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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Hey, can I get a chicken sandwich? Natasha: [distracted] You want that in a sandwich? Peter: … Peter: Yeah Peter: A chicken sandwich Natasha: Yeah- Peter: No, I actually want it in a Nissan Micra. Natasha: Kid, I’ll make you the sandwich- Peter: I want it in a copy of the Bible, actually.

#source: incorrectmarvelquote #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[aosbuskids]

Coulson: But what if her new place doesn’t have a deadbolt or a smoke detector? May: Phil you don’t have to baby her she’s 25 Coulson: You’re never too old to die in a fire, May

#dad coulson #phil coulson #melinda may #incorrect aos quotes #source: incorrectmarvelquote #daisy johnson

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Uncle Peter, can I have a job? Peter: Do you have 5 years experience in the field? Eli: I’m fifteen Peter: Then no Eli: But it’s an entry level position! Peter: I think there’s an exit level position down the hall it’s called ‘my door’ Eli: Peter: Bye bye

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#teen wolf #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #peter hale #ian bohen #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[bonesandcrew]

Brennan: But what if Sweets' new place doesn’t have a deadbolt or a smoke detector? Booth: Bones you don’t have to baby him he’s 22 Brennan: You’re never too old to die in a fire, Booth, you should know that

#seeley booth #temperance brennan #lance sweets #sweets being bonesxbooth's child #incorrect bones #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[sinivalkoista]

Arthur: I asked a girl out.

Merlin: Oh, I'm sorry.

Arthur: Why?

Merlin: I assume she said no.

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #bbcm #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[the118foundfamily]

Eddie: When was the last time you slept?

Buck: [shrugs] A few days ago, maybe?

Eddie: What? How many?

Buck: Let’s see…

Buck: [starts counting on fingers]

Buck: … I need more fingers-

Eddie: What you need is to go to sleep!

#evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #911 incorrect quotes #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[valorrant]

Chamber: Phoenix, make some ocean noises so I can get to sleep.

Phoenix: Whoosh

Chamber: A French beach.

Phoenix:

Phoenix:.. Le whoooosh

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[captainwaffles]

Five: Luther do you want another drink?

Luther drunk: what’s the closest drink they have to a chicken nugget?

Five: yeah okay you’re done

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[bamhobakk-oc]

Dear Lord who guides me and nourishes me, I set foot on this path that you have laid before me with a strong arm and a willing heart to totally rock this shit. Amen.

Matt Murdock, highkey

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[incorrectmasks]

Brain: Alright, just put Protégé on the phone.

Bull: Uhhh, Protégé is pretty big. I think it's easier if we put the phone on Protégé instead.

#source: incorrectmarvelquotes on tumblr #masks rpg #masks: a new generation #the brain #the bull

[themiraculousladyblog]

Chat Noir: What are you writing?

Ladybug: Hawk Moth wants a detailed list of every Miraculous I have access to

Chat Noir: *reading over her shoulder* This just says ‘Fuck around and you’ll find out’

Ladybug: Exactly

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #ladybug #hawk moth #cat noir #miraculous ladybug fandom #incorrect quotes #incorrect ml quotes #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #miraculous lb #ml #ml fandom #ml incorrect quotes #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Oh hi, Ms. Natasha Romanoff Black Widow ma'am, oh, um actually, what’s your preferred pronouns? Natasha: Don’t talk about me.

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[aosbuskids]

Mack: When was the last time you slept?

Fitz: [shrugs] A few days ago, maybe?

Mack: What? How many?

Fitz: Let’s see…

Fitz: [starts counting on fingers]

Fitz: … I need more fingers-

Mack: What you need is to go to sleep!

#mackenzie mack #Leopald Fitz #incorrect aos quotes #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Dad there’s a monster under my bed Stiles; ruffles hair: Why do you think I chose the other room?

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#teen wolf #eli hale #eli stilinski hale #vince mattis #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: #incorrectmarvelquote

[bonesandcrew]

Booth: Do you wanna hear a joke? Brennan: No Booth: Yes you do, so a horse walks into a bar-

#seeley booth #temperance brennan #incorrect bones #source: incorrectmarvelquote

[sinivalkoista]

Arthur: I need to speak to you in private.

Merlin: Oooh, someone's in trouble.

Merlin: Wait.

Merlin: It's me, isn't it?

#bbc merlin #bbcm #incorrect merlin quotes #incorrect quotes #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #source: incorrectmarvelquote