Speaking of F1 the other night i had a dream that Toto Wolff was my boss (no idea where we worked or what the job was lol) and me and the other employees would gossip how NICE he was as a boss 😭
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Poor bastard looked like he was on his way to a firing squad.
True Detective | 1x01 The Long Bright Dark
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Dropping some porn on my dash for the Global South followers today
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a very happy white suit wednesday to those who observe 🤍
-video by the very talented @batcadillac
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name something hotter. i’ll wait.
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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."
gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling
and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!
but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever
i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.
i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3
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getting a canonical pride & prejudice 2005 hand flex moment but instead of hob and rue it’s between a severely awkward touch-starved asexual he/they and an undercover warlock patron carrying the soul of an entire extinct court she/they kinda got me feeling things ngl
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IM NOT SURE YOURE GOING TO HAVE SOFT THOUGHTS AFTER SEEING THESE….
Completely drenched and so am I 😩😩😩😩
ooooh bestie….. yet again i have written something in my sleep and then fallen asleep the moment i posted it 😩 i genuinely woke up, saw this ask and wondered what you meant by soft thoughts…….. went back to see my last post and suddenly it makes sense lol i almost almost remember writing that…
but i did write this also on an earlier post:
maybe i said that and then forgot about that side of him 😭 my mind was full of this:
but uh…. thank you for the pics 🫶🫶 very nice thing to wake up to in the morning!! we’ve discussed this before but like… the sweaty hair…. pulling my fingers through it….. and like i keep thinking about cupping his face in my hands and wiping away some sweat with my thumbs like u would with tears? and he’s just all smiley and giggley and his cheeks are so rosy and he’s so exhausted he can barely keep his eyes open, but at the same time there’s something so hot about it because you’ve seen him like that before in other settings and you’re sure it’s gonna happen in just a few hours again…..
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