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dragonstar2568 · 7 months
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Draco :(fell asleep with his head in his arms on his desk)
Harry : (holding a book to block the sun from hitting Draco’s face)
Ron :(leaning back on his chair) oohhhhhh man, you got it bad mate.
Harry :(flustered)(whispering) w-what are you taking about?! We’re just friends!!!! And be quiet!!
Ron :(lightly whispering) ohh, so your boyyyfriend doesn’t wake up???…And I thought you said you two were enemies?
Harry :(whispering) Because we are !!!
Ron :(louder whispering) dude!!! your literally holding up a book so the sun doesn’t get in his eyes ?!!!??
Draco : (lightly stir’s because of the noise)
Harry :(whispering) shhhhh!!! and, so what !!! I would do it for anyone. it’s called being polite!!!
Ron :(unimpressed)(whispering) I fell asleep in class yesterday and you hit me with a book to wake me up so I wouldn’t “miss the class”.
Harry :(loud whispering) hey!!! I didn’t hit, I lightly tapped !! And it was professor Snape’s class!!!
Ron : We’re in his class right now !!!!
Snape : Quiet !
Harry and Ron : (quickly looks back to the front) Sorry sir !!!
(For the rest of the class Harry still holds the book so Draco can sleep,..iiiin till Draco starts to wake up at the end of class that is, Hey, he still has to play his part at being enemies!! not cuz he’s scared Dray will find out about his feelings….hahahaaaa(And if he took extra notes, well that’s his business))
(And, Snape, definitely didn’t let it happen because he knows his “son” hasn’t been sleeping and might have a crush on the chosen one…. sooo he definitely didn’t change the seating chart earlier this year, so they sat next to each other. Because that would mean he cares and he doesn’t care !!!…at all !!,..and if there just so happens to be project that calls for partners later this week well it’s just coincidence)
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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collaredkittyboy · 3 months
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feefal · 8 months
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Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf
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viktormaru · 2 months
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how does he do that
based on this tweet
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cheekylittlepupp · 2 months
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beybuniki · 8 days
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boys learning about healthy communication
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dragon-spaghetti · 2 months
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Cherri is so done w both of them
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carlyraejepsans · 1 year
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stand-up man at his own wedding. because you know he would.
GO VOTE SORIEL IN THE M/F SHIP BRACKET!!!
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ash-elizabeth-art · 3 months
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Would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺
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teaboot · 8 months
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You ever catch a normcore conservative traditional family values type person frothing at the mouth at something benign but like. So obviously personally affected by whatever xyz thing *is* that you just. Know. That they'd be so much healthier if they just handled their repressed fetish like an adult
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boag · 1 year
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Whenever a swiftie tries to talk to me abt how great a songwriter Taylor Swift is I think abt these tiktok comments
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just-spacetrash · 2 years
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they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours
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fordford · 3 months
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stupid college memes that i had to exorcise from my brain
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nocek · 7 months
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Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD
I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3
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spikeplate · 1 month
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sorry i was thinking about love death + rollerskates again
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