#this is the greatest thing to wake up to

[a-yaos-little-murder-beans]

Currently screaming over this collaboration art.

LOOK AT THEM.

#new cosplan unlocked #this is the greatest thing to wake up to #they look so good #I want to cosplay jgy in that outfit so badly #but the lack of Nies here #I want Nie designs for this so badly #especially nmj's #the sworn brotherhood out there in this slaying it #mdzs #mdzs collab #mdzs x sweet paradise #jin guangyao #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #jin zixuan #mo dao zu shi #xiyao #wangxian #wait what is the official ship name for jzx x jyl #xuanli #right? #akikos shitpost

[goodmorninglovelies42]

What if I added some magical realism and de-aged Jamie for a fic and Roy has to be soft with him, because he’s a child, and when whatever magic wears off, and he’s an adult again, Roy doesn’t know what to do with all those soft feelings? What then?

#is this a thing? #or would it weird people out too much? #eh probably would #but who do we write fic for if not ourselves? #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #I feel like it happens after the kebab night #they get a kebab and Jamie goes home with Roy and for whatever reason they wake up the next morning and Jamie is 6 #Jamie is a mix of obnoxious and confident because his mother tells him he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread #and fearful and skittish because his dad is his dad #Roy would be on a roller coaster trying to deal with him #but he’d love him so much

[lilacmaze]

The only thing i've been doing for the past few days is playing Baldurs Gate. Every moment I'm awake is a bg3 time. I am severly addicted. I haven't felt this happy since i first took antidepressants what is in this game-

#bg3 #lilacrambles #this is the greatest thing ever #i dream about this game #wake up #play it #sleep #repeat #:333

[fuckyeahpizzatower]

firstly, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu89gwTRKCE

secondly,

@italianmansquirkingonthebeat (also by Yours Truly)

holy fuck. I have witnessed a masterpiece. thank u italian man

#pizza tower #lario #everybody wanna be a superstar #I just woke up and I don't mean that in a bad way. this is the greatest thing to wake up to lmao ty

[butchboromir]

good evening handsome i hope bg3 is going… well? idk how to talk about video games i hope you’re having fun! n e ways i’m abt to go to work :( where i have to be cold :( and i am grumpy abt it so i am attempting to raise my spirits by saying hi to you!!

- mysterious j

hi j :-)! my evening is going nicely i just took a very nice nap (was tired and also waiting for it to be the Evening bc i'm waiting to see if max streams tonight). the bg3 is Going tbh. i did not make much progress but its chill, i've been breaking from video games a little bit after my '70 hours in one week' stint. i hope ur shift at work goes quickly and easily!!!!!!!

#do u work a night/evening shift or are we in just like Radically Different timezones????? #well i suppose it doesn't really matter either way. to quote one of the greatest artists of. our time (blink-182) 'late night / come home #work sucks / i know' (all the small things) #asks #j anon #also in truth i did also take a nap in hope that i would wake up to an ask <- guy who is so impatient i am so bad at waiting for things #this is not an indictment on you obviously your time is your own and i am greatful to be getting asks at all #i just have Unable To Wait For Things Disease <- as prev mentioned i am losing my mind waiting for max to stream

[wishing-well-art]

Looked at your art today and was reminded of the joy of human creaton. Your styles so fun and flexible and just seeing a person look at ANYTHING and make something from it. Its really cool. I dont know how to get this into words but your art really made me take a step back and appreciate everything. I hope you have a great day :)

AUGHHHHHH I actually might cry from this

#THANK YOU ANON!!! Thats like the greatest thing to wake up to #im gonna just be looking at this all day... #ask

[tautittology]

i do not understand the hype around directors like Nolan Cameron or even Scorsese they are the most mid directors in existence, just because they're not complete dogshit we have to suck them dry every time they put out what looks like the most boring movie you've seen 8637 times already with no creative use of the form zero novel ideas and the least inventive use of the medium like....i feel like im being gaslit there's nothing to eat there

#cameron is the biggest offender here like i cannot begin to articulate how boring blue guys saga is in every way possible #and i struggle to even remember a single interesting movie by him #but same for nolan??? why would you even expect oppenheimer to be remotely interesting when the man hasn't done a single original thing #since like memento (2000) #it's been 23 YEARS THE MAN MAKES ONLY BORING MOVIES WAKE UP #and scorsese has been consistently okay for most of his career with a very real and serious dip in the past decade or so #but even then he was nothing to be over enthused about like we can have some standards here he's okay #calling any of these the greatest director of his time is telling more about the state of the industry than anything else #christopher nolan #james cameron #martin scorsese

[beevean]

Netflix Evangelion be like:

Shinji: Is Hector

Misato: Oh shut up Shinji! Quit your whining! You were having fun last time!

Asuka: MEN SUCK!

Rei: Ikari-kun, you cannot complain about the difficulties of life. You are just a mere child, barely experiencing life in its entirety. I have had to suffer gruelly from the moment I stepped out of my lab pod. Who are you to complain?

Kaworu: Is Lenore....or Sumi & Taka I guess

Gendo: My boy....I'm sending my boy to fight monsters!!

Gendo is spot on. No doubt they'd woobiefy him because muh nuance and muh humanity

Not sure about Shinji, I think they'd give him the Annette treatment and turn him into a huge badass to "fix" him :P

(your Annette!Rei is great though)

#misato though 😭 #random but i'm seeing all the negative backlash against natla #and netflix adaptations in general #the things said about natla - that the characters are ooc the dialogue is cringe the acting is subpar - could be said about nfcv too #but no one does. that one is the greatest adaptation of all time because games bad. huh #people are waking up about how bad most adaptations are but nfcv and nocturne still get a pass

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

and again i must Do Tasks and again i am So Fucking Sleepy

#personal #having to do things while you're sleepy is the greatest punishment known to man #i just wanna take a nap #she says 3 hours after waking up #it's hard to be evil when you're Sleepy

[iamheretemporarly]

hey I'm really sorry if you have just been getting constant notifications from me I just really love your AU and get a lot of brainrot over it o(-(

Keep up the amazing work though and I always look forward to seeing any tidbits of information that you post or any doodles!!!! It really makes my day and always brings a smile to my face :) 💙💙💙

Oh no please don’t hesitate ever to interact with my blog, I love each and every notification I get, spam liking? Yessssss, spam re logging? Amazing, asks? Absolutely love em, you have no idea how happy I get whenever I see that blue dog of notes appearing on my screen!!!

and I’m so glad you like my AU! I’ll make sure to keep up the content for you and anyone interested, just the knowledge that my stuff can make your day makes MY a day! So thank you :>

#spiderman into the spiderswap #This au was the greatest thing to wake up to actually

[possum-tooth]

ok. ok. why is being an adult so fucking annoying.

#'if u change ur mind id still like to be friends' girl how can i do that if i LIKE YOU!!!!!!! #i already TOLD you about my jealousy issues why would you do this to me.. #and as childish as it sounds im kinda sad our streak is gonna die </3 26 days babyy #anyway. seeing '[redacted] replied to your chat!' first thing upon waking up was the greatest wake up call i think LOL #hope yall have a good friday i dont work tmrw im hanging out w extended family and getting drunk off my ass. i hope today is kind #to you and you have a happy hog wild weekend <3 #talk tag

[ex-furry]

watching my brother's dogs again soon #yay

#only part i don't like about it is i never know when their roommate will be home #and i mean she lives in the basement and never goes upstairs when i'm there but i feel like i can't do anything when she's there lol #i'll have the volume on the tv so low i won't be able to hear it bc i don't wanna disturb her #also sometimes two of the dogs just poop in the floor. one does it because he's old and the other does it because she forgets to ask #AND the old guy has to pee every hour or so at night #he'll wake me up at 2am to pee and right after we come back in he'll drink a bunch of water #like he hates me #and he'll have to pee again at 3am #and feeding three big dogs isn't the greatest thing in the world #one of them is entirely too eager to eat but the old man is fine. the other one has to be told to eat. i don't know why #she just eats slowly and doesn't realize what's going on for some reason

[mytalkingraccoon]

ive been hyperfixing on tattoos lately and its been exhausting. im doing way better now but jesus christ was that a whole trip

#it got to the point i was full-on disassociating i think #and ithat happened for three days straight until i snapped out of it #im so happy to be able to focus on other things now #its just weird that ive been focusing on tattoos #when i have no interest in getting one or becoming a tattoo artist #i do kind of want a tattoo gun so i can make some art in my sketchbook #but thats about it #the greatest feeling in the world will always be waking up and realizing im finally freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #tattoo #tattoos #do yall have hyperfixations like this?

[evilminji]

The more I learn about John Constantine? The more I am certain you COULD just... dump Danny on him.

Like... literally.

Full on, sack of unconscious potatoes, "here ya go, deal with it, here's an unconscious royal teenager!", Dumped in his arms/lap at some shitty hole in the wall bar, by Suspicious Supernatural Forces, DUMPED on him. Like? Yep. It's a Tuesday. Guess he's NOT getting to finish this beer.

And you know what?

Knowing the crowd Danny runs with? They'd at least... SORTA try and explain what's happening? Instead of play the fun ol "HOT POTATO! Think fast, Constantine! Figure it out!" And run shpeal that he normally deals with. Thoughtful, really.

Don't get him wrong. It's still BULLSHIT. But at least he has a vague idea of WHY he's holding an unconscious, heavily bleeding, half-divine-but-not-really half human, teenager.

Fuckers left a few sticky notes.

THANKS.

He just LOVES patching up actively radioactive wounds while trying to translate... what is this? Mesopotamian? Who writes out their emojis in Mesopotamian?! "Smiling face emotional picture" my ASS. Still...

Kid in way over their head, hunted by damn never everyone for trying to do the right thing, AND grappling with their recent lose of a decent chunk of their own humanity? Oh and now he's KING of a whole spankin new Realm!

Fuck "Realms". Nothing ever good comes out of "Realms".

And APPARENTLY? His VIP returning customers spot under the Bus has been reserved! Because he's the kid's "Gaurdian". Why? So the nice Goverment stooges in suits will come knocking on HIS door first, of course.

......he'd be more pissed about that one if he wasn't REAL interested in what those bastards had to say for themselves. Meddling with forces they shouldn't be touching. Provoking God only knows what. He fucking KNEW those storms weren't natural.

Just? John getting handed a Suspect Youth. Press X for doubt and Sus. Okay... then give him back. No! Fuck you, says local Laughing Magician, I don't trust you EITHER.

Danny wakes up to the... VERY? Ngl? Intense(tm) stare down of... holy shit, are you an Actual Angel? (Yes. He is. Better hope you're not secretly evil or he's gonna bring The Smiting) Then the world's ACTUAL greatest Detective, who is a chimpanzee, offers him expertly made tea and the cheap take-out John brought with him.

He is in Space.

It's still not the weirdest morning he's ever had. But it's getting there.

@the-witchhunter @hdgnj @hypewinter @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #minji's writing #john constantine

[daydreamerdrew]

The Avengers (1963) #7

#ok Rick is trying way too hard here #like I think that this would upset Steve should be common sense #I’m trying to think of how to justify this portrayal of Rick here #in Rick’s first meeting with Steve he had assumed that Steve was mentally ill #because Steve fresh from waking up from the ice was messed up and mistook Rick for Bucky #since then I think Rick’s formed a very idealized image of Steve #he’s called him the greatest man he’s ever met #so I think Rick is just not thinking things through because he’s so desperate to integrate himself into Steve’s life #he wants to security of being Steve’s partner #he wants the role (and love!) that the Bucky who Steve talks about and mourns had #and he doesn’t fully comprehend to extent to which Steve is traumatized #possibly particularly in contrast to how messed up Rick’s time with Bruce was #where Bruce was more overtly and unavoidably mentally ill #but Rick was still in denial about how bad that situation was for him because of his loyalty to Bruce #so he didn’t see removing himself from that situation as an option and so needed to justify it #and now Rick doesn’t want to admit that he’s attached himself to another man with issues #or can’t see them because they’re inherently less destructive than the Hulk who kind of beats everyone in that department #marvel #steve rogers #rick jones #my posts #comic panels

[seungminhour]

[💭] thinking about the types of hugs bf!skz would give you

◞✩ pairing : bf!skz (individual) x gn!reader

◞✩ contains : lots and lots and lots of fluff and hugs and just the boys being so smitten lol, probably some typos, i have not looked over this too well

◞✩ notes : this has been in my drafts for ages, but i never got around to finishing it lol. also, i wont lie, i loved writing in this little bulleted style. im gonna have to write more silly little things like this! anyway, i hope you all enjoy 🫶

01. bang chan - bear hugs

will open his arms and just let you launch yourself into his embrace no matter the mood you’re in

you’re sad? he just opens his arms silently and lets you come to him on your own terms

you’re seeing him for the first time since he left for tour? opens his arms and lets you come flying to him - catches you every single time

literally engulfs you completely

gently rocks you back and forth when you need it, running his fingers through your hair and whispering sweet things into your ear

“shh, baby it’s going to be okay. you’re fine, i’m right here if you need me”

definitely the type to cup your face, wipe your tears away and tell you to “turn that frown upside down” with the sweetest look on his face (it works every single time of course bc your bf is just so sweet and loving and caring and you can’t help but crack the smallest of smiles at him)

tries so hard to shield you away from the rest of the world by being in his arms

also uses it as a way to annoy you

will come up behind you while you’re trying to do something and just drape himself fully over your back

won’t get off until one (or both) of you end up on the floor

02. lee minho - back hugs

i Really have been thinking about back hugs and lee know recently, like it’s taken over 80% of all my thoughts

he especially loves back hugs in the mornings, like i’m talking clingy in the mornings

sometimes you wake up before him and you’ll be cooking breakfast for the two of you and he’ll quietly sneak up behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and just watch as you cook

do NOT try to get him off of you, because he Will retaliate by digging his chin into your shoulder to get you to stop wiggling

you’ll feed him little bites over you shoulder while asking if it needs anything

he’ll do his cute little “mmm!~” and shake his head against your shoulder

you wake him up while while you’re trying to get out of bed? good luck because he’s reaching up and grabbing you by the waist to drag you back in

“where do you think you’re going? it’s not time to get out of bed yet”

holds you there until one or both of you fall back asleep

loves to stand behind you and watch you do your nighttime routine too

asks so many (of the same) questions just because he likes to hear you talk

gets all doe eyed while watching you explain to him the benefits of one face mask over the other

he really is just smitten

03. seo changbin - picks you up and spins you around

this man. oh my god

you cannot convince me that he doesn’t love to pick you up and just take you places

like if you wanna go somewhere and you’re sitting down, be prepared for him to just lift you up and take you where you need

time for bed? he will gently pick you up off the couch and bring you to bed himself, just because he can

absolutely looooooves when you get all flustered by it

“binnie, i can walk myself you know?”

“just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”

is alllllllll about the princess treatment

as a result this translates over to his hugs 100%

literally almost knocks over the guys when he sees you come in the practice room one day

sprints full force at you until he’s scooping you up in his arms to spin you around and around until you’re breathless and dizzy

loves to pick you up and gently sway the two of you when you’re not feeling the greatest

if you come home upset and he’s there, he’s immediately picking you up and rocking you side to side as he runs his hands through your hair

sometimes you want to talk about what’s made you this upset, other time you don’t, so he’ll just hold you in place until you tell him what you need - whether that be a warm bath to relax (which he carries you to) or to be let down so you can pace and rant about how shitty of a day you had

04. hwang hyunjin - buries his face in your neck

he just wants to be as close to you as he can possibly get

loves loves loves the whole skinship of it

sooooo many neck / shoulder kisses!!!

so soft and sweet about it :(

he’ll gently hold you face in one hand while he moves you hair to the side with the other so he can make space for himself between your neck and your shoulder

always leaves at least one kiss to your neck before he rests his forehead there

“you know, hyune, you can’t just hide in my neck forever. at some point you need to come out”

will literally pout, shake his head and shove his face closer to you

he’ll fall asleep like that too

if you two have a movie night on the couch, be ready for him to lay directly on top of you, shove his face into your neck, and then promptly fall asleep within the first 20 minutes

the list of unfinished movies you guys have is astronomically long because this happens so often

you can tell if it’s been a bad day when he comes home and immediately goes to hide away from everything in your neck.

you just hold him there for as long as he needs

sometimes he will talk about it, other times he will just sit there, quietly sniffling while you comb your hands through his hair to bring him a little comfort

05. han jisung - clings to you

i will forever and always stand by the fact that han jisung is one clingy motherfucker okay

like i’m talking he launches himself at you the moment you step through the door when you get home

will not let you go for at least 5 minutes

“hanji, babe, can you at least let me put my things down first?”

the little fucker would hold you tighter and pout “nooo, i just missed you so much, wanna hold you for a few more minutes”

definitely calls it his “recharging time”

will 100% get all whiny and pouty if he doesn’t get to hug you for as long as he wants to

somehow manages to be the worlds biggest blanket hog and the worlds biggest cuddler at the same time

half the time you wake up freezing cold on one side and burning up on the other from where he has cocooned himself in all the blankets and then clung onto you for dear life

does not shy away from sticking to you in front of his friends

if you guys have a movie night with everyone in the dorms, he is not content until you are sat in his lap with his arms wrapped around you and his head pressed against yours

bonus points if it’s a scary movie and you sit sideways in his lap so you can hide your face in his neck when it gets too spooky

06. lee felix - squeezes you

this man just has so much love and happiness to spread, he can’t help but squeeze the life out of you every time he sees you

it doesn’t matter how long it’s been either

a day, a week, hell even if you just go to take a shower and come back he’s squeezing you as soon as you return

most definitely shakes you a bit while holding on to you for dear life

grabs you and does the fully body vibrate thing just to annoy you

sometimes he gets a little carried away and you’ll have to remind him that you actually Do need to breathe at some point

“lix, baby, i can’t- i can’t really breathe-“

“oh!” he’d giggle bc ofc he would, “i’m sorry baby, sometimes i just forget how tightly i’m holding you.”

gives you tiny reassuring squeezes when you need them tho

he can somehow always tell when you’re having even the slightest of bad days

also can tell exactly what kind of squeeze you need

if you come home upset, he’s right there to grab you and hold you tight, kissing the side of your head as the tears that have been building up all day finally come crashing down

tries to physically squeeze the sadness from you because he hates seeing you like this :(

if you come home mad, he’ll sit with you while you rant about your day and offer small, reassuring squeezes to your shoulder to show you he’s listening

07. kim seungmin - rests his head on / against yours

idk smth about seungmin just screams that he loves to rest his head on or against yours

and if he’s tall enough to place his chin on the top of your head? oh he’s giddy about it every single time

loves to wrap his arms around your shoulders from behind, place his chin on top of your head, and just stand there like that

is also a little shit about it ofc

“you’re so short, i can see clear over your head. how embarrassing.”

“yeah, but you love it.”

he does indeed love it.

he loves that he can rest his head against yours if he needs a little recharge and he loves the smell of your shampoo and he loves how close your temple is for him to kiss

oh that’s another thing

he will kiss your temple / forehead any chance he gets - like it’s literally his favorite thing to do

when you really need comfort, he’ll pull you close and kiss your forehead before resting his against yours while you try to forget how terrible of a day you had

softly knocks his head against yours just for the fun of it

he loves to hear you giggle and get tripped up on your words when he does it, so he’ll keep doing it until you physically have to pull yourself out of his embrace just to finish your story

08. yang jeongin - waist hugs

i just really think he would be the type to wrap his arms around your waist and never let go, ya know???

like he would always be holding your waist in some way when you’re out in public just to make it easier to tug you into his arms whenever needed

loves loves loves to slowly move his hands from your sides to your back just to tease you a little bit

will 100% use giving you a hug as an excuse to start a tickle fight tho, so always be on your toes

he’ll sneak up behind you, snake his hands around your waist while acting like the innocent and sweet and loving bf he is

and then as soon as you let your guard down he’s going in for the kill, digging his fingers into your sides and tickling the life out of you

won’t stop until you call mercy

“i’m going to have to take away your hugging privileges if all you’re going to use them for is to tickle me.”

“you wouldn’t dare to take them away. you love my hugs far too much for that.”

walks away all smugly because he know he’s right. you would never deny him a hug, even though you know the risk of it ending in tickles

loves to gently run his hands up and down your sides while he’s listening to you talk

he’ll definitely slide them under the hem of your shirt

sometimes this is to place his freezing cold hands against your warm skin to make you jump, other times it’s to provide comfort when you need it

he’s slide his hands under you shirt and gently runs his hands up and down your bare sides and back when you’ve had a particularly rough day

#stray kids #stray kids texts #stray kids fluff #stray kids x reader #stray kids imagines #stray kids drabbles #stray kids smau #stray kids x you #skz #skz x reader #skz texts #skz fluff #skz drabbles #skz imagines #bang chan #bang chan x reader #lee know #lee know x reader #changbin #changbin x reader #hyunjin #hyunjin x reader #han jisung #han jisung x reader #lee felix x reader #lee felix #seungmin #kim seungmin x reader #jeongin #jeongin x reader