Aruma: A whip is just a boneless sword. None of you will retweet this because you are cowards that hate god
a lady at a gala: and what would your name be?
8 year old dick grayson: my name’s dick, but you can call me captain ￼ravioli￼!
bruce: what the fuck? don’t do that
Bayonetta: A game show called Are You Hot Enough to Act Like That. I am the host, and the answer is no.
peter: why are you so unhappy all the time?
mj: i’m not unhappy, i’m unimpressed.
I see no reason why I can’t have everything I want.
Iori: I forget but I do not forgive. I’m just walking around hating bitches. Can’t remember why.
Momo: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. WHen octopi do this it’s called…
Kaminari: An octo-lie.
Felix: Did you know it takes 20-100 years for a plastic bag to break down? It only takes me one minor inconvenience!
I just heard Adair go “Hey, I think this is that glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate this shop.
Tamiya: Aw, we can’t go in here, Otaki! It says 18+! There’s only two of us!
Otaki: You’re so stupid! Let’s just invite more people!
Dr. Smiley, holding a plastic spine: This is your spine.
Sonic.EXE: What the FUCK, put it back??
Gaster: Ugh, I can’t believe the power went out. Now I can’t see…
Sam: *You tell Gaster not to worry! You got this!
Sam: *-proceeds to stomp their feet causing their sneakers to light up-