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incorrectkofquotes · 24 minutes ago
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Iori: Fuck me if i'm wrong but-
Chizuru: You're wrong.
Iori: I haven't ev-
Chizuru: You're WRONG.
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ichiruki · 24 minutes ago
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Check out @k_715_ on twitter! Do not reupload.
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Slenderman: Nothing In Life Is Free.
Eyeless: Love Is Free.
L.J: Adventure Is Free.
Ben: Knowledge Is Free!
Jeff: Everything Is Free If You Take It Without Payin'.
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Jeff: I Do Dumb Stuff.
Ben: I Witness The Dumb Stuff.
Toby: I Record The Dumb Stuff!
L.J: I Join In On The Dumb Stuff.
Eyeless:
I'M THE ONE WHO TRIES TO STOP YOU FROM DOING DUMB STUFF!!
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incorrect-psych-quotes · an hour ago
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Lassiter: i’m ambidextrous.
Shawn: that’s wassup bro love who you love.
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Ruth: I'm dealing with my mental instability the way I'm dealing with it.
Ruth: Are my methods unhealthy? Yes
Ruth: Are they effective? No
Ruth: Am I going to change what I'm doing? Also no
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Toby: Good Morning.
Ben: Good Morning!
L.J: Good Morning.
Eyeless: Good Morning.
Slenderman: You Guys Sound Like Fucking Robots, Spice It Up A Bit.
Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
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incorrectkofquotes · 2 hours ago
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Benimaru: I'm bisexual and confused
Kyo: About your sexuality???
Benimaru: No, I just never know what's going on
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Jeff: You Know How I Role.
Jeff:
Jeff: And I'm Not Talking About That TIme I Rolled Down A Hill Into A Pit Of Dung.
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Medusa: What should I do with this empty stomach of mine Hades: Fill it with rocks Medusa: Does anyone that's normal have any suggestions
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Leone: How do you rate your pain?
Yuuya: Zero stars.
Leone:
Yuuya: Would not recommend.
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incorrect-guilty-gear · 3 hours ago
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"Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if its my fault."
- I-No
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smashing-quotes · 4 hours ago
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Mythra: Who the fuck decided that rendezvous would be pronounced like that?
Byleth: Poor monolinguals. They can't seem to understand that other languages besides English exist.
Mythra: What the fuck did you just call me?
Joker: They called you Mongolian.
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Obi-Wan: This might seem like something obvious to others but many need to hear it:
Obi-Wan: Please eat when you are hungry, rest when you are tired, drink when you are thirsty...
Obi-Wan: You do not have to "earn" it.
Obi-Wan: You deserve to have your body's most basic needs met, my dear.
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dragonsbliss · 5 hours ago
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Capricorn: Woman are twice as likely to initiate a suicide attempt but men are four times more likely to succeed.
Leo: WOOO ANOTHER WIN FOR THE BOYS!
Libra: Please check up on your loved ones.
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incorrectdetectiveanna · 6 hours ago
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Anna: Uncle, what time is it?
Pyotr: Looks like the clock stopped…
Pyotr: Pass me that flute.
Pyotr, playing the flute loudly:
Viktor, from downstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 2 AM?!
Pyotr, turning to Anna: It’s 2 am.
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