#the birds and the bees

[mrsandman42069]

the funniest part of senshi teaching what sex is to chilchuck is not that chilchuck has 3 children, it's that senshi has been stuck in the dungeon since he was a kid and he specifically left the orc tribes so he wouldn't have to marry one of them, conclusion, senshi has never seen a naked woman irl and was probably just repeating to chilchuck an explanation given to him by one of the other dwarves

#senshi dunmeshi #senshi of izganda #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi chilchuck #senshi dungeon meshi #senshi #dungeon meshi senshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #meme #funny #the birds and the bees #unless senshi actually did impregnate an orc

[the-blanket-fort]

psa

some age regressors are also adult babies

some age regressors are also ageplayers

some age regressors are also pet players

some age regressors are also diaper lovers

some age regressors are also cg/l

some age regressors are also babyfurs

some age regressors are also kinky

some age regressors are also sexual

You are perfect how you are. Whether we are little, middle, or big at a certain moment, we all have diverse interests and lives that include many identities. We are all healing, loving, learning, and living to our own needs. We are all complex, and our experiences are unique. Whatever you do in the appropriate space is your business, and should be respected and honored for its importance to you.

Age regressors are not monolithic, we are all different, all valid, and all loved.

#big bleats #source not for littles #adult subject matter #age regression #agere #little space #proship #profic #anti harassment #petre #pro kink #mental health #sex positivity #the birds and the bees #sex ed

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Reading through an old draft and found a snippet of an abandoned Benedict Bridgerton x Reader (which I may return to)

and honestly this could easily be an Anthony Bridgerton x Reader snippet

“And hello to you, Lord Bridgerton," You nod.

“Miss Sinclair.”

“Am I to curtsey?”

“I doubt you’ve the skill, though you manage to masquerade yourself as a presentable young lady.”

“And you manage to masquerade yourself as a gentleman, though I fear that should you bow, you will tip too far forward. I would not worry, though. You’ll likely land on your inflated sense of purpose.”

Anthony smiles, but his eyes narrow slightly in return.

“It is good to see you returned to town,” He adds.

“Yes. I can feel your excitement from here.”

#Anthony Bridgerton x Reader #Benedict Bridgerton x Reader #The Birds and the Bees #was the fic title

[silverflameataraxia]

#outlander season 4 #james fraser #claire x brianna #claire and jamie #outlander starz #claire x jamie #brianna mackenzie #claire beauchamp #outlander series #jamie x claire #brianna fraser #claire randall #outlander #jamie and claire #sophie skelton #claire fraser #outlanderedit #jamie fraser #sam heughan #the birds and the bees

[supercap2319]

"Eric, there's something wrong with me. My body is aching for some reason." Y/N told him.

He had been having a bath, scrubbing himself with that slippery land stuff, when, he felt that weird dangling thing in between his legs get hard and painful. He whimpered at how much it hurt. He couldn't understand why it was hurting him so. Y/N reached down to make it go away and he began to move it around in the water and he quickly discovered that touching it made it go away as he continued to play with it until something white and sticky came out and into the water. And just like that, it didn't hurt anymore. He promised himself to ask Eric when he returned home from the local village.

Eric looks at him confused. "What kind of ache do you feel?"

"Downstairs. That thing between my legs got painfully hard and long. And it hurt, so I touched it and it went away. And it shot out a white sticky substance. Do all land people do that?"

Eric looks at a loss for words. Y/N just admitted to playing with himself in the basin. That turned Eric on as he gasped slightly at how hard his manhood just became. Looks like he would have to show him the fundamentals of sex.

"You were pleasuring yourself. Masturbating."

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[quotergirl19]

#bridgerton #the birds and the bees #queen charlotte: a bridgerton story #Queen Charlotte #Violet Bridgerton #Eloise Bridgerton #Colin Bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #regency era sex Ed

[romanticjunk]

this poses a question. How would they explain the birds and the bees on BI?

#The birds and the bees #fanart #toh fanart #the owl house #comics #luz noceda #amity blight #willow park #boscha #lets have The Talk

[blackcatsnstrawberries]

Nephew (4) picked up my e-reader: what's this?

Me: my special book that has lots of books in it!

Him: can we read one?

Me: uhhhh...no.....

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #crowns of nyaxia #fourth wing #iron flame #TOG #throne of glass #shades of magic #i have other books #this is just the collection page #reading problems #awkward #spicy content #spicy books #they aren't all spicy #but we don't know what Lorcan did #auntie #auntie life #proud aunt #the birds and the bees

[nightimedreamersworld]

Happy SSS folks! Haven't been tagged yet, so I'm going to start it.

Tried a new color scheme for my banner, and I like this one much better. It's yellow and blue just like the og carry on cover! I think it fits.

Right now, I'm attending a conference on my field of study, and as wonderful as it has been, I'm also VERY tired. On top of that, as soon as I get back to Uni, there'll be two exams waiting for me lmao. So I've been split between attending lectures and studying.

As a result- almost no writing done, boohoo. Right when I'm brimming with ideas and motivation! All I've managed to get down since Wednesday is the following snippet, written just for you guys:

Baz

I curse Mitali Bunce with every fiber of my being.  The woman is a fierce and brilliant magician, I don't mind saying. Penelope didn't fall far from the tree. After the Mage was arrested (may he rot at the top of a tower) I really couldn't think of anyone better to take on the job. My mother, perhaps. But no one else.  In a little less than six months, Professor Bunce brought back the drama club and revitalised the library. I've also heard she's bringing back some sort of admission test next year. Those are immense positives. However, she also decided to revitalise our entire curriculum, which means, just shy of graduating, we now have to study things like maths and geography.  And the straw that broke the vampire's neck, of course—fucking Sex Ed.

This wip is going to be so fun and chill and sweet istg. It's the perfect polar opposite to my other wip, and as whiplash-y as it feels to write both at the same time, it's exactly what I needed haha

Tagging some friends: @artsyunderstudy @cutestkilla @captain-aralias @palimpsessed @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @facewithoutheart @bookish-bogwitch @whogaveyoupermission @stitchyqueer @confused-bi-queer @aristocratic-otter @larkral @valeffelees @ivelovedhimthroughworse @prettygoododds @forabeatofadrum @hushed-chorus and anyone else who'd like to participate!

#simon snow series #simon snow #baz pitch #snowbaz #the birds and the bees

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

We live in a world where even biologists are pretending they don't know where babies come from.

#Colin Wright #the birds and the bees #sex denialism #biology denialism #sex binary #sex is binary #gametes #human reproduction #human biology #biology #religion is a mental illness

[ethanhuntfemmefatale]

"how did i come to be this thing" well you see claudia. sometimes when a man and a man hate each other very much and are on the brink of divorce. one man will go out and drain the blood of a little girl and then the other man will follow him and turn that little girl into a vampire in order to baby trap him for all of eternity and also have a second chance to teach somebody to murder

#the birds and the bees #cecil liveblogs #iwtv

[ramonag-if]

The fact that our poor mc most likely had to go through ‘the talk’ with Ahlf is such a funny thought to me 😭

It was not a proper talk, Anon 😂 Ahlf only told the MC basics about the birds and the bees and sent them off with some books he got from the priests and priestesses in town. While he was a non-believer, most places of worship (including temples dedicated to Solus) acted as a school of sorts to the poorer areas like Salt Bay and taught basics, including 'the talk'.

#crown of exile #answered asks #ahlf #the birds and the bees

[helshades]

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Thank fuck for gay men being savagely fabulous and laying ferocious truths (in song).

Happy Sunday to the whole Terven convent, you gyns!

@a-room-of-my-own!!

#reblogiggling #mr. menno #he is a gift to humanity #honest #terfs do interact #the birds and the bees #Youtube

[troythecatfish]

#tumblr memes #memes #meme #tell me about the birds and bees #the bird and the bee #animal memes #animal meme #animal humor #political memes #political humor #the birds and the bees #bird memes #sad but true #true memes #true #so true #climate crisis #climate change #climate and environment #sad memes #relatable memes #lol memes #memes image #political posting #climate science #meme humor #leftist memes #socialist memes #marxist memes #climate emergency

[hokeoutsider]

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[thebirdsnthebees1]

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