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inkdemon666 · 1 year
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Gears: * showing Clef his new workplace *
Clef: Has anyone ever committed a shooting here?
Gears: No, not yet.
Clef: I'll be the first one then?
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tomanyquotes · 2 months
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Angeldust: *Fixing his makeup in the bathroom mirror*
Vaggie: *walks in*
Vaggie: Yeah. You look rough.
Vaggie: *walks out*
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haikyuu-hellspace · 5 months
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Sugawara: This is an a-b-c conversation so d your way out of it
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w1lmuttart · 2 years
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Damn these channels suck
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akai-anna · 3 days
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shinichi: *takes a deep breath* shinichi: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around shinichi ever: yes, you love ran, we know, you love mōri ran so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love ran, we KNOW , you love ran you fucking love ran ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE MŌRI RAN. WE GET IT.
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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Jason: Rule n°1 in big families: never talk about your own ideologies during a meal
Duke: Ideologies?
Jason: Y'know, religion, politics, morals, values, etc
Duke: What am I supposed to talk about then? The weather?
Jason, looking like he's having flashbacks: Trust me, even talking about the mosquito that bit you 3 months ago is better that triggering World War VI
Duke:... Don't you mean World War III?
Jason: In this house?? No, I don't
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blogmatsu · 1 year
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Karamatsu and Ichimatsu probably did spend most of their highschool together.
As everyone reminisces about their highschool days, Karamatsu and Ichimatsu's conversation seems pretty isolated in the corner over there.
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They probably would have a lot of things to talk about because of how much of their memories involve each other.
That's why when it comes to talking about highschool, Karamatsu chooses Ichimatsu to have this conversation with. (Except that it seems like Karamatsu is the only one more willing to reminisce about their past together than Ichimatsu is.)
Like the time him, Ichimatsu, and Jyushimatsu pranked Osomatsu by stealing his pants.
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Or when they were teamed up during the festival.
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Or when Ichimatsu and Todomatsu blatantly used him as a fort in a snowball fight.
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Or how they used to always eat lunch together on the school stairwell.
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(that ended sadly though.) (Ichimatsu why'd you abandon him? :(( )
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So yeah, Karamatsu and Ichimatsu were really close back then, and spent most of their highschool hanging out together.
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They have a lot of memories they share with each other, even if Ichimatsu refuses to talk about them now.
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bmpmp3 · 2 months
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you know recently a bunch of my professors have been excitedly mentioning how in their classes, students have been citing their sources way more extensively and properly than past semesters. did he do this (looks to the sky where a giant transparent image of harris bombered guy is floating)
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eggs-can-draw · 10 months
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she gets here in a few hours does anyone have any tips for dangan plushie husbandry
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tomanyquotes · 2 months
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Lucifer, looking through a door: Depression?
Lucifer, entering room: Yeah. Depression!
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treecakes · 2 days
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okay all of my three papers i have due by thursday or friday are outlined at the very least. yay! but i want to have at least one in by wednesday morning.
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confinesofmy · 9 days
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i'm planning next week's picnic like if one thing goes wrong i'll be publicly beheaded. i'm locked in to such an absurd degree.
#also never shopping in my nearest town again maybe#i saw my cousin's ex who lives an hour away and her friend together which is so....... like wow i really thought i'd seen the last of him#very messy situation#started talking to a cashier/stocker i've spoken with on occasion for several years and she showed me some of her art & poetry (???)#got in line in front of one of my former classmate's dads who tried to proposition me right after my mom died#went to the new dollar store which has four self checkouts & one manned‚ tried to use a self checkout and the cashier said#'we don't have self checkouts' i said 'do you mean today or period' she said 'period' and we discussed how badly that's got them fucked up#they're literally running one of the self checkouts as a manned checkout when things get busy like...#and it was JUST built!! like just less than a year ago i think#i always come home from that town wanting to pull my hair out it's sooo strange!! like everything is craaazy#i also got fucking scammed!#i forgot to check until just now but the grocery store likes to run a weekly sale then not update the computers to reflect it#like they've done this for years and years#and i paid $1.99/lb for apples that were marked down to $1.12/lb so i overpaid a damn dollar#during the panini when it was my only source of groceries sometimes the difference would literally be like $50 because of big ticket items#i'd usually walk out‚ unload and read the receipt‚ then walk back in and get my refund. every friday.#and if i didn't i'd be out like $100/month for nothing on top of everything costing double what it did in the city#that place is fucking cursed. like there's just layers and layers of misery covering every surface.#adam yaps
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matcharedbeanicecream · 9 months
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kimetsu academy gyutaro's diet consists of monster energy drinks, but if he's really hungry then he'll have a stick of beef jerky as well
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standbowed · 17 days
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Hachi was named for the time of her birth- born precisely at 8:00 am according to the medical staff (as "hachi" is also the pronunciation for the number 8 in Japanese). Hachi's name is written with the katakana ハチ. It is worth noting that names written in hiragana or katakana do not hold specific meanings as names written in kanji do; they are purely phonetic.
While it's not uncommon for given names to be written in the phonetic-based katakana or hiragana rather than kanji, and while Hachi has no issue with the name or the set of characters selected on its own, it occasionally becomes a point of insecurity for her when contrasted to her sister Emi's name, which is written in kanji--specifically, the kanji 恵美 (恵 meaning "blessing, favour, benefit" and 美 meaning "beautiful, pretty").
For Emi's name to so deliberately note her as beautiful blessing while Hachi's name is much more simply based off of the time of her birth, well, it's prime fodder for (over?)thinking when Hachi gets caught up in trying to analyze it.
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friendofthecrows · 1 year
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Just cited the Magnus Archives for an assignment where I discussed archives as part of an answer to a question purely to see if the professor would notice. I suspect they don't actually look to closely at the references and I want to see if they know what the magnus archives are. (Sims, 2016) don't fail me now.
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radicalsk8er · 8 months
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i've been wondering if overuse of the internet stunts your emotional growth. i don't mean to be mean but a lot of grown adults on basically every faction of the internet speak in a way that's indistinguishable from my teenage classmates.
like i genuinely don't mean this in a rude way but have there been studies done on it? because i think that would be interesting to read about.
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