Blake: We can’t!

Jaune: Why?

Blake: I don’t need to explain myself any further.

Ilia: You haven’t explained at all. You are dodging the question.

Blake: I am not.

Jaune: Then explain.

Blake: I don’t need to. Look Ilia’s staying here and that’s final.

Jaune: Can’t we settle this with a vote?

Blake: All those who vote think Ilia should not come with us say “I ”

RWBYNQRO: I!

Jaune: But that’s not fair!

Blake: Come on Jaune. *pulls Jaune away*

Ilia: *waves goodbye* Take care Blake. Bye Jaune. Good luck.

Jaune: Please come with me!

In Atlas:

Oscar: I want Emerald to join our team.

Yang: Fine.

Ren: We don’t have choice.

Nora: Not a bad idea Oscar.

Weiss: She’s seems legit.

Blake: Agreed. Ruby?

Ruby: She seems friendly unlike before. I trust her. Jaune?

Jaune: …. …. …

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: *deeps breath and releases* Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

Blake: Jaune-

Jaune: Fuck you. Fuck all you. I hate you all.

Blake: Woah Jaune calm-

Jaune: No! I wanted Ilia on this team but you all said no. But when Oscar brings back Emerald, who wronged us back in Beacon, all of sudden it’s, “Sure she’s in.” What the hell?!

Oscar: Jaune like I said before we need to trust-

Jaune: Mother fucker this bitch led to my partners death. To me she can die for all I care.

Nora: Jaune, you’re not the only-

Jaune: Speak for damn selves. I have no partner.

Oscar: But-

Jaune: I’m just babysitting you. You may be apart of this team, but not my team. You know what since it seem you and Ruby call the shots and want Emerald, I might as well quit calling it my team and call ya’ll team NERO. I’m the odd man out regardless.

Ruby: Jaune you can’t-

Jaune: Shut up Ruby!

Ruby: … … …

Penny: Um. Jaune?

Jaune: What Penny?!

Penny: I don’t have a partner.

Jaune: And?

Penny: Can I be yours?

Jaune: If we make it through this, sure.

In Vacuo, after Penny’s death Jaune decided to take drastic measures.

Jaune: Look, I hate you. And you hate me. But I willing to get you out this ceil if you behave.

Neo: *writing* Can I kill Ruby?

Jaune: No.

Neo: *writing* Can I at least fight her?

Jaune: You can throw hands with her but you can't kill her.

Neo: *writing* DEAL!!!

Blake: JAUNE!!

Jaune: Shut up!

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #Blake Belladonna #yang xiao long #JNPR #Jaune Arc #nora valkyrie #penny polendina #lie ren #Oscar Pine #emerald sustrai #ilia amitola #ghira

[arc-misadventures]

R63 NNN: Jeanne(to Pyrros)

Oh, now this should be fun!

NNN : PY2

Nora enters her dorm room to find her friend, Pyrros face planting his bed, groaning out tiredly ay his misfortune.

Nora: You winning there, Py-Py!

Pyrros: Barely…

Nora: So, who was it this time? Coco, Weiss… Glynda?!

Pyrros: Emerald…

Nora: Who?

Pyrros: Emerald Sustari, she’s from Haven Academy, tried using her semblance on me.

Nora: Oh, what’s her semblance?

Pyrros: She can conjure up illusions that look so real, that you think they are. To a point that is. She can’t change what you smell, just what you see, and to some extents hear, so it was pretty obvious that it wasn’t really her.

Nora: Her?

Pyrros; N-Nothing. It doesn’t matter.

Nora: Yeah, and you don’t recognize the smell of peaches when they walk by you.

Pyrros: Oh, shut up…

Nora: Hehehe~! So, you sure this whole, NNN challenge is a good idea?

Pyrros: Why not, Its not like I have a reason to… to… Ahem, anyway… Uhh…

Nora: How many has this been anyway; ten, twelve?

Pyrros: Uhh… lets see… First there was, Yang in the bikini.

Nora: So tight in all the right places…

Pyrros: Then there was, Blake, and the… the script…

Nora: 1/10, would not nut to.

Pyrros: I have to agree which is an uncomfortable thought… Then their was, Weiss and the maid outfit…

Nora: Too conservative, not enough sex appeal.

Pyrros: Then, Ruby tried… key word tried…

Nora: She fainted. In like a minute after trying to talk to you.

Pyrros: That’s what you get when you loose a bet to, Yang…

Nora: After that was… Velvet?

Pyrros: Yeah, Velvet. That outfit did not look good on her… I think it was the colours.

Nora: Bunny girl doesn’t work in the outfit, who knew?

Pyrros: Then there was Cinder… That was unnerving… Honestly, I still have no idea what happened then.

Nora: Subs, can’t dom…

Pyrros: …

Pyrros: Anyway… Next was, Coco, which surprised me…

Nora: Such a strong and confident girl, being such a utter blushing mess… Twas quite weird…

Pyrros: No, it’s because I thought she was a lesbian.

Nora: She is, how come she hasn’t hopped her bunny then?

Pyrros: Anyway, after that was that, Arslan which really surprised me.

Nora: Because of how forceful she was?

Pyrros: No, because I thought she hated me. She would challenge me to matches all the time back in, Argus.

Nora: That’s because she’s a Tsundere.

Pyrros: A what?

Nora: A… Forget it, it would take too long to explain…

Pyrros: Okay…? Uhh… Do… Do you count…?

Nora: Mmm… No, you just happened to walk on me while I was getting into the shower. No attempts at flirting at all.

Pyrros: Sorry about that…

Nora: Aww, don’t worry about it; We’ll call it even for all the times I peaked on you when you went into the shower.

Pyrros: Wait, you what?!

Nora: So the last one was, Emerald… That makes… Nine, in the span of two weeks, Ten if you count, Yang’s second attempt to seduce you.

Pyrros: Oh gods… I really want to forget that one…

Nora: I don’t! That was…!

Pyrros: Don’t! Don’t bring that up! Please…

Nora: Spoil sport… So, None girls have come on to you, and all have failed. So sad.

Pyrros: I hope, November ends soon, I can’t handle this. I’ve had people flirt with me before, but never like this before! Ugh… it’s exhausting…

Nora: Oh~?

Pyrros: What is that sound…? I don’t like that sound!

Nora: Is it really bad that all these girls are flirting with you, or is it bad because she isn’t flirting with you~?

Pyrros: I-I don’t know who you’re talking about…

Nora: Like hell you do, pretty boy. You know exactly who I’m speaking of…

Pyrros: Stop it.

Nora: Relax, I haven’t done anything; besides, she would barely have to lift a finger to get you to break.

Pyrros: W-What are you…?

Jeanne: Hi, guys! Am I interrupting something?

Pyrros: Nothing, you’re not interrupting anything.

Jeanne: Oh, okay! So, what were you talking about?

Nora: We were talking about all the failed attempts the girls have done to make, Pyrros fail, triple N.

Jeanne: Another one; Who was it this time?

Nora: Emerald Sustari.

Jeanne: Emerald… That makes what, ten?

Pyrros: Nine!

Nora: We’re not talking about, Yang’s second attempt.

Jeanne: Fair, that one was… weird. Nice cake though, need to ask her where she got it. So, you doing okay, Pyrros?

Pyrros: Huw? Oh, I’m okay. Just a little tired of all of it, but I’m okay.

Jeanne: Oh that’s good to hear then!

Nora: Hmm… Jeanne, can you do something for me?

Jeanne: Sure, what is it?

Nora: Can I have a smile, that one that radiates sunshine, and happiness?

Jeanne: I don’t have a smile like that.

PN: Yes you do.

Jeanne: Oh… Okay then… one smile coming…?!

Nora: Wait! Not at me, but at, Pyrros.

Jeanne: Oh… Sure~!

Nora: Ahh there it…?! Ahh the light, it burns?! How does it do that?! And, why is you hair shinning?!

Jeanne: Its not doing that!

Nora: Then why can’t I see anything?!

Jeanne: Because you closed your eyes…

Nora: Oh… That’s why… Still shines like the sun though.

Jeanne: It does not!

Nora: Does to!

Jeanne: It does not! Tell her, Pyrros, tell her my hair doesn’t shine! Pyrros…?

Pyrros: …

Jeanne: Pyrros!

Pyrros: Huw, what?!

Jeanne: You okay, you froze on us?

Pyrros: Oh, I’m okay… I-I’m just going to take a shower now… A nice long, cold shower… Okay, bye!

Jeanne: Uhh, bye…?

Nora: Oh, so close, so close…

Jeanne: Uhh… What happened?

Nora: Nothing you need to worry about… Yet.

Jeanne: Y-Yet…?

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #emerald sustrai #cinder fall #arslan altan #glynda goodwitch #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #rwby arkos #fem jaune

[silverfactory]

nightwood by djuna barnes . for the scrumblos and scringlies etc

this ask is ICONIC. i thought i wouldn’t be able to come up with anything since truth be told i only half-remember the finer character details from that book but lo when i put my mind to it the opinions flowed like water from my pen and i think i’ve strengthened my bond with this seminal work of modernist literature along the way :’)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): robin vote. the scene where she thinks she’s a dog is Very Special and i like that she smells like fungus (but glamorously!) and is only a girl in the loosest possible sense.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): nora flood. aww. she’s bland like unbuttered toast but she also just tries so damn hard and is small in my mind and just Really Loves Robin. also becomes a salon hostess i think which is cool. she reminds me of me actually 💔

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): frau mann. trapeze artist and camp icon who knows all the weird parties. in my mind she’s wearing pink sequins. if i were going to hang out with someone in this story it would be her.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): the dog…

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): doctor matthew o’connor. listen. i know he’s a fake doctor who would steal anything out from under your nose and talks for pagessss about cows shitting and his room smells like pee but that scene where he puts on a wig and jewelry and describes himself as “the girl that god forgot”…. my heart b r e a k s (and we really love him for his long but well-meaning rambles too).

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): felix volkbein. i don’t hate him, he’s mostly a tragic figure, but i also don’t think he deserves that much and the baby thing is weird.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): jenny petherbridge. ladies we all hate jenny right?? her presence is the literary equivalent of a buzzing fly in the room. she goes around stealing interesting things from other people in the hopes that they’ll make her interesting (brian slade moments) and she also makes both robin and nora really sad. she does get lesbian points i guess but her insecurity is malicious and it isn’t a good look.

#asks #djuna barnes #nightwood #modernist literature #fyi some of these details might be wrong it is a confusing book and i didn’t reference it

[neonponders]

Billy gets sick after Starcourt in the Cherry Lane house and Neil ignores it. Max contacts Steve and he calls in the cavalry.

*CW for asthmatic attack. Don't do what's in this ficlet lol seek medical/professional help.*

• • • • • • •

Billy's healing took....a while. And it was one symptom or problem after another so you almost - almost - can't blame the asshole for not noticing his son wasn't doing well.

It's also a fluke that he even got sick the one day of the week he was on Cherry Lane. Billy unofficially lived in Loch Nora, as far as Max was concerned, but when a cold hits Billy, his bronchial tubes seize up and he's out of the race back to Steve's.

Despite his asthmatic issue with breathing, Billy nearly pulls Max's hair out to warn her off calling Owens.

"They kept your numbered friend in there. Why the hell should the psychopaths care about me?"

Max had decided long ago that adulthood was bullshit, but Billy's downright terror that nobody would care about an eighteen year old getting locked away in hospital made her stomach roll over.

So she called Steve. She called Billy's home, even if the big baby still refused to call Steve what he was.

"Hey. Your boyfriend's sick. Does the pharmacy sell inhalers?"

There's a pause over the phone. Then, "I'll figure something out. Keep him alive for an hour."

All Max can really do is grind up an ibuprofen tablet and put it in a cold smoothie, hoping that made Billy's organs stop swelling up, making him to wheeze -

She heard the voices before the knock on the door. Two voices.

She opened it to frown at Robin and Steve, both of them with their arms full of...stuff. Robin ushered her aside, "Move aside, kiddo. The dingus refused to dump the water out before we left."

Steve brushed past her with a machine sloshing loudly. "Shut up, you got your date with Thompson."

"It's not a date," Robin refuted, but to Max, she sounded disappointed.

"What is that?" she asked.

Steve replied, "It's a humidifier, for like vocal cords. Not that Thompson actually needs it."

"Stop it," Robin scolded as she set a grocery bag on the kitchen table and dug through it. Steve continued on to Billy's room, where he gently kicked the door open and Max heard his voice change to soft concern. Billy's lower register came in intervals, replying and talking to him.

Max knew Billy's voice like she knew her mother's footsteps. Calling Steve had been the right choice.

They had a few hours before their parents got home, and in that time, Billy kept the humidifier's rebreather on his face apart from when he sipped his smoothie as well as Robin's tomato soup.

Max couldn't be sure what actually helped, all of their haphazard medical remedies, or just Steve and Robin's company. Either way, when Billy could stand somewhat comfortably, he declared he wanted to go to Steve's house. The latter and Robin glanced at each other, but by now they both knew Billy's moods. And Billy's meds were at Steve's anyway.

He sat at the kitchen table while Steve hauled the humidifier back to his car, then he and Robin carefully put his arms over their shoulders. He had more floating ribs than connected ones now, and a lot of his torso bone structure had been replaced with synthetic cartilage. In short, he was squishier than he used to be; all of his physical therapy going into keeping his musculature strong since his bones were flexible now.

In the meantime, Max put the last of the soup in a tupperware, and -

"Max! You coming?" Steve called from outside.

She blinked, confused until - she wasn't. She kicked her feet into her sandals, ripped Billy's keys off the wall hook, and locked the door behind her. Steve drove with Billy in his BMW. Max went with Robin in his Camaro.

"Swear to god, Robin. If a windshield wiper is so much as bent out of place - " Billy tried to warn before they departed Cherry Lane.

"Don't tell a lesbian how to drive, blondie," she chimed with a poke to his nose before she shut him inside the car.

Steve's head perked up from where he circled around to the driver's side. "Should we play some Blondie?"

Robin sauntered back to the Camaro with raised eyebrows at Max. "You ready?"

It wasn't common in a place like Hawkins, but the day had taken a turn for the better. She giggled, "Yeah. Totally."

Two vehicles drove through Hawkins blasting Heart of Glass loud enough for the Upside Down to hear.

Calling Steve had definitely been the right choice.

#harringrove #robin buckley #max mayfield #ficlet #post s3 #booksfoxesandcoffee #neonponders #thank you so much! #ask #answered #i am not a doctor don't be stupid people

[gay-otlc]

Keepers of the Chaos (Chapter 2)

Summary: Tam, Linh, Keefe, Biana, and Fitz are part of the tiny fandom for Keeper of the Chaos, and Tam and Linh's podcast convinces some of their other friends to watch it as well. The group finds themselves strangely invested in this show, where students at Tumblr High School who work together to write about an elf named Sophia, cause incomprehensible chaos, and fight their rival Pinterest High School.

Content warnings: Cursing, food, L*ura

Word count: 2005

Notes: Check out the beautiful theme song here!

(Read on AO3)

Sophie rolls her eyes as she opens the link her girlfriend sent her and puts in her earbuds. Biana has been incessantly pestering her to watch Keepers of the Chaos for so long that Sophie half wants to watch it just to shut her up, but she's always tired, or busy, and she doesn't really like watching new things. Still, Biana asked her very nicely to listen to this one podcast, and she looked very pretty when she asked, so Sophie's dumb omni ass couldn't refuse.

"Welcome to the Twins of the Chaos podcast," it begins after loading for an obnoxiously long time. The girl speaking has a pretty voice, Sophie has to admit- sweet and melodic and vaguely amused.

Maybe listening to this podcast won't be so bad if she can listen to that girl's voice the whole time.

But another person speaks, adding "Where some chaotic twins discuss our favorite show, Keepers of the Chaos," and his voice is not as pretty. She continues listening anyway, since Biana may or may not murder her if she stops.

The two voices- whose names are Linh and Tam, apparently- start talking about Keepers of the Chaos some more, giving Sophie a summary she's heard tons of times from Biana and Fitz- though the twins explain it slightly more coherently and with less... whatever the verbal equivalent of keyboard smashing is. Biana usually starts rambling about her favorite characters, like Lynn- not "Lynn the fandom mom," but the other Lynn- and Avery, or sometimes Nora and Darwin. Sophie doesn't understand any of those names and loses track of the conversation as soon as it involves too many unfamiliar names.

But Tam and Linh are making more sense, at least for the most part, until they start mentioning specific couples. The conversation gets again comprehensive soon enough, though, and Sophie does smile at the name "The Dark Duck."

By the end, when Tam says "half of them wearing sleeping masks with teal eyes painted on and the other half watching the chaos with mild amusement," Sophie is curious enough to be mildly intrigued. She listens to their outro music, and before she can regret it, types out a text message to Biana.

Sophie: fine

Sophie: ill watch it

Biana responds instantly with an array of heart emojis. Sophie blushes.

Biana: can i come over and watch with u?

Sophie: ok!

Sophie: moms making mallowmelt

Sophie: but u cant have any

Biana: >:(

Biana: hope u like being single then

Sophie: fine u can have some mallowmelt

Biana: yayyyy!

Biana: ily

Sophie: ilyt

Sophie: now lets watch ur stupid show

Biana: on my way!!!

Sophie smiles, shaking her head. She's a little annoyed, but fine, it sounds interesting enough from the podcast. And what else would she be doing? Studying? Having US history as an alternative would make even the most horrible of shows seem good. She stuffs her textbooks into her backpack and shoves some things out of the way so her room looks a bit neater before rushing downstairs. The mallowmelt smells good enough to make her mouth water.

"Mmm..." she sighs, barely taking time to let it cool off before taking a large bite. "That's so good. Thanks, Mom."

Edaline  smiles. "You're welcome. Just save some for your father and I."

"Fine, fine. I have to share with Biana, anyway." Sophie huffs and takes another bite. "She's coming over, is that alright? We're going to watch a show together."

"Sure, just make sure to get your homework done."

Sophie rolls her eyes. "Fine."

"And keep the door open!" Grady calls. Edaline laughs as Sophie's face flames.

"I'm going back to my room," she grumbles, taking a plate of mallowmelt with her and walking up the stairs. She manages not to trip over her own feet and drop the mallowmelt, thankfully, as she grabs her laptop and opens Netflix. Sighing, she searches for Keepers of the Chaos and clicks on the show that comes up before waiting for Biana to arrive.

The doorbell rings soon, and Sophie carefully sets down her laptop and her plate on her bed before rushing down the stairs. Panting slightly, she opens the door for her girlfriend. Biana's wearing a t-shirt with the Amsterdam flag on it. Sophie has no idea why. Maybe Biana likes the country? Her girlfriend is pretty weird. "Come on in," she says, realizing she's been staring. In her defense, Biana is pretty and Sophie is very omni.

"Ready to go watch Keepers of the Chaos?" Biana asks. She bounces on her toes slightly.

"Alright," says Sophie. "I set it up on my laptop in my room."

"Awesome! You'll love it."

Sophie follows Biana up the stairs and into her room. They sit on the bed together, Sophie leaning against the wall and Biana leaning against Sophie, and Biana presses play. Somber kazoos begin playing in the background as the theme song starts.

We're on the edge of chaos

No one is straight

We're making fanart

Because L*ura we hate

And we're gonna have teal eyes in the end!

We must be weird, and we must be gay

(We must be gay!)

We will find every bit of sanity that we have

And give it all to Lynn

Ohhhh

We must be gay!

Biana dances a little along with the song, and Sophie can't help but smile. A curvy, round-faced person with short dark hair and colorful earrings plays a few notes on the piano, and then a KEEPERS OF THE CHAOS logo flashes across the screen. Then, a group of students sit in a classroom.

"Shai! Tater! Lynn! You three finally got together?" says the same person who just played piano, gesturing to a redhaed wearing a Sappho lesbian flag cape. She's holding the fingerless-gloved hand of a lanky person with brightly colored hair, and they're holding hands with a tall girl who has chin length brown hair. The rest of the class applauds the fiancees before returning to their own conversations.

"Yep! Thanks, Ink," says Tater.

Ink smiles at them and turns to a person with light brown skin and golden hoop earrings partially covered by long dark hair. "Hi, Kiri, how was your break?"

"Good! Here's to a good 2021?" Kiri turns to the person next to them. "How about you, Ref?"

Ref has short brown hair and red glasses. "Yeah, my break was dOPE," she says, leaving everyone to wonder how he did that with their voice. "oH, and happy belated Hanukkah to Shai!"

"Thanks, you too. And guess what! I didn't set my hair on fire this year!"

A short guy with strawberry blonde hair looks concerned. "Um. Congratulations?"

"Thanks, Sam!"

Sophie looks away from the screen and at Biana. "There are a lot of characters..." she mutters.

"Yeah, but you get to know them well enough eventually," says Biana. "Now shh, let's keep watching!"

A lot of other characters are introduced in various conversations, and Sophie's brain has a hard time keeping track of them all. She does remember Tara, a curvy, bored-looking girl with long sideswept bangs, and Blue, a bisexual who may or may not be an arsonist. She doesn't know either of their personalities very well yet, but she likes them so far. Lucat, a pale, blue haired asexual, who later joins the Hanukkah conversation, also seems cool.

Once quite a bit of introductions are done- Sophie lost count at around twenty something- are over, an announcement comes over the school's loudspeakers.

"Welcome back, Tumblr High School!" announces a voice. "I hope you all had a good break. Now, the Tumblr staff have an important announcement for you all. High schools in this county, like ours, Pinterest High School, and Instagram High School, will be holding a competition. All members of the winning team will receive a scholarship to AO3 college. If you are interested, meet in room 69 after school. Now, onto other announcements..."

Somber kazoos play again as the principal's droning voice fades into the background. A montage of the previously introduced characters wishing they could go to AO3 college moves across the screen. After a few minutes of them zooming through school and talking about how fucking boring it is, all of them gather in the room (some of them with more jokes than others) to discuss the competition.

A blonde woman welcomes them into the room. They wait a while to make sure no one else will arrive, but once everyone is there, the woman clears her throat. "Hello, everyone! I'm glad you're interested in joining the competition. My name is Shannon Messenger, and I'm in charge of admissions at AO3 College. My coworker L*ura and I designed this competition."

Sophie gasps and looks at Biana. "L*ura? But isn't that the person they hate? They said that in the intro!" Biana smiles at her, and she blushes as she realizes that she's kind of... maybe... invested in the show now. She decides she'll endure the "I told you so"s later and looks back at the show, trying to telepathically tell the characters not to trust this L*ura person... and perhaps not Shannon either. It's too early to tell whether Shannon will be an antagonist or not.

"All of you will be working as a team to write a story together. The main premise is that a twelve year old girl named Sophia is a telepath, but she can't tell anyone her secret. Then, she meets a teal-eyed boy named Finn, and he tells her that she's an elf. She travels back to the elf world with him, where she struggles a bit at the elf school Firefox, makes friends with some other elves, learns that she is an illegal creation of a rebel group called the Dark Duck, and another rebel group- the Rarelynoticed- tries to kidnap and kill Sophia and her friend Deck. There are other details to be included into the story, which will be given out to the participants as a packet. The object of this competition is not to determine your ability at coming up with story ideas, but your ability to work in groups and execute well developed ideas. Does anyone have any questions?"

Someone raises their hand- a short, tanned girl. "Lynn?" prompts the principal.

"Did you say the rebel group was named the Dark Duck?"

"And the Rarelynoticed?" adds another person, with rectangular glasses and a red bracelet.

"Raise your hand before speaking, Auran," scolds the principal. "But yes, those are the names."

"Alright then," Auran mutters.

"Unless anyone else has questions, we'll be sending out sign up forms for everyone interested, and then we will distribute the information packets about your story. You can talk to each other and start planning."

No one else has questions, so once they've all filled out the sign up form, they gather in small groups and flip through the packets, making sarcastic comments or mocking names ("'Rarelynoticed' though-" a stylish hijabi named Raiin sighs as they come across a page of information about the group) as they try to form some semblance of a plan. Once they all agree that they've made a lot of progress, they make plans to meet up again soon and walk back home.

Unbeknownst  to them, a pair of ominous teal eyes watch from above.

Somber kazoos play once again, and the credits roll.

"So, what'd you think?" Biana asks as Sophie closes her laptop.

Rather inaudibly, Sophie mumbles "It was good."

"What was that?"

"It was good! I liked it!"

Biana grins. "I told you so." She leans over and kisses Sophie on the cheek. "Thanks for watching it. I have to go do some homework, awesome seeing you!" As she walks out, Sophie hears her singing under her breath. "We must be gay..."

#tumblr kotlc fandom fandom #keepers of the chaos #shai types things #cursing tw #we must be g a y #shai's writing

[flodaya]

rank new gen characters from your most favorite to least favorite. and why?

this made me realize how I love most of the new gen characters equally so it was super hard to rank

1. fatou - does this need an explanation? I’ve been attached to her since we got to see her ig profile and there was the slightest hint she might be a lesbian. my current favourite comfort character and I feel like part of me can die happy bc she has got the season she deserves

2. kieu my - no one is more surprised than me, before this season I was torn about her bc though I was a kieutou supporter I didn’t know how to feel about kieu my yet but wow I love her. I also relate to her a lot which I guess I could have already figured out last season but seeing her open up and seeing her insecurities really solidified the fact that out of all the new gen characters I see my teenage self most in her

3. josh - there is this running joke in my family that my dad’s favourite character always dies first so when we were watching s5 and he started to vibe with josh I was happy to reassure whim josh won’t die!! druck really has the best love interest (not counting the two white dudes), josh is an absolute treasure and tbh if I could get a season about any love interest it would be him

4. nora - the top four seem obvious because they are the most fleshed out. and nora is no exception, i love how they’ve managed to make her somewhat similar to kiki but she definitely isn’t kiki, she has a completely different personality, you can just feel their same upbringing

5. ava - she is such a strong character who went trhrough so much, no one deserves a season more than her and I will fight you on that. she is such a good and forgiving friend and I can’t wait for the cashqueens to be her ride or die support in s7

6. zoe - this season made me fall completely in love with zoe, how she realized she was being shitty last season, her character growth of drinking less alcohol, being a incredibly supportive best friend to a heartbroken kieu my, the way she developed a friendship with Ava. she is such an underrated character!! I don’t really need a season from her pov but I hope we get to see lots more of her in Ava’s season

7. ismail - I do really want an ismail season though! I’m not yet completely convinced by his character but we are getting there. Ismail is the dramatic bitch rep i need

8. finn - shy king!! he might not speak a lot but when he does he gets the best lines “do you want a beer” “your outfit looks comfy” “constantpain, shut up” bless him! he knows how to find the right words

9. mailin - I’m ambivalent about her, I do like her in the cashqueens dynamic but I’m not super into her as a character, she needs some more growing up

10. yara - all the sapphics can feel the wlw energy

11. constantpain - I respect the actor so much, honestly, the actor is the only reason I do want a redemption arc for him

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Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt. 

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you. 

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her. 

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.

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