#that bitch can NOT rollerskate

[ophelisae]

happy day 0 happy day 1 of me being in love w onodera ritsu

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #sekai ichi hatsukoi #onodera ritsu #fanart #redraw #that bitch can NOT rollerskate #my art

[thelastpuppyboygirl]

YES !! YES !!!!!! AHAHAAAA YESSSS !!!!

my personal headcannons for the loveliest of lovely little guys <3333

extra info + flags!!

randy: (pan and agender)

-fibromyalgia for sure, trauma does shit things

-probably needs a cane or something similar to aleviate pain (doesn't think he's ill enough to need one, absolutely is)

-if he gets high please treat him like a fish in an aquarium, probably would hate the lack of control

-flushes really easily, and constantly clammy

-if you put a blanket on his head he'll fall asleep

-narcolepsy

-loves the feeling of a nice, heafty, soft quilt and a hot cocoa on a cold afternoon...

oliver: (trans, gay and demiromantic!)

-has a stuffed animal collection 100%

-probably picks up a million different projects only to put them down, a new hyperfixation every week kinda guy

-him being a stoner is basically cannon but, in specifics he seems like a bong or joint guy to me, would let u smoke the first hit (bc he's nice)

-rollerskate date :]

-glasses to at least semi help his shit 'eye' (optical sensor) and lack of depth perception (they can only do so much though)

karen: (nonbinary, lesbian)

-doesn't particularly care about gender as a concept

-has a bunch of tassles and cords in her house she has braided

-can't keep a plant alive to save her life, has mourned at least 20 house plants, has a fake one (somehow dies too)

-mitski.

-the biggest sweet tooth out of the group

-will lock herself away for hours and hours, sometimes an entire day or two, just creating. only to come out of a hole haggard and exhuasted with her New Horse Drawing.

-hEDS, uses a walker to get around!

Norm: (questioning/bi ?)

-writer (how the hell else wouldn't he go absolutely bonkers all alone, other than having a goal and spite i guess)

-uses coffee to live, but definitely enjoys tea in his free time

-probably learned archery at some point

-whittles little sculptures to pass the time (made karen a little wooden horse sculpture once)

-randomly schedules cook outs/junctions when he's feeling lonely and isolated

-he would absolutely take the will graham route and end up with 20 fucking stray dogs out of a deep empathy and then wake up one day and realize the mess he got himself into.

-grilldad. (duh)

phonegingi: (genderfluid, polyamorous, pan)

-gender? yes.

-sexuality? yes.

-will consume your clothes if you are not careful with your gingi Care instructions. (taking little nibbles is okay as a treat)

-if weed is consumed it basically acts as a horrifically strong catnip, and it will get the zoomies and make it everyone's problem

-purrs

-pays really good attention to detail stuff, and its brain is basically a filing cabinet. but big events are basically a blur

-gets SUPER !! fluffy during the winter and there's an awful period where it's shedding and it's...super patchy and silly lookin

-me and the bitches i pulled by being HORRIFYING and lovely,,,,

bigfoot: (aroace. i don't take criticism.)

-banana,,,

-genuinely pretty attentive and smart

-becomes a painter because he is INSPIRED ! by his friend karen

-absolutely splendid lad

-i wanna live in a world where one of his passions is making and wearing silly hats, please, PLEASE

-karen showed him mitski,,,god help him he's sad now

-knitting,,,he knit giant banana,,,,

#dialtown fanart #randy jade #oliver swift #karen dunn #norm allen #phonegingi #bigfoot dialtown #dialtown #dialtown hc

[heartfullofleeches]

This is such a silly and stupid idea but I am desperate for a Yandere x Reader where the Yandere is this extremely paranoid/depressed fuck who thinks the world is diseased and the only way for it to get clean is to get rid of all human life on it, they are willing to kill for a "better cause" and have absolutely no mercy...and then there is Reader (the only person they don't hate entirely), who is into Eurodance, is extremely positive and is a complete fashion disaster who believes it is good in everything and everyone.

This is very much based on my recent obsession with Planet of the Bass but let's not talk about it lol.

I just want these two completely opposite bitches to try and teach each other their points of view while one slowly falls in love with the other

[Here's a blurbo I had in limbo with a similar plot. Yan is indeed depressed/hates the world and Reader's moreso into rave because I dunno anything about Eurodance. Tw: themes of suicide]

This is it. Their final night alive.

They'd done all they needed. Returned a book collecting dust on their desk. Disposed of the tools used on corpses in some other lake to keep their name from more attention. It's crazy how in their last moments all that mattered was the thoughts and options of those who lead them to this fate. How disgusting. They did their victims a favor by leaving them nameless. The murky waters below reflect a dread known long before the plunge. There is nothing waiting for them. Not here. Not on the other side.

Their final night alive. Or so it would have been.

Right as they climbed on the bridge's ledge, back facing the sky, small beads of light rose from the hill adjacent. The tiny orbs merge into separate distinct figures on the horizon. Wheeling onto the scene, the group ride with vehicles unusual for the terrain. Rollerskates, skateboards, electric scooters. They wear some matter of bright clothing with glowsticks and lights dangling from their person in flashy jewelry and attached to headphones they wore. They all seemed to be equipped with some type of earwear and dancing to their own beat while still moving as one.

The group stop at the other side of the road, all oblivious to the shadow lurking across the way. They glared - climbing down from the ledge and sitting upon it, seething. The group may not notice them now, but they'd surely catch on at most inconvenient time. It would seem their presence wasn't completely ignored as one head turns their way. One of the figures wearing skates waves, pointing to one of the many necklaces around their neck. The shadow avoids their smile, praying they get the message.

They don't.

Sparkling wheels crunch over gravel. "Hey."

Silence.

They remove their headphones. "Hey!"

Nothing. Persisting, the person wheels over to the railing, leaning against it as they breath in the salty air. "Long drop down. Won't be quick."

As if that would deter them.

"I won't get on your case. We've all been there at some point. Life sucks, and then you did. Feels like your taking control by going out on your own terms, but you won't and may never will. That's why it's important to enjoy the little things. It's why I hang out with those guys. We get together every once and a while. Party on wheels as some of us call it. Lots of fun."

The party-goer takes off their headphones and places their music player on the railing. "This is what I listen to when I'm down. Maybe it can help you. Maybe not - but I'd like you to return it some day. My name is Y/n, by the way. Just so you know when we meet again."

You take off your necklace and offer it to them. They take it - just to get you to leave them alone. You solemnly wave again, returning to your group and taking over the mantle of carrying the portable speaker another brought with them. You take their arm, balancing skillfully on your wheels as you dance the fleeting night away with no care of the coming dawn.

Your type were the worse of all. Giving them more tasks to complete before they departed from this miserable world. They hated carrying the duties given by others on their shoulders so much they couldn't pass on, but looking at your smiling face, sorting through the music that got you through the toughest - they couldn't see themselves from fulfilling their end of the deal you set anywhere in the near future.

For once in their life living in someone's else's shadow didn't seem so bad.

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere blurb #yandere headcanons #yandere #yandere oc #yandere drabble #tw yandere

[totallynuwonhere]

2nd Gen Shawpack Pookies

I’ve had them in my notes for AGES and I’ve still yet to finish a design, but i do intend on creating little skits of them cuz of how much I’ve invested giving them all personalities and pinterest boards. (If this isn’t me exhibiting my deep love for the Redactedverse idk what is)

Some descriptions are longer than the others, I’ve obviously put more thought into certain characters

•Shaw Twins

- both children are sadly ungifted in the kitchen, despite the fact that David has made them his little helpers when since they were little. Multiple flames have been put out because of them.

-Both do share a love for nature like their father.

Gabriella Shaw (Gabby)🫶🏻

- Angel carbon copy with a dash of Gabriel’s silliness and courage, which always made David smile.

- Natural born Leader. Despite being the eldest child (4 fucking minutes) David has never burdened them with the responsibility or thought of inheriting the business. She stepped into the leadership role on her own, with more brighter approach, personality wise.

- Rollerskates, Angel started taking her to roller rinks since age 6 and she loves taking Lyss and KC with her

Callum Grey Shaw 🌱

-Yes he’s named after the sweet Caelum. David wanted to commemorate his childhood friend.

- Inherited David’s resting bitch face, if you point it out he’ll even growl like he does.

- Great Observer. Because his sister was the more outgoing one of them, he was always the listener, making him more emotionally aware, noticing things most people miss.

- Loves sitcoms. He’s probably watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine so many times he can name episodes in order. This also translates his love for the security company his dad runs. Always begging David to take him to work with him. (I think we know who inherits the company)

•Talbot Troop

-Asher is the only one I picture having multiple kids with a range of age gaps.

-No doubt the most outgoing ones of the pack.

August Talbot (Auggie) 🍕

- Foodie

- Life of the party, stealin’ hearts with his million watt smile

- DDR is his sport

Kelcee Talbot (KC/CeeCee) 🧠

- Designated driver of the group

- Straight A student. When she was young she’d share all the interesting facts she’d pick up on to her parents and it always astounded Asher, how she can command a room, especially being the SOMEWHAT, mellow one among the three.

Oliver James Talbot (OJ/Ollie) 🪲

- Very inquisitive

- Youngest of the pack (the only 7yr old in a group of 17 year olds)

- Has a special bond with Alyssa

•Greer Icon

Alyssa Marie Greer 💥

-Now while i think of Milo and SW as the D.I.N.K (dual income, no kids) couple, and i will somewhat always think that, but— this name crossed my head and I just cannot let it go. IT HONORS MARIE OK—

-Unsurprisingly is always the best dressed. Milo is very proud.

-Has a very ‘takes no bull personality’ making them the most intimidating out of group.

- Plays archery competitively

- Straightforward

-Weirdly great with babies, explains her close bond with Oliver

•Collins

Sean Riley Collins 🥐

- aka Peace Officer Collins

- The code name speaks for itself, he is very much like his old man when it comes to ensuring his friends don’t do anything stupid, and in the very common occasions they do, he of course serves them with a patented Collins lecture.

- He may be half vamp, but that doesn’t mean he has to have a mundane food pallet, this man can COOK and bake, a soft, crispy shelled sourdough being one of his specialties

•Solaire

Hugo Solaire 🎭

- theater kid

- sarcastic, confident, somewhat frivolous, despite his royal status, which gets him in trouble for

- May or may not have a thing for the alpha’s daughter.

- Like Vincent, he’s mostly only close to the Collins’ but has occasionally hanged out with the shaw pack.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted fanfic #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted sam #redacted vincent #redacted milo #I’ve had this cooking for months it’s krazy how im now only getting it out my drafts #2nd gen pookies

[chaosprompts]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA STARTER SENTENCES PT. 3 - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

i ended up having to do it all by myself !!

listen ... listen. it looks terrible, like really really bad.

what have i done ??

oh oh hottie alert at two o'clock.

the name's ___, i have a bleached asshole.

knock knock dickface.

if you don't get out of the way right now i'm gonna bring out the big guns.

oh hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch.

not everyone has the gift.

i don't remember that night.

i don't remember most evenings.

for the love of god please do not ask me about his dick.

i'm gonna take off my bra, blast my nips !!

he literally has the worst life imaginable.

my life has been in a bit of a tail spin.

i am trying to get my life back on track.

i spent the money on these sweet ass kettle drums !!

you gotta make it sexy !! hips and nips.

i accept payment with the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, and scissors.

ooo don't get caught.

what do you want from me ??

i'm gonna get a little bit rough with you.

i ain't going to no hospital !!

hey turkey's gobble gobble.

so what's the plan we just gonna bum rush this guy from behind or what ??

are you seeing this ??

hey !! hey !! gimmie some eyes !! cool your jets !!

i got all numbers.

give me the hotdog, baby !!

keep this up man. keep this up and see what happens.

i will strike you down !!

well, can i bare my soul to you for a second ??

now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you into a million little pieces.

you haven't thought of the smell !!

god bless cream pies, and god bless america.

i command you to stop.

well the last few years i've been settling for fives, y'know ?? and i've been giving you the tens, okay ?? but i realized i could be a ten guy too.

i'm gonna go slam ass.

by any chance do you have homosexual tendencies ??

you ?? i don't know who the hell you are.

begone vile man !! begone from me !!

i am un-tethered and my rage knows no bounds !!

did you bomb and fail and bomb just like i knew you would ??

that's all that happened and nothing else happened.

oh oopie daisy !! looks like i broke it.

i didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

i've got one of those hella sweet lives.

don't do that.

the point is you'll be dealing with me today.

are those fake hands ??

have you been drinking paint ??

he totally could have done it.

oh my god you're bleeding !!

oh my god what am i looking at here ??

oh go to hell !! you go right to hell !!

you dumb idiot !!

you're not the alpha here you crusty ass fool !!

i will destroy you !!

begone from me you soy boy beta cuck.

i beg you to stop.

you can't believe what happened !!

can i get your house key ??

get away from me.

there's a lot of money in rollerskating.

you're talking about thumbing through vending machines for loose change. you think that's comparable to my thing ??

twenty-five cents is not gonna get us shit man !!

#rp starter sentences #inbox prompts #rp inbox prompts #starter sentences #iasip inbox prompts #always sunny inbox prompts

[discoidal]

tagged by @nymphaureate to do 15 questions, 15 mutuals!

were you named after anyone? - my grandma said i was named after a name she heard on tv once. my mom almost named me after lucifer or ayn rand but my grandparents stopped her lol

when was the last time you cried? - im a big crier it was prob like 8 hours ago

do you have kids? - im a little baby!! so no and i dont want any fuck them kids is a lifestyle

do you use sarcasm a lot? - less and less; im a recovering sarcastic bitch

what's the first thing you notice about people? - colors they're wearing. if it's smth rlly colorful OR all black i immediately notice i love it

what's your eye color? - what i call Asian Brown going on black

any special talents? - not rlly ! umm i can make good iced coffee and i write well i hope...

scary movies or happy endings? - truly such a cringe answer but BOTH!! i love both together AND separately

where you were born? - philippines born and raised and still living! swagapino nation

what are your hobbies? - in a huge reading AND writing slump so unfortunately the answer rn is bloggery and like. scrolling thru ig reels. sometimes cooking which is good! idk it's kinda dire in here ngl

have any pets? - my family has three cats! luya (named after ginger root), labanos (named after radishes), and oreo (oreo)

what sports do you play/have you played? - lame answer is scrabble cool answer is rollerskating<33 badminton for fun sometimes

how tall are you? - 4'10 and a half. like 148

favorite subject in school? - biology or english depending on the topic. history/social science consistently

dream job? - pediatrician / pediatric psychiatrist! i rlly want to get into med school man

tagging: @andromerot @whimseee @callcenterkilljoy @schmata @themeloninmelancholy @dogelovespizza @msnova-scotia @constellationof0rion @supermarketcrush @unlibrarian @mumintroll @snickeringdragon @strzygoncze @revddaughter @lichotenie

[watermelonsandal]

big hero 6 characters as random vines part 6

Honey Lemon: So how is school going?

Tadashi: I wake up every morning but I feel dead inside.

Honey Lemon: Uuuuuuugggghhhhh uh-oh spaghetti-o.

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Gogo: I'm gonna drive right behind you with my brights on because you can never be

Gogo: TOO DISTRACTING.

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Honey Lemon trying to diss someone: Yes. She is a bitch: B I... C T... H.

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Hiro: I don't wanna do this paper.

Gogo: How long is it?

Hiro: 5 pages.

Gogo: I have a 25 page paper due.

Hiro: So?

Gogo: So shut up.

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Wasabi: Can you eat like a normal person?

Fred: *wearing a hooded top backwards* But I don't need to use my hands *eats a chip out of the hood*

Tadashi: You've got a point.

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Wasabi: *playing Heart and Soul on the piano*

Fred: *starts busting moves*

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Aunt Cass: I want to see my little boy!

Tadashi: Here he comes.

Aunt Cass: I want to see my little boy!

Mochi:

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Geese: *exist*

Baymax: Look at all those chickens!

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Hiro: 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Hiro: Are you hungry right now?

Baymax: Not at all.

Hiro: Really!? I'm so hungry.

Baymax: Then you should probably eat.

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Hiro: *rollerskating to Billie Jean*

Tadashi: *watching*

Baymax: *watching*

Aunt Cass: *carrying Mochi in a bucket*

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Aunt Cass: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?

Hiro: What does that even mean!?

#honey lemon #tadashi hamada #gogo tomago #hiro hamada #wasabi no ginger #fred frederickson iv #aunt cass #mochi #baymax #big hero 6 #bh6 #incorrect bh6 quotes #vine #disney #shitpost #chat

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Say, can we get some headcanons for Mack and Celci with a reader who knows how to rollerskate and is more than happy to teach them(if they don't know how to already)? The reader has a pair of hand-me-downs with metal wheels, and, while they're both a little rusty, the wheels turn fine, and they still recall the basics. They never learned any tricks on them or how to dance on skates, but are glad to learn with Mack and Celci, encouraging them to get back up, get back out there, and keep skating!

Mack (Crew)

Like a baby deer standing on its legs for the first time, Mack is just very shaky with the skates.

He holds onto your arms tightly like “don’t let go don’t let go oh my god cap-”

Poor guy is so afraid of falling.

But if he does (and he inevitably will), you don’t laugh--or at least try not to--and you help him up, encouraging him to try again.

Mack (Head Engineer)

“CaPtAin I'M FALLING....NVM I GOT IT......a-actually I may need help--no, no I don’t! Don’t you dare help me!! CAPTAIN DON’T JUST STAND THERE!!!”

This bitch cannot decide if he wants your help or not.

He wants to think he can do anything and feels pathetic if he fumbles even slightly (esp in the presence of others).

“I’d feel better if you at least shined these....did you give Celci the better pair?!” He accuses.

Of course he’d blame you for every fall/stumble even though he asked you to teach him how to skate and thought it would be easy.

Celci

She was skeptical about the rusty skates at first.

"You sure these are safe to use, cap?"

But she finds out they work great!

It's a little different from the ice skating she used to do as a kid all the time, though that experience helped her get the hang of it easier.

She'll help you and Mack (who keeps falling nonstop) and show you two how to keep better balance.

Ofc she might slip too but that's alright. Getting back up and trying again is what's important.

#clanask #anonymous #iswm 2 x reader #in space with markiplier x reader #iswm mack x reader #iswm celci x reader #celci f kelvina x reader #headcanons #platonic

[tfw-no-tennis]

beest warbs s2

andddddd ruth and i finished s2!!

new opening! which is mostly just clips from the s1 finale

ok i guessed that optimus would come back bc like, duh. but i was surprised that he didnt come back like, Instantly 

the new transmetal forms............................ugliy

sorry bhjsdkrhfjkasfk i dont like them....i cant believe im saying it but i prefer the cgi animals from s1 😩 it made sense! it tied into the premise of the show! now theyre just these weird shiny robo-animals...who also can fly and drive around and stuff...nah fam that aint it

cheetor doesnt even have freckles anymore 😭

also as the season went on the whole ‘energon shorts out robot forms, which necessitates beast forms’ thing was kinda quietly dropped, which doesnt make 100% sense since not that many characters got the transmetal forms

the funniest fucking thing is that the s2ep1 summary was literally just ‘terrorsaur and scorponok fucking die’ and THAT WAS IT hjdfksjkfjadfhjlad ruth and i saw that and were like HUH???

and honestly their deaths were so abrupt and unceremonious that i seriously would not have even known they had Legit Died if it hadnt been for that summary. i literally wouldve thought that theyd just end up going in a CR chamber and it wouldve been confusing as hell when they didnt come back lmaooooo

so yeah rip beta cuck and diet diet starscream lite i guess

ok and ep 2 was wild, with dinobot going on ANOTHER Shakespeare soliloquy spree, and then all that western stuff at the end??????

that was so fucking weird and hilarious. wtf 

also have i mentioned...i love dinobot. dramatic gay bitch 

also....new characters! silverbolt and quickstrike are here to quickly replace terrorsaur and scorponok lmaoooo

why does quickstrike have a southern accent when the south doesnt even exist yet as a cultural region

i love how immediately obvious it was that silverbolt was not gonna stay a predacon for long lmao

and then optimus primal returns!! looking wack as FUCK 

hvhakjdfnbskjdf sorry but i dont like his new look at all lmao. he looks weird as hell in both robot mode and “beast” mode, and im not into the whole flying snowboard thing...whats that abt

when dinobot rode around on rattrap vjhsdlfjkashdbhfjk that was so fucking funnyyyy

i cant get over megatrons new form w/the Evil Rollerskates™ thats just. so much lmaooooo but also mood bc if i could i would totally have built-in rollerskates 

did yall know i love tarantulas....that gay mad scientist bitch is hilarious

also i knew ahead of time that silverbolt and blackarachnia have a Thing but it was still soooo Much when they fought and then silverbolt refused to hit her bc shes a girl bsvdkjnfasndf

ruth: OH MY GOD HES A SIMP

ok and the ep where dinobot goes back to the predacons...bro...and everything w/the golden disk too?? that was wild 

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE AIRAZOR AND TIGATRON GOT FUCKING KIDNAPPED??? HELLO????

are they like. coming back? ever????? that was just It for them this season uhhhh so i guess we’ll have to hope they return in s3? omg

also quick shoutout to the infamous japanese dub of beast wars which accidentally made some canon gays by making airazor a dude. great job guys 

ohhhh my god when theres that alien ship thing and megatron is in it and then a big version of his face appears on the side of the ship? horrible

also i feel like beast wars megatron spends half his screentime sitting in various chairs...even when he went into that alien ship he ended up finding a big fancy chair to sit in

so yeah all that alien stuff was WILD. we still know so little abt them so im rlly interested to see if more will come up in s3 (im assuming at least a little since airazor and tigatron have to come back). like, are we gonna learn what theyre trying to do on earth? what they look like? etc?

ok silverbolt is always talking abt how blackarachnia is a good maximal on the inside and she just needs to embrace it etcetc, to me it feels like he’s a religious guy whos trying to get the girl he likes to accept jesus into her heart so they can be together hbvhajkdhbfhjksd sorry 

also silverbolt is hilarious. he’s like, a hammy simp. the way he talks is rlly entertaining lol

also theyve been namedropped a couple times so far, but what the heck is up w/the maximal council or whatever? they seem to be the ones in charge of the maximals (and presumably cybertron?), but we know literally nothing abt them...im curious

ooomg and rampage...everything w/rampage was sooo fucked like him being basically immortal is wild, and then he showed up and was tearing shit up all over the place, and then megatron fucking...removed his spark and was like You Work For Me Now. daymmmm that was so fucked up 

and he seemed to calm down after the first ep so i was like mannn i wish they would address the whole thing where megatrons controlling him - tho the maximals dont even seem to know abt it, they probably just think rampage joined them on his own. oof

and lbr even if they did know, they probably wouldnt be super motivated to free him since rampage attacked them previously, and likely wouldnt join the maximals even if given the choice

oh my god okay hold up i cant forget that DINOBOT FUCKING DIED i cant fucking believe it mate. GOD

i miss that gay moron 😔

also aside but the pre-human monkey people look soooo fucking janky hbvajkdhfjkhsdf god. so bad im sorry

oh my god and the whole thing w/the golden disc saying ‘sounds of earth...’ ruth and i saw that inscription earlier in s2 and ruth was like ‘oh isnt that a real thing, they sent out the Voyager probe into space w/a disc that has different sounds from nature and music and stuff on it called ‘sounds of earth” AND THEN THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT THIS WAS...

i thought that was so cool, the fact that the golden disc could basically be used to look into the future...and then alter the future accordingly

its also super cool that the writers used something from REAL LIFE in the story in such a way. like, thats cool as hell, and idk much media that does so

especially bc beast wars is one of very few transformers series to not include any human characters (discounting the monkey pre-humans), so this is a really cool way to involve humanity without having any recurring human cast members

when dinobot nearly committed seppuku...uhm jesus bro

and then when he fought off all the predacons ALONE, and then FUCKING DIED...that was legit sad as hell...like he kept almost going into stasis lock but kept overriding it which was gonna kill him and AUGH

and then when the maximals show up as he’s dying...mannnn

and his last words - “and the rest is silence.” poetic and quoting Shakespeare until the literal end I see

basically that episode was fucking brutal but also really good. phew

AND THEN ITS FOLLOWED UP BY THE TRANSMUTATE EPISODE...ruth and i watched these two eps back to back in one night and afterwards we were basically braindead. that was A Lot 

the transmutate ep HHHHH where to even start

ok so transmutate...the whole story was just fucking tragic but also. TERRIFYING...

like this ep gave me the same vibes that i got when i watched the movie ET in like 4th grade and got scared as hell 

like, i am a Full Grown Adult and NOT ONLY THAT i had a job in a cadaver lab for like 5 YEARS so i generally am not easily scared but holy SHIT this episode legit unsettled me liiiike

the design and animation (and voice acting) on transmutate were like....terrifying oh my god. like, the way she(?) moved was so scary, with the slow movements and just, everything w/the neck/head....AUGH

and that like, pained screech she did ???? that was just horrible oh my god

anyways literally ruth and i spent this entire ep just like, cowering and yelling out of fear lmao. i went outside in the dark later and i swear i saw transmutate in the shadows. terrifying

in terms of the plot of the ep, that shit was fucked up. it basically amounted to silverbolt and rampage fighting over transmutate w/little regard for transmutate as a person, and ending w/her dying. which was fucked btw

and the fact that everyone was like ‘oh yea transmutate basically doesnt count as an alive sentient being’ was messed up bc they came to that conclusion very quickly and with only a small amount of data....messed up. also messed up is how the maximals suggested putting transmutate in like, a medically induced coma basically, bc she was a freak of nature. which may be true but STILL, that probably violates some ethical laws. arent yall supposed to be the good guys?!

also rampage trying to befriend and save transmutate was sad...especially knowing his circumstances w/megatron and stuff. just Ls all around

ok this cuts off abruptly but thats all folks ig vbajdkfbjksdf

#I FOUND THSI IS MY DRAFTS LOL this is so old and also incomplete but whatever archiving !! #lj and ruth watch beast wars

[luridorangeandviolentviolet]

ASTV as shit I’ve said

i apologize if any of this is horribly ooc but i had to fit in all of the strange shit i’ve said somehow

gwen: what’s the plan?

miles, panicking: i don’t know! you’re blond, so use your blond powers!

miles: why am i lurking at the back of every picture we take like a gremlin?

pavitir: i mean, you are, but it’s fine because you’re our gremlin

hobie: ANARCHY! ANARCY, BITCH!

gwen: i’m a fucking goddess no one is as perfect as me i’m the best at everything—

miguel: ur a narcissist

gwen: no bitch i’m insecure and trying to hide the emptiness in my heart

gwen: i don’t have an ass

pavitir: yes, you do! miles, tell gwen she has an ass

gwen: it’s fine, beauty isn’t real anyway

hobie: i fuck with that

hobie: JUST LET STEVE ROGERS BE GAY

hobie: and high. let him be high too

hobie: i’m surrounded by tourists and i think it’s rubbing off on me

miles: don’t fall into tourism

gwen: has you or someone you know contracted tourism? well we can help. dial 555-555-5555 for a free consultation

pavitir: my friend has that actually i should call

peter b: i think the reason i’m so into seeing the romance in everything because i’m desperate to feel any emotion i must avoid the numbness at all costs

miguel: can you rollerskate

miguel: u seem like the incompetent type

#astv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Hey Mr Charlie, what is your opinion on rollerskating?

"roller skating? did you mean hunting for food on the go?"

"they can skate all they want i'll still eat their roller-skates! can't stop this eldritch bitch from eating"

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #classic verse #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

11, 77 :)

Don't smile at me I haven't forgiven the highest offence yet. *bombastic side eye.*

11-Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?

90% of the time the dialogue will be the first thing implemented with the skeleton: he says, he turns his head, he goes on the boat, he's mad, etc.

The dialogue for me is always the most important part. I don't believe that poor dialogue can be excused by really good descriptions, AND it is my favorite part. Usually, the dialogue will also inform the metaphors I add. So... think of it like an oil painting? Layer by layer.

But also my phone is full of half conversations, bits and pieces of dialogue, same with my audio notes. I come up with a lot of strong lines while rollerskating, and I'll sometimes find way to incorporate them in fics. I have a large file with dialogue pieces / long metaphors that slowly make it into all my fics. Like...I'm finding them a home, and then I can delete them from the file.

I usually try to write the story as a whole in order, but sometimes I'll write one chapter that will just be 15K with scenes in complete disorder that I then need to reorganize. It happens too often for long fics and creates a lot of long weekends of struggles.

77-Why do you enjoy writing fanfiction?

Honestly? Because my absolute pet peeve is first chapters with exposition. With fanfic, BAM they're thrown in, we know what these bitches looks like and their main characters traits, let's get straight to the fun part.

#mar gives the morning news #fanficwriter #ask tag

[mr-laveau]

Little Raincloud & Freelancer? ^_^

Little Raincloud • Favourite type of weather? Least favourite type of weather?

Oooh, I like cold, windy weather with light showers. My experience with weather really comes in a very limited spectrum because of the fact that here in the Caribbean I can only get rain and sun–💖🏝️just island boi(gn) tingz🏝️💖–but I do like it when it's cold enough and wet enough to warrant an extra layer and get comfortable in whilst also being dry enough that you're not hearing a rainstorm plus the rain is relaxing to me.

Weather I hate tho is sunny skies with no clouds, hardly any wind and with scalding heat. Fuck whomever thought making that kinda weather system was ok, because a bitch can only take so much on an island, let alone a hot one.

Freelancer • What's a skill that I would like to learn & be good at?

Voice Acting. Does that count? I already know how to use my voice as it is and I am currently learning this skill. Does it? Idk, we'll say it does.

I have too much respect for VAs as it stands–I mean, I wouldn't have shit to make art of if I didn't–and I'm very interested in the work, like being the voice behind characters, writing and recording my own shit, making projects that I can voice or just having fun in this fandom myself by voicing listeners. That and I liked editing shit, it gets my organizer brain working.

*Other than that...rollerskating, makeup, animation or film. I got a lot of things I wanna do actually, I just need money and motivation to do it.

#MLQnA #ask game #ask #thanks for the ask!

[twoidiotwriters1]

Copycat: Cryptomnesia —(Marvel Fem!Oc)

A/N: I love how tragically stupid-stubborn Cat is, Mel is my only oc with critical thinking skills and even her is a little unwell in the head -Danny

Words: 1,354

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Listen to: ‘Mirrorball’ -by Taylor Swift

xxvi: A Good Weekend

Waking up to Kate and Felix snuggled up on the left side of her bed was a nice feeling. It was good to have some company after two months alone. Cat had gotten used to sharing, and going back to her empty apartment every night was a bit of a letdown.

Kate slowly opened her eyes. "Stop being a creep."

"It's not creepy if I'm staring with fondness. I've been blinking from time to time too, so it's okay."

Kate rolled over and stretched. "Your bed is so comfy... the one I have in the residence is bulky as hell. I'd missed this baby."

"Just the mattress?" She teased.

"And the pets."

"How's Lucky?"

"Healthy and fluffy, still living with Jack until I get my own place," Kate yawned. "Are we meeting your friends later, or is it tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow. Kurt and Harley have to work on Saturdays, so..."

"Yikes," Kate yawned. "D'you think they'll like me?"

"You'll fit right in, we're all young and sarcastic."

"Help!" Kate was struggling to stand after putting on the rollerskates. "Oh my God, why am I so terrible at this?!"

Cat held her by the waist, grinning. "You need to stand straight!"

"I don't do straight!"

"Shut up," she chortled.

Kate held onto Cat's arms with a death grip. "Please, my knight, save me!"

She laughed. "Here, I'll guide you."

The sun was warm, the birds were singing, and it was a perfect February day. It was Valentine's day, to be more precise, but they were making a huge effort to ignore that.

"You look so nice by the way," Kate said out of the blue. "Is that a new skirt?"

"You like it? You can borrow it anytime."

"Move closer to the bridge, I need to do something..."

Cat took her to it and Kate stumbled to a stop, trapping Cat between the bridge's barrier and her body. The archer placed her arms on each side of Cat's head.

"What are you doing?" Cat asked with a grin.

"I'm admiring the view," Kate looked her up and down. "Astonishing."

Cat pushed her sunglasses up and leaned to kiss her. Kate moved away.

"Uh-uh! I want to ask you something."

"Okay," Cat was too busy staring at Kate's lips to notice she was being serious.

"What's Copycat's doing in Stark industries?"

The mutant pushed a loose strand of dark hair away from the girl's face. "You read the articles."

"People's crazy curious about it," Kate replied, moving away from her. "And they're asking me things because they saw me with you last Christmas."

"What are you telling them?"

"That you weren't much of a talker, you left as soon as we were done. See? I can keep appearances."

"I'm very proud of you," Cat taunted. "Alright, I think it's okay if I tell you now. What do you wanna know?"

"Is it really just a job? No, scratch that—"

"I want it to be just that," she began, "but... it's a little bit more."

"What is it?"

"Promise not to get invested."

Kate frowned. "I can't do that."

"Then you'll have to stay in the dark."

Whatever was happening in Kate's mind got quickly replaced with discomfort. "I tried to visit my mom last week."

"How did it go?"

"She thinks I ruined my life," Kate pushed herself carefully to stand next to Cat, both of them leaning against the railing. "It was a short visit."

"She's safer there than out," Cat tried to ease her.

"Look who says it!" Kate responded briskly.

Cat stared at her in surprise, and the archer quickly apologized.

"I'm sorry, you're trying to cheer me up—"

"I'm not good at it—"

"—I'm just being a bitch about this—"

"It's your mom, Kate."

"You're my friend," she said. That was all Cat was, even if both of them would've preferred something else. "And you're all I have."

Cat placed her hand over Kate's. "I'm not all you have. You've got Clint, and Jack... and after tomorrow you'll have Kurt and Harley."

"Why, they're loyal to the people you sleep with?"

"Not exactly," she grinned. "You're just too sweet to dislike."

"Hey..." Kate tilted her head. "You went to high school, didn't you?"

"A while."

"You had any friends? I can't imagine you not being popular, you're so cool..."

Cat grimaced. "I spent most of my time with Pietro, I told you that."

"But you're telling me you had no friends?"

"I wasn't like I am now," Cat tilted her head, struggling to remember names and faces. "But there was MJ and Betty, and... Ned..." she felt her brain pulsing. "But they blipped. When they came back I was an adult, I never saw them again."

"That must've sucked..."

"I remember feeling a little bummed out for a while... But it was because we lost against Thanos, I was heartbroken about that."

"I've seen pictures of you as a teen, in your apartment," Kate sighed. "You were a kid when the whole Thanos thing happened..."

"No point in feeling sorry," she moved away from the railing. "C'mon, I'll buy you lunch."

Kurt was the first to welcome them. He left his seat, caught Kate's hand, and dragged her towards the table bombarding her with questions about Jack and his sword collection.

Kate stared at him in shock, for a moment she didn't know who he was, expecting to see a blue-skinned guy with a strong resemblance to a demon, but finding a perfectly-human young man rambling at her instead.

"Oh, sorry, where are my manners?" He shook her hand. "Kurt Wagner, Cat's best friend."

"You really don't have to specify," Harley said from his seat. He hadn't moved at all. "After a few seconds, people can tell who loathes her the least."

"Wouldn't the one that loathes me most be my best friend, then?" Cat teased. "Kate, this is Harley. You've heard of him. Professional whiner."

"The smartest guy at this table, too," he smiled at her.

"Well, if you're still our friend, I would think twice before saying that," Kurt raised a brow.

"Nice to finally meet you!" Kate laughed. "Cat loves you. I'm a little jealous, to be honest."

"You should be, we've been her longest relationship."

"Six years, seven next October," Harley made a face. "I'm surprised these two are still alive, considering the choices they make."

"Did you order food or are you running on anxiety and coffee like you do all week?" Cat taunted.

The evening went away faster than expected, and by the time they left the bar, Kate was good friends with the boys, going as far as exchanging phone numbers. Harley vowed that he'd take Kate's side in every argument, she was far nicer than Cat was.

"He's just mad I grew up and he didn't," Cat snorted. "I was a bouncy, jazzy little thing when he met me. I think I showed up in his workshop wearing a silk blouse and a flower skirt! That Cat wouldn't've survived Kingpin."

"But that Cat and you have something in common still," Harley pointed out with a knowing smirk. "You feed on attention."

Kurt yawned, checking his phone. "Let's call it a night, guys. I wake up early tomorrow."

"Hey Kate, don't you have classes on Monday?"

"We'll teleport to her residence tomorrow."

"The benefits of befriending a mutant," Kate grinned.

"Wish she would offer to teleport me every day," Harley complained.

"Transportation isn't my job."

"Happy was Tony's driver, you know?"

"I can drive, but let me remind you I don't have a sense of direction or a license."

"You think I wouldn't risk my life for an extra hour of sleep?"

The group laughed. Cat really loved the friends she'd made throughout the hardest years of her life. They cared for her in and out of the suit, and a healthy circle could turn her into a healthy person. Or at least, as usual, that was what she was trying to believe. At that moment she was only Cat Maxwell, a good friend, someone her friends could trust. 

Outside that circle, nonetheless, she was still willing to be a mercenary for the right kind of people, though the right kind rarely needed those services. She wanted to get back at those that had lied and used her, even if the risk was bigger than the reward.

Her end was approaching, she could feel it grazing her toes, but she would keep her small family safe this time around. When the time came, she would go away quietly, they would feel no pain because of her, and life would be okay.

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[nat-20s]

i dont know if you are still making playlists but. emmie. hehee. (shes in comics!!! she counts!!!)

EMMIE MY DARLING LOVE OF MY LIFE EMMIE if jack ever fuckin slips she's gonna become my girlfriend fr. Also the theme of this playlist is "songs it think would play while emmie is rollerskating through a museum stealing shit"

Boogie Wonderland- Earth, Wind, and Fire

Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men Who need more than they get Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman Who has laid too many bets

The mirror stares you in the face And says "Baby, uh, uh, it don't work" You say your prayers though you don't care You dance and shake the hurt Dance, boogie wonderland, hah, hah Dance, boogie wonderland (Ooh, ooh, ooh dance, yeah)

Disco stan emmie real maybe???

Made in Gold- Nova Rockafeller

If money make you rich Then money make you famous You call me a bitch But that's just 'cause you hate this I'll be in the ditch I've been through the ringer But I'll be standing at the top Waving my middle finger, sayin' Can't stop Won't stop I get it on my own Take this, fake shit And turn it into gold

I support Emmie rights but more importantly I support Emmie wrongs

Water Me- Lizzo

(Get up) I don't get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration (Get up) But I love you, no limit, I need to know you in it If you got time, let's spend it I am free, yeah yeah Come water me, oh oh Love you so, but if you don't I have to leave, oh no I am free, yeah yeah Come water me, oh oh Love you so, but if you don't I have to leave, oh no I think I need a washrag, perspiratin' Gimme that sweet tea, you think I'm playin' I need it all night, no sleep You can get it in the kitchen if you sweatin' out the sheets Like brr brr, operator You got me like, hee hee, Mike Jackson

Fuck she's so iconic

#tvxedobvnny #replies #mini playlists #i hope you like :3!!!!

[a-big-ole-queer-mess]

Marvel Characters as dumb shit from my friend's quote book

Nat: That’s homophobic

Tony: Starbucks on rollerskates

Steve: Look see there are the dop in dits... wait shit

Bucky: Is that another continent? *points next to china*

Peter P: IM GAY, TRANS AND DEPRESSED YOU EXPECT ME TO BE FUCKING SANE

Yelena: I’ll coffee all over you

Clint: It's too early to be alive

Kate: *sits with legs in the strangest position possible* yEs I’M DeFiNiTeLy sTrAiGhT

Sam: Langditude and longertude

Bruce: Why do we need to know about some crazy dude’s seggual fantasies

Thor: WAIT - Thai food is from Thailand

Loki: Better be…… SLUT-HERIN

Valkyrie: What should I give the axolotl?…BOOBIES

Gamora: I open skype and see a fucking porn scene bitch tf

Carol: You can just eat my guts

Wanda: Nick Nelson is gay Violet Beauregarde

Pietro: I’ll tie you around my waist

Vision: Slay ew im never saying that again

Pepper: Dylan! Stop encouraging cannibalism!

Shuri: *Points to green bean casserole* IT'S A TOUCAN

T'challa: Music drowns out the pain of existence

Scott: There is 32 thousand taco bells in maccas

Steven Grant and Marc: Look I have a scar on my forehead! *hand shoots up* Hey that’s from MEeeeeee! Wait - no that sounded bad. She cut me with a gun. Yeah… wait that also sounds bad… it was DrAmA i SwEaR

Eddie Brock and Venom: Did you eat your satan cupcake? Slaveryyyyyyyy…huh?

Peggy: Krisy kreme

I think i did wayyy too may but it's fine

Still procrasinating science and there are still quotes in the book that havent been used???

#mcu #incorrect quotes #what crack are me and my friends on??? #*my friends and i #we might be slightly drunk or high #slightly gay #Marvel #natasha romanoff #tony stark #steve rogers #bucky barnes #peggy carter #thor #loki