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liv45no · 5 months
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Ron: ugh, this entire school is just Yule ball fever! It’s all anyone can talk about is, “oh, I’m going with Angelina”, “oh, I’m going with Dean”
Ron: but does anyone care about, I don’t know, the environment? Or perhaps, the state of the economy??
Harry: nobody asked you yet?
Ron: NO! And I don’t get it, I’m fun.
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Donnie, holding his staff: Don't make me use this!
Shredder: Why? Because you're gonna hurt me?
Donnie: Because it's not a very effective weapon, and I'm probably gonna lose. 
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Chief Wiggum: You're under arrest!
Sideshow Bob: For what?
Chief Wiggum: Suspicion… of being… suspicious!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 8 months
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Ms Pauling: how could you completely fail this assignment?
Scout: Wait, hold on! We’re still alive, so technically we didn't completely fail. We only half failed, which also means we half succeeded. So, if you round up, one could argue that we completely succeeded!
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zootopiathingz · 2 years
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Judy: Did you know that there are 46 different ways to dislocate someone's shoulder?
Nick: that’s nice, Carrots.
Judy: although I can only remember 32 of them.
Judy: wait, actually..
Judy: *dislocates his shoulder*
Nick: AH WHAT THE FUCK—
Judy: make that 33.
Nick: CARROTS!!
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Hope: Why are you throwing so much shade at everyone?
Lizzie: Because I can't throw rocks without getting in trouble.
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kiarcheo · 2 years
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Cathy: Why are you throwing so much shade at everyone?
Kat: Because I can't throw rocks without getting in trouble.
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purplegn0mes · 2 years
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Gnomeo: for the last time Tybalt, none of us wanted to invite you here because of your anti-social tendencies.
Tybalt, shoving everything off the table: SO I’M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON!!!
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Ginny: *fakes a heart attack*
Harry, worried: Gin, are you okay?
Ginny, sitting up: Gotcha. Now you know how it feels when someone you love tricks you into thinking you're dead. Not so nice, is it?
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ficsficsficsallfics · 2 years
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He Tian: Look, I'm really sorry, Little Mo.
Mo Guan Shan: You should be. It's all your fault.
He Tian: Me? What did I do?
Mo Guan Shan: You always have to be so great at everything that you make me look like a loser by comparison.
Jian Yi: Mo Guan Shan, I know I just met you, but can I just say, I know you're totally capable.
Mo Guan Shan: Thanks Jian Yi.
Jian Yi: Of lookin' like a loser all on your own.
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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[imagine their all in a high school au]
Sisu: hey Raya! Where were you last night
Raya: [closes her locker] oh I was at the library with Namaari.
Sisu: Again?? you guys are practically dating! The worlds most boring dating, but dating!
Raya: Yeah I wish. She hasn’t even asked me out yet and I don’t know why because we definitely have chemistry. In fourth period, and in person. ;)
Namaari: [walks up] Hey Raya!
Raya: Hey Namaari. :)
Namaari: I was wondering if you’ve seen that new alien movie yet?
Raya: nah, I’m not really like, a huge sci-fi fan. :/
Sisu: :0
Namaari: Ohh...that’s too bad...Oh! I heard about this new Argentinian steak place, it’s supposed to be great. :D
Raya: [chuckles] yeah well I’m gonna have to take your word for it because I’m a vegetarian.
Sisu: :0
Namaari: Oh pfft...forgot...
Namaari: sooo...are there any good vegetarian places you could recommend? I’d love to try one, but of course I’d hate to eat alone. ;(
Sisu: :D
Raya: Oh yeah for sure! There’s this really good one in Talon, and they actually have communal tables so you can meet a ton of interesting people. [opens her locker again]
Namaari: :0
Sisu: [bashed her head into the locker besides raya]
Namaari: Oh...okay so uh, I’ll just see you later? [backs away with a wave]
Raya: Alright :)
Sisu: wha-
Raya: Ugh shes so cute why won’t she just ask me out already?😩
Sisu: SHE JUST DID. THREE TIMES. :0
Raya: 😗?
Sisu: what do you think the movie and the steak and the “where can I eat vegetarian not alone” was about??
Raya: ...[realization]
Raya: WAIT WAIT NAMAARI COME BACK THE STEAK PLACE SOUNDS NICE-
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incorrect-fwt · 3 years
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Sapnap: You see Fundy, Dream's missing...
Fundy: No! That’s impossible! I want him back!
Fundy, hysterically shouting: I WANT HIM BACK!!!
George: You must really love him...
Fundy: He’s changed the password of my computer without telling me! And now I can’t log in without him!
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[During Mutagen Man Unleashed]
Donnie: Timothy escaped!
Raph: You should have put him in something that was impossible to get out of.
Mikey: Like a group text!
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stardust948 · 2 years
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[During a spar match]
Jinora: Wow Gran-Gran, you still got it!
Katara: Honey, I never lost it.
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emmikay · 2 years
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Plato: We’ve created a map of all the places where Macavity’s lair could be.
Munkustrap: ... That's a map of all of London.
Plato: Yeah. We have no idea where he is.
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zootopiathingz · 2 years
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Chief Bogo: how could you completely fail this assignment?
Judy: wait hold on! We’re still alive, so technically we didn't completely fail. We only half failed, which also means we half succeeded. So if you round up, one could argue that we completely succeeded.
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