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allthingseurope · 3 months

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Devon, England (by Taylor Cowling)

#devon #england #uk #vertical #travel #europe #travel blog

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shiftingplates · 11 months

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*pat pat* come sit on my lap baby girl so you can bounce up and down on my strap while I pull your hair and whisper how good your pussy feels ✨

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peacefulandcozy · 7 months

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Instagram credit: comewithkris

#dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #academia blog #edinburgh #scotland #united kingdom #uk #beautiful architecture #beautiful places #architecture #dark academic aesthetic #streets #travel

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plaguedpriest · 3 months

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Happy valentines every1! 💖

#my art #plagued art #ultrakill #utk #uk #gabriel #illustration #pin up #fanart #fan art #digital art #valentines day #suggestive cw #should i tag this as m/ild n/ud1ty or would tumblr nuke my blog for it idk shrugs

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thesorrowoflizards · 8 months

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taskmaster is such a funny concept though they really said "okay we force five comedians do increasingly pointless, humiliating, and hilarious tasks, while the host bullies them all mercilessly. also the host's assistant is in a slightly concerning psychosexual dom/sub relationship with him, and gets off on the humiliation. and despite all of this it somehow feels wholesome and not Actually Mean. sometimes a swedish man is there"

#taskmaster #sometimes i say something on discord and then i go 'this isf unny enough to me that i shall post it upon hte blog'#no but really this shit is hilarious. the show i mean not me #and what i really appreciate is it balances the mean humor/humiliation with like. genuinely it never actually feels #distressing/or like. anything that isn't genuinely in good fun #like you never get the sense that its not a good time or that any of them are actually hurt in any way #more than like. you know. losing #you know what i mean?#taskmaster uk

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mimizstuff · 3 months

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crawling back to you

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allthingseurope · 6 months

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London (by Sam Quek)

#london #uk #england #europe #travel #travel blog

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soundsfaebutokay · 1 year

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The Amazing Devil moments that made me wonder how Joey Batey is even real

those album credits on Bandcamp where it's just Joey Batey's name listed repeatedly for a ridiculous number of instruments

the beautiful tongue-twisters in Love Run (reprise)

his voice around 5:50 on New York Torch Song: "It starts off like a pin prick, a trick of the light oil slick"—that. was. obscene.

the stunning simplicity of his performance in Elsa's Song

his character work in Two Minutes. His singing is brilliant, yes. But also the acting.

This man really just said with his whole chest, "Sex is better when you're unemployed" and refused to explain anything. Iconic.

wearing a dress and looking absolutely fantastic in it. Case in point: THATW album photos

"Welcome to the storm, I am thunder. Welcome to my table bring your hunger." CHILLS. The very best kind of chills.

the instant serotonin hit of "Could be ghosts or monsters or a robot vampire, I dunno!" Incredible.

Welly Boots and the number of times he's made me cry with it. This man is a hazard.

That part of Farewell Wanderlust. You know the one.

How dare you make me equate romance and tenderness with a that's what she said joke, Joey. How very dare you. The worst of his many crimes, surely.

the exquisite menace of "No no, not I."

burning Nicholas Sparks' entire filmography to the ground with just one (1) love song that lasts all of 6 minutes and 15 seconds

that quiet little "I’m doing fine" that sends me wailing into the wind

"Welcome to ruin." I would keysmash, but that's far too civilized for how that line made me feel.

laughing at himself for making three mistakes that no one else can hear in Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious

the powerhouse musical theater performance of Blossoms. You can hear his facial expressions. HOW.

all of The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace. Just. All of it.

"I will be the man my father never was." SIR.

Just. How are you even real, Joey Batey?

#haberdayyyyy Joey!!!#Joey Batey #The Amazing Devil #music #my faves #my TAD obsession #from right now until it hits midnight in the UK time zone (and maybe past that) it will be all Joey posts on this blog #it's Joey day #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shiftingplates · 1 year

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Tying your hands to the headboard so I can eat you out making you cum over and over, feeling your thighs tremble as you beg me to stop after you cum each time. But then begging me to keep going every time you get close again ✨