what could have gone wrong in my life for american horror story to now be my comfort show
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Alastor, poking the snake on Lucifer's hat: Is this thing poisonous?
Lucifer: Nah, fam.
Alastor: *the snake comes to life, bites Al, and he drops to the ground, foaming at the mouth*
Lucifer: It is venomous though!
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The second Alastor uttered “jambalaya” in the pilot I knew he was totally and royally forever fucked he will never be mentioned eating another thing (other than people but I digress.) if he is cooking food in a fic it will be no dish other than jambalaya and if the author is feeling particularly edgy or brave than it might be gumbo or another creole dish. Sure he will always smell like blood but also rice and onion and shrimp ffs the chain holding him to Lilith (probably) might as well be made of sausage there is no god in hazbin hotel only jambalaya
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make your decision, i know it's a tough one
(i hope I did the math right on this)
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huskerdust shippers seeing their 500th fanart of husk and angel cuddling on the hotel couch
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My reaction to Alastor through out the show so far.
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Don't you just hate it when youre still not ready to face your crush after they embarrassed you 7 years ago but you get caught off guard seeing them again to the point you're so scared and panicked😔
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I think vox's range of tastes in men is so incredibly fucking funny. first on one end you have probably-sex-repulsed asexual alastor and then on the very other end you have literal overlord of pornography.
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Had a dream last night that people started doing those “RIP [name] you would have loved [thing]” posts but about Hazbin characters based on when they died and they just slowly got more unhinged. So like, someone posted “RIP Valentino, you would have loved Madonna.” and it just escalated to “RIP Vox, you would have loved the Chernobyl Nuclear Meltdown”, and “RIP Alastor, you would have loved Guitar Hero 2 on the XBox 360”
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