#sorry about the French

[pinkuusimp]

“J’ai jamais connu ça, je l’imagine seulement”

#fight club #fight club 1999 #fight club fanart #fight club art #the narrator #tyler durden #soapshipping #vendredi sur mer #love the idea of drawing Tyler as a shadow #sorry about the French

[eefaevie]

parce qu'on s'est crié des mots qui ont sali tous nos plus beaux dessins, on a hurlé des chaudières d'encre noire sur le bonheur

j'expose ma tête, mes yeux, mon cœur et mes mains

si tu reviens

something quiet, gentle, and romantic for today. I’ve been assured it’s suggestive enough for @goodomensafterdark ‘s smut war, so enjoy this soft interlude with suggestive tummy ❤️

#good omens #good omens after dark #goad #goad smut war #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #quiet gentle and romantic #kinda smut light #an amuse bouche if you will #I think normal people call that foreplay #also sorry about french lyrics but french songs have some of the most dramatic pining

[luvring]

gn!reader fluff | “y’see somethin’ you like?” osamu asks, barely glancing at you as he shapes the rice in his hands into a triangle.

the stool beneath you wobbles as you lean forward—he really should get a new one—and smile, palm resting on your cheek. “yeah, i like watching you work.”

your eyes follow the veins on his hands to his forearms, up to his biceps and his chest barely hidden by his stupidly well-fitting black uniform shirt.

he hums. “well, that’s nice t’hear-”

“i love watching you make croissants.”

osamu pauses.

he looks at you, but no eyes meet—yours focused on his hands that move to wipe themselves clean on a towel before resting on his hips. maybe if you were stronger, you’d notice the smirk on his face. “what colour’s my shirt?”

a smile tugs at your lips. “red?”

fingers flick your forehead before you can wave them away. “ack- god, ’samu!”

he snorts and pulls you off the stool, forcing your head into his chest and muffling your groan while he pinches your cheek. “i should kick ya outta my kitchen for harassin’ the chef.”

“but he’s so hot and handsome, what am i meant to do?” you huff.

“at least don’t say i’m making croissants. am i french?”

“woah,”—you push away from his chest—“take that back right now. you know i’d never date a french man.”

“then why’d ya say croissants?”

“i don’t know, it was the first pastry i thought of! i love, i don’t know, macarons—”

amusement lights up his face as his arm takes you back into a head lock. “macarons? the also french desert—”

“fuck, stop, wait, oh my god, please,” a sound between a laugh and cry escapes you.

osamu cackles when you smack his chest with one hand, covering your face with the other. the onigiri is forgotten on the counter as he pulls it away to uncover your face, fingers threading through the spaces between yours.

your laughter dies down, and after using your free hand to pick a stray grain of rice off his shirt, you pout. “whatever, not french man. are you gonna kick me out of the kitchen for ogling you now?”

he only rolls his eyes. “no, it’s not like y’don’t already ogle me outside of the kitchen.”

another smack comes to his chest as you scoff. “wow. okay, it’s because i love you, you know.”

“yeah, yeah, of course you love the hot, handsome guy who cooks for you,” osamu brushes off your defense and picks up the last finished onigiri.

motioning to the stool and pretending you can’t see the blush that paints his cheeks, or smile on his lips, he huffs. “now sit back down so you can taste test this for me.”

#luvring.txt #osamu x reader #haikyuu x reader #very much related to my other samu post #still thinking about him. hrmghnnh #sorry 2 any french guys or their likers. c'est la canadienne en moi peut-être. qui sait

[svtskneecaps]

oh good news for those of us who only saw the english version of the french union call for testimony, or who don't speak french:

when in english they said quackity "half-heartedly" acknowledged things, in the french version the word they used was "demi-mot". having consulted a few dictionaries i THINK it's not a direct translation or at least not a wholly accurate one. from what i'm seeing, "reconnaître à demi-mot" roughly means "to admit indirectly". translation of "demi-mot" directly seems to be something like "implicitly" or "without spelling things out".

i've linked the sources where i found the translations for any english speakers who want to double check and please, any native french speaker who disagrees PLEASE tell me if you have a different translation than was provided, or have insight on the connotation!!

"half-heartedly" implies a lack of personal or emotional investment which i think got a lot of us on the defensive (certainly raised my eyebrow) but i think that's just an imperfect translation. from what i'm seeing, 'demi-mot' doesn't have those same connotations.

(incidentally, putting 'reconnaître à demi-mot' into google translate does produce 'to acknowledge half-heartedly'; no shade, to be clear, considering they're a FRENCH union i wouldn't blame them if they had to use online translation tools, and 'demi-mot' is hard to translate, at least for me)

both english and french versions of the call are linked in this post

ADDITION FROM THE REPLIES:

@selemina : "French speaker here, you are very right! In this context, it could mean "he recognized, without saying so explicitly [...]". Or it is a notion of not enough being said on a subject. There is a layer of secrecy to something said 'à demi-mot', which often implies dishonesty. Applied to this context, I think the union is suspicious of Quackity's latest declaration (probably from seeing many dishonest people in charge before) but still reporting the facts." (THANK YOU!!)

#qsmp #qsmp discourse #merci à mon prof; j'ai fait beaucoup de traduction #je suis prête à trouver des mots difficiles >:) #je ne peux pas parler français mais je peux traduire des mots individuels #sorry francophones lol #sept ans mais je ne sais rien mdr #i thought about asking for correction by french speakers in french but then the phrasing got too complicated and i chickened out #i would be SO EMBARRASSED IF I FUCKED UP #i know native french exist on this website now ;w; ça me fait peur #this post is a mess i'm so nervous to post this lmfao

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[villarartis]

my girl marinette but it's just me playing dress up with her character like a 2000s kid on girlsgogames dot com

and yes she would trip face flat wearing heels, yes she would wear them anyway

#love her #miss her #my firtborn daughter #marinette #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #miraculous #miraculous lb #fanart #art #digital art #arte #artedigital #mlb #mlb fanart #ml #sorry about the beret #not french friendly apparently

[theorahsart]

I've read several ancedotes in this book about Robspierre that make me convinced he was autistic, and then read about this hilarious incident the other day on Tumblr, and felt compelled to draw a silly comic about it.

#robespierre #frev #frev art #robespierre art #maximilien robespierre #french revolution #one of many classic moments lol #such as ppl complaining that robespierre spends a whole hour at a party playing with a dog instead of talking to ppl #or being so enthusiastic about what hes talking about that he pours soup onto a table lol #“oh he was of nervous disposition and cold and yet so compassionate” #or probably actually just autistic lol #sorry for posting twice #I realised the first post being a reblog means it got hidden #so I just made a new post instead

[twyrineslut]

do u understand

#sorry i have not know peace since i found out about the injured healer portraits. #i can only find artemys online if anyone else is aware of the others PLEASE LMK begging sobbing #shout out to whichever french gaming review website posted the screengrab idk if they had early access or what but i cannot find them #early access in 2005 lol #pathologic #hades game #artemy burakh #zagreus #ok enough tags i prommy

[mineau]

“—sound so pretty, bun. are you close?”

a short whine is all he can muster through the haze of arousal, nodding vigorously even though a tiny part of him knows you can’t see him. you’d ask him to use his words, if you were here. god, he wished you were. pretty hands stroking his weeping cock instead of his too-eager fumbling hands, teasing his slit just right, squeezing with just the right amount of pressure—

your laugh crackles through the speaker when he emits another pained sound, pity leaking out of your voice when you address him. “i thought so. is my bunny gonna cum? gonna cum for me just voice hearing my voice?”

faint mhm’s and yeah’s fall from red bitten lips like a gushing faucet, his hand speeding up around his cock. “gonna—gonna cum, please, can i cum? please, please—”

“naughty,” you simper softly, and the juxtaposition of your sugary sweet voice taunting him makes his head spin. “dirty bunny. what if someone walked in or heard you? watched you cum all over yourself like a bitch in heat?”

his voice cracks, mind splitting between wanting to be good and the pleasure lighting up a fire up and down his spin. “‘s only f’you,” he cries, “promise, i promise, i jus— need to— fuck, please—”

“hm. you can cum, bun. let go for mommy.”

fuck. his eye widen at that, a sound choked from the back of his throat wheezing through, and squeezes his eyes shut as he bursts all over his shirt and chest, opaque white staining even his flushed face.

changbin groans weakly as the sound of your voice slowly comes back into focus, ears now tinged red when your teasing becomes apparent.

“i think some kink exploration is due when i get home,” you laugh, sounding a bit winded yourself. his cock twitches minutely at the sound of your labored breath, and he momentarily closes his eyes as he comes down from his high.

“i’ll see you in fifteen, bunny. be good and clean yourself up for mommy. you did well.”

#wrote this instead of studying for my french exam lol! #i don’t wanna talk about it. ( i do. sorry i— [FOG HORN] ) #heaux hours #changbin #changbin x reader #changbin smut #skz #skz x reader #skz smut

[mammutblog]

do you guys wanna know how i ended up here. it was in current worlds finest run when bruce was casually like "that's a shang dynasty bronze sword" in a dick measuring contest with that other guy so that he can look cool in front of clark and i was like. did he just casually date an early china bronze object and then i had no choice but to unzip my pants

#emotionally #i dont actually want to fuck him #hes like #just so sad #like hes like if a french philosopher were sexy kind of sad you know #yeah did pontificating about phenomenology in german cure your depression? #i didnt think so #sorry its finals week and im going insane

[miramelindamusings]

@prudensvulpes requested Sora with Dylan Hollis' energy where he has his own cooking channel! Thank you so much for your patience! And this was alot of fun to do! I used Dylan Hollis' "Fake Apple Pie" tiktok (shortened to certain moments and some moved around for comedic effect!). I hope you like it and thank you again :)!

And here's a bonus sketch because I couldn't resist drawing Sora's face lighting up the same way Dylan Hollis' does when a recipe is actually good!:

#kingdom hearts #sora #kh sora #request #kh3 #kingdom hearts 3 #scrooge mcduck #ratatouille #remy ratatouille #this was fun and an interesting challenge #kingdom hearts series #doing this I realized I don't really draw Sora alot #so this helped me figure out a way to draw him more consistently! #I also had a blast adding references like 1937 since that was when Snow White came out #Chef Louis from The Little Mermaid and when I was a kid #I thought Tink's pixie dust looked like sugar :) #and the other two books are the books in the Evil Queen's dungeon in Snow White - Poisons and Disguises haha #Scrooge and Remy were a late addition but something about them watching one of his videos was just *french kiss* to me XD #drawing this also made me realize that we have yet to see chocobos in KH besides the gummi ship blueprint-I'd totally love to see them! #Anyways I hope you like it! I'm sorry it's taken so long! And thank you for understanding and the request! #my art #my fanart #digital art #i've been having problems getting the image to not be blurry and nothing I do seems to work but I hope this one I uploaded reads ok!

[sskk-manifesto]

Maybe yes if she's assigned *counts on fingers* three private teachers

#Sorry. Kind of an inside joke between me and myself. But I keep thinking about how Kyouka was in the pm for like six months max #And in that span of time had THREE different mentors. Like. Why #Problematic child. #Verlaine @ Kouyou after the fourth time Kyouka used her assassin skills to go unnoticed as she puts salt in his French coffee: #Your protegee now #kōyō ozaki #kyōka izumi #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s2 #bsdrewatch2023

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: This is problematic of me (joke), but I really enjoy the splashing of French into English speech or writing. It just adds a pizzazz.

JOHN: adds a certain... je ne sais quoi.

ROSE: ...See, the problem is that, despite around eight years of French schooling, the French language has utterly escaped my brain, so even the most obvious set-up I had created for myself by accident was missed by me. Such is life.

JADE: c'est la vie!!!

ROSE: God damn it.

DAVE: sacré bleu

#source: @miraclemaya #sorry i made rose french . its how she spawned in our brain #fun fact the last name 'lalonde' means 'the grove' in french #and it borrows the 'londe' section from old norse 'lundr' #kind of neat to think about since her first name is rose Which Is A Plant #a flower in the grove. rose lalonde. hunned emoji #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #dave strider

[svtskneecaps]

i find it so cool to notice that like non-native speakers making mistakes in their second language tells you about the grammar and vocab of their native language like that's so cool to me.

like i can only pull up confident examples from french bc i learned that one but like etoiles saying "watch the chests" instead of "look at/in the chests" is because in french i imagine he'd use the verb "regarder" which does translate to "to watch" but also can be used when we in english would say "to look"!!!!!! that's cool!!!!! and sometimes i'll hear the french saying along the lines of "wait me" bc that's the grammar for it in french!!! "attends-moi" is "wait for me" they just don't say "for" it's cool!!!!!! wow!!!!! i fucking love that i think that's so fucking neat bc i know that I MADE that mistake in the other direction, bc on an assignment i wrote "attendez pour moi" bc we say for in english!!!!!!!! and it was wrong!!!! and it's cool!!!!!! it's cool that i can pick up things about other languages even when they're not speaking the other languages!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!! like when spanish speakers start english sentences with "is" bc that's how it works in spanish!!!!!! that's so cool!!!!!! they don't need "it" in spanish and hearing y'all say that is like wow!!!! i'm learning things about how spanish sentences work even though it's not even in spanish!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!

i know i've noticed more things from the other languages too but i can't remember any of them now bc my spanish is "69 days on duolingo" and my brazilian portuguese is "meu deus" but if anyone else has noticed please!!!!! tell me!!!!! it's so cool!!!!!!

(as an aside this is not to knock or mock anyone for being bad at a second language i just think it is FUCKING FASCINATING i am giggling i am kicking my feet i think it is so cool it is so fucking dope language and language learning is so cool)

#sorry if i conjugated attendre wrong i suck at conjugation!!!! while i'm talking about conjugation fuck subjonctif what!!!!!!! is that!!!!! #sorry i apologize just subjonctif is among the tenses i still do not understand when to use sobs and the conjugations are irregular #and i am simply not french enough sobs #qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #what do i tag this. lol

[sisididis]

“Je me souviens / Que né sous le lys / Je croîs sous la rose.”

[I remember / That born under the lily / I grow under the rose.]

- Official motto of Quebec

Inspired by @historia-vitae-magistras' beautiful and heart-wrenching stories about Matt and his two fathers.

The first panel shows Francis holding baby Mathieu, who remained under his tutelage until 1763, the end of the Seven Years War. Canada grew under the “English rose” until the 20th century, when it relinquished most of its dependence on the British Empire. 

The second panel shows Arthur kneeling before a young Matt and offering him a rose. In the next panels, Matt pricks his finger on the rose’s thorns. The thorns can be a metaphor for all the wars Canada had fought in for the empire. 

Eventually, the droplets of blood morph into the red maple leaves, Canada’s national symbol, suggesting that Canada has grown into his own. 

References: (1) Turquoise suit (2) Simplified red coat uniform

#my fanart #hws canada #aph canada #hws france #aph france #hws england #aph england #*sigh of relief* I finished it! I finished it! #some time ago Maggie and I talked about how doting Francis would have been as a new father in the 16th century #(until the French realized that Canada was not profitable enough and the novelty of fatherhood wore off) #still! those images of domestic happiness never left my mind #I hope you don't mind me tagging you Maggie #blood #(I completely forgot about the tw I'm so sorry) #blood tw #my hetalia content

[thecruel]

from anatomie d'une chute: l'ascension de justine triet

#i had to laugh. sorry #swann arlaud #glad i could watch that deleted scene in this doc though!!! #i was about to go crazy bc i don't have access to the full french bd Lmao