#uh oh clo’s talking again

[merriclo]

is it bad that i legit forgot what companies elon musk owns. ik twitter but that’s literally it what the fuck does he even do.

#uh oh clo’s talking again

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

≡;-꒰ 𝑿𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑹 ꒱₊˚ ପ⊹ I 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒔

╰┈➤ ❝ xavier x afab!reader | smut nsfw 18+ mdni

tags : essentially pwp (without plot), fluff, softdom!xavier, needy xavier, kisses, slight dry humping, slight nipple stimulation, heavy petting, teasing, oral (f receiving), vaginal sex, unprotected sex, creampie, soft sex, slow sex, kitchen sex, counter sex, dirty talk, praise, use of pet name "angel", lmk if i missed any tags!!

wc : ~3k

Sometimes, Xavier couldn't resist you at all... and who's to say you could ever resist him?

"...Xavier?"

You felt warm hands snake over your waist, hot breath tingling the nape of your neck. You own hands, loosely holding the pan and spatula in front of you, froze in place.

"Mmm."

A hum was all you got in reply, the soft nuzzling of his nose against your neck almost making you melt.

In retrospect, he wasn't doing anything else, really. Just holding you close, seemingly savoring the warmth of being near you, occasionally swiping his thumb over the side of your waist affectionately. Soft, innocent touches, you would say—but after knowing him for as long as you have, you've quickly learned that he was quite the expert at downplaying every little thing that he did. You knew his intentions were anything but innocent, even when he tried to attempt idle conversation with you.

"What're you cooking?" he mumbled, voice low and clearly laced with lingering grogginess. The raspiness ever-present in the way he spoke brought vivid images of the night before—deeper, rich tones of his moans, his eyes closed in pleasure as he plunged his cock into you—

You cleared your throat.

"Oh, uh.... Pancakes?" you offered a feeble smile, slightly glancing to the side as he propped his chin on your shoulder.

Another hum of acknowledgement, and you immediately felt the hairs on your neck rise up.

He was getting to you. Very. Easily.

A steady breath to calm yourself down, and you shook your head. "...Did you just wake up?"

The hesitation in your voice was glaringly obvious to you, but Xavier made no indication that he'd noticed. His eyes remained curiously on the pan, watching as you poured in the batter for the aforementioned pancakes, rubbing soft, fluttering circles where his hand now rest over your clothed stomach.

And even as he let out a dismissive "Mhm, slept pretty well", even as he pulled you closer towards him, he was just so... calm. So nonchalant, so innocent, so—indifferent, almost, to the butterflies going wild in the pit of your stomach.

"It smells good, though. I like it when you cook."

He didn't notice...

...But he did notice.

You just knew he noticed.

As if to prove your point, he spoke again:

"You're wearing my shirt."

His words made you freeze.

Earlier when you'd woken up and entangled yourself from his embrace, it was your first thought to go and put on something of his. You didn't think much about it, the cold of the morning air hitting your skin without the warmth of his own, suddenly feeling a bit too exposed without his blanked draped over you. So you'd thrown on one of his t-shirts, smiling to yourself as you caught the familiar scent of his lavender-laced fabric conditioner. You felt comfortable in the way they draped over you long enough to reach halfway down your thighs, and you thought, it couldn't hurt to just wear it for a day.

It wasn't the first time you'd worn his clothes in front of him, and you didn't think he would make any comment on it...

But the fact that he did, meant that it had something to do with the way he was acting.

"O-oh, I... Um, it's the first thing I saw in your closet, I hope that's okay..."

"Mmm... But why? Didn't feel like wearing yours anymore?"

The way his words lingered in the air made it easy to catch his implications; after all, you could still remember the way they'd been strewn across the floor, painting his room in a messy scene almost as proof of your night's activities. While you'd collected them into a neat pile near his closet once you woke up, you didn't necessarily want to wear them...

"...Your clothes are comfy?"

You let out a nervous laugh, trying to distract yourself by beginning to flip the pancakes over, reminding yourself in your head just where you were and what you were doing. "I mean, you're not... mad, right?"

You didn't really think he was, but you couldn't think much at all, period.

And naturally, Xavier shifted to lean up, lips just barely grazing the shell of your ear."Not at all, angel," he whispered, and you could feel the way the corners of his mouth lifted slightly. "It looks nice. You should keep this one."

His voice, so close to you, made you flush almost immediately, a wave of warmth coarsing through your body.

He was being unfair.

You huffed, a barely visible tremble in your hands as you slowly flip over the last pancake. "Xavier... You're distracting me...!" You tried to deflect his words, but the tone of your voice came out in somewhat of a whine.

You truly wanted the ground to swallow you whole.

You were playing right into his hands despite knowing this was a trap in the first place, and you thought to yourself, shame on you—your profession as a hunter barely amounted to anything once he had you in his arms like this. Because Xavier wouldn't give you a break, not like this, not in the way you would melt with such ease and he had every opportunity to just... play with you a little.

He chuckled, slipping his hands beneath the shirt you were wearing, breaching whatever tension had lingered in the air between you two. But the first touch of his fingers on your skin made you jump, only barely relaxing as they found found home on the curve of your waistline—

"Xavier!"

"Hmm...? What...?" He was mumbling against your skin again, light kisses on the side of your neck, having you instinctively tilt your head away to give him easier access. Though you wouldn't dare to look at him, you could be almost certain that his eyes had closed, even as he pressed you closer against the stove oven, your hands gripping the handle in front of you as the spatula fell with a soft clink to rest against the pan.

"X-Xavier, the food—"

You swore you could feel the smirk on his face widen.

"Why? I'm not doing anything. I'm not even stopping you."

Playing innocent, of course.

His characteristic sleepiness had yet to truly disappear in the way he spoke, but even if he might have been sleepy, he wouldn't fool you with the way he was acting. For despite his words, his hand moved lower and lower, trailing from your waist down to the plush of your thigh... You had to bite down whatever noise was on the tip of your tongue, your own eyes closing as you felt something poking against your rear.

"...Not yet," he added to his previous statement, breathing on the nape of your neck.

You could succumb.

Xavier had one hand massaging your thigh, the other lifting up your shirt just enough to expose your lower half, fabric of his sweatpants and a very present bulge rubbing slowly into the curve of your ass.

His breath shook—and just like that, whatever image of innocence he'd built up in the past few moments crumbled instantly.

"Haah—sorry, angel," he mouthed at your skin, voice exceedingly quiet, almost drowned out by the sound of his open-mouthed kisses all over you. "Are the pancakes done yet...? I really need you..."

You really, really, really could have succumbed.

And as you fumbled with your hand to switch off the stove, a small "...Yeah" falling from your lips... you did.

From there, it didn't take longer than a few seconds for Xavier to lift you up onto the counter, the chill of the marble surface hitting your skin.

"X-Xavier, we could—! T-the room is just—aah—!"

He leaned down to nuzzle his face into your chest, almost shaking his head, humming disapproval in exaggerated little mmmn's. One hand rest on the curve of your spine to hold you in place, the other still gently squeezing at your thigh in soft, rhythmic pulses. You couldn't help but lull your head back when he began mouthing at your perked nipples, peeking through the thin fabric of his shirt.

He was almost like a kitten as you watched, seemingly losing himself in the tiniest of things. His eyes moved in slow, tender blinks when he looked at you, tip of his tongue flicking wet patches against your clothed nub. The sensation of his licks had you drawing in a shaky breath—you reached out to slowly rake your fingers through his hair.

And you couldn't look away.

Bluer than blue, his sleepy eyes seemed to twinkle—you couldn't tell if it was from amusement, or satisfaction, or something like a mix of them both, but if it weren't for the fact that he was steadying you over the countertop, you were sure you would have melted right into a puddle on the floor.

"Xavier, you're so needy..." you pouted, though the softening of your gaze erased any hint of exasperation.

When he'd momentarily closed his eyes again, slowly leaning up to place a quick peck on your lips, you felt him smile. "You just look... kind of hot, like this." He sighed. "Couldn't stop thinking about you and last night, angel, and then you're like this..."

If your ears didn't betray you, you could have sworn you'd heard a whine fall from his lips.

"How come you didn't even wear any panties...? You're so unfair, angel... I can't go back to sleep like this..."

He was whining.

It was a stark contrast to his more commanding demeanor from the evening before, and had you the strength to truly resist the way his desire would pour right into your body, perhaps you would have teased him a little. He sounded so needy, so desperate—like all he wanted was you, you, you, so much so that even the thought of eating a breakfast cooked by you was less appealing than taking you here on the kitchen counter. You almost couldn't believe it—Xavier adored your cooking.

But you swallowed as he pushed you open, gently guiding you to rest your feet on the surface as if to hold your position in place.

He didn't say anything like he usually would—no comment about your wetness, no comment about how he liked seeing you all spread out for him, no comment about what he wanted to do with you.

Just silence, stepping back to kneel on the floor, half-lidded eyes now eye-level with your glistening cunt.

And then,

"...Breakfast," he said quietly, eyes moving back up to yours in an almost puppy-like gaze that had you clenching around absolutely nothing. "So you won't get angry. I'll eat first."

You could only grit your teeth to suppress a groan at his words.

This fucker, you thought, lower lip trembling as you watched him settle closer to your pussy, hands resting over your thighs to keep you in place. He had the audacity to give you the softest of smiles, before he stuck his tongue out... and licked.

It was slow, at first.

Testing.

Teasing.

He swiped his tongue from just above your slit, to just below your most delicate area—and he pulled back, slick trailing from the tip of his tongue, before repeating the same slow, gentle movements. All the while, he would refuse to break eye contact with you, and you shuddered under his touch.

"X-Xavier, don't tease..." you pouted.

The look in his eyes flashed with momentary amusement. He didn't speak, too busy flattening his tongue against your folds, languidly gliding up and down and barely curling at the tip of your clit, to bother voicing his thoughts at you. But you could hear it, almost—I'm not teasing, he seemed to say, denying his grip on you, denying the way you were trembling at his mouth.

Once he fell into a gentle rhythm, he curled his tongue into the side of your folds, diggind, searching, as if determined to lick you through every little crevice. The tip of his tongue found the eager opening of your entrance, then, and even the slightest touch had you throwing your head back with a moan.

And then he didn't bother going back.

You felt him smirk against you as his tongue was back to your center, lapping at your folds, taking your slick into his mouth in consistent yet lazy swipes.

"P-please, Xavier..." Whines fell from your lips once more, hands tightly gripping the edge of the counter.

But still, he refused to reply, refused to move even an inch away from you, his eyes shining at you in pure delight. Embarrassingly wet sounds were all that you could hear from him, even as you tried hard to keep your composure, barely containing the sounds that threatened to spill out from you.

"Ngh—fuck... Xavier, please, please, more—"

It seemed as if he hadn't been listening to you very much since you'd started, but now, for once, he allowed himself to give in just a little bit.

With another glide over your entrance, he pulled back for a split second to lick his lips, before wrapping them over your clit. In soft motions, his tongue swirled around you. Once, twice, thrice—and then a suck and a pull, releasing your clit with arousal already dripping down his chin.

He smiled at you, then. "Yummy," he said, casual tone colliding with the pure joy in his eyes, before he dove back in to repeat the same motions, tongue flirting with your sensitive bud.

"Xavier!" you cried, panting heavily, fingers reaching out to grip in his hair. You could feel yourself pulse in response to his actions, grinding your hips against his face. Your body went weak, and the hand remaining on the edge of the counter was barely enough to hold you up.

By now, Xavier's eyes had been slowly lulled to a close, soft, open-mouthed moans resounding with wet, slushing noises. The way he was drinking you up, almost slurping at your wetness had you crying out his name on a constant, fingers digging deeply into his scalp when he finally, finally pressed his tongue inside of you.

His grip on your thighs was tighter now, burying his face into your cunt and almost dragging you impossibly closer to him, causing you to fall back against the marble, the cold wall barely supporting your slumped figure.

"X-Xavier! Xav—hng— X-Xavie—"

This time you clenched tightly around his tongue, feeling it slither around your walls almost mercilessly, reveling in the way the tip of his nose would brush in your clit just right. It didn't take long for you to unravel. You creamed all over his his face, frozen, trembling, panting haphazardly.

Only then did Xavier really pull away from you, leaving kitten licks all over your core, easing you through your high.

Your eyes were closed, but you could hear the rustle of fabric and subtle shifting around you. His warmth pressed close to you, breath fanning over your face. "You taste good, angel," he whispered. And you could pout at the way his mouth glistened with your arousal, having opened your eyes to the hazy lust in his own.

You felt weak; spent. But a happy smile splayed across your lips, and you stroked his hair lovingly. "...But you're hard, right...?" you murmured. "You were already so needy, and yet, you still put me first..."

Xavier laughed. Soft, and quiet, he kissed your lips in a delicate flurry, allowing you to taste glimpses of what he had drunk up just seconds ago. "I know. But, I... don't think I'll last very long once I'm inside you..."

You almost giggled at his honesty. You wondered what thoughts he'd truly had when he woke up, to get him searching for your heat first thing in the morning... But you chased his kisses for one last time, before you felt him press his tip at your entrance.

"Please,"  his doe-like eyes looked into you with the most adorable pout, and how could you say no to him?

Xavier laced his fingers with yours when he pushed in, letting out a slow breath, stilling to allow you to take in the way he shuddered just bottoming out within you.

"Does it feel good?" You searched his eyes even as your sensitive walls accepted his length, a size you could never get used to despite how many times he's sheathed himself in you already.

"...Mhm..."

Xavier fell forward.

His weight pushed you back against the wall, and he nuzzled into your neck like you've found in recent weeks that he was very fond of doing.

"So good, angel," he sighed. "So, so good."

Unlike the way he'd been teasing you relentlessly for the past couple of minutes, now, it seemed like he'd submitted entirely to his own desires. For Xavier, you knew, that meant holding you close, and enjoying your warmth—proved by the way he would rock his hips back and forth, slowly, slowly, despite the way he would shudder with every thrust, despite the way he would groan into your skin unabashedly.

Praises would fall from his lips like they usually did, but you found them to be repetitive. Like a chant, like he wasn't thinking, like he was just rolling out words that he felt at the tip of his tongue.

"Ngh... S'good, angel... so good, so good, so good..."

You sighed into his hair, eyes closing at the gentle rhythm.

It was rare for you to see Xavier so drunk on you like this.

In retrospect, you liked it—you didn't mind his pace, didn't mind the way he would whine at you and refuse to let you move away from him. You were grateful that he wasn't taking this time to pound into you like he sometimes did, especially given the way you'd come on his mouth not too long ago. But you supposed, perhaps... he'd had his fair share of fucking you senseless, already the night before.

True to his words, he really didn't take very long, barely keeping his own composure when you clenched over his cock. His hips stuttered, and a whimper fell from his lips, and he was looking at you, eyes glowing softly, pouting under your loving gaze, filling you up with his cum.

"Haah... Angel... Thank you, angel..."

His voice was barely a whisper, tiredness seeping deep into his eyes within seconds as he pulled out and held you close.

It was cute of him. You could almost squeal at the image.

...And it would have been your normal reaction, had he not just made love to you in his kitchen, of all places, and had the edge of the counter not been covered in a pool of cum that was dripping down onto the floor. Because the way that his eyes closed and the way that he took in these slow, deep breaths, told you that he most certainly planned on falling asleep like this. You tapped urgently on his head, determined not to let him do that.

"Xavier... Don't sleep... We have to clean up! A-and, the pancakes will get cold..."

You could sigh at the way he groaned, shifting to bury himself deeper against your chest, voice muffled.

"Don't wanna."

He was almost like a child.

"Xavier—" you tried again, "The kitchen is too messy for you to sleep in—"

"Mmm. Five minutes. Just five. It's a pretty mess, anyway, angel, and I've already had my fill, just... Let me... Close my eyes..."

"Xavier—!"

⁺₊ / an: this came about because bestie and i talked about the boys' questionable locations for sex and she said xavier would totally take you on the kitchen counter... so i went feral over the idea like any other xavier stan would, but this turned out way softer than i expected it to!!! one day i'll be able to write pure filth for our star boy without it going on for so long and drowning in fluff ....... but that day is not today.

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[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Buddy Daddies x Delinquent Teen Reader (1)

You’re home was on the streets 

Practically abandoned by your parents, you relied on one of the local gangs for your family

Working to join them for some semblance of protection against the world

And as it would happen it helped 

Despite your teachers and guardian-having friends warning otherwise

Thanks to them you were eating

A far cry from what you were left to before

But past aside your doing well 

Gaining experience and becoming more of an asset to the gang before your saddled with an unlikely obstacle

“Hi there! My name’s Miri, what’s your name?”

Suddenly this bubbly smiley kid is following you around

Somehow finding you in dark alleyways and shadows of buildings 

This kid just won’t leave you alone 

No matter how much you reprimand, sneer, or blatantly insult this kid 

“Kid! Didn’t I tell you to kick rocks? Now if you don’t leave I’ll steal your shoes.”

“W-what, don’t take my shoes my papas got them for me!”

“Then. Leave. Me. Alone.”

she just won’t leave you alone and it all comes to a head when she approaches you when your with your friends

“Well well look at this little tyke!”

“Oh my gosh, they're so small! (Y/n) I didn’t know you had a baby sister!”

“I don’t.”

“Yeah! My name’s Miri.”

And despite your protests they all invite pressure Miri to join you all on a…midnight stroll

Along a train track

It goes as expected and your crew successfully go along the train track until you hear the dreaded sound of the train

And as it would have it Miri’s shoes get caught

“Is everyone off the tracks?”

“Whooo that was close!”

“Where’s Miri?”

Your group resigns to stand by and watch horrified as she struggles with the track and the oncoming train approaches 

Way too close to the train you’re able to yank Miri from the tracks narrowly missing the train hurling by

“Whoa that was clo–”

“See what happens?”

“What? What are you talk–”

“See what happens when you hang around me?!”

“W-what but I love be–”

“You! Almost died! Can’t you see?! You don’t belong here so GO! Go home before you really get hurt.”

She goes home that day with tears in her eyes

While you wordlessly turn back to your group to head back to base

hoping that you don’t see her ever again

For awhile you don’t and things are back to normal

And while you’re spray painting the gang’s sign on a wall a burly woman knocks you to the ground

“Hey watch it, punk!”

“You wanna go pipsqueak!”

Apparently she was from a rival gang, looking to contest this area

Sending a quick call to your team, you prepare to fight this lady 

Narrowly ducking her first punch 

You throw your own 

Standing victorious as she buckles 

But you too would fall to your knees

after a whopping hit in the back of your head

It was an ambush 

And easily you found yourself at their mercy 

Only being released when you hear the separate thuds and the released grip from your arms

“What the–ooomf!”

Your original attacker is silenced by a guy with blonde hair 

Who punches them into a headlock before pulling a gun with silencer

“H-hey-”

Before you could stop him he pulled the trigger, nonchalantly reaching to the sky in a stretch

“Ah man after so long it seems I’ve still got it!” 

You shakily stand holding your arm that stings in pain

You try to limp away while he continues flexing 

But he notices

“Ah ah! (Y/n) don’t run away!”

You sneered, “How do you know my name?”

“Uh…not important. But look, you need to come home with me! Miri misses-”

“Ugh are you Miri’s daddy or something?”

“Papa actually–” “Look old man, what I said to your kid is true. She needs to stay far away from me and you know what? Maybe you should try watching her better.”

“We did. And we were.”

The tired voice was right above you 

Close enough to your back that you could now register the warmth teeming off them

You jump, despite the pain you back away against the brick wall

The man that spoke had black hair pulled back to reveal a pale guy with a grave look on his face

“Ah-! What he means is: we’ve been watching after you and Mirin. And we’ve decided that we’re going to be the papas you need!”

“What?!”

“Ahem we’ve decided–” “You're coming with us.”

“What?! Huh?!”

“Rei! You can’t just say that they're not going to understand!” 

“They’ll understand better when we get them home.”

“No no but there’s a method for these things and with someone of their age–”

The blonde kept talking to the one identified as Rei seemingly dividing their attention

You took the chance to limp as far as you could away reaching into your pocket to retrieve your last line of defense

“That’s enough of that.”

In a flash of black your pocket knife was out of your hand

Briefly squealing in pain at the pressure point being hit near your neck

Slumping into Rei’s arms he moved to cradle you rolling his eyes at Kazuki’s musings

“Rei!? They obviously weren’t ready!”

“They would’ve never been ready.”

“But we did the whole save-them-be-the-saviors-routine!” 

“Does it really matter now that we have them?”

“...Mmmm….Mmmmm!...I still would’ve preferred my way.”

The sounds of tires screeching and the sound of modded engines coming to halt

Had them both perking up

“Oh! Those bad influences actually came!”

“That was unexpected. The broken brakes should have kept them busy.”

“Now here’s the question: do we handle them now or later?”

“Did you throw your back out yet?”

“Hah! Not yet, yours?”

“...”

“Then I say we give ‘em a show!”

When you next awake 

You’re in a well furnished room

All patched up and nursing a sling for your arm

Immediately you get up finding yourself at the top of the stairs before you spotted them

“Hiii (Y/n)!!!” “Ah, good morning (Y/n) did you sleep well?”

There words don’t reach you as you register the blonde man from before and the little girl who’d been following you around

Why were they acting so calm?

They kidnapped you!

And the little girl was in on it too?

“Welp, we're heading out for preschool.”

 “Yup bye (Y/n) later I can’t wait to cele–mmmf!”

The blonde’s hand goes over her mouth sending her to get her shoes before waving to you

“I’ll be back soon! Breakfast is on the counter!” 

Not long after they disappeared from sight you heard the slam of the door

Good now you can–

“Going to have breakfeast?”

Once again that voice rang from behind you

Turning to see the same man with the grave face but this time with scruffier-relaxed look to him

His eyes were still intense and they held you in place all the way to the kitchen 

While eating some regretfully delicious french toast with Rei watching diligently 

Guess this was your life now…the newest unwilling addition to the family

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[stop-talking]

No thoughts, only Derek Danforth sending you nudes while you're at work...

(Thanks, Holden. 🙄) @freak-accident419

Tags: 18+ g!n reader, mentions of drugs, no real smut, just dirty talk and nudes

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Your phone buzzes in your pocket for the twentieth time in the past five minutes, and you have a sinking suspicion you know who it is.

Who it always is.

With a sigh, you try and discreetly look at your phone underneath your desk. Opening messages from Derek while you're at work is always a gamble, considering he spends 90% of his time high, horny, or a mix of both.

As soon as you tap the notification, your screen is overtaken by cock. The tip red and glistening with need, his hand wrapped around the shaft, mid-pump...

Fuck.

You quickly turn your phone off, shoving it between your thighs and sitting up straighter. That bastard. He knows you're at work.

Of course, now he also knows you've opened his messages. Your phone vibrates angrily between your thighs, and you start to wonder if putting it there was a smart move.

Fucking Danforth. You try to physically shake the image of his throbbing cock out of your mind, literally shaking your head as you stare at the computer screen in front of you.

That is, until your co-worker in the cubicle across from yours shoots you a glance and asks if you're alright.

"Yeah, just, uh... Tired. Trying to stay awake."

You stand up straight, causing your still-buzzing phone to fall to the floor.

"I'm gonna go make a coffee," you announce.

In your scramble to pick up your phone, you knock your chair over and onto the floor. Damnit, stop making such a scene.

You scurry away, trying desperately to silence your phone. Unfortunately, the last thing you had pulled up was... well, cock.

With a yelp, you turn and duck into the nearest bathroom, praying no one saw your screen.

Once you finally have some level of privacy, standing in a cramped bathroom stall, you start to look over your 50+ notifications from Derek.

He's been sending you messages all afternoon, mostly nonsense texts, with nudes interspersed between them.

11am:

Babe? Baaaaabe. Babe I miss you Come home When is work over

12pm:

Are you ignoring me? Babe I got a new robe Do you wanna see Baby

[A short video of Derek in his robe]

He starts the video making a concerned face at the camera, muttering to himself. Once he realizes it's recording, he sets it down on the bathroom counter and takes a few steps back, showing off his robe.

It's green silk with gold trim, and a gold tie around the waist. He takes a hit of his vape and does a quick 360, twirling for the camera.

"You like it?" He asks, beaming and carding a hand through his blonde curls.

He stares at the camera for a minute, seemingly waiting for a response, before snapping out of it and reaching to turn it off.

"Sorry. Just smoked a few." he mumbles, and the video ends.

1pm:

Babeeeee I need youuu Come home already Come sit on my lap

[A picture of Derek's lap]

He's still wearing the robe, and his hand is wrapped around his hard cock through the thin silk fabric. No skin is showing, but you can clearly see the familiar outline of his dick.

2pm:

Fuck If you don't come home soon I'm dying asjkdakdjha skdjhfskjdh aksjdkadjs Baby Can I send you Pics Baby asdasjdghask It misses you

[A shakily-recorded video of Derek from the waist down.]

He tugs at the golden strip of silk tied around his waist, slowly unravelling the loose knot.

Eventually it completely falls away, and his rope opens, exposing himself completely for the camera. His dick is standing at attention, twitching and leaking pre-cum down his shaft.

The video pans to his face again, and he absentmindedly gnaws at the end of his vape. Sweat drips down his forehead and he mumbles out a plea you're unable to hear with your volume off. The video ends.

2:30pm:

Baby Oh my God I can't wait Come home Looking at your old pics again Miss you so muchh Fuck work I need you

[A short close-up video of Derek's cock]

He's in bed, his animal-print bedsheets peeking through his legs as he lies back and strokes his cock. Slowly, he bucks his hips up into his hand, clearly trying not to finish just yet. You recognize this as the video from earlier, the one you opened at your desk.

2:45pm:

YOU OPENED IT BABE ARE YOU IGNORING ME BABY I'm so hard right now Please Fuck Fuck Fuck I need you to sit on me Please asajshdas hdsjdhfahd asdasjdk sljkdfls Answer Please Babyyyy

You blink at your screen, finally reaching the bottom of Derek's endless sea of messages. Fuck. You really should be angry with him, but he's so goddamn hot when he's needy.

Not that he needs to know that.

Is this what you do all day while I'm at work? Get high and play dress-up?

FUCK Babe Don't go or I'll die Please

I still have two hours of work left, Derek.

You wouldn't need to work if you'd just move in with me already <3

Your house scares me. No one should be exposed to that much animal print.

I'll buy us a new one. Just come home, pleaseee?

This bastard. He isn't going to give up, is he? You glance at the time, and bite your lip. Maybe you could make up the two hours later? Work overtime this weekend?

Babe?

I'm here. Brat.

Are you on your way over?

Yeah. I'll be home in ten.

Suddenly you feel very, very sick. Too sick to work. You explain this to your boss, who shoos you off and tells you to go home.

One thought plays over and over in your mind as you pack your things and scurry to the car...

Derek better still be wearing that slutty little robe when you see him.

#josh hutcherson #jhutch #derek danforth #josh hutcherson x reader #the beekeeper #derek danforth x reader #josh hutcherson x you #derek danforth x you #derek danforth smut #i stopped writing one smut and switched to writing this one #hope y'all are happy #derek is such a brat #i stand by that #hes literally so silly

[byersbootyshorts]

Guitar Lessons

Summary: Eddie has a thing for playing his guitar at some unholy hour of the night. You're there to punish him for it.

Pairing: Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: sub!Eddie, dom!reader, some heavy ass smut, mommy kink, wrist restraints

Word Count: 1.6k

A/N: This is the first time I've ever written a one shot let alone a smutty one. Please be nice and enjoy.

You wake up with a start. What the hell is that racket? It takes you a few moments to come to your senses before you realised what had woken you from your peaceful slumber. It was the sound of an electric guitar blasting through the windows of your dingy old trailer.

God, one thing you hated about living in a trailer park was the unrelenting lack of silence. If it wasn’t the wheels of Max’s skateboard on the pavement or a random baby’s cry echoing through the park it was Eddie Munson’s BC Rich Warlock blaring whatever song he felt like playing at two in the morning.

You were surprised when you first moved to the park that none of the other residents did anything about his late-night jam sessions but you weren’t going to let that stop you from trying.

And so, every night you heard that guitar blast through your window you got up, threw on the first hoodie you put your hands on and walked over to the trailer two down from your own.

It started out as a simple telling off. Pounding the door, telling him to shut up because its literally 2am and slamming the door in his face again.

But one day he decided to say something back.

‘Hey, you just moved in, didn’t you?’ he blurted out before you could slam the door on him for the third time that week.

You paused, releasing the tension in your arm that was about to whip the door shut.

‘Uh, yeah. I moved in two trailers down last month,’ you replied, your annoyance reflecting in your voice.

‘You wanna come in?’

And that was where it started. It turned out Eddie wasn’t the asshole he made himself out to be. You’d never admit it but you couldn’t wait for those nights when you’d be awoken by a riff from another Black Sabbath song. Those few hours in the dead of night spent in Eddie’s trailer were some of the best. Underneath his rock star ego was an intriguing guy you couldn’t help but like.

As those nights of talking went on and the two of you got more comfortable around each other it soon became clear it wasn’t just talking you wanted to be doing. What started out as nights of deep conversation turned into nights of, well, deep something else.

Tonight is no different. You scramble to pull on the Hellfire Club shirt you ‘borrowed’ from Eddie as you hear the familiar thrum from down the park. You exit your room, almost running to the door when you hear your mother’s voice coming from her bedroom.

 ‘Make sure he knows if he plays that goddamn guitar this late again it’ll be me coming over there to give him a piece of my mind!’ she shouts angrily.

‘Oh, don’t worry mom. He’s in for it,’ you reply, stumbling out the door.

You’re barely half way to his trailer when the riff stops and the flimsy door flies open. He’s been watching for you.

Before a you even share a word, you’re pushing him back into the dimly lit living room, lips on his. After a few minutes of silent making out you reluctantly pull away.

‘How many times do I have to tell you to shut the hell up,’ you say between kisses.

‘As many as it takes for you to do that thing you did a couple nights ago,’ he said breathily.

Your mind drifts back to that night and a smirk forms on your face. Compared to what you have planned for tonight choking him like you had a few nights prior was child’s play.

Eventually the two of you managed to make your way to his bedroom. You can already feel how hard he is under his tight black jeans. You pull him off you and throw him onto his bed. The way he stares up at you with those dark chocolate eyes almost makes you melt.

‘You know, my mom said if you pull that shit one more time, she’s gonna come over here and speak to you herself,’ you began to move closer to the bed. ‘I said I’d teach you a lesson.’

You’re on top of him now, lips only an inch from his.

’You’d rather have me punish you than her, wouldn’t you?’ you whisper, grabbing his dick, making him squirm.

‘Yes, yes mommy,’ he gulps.

‘I’ll only do it if you ask me to,’ you tease, getting off him slowly, as if to leave. ‘If you beg me to.’

Without hesitation he grabs your waist and sets you back on top of him.

‘Please, please, I want you to, please.’

‘You want me to what?’

‘Punish me. Please mommy, I want you to punish me. I’ve been a bad boy.’

It almost makes you laugh how desperate he is. Lying there practically writhing when you haven’t even taken any clothes of yet.

On that note you point at his chest and order him to take off his shirt while you undo his belt painfully slowly, making sure to rub against his bulging jeans as much as possible.

When, at last, you pull his pants off, and remove your own clothes, you look up to find him with his eyes closed, gripping his sheets.

‘You can’t be like that already,’ you taunt. ‘We’re just getting started.’

He just nods, raggedly breathing like he’s just run a marathon.

‘Excuse me, look at me when I speak to you,’ you raise your voice.

His eyes whip open to reveal a look of pure desperation.

‘Good boy,’ you hum, stroking his hair. That only drives him more crazy.

‘Now I feel you need to learn a lesson or two,’ you say, beginning to leave a trail of hickeys down his collar bone and chest as he shifts uncomfortably beneath you. ‘Lesson number one, you need to learn to be patient. I mean look at you already.’ You pull his hair to lift his head so he look at the state he’s already in.

‘This isn’t going to be much fun for me if you’re done before we even get started now, is it?’

He shakes his head violently.

‘Then let’s see how long you can last for me.’

You slowly ease your way onto his dick, stifling a moan as you take it all in. He isn’t so subtle. He throws his head back, grabbing your thighs and releases a breathy moan.

‘Ah, ah, ah,’ you tease removing his hands from your thighs. ‘Don’t make me tie you up. I can’t punish you if you’re all over me like that.’

Without thinking he whines, ‘Please, fuck, please tie me up.’ He glances over to his bedside table where a long piece of rope lies waiting. You begin to laugh.

‘You little slut,’ you say, reaching over to grab the rope. ‘You wanted this all along.’

You tightly tie his hands to his bedpost, all the while still sitting on his dick. You have to admit, you’re surprised he hasn’t came already. So, you decide to up the action.

Without warning you begin to grind up and down on his dick, immediately receiving the reaction you’d hope for.

‘Mmh, oh fuck,’ Eddie moans, a little louder than you’d expected.

You smirk. It’s time for his second lesson.

‘Lesson number two. You need to learn to shut the hell up. First your loud ass guitar and now this. How about giving the people in this trailer park a bit of peace and quiet,’ you bend down, put your finger on his lip and whisper, ‘shhh.’

You remove your finger and replace it with your lips, kissing his lips, neck and chest while continuing to grind at a faster pace. Every so often his hips jut upwards but that only makes you grind faster.

‘Don’t do that. You wanna be a good boy, don’t you?’

He can only reply with a choked whimper.

‘Then start acting like one.’

After a while of grinding and hair pulling and choking, you too begin to feel yourself become weak with pleasure.

‘Okay, let’s make a deal, shall we?’ you begin, looking down into his tear-filled eyes. ‘If you can hold off and wait to cum at the same time as me, I’ll let you scream as loud as you want.’

The look in his eyes tells you all you need to know.

You use him like a doll until you feel you can go no longer. You look down at him gazing back up at you, his bangs stuck to the sweat on his forehead.

‘You’re so pretty,’ you say without thinking.

And that just about sends him over the edge. His hips jut upwards again, almost splitting you in half as he cries, ‘Oh god, please. I’ve been so good. I’ve been so quiet. I did everything you asked mommy. Please, fuck, please,’ he pleads

You love it when he begs like that. Looking so pathetic but so beautiful at the same time. It’s almost too much for you too.

‘Okay, okay. You have been a good boy. Thank you for that.’ You stare into his deep brown eyes for a moment before ordering, ‘Go on then.’

He doesn’t have to be told twice. Within seconds he’s cumming, and so are you. He screams your name louder than you’ve ever heard him scream it before. And you’re whispering his, trying to keep your composure.

When at last you both come down from your euphoria you begrudgingly lift yourself off him and untie his restraints. You lie on the bed as he practically shakes beside you, breathing in time with you.

‘Well, did you learn your lessons then,’ you ask after a moment of recovery.

Still out of breath, he replies, ‘If it means we get to do that again, then fuck no.’

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #sub!eddie munson #smut oneshot #dom!reader #lord have mercy #stranger things #st season 4 #eddie munson smut

[stinkysam]

Buggy the Clown - Game con.

Warning : none

Genre : fluff

Synopsis : “part 2 of twitch streamer buggy where they met again at some event and buggy just goes all 926:92€:@/&/& cause reader is so beautiful and buggy's so in love with this idiot even if he doesn't admit it??” - anon

Reader : male (he/you)

A/N : Part ONE

Buggy went inside the heavily decorated building as people in cosplay walked all around him. They were unfamiliar faces to him, but to certain of them, he was a familiar one, stopping to ask him for a picture.

It was a small game convention that happened yearly and Buggy had decided to go streaming.

He was walking by the goodies stands with his camera until he heard his name.

He instantly recognized the voice. The chat too.

He turned around, surprised to see you here and his eyes almost fell out of his sockets as he actually saw you. You were in a cosplay as well, a zombie. Your clothes were torn, showing your chest and stomach, bloodied. Your face was bloody and dirty as well but your eyes were shining bright. You looked so hot despite your cosplay.

“Boss !” You said, and he froze as you opened your arms wide before wrapping them around him. “Didn't think you'd be here !”

You were so close. He feared his heart could still be heard over the noise of the people around them. He swallowed thickly and smiled, patting your back awkwardly and remembered about the camera in his hand, putting it back up so they could see what was happening.

“Wh- what are you doing here ?” He asks, voice shaky.

“That's the town I live in.” You said with a smile. “I didn't know you were invited to this con.”

“Of course I am ! I am the best after all.” He smiled at the camera proudly, before pointing it back at you. “But look at you, you're super flashy ! Chat, look at him !”

You grinned, turning on yourself to show your full outfit before posing. Buggy didn't know what to say. You looked so good. All he wanted to do was to shower you with compliments. The silence became a bit awkward before you spoke again.

“You should've come in cosplay too. The chat would've loved it.”

“Maybe I should've. But don't say a clo-”

“A pirate. I see you as a pirate for some reason. A very flashy one.”

“A pirate ?” He hummed, as if to think about it but he couldn't, too busy thinking about you, wanting to talk more with you.

“Yeah, boss, the captain of the ship. That'd suit you.” You said with a nod unaware the chat was wondering if your last words were not you trying to flirt.

“Maybe you're right.” He rubbed his cheeks, contemplating the idea of being a pirate sailing the seas with his crew. You in it of course.

“Well, I'll leave you be. See you around ?” You suddenly said, ready to leave him alone and walk away.

“Wait.” He stopped you. “I was thinking, maybe we could, uh, eat together ? When this is over ? I saw a food stand earlier...”

You looked at him, surprised and nodded with a warm smile.

“Sure. Do you want my number so you can find me again ?” You asked and his heart was beating fast, almost making him shaky.

“Y- yeah. Don't say it ! They'll hear you.” He said, pointing to the camera with his head and you nodded. He pulled his phone out, unlocking it and handed it to you. You grabbed it and began to write your number in his contacts, saving your name with a heart emoji.

“By the way, my real name is [Name].” You said, giving him back his phone. He placed it in his pocket, mentally high-fiving himself for getting your number and promising himself to call you later.

“[Name], huh ? I'll remember it.”

“I hope so.” You smiled, before waving at him and the camera as you walked away, melanging yourself with the other cosplayers. Buggy turned the camera back toward himself and smiled, before walking again as well.

After a few hours, his stream was over, and he did as he said to you, he called you to find you again.

“Allo captain ?” You replied to your phone.

“Ah, my favorite mod, I almost waited for you to answer.”

“Oh, come on, I didn't take that long.” You said, before giving him your location. He joined you and you both walked to a food stand together.

His mind was racing, he wanted to do something but he didn't know if he could. Eyeing you, seeing you smiling and unbothered, Buggy found the courage to make the first move, grabbing your hand and holding it. You only grinned at him, squeezing his hand, and his heart, instead of calming down, went crazy, beating out of his chest.

#male reader #m!reader #one piece x male reader #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #one piece live action x male reader #one piece live action imagine #one piece live action #one piece #opla #opla imagine #opla x male reader #opla buggy #buggy the clown #buggy the clown x male reader #buggy x you #buggy the clown imagine #buggy the clown x reader #buggy x reader

[kyokikikie]

Potions

-> in which Y/N goes to the potions classroom to practice for the upcoming exam, finds Daniel working on a polyjuice potion. (again.)

“I hate the beach but i stand

In california with my toes in the sand”

-Sweater Weather, The Neighbourhood

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It was Y/n’s 6th year at Hogwarts, a year before her N.E.W.T.S which was the final exam in Hogwarts. She passed her O.W.L.S all thanks to Ivy who tutored her for a whole month, though she barely passed potions.

Which was why Y/n was seen carrying her potions textbook, making her way to the potions classroom — after getting permission from Professor Slughorn as students were not allowed to enter classrooms without a teacher or teacher’s permission.

When she entered, she saw a silhouette of a familiar male student, mumbling to himself. “Daniel?” She called out, “Why are you still here? Shouldn’t you be on the train back home?”

Daniel turned around to meet the H/c-haired girl, who placed her textbook on one of the tables. “Well, my sister had work and wouldn’t be able to come home before break ends. Not to mention, I needed to brew this one potion without the use of the book…” he explained. The male rubbed his temples, “ if only i can remember what to do after i put in the Bicorn Horn…”

Based on what Y/n had read in her textbook just moments before, Bicorn Horn is needed for Polyjuice potion. “Is Daniel brewing it again?” She thought to herself, recalling how Daniel secretly tried brewing the said potion a few years back when they were 3rd years as they were not supposed to brew anything like polyjuice potion.

Y/n frowned.

Daniel noticed this and spoke up, “Before you say anything, I have the Professor’s permission to do so. I won't be using a single drop of it.” This calmed Y/n down as the expression on her face became more relaxed. “I-I think you should get some sleep Daniel,” She suggested, “You used to remember every step to every potion before i can say ‘Swish and Flick’.”

“I did though, I just woke up.”

Y/n came closer to the boy and looked at the cauldron. “I think you should heat it up for 20 seconds at a high temperature. Then–”

“Let it sit for 24 hours!” Daniel continued, “Thanks so much, Y/n!” The girl went back to her table, opened her textbook and got ready to brew a potion.

Just then, a cauldron at the side of the room caught her eye. Usually, the shelves on the right were for professor Slughorn's potion that he brewed for the next class or from the previous.

Y/N stepped closer to the said cauldron. “Ah- Y/n, don't go too close. Thats Amortentia, love potion. Professor said it was dangerous pouring it away.” The auburn haired boy went to her, looking at the pink liquid inside.

She perceived a strong scent of fresh cut grass, herbs, and potion ingredients, making her whip her head to the only person she knew who smelt like that.

Potion ingredients? Big giveaway to who it was.

Daniel Page.

The guy who would stop her from doing the most reckless things and always failed to do so.

The guy who would talk to her about potions with passion.

The guy who used to avoid big crowded places as he was antisocial.

The guy who used to be easily irritated by her, not anymore.

“I smell…. (Your choice of scent), what about you?” The boy snapped her out of her trance, “what do you smell, Y/n?”

Just hearing him say her name made her heart flutter with butterflies. Oh how much she wanted to place her lips against his.

Daniel stepped closer to the girl and waved his hand in front of her face, “Earth to Y/n?”

“Oh- right, uh… fresh cut grass, potion ingredients and herbs.” She told him. Daniel furrowed his brow, trying to think of who it was.

He pondered for a moment, eyes narrowing in concentration. Then it hit him. It was him. Of course it was him, no one likes potions that much to have them smell like it.

“Is it…. Me?” Daniel confidently said.

“No.” Y/n denied, smiling.

“It is me!”

“No it isn't!”

“It is!”

“You’re wrong, daniel.”

As the two argued, Daniel leaned closer to Y/n, making her step back but was blocked by one of the tables. “Oh shut up-“ Daniel said playfully. “Make me.” The H/c-haired girl tilted her head to stare at him directly at his hazel eyes.

He leaned closer, his arms on the table for support, “Oh yeah?” A rosy hue crept across her cheeks, she decided ‘fuck it’ and swallowed the small gap between them.

The boy didn't pull away. Instead, he kissed her back. In that moment, time seemed to stand still, lost in the intensity of their connection. Their lips met in a passionate dance, tasting the desire that hung in the air.

After a while, they pulled away, gasping for air. “So, what are we?” She asked, awaiting for a reply.

“That's for you to decide, but for now, you're mine.”

Written by: kyoki/yukiiq (on Ao3)

#harry potter #harry potter magic awakened #daniel page #oneshot #x reader #daniel page x reader #daniel page x mc #potions #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts

[howlingday]

Now that I’m seeing timeline stuff again how about stung knight timeline where all three fell and appear at the dance

Jaune: YANG!

Blake: (Fires at Cinder) Get everyone to safety! I'll make her pay!

Jaune: (Gulps, Clenches fist) Fine. Once everyone is through, I'm coming back!

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Yang: Oogh... My head.

Cardin: You spilled the punch, bro.

Yang: I'm not your bro, bro. ...Wait a minute. Is that... Stop Light by Cassy?

Cardin: Yeah, why?

Yang: I remember that song. I used to love it back... at... Holy shit...

Ruby: Swear jar! And what happened to the punch?

Yang: ...

Ruby: Yang? What happened to your clo- HOLY CATS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YO- OOMPH!

Yang: (Holding Ruby) My baby sister even looks more adorable in my dream~!

Ruby: Yeeeeeng~! Shtop~! Yur imberrashing meeeee~!

Yang: HEY! HANDS OFF MY- Huh?

Yang: Whoa... (Lets go of Ruby) Talk about deja vu.

Yang: What the heck is this? This like some kind of Chrono-Splitter action?

Yang: Eh, I'd think of it more like, uh, Fighter's Forces of Fate.

Yang: So you came back in time to help us fight?

Yang: Something like that.

Yang: Can you prove you're me? Like, REALLY me?

Yang: ...Squat thrusts.

Yang: ...

Ruby: Squat thrusts? What is she-

Yang: (Blushing) Yeah, you're real. (Sighs) Geez, this is freaky. Though, not as freaky as that arm, though.

Yang: Gifted to me by General Ironwood before he-

Ironwood: Before I what, miss?

Yang: (Flinches, Combative stance) Whoa! Back off! We kicked your ass once, and we'll do it again!

Ironwood: We? Okay, until this is sorted, you're under- OOF!

Blake: Ugh... That could have gone better.

Yang: BLAKE! (Helps her up) Are you alright?

Blake: Me?! What about you?!

Yang: Who cares about me?!

Blake: I do! (Holds her close) When you fell, I... I thought you... We thought you...

Yang: I'm okay. (Strokes her hair) We're both okay now.

Yang: Oh... Wow...

Ruby: Aw... Even in the future, you guys are best friends~!

Blake: Wait, is this... Beacon?

Yang: Yeah, it's a long story... I think. I don't know what's going on, but we traveled back in time. I still have my arm, Stop Light is on the playlist, and Ruby's even more adorable than I remember in her dress~!

Ruby: Yaaaang~! Stooooop~!

Yang: So, uh, me and Blake, huh? How did that happen? Or am I supposed to know?

Yang: Well, uh, I don't think it would hurt to tell you guys, but I think it'd be easier if Jaune was here.

Ruby: Jaune? He's over... there...

Jaune: STOP POINTING AT ME!

Jaune: YOU POINTED AT ME FIRST!

Jaune: NO, YOU POINTED AT ME FIRST!

Jaune: NO, I DIDN'T!

Jaune: YES, YOU DID!

Nora: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS!

#rwby #rwby timeline #dragonslayer #bmblb #knightshade #stung knight #jaune arc #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #cardin winchester #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #james ironwood #rwby au

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

Part I ::: Dad's Best Friend, Reiner

Part II

Yep. I'm pumping out more Reiner stuff. Yesterday (Nov. 6) was my birthday and I couldn't get enough of the man. So I started writing again today and he was just wrecking my brain. STILL proofing. My laptop went a little haywire. This will be straightened out by tomorrow afternoon. Thanks for your patience ♡.

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This will be in 2 parts. I'll attach links as I post and finish them up.

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Warnings ::: Flirting with your dad's friend, older man kink (newly discovered, kinda?), accidental exhibitionism, accidental voyeurism, accidental kiss, erection. Implied plus size//chubby reader The good stuff (HA, listen to me) will be in the second part. That's already almost done. I'll probably post that tomorrow morning or afternoon. Enjoy!!

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Part I WC ::: 2,557

It was Thanksgiving break and you were heading home from college. It's always been a big deal with your family to have everyone over to their home and have them leave well-fed.

Well, it was, anyway. Since your mom left last year, it's fallen entirely on your dad's shoulders.

But this was his time to shine. His time to show you and everyone else that he could go above and beyond the regular turkey dinner. You were a little nervous about it. He didn't exactly have the best track record when it came to cooking turkey. But you'd be here to help him out however he needed.

You and your dad's best friend, Reiner. There wasn't a holiday that he hadn't been around. In fact, there weren't any special events that you couldn't remember him being at. He was sort of like a second dad to you. If you had to put a label on it, that's probably what it'd be.

It's been over 4 months since you'd last seen him. You were both at your dad's house on the 4th of July. You stopped by to have a quick burger before you went back to your dorm room. All you remember is that his best friend was really, really drunk, and really happy to see you.

You called your dad as you hit a red light.

"Yell-o?" The voice at the other end of the call said.

"Hi, dad. I'm on my way. I'll be there in less than 30. Do you have everything you need for the great cook-off? Let me know, I'll call when I get clo--"

"Hey! Hey, y/n. It's Reiner, your dad's --"

"Oh! Hi, um, Reiner. My dad's ... best ... friend. W-where is he at?"

"He had to run to the store to pick up a few last minute things. But he'll be back. Either before you're here or right around the same time. S' I guess, just keep coming, uh, home. I'll be here. We'll be here, I meant. See you soon, sweetheart." He said before hanging up. "Y-yeah, ok. Rei-, um, ok. Bye, see you soon."

You suddenly felt really hot in the face. Was his voice always that provocative? Did it always sound like that when you talked to him on the phone? So deep and alluring? Snapping your head from your daydream as the car behind you honked at the green light you were mindlessly sitting through, you drove on to your childhood home. Not sure what you're in for when you get there. But feeling a little giddy about it, all the same.

Pulling into the driveway, you didn't see your dad's truck. But you saw Reiner's. It wasn't huge, but it took up over half of the drive. You loved the color; a deep blue. So dark you couldn't really see your reflection on the side of it. It was nice.

"Hello? I'm here. Dad? Are you home ye--" you called out to your dad. But he wasn't there. It was just his friend, still. Just you and his friend.

"Hey, sweetheart! Welcome home! S'good to see you, baby girl!" Reiner came to you with open arms. You looked at him. He wore a nicely fitting light blue button-up shirt. It was accentuating his very large, muscular arms. Shit, did he always look like this? His hair was a little longer than you remember it being. But it was slicked back as much as he could get it. It was in that awkward phase between too short to get it to do what he wanted and should he get a haircut. You thought it looked fantastic. Even the little bits that hung down against his forehead.

You let yourself be wrapped up in his arms as he pulled you into a close, tight, and very warm embrace. His body was so hard and so soft, simultaneously. It made your head spin.

A little while later you realized he'd already let go but you hadn't, so he kept hugging you until you were ready for him to loosen his arms. He chalked it up to you missing him or missing your dad after being gone from the house for school.

"You ok, sweetheart? *Heh* I don't remember you ever letting me hug you like this. But that's ok. I don't mind. I'm happy to fill in for any dad energy--"

Dad energy? No. No no no no no. You thought. This had nothing to do with 'dad energy'. Maybe 'daddy energy'.

"Not 'dad', god. I just ... s'just, well, guess I missed you. Dad energy. God." You laughed. He leaned down and brushed your hair from your face and kissed you on the cheek. Twice. You hoped he wouldn't notice how your heartbeat quickened. Or your breath got caught in your throat. Or how your face turned a deep shade of pink.

"You good, baby girl?" Nodding you put your hands up on his pecs and it took every ounce of will power to push him away from you. All you wanted to do was drop to your knees and lick his stomach. Just for starters.

"Hello? I see my daughter's car in the driveway! Where is she?" Reiner dropped his arms and let his hands glide down from the curves in your waist and turned quickly. You saw him start to adjust something, but your dad's voice drew your attention away from his best friend tucking his cock away.

"Dad! Hi! Happy Thanksgiving, pops. Thank you for doing all of this."

He hugged you and kissed the top of your head. "Well, I wouldn't be doin' this if it wasn't for my dumbass friend over there. He insisted that I do this. Y'know, to keep things 'normal' and to entice you to come home for a nice meal."

You looked at Reiner. He shrugged his broad shoulders. Fuck, how had you not noticed how hot he was before today?

"Well, thank you. Both of you. I can't wait to get started on everything. Are you working over the break?" Your dad was a veterinarian and often the one who was on call over holidays. Even on his vacations he'd still find the time to work for his patients. He was just that kind of person. You always admired it about him.

Your dad sighed. "I think you already know the answer to that, baby girl." Reiner's head whipped around at the sound of your dad calling you what he had called you minutes before. Maybe he should lay off. 

But your dad called you that. Reiner has been practically a part of the family for over 25 years. He decided to try it out in front of your dad to gauge his reaction to the pet name. He'd go from there. It just had to be the right time.

"Don't worry, though. I sent home fliers about all the foods animals should stay away from over Thanksgiving. And how they shouldn't have bones that can get lodged in their throats."

Reiner choked on his beer. "Shit, shit. Sorry, {Dad’s name}. I ... *aheh*, shit. Never mind. Sorry." You and your dad stood there looking at Reiner, puzzled. You knew what he was choked up about. But your dad was most likely clueless. And that's probably better for everyone.

It was around 8pm and your dad and Reiner were watching football and reliving their high school days. Reliving their game nights when they were in (what they felt like) was the prime of their lives. Reiner jumped up from the second recliner that your dad moved in for him after your mom left. "Go. Go. Go go go go go go!!! YES!! Whooo! Fuck, I love this team." His honey-colored eyes met yours and you couldn't help but get all bubbly in your tummy at the slight squint as he smiled so widely. He genuinely looked the happiest you've ever seen him. And for some freaky reason, that made you happy, too.

"I'm going to grab a shower and go to bed. Can I bring you guys another beer or anything?" You asked, still maintaining eye contact with Reiner.

He shook his head, "'S fine ..." Now! He thought. Now is the perfect time to test out calling you baby girl in front of your dad! "Think I'm done for the night, baby girl." He waited for the ramification of calling you such an intimate thing. But it never came. Your dad just followed suit, "Yeah, I'm 'bout to turn in too, sweetheart." You nodded with heavy lids at Reiner and rubbed your thighs together the whole way as you walked to your room.

Sitting on your bed for a minute, you did your best to compose yourself after that pithy exchange between the two of you. If you could even call it an exchange. All he did was look at you while you asked if they wanted anything before you went to get cleaned up and tucked in for the night.

Maybe it was the way he hung on to the gaze. How he lured you in to maintaining the shared glance. No, it was more than a glance.

You stood inside of your room, feeling no relief whatsoever, and pulled your t-shirt over your head and tossed it on the chair. Unhooking your bra, the little clasp in the front separated without much effort.

All you could think about was Reiner's hands on you. How would he take your bra off? Would he do it slowly and make you wait as he teased you? Would he be frantic and grab and pull it off?

"Fuck. I, I gotta stop. Gotta get a grip on this shit. Goin' to drive myself nuts." Slipping your jeans and panties off in one motion, you kicked them aside and left them on the floor by the standing mirror near your desk. There was a small wet spot on your panties that could only be from one thing: Reiner.

Looking around your room for your bathrobe, you remember that you saw it hanging in the bathroom down the hall. "Sh- shit. Ok, g'na make a run for it. I'm just going to run for it. They're both in the living room watching football. I can do this." You bounced on your toes a couple of times to hype yourself up for the mad dash you were preparing to make. Slowly, you opened your door and stuck your head out to survey your surroundings.

"H-hello?" You whispered, testing the population. "Ok, 'm gonna ... gonna go ..."

From out of nowhere, Reiner's face popped into yours as you stood there, naked as the day you came into this world. Oh, how he tried to not let his eyes wander from your blushing face down the front of your body. But he couldn't. He couldn't make himself look away. He was hypnotized by your curves. How your thighs nestled together. Your soft stomach. The soft, silvery glow of light stretch marks. 

"F-fuck, sorry! I'm so sorry!" He shouted. "I came to tell you that your dad had to go out on an emergency call for someone's horse. Broke its leg or somethin'. Sssshhhhit. I'm sorry. I'll go now that you know where he's going to be."

He was so flustered he couldn't bring his eyes around to yours. He just stared awkwardly at the floor, hoping you wouldn't see how hard he'd gotten over something so simple and awkward as bumping into you at your bedroom door that you were about to make a break from. Granted, you were naked.

"Oh god, Rei-ner! Oh my god!" You yelled back. But it was more out of sheer surprise than embarrassment. Ever since he answered your dad's house phone today, you couldn't get his voice out of your head. And when he hugged you, it was impossible to forget what his arms and hands felt like on you. There’s a 99.9999999% chance you’ll never forget how he smells. But you couldn't really act like you enjoyed exposing yourself to him. Could you?

Reiner finally found his footing and looked you in the eye. He saw your eyes and felt bad that he made you feel uncomfortable. But he couldn't help but notice how your nipples pebbled in the cold air. How they were a lighter shade of pink than he expected. He just wanted to cup them in his hands and roll them between his fingers. Fuck.

"I-I'm sorry. I thought you and my dad were still in the living room watching tv. I - ugh. Fuck." You turned back and grabbed your throw that lay across the foot of your bed and wrapped yourself up in it. You couldn't get away from him fast enough, but he stood right in the doorway.

"S'ok, sweetheart. It's alright. I just came to let you know that your dad's gone and that I'll be here. Least until he gets back tonight. Just lettin' ya know." He smiled his dazzling smile and you felt your heart skip a beat. "I can come back later and ... and ... you can leave your door open." He stuttered out, not entirely sure what he was suggesting. "You can leave it open while you're getting dressed or whatever. So you don't have to worry about me barging in again."

You nodded, "O-ok? That sounds good, Reiner." You whispered, holding the throw clutched to your chest, you managed to look up at him.

"So, are we in agreement that your dad doesn't have to know anything about this?" Reiner asked and you laughed. "Yes, oh my god, that would be mortifying. Let's just keep it between the two of us."

"Ok, sweetheart. Can do." He leaned down and let his lips sit on your left cheek for far longer than a simple smooch should have lasted. As he was pulling back, you turned your face and looked up at him. What you didn't know was he was going to do the same thing to your other cheek and your lips met with his.

They were so soft and warm. You weren't expecting to actually kiss him when you did this. You were going to say goodnight and slip passed him down the hallway. But instead, you just stood there. Initially wide-eyed, your mouth puckered out slightly. When did that happen? When did you push your lips out to meet his?

Reiner stepped back slightly. He didn't look like he was in as much shock as you. But he had a stupid half-grin on his face where your lips had just been. Like his little scheme had panned out perfectly. You couldn't believe you'd just kissed Reiner. Your dad's best friend. He was practically family. Even if it wasn't on purpose.

You both stood there for a moment longer. You couldn't believe how amazing it felt to kiss him. His lips were so sweet and perfect. But you knew it couldn't go any further. Your dad would lose his shit. And Reiner was his best friend. And he was old. Well, not old. But older.

"I, um, I'm going to hop in the shower." You said, quietly. "Yeah, yeah, I'll leave you to it. Sorry, baby girl." He turned on his heel and walked back down the hall.

He didn't sound like he was sorry. He sounded excited. Like he was about to win some kind of prize.

And that prize?

Was you.

Taglist ::: @darkstarlight82 @callm3senpaii @reinerswarrior

#reiner smut #reiner x y/n #reiner x you #reiner x reader #reiner aot smut #reiner attack on titan smut #attack on titan smut #aot smut #reiner braun #reiner braun x you #reiner braun x y/n #reiner braun x reader #aot reiner braun #aot reiner #reiner braun attack on titan #plus size reader x reiner #chubby reader x reiner

[softquietsteadylove]

Hi, it's me (i'm the problem, it's me). Here's a prompt for a new au that I think you can do it justice 💃 Thena is the best onmyoji/jujutsu sorceress in the family and Gilgamesh is the giant entity that serves her, between them there's a connection that runs deeper than the contract that binds them together ✨✨💖 pls i wanna see them being badass and then some soft moments 👉👈

"Uh, so..." Kingo started and then stopped again. He had never been paired with this particular sorcerer for a mission before, but he knew who she was.

Thena, eldest daughter of a very renowned jujutsu sorceress clan. They had cursed energy that was so pure and so concentrated it was called Cosmic energy to some--glowed gold and everything. But aside from her weapons expertise, not a lot was known about her.

"Yes?"

Kingo shifted on his feet. "Do you think it's a special grade, like the rumours say? Or just a level 2 causing trouble?"

"Hm," she let out plainly, and it almost sounded like a chuckle. "I believe even a level 2 is enough to spook the people living in this area. If there is, in fact, a special grade apparition in the area, then I'm certain you and I can handle it."

Kingo nodded; it was a very concise way to wrap things up. So, not the chatty type. He pulled his hands out of his pockets, pulling his own cursed energy into his fingertips.

Thena pulled out the hilt of a sword from the sleeve of her dress. But it took no effort at all for her to create a blade of pure golden light. "Ready."

Kingo raised his hand, pointing his 'finger guns' into the air where he expected the cursed spirit to appear. He just wanted to get this mission done so he could go home.

They waited.

"Where is it?" he voiced aloud, mostly to fill the tense silence.

"Indeed," she agreed, her sword shifting shape from a long blade to a knife she could hold closer to her body. "I believed a level 2 would be eager for a kill."

"Maybe it is a special grade," he murmured as they started backing up. Ajak's deep blue veil was still cast over the area to keep anyone from poking around. "Let's regroup."

"What is it?"

Kingo looked over at his temporary partner. She was whispering over her shoulder--talking to herself? "Uh, T?"

"Something isn't right," she looked back at Kingo, as if she hadn't been talking to some imaginary devil on her shoulder. "I can't sense anything at all."

Now that she said it, she had a point. There was no cursed energy lingering in the air. Even the most basic curses would leave some impression on the area. But this was suspiciously quiet.

"I don't like it either."

Kingo frowned; she was whispering to herself again. He thought her and her whole family were supposed to be super cool jujutsu sorcerers, not nut jobs!

"Kingo!"

He had quick reflexes--he prided himself on them. But he wasn't even fully turned around when the blade of a spear extended past him. He fell forward, cursed energy spilling out from behind him. Oh yeah, this was totally a special grade apparition.

Thena pulled the spear back to herself and changed the shape of it again, her fingers running along the blade of her sword. "It's eaten a lot of people."

"Yuck," Kingo muttered, regarded the writhing mass of cursed energy, a swirling ball of curses with evidence of their once physical bodies still in it. It moved fast though.

Kingo took shots at it as it moved, but it was like a rat king, scurrying around quickly in a completely disgusting way. It scuttle around, avoiding his shots of cursed energy expertly. Even those that hit, only shot off small sections of the main body. He aimed at the small little 'rats' scurrying off the main body as they split off. "Ew, ew, ew!--this is by far the grossest spirit I've ever fought."

"I am inclined to agree." She was a woman of few words, huh?

Kingo ducked and rolled as the ratking spirit shot a few more extremities at them. He took a few more shots in return, but this was getting nowhere fast. He looked at his partner, who was more close range combat than he was. "Thena!"

She turned, barely catching the wave of rats behind her. It loomed over her, but the shadow cast over her wasn't from that.

Kingo skittered back as a massive shadow rose from within Thena's. A cursed apparition like he had never seen before appeared, looming over her and using a single hand to keep the enemy curse at bay. "What the-"

"Gilgamesh!"

The massive spirit materialised more, becoming that of a man, with dark eyes. He had regular hands, but in the same golden glow of Thena's energy, a massive bear paw appeared around his hand. And that was what held the curse at bay.

The curse could use cursed energy? Kingo ran closer, "what the hell is that?!"

"How dare..." the monstrous spirit growled as he held the curses around them at bay. He threw them back, still glowing with cursed energy within his control. "How dare you hurt Thena!"

Kingo ducked as the spirit threw the limb of the cursed spirit and by extension the main body. He looked at Thena, "uh, you brought backup, I see."

She looked at him briefly. "This is Gilgamesh."

That was not the explanation Kingo would have expected to get. But he nodded at the apparition towering over Thena's shoulder, who nodded at him in return. "Uh, hey."

The spirit looked at Thena, bending closer to her. Her hand came up to his cheek, her mouth hovering close to his as she whispered, "friend."

The one word was enough for her guardian spirit, who looked at Kingo again before redirecting his attention to the curse at hand. Kingo also turned back to their current problem. "I guess we'll have to do introductions later."

"Gil!" Thena barked, and the spirit over her shoulder grasped her by the waist before throwing her up in the air. Kingo didn't have time to be stunned before she was on top of the ratking spirit and had both her blades driven into it.

"Holy shit!"

Gilgamesh stormed over, still in the shape of a man but with golden glowing lines like elephant feet around his own. He impacted the ground as he ran at the monster, fists swinging. "Thena!"

What was this thing? Kingo took up the job of shooting at the extremities before they could scurry off and reform into another cursed spirit. "Keep it up you two!"

"Crush it!" Thena ordered from above, hacking and sawing with her blades of cursed energy.

Kingo wouldn't believe it was possible, but he watched as her guardian did just that, bringing his arms around the other being of cursed energy until it was no more. Kingo held up both his hands, shooting at anything that so much as moved. "There are too many!"

"Gil!"

He caught her first, because of course he would. Then he put a hand on her shoulder. He had his own supply of cursed energy, of course. Thena held out her palms, golden needles emerging from them. They all shot out at once, with no end in sight. However much cursed energy she had on her own, Gilgamesh obviously added to it exponentially.

Kingo ended up shielding his eyes by the time the massacre was over. He could understand why they called her the weapons expert; it was hard to create objects out of pure cursed energy. He walked over cautiously, "uh, good work...team?"

Gilgamesh leaned over Thena, pushing some hair away from her face and asking if she was okay even quieter than a whisper.

She smiled and nodded, leaning into his touch. He drifted even closer and she lifted onto her toes to tilt her head up and touch her lips to his cheek.

Kingo averted his eyes. He wasn't embarrassed per se, but he didn't think it was something he was supposed to witness.

"He was my guard."

He looked over, undeniably curious. "Wassat?"

Thena smiled at him, more relaxed now that the imminent danger was out of the way. Her hand remained cradled in the massive palm of her guardian. "He was my guard, once upon a time. When he died protecting me, I...I bound his spirit to mine."

Ohhhhh, he was a cursed apparition in the way a shrine guardian was bound to a temple. She had tied his soul to hers, tethered by their shared cursed energy to keep him with her. It was romantic, in a way (tragic, in another).

"Thena," the spirit rumbled, leaning over shoulder again and pressing his cheek to hers.

She smiled, nuzzling against him just as lovingly. "Gil."

She had a nickname for it?--him. Kingo put his hands back in his pockets as she gave her guardian angel another kiss before beginning the walk back to the edge of the veil. "Were you two...?"

Her smile turned a little sad as the veil began to fall away, revealing the rising sun. "Not in life, no."

But now, in death, it seemed their love was more unbound. There was something beautiful about that, even Kingo could see. He looked over at her massive shadow, where Gilgamesh was happy to float along behind her. Despite literally living in her shadow, they were holding hands.

Kingo chuckled, squinting as dawn reached them. He waved to Ajak, waiting for them. "Well, if I ever ask for a boost like you did today, I think I should get at least one per fight."

Thena just stared at him like he'd spit up a cursed spirit orb. But she laughed, even throwing her head back a little. Her hair caught the sun, practically glowing in its own way.

Gilgamesh smiled down at her, although he held up a hand to keep the sun from getting directly in her eyes. "Love your laugh."

"You're free to ask him," she even swiped a tear of laughter from her eye, "but it's not up to me if he agrees."

#Thenamesh AU #Thenamesh Jujutsu AU #highly recommend jujutsu kaisen for the animation #it's a little intense but damn beautiful #you may know it from some of the thirstiest tiktoks I have ever seen #and listen same #anyway #Gil was her bodyguard #a la Akaza from Demon Slayer if you dabble in that one too #he died protecting her and professed his love with his dying breath #he asked to stay close to her if there was indeed a god listening #but even better: the Goddess of War #Thena put her hand to his chest and said this contract in indefinite #their cursed energy is braided together #like an ourabouros there is no beginning or end #and Gil can socialise a little! #he likes Kingo #thinks he's funny #and he doesn't make Thena uncomfortable even better #Kingo gets pretty used to them #although he does sometimes tell Thena 'stop kissing your boyfriend and make him into a giant crab or something!' #they become a great team! #and Kingo thinks it's hilarious to watch people 'meet' Gilgamesh #I thought a lot about how to write this one #at one point Ikaris is taunting/flirting #Gil emerges like yOu SpEaK tO mY wIfE?!?!??

[merriclo]

you ever realize that you’re the most mentally stable person in a friend group and then just sit there, horrified?

#homie if i’m beating u in mental stability that is tragic #this has happened like three times #and i’ve got a pretty fucked up li’l noggin to my name #uh oh clo’s talking again

[cherrygummycandy]

Lost and Found

A Young!Dr Nefario x reader fic.

(Sort of requested?)

Stepping out of 'Rick's Records', you balance your shopping bag in one hand, and your other previous purchases in the other. In hindsight, hitting so many shops at once was not your best move, but you had some free time. As you return to your relaxed position, having balanced the various heavy bags, you suddenly notice the time. 'Holly- 1:30 already! Jesus, I gotta get going!' You think, and quickly begin to increase your pace. Wearing heeled boots probably wasn't the best move, but god if these shoes weren't groovy!

Just as you neared your turn onto 32nd street, you trip on a rather large crack in the sidewalk. "Aah!" You screech, your numerous records falling out of the bag and fall to the concrete with a sickening crash. You quickly follow the records, dropping to your knees and grabbing at records. You try to shove as many back into the bag as you can, checking each small flat box for any damage. You sigh relived when each record seems to be undamaged. As you stand back up, you hear a sound coming from a nearby alley. You shake off the sounds, figuring it's just an alley cat. However, you hear a sigh, then what sounds like a sniffle.

You furrow your eyebrows at this, and peek into the alley. You can't make out anything other than the various boxes and trash that litter it. Then the sniffle comes again, this time seemingly from behind the commercial dumpster. As you step closer and peer around the dumpster, you're not sure what to make of what you see. A small, yellow, thing... is cowering. It appears to have a small teddy bear with it.

"Uh, hello?" You ask softly. The yellow blob looks up, allowing you to get a better look at it. It's wearing goggles and a small pair of denim overalls. "B-bello...?" It responds, wiping a tear away from under its goggles. "Are you okay, Who are you?" You ask, dropping to your knees in front of it. "Le Bob. Minion es lost-" He trails off with a strange language you can't quite place but somehow understand. "Bob?" He nods. "You're lost, right?" He nods again, and hops up. He continues talking, his small hands waving in various directions. "Okay, slow down, slow down." You say, hands out in front of you. You stand back up. "Alright little man, do you know where your home is, exactly?" Bob looks down at his hands, thinking, before shaking his head. His lips tremble as he begins to wail again. "Whoa, Hey, alright. Do you know anywhere someone might know you, or know where your home is?" You gently pat his head, trying to calm him down. "No, le bob no es-" His eyes land on your bag of records. "La musica! La musica!" He exclaims as he runs to point at your bag. "Musica-,Oh! Rick's Records?" You ask, but the minion shakes his head. He grabs the leg of your pants and points out of the alley. "Chill, tiny bro, I'm coming, I'm coming!" You laugh, grabbing your bag as he practically drags you by the hem of your bell-bottom jeans. After some time of walking, he stops and points upwards. A large sign looms over you, reading 'Villainous Records'. "Huh, I've never heard of this store..." You mumble, as you follow Bob inside.

Entering the colorful shop, you're surprised to see it has a pretty good inventory, but practically no customers. You're snapped out of it when you feel another tug, and look down. Bob points over at a counter, where a man seems to be tinkering with some sort of strange box. "Nefario! Bob amigo!" He says. You walk up to the counter. The man still doesn't seem to notice your presence.

"Ahem!" You cough, leaning forward on the counter. The man jolts up, banging his head on a lamp. "Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to spook you!" You exclaim. "No, No, sorry miss, it's my fault." The man rubs his head a little, before shaking it off. Now that he's standing, you see how tall this man is. He has brown sideburns and a bright outfit. He's kind of... cute. You try to shake off these thoughts. "I'm sorry to say, we just closed." He pauses, but looks up and shrugs. "I guess I could help you out though, even though you almost gave me a concussion." He jokes. Chuckling, you shake your head. "Well, thanks, but uh- I'm not here for music." You motion down, and the man adjusts his glasses and leans over the counter. Bob, who hasn't let go of your pants up until now, waves nervously. "Bello!" Bob squeaks, rocking on his heels.

The man sighs, and dramatically falls back into his chair. He rolls the chair over to a bright red rotary phone and begins to dial. He picks up the phone and waits a few moments, nodding in your direction. The dial tone plays a few times, then stops. "Hello? Yeah, it's Nefario. Are you missing one of your, uh-" He looks back over at Bob. "One of your little minions? Yellow fellas' with goggles?" he waits, listening over the phone. "Yeah, no, I'll ask." He puts a hand over the phone speaker. "Is that one Bob?" You nod. He puts the phone back up. "Yeah, it's him. No, I can't. I would, but I'm on the clock. No- just drive your bike down here, I can't leave. Just cause' the shops closed doesn't mean..." He argues over the phone for a while, before saying goodbye. He spins his chair and rolls back over to the counter.

"Alright, someones on there way to pick him up, where'd ya find him, anyways? His family's been lookin' everywhere." He asks, looking you over. "I found him, crying. Behind a dumpster." You say, looking down to notice Bob is gone. You look to see where he's gone, and see him running in a circle by the door. You tilt your head, confused at what he's doing. The man laughs at your confusion, and you turn to him with your arms crossed. "What's so funny?" You ask. He shakes his head, and calms himself. "Sorry, luv. I promise I acted the same way when I first met the little dudes." He admits. "Little dudes? There's more of, whatever Bob is?" You ask. He nods. "Um-" You look back at Bob, who is now trying to climb a shelf. "Can I ask what he is?". "You're already asking, aren't ya?" The man jokes, leaning back in his chair. His attempt to be smooth fails, as his chair falls backwards, dropping him with it. You burst out into giggles, before shuffling around the counter. The man glares at you from his spot on the floor. "I'm sorry! It's just- well..." You giggle again. The man stands up again and brushes himself off.

"To answer your question, I have zero clue what they are. A friend of mine takes care of em'. They're really not that odd, once you get to know em'." He says. You nod. "Asking a lot of questions, huh?" You nod sheepishly. "Can I ask one?" He looks at you. You laugh, and say. "Your already asking, aren't ya?" You repeat, mocking his accent. He rolls his eyes. "Very funny. But, seriously, what's your name?" He asks. You make eye contact with him, only for him to look away, seemingly losing some of his confidence. "I'm Y/N. who are you?" You ask. He looks up, a bit surprised you actually gave him your name. "Most people call me Dr. Nefario. Or, y'know, you can just call me Nefario, if ya want." He trails off. You smile, before noticing the clock behind him. "Oh! Oh no!" You quickly grab your bags. "I'm so late, god, I have to stop getting distracted." You quickly head towards the door. Bob looks up from whatever he was doing. He runs up to you and hugs your leg, before saying goodbye in his strange language. You smile down at him. "Bye, Bob." You coo, then look back over to the counter.

"Thanks for you help, doc'." You say, opening the door with your foot, smiling cheerfully as you leave. He stands there silent for a few moments, before snapping out of it. "Yeah, uh, anytime..." He stutters, fixing his glasses and returning to his work.

#cartoon x reader #x reader #minions 2 #minions movie #minions rise of gru #despicable me #animated movies #illumination #minions movies #bob the minion #rise of gru #gru #felonious gru #the viscious six #dr nefario #young dr nefario #dr nefario x reader #young dr nefario x reader #despicable me x reader #minions x reader

[countrymusiclover]

26 - Garage Livin'

Part 27

Texas Romance

Tags - @supernaturalgirl30 @bvbwestfall @bubble-blu

Georgie walked over to his meemaw's house knocking on the front wanting to check on his girls even if Y/n wasn't really talking to him. "What are you doin' here?" Connie asked her grandson in confusion.

"Is Y/n here. I was gonna see if she needed anythin'?" He asked not understanding why she was confused considering last he knew she lived here.

Connie shrugged her shoulders showing him a note that was left on the fridge this morning. "She just left that saying that her parents had called her home to talk about something. I figured she'd be back by now."

Sitting on Georgie's bed I hold little Aurora in my arms cradled asleep hearing the door get pushed opened. Georgie's blinked a few times suprise written all over his face that I'm here. "Y/n, hey this is a suprise." He dropped his jacket at the door noticing the clothes scattered on the floor. "Oh uh sorry the cleaning lady didn't come today." He snatched up the clothes tossing them somewhere.

"Sorry to just come in all of the sudden but something's happened..." I trailed off seeing concern on his that either me or Aurora were hurt in some way. "My dad got offered a new job position in the city. His work wants him to move in a couple weeks. He said I could come with them if I wanted but either way I can't stay at my childhood home...could I - um we can..."

Georgie takes a seat beside me on the bed trying to not wake our little girl up from her nap. "Of course you can stay here. You're my family. You're my wife after all...I mean if you still want to be that is....I thought you were still staying at me Meemaw's?"

"I am only for two days...I think I found an apartment I can afford since Dale has been paying us more now." I replied tucking hair behind my ear after I laid Aurora on his bed underneath the covers so I could stand in front of him. Looking at him I started sniffing out tears.

Georgie jumps up to his feet opening his arms seeing me crying. "What's wrong, darlin'?" He wrapped his arms around my waist gently when I started crying more gripping his shirt in my hands.

"My whole life at the moment. Graduated high school, got pregnant at seventeen and now my parents are wanting me to decide...if I'm staying here or moving my whole life to the city!" Burying my face into his shirt I knew I shouldn't be getting emotional over this but I don't know what to do.

Georgie breaks the hug still holding me close to his chest confused. "What are you saying, Y/n?"

"Georgie, I have two weeks to decide if I live here...it would mean that we would only see each on holidays or something...I just...I'm scared. I don't know what to do." I wiped my sleeve under my nose before he draped an arm around my waist opening the door.

"Let's just get you something to eat first.." He whispered kissing my forehead entering the kitchen seeing Missy eating breakfast.

"Did someone have a sleepover?" She teased making Georgie roll his eyes right before Sheldon enters the kitchen.

I waved to him as he went to make breakfast. "Hi Sheldon...I am staying here for a little bit...again."

"Did you and my brother create another baby?" He asked where Georgie spit out his milk blushing alongside me.

Rubbing the back of my neck I wasn't sure why he would ask that question. Aurora was enough of a handful at the moment. "No Sheldon...no we didn't."

Georgie gently tugged my arm whispering in my ear so we could slip away before they asked more questions. "Let's go check out that apartment you talked about. Before they keep at it." Nodding my head I followed him outside changing into some jeans and a green sweatshirt climbing into his truck. The drive wasn't too far from their house so that was good if he came to see Aurora. Since I wasn't sure if we were okay living together again.

Turning the key I push the door opened having one window in the center of the wall. A bathroom on near the tiny kitchen. Georgie closed the door stepping into the small bedroom since the living room spilt. Running a hand through my hair I sit down on the small bed watching him stand in the doorway. "So what do you think?" I asked tilting my head to the side resting my hands on my knees with a heavy sigh.

"It's good. How much is the rent I can help you out." He asked with a small smile on his face wanting to help me out as much as he possibly could.

Twisting his grandmother's ring inside my jacket sleeve I knew it was one of the things I love about him. Even though I am not sure if I can get back together with him yet...not until I decide if I'm staying or leaving this state. "I'll figure that out later, but thank you. Let's go back to your house I'm kinda tired." He offered me his hands tugging me to my feet so the drive home was pretty quiet. Opening the door to his garage I kicked off my boots climbing under the covers seeing him about to leave so I could sleep. Holding myself up on my elbow I whispered softly. "Georgie...would you stay with me?"

"Absolutely...anything you want." He halted in his tracks immediately kicking off his boots nodding a couple times as he climbed in beside me wrapping his arms around me gently. Laying my head on his chest I instantly fell asleep like this.

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I'll give another wip preview since I have quite a few! (I'll reblog the thing again tomorrow and maybe do drabbles then, my brain is just tired right now) This one is from my "Going Feral" one shot for Gojo.

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A shiver runs through you and you smile a bit nervously. “Guess that about wraps up the mission then. We just need to go get the.. artifact.. from the shrine…” Your voice trails off as he gets further and further into your personal space, backing you against the stone wall surrounding the shrine in question. “U-uh, Gojo, you’re getting awful clo-” You choke a little when the man in question is suddenly fully in your space, nearly pressing you against the wall with his forearms resting against the wall on either side of your head. Oh oh the frenzy is definitely still in his eyes. “Gojo?” 

He closes his eyes and takes a steadying breath, seeming to try and rein himself in. Then those electric eyes are focused on you again and he lowers his face closer to you. You’re so close in fact that his warm breath fans over your face. “You like this, don’t you?” 

You stutter, feeling heat rush to your face and well… “L-like what? What are you talking about?” Play dumb, play dumb because there’s no way he’d picked up on how you react to him fighting, right? You’re just coworkers, perhaps friends even. 

“Don’t be coy, you don't think you can trick these eyes do you? I see how you watch me fight, the way your pupils dilate, the rush of blood in your veins-” He smirks seeing how you seem to get more and more flustered as he speaks. “You don’t need me to continue, do you?”

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Roomates

This is my first Fic. but i’ve been reading them for a while. hope you like it. suggestions are appreciated. Please do not Reblog without permission ty!

this is a series.  Pt.1 How it all started

“Warnings: cursing 

14+

Description: You swore that you would never find love again. But will it all change when you enroll at this new school?

Pairings: eren x reader

!NOT PROOF READ!

“Ah!” you say

You suddenly wake up to the sound of your alarm clock going off. Its 7:48 in the morning.

“Sh*t” you say as you grab your clothes. You go to the washroom to brush your teeth and wash your face. You run downstairs, grab a piece of toast, and run out the door so you wont be late for school.

When you finally get to school, its 8:30. you rush into your first class. 

“Today we’ll be talking ab-” the teacher starts.

“Oh! I thought you weren’t going to be here! Everybody this is Y/N, our new student.” the teacher said.

Either the class groaned or sighed. you weren’t sure.

“ Why dont you introduce yourself to the class, and then take a seat.” she says. “Oh, btw im Ms. Pieck.” she says. 

“Uh, Im Y/N and im new.” You say.

“Duh” someone in the class says.

You roll your eyes and find a seat. The only seat that’s available is right next to Eren Jeager. The most popular kid in school. If you ask me, I’d say hes annoying. You sit down, and Eren looks at you and winks. 

After the bell rings you look at your slip to see which dorm your in. When you find it, you go inside. You notice that there is already stuff inside, and its not yours. you clos the door and sit on the couch, and look through your snap. Suddenly you hear the door creak open, and the words slip out of your mouth-

“Eren Jeager” 

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Black Lab (Yandere!Hawks x Reader x Yandere! Dabi) Ch. 3

Find Chapter 2 here!

Find Chapter 1 here!

Summary: You try to get things back to normal, but normal seems impossibly far away.

Warnings: yandere themes, stalking, manipulation, later-nsfw, slight non-con, age gap (kinda)

Note: Woahe, sorry for the wait on that, everyone! Thank you all so much for the support on this, and the patience. I will continue to try to update this semi-regularly, and I’m also gonna try to get a chapter or two of my other hawks fic out as well. again, thank you so much for the love, and please let me know of any spelling errors or anything else that needs fixed :) now, without further ado- black lab

He left shortly after he dropped the bomb, a second soulmate, thanks to your screaming fit. He tried to calm you down, say sweet things to you but they only served to make you feel sicker. 

You holed yourself back up in your room, buried in your pile of blankets and stuffed animals (and a newly acquired, slightly damp towel) that you swore wasn’t a nest, but tried to pry yourself out of it when your mother got home- you hadn’t told her about your Alpha’s visits- she couldn’t afford to take off any more days for you and your problems, and you certainly weren’t willing to stress her out more than she already was.

You heard the dog whining downstairs and the familiar creak of the door, signaling your matriarch’s return, and you bounded down the stairs- sometimes, the only thing that could cheer you up was her.

“You look better today,” she says as she takes her seat in the kitchen, already popping off the cap of a beer, “I’m glad to see you’re not crying anymore.” You both laugh at that while you hold back the ones you can feel burning behind your eyes.

“I’m doing okay… getting used to the feeling, at least.” You rub at the spot- your claiming bite- and she averts her gaze; she seems to hate looking at it, from how she avoids it at all costs. At first, you thought it was pity- her attempt at normalcy, that if she ignored it, it might go away. But after years of her drunken ramblings, you know now that it’s envy. She had always dreamed of the perfect Alpha to sweep her off her feet, to claim her and give her a good life and perfect little babies. She almost had it, too, until her Alpha was a little too heroic and got himself killed. Now she’s old and worn, whittled down from the perfect Omega into your less than perfect mother, who people pass at work and whisper, ‘did you know she’s an Omega?’ in sad tones laced with both pity and malice.

You don’t know which of your fates is worse.

You sit and talk with her for a while, and for those few moments, things almost seem… normal. You’re hesitant to say so, but it’s almost true. At least, if you pretend the earlier part of the day never happened. 

“Maybe you should start going back to school,” She drops the ball, and you roll your eyes. “Oh, don’t give me that- you and I both know that you shouldn’t be missing this much; you can’t just drop out.” Uh, yes, if you very well wanted to, you could- you know plenty of people who dropped out earlier than you did and are doing fine. Well, not great, but fine.

You don’t really want that, though- you do want to go back, but the big bite mark in your neck makes it hard. 

“And how do I get rid of this?” You point to the bite in question.

“Just wear a sweatshirt or something,” you scoff at her. Of course, she’s probably going to tell you you’re overreacting, and that’s not something you want to hear today.

“Can you just fuck off, please? I’m suffering, Mom. Can’t you be sensitive for once in your life.” Now it’s her turn to roll her eyes, but you don’t give her the satisfaction- you just retreat upstairs to bury yourself back in your nest, and if anyone asked, you would tell them you absolutely did not smell that towel… 

A week later and you decide to go to school, mostly because of your newfound "scent blocker" patches. Big, tan things that simultaneously mute your smell and cover the evidence of your body's betrayal. They're close enough to your skin color that most people wouldn't notice them, and if anyone did, you had an alibi for it. You argued with yourself about gender norms or whatever in your own head, insisting that people should just be able to mind their business, but you know what kind of world you really live in, and that a reality where you could just… exist without scrutiny would likely never come to fruition.

Despite these revelations, which you thought you had come to terms with long ago, but still threaten to crush you under their weight, you find yourself setting an alarm for six and trying (albeit failing) to go to bed before one in the morning.

School has always been exhausting for you- the overwhelming smells, sounds, and people just seemed like too much for an Omega like you. But you still make yourself go; you’d always been a strong believer in second gender equality, and going even in your current state is a testimony to that. At least, that’s what you tell yourself to stop from chickening out.

One of your best friends, Denki, thankfully has volunteered to drive you, and has been doing so since you became friends your sophomore year. You lost a lot of people after you presented, and cycled through those who just wanted to get in your pants and others who couldn’t understand your struggles- Denki was a beta, and while he flirted with you, you knew he was never serious, and he always had your back against stupid Alphas or predjudice faculty; he was a true friend, and you were glad to have him.

“You can’t even begin to understand how worried we’ve been,” he said as you hooked your bluetooth up and selected your playlist for the drive. It was your usual routine, and getting back into the swing of things felt… nice. Familiar. “I mean, I get one text from you in like, two weeks! I thought you ended up in the ward or somethin.”

“I’m sorry,” you whined as some indie song glided through his blown out speakers, “I’ve just been dealing with some heavy shit.” 

“Care to share any of it?” He sends you a quick glance from the driver’s seat, and you sink into your spot, wishing it would swallow you whole.

“Eventually,” you huff, “just gimme some time.” He just nods at that. That’s one reason you liked Denki so much- no matter how outlandish he seemed, he always respected your boundaries, and that's the best thing a friend can do, right?

The rest of the drive is filled with whatever hot gossip Denki has decided you need to know- Ochako’s new boyfriend, Katsuki’s suspension, Kiri’s new workout routine. It was a familiar thing, but something felt different about it this time. Was it comforting to know that the world kept spinning, even after yours stopped?

School. School was… school. That’s the only word you’ve ever known to describe it. It was your last year there, and while you didn’t technically have to be there all day, having collected all your credits already, you filled your schedule with fun electives like pottery and journalism- whatever suited your fancy. It certainly made you hate going a little less than you used to, but it was still hard to drag yourself out of your nest- no, your bed- every morning. No teachers asked you where you had been, and none of your close friends bothered to ask, either- likely warned by Denki before your arrival. Another reason you loved him so much- he always stuck up for you.

“Did you start your heat early or something? I thought it had been smelling better in here, but now you’re stinking up the place again.” Monoma gives you a cheshire grin from across the table, and you don’t bother to hide your eye roll.

“God, I was really getting used to not having to look at your face.” Journalism class- once your favorite, but now has become the bane of your existence, thanks to your self proclaimed arch-nemesis. Really though, how out of touch can someone be? Arch nemesis? Please- this isn’t an anime.

“I bet you missed it, though,” you scoff,

“Not even a little bit,” You try to focus on your work, but Monoma seems to have made it his sole goal in life to pester you. At some point, you have to wonder how he’s passing; you swear he hasn’t touched a pencil once this semester.

The rest of your classes proceed as normal, and you, Denki, Kiri, and Mina all head off campus for lunch.

You’re all crammed into Denki’s dingy little car, chowing down on nuggets and fries and choking on laughs, but it still doesn’t feel like it did before. The air is thick with a question only you have the answer to, and you just don’t know if its an answer you’re ready to tell. The acts are all the same, but now everything is different.

Denki had to stay after for supplementary classes, so Kirishima walked you home. It wasn’t necessarily a new thing for the two of you; your houses are the same way, and he was nice company to have when you didn’t feel like being alone.

The two of you had become friends at the beginning of junior year, when Mina had started bringing him around. You were wary at first, as you are of all Alphas, but you knew he was good when he broke his perfect record for you; he punched Monoma in the face. It’s funny to think about now, and if anyone asked, you would’ve denied it, but you were so scared at the time. Monoma and two of his friends had cornered you by the bathrooms near the old wing of the building- an area that hardly got any traffic- and were giving you a hard time. You could tell what they were thinking just by their stench, sickeningly sweet and almost too thick to breathe. When one of Monoma’s hands came down on your shoulder, you could’ve vomited.

But that’s when Kiri showed up.

He rounded the corner, and without a word, his fist slammed into Monoma’s face with a resounding smack. 

Kirishima got hit pretty good that day, too, but even after you managed to scream and kick enough to get them off of him, he still gave you a smile, and promised you that it was worth it, that you were worth it.

You became a lot closer after that- he spent a lot of time walking you to classes, taking you home, and accompanying you whenever you were too nervous to go alone. You were close, very close, but there was always still a gap in your relationship, and you both sadly knew why; he was an Alpha. Maybe you were just as bad as they were, with their stereotypes and prejudices- practice what you preach, right? But it was either that, or the fate you’ve been destined for all along.

Your bite stings.

“I know Denki said not to talk about it, but I just want you to know that I’m always here,” his eyes linger on your neck, and you fight the urge to cover it with your hand.

He knows, you know he does, because how couldn’t he? He could smell the difference the second you got near him, see it in the way your eyes shifted, how you scratched at that patch you weren’t quite used to wearing and the bite mark underneath. He knew because he knew you.

You feel like a sinking ship. The more you try to cover up your cracks, the more water seeps through and threatens to drown you. And right now, Kirishima looks like a life vest.

“I just…” you sigh, and you can already feel the tears prickling at the sides of your eyes. God, you’re so tired of crying- you’re so tired of everything.

His eyes light up at that, hopeful that you might open yourself up to him; maybe you can finally break the barrier between the two of you.

“I’m just tired, Kiri.” You can’t even look at him. You’re a liar and a bad friend; he’s there for you and you push him away. But this is your problem and yours alone- you’ve always been good at saving yourself, so you’re sure you can do it again. You don’t need anyone’s help.

You board up another crack- your boat continues to flood.

And your wall still stands.

Kirishima drops you off at home, not even bothering to ask to come in. You both know what you’d say, even though you wish it could be different. Your dog is so excited to see him, too, but he gives her a pat and heads home.

You hole back up in your room, ready to repeat your cycle- cry, eat, sleep. The days are still a blur, but you survive, and you make it back to school the next day.

It all goes relatively the same; Denki’s gossip, Monoma’s endless arsenry of insults, lunch crammed into a dingy little car, and before you know it, the day is over.

You and Kirishima head out the doors, mindlessly chattering about classmates, and things almost feel normal. Almost, you say, because the side of your neck burns sickeningly hot, and because you can hear the subtle chatter of drama waiting to happen, right outside of the school doors.

A sleek, black camaro is parked out front in the pickup line, and you feel your nightmares being realized. Against it sits a beautiful man with mussed up blonde hair, a shiny silver watch, and blacked out sunglasses, but you can already tell his eyes are on you.

Kirishima’s hand instinctively grabs your forearm, and the man pushes himself off of the car with his foot, careless and aloof, something only someone like him could afford to be.

He’s grinning, but you can tell from the bite in his scent that it’s all but real.

“(Y/N), darling,” he pushes down his shades to reveal those golden eyes, so deep you could get lost in them, “I thought you could use a ride.”

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