we’ll be here when the world slows down
- is the second fic I wrote for the reverse minibang 2022 by @grishaversebigbang :) read it [here]
We all need a bit of the crows just having a good time, chilling on the rietveld farm, having a slice of applepie.
It’s based on the awesome artwork by @sunshinesartisticquirk [link will follow] as well as there is another lovely fic by @courage-dont-desert-me read it [here] on ao3!
“The goats are evil”, Jesper declared out of breath as he rounded the corner of the worn down farmhouse. He was followed by a slightly ruffled looking Wylan who was holding a bucket that had previously been filled with goat-food.
Kaz looked up from his rather comfortable place on one of the chairs they had dragged outside to sit in the afternoon-sun.
“You are the one who has been gushing over their kids the whole time”, Mathias answered drowsily from the bench next to Kaz’ chair, where he sat wrapped in Nina scarf.
Jesper pushed to sit next to him and Wylan chugged the bucket in a corner. Before taking the other chair, no longer occupied by Kuwei. Who had been dozing away on a patch of grass a few steps away and now sat up, his hair a ruffled bed-head.
“The babies are obviously not the problem man,” Jesper brushed dirt from his pants: “- but I am telling you, there is something corrupting them when they grow up.”
Kaz didn’t hide his snort: “Hunger?”
“This coming from an expert in corruption”, Mathias groaned and rolled his eyes.
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ererererererer er er errr
(Also thanks to my bro for help with translation)
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chicken buttplug chicken buttplug chicken buttplug
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best meal on planet earth 🐄❤️💛
piggy’s going to eat sooo good 🐷🐷
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Yes, but what about second breakfast?
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🧂please
It’s perhaps not as loaded down with the weight of systemic societal oppression, but personally I am just as baffled by people who are grossed out by hair on men’s chests as I am by people who are grossed out by hair on women’s arms or legs. Like yeah mates. Mammals have hair. Are you quite sure that you’re actually attracted to men? Are you such a domesticated hothouse flower that you also prefer Wonderbread™️ to a crusty whole grain sourdough?
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