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existential-labrador · 7 months
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On a lighter note, I can’t wait to see what Natalie Holt has called all of the tracks for this episode, presumably they’ll be things like:
‘I’m a single Dad, here’s my number”
“How do I look? Gotta talk to my crush”
And
“TVA? I think you mean T-V-Gay!”
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bluemoonstonesy · 1 year
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conte? more like gone-te
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wastehound-voof · 9 months
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What do you call a polyamorous little person?
Poly pocket
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otaku553 · 14 days
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Luffy week day 7:
Free prompt: Sunrise
Happy birthday, Luffy :)
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the-broken-pen · 3 months
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“You’re going to blow out your arms,” the villain observed. They watched as the hero merely grit their teeth, shoving themself through another pull-up. It looked painful, and if the sweat slicking the hero’s brow was any indication, it was.
They waited for the hero to let themself drop from the bar and accept the villain was stronger. But they didn’t.
Three more pull-ups, and the villain stepped in.
“Hero,” they said slowly. “You’re about to tear the ligaments in your arms. You need to stop.”
The hero blew out a shuddering breath. Struggled for purchase, fighting gravity—and let themself drop.
The hero’s hands were bleeding, calluses torn open by the bar. The hero didn’t seem bothered when their own hands shook so much that their blood began to splatter on the gym floor.
For a moment, the villain could only stare at them.
Shit.
They didn’t know how to handle this. They knew the hero was dedicated. They knew the hero was strong, and perpetually trying to be stronger, but they hadn’t thought…
They hadn’t thought the hero would be so willing to tear apart their own body for success.
It was supposed to be fun, the villain thought. They felt a little sick as the hero pressed their palms together to soothe the bleeding, an action that was practiced and familiar. As if they had done this before.
The hero reached for something in their bag, smearing blood on the side, and pulled out a roll of blue electrical tape. The villain didn’t understand why, until the hero tore a strip off and made to wrap their hands with it.
The hero would be the death of them.
They crouched in front of the hero, plucking the electrical tape out of their hands.
“What are you doing with this?”
The hero blinked at the villain like they were the strange one in this situation.
“Wrapping my hands?”
The villain hissed in a breath.
“With electrical tape?”
The hero flushed slightly, looking down at their bloody hands. They looked close to tears.
“It…sticks to skin, really well. And it doesn’t move, either, when you move your hands or wherever else, even if you’re fighting. Plus, blood doesn’t make it come off, at least, not for a while.”
The villain blinked at them.”
“Blood doesn’t make it come off,” the villain repeated, processing. The hero nodded, reaching for the electrical tape. The villain settled it out of reach.
“Not if you wrap it right.”
Dimly, the villain realized that meant the hero had done this enough times to have it down to a science.
“And you couldn’t use a bandaid?” The villain asked incredulously. The hero shrugged a shoulder, then winced at the motion.
Yeah, the hero had absolutely blown out their arms.
“Bandaids move—“
The villain hushed them.
“Be quiet for a second.”
The hero, wisely, went quiet.
The villain rubbed a hand over their face, then studied the hero for a moment. They took one of the hero’s hands into their own, studying the damage.
“Why did you do this to yourself,” the villain murmured.
“What do you mean, why,” the hero snapped. “It’s my job.”
“Your job is to save people,” the villain corrected. “Not destroy yourself.”
“I’m not destroying myself—“
“You are.”
“Shut up—“
“Hero.”
“I need to be better,” the hero snapped. Their voice rang out across the gym, echoing into the rafters, and they both froze. After a moment, the hero spoke again, voice soft. “I need to be better.”
They said it like they needed the villain to understand. The villain wondered who they were really saying it to—the villain, or themself.
“Better than who?”
“Everyone.” It was hushed, like a secret.
The villain watched them, waiting.
The hero took a shaky breath
“My whole thing is being the best. I have always been the best. That’s the only reason I matter. If I’m not strong enough, then I am nothing, so I need. to be. better.”
The hero had started crying, very quietly, like they were afraid to take up too much space.
The villain was not equipped to handle gifted kid burnout.
“There’s more to you than just being a good athlete,” the villain said hesitantly, and the hero shook their head.
“No. There isn’t.”
“Hero.”
“Can you give me back my electrical tape?” They hiccuped to contain a sob.
“No,” the villain said firmly, and then the hero really was sobbing.
“You don’t understand—“
The villain didn’t. Not really. They had never been the kind of talented that the hero was.
They wondered now if maybe that was a blessing.
“I don’t,” the villain agreed. “But I do understand that you’ve saved half the city, and you give everything you have to give, and you always do your best.”
“But I-“
“No.” The villain stopped them. “You are doing your best.” They tipped the hero’s chin up until they met the villain’s eyes. “And it is enough.”
The hero froze, eyes darting over the villain’s face. They wondered if anyone had ever said that to the hero, if whatever mentor they had was giving them anything other than orders to be stronger. Be better. Be more.
The villain had some new targets to take care of, it would seem.
For now, though, they had to take care of hero.
“We’re going to go wrap your hands,” they said softly. “And then we’re going to take care of your arms, and you’re going to take a nap.”
The hero nodded, watching them like they were some kind of good, selfless person.
“And if I ever catch you using electrical tape again, so help me, I will put you six feet under.”
That startled a laugh out of the hero, and they let the villain guide them to their feet.
“Fine.”
The villain turned to them. “Okay?”
Are you going to be alright?
The hero seemed to understand.
“Okay,” the hero agreed.
Yes.
And so, it was.
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vaporvipermedia · 6 months
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Doodle woodles…
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Thank you to @oseathepebble @ice-cweam-sod4 and @bloodiegawz for their doodle requests.
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daffi-990 · 6 months
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Seven(ish) Sentence Sunday ✍️
Tagged by the über talented @wikiangela and @lover-of-mine 💕
Have more than seven sentences from the scene that was fighting me and causing grief from stuck now so long, we just got the start wrong aka rival firefighters 🚒 prev snippet
“What is up with you today?” Buck licks his lips as he shifts on his feet slightly, waiting for Diaz’s answer.
“Excuse me?” Diaz looks taken aback and okay Buck gets it, the guy who constantly flirts and teases you is suddenly asking you a legitimate question of concern? Buck would be shocked too.
“Something’s obviously crawled up your ass today, so spill.” Diaz pushes past Buck without responding, Buck hot on his tail with no brain to mouth filter working it seems because he can’t stop himself from adding “Is it me? Though if I’d been in your ass, I’d definitely remember it.”
Diaz whirls on Buck with fire in his eyes. He looks pissed and fuck is it hot. “Do you even hear yourself when you talk?!” He steps into Buck’s space, pointing an accusatory finger in his face.
Buck brings his hands up to push Eddie away but before he can make contact Eddie jolts back as if repulsed by Buck's touch. “What is your problem, man?”
No pressure tagging: @hippolotamus @spotsandsocks @watchyourbuck @callmenewbie @fortheloveofbuddie @thewolvesof1998 @athenagranted @rainbow-nerdss @exhuastedpigeon @the-likesofus @eddiebabygirldiaz @theotherbuckley @wildlife4life @ladydorian05 @loserdiaz @evcndiaz @try-set-me-on-fire @spagheddiediaz @malewifediaz @devirnis @disasterbuckdiaz @fiona-fififi @giddyupbuck @hoodie-buck @honestlydarkprincess @jeeyuns @jesuisici33 @jamespearce9-1-1 @clusterbuck @captain-hen @bekkachaos @monsterrae1 @mellaithwen and all others who want join in on the fun 😄
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twistedappletree · 7 months
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*taps mic* baby Lan Sizhui meeting baby Fae!Lan Jingyi in the forests of the Cloud Recesses and smuggling in chicken for him from Caiyi town.
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ayahimes · 5 months
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merry christmas to all who celebrate , and to those who don’t i hope you’ve all had a beautiful day ❤️ i’m sick and have pretty much been in bed all afternoon so my activity will drop everywhere for the time being until i get better . sending you all some positive vibes . i’m glad to have become mutuals with all of you and befriended many of you as well ! you’ve made my experience here on ayaka truly great and i can’t thank you enough !
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metaphorical-goblin · 7 months
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chlodoll · 6 months
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seeing so many thanksgiving engagement announcements already
let’s go for the big one guys 🤭
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fowlaroundtown · 1 year
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Whoops here’s some more of me and @squarefriend’s MAMNT au
Misc. doodles under the cut
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This is just April and Casey’s relationship
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Song lyric doodles (featuring Raph, Mikey, and Donnie)
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How Donnie’s Lab Assistant Timothy found out his boss is actually a giant turtle in disguise
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And an edit of Mikey I refuse to give context for
(btws we’re both always open to questions about the au!!! If anyone ever has any UwU)
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sokovianfortune · 4 months
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plot twist jack actually is hundreds of years old. in dog years.
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evansbby · 10 months
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wiklm · 4 months
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hello everyone!! i’ve compiled some genshin age headcannons with the help of @interstate35south !!!! because you’re all wrong and i’m SICK of every character only being in their early 20s or several thousand years old with no in between. this will not be nearly the whole cast it’ll probably be like 10 characters or so bc i don’t have time for all that (i’m a liar). ok here we go
- first up let’s talk about ragbros!! this post is gonna be mostly bullet points but we had more to say about these 2. FIRST of all: Diluc was missing for 10 years after Crepus’ death instead of 4. How do i know this?? he told me himself trust me. No but actually him being missing much longer feels more impactful for Diluc and Kaeya’s festering issues they’ve got going on ykwim?? as a wise man (intertstate35south) once said, he’s been gone for 4 years starting at 18?? big whoop that’s just college. Second: Diluc is like 43 ish, kaeya is 40 ish. Diluc came back to mond at ~28 and kaeya was ~25! between then by the time traveler arrives in mond it’s been about 15 years.
- next up cyno tighnari and collei!! i’m ill about them!! i actually have no clue at all what their approximate ages are BUT i’ve seen enough people hc them as being in their mid 20s that i felt the need to make this post in the first place (i am a drama queen)!! in my head i have decided that at the time cyno went to mondstadt to seal collei’s archon residue collei was ~12 (with some wiggle room b/c of how long she was with dottore) and cyno and tighnari were 36 and 34 respectively. as of traveler arriving in sumeru ik sayinf it’s been 3 years and cyno is at 39 and tighnari at 37 and BEFORE YOU TELL ME cyno is the youngest general mahamatra in ages YES that’s true but he could’ve still been the youngest and just been on the job for 15 or so years since being appointed!! he was still appointed young but he wasn’t made general mahatma last week ykwim??
- ok i’m done with the super long ones i’m so sorry for that!! next up we got beidou and ningguang. if i see one more of you call them milfs and then in the same breath say they are twenty seven it will cause the heat death of the universe. to be honest i can see them anywhere in the range of 35-47 i don’t really have a specific one for them!! but seriously stop calling them milfs and also 27 years old you can’t do that
- albedo!! i do think him being immortal and some unspecified very large age would be fun but in the case of him being a normal age even if he is immortal i give him a solid 34-37
- jean and lisa early-mid 40s!! it’s just more fun when lisa has substantially less time left yk it ups the stakes
- less of an age headcanon more of a dumb pet peeve of mine but if ONE more of you mfs calls zhongli an old man and then gives him anime baby face.. lord.
-wriothesley 32 trust trust trust . he’s on the younger side for my age hcs bc i think he is still young just not like early 20s young yk
-thoma is in the same age range as diluc/kaeya/jean/lisa bc i am a diluc jean and thoma childhood friends truther
ok that’s all!! may reblog with more some day but for now this is all i got!! don’t take this too serious i’m goofing around and i think about this god awful game FAR too much it’s terrible actually
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One of my students saw me yesterday walking across the field at lunch and I waved and then she threw her arms in the air and goes “Miss K, you belong in the SOUND OF MUSIC also I don’t know anything about your love life and it’s not my business but when it happens it will just be [ chef’s kiss motion ]” and it was so cute and funny and everything alsksksjejejehehjejee
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