#sneakerella

[spacejams]

SNEAKERELLA (2022)

#devyn nekoda #dnekodaedit #wocedit #wocdaily #sneakerella #disneyedit #mgs

[saintlopezlov3r]

Sami🌼

Sneakerella

#icons #4 #movie #sneakerella #sami #devyn nekoda

[speedierthanasubmarine]

OKAY

IMMA SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE

SO LISTEN UP

…

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

STOP

MAKING

CINDERELLA ADAPTATIONS

I DONT CARE HOW REVOLUTIONARY IT IS

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE TWIST YOU ADD TO THE STORY

WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THESE

I DONT CARE IF THIS IS THE DABIHAWKS CINDERELLA FANFICTION ON THE BIG SCREEN

I DONT CARE IF JOHN MULANEY PLAYS THANOS IN THIS MOVIE

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PUT IN THERE

THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE AND IM MAD THAT THEY MADE ONE

DISNEY COULD HAVE MADE A LIVE ACTION LILO AND STITCH, TANGLED 2, DESCENDANTS MUSICAL:THE MUSICAL:THE SERIES, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE APPARENTLY NEEDED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MOVIES

I think my page is starting to turn into a rage blog so Imma do my best to calm down, BUT THIS IS VERY ANNOYING AND PLEASE STOP

#cinderella #cinderella au #why #Disney #disney plus #another Cinderella movie #again #tangled #john mulaney #thanks #dabihawks #descendents #lilo and stitch #sneakerella #not cash money #stop it #stop it now #please #for the love of god #enough

[bigmack2go]

Ok but can we all agree that Zelly and Stacy r basically just oscar and morris? Yes? Ok great! Thanks!

#newsies #oscar #morris #oscar and morris #the delancey brothers #the delanceys #Delancys #Delancy brothers #oscar delancey #morris delancey #oscar Delancy and morris Delancy #oscar and morris delancy #zelly #stacy #zelly and stacy #sneakerella

[natethreepoint0]

Yo! That's My Jawn: The Podcast - Ep. 4.21 - Julia Pratt

What’s up? Nate is back with another episode and kicks things off recapping the 2023 Xponential Music Festival presented by Subaru. Then, Nate sits down to chat with singer/songwriter Julia Pratt. They talk about growing up in Philadelphia, learning to play piano, cello and saxophone, adding guitar, combining her love of peoptry and music, playing original songs out, the jazz influence in her…

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#A Little love #coronavirus #COVID #interview #jawn #Jawntlet #jazz #julia pratt #music #Nate Runkel #pandemic #philadelphia #philly #podcast #sneakerella #Xponential Music Festival

[thedragonemperess]

No but seriously go watch Sneakerella

It's an amazing story of a black teen

The main character's best friend is pansexual and openly talks about her girlfriend in the beginning of the movie and wears rainbows in her hair later on

The songs are sick

It's self-aware that it's ANOTHER Cinderella Story

It's genuinely super good and I'm loving it

#marankton speaks because why not #sneakerella

[phillipdiffy]

sneakerella leaked scene

#leila speaks #sneakerella #another cinderella story #misinfo #sneakernight

[jerichomere]

I really enjoyed that story about L and Kira trying to find each other. What’s “death note”? I am talking about Disney’s Sneakerella (2022)

#jext #sneakerella #Disney #disney+ #death note #I lost it when I heard what their names were

[witchywill0w]

Ayo WHY the FUCK was this movie so GODDAMN GOOD???

Me and my brother saw this poster and we were like "LMAO a modern au gender swap Cinderella? This is gonna suck let's watch it and tear apart how much it sucks"

BUT IT WAS A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE???

We were literally in TEARS by the end

Actual image of me and my brother at the end of this movie

Like GO WATCH SNEAKERELLA RN

#sneakerella #disney #modern au #gender swap #movie recommendation

[ponytailcoby]

The stepdad from Sneakerella looks like he got his hair done at the Tyler Perry school of wigs

#why does it look like that?? #sneakerella #disney

[imthefailedartist]

Sneakerella. Very cute. And the lead and love interest were Black! I loved how they modernized the story.

The evil step-dad was pissing me off. In most Cinderella adaptations, the evil step parent never loves the dead parent, they're just in it for the money. In this version, they chose to say that the evil step dad loved the mother, and that was a choice.

How the hell do you claim to have loved El's mother and treat her son the way you are? Not only do you treat him like garbage, but you allow your sons to treat him like garbage.

What the hell!

If his mom got a glimpse of the future and how you would treat her son in her absence, she would have never married him. It's abuse and not in that whimsical fairytale way. They was torturing this little boy who lost his mother.

They could've made it so the evil step-dad was benevolent. The evil stepbrothers do the torturing, and when ESD comes along, it's all smiles and giggles. This man was actively terrible.

I was hoping there would be some comeuppance for Zelle, Stacy, and ESD. There was nothing.

Also, the King family got a lot of nerve!!! "You lied and tried to use my family name to make a name for yourself. Get out poser." Umm. Excuse me? Are you not trying to do the same thing with El's shoes. Your company is failing. You need fresh talent and ideas to revive it. Is that not the same thing? F them.

Disney, let's talk. This movie was very clearly pitched by a white person, written by a white person for a white lead. You can tell. You then decided to hire a black lead. Smart. Sneaker culture is Black Culture, and you realized that you would've gotten backlash. That said, you then hired one black person to come in and punch up (blacken) the script. Next time, hire a black person to write the whole movie and direct it. Also, hire a real sneakerhead.

#sneakerella #disney movies #evil stepmother #cinderella #fairytales #fairytale retelling #cinderella story #ever after 1998 #cinderella 1997 #cinderella 2015 #disney prinesses #sneakerhead #black culture

[bradenthompson]

Writing down my thoughts on Disney’s Sneakerella as they come to me

Too hot, cannot sleep. Forgot this movie was coming out, and shame on me bc I was excited for it. But I also get the feeling Disney+ kinda wanted people forgetting it was coming out, I don’t remember a single peep on the film after that trailer dropped. 

00:07 I hate those fucking pencil towers in Manhattan they bug meeeee

00:30 “Once upon a pair of sneakers” oh this is gonna rock

01:29 THIS IS A MUSICAL?

06:18 movie has a way of focusing on shoes that are objectively not special. Doesn’t mean they aren’t cool. Just not interesting enough to get a motion track. Will reserve that the movie might make a point about this later, like “yeah but aren’t all shoes special? Aren’t they all worth rocking?”

07:35 always a bummer when you notice the Cinderella movie is 2 hours long, because the og story cannot fill that time on its own so there’s gonna be 2313356 side characters that do not matter at all

09:08 Disney’s first* openly Gay character :))))))

09:43 protagonist has a mind palace so deeply wired into sneaker history that he can correctly identify that the Vans logo is old. lmao.

10:17 sorry of this sounds gatekeepy but I just do not believe sk8 hi’s qualify for the sneaker moniker

12:00 characters in movies categorized as “artists” always have this same artstyle I’m just gonna call “doodlecore.” ooh strange monster thing, UFO, fire, etc. People who do custom jobs on blank sneakers do exist and make cool shit but they also have unique artstyles unto themselves. Idk wtf this guy is going for when it comes to his own stuff. Maybe a little Jeremy Scott? I only say this bc I’m already detecting some Adidas bias in and around this movie.

13:01 main kid is plugged in enough to say things like “sneaker drop” but is still stunned to see the line is long.

14:44 the writer is struggling to communicate that the main kid is knowledgeable on sneakers because they themselves do not know what that means. So they just give him things to do that nobody does, like pulling the Myers Briggs on strangers based on the shoes they’re wearing. He unpacks why a man is wearing 1s as if that unravels his whole personality and never once considers it’s because that is still the most popular Jordan by a wide margin.

16:02 don’t wanna dump on this kid’s custom shoes too much, but I’ve been to sneaker releases just like this and am decently confident he would get bullied

21:53 editing is really doing something here. A charcacter will be sanding still and, between shots, 1/24th of a second, they will be in a full sprint.

22:12 New Yorkians really think they invented living in a city. “Ey you never been to da corner store? It’s da corner store! You buy things! Bada Bing.”

22:54 CGI spray paint CGI spray paint

22:54(cont) “hey girl, lil Manhattan belle, let me pull you away to a new world; type of living you never thought possible: Queens” hahahahahahaha

25:17 compelling protagonist 101: person is already a fully realized person who impresses everyone and always has the cool thing to say and their only weakness is not living in Manhattan.

28:32 this soundtrack is telling me 97% of viewers aren’t subscribed so be sure to uppercut that button and hit the bell

32:00 doing a Cinderella story has gotta be one of the tougher prompts to make work for 2 hours. Even though they definitely went “what if instead of a glass slipper it was a SNEAKER huehuehue” and figured out the rest from that. Just inevitably a very boring story because you’re beholden to the handful of things that absolutely have to happen but need to space them all out over 2 hours. Have I mentioned enough times this movie is 2 hours (I’m rounding up and accounting for blogging time).

35:16 going to assume right now the writers think they made up a Sneaker Con and do not know there is a real Sneaker Con, only because I don’t think Disney would want to directly associate with whatever the fuck Sneaker Con has mutated into this past year.

37:10 this girlfriend character’s sister is not doing a good job here, lol, I’m sorry

37:10(cont) girlfriend character has been tasked with finding a new designer for her family’s signature shoe. Time limit is 2 weeks. Shoes take just slightly longer than that, conception to execution, just like a day or two longer I think

39:31 *holding a beaker of science juice* finally. Straight male character with Lesbian Best Friend

42:48 always interesting when you can notice the exact moment in a scene where dialogue was cut. Character just jumps from slightly distressed to wildly upset on a reverse shot.

43:41 does the stepfather character deserve a redemption arc? It’s Sneakerella on Disney+, man, drop the sword sometimes.

44:47 sometimes I feel bad in these scenes where young actors are trying really hard. Not because I think I’m being harsh on them, I feel bad because they’re doing it in the name of a concept one degree removed from an SNL skit.

46:32 unclear whether main kid has a) given up sneaker designing because his mom died, b) given up sneaker designing because of self confidence issues, c) given up sneaker designing at all because he’s already done it like three times now

50:40 “pretty weird fit for stocking shelves” is a good line

53:17 at a point this movie stopped trying to convince me this kid designed cool shoes and is now asking me to just take their word for it. Odd quality for a visual medium to have.

54:30 the magic carriage in this version is just a pretty nice car. Getting the feeling Disney didn’t spend much on this.

56:47 they either explicitly referenced the Disney splash logo or reused animation assets. Don’t know enough about animation to call it but one of these possibilities is funnier than the other.

57:43 a gay character being in this movie constitutes homophobia

1:00:00 this script works in sneakerhead nomenclature about as well as an undercover cop trying to smoke some reefer with you cool kids

1:03:19 okay hold on: girlfriend character was tasked with finding a talented new designer for her families shoe brand and just didn’t ask the one sneaker designer she knows? Did I miss something. Why the fuck didn’t she call him. She remembers who he is, remembers his name. Am I just stupid.

1:03:19(cont) hey, set designer, come over here. *CDG converse behind a glass case? Are we serious? Are you being for real? That’s what you think a grail is? Did you get that from tiktok?*

1:04:55 okay so she just didn’t know he designed shoes, just thought he was big into them. 

1:08:00 their stand in for cinderella being a fake princess is main kid being a fake... famous shoe designer? People at this gala think he’s like this super secret yet already accomplished sneaker designer. I ask, who cares. If you all like the shoe so much what does it matter.

1:09:05 “How will I find you again???” YOU WENT TO HIS HOUSE

1:14:41 they couldn’t get one person actually involved in the sneaker business to cameo in this? Jeff Staple could not have been busy.

1:16:31 the choreography in these songs needs to be seen to be believed.

1:17:00 in this version, it is not a matter of who fits the shoe, because the girlfriend knows exactly what he looks like. Literally just a matter of her glancing at someone and being like “no not you.”

1:19:50 the third act of every Cinderella story movie is such a chore. Its a trial and error thing by this point but no we 34% more shit going on

1:21:47 step brother characters are the best in the movie, no contest. Every face these guys make I’m weak

1:23:23 okay I think I like this villain song. It’s not good but also it’s very good. Also bizarre to have the villain song be the last song but do you, movie.

1:25:26 main kid is so reluctant to participate in his own movie they invented a friend character to drag him everywhere. Just noticed how frustrating this is. Whole movie he’s just “oh, i dunno, what if they laugh at me :(((”

1:26:10 “you lied to me!” “no, it’s a misunderstandng” there are twenty minutes left plz we dont have time for this i wanna go to bed

1:30:12 nearly ninety minutes later and the narrator is back for one line. Editing marvel, this.

1:32:32 the only “hrm unrealistic much” thing I subscribe to is characters waking up with makeup on, shit’s so stupid

1:35:36 once you notice there’s only two exterior sets you can’t go back

1:38:28 in the universe of this film, Sneaker Con takes place in the lobby of an apartment building

1:38:28 “they’re 1:1...just like you :))))))))))))))))))))” I’m very tired

1:41:20 the best musicals have you forgetting its a musical until the next song happens

1:43:44 this writer is a Hamilton fan, I can sniff out these things

1:47:10 jury’s out on whether this writer knows what a Yeezy is. Couldve done with some deep cuts like, idk, British Knights. Or Rick Owens, those are in right now. But I also buy they had literally only heard of Air Jordans before committing to make this movie.

1:49:31 counting returning writers, this was written by nine people.

#Sneakerella #Disney #Nightblogging #Im tired #yeah lets just fire this one off

[p1325]

#fanvidfeed #sneakerella #acinderellastory #viddingisart #pop #music #hilaryduff #2000s #cinderella #disney ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Song: Barefoot Cinderella Artist: Hannah Montana

#hannah montana #barefoot cinderella #miley cyrus #pop #pop music #2000s #2010s #2020s #a cinderella story #fairytale #lexi underwood #hilary duff #chad michael murray #sneakerella #2022 #movie #film #romantic #cinderella

[nyny-213]

I just watched sneakerella for the first time and it’s really cute lol. Like is it corny? Yes. Is it another tired Cinderella trope? Yes. Do we really need another version of Cinderella? No. But it’s not bad like it’s a corny Disney movie lol. I do r get why people was so irritated by it.

#sneakerella #Disney #cinderella retelling #yes it’s tired but it’s cute ok #chosen Jacobs #Lexi underwood #black celebs #black is beautiful #so cute

[themiraclechatnoir]

So is anyone going to talk about the fact that in Sneakerella, the main pairing was a gig named EL and a girl named KIRA?

#death note #disney #sneakerella #l x light #lxlight confirmed #I don’t actually ship l and light but still

[laylalgbtqheadcanons]

Sami from Sneakerella is a lesbian!

(Canon Sapphic)

#Sami #Sneakerella #lesbian #sapphic #canon #disney