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veliana · 2 months
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ooooh! Could you maybe write kuzco with a reader who constantly protects him?. very protective cause there's many risks for him since he's emperor.
𝓚𝓾𝔃𝓬𝓸 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻
A/n : I'm so sorry it took so long 😭 Seriously, this has been in my inbox for over a year. Tw : Protective reader , nothing?
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Since the moment you met Kuzco, you felt a special bond forming between you. His status as emperor only strengthened your desire to protect him at all costs. You understood that his position placed him at the center of many intrigues and potential dangers, and you were determined to be there for him, no matter what.
You spend your days watching over him closely, anticipating every need and monitoring every suspicious movement. Whether it's testing his food for any potential poison or keeping a vigilant eye on people who approach him, you're always on alert, ready to act at the slightest hint of danger.Sometimes, it can feel suffocating for Kuzco, who would sometimes prefer to be free to move without your constant shadow.
But deep down, he knows that you act out of love and concern for his safety. And even though he may sometimes grumble or joke about it, he also knows that he can rely on you when things get serious.When threats arise, you're always ready to intervene, whether it's physically fending off attackers or devising strategies to counter plots.
Your determination to protect Kuzco knows no bounds, and you're willing to risk your own life to safeguard his.Yet, despite all this vigilance and constant protection, there are moments of calm and intimacy that you share together.
Those moments when you can let your guards down, when Kuzco can simply be himself without the weight of royalty on his shoulders.In those moments, you show him all the love and affection you feel for him, reminding him that he's much more than just an emperor to you.
And it's in those precious moments that you strengthen your connection, facing the challenges of royal life together but also enjoying the simple joys of being together.
No matter what the future holds, you'll always be there for Kuzco, ready to be his protector, his support, and his eternal love.
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malinaempress · 7 months
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Malina from The Emperors New School.
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Sooo- I just finish Amazon Lily and i must say that Hancock remind me a little bit of Kuzco,more especifically the part when she trow Elder Nyon out the window just like Kuzco with the old man that trew off hid groove
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reformedladyfandom · 2 years
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This is the recipe for kron challah bread from the movie the emperor new groove
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joelaffingmatter · 9 months
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redead-red · 2 years
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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
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i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
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pani-artz · 4 months
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The Emperor's New Groove x Baldur's Gate 3 crossover
Someone said Kronk and Yzma remind them of Minsc and Jaheira.
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scurviesdisneyblog · 11 months
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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝Iᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ʀᴇɴᴀɪꜱꜱᴀɴᴄᴇ [ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ] ᴇʀᴀ (2000 - 2008)
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notahorseindisguise · 2 years
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i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"
and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."
and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.
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bucketofchum · 16 days
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Since my last RadioApple art got me some haters who apparently can't handle Lucifer's milky white thighs, I decided to double down on it
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aeirithgainsborough · 8 months
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THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE (2000) Dir. Mark Dindal
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Making you guys pick the movies I see most talked about on here. I just want to know what everyone else likes the most. I only just realized they're all animated 🤷‍♀️
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kuzcoskingdom · 2 months
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The Emperor's New Groove (2000) || Treasure Planet (2002)
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