Professor Snape with kids on screen
Alan Rickman with kids off screen
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the thing about hakoda to me is that by all rights he should be some dad in cargo shorts and a goofy print short-sleeve button-up shirt in line at the hardware store happily buying supplies for the latest thing he's building in his garage but unfortunately due to genre and colonialism he has be a great Warrior and Leader Of Men. he should be building star wars legos with his son and going on gay little fishing trips with his best buddy but instead he's gotta Lead The Troops in a Noble Fight to Protect their Homeland Against the Evil Empire. he just wants to grill for god's sake but the narrative won't let him
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Can i see siri in giant brad au pwease
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Have a cookie for the trouble 🍪
Nephilim Brad, although very sweet and gentle, also has no idea how big and monstrous he might look to humans
So… not really the best first impression ever with Siri
But they managed it with time, patience and lots of "how to smile without being creepy" training
They even worked hand held out eventually :D
Also you can check the smile practice Toby is refering to in this link
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Damian: How do I ask Marinette to go to Prom with me?
Dick: oh Dami...Just give her some Roses and tell her how much you'd like to go with her.
Tim: No give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her that it'd be sweet if she'd go to Prom with you.
Steph: Lol no. You should Toilet paper her bike and say "It would wipe me out if you went to the Prom with me"
Jason: Nah boring. Pour a heart shape on her lawn with gasoline and light it on fire and say "My heart would go up in flames if you'd go to Prom with me".
A few days later...
Alfred, Bruce, the boys minus Damian and the girls in the living room:
Marinette: *bursts through the door* ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU ASSHOLES TOLD DAMIAN TO SET MY LAWN ON FIRE-
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i know you once talked about what happens if abby and ellie both piss you off in the chaotic roomies au but it truly is the only time they’ll sort of work together.
they get a card and abby writes “i love you” and ellie crosses it out and writes “i love you more” but the thought is still there
HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY because you being pissed at them is the only time there’s silence and serenity in that house. they’re such knuckleheads but they love you and would do anything to make you happy, even if that means working together. (pause for both of them to dramatically gag)
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