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brighterdaysarebeforeus · 10 months

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[insert Gordon Ramsey meme] Finally, some original fucking content. (>.<) as stated before, future “Canon Divergence” tag in the making! Enjoy!

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The resulting shock was more powerful than Miles had maybe intended. The punching bag exploded, yes, which was what he wanted. He dropped to the floor, grabbing onto it just in time to prevent himself from flying too far from the point of explosion. Prowler!Miles and Uncle Aaron weren’t as lucky; they both flew backwards, in opposite directions, and Miles didn’t give them a chance to recover.

Turning invisible, he jumped up through the top window, the one he remembered opening before, and crawled out. He went down, instead of up, and used the fire escape to cover himself from any potential prying eyes; he’d never worn the Prowler mask, himself, and this version of it was a little different from his uncle’s, but Miles didn’t want to run the risk of getting caught too soon by heat-seeking goggles or something built in. Granted, the fire escape wasn’t likely to do any protecting regarding that instance, but Miles felt better having some sort of cover between him and his Prowler self.

He took off running once he hit the ground, not entirely sure where he was going but knowing he had to get away. The city was silent, eerily so for Miles, who was used to some kind of commotion at all times; he stuck to the shadows for the most part, turning invisible when he needed to but mostly being grateful he decided to stick with a black suit instead of the (apparently traditional) red and blue. Made it easier to not be invisible but still hidden in the night.

It wasn’t until he came to a stop in front of a mostly abandon building that he’d even realized where he was going; in front of him was Visions Academy, abandoned now with broken windows and scrawled graffiti everywhere. Miles hesitated for a moment before crawling inside, finding his normal dorm room with ease and huddling in the closet of it. He felt sort of like a little kid, hiding in the closet, but there wasn’t anything he could do about it now.

A spasm tore through him, and Miles curled into himself even more. Peter B and the others hadn’t been kidding when they’d said the glitching was painful, and he suddenly wanted to go home. He wanted to go back to a year-and-a-half ago, when he’d first met everyone else, and all he had to do was keep the collider from turning on again, he just needed to get his friends home, he just needed a “leap of faith” and some training for his powers —

That inexplicably reminded him that Gwen and Peter B, at least, though that he shouldn’t exist as Spider-Man and then suddenly he didn’t want to be Spider-Man anymore, he didn’t want to travel dimensions, he didn’t even want to be an alpha anymore. Miles suddenly, fiercely, wanted to be seven again; with no expectations, no stress, his mother’s soothing omega scent surrounding him whenever he’d gotten upset. He understood, suddenly, why his parents had been acting the way they had been recently. He’d yelled at them, he remembered now, tried to act all big and adult when he was barely half the size of his dad, and Miles —

Miles just wanted his mom.

There was the sound of footsteps in his room. Miles felt his head shoot up even as he slid quietly backwards, pressing his palms to the wall and lifting himself up silently. Adrenaline was still racing through him, had not stopped since he booked it out of Miguel’s office in the Spider Society, and Miles could feel himself shaking from the overload of it. Still, he couldn’t get caught unawares; if Prowler!Miles and Uncle Aaron found him, he needed to fight. He climbed up the wall until he was on the ceiling, his eyes laser focused on the door and wishing he had his mask still. It was probably on the floor of Uncle Aaron’s loft, but it wasn’t really like Miles could go back and get it from him.

“Miles?” It came from the room, quiet and hissed, and Miles nearly dropped to the floor without a care in relief. He attached a web to the ceiling instead, dropping his feet first and sliding slowly to the ground. Once he was firmly planted, he threw the door open and nearly slammed right into Hobie, who’d had his own hand outstretched like he was planning on opening the door as well.

He grunted but wrapped his arms around him immediately, nuzzling into the top of Miles’s head soothingly and emitting a soothing scent that calmed Miles’s nerves almost instantly.

“Hey, now, hey.” Hobie said softly, “it’s all good, right, mate?”

“How did you find me?” Miles asked him, pushing himself away from Hobie before he started getting too comfortable; he didn’t go too far though, keeping himself within arm’s reach so that Hobie’s hands were on his shoulders now. Hobie tilted his head back, taking Miles in from head to toe and back up again. Miles felt heat rush to his face when Hobie’s eyes lingered a bit on the already fading bruises from Miguel, and tried to put more focus on the issue at hand. “I wasn’t sure anyone knew where I went.”

“Margo did.” Hobie said. He gestured with his head to the side, where the door was. “She said she’d noticed that it was sending you to Earth 42 instead of 1610, but by the time she’d noticed…” Miles blinked at him for a moment before it occurred to him; she’d noticed it when Miguel was on the platform, tearing into the barrier that was covering him. He pushed away fully now, staring at Hobie with narrowed eyes.

“Are you…are you here with them?” He asked, feeling more betrayed than he’d thought possible. Gwen, Peter B, and Peni’s betrayals had been a conglomeration of a lot of things at once, a lot of little things that built up over a short period of time, but this felt…somehow different. More impactful.

“Nah, mate, we’re here on our own terms.” Hobie lifted his head slightly, lifting his hand as he did so. Miles blinked at him, then looked down at what he was showing him, then blinked down at the watch he was being shown. It looked weird, not sleek and thin like Gwen’s was before. Miles grabbed at it thoughtlessly, twisting it over to see the other side. “Got one for you too, if you want it.”

“Will it stop the glitching?” Miles asked, and Hobie nodded; he’d barely had the chance to before Miles was shoving his arm out, eyes wide and pleading. “Please?”

Hobie laughed, reaching into a side pocket and pulling out a watch. It looked different from the one on his wrist, a different sort of chaotic, and Miles loved it nearly instantly. Hobie settled it on his wrist, fingers gentle as he turned it over and clicked it into place. Something in Miles clicked into place as well, staring up at Hobie while Hobie looked down at him. His heart began racing slightly, and heat crept into his face.

Hobie cleared his throat, stepping back a bit and gesturing with his head towards the door. His wicks swayed with the motion, Miles’s eyes following the movement briefly before meeting his eyes again.

“The others’re worried too.” He said. “Should probably meet with them.”

“Others?”

“Yeah, you know.” Hobie gestured with his head again. “Your friends. Gwendy. Peter from 616. Peni. The tall detective one.”

Miles turned slightly, seeing Gwen and Margo leaned into the doorway. Margo grinned brightly and waved at him, Gwen did the same but with a more nervous air than she did, and Miles waved back automatically. Then the rest of Hobie’s words sunk in and he turned to him quickly.

“How many of you came on this rescue mission??” Hobie laughed and threw his arm around Miles, turning them both towards the door. The motion turned him that faded pastel pink, and Miles was so relieved he almost missed the dark shadow darting by the window. He paused just long enough to turn back, wondering if his mind was playing tricks on him, when something slammed through the already broken window and into the room, rolling to a stop in the middle of it and standing tall.

It was the Prowler.

#punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #towards the very end we get mentioned #gwen stacy #margo kess #miles g morales #miles 42 #a/b/o au #a/b/o dynamics #part 6

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finsterhund · 4 days

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desperately wish I could remember the original context of developing the echolalia "hims is making the sosiges" because I can't explain it to anyone without sounding entirely insane. Like I believe it was when I was loopy from some sort of medication and randomly for some reason a very topical screenshot from the music video of pink floyds the wall showed up in a google search? But I don't even know if that was the context. It was so long ago I can't even find when I first fucking posted it initially. if I ever did or if it was just something only my poor pathetic little brain was subjected to.

I know "sosig" as a really bad stupid misspelling of sausage originally comes from a Gordon Ramsey meme but at what point did making the sosages enter the finsterhund lexicon

#text post #if anyone here knows at all what the fuck I am talking about hi hello

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orionali · 4 years

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I fixed the meme I made months ago.

Stéphane is the lead writer of Vampyr.

#'ucking hell #gordon ramsey voice no no I disagree #PM me if you want details and the origin of this new meme

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puromexa · 4 years

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#gordon ramsey meme #AL CHILE #MEME RECICLADO #PUROMEXA #contenido original

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itsathyroidthing · 5 years

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This will be me after thyroidectomy Tomorrow

#cancer #thyroid #meme #gordon ramsey #sore throat #original

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nebuladragonart · 6 years

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I’m a serious artist I swear-

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obaewankenope · 2 years

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Ship ask meme: Hardison/Eliot/Parker?

The effort I just had to go through to find the original ask game for these was... unfortunately immense lmao. That'll teach me to forget about asks for 9 frickin days spoiler: it won't

This is the ship ask post, here's my inbox, and below are my answers, enjoy :D

who controls the Netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching Parker. Parker controls them. Hardinson tried (the operative word there: tried) but Parker just steals the remote, the controller, whatever it takes to have control. Eliot, being very indulgent but also very Done, takes over occasionally when Hardinson and Parker argue read: bickerflirt too much for him to handle. He always puts on cooking shows. Gordon Ramsey is a favourite.

who snores Hardinson. He swears he doesn't. Eliot doesn't make a sound when he sleeps and has been woken up many times by Parker poking him to check he's still breathing even though she sleeps just as silently and you don't even MOVE Parker! Stop poking me!

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off None of them. Parker enjoys her ringtone being the weird thing it is (thanks Alec) and Eliot always puts his on vibrate to avoid hearing whatever it is this week. Hardinson owns his ringtone choices. That one time in Dubai was a bit awkward however because who'd have thought the Crazy Frog sound wasn't something they appreciated there as the pinnacle of music? Yeah, Eliot thinks Hardinson is a dumbass but he's his dumbass (and Parker's).

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance Jokes on you if you think it's anyone but Parker lmao.

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other Depends on the quality of playing. Eliot is surprisingly gentle with his playing. Hardinson goes for weird rock-hip-hop clashes that just don't suit the morning. And Parker... well... Parker doesn't really play the piano so much as stab it with vigour. Chopsticks should never sound that aggressive.

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal ....Hardinson and Parker... Eliot banned them from ever trying to make him something for his birthday which how did you even find that out? It's classified information! - Alec hacked NORAD Eliot... that's how. No, he isn't taking any questions about what he found, there's an agreement.

#ship asks #ship ask game #leverage #the ot3 lol #alec hardinson #eliot spencer #parker #eliot/parker/hardison

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assortedm-m-z · 7 years

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When you don't finish telling your friend a big political speech so you text the end to them.

#politics #hilary clinton #donald trump #burnie sanders #texting #original post #my post #kik #gordon ramsey meme #gordon ramsay

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fanficmemes · 3 years

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OK HARRY POTTER TIME (again)

i originally found it thru a meme i think. its a rpf (gordon ramsey) harry potter crossover. it is, in fact, not smut (surprising, i know), but it still threw me off cus its actually /really/ well written. like both for spelling n grammer and the actual storyline and characters. like ive only read the first few chapters but i already downloaded it to my phone cus im Invested. i dont even like hp that much

im like 86% sure the fic is called 'harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce' if ya wanna check it out

- mlp guy

2/10 they both deserve better

#asks #cursed asks

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willowistic22 · 3 years

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Famous!newsies

Ok so here are my famous!newsies headcanons from an a modern au i thought of if newsies were celebrities/famous yknow bcs I couldn’t get this idea out of my head and idk what to do with it other than making a headcanon list nabsnzbsvsnsbz anyways hope yall validate me after not posting any original content for like…. awhile now hehe

btw it got longer than expected. And I mean r e a l l y long. So if yall wanna read this better sit down and buckle up!

Jack

He’s an artist on youtube

Like a modern day bob ross ig??

If yall know zhc on youtube just imagine that but not so rich (I don’t watch zhc btw but i do know that he does custom art on iphones and stuff and that is definitely not jack kelly)

Anyways Jack simply goes by Jack Kelly.

So jack does art challenges. Like does the weirdest requests from his fans left in his comment section and stuff

Or maybe challenging himself to make art from a specific theme or a specific media

Sometimes he vlogs too but his art videos are what his fans like the most

His merch is amazing because he designed the pattern/drawing/whatever yknow. It’s printed/sewed/whatever on the clothing and it’s good quality. It’s pretty lowkey for a youtuber’s merch bcs jack doesn’t like those merch that just smacks his logo on a hoodie

Davey

He’s a fantasy, YA, romance writer (he mixes it wisely ok?)

And goes by David Jacobs

Listen he’s a hopeless romantic and i’m pretty sure yall agree too

He wanted to stick to YA romance. The classic high school lovers yknow

But he wanted to challenge himself since he’s been writing about high school lovers since he was in high school

Thus the fantasy genre came in mind

So yeah he likes creating love in his own universe

Whether it’d be different worlds, universe, species, time periods, whatever.

He wanted to direct the movies based on his books, but he’s actually lowkey terrible at leading on his own. But he did stick to being the script writer and co-director (look idk how it works in the film industry i’m just making shit up)

Crutchie

He’s a solo jazz singer

Crutchie gives off Michael Buble and Jason Mraz vibes tho

And maybe a bit of frank sinatra? Yknow ‘cause he sings jazz

Also he riffs thank you very much :)

He goes by Crutchie Morris to everyone

He usually plays the acoustic guitar or piano on stage

Ok but he’s like really good with the piano

Makes the best jokes on stage too. Some are just sarcastic comments.

Crutchie asking through the microphone : “Oh, straight?”

A fan he’s talking to from the crowd : “Uhh… no, gay”

Crutchie : “no not you, the vodka”

Everyone at the concert : *laughs*

Crutchie, jokingly : “Oh, you’re drinking vodka! Straight? No gay”

(yes that was indeed inspired by that one video of Harry Styles and a fan in one of his concerts yall can’t stop me)

Kathrine

She’s a crime mystery writer

Think like the modern day Agatha Christie

Okok but she goes by Kathrine Plumber on her books :D

She chooses that genre bcs she’s a huge fan of Agatha Christie

Her favorite book from Agatha is Murder on the Orient Express

Oh and her books are sometime very gruesome alkjsfhakjsfb

Nobody check her browsing history, she’ll look like a murderer

Ok but I feel like she also has a youtube channel about books and stuff and sometimes like to vlog

She also has a writing tips series on her channel where she shares tips on some of the frequently asked questions about writing or her fans leave a specific question in the comment section and thought she could expand more to it in a full length video

Also she likes to vlog while she’s in a book convention

Her books are also turned into movies and she has done a great job directing it

Race

Yall would be lying to me if you don’t think this kid would end up being a twitch streamer and youtuber (like vlogging yknow. I feel like his gaming stuff would strictly be on twitch)

And ik it’s widely agreed by everyone in the fandom that he’s a dancer of some sort so yeah he’s also simultaneously a dancer

I don’t think I need to explain any further bcs it’s just so in character

He goes by Racetrack Higgins

Ok so he likes to vlog on his youtube channel

Sometimes does stupid challenges

Maybe he’d drag Albert to do a challenge which he always says no

“I’ll just be your cameraman dude, dw”

Race : *angery*

Since Al and Smalls are the skateboard peeps™ race is the rollerblade dude™ bcs I say so

He has three cats named Racecat Higgins, Spot Clawlon, and Romeow (i’ve mentioned it before and I will mention it again hehe) and his fans loves them endlessly

Albert

You don’t think this kid would also end up being a twitch streamer and youtuber like his bestie up there?? Lmao you thought wrong (again, gaming is strictly on his twitch)

He just goes by Albert DaSilva on the internet

And yes he’s also a dancer because I say so

On his Youtube channel he also vlogs

Half of his vlogs starts with him riding his skateboard

“Hey, guys! Welcome back to another vlog-” *falls off his skateboard for not paying attention to a curb*

It happens way more often than he’d like to admit let’s be real. His fans make a compilation of it and memes on reddit

Always wear a snapback

Snapbacks are an important element to him so his merch store is really boosting his snapbacks

And just for the wormsie discord server he has one with the word ranga on it after it being born from a stupid inside joke he, race, and both of their fanbases combined share (@ my wormsie fam thank me later)

Oh yeah, his youtube besties are Race and Smalls just so we’re clear here :) (I’ll get to Smalls in a bit)

So I always headcanon Albert having two big dobermans. So his fans always want to see a doggy update because Zara and Zoey are everything to them.

Doggo vlogs are fun. It’s usually Albert taking the two good girls to Central Park for playtime or teaching them new tricks

Spot

He’s a solo rock singer

Is an amazing singer like wow none of the newsies expected him to have that sort of pipes to reach high notes

And he does it amazingly with no sweat

Also his instrument is the electric guitar to go with his amazing singing ajsfhasjfhajhf

Anyways he goes by Spot Conlon still

And his songs are very lyrical. Like very.

A lot of metaphors. No one knows what most of his songs means.

So basically Taylor Swift songs if it switched genres to rock. And not even like songs from speak now or red. But like if evermore and folklore songs were to turn into rock songs with a little bit of reputation vibes sprinkled on top. And his concerts has the reputation era vibes but make it spot conlon (hey non swiftie fans reading this i’m so sorry i’m pretty sure yall don’t understand wtf i’m talking abt)

That is also the only way i know to describe his vibe i’m sorry but i don’t really listen to a lot of rock alkjhfasjk

Anyways it’s a known fact that he wears tank tops daily that it becomes his signature look. And also an inside joke among his fanbase

Now just picture the merch booth from one of his shows and there’s like endless tank top designs for his fans to pick and choose

He’s also crowned to be the King of Brooklyn bcs of obvious reasons

But the joke is he’s a pretty tough hardcore guy that’s a cat person

Sarah

She’s a badass female solo singer

Mostly does pop but the badass type of pop

Yes, she does go by Sarah Jacobs

Fans were really surprised Davey and Sarah are related

Because one is a hopeless romantic while the other is a total badass

Anyways she gives off Little mix, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez vibes

That is literally the only way I can describe it

She’s very lyrical, with a lot of metaphors

When she dances on stage, she d a n c e s

All while holding a mic to sing. And she hits all those high notes like it’s no ones business (a literal queen i tell you)

She and Spot are besties and has been known to have done a few collabs together

Their fans were hesitant about their collabs since their genre is pretty different from the other but they make it work and it slAPS

And among all her boppy songs with full choreography and backup singers, she always have a few songs she sings while only being accompanied by piano or guitar (Either electric or acoustic) which she plays on her own

Finch

He’s an indie pop artist with his trusted acoustic guitar by his side

Just think of music by Wallows and Lewis Capaldi were to be blended in together and Conan Gray for the cherry on top

But it has a little bit of Ed sheeran, Lorde, and Lauv vibes to it too

His concerts are simple but his songs are mostly very boppy so his fans still have fun either way

And it’s usually in small venues but there are times where he had a concert in a huge stadium

He goes by FINCH (yeah all caps btw)

Finches are a very on brand thing for him obviously

Has been known to collab with Crutchie and they actually make a very good team

Somehow was able to combined both genres to produce a few boppy songs

Ok ok but Finch and Crutchie have made a collaborative album (and maybe they went on tour????)

Specs

He’s a history fiction writer

Yes this is inspired by the fact that he’s 100% a history nerd (no one change my mind i love this headcanon aight)

And he explores a lot of different histories from different parts of the world

He actually helps a lot of students understand history even further for school through his novels

Anyways he goes by Specs because I say so

No one knows why that’s his pseudonym and Specs isn’t interested in explaining either. No one other than the newsies need to know it was born from a stupid nickname the newsies gave him :)

His research mostly comes from history books because of his genre which wouldn’t be a problem since he has loads and will voluntarily buy more if needed

Also yeah he makes a great director for the movies taken from his books

Mush

He’s a chef on youtube

Goes by Mush Meyers

So think if Gordon Ramsey and his youtube channel but make it mush

Yeah that’s it really

Ok but Mush is a jolly and friendly person

Other than just food vlogging he does cooking challenges and cooking tips too

Sometimes he does the cooking challenges with a friend (mostly henry but i’ll get to him later on in the list)

But he also vlogs his life

Which isn’t really often but he likes to sometimes

He’s that big of a foodie he has a food blog too

And also a seafood restaurant so that’s cool :D

Henry

Like Mush, he’s a chef on youtube

Goes by Henry on the internet and in general

Ajkfhajfjska I’m thinking about how ppl would address him as Chef Henry kajhfkjlashfjklasfjklsf

He mostly does the same thing like Mush actually

Food vlogging and cooking challenges (they do it together so) sometimes cooking tips

But Henry vlogs his life a lot

And instead of a food instagram he has a food blog

He has a sandwich restaurant

Yeah it is inspired by his pastrami on rye with a sour pickle line from KONY get mad about it why don’t ya (well if i’m not mistaken henry was the one that said it but idk i have horrible memory)

Blink

He’s a youtuber

Ok so I have a specific headcanon that Blink majored in psychology but didn’t end up being a psychologist

So instead he becomes a psychologist on youtube

Who often vlogs jhgasjlfhs

The guy looks like he could cut you but his sense of humor once you get him talking is just *chef’s kiss* amazing

Which is why he also has a podcast because he’s also secretly great at talking

He just thinks mental health is very important, okay?

Romeo

He’s an actor

Mostly on Broadway but has worked with Hollywood before

He’s usually a supporting character but has been known to understudy for main characters

Ok ik these bullet points are getting shorter and shorter but these are mostly bcs some of these stuff are pretty self explanatory since it’s very in character

Like are you telling me a kid named Romeo isn’t gonna be in some way very dramatic and end up turning that personality trait into his career?? Plus he’s very good at that?

Yeah you’re lying to me

Also he’s a pretty frequent vlogger on youtube

Look he’s a fun guy, what did you expect?

Just goes by Romeo on youtube

Elmer

He’s an actor

Has done his fair share in Broadway and Hollywood but started in Broadway

He can dance but thinks he’s pretty average in it yknow

Which his fans has no idea what he’s talking about because on stage he can do flips and turns like it’s no ones business yknow

But he can sing really good and takes pride in it

Elmer would play characters that is really far off from his own personality that fans couldn’t believe that Elmer played that character

He has done his fair share in main characters and supporting characters on Broadway

In Hollywood he usually does indie and rom-com movies

Buttons

He’s a fashion youtuber and basically an influencer

Let’s be real this boy is a fashion icon

He’s not really a model but more like a fashion influencer and also kind of a fashion designer

His clothing line is very *chefs kiss* amazing

He designed it all and sometimes likes to design for his friends as well

He also does fashion tips on his youtube channel

His instagram game is god tier level (along with Tommy Boy and Sniper I’ll get to them in a bit)

But yeah he also vlogs

And goes by Buttons Davenport

Jojo

He’s an actor

Mostly on Broadway but has done a few movies in Hollywood

He radiates main character energy and he does become the main character most of the time (on hollywood at least)

On Broadway he mostly enjoys being apart of the ensemble because this boy loves dancing

But he does play a few supporting characters

He has released one or two albums too because his singing is top tier

But isn’t interested in doing a lot of live concerts with his albums

Since no one has the time to say Josephino Jorgelino De La Guerra he turned it into Jojo De La Guerra (so much for ‘a special nickname only for friends and family’)

Mike and Ike

They’re a pop boy band and bcs of my lack of creativity it’s called Mike and Ike

At the start of their career :

“My name goes first because I’m older than you!” - Mike

“You’re only older than me by 13 minutes, holy shit!” - Ike

But Ike slowly accepts the fact that it’ll be like this yknow

Anyways they’re pretty great singers

They have one direction and new hope club vibes

Tho unlike one direction they can dance (i love the boys alright but i really think it’s funny that they can’t dancelkhjjlh)

They like to switch from the guitar (electric and/or acoustic) to the piano

The amount of times their name is confused by the candy is too many

But they like it like that lol

Anyways i’ve mentioned a headcanon where Mike has tattoos (not like from head to toe but it’s fairly noticeable to everyone) and Ike has piercings

So the only way their fans tell them apart is by that

But there are times where Mike has his tattoos covered or Ike took his piercings off in public alone. A fan mistakens them for the other twin but they still respond to the other name because they don’t feel like there’s a need to correct them since they’re mostly known by Mike and Ike anyways. When the fan posts it on instagram and tags the twin they thought it was the twin that was tagged would comment “wrong twin but nice pic you two”

Happens wayyyyy too many times. Their fans are officially scared to approach one of the two in public alone without their differentiating indicators on which is which

And yes it is widely known that they argue a lot when it comes to writing songs

Nothing out of the ordinary sibling squabble yknow but it’s a lot

But they do end up finding a solution to the topic of their argument and make a good team at the end of the day

Hotshot

He’s an actor

On Broadway, he’s one of those actor’s that is mostly good in just the acting and singing

He can’t dance to save his life sjdfghaf

So Jeremy Jordan yknow asj;oghajshf

No not really. He can dance a little bit

So he’s mostly the main character

But he’s widely known for his works in Hollywood

He does a lot of drama. Think stuff like Elite and Designated Survivor. Yeah those kinds of heavy drama (well idk i think those two are pretty heavy)

He wants to release his own music because he’s a pretty good singer but he can’t write songs to save his life either jgnjafjasf

And all the demo songs he was suggested by producers isn’t his cup of tea

So he’s no singer ladies and gents ://

The name Hotshot is used to name his social media platforms. He always adds a description in his bio’s that Hotshot is a nickname his friends and family use so his fans and the media refer to him with his name

I headcanon Hotshot’s real name is Tyler or some sort. No don’t ask me what’s his last name is because idk either lol

Sniper

She’s a model, beauty and fashion youtuber (I’m pretty sure those are two different things tho idk i don’t watch youtube religiously anymore), and just an influencer in general

Instagram game on p o i n t

I know most beauty youtubers go by their names but uhh… i don’t think i’ve ever thought of a first name for Sniper but I really think she really would just go by Sniper Wah on the internet (Idk she seems like an Ashley in my head but feel free to recommend headcanon names to me)

Anyways she’s very fashionable

Tommy Boy (i’ll get to him just wait aight?) and Buttons are her fashion besties

The three of them pretty much appear in each other’s Youtube video not Tommy’s tho bcs he doesn’t have one lol

Sniper’s brand are huge sun hats

I have no idea how or why but that girl has sun hats vibes I can’t explain any further I’m sorry

Doesn’t have a clothing line but does have a make up brand of her own. She calls it Sniper. Yeah that’s it akjfhjf

Smalls

She’s a twitch streamer and youtuber like race and albert

They’re a youtube trio everyone loves it

And yes she does go by Smalls

Oh and she also dances like her two stupid besties thanks for asking

Bubblegum is her brand (idk how to explain she just has the vibe)

She is skateboard chick

I’m imagining a video collab of her and Al on a skatepark doing stupid challenges

It’s her most viewed video

Tommy Boy

Ok ok he’s a model, influencer, and dancer

So think a male version of Gigi Hadid that dances

No he doesn’t have a youtube channel but frequently has made an appearance on Buttons’ and Sniper’s videos

Yes his instagram feed is also very amazing

He goes by Tommy Boy

People genuinely thinking ‘Boy’ is actually his last name and kinda think it’s strange but doesn’t complain

Tommy literally didn’t think people would think it was his last name. But they did anyways

Les

Let’s just get straight to the point : he’s a famous tiktoker

And yes, ppl are surprised at the fact that him, Davey, and Sarah are related to each other

To the people that made it through this entire list. Congratulations and thank you for your validation. Have a wonderful evening and stay hydrated

i will write at least one oneshot out of this au i promise!!

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i--dont--sleep · 4 years

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About the Writer

BASICS:

name: Remm, but my full name is; Remmelt Johannes Mastebroek (the more you know) birthday: March 4th Zodiac: Pisces single or taken: Single :’) height: 6′1 eye color: Blue with green, brown and grey and changing pattern pretty much every other year favorite color: Black? White? Pastels I don’t fucking know there are too many colors. lucky number: 14

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

favorite fictional characters: Damn there are so many to choose from... Absolute favorite probably Charlie Kelmeckis from the perks of being a wallflower just because I vibe with him on too many levels and because he was the first inspiration for my own lil Charlie boy

favorite television shows: Looking for Alaska, Rick and Morty and have to do a shout-out to my guilty pleasure Gordon Ramsey’s Hell Kitchen

favorite season: Autumn, most definitely autumn. The colors, the rain, the sitting at home and reading a book. Love it!

describe yourself in a few words: Sarcastic, depressed piece of shit? *shrug* But if I have to believe my little brother; Loyal as a German Shepard, kind-hearted, a great listener and someone that could never remember birthdays.

future children’s names: I don’t know tbh. I like Rose or the dutch equivalent Roos.

meaning of your name: Apparently it’s a name originating from Germany but it means; Raven, black and wise. So I have that going for me which is nice *insert meme*

what do you plan to/do for a living: I wish I knew. I love to write, but I don’t feel I’m good enough to make it my living. I would love to start my own cafe and be a kickass owner and make perfect mugs of coffees and teas whilst also baking my ass off and make cool shit but I honestly don’t know yet..!

Starbucks order: I’m that basic white bitch that would order either a pumpkin spice or a caramel latte. Although I also fucking love the chai tea latte even though there is no tea to be found in it.

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: Introvert

dawn or dusk: Dusk

righty or lefty: Righty

coffee or tea: Tea

rain or shine: Rain

reading or writing: Both, both, BOTH

#ooc #about the writer

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trisscar368 · 5 years

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*sips morning tea and stares contemplatively into the distance*

So we finally hit 7x12 last night, and my appreciation for Robbie as a writer has grown by miles. This is still the first time since my original binge that I’ve looked at s7 (I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve gone through 8-onward for bunker stuff, but that’s always piecemeal and not focused on meta level stuff), and while I definitely pay attention to the writers now I hadn’t really sat down and analyzed Robbie as a writer.

And. Heck.

Both Winchesters’ emotional line is back in the writing instead of being “they’re vaguely depressed because Reasons that we’re going to not actually remember to write in”, and Sam feels like a character again instead of this weird... pseudo ghost of himself.

It’s funny; because of how our schedules all line up and how long one episode takes us to analyze properly now (3-4 hours per ep), my meta group has been forced to consume the episodes at the same rate as when they were airing live, one a week. So a lot of what can be brushed over in a binge is glaringly upsetting in slow motion. I’ve been dying for weeks as we’ve been going over episodes from one-time writers and people that very obviously did not know what they were doing or where anything was going, because both Winchesters were being written so weird for massive portions of the season. Having to keep remind myself of what their motivations and traumas actually are isn’t fun as a viewer.

And on top of, y’know, actually writing the characters that are *there*, Robbie went and pulled a massive "Castiel in the narrative gap” while also making the motw a Cas mirror and setting up a few things for the finale.

I feel like the incarnation of that Gordon Ramsey meme right now, finally some good fucking food.

#notes from last night's meta club #spn 7x12 #and of course next week is a bucklemming weird baby ep so i'm going to be right back to dying #the other thing that keeps making me go *dying garble* is the ship subtext #like... I'm pretty confident in pinning this week with a destiel romantic mirror #and it's just... the whole mirror is 6x20-7x02 and it's Dean as the betrayed spouse/widower and it's all the heartbreak #and lila just mourns the rest of her life and it's d e p r e s s i n g #but there's been *four* episodes where we've all gone 'this is supposed to be wincest right???'#and even those of us who ship it are sitting there going 'what the fuck were the writers up to'#because it's not s1/2 joking or s3/4/5 'okay the writers are actually using it narratively'#it's just... weird #like not everyone was on the same page when it was added so it falls entirely flat or is disconnected from the rest of the narrative #so i'm actually questioning the interpretation of destiel in 7x12 because none of the rest of the season makes any sense *facedesk*#we'll see #we're officially into edlund showrunning territory so hopefully the next handful of eps will start acting consistently before x17 hits #all three of my inner shippers are dying and require food

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janethepegasus · 5 years

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So i saw Matpat’s latest video about shared universes (starting with Doom and somehow connecting it with Kingdom Hearts) and my crazy brain thought it would be a good idea to expand it even FURTHER all because he used Spider-Man to connect to Thanos in Fortnite (yes seriously)

So behold, all the shit i had to go through to make connections to everything i can find and think of

So since all Spider-Mans are in one multiverse, that means all versions of Spider-Man are canon, so let's look at two cases of alternate Spider-Mans. Theres the Japanese Spider-Man, which was created by Toei as a collab by Marvel, Toei also created Super Sentai, which has connections to Kamen Rider (Super Hero Taisen), Metal Hero (some crossover movies), and obviously Power Rangers. Power Rangers had a crossover with TMNT, which has connections to not only other versions of TMNT but also other series like Batman (basically the whole DC universe is involved), Archie, X-Files, Ghostbusters, Rabbids (they were an extra character in a fighting game, as like a promotion for the new game), and all the toons that showed up in Cartoon All-Stars, like the Smurfs, Alf, Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Winnie the Pooh (which is already tying back up to Kingdom Hearts), Muppet Babies, Looney Toons, and Ducktales.

Now Muppet Babies is part of the Muppet franchise, the Muppets are connected to Sesame Street, which opens up a can of worms for connections. Some characters cameoed in Between the Lions, Mr Rogers' Neighbor Hood, The Electric Company, Reading Rainbow, Poky Little Puppy, and a bunch of these characters appeared in a We are Family music video, which has *inhales* Bear in the Big Blue House, Barney, Arthur, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Rugrats, The Magic School Bus, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dora the Explorer, Blue's Room, Blue's Clues, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Kim Possible, The Proud Family, LazyTown, Lilo & Stitch: the Series, Madeline,Little Bill, The Fairly OddParents, Zoom, AND a whole bunch more shows.

Obviously Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents had a crossover (three in fact), but those other shows had crossovers too, like Rugrats having a crossover with Wild Thornberrys, Lilo and Stitch had crossovers too, they had crossovers with The Proud Family, Kim Possible, Recess, and American Dragon Jake Long. Spongebob is connected to a lot of Nicktoons shows through the bumpers on the channel and had a major crossovers with Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Tak, and Invader Zim in the Nicktoons Unite games.

Looney Toons is connected to all other Hanna Barbera property, which had crossovers as well (look at Scooby Doo and Tom and Jerry, they're LOADED with crossovers with other series), as for the Looney Toons cast themselves, examples include Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Pokemon (in a commercial in Kids WB), The Justice League, Wild Kratts (Kinda? The two characters, Road Runner and Wild E. Coyote, were pretty much referenced as a way to say that real life coyotes can catch up to road runners), and The Amazing World of Gumball. And Pokemon had a crossover game with Nobunaga's Ambition called Pokemon Conquest. AND Ducktales is connected to Darkwing Duck and the same goes with the reboot.

Okay now back to where we started, Power Rangers had a crossover episode with Masked Rider, which is an adaptation of Kamen Rider Black RX, Kamen Rider had a FEW crossovers with other series, like Crayon Shin-chan, Pac-Man, Osomatsu-San, Hello Kitty, Pretty Cure, and a few others. Pretty Cure only had crossovers with itself but there is one pic floating around the internet showing one of the Cures standing in front of Arresterdramon Superior Mode, so it might hint to a commercial happening during that time. Hello Kitty has a ton of crossovers with different series, such as Sonic, Cookie Run, Pac-Man, Puzzles and Dragons, Doraemon, Yokai Watch, and several others. In Osomatsu-San Hesokuri Wars, they have costumes/sets of the six brothers being yokai, magical girls, monsters, angels, knights, super heroes, greek

gods, and others. Yokai is also connected to Yokai Watch, which has it's own crossovers with other series, like Final Fantasy, Terminator, Inazuma Eleven (which had commercials that crossed over with Despicable Me), The Seven Deadly Sins, Detective Conan, Hello Kitty (which brings this back to Hello Kitty and its crossovers), Inuyasha, Professor Layton, and several others. Professor Layton had a crossover game with Ace Attorney, which has many references and a small amount of crossovers.

Now let's move on to another Spider-Man, the one from Ultimate Spider-Man, obviously he's connected to the other Marvel shows that take place in that universe, but Spider-Man had crossover episodes/specials with Phineas and Ferb and Jessie, Jessie having connections with other Disney Sit-com shows like Austin and Ally, Good Luck Charlie, Liv and Maddie, and a few others, HOWEVER Mr. Moseby from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody appeared in one episode, which means that Jessie is in the same universe as That's So Raven, Hannah Montanna, Cory in the House (yeah yeah yeah, i can hear the anime memes from a mile away -_-), and Wizards of the Waverly Place. Phineas and Ferb also had crossover specials/episodes with Star Wars and Milo Murphy's Law, Star Wars has many crossovers and references in other shows, like the Muppets, Seasame Street, Captain N, Mario (in that old Mario cartoon episode where they parodied it), Putt-Putt, Megaman, Duke Nukem, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, Dragon Ball, Transformers, Metal Gear, Angry Birds, Lego, Club Penguin, and several others.

The Star Wars references were in Megaman V and Megaman Zero, sprites from Megaman Zero were used to create sprites of TV Tome Adventures, which then became TOME: Terrain of Magical Expertise and then it turned into the video game version of that show, the creator of the show, Kirbopher, did an animation related to Super Mario RPG, and had many voice roles like in Mob Psycho 100, Pokemon, and other series. Dragon Ball is the prequel of Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Z Super made it clear that there's other universes so all of those are connected as well, and Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z had crossovers with other shows like One Piece, Dr Slump, Astro Boy, Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo, and a few others. Metal Gear had crossovers and references in Terminator, Gundam, Castlevania, Mario, Zelda, Ape Escape, Yugioh (which connects itself to the other seasons like GX, 5D's, Zexal, Arc-V, and Vrains), Monster Rancher, Yoshi, The Standley Parable (only in the demo), and several others. Transformers, since it's made by Hasbro, is also connected to other Hasbro property, such as My Little Pony (and Equestria Girls), and they had references to other series in both the show and in the IDW comics, like pony versions of Rick and Morty appearing in one episode, pony versions of characters from Sailor Moon, Gravity

Falls, Kill La Kill, Scooby Doo, Powerpuff Girls, Frozen, and few other shows and even pony versions of IRL people like Gordon Ramsey. Transformers had crossovers and references to other series as well such as G.I Joe, Doctor Who, Spider Man, Star Wars, Marvel, and several other shows, and apparently Jem, Inhumanoids, C.O.P.S, and Robotix takes place in the Transformers universe.

Angry Birds had crossovers with other series like Rio, Star Wars, Puzzles and Dragons, Transformers, Sonic, The Muppets, and many levels in their games make references to other series. Lego Dimensions is full of crossovers, like The A-Team, Adventure Time, Back to the Future, Beetlejuice, DC Comics, Doctor Who, E.T, Fantastic Beasts, Ghostbusters (both the original and the 2016 reboot), The Goonies, Gremlins, Harry Potter, Jurassic World, Knight Rider, Legends of Chima, other Lego property, Lord of the Rings, Midway Arcade, Mission: Impossible, Portal, Powerpuff Girls, Scooby-Doo, Simpsons, Sonic, Teen Titans Go!, and The Wizard of Oz. Speaking of The Simpsons, they had crossovers with other shows like Family Guy and Futurama, AND they cameoed appeared in South Park, and Family Guy is in the same universe as American Dad and The Cleveland Show. The Simpsons also had crossovers with The Critic, X-Files, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Bob's Burgers (which means it's also connected to the Archer Show), Rick and Morty, and several series get mentioned in the show itself. As for Sonic, he had a crossover comic series with Megaman, he had crossovers in the comics with Sabrina the Teenage Witch and DC (it was part of a Sonic Super Special comic but for some reason the Wikis won't tell me if it's generally DC or some part of it >:/ ), Sonic had levels in Sonic Lost World that were crossovers with NiGHTS, Legend of Zelda, and Yoshi's Wooly World, in Sonic Forces, there's DLC costumes that are based off of NiGHTS, Beat from Jet Set Radio, AiAi from Super Monkey Ball, and Joker from Persona 5. Sonic had crossover games with other SEGA series, but in Sonic Dash, they had events that had crossovers with Angry Birds, Hello Kitty, and Pac-Man. In one of the Vocaloid games, Miku had a costume that was a Sonic hoodie, to celebrate Sonic's anniversary, Vocaloid made many songs and some of these songs branch out into their own series, one of them being Black Rock Shooter, and i swear BRS was a guest character in some fighting game but i don't remember what the name was.

Okay, now let's head back to Marvel, one of the characters that's paired up with Spider-Man (except for the Movie universe) is Deadpool, and in one comic, he takes a girl to see Hamilton. In one of the Hamildrops, they did a crossover song which was a mix of Story of Tonight and You'll be Found from Dear Evan Hansen called "Found Tonight", one of the actors from Dear Evan Hansen is now playing the role of Jeremy in Be More Chill, and in the original 2015 performance of BMC, the actor who played Jenna also played Martha in Heathers, and Eric William Morris, who played Squip, also played Jordan in The Ballad of Little Jo. And since we're using actors to connect series...*inhales* Lin Manuel Miranda (who plays Alexander in Hamilton) also had roles in In The Heights, 21 Chump Street, Mary Poppins Returns, Ducktales Reboot, Do No Harm, Looking for Maria Sanchez, Sesame Street, House M.D, and a few others. Mary Poppins Returns is a sequel to the original Mary Poppins so they instantly connect, and i'm gonna make a crazy theory of House M.D taking place in the same city (or state) as Blue Bloods and Forever, both shows have characters played by Eric William Morris, who had roles in Trust, Greed, Bullets, and Bourbon, Royal Pains, As The World Turns, and few other small roles. But one of his current roles is Carl from King Kong Broadway, which is based off of King Kong, and King Kong had a crossover film with Godzilla, and there's a short film that had Ultraman and Kamen Rider (i think it was Godzilla?? It was a giant lizard thing :/). However, King Kong was the inspiration behind Donkey Kong, which now has connections to both Mario and Donkey Kong series. Donkey Kong had crossovers/references with Frogger, Pitfall, Qubert, Mickey (from Disney), Punch Out, Mother, Earthworm Jim, Kirby, Crash Bandicoot, Banjo Kazooie, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Scott Pilgrim, The Fast and the Furious, Class of 3000, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, Big Bang Theory, Metroid, Pushmo, Minecraft, Gravity Falls, Wreck It Ralph, Pixels, Skylanders, several others, and had japanese exclusive songs in Donkey Konga that had songs from Super Sentai, Pretty Cure, Pikmin, Naruto, Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, Star Fox, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Ice Climbers, and several others.

Minecraft had a Super Mario texture pack in the Switch version of Minecraft, plus a Steven Universe texture pack as well, there are console exclusive skins based off of characters from Gears of War, Halo, Banjo-Kazooie, Dust, Tony Hawk, Left 4 Dead, Boarderlands, Conker, Half-Life, Portal, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, and several other shows. Steve from Minecraft can be an unlockable character in games like Super Meat Boy, Choplifter, Retro City Rampage, and Creepers can be found in Blocks that Matter, Boarderlands, Torchlight, and Minecraft is refernced in Adventure Time, Octodad, The Stanley Parable, Skyrim, and South Park. And since Minecraft has Halo skins, this ties into Red VS Blue, a show that uses assets from the Halo series. And Red VS Blue appeared in a promotional video alongside the main cast of RWBY. Mother (or Earthbound) is the inspiration for Undertale, which had a sequel called Deltarune, and in one of the locations in Deltarune is a place called "Ice-E's Pezza", and Burgerpants mentions a guy named "Purple Guy" which is a reference to Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddies. Crash Bandicoot had two crossover games with Spyro the Dragon and had references in Uncharted, Futurama, Johnny Test, Family Guy, Jimmy Neutron, The Country Bears, Jak and Daxter, Friends, The Simpsons, Tomb Raider, and several others. And Mickey is one of the characters in Kingdom Hearts, so now we come in full circle with Matpat's theory.

So started with Spider-man (well two versions of Spider-man) and ended it with Mickey, i'm sure there's other series out there that i forgot to bring up but eh, this is long enough :/

#long post #crossover #matpat #i spent days finding every single crossover/reference i can find

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