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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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writtenbyevie · 1 year

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

#what if I’ve forgotten how #better procrastinate and make it worse!!#writeblogging #writer’s block #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing memes #ao3 memes #fanfic memes #ao3 #fanfic #evie’s jeevies

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cozylittleartblog · 9 months

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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

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canisalbus · 7 months

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✦ Milk and Honey ✦

#I've been going through some of the pieces from the past few months #the oldest of these are from... late may early july I think? felt like making a little compilation to get a better overall picture #fixation has been strong this is just a fraction of them all #gay catholic dog era #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #I think my personal favorites this far are the body heat piece and the bathtub scene #but their composition didn't work with this format so I left them out

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professionalchaoticdumbass · 1 year

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There should be a "steal post" button

#shitpost #turned off reblogs because people are making chains of 'rebog' or saying 'but thats just reblogging though' which could not be farther #from the truth. thats not how tumblr works. feel free to funge or steal though it'll make the joke better

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naomistares · 4 months

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if the world was perfect this would be the endgame

#i have a vision for the world #to make it a better place #art #artists on tumblr #the locked tomb #digital art #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #htn #gtn #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #ianthe tridentarius #kiriona gaia #griddleharrianthe #griddleharryanthe

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the-girl-who-sold-the-wxrld · 1 year

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following what's happening on twitter from tumblr when i don't have twitter is the same feeling as following a tv show i don't watch just by seeing tons of post about it on my dash and ending up getting involved emotionally anyway, except that this time the vilain ain’t even hot

#twitter #elon musk #tumblr #twitter apocalypse #literally it's just like house of the dragon or wednesday or the sandman all over again #you know what would make things even better #a ship war #add a ship war #elon musk twitter #muskpocalypse #twitterpocalypse #twitter meltdown

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desolationlesbian · 1 year

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I am never inclined to make fun of tumblr's cheesy attempts to make money and generally support them even if you consider them cringe. Websites need money to operate and tumblr needs to find a way to make money consistently or it will cease to exist. I do not want tumblr to cease to exist, and the most common alternative method of making money is to collect and sell all of our personal data, which I do not want either. Websites that can support themselves via people willing to spend $25 bucks to commit to a bit is a sign of a brighter and more sustainable version of the internet.

#people are so weirdly averse to the idea of tumblr making money lol #like...websites need money to pay for things. your blog costs money to host and operate #the version of the world u want--where everything is perfectly free always but also never takes your data or asks anything of you #does not and cannot exist unless it's run on donations or something #and if tumblr tried to ask for donations you would eat them alive #so let them sell crabs and blue checks. this is the better universe. i promise

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zosanbrainrot · 7 months

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zosantober day 12 - spicy

mandatory supplies stop

#this was my first thought #then I thought maybe I should just draw them making out #but Im posting these on ig as well and uhh idk #tumblr makes it so much easier to get through to fandom people ig is just shouting into the void but also irl people are there #ANYWAY #compo could be better but I think I made it work #also why did inktober spell it spicey with an E inside #is there sth I dont know I tried googling but it just says its an alt spelling #never seen that before #zosantober #one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #inktober #inktober 2023 #my art #one piece fanart

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sergle · 9 months

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ah hell. pixel art has its hooks back in me for real now.

#sergle art #pixel art #illustration #artists on tumblr #tuxedo cats #cute pixel art #I JUST WANNA KEEP MAKING... ''COVERS'' OF SOME OF MY OLD PIECES #I like these versions EVEN BETTER actually. but maybe I'm biased bc they're newer!

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aulerean · 2 months

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gem's angler fish? pretty cool.

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centrente · 1 year

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a comic about love and friendship and the power of communication, inspired by that time i heard ask by the smiths on my run and was somehow moved to tears

(i misheard 'the bomb' as 'the bond' but i stand by it. i don't value morrissey enough to respect his authorial intent)

(sensitive wolf fans smash that mf like button!!!!)

#you don't have to smash it's ok #i drew this to make me feel better about a painful friend breakup/real breakup #it did not work but that was months ago and i'm fine now #god tumblr is the perfect place for this comic.... beautiful #my art #sensitive wolf

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barghest-land · 2 months

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