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blinkpen · 6 months

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when your sleep paralysis demon is an artist, prone to Moods, (what are you afraid of? tell me what you're scared of)

#mog art #artists on tumblr #zoetrope #demon #monster boy #triclops #sleep paralysis #scopophobia cw #unsanitary cw #(don't know else what to tag giant imaginary germs as? let me know if there's something better for that)#bugs #when the character who is so tumblr husband coded has unironically cool/creative powers and shit #god zoetrope WOULD kin the fuck out of gonzo wouldn't he #gonzo you know the muppet #the one from space #maannn i saw that movie in theaters and there was pizza there? and it was SO BAD it was SOOO BAD my dad-guy at the time who was normally al #'i paid for this you eat it' was like about to yell but then he took a bite and was like '...okay you dont have to eat that'#'in fact DON'T eat that i'm throwing this away' like that was insane for him to do #what was i on about? oh yeah. muppets.#wait why w

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hailsatanacab · 6 months

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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attleboy · 4 months

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What if Pomni got mesmerized by Caine swinging his stick around and chomped it?

thank you anon for your genius...

bite and shake him and bite and shake him and bite and shake

bonus individual frames and some concept sketches i made for my personalized caine design! :)

it was fun, but i think i'm happier with simplified version i used for the comic... it pains me to take away his thigh high boots but idk if i can make them work </3

#my little tug of war champ....#wait why is it called tug of war and not war of tug??? huh #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #caine #tadc comic #my art #my animation #gif #anyways hiiii finally done w exams so we are back in busines for the next couple weeks at least #chompni

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egophiliac · 1 month

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my absolute delight at seeing that the riderboys DO in fact have special magical girl transformation sequences --

(now if they really wanted to commit they would go full sailor moon with the ribbons and bubbles and sparkles, hint hint toei)

#art #ride kamens #the most important thing to come out of the op bar none #'but what about the plot reveal and the villains and the --' BAR. NONE.#wait no they also showed that kamui does have the dangerous zombie spine on his back so that's two important things #(i am worried about leon though. w-why did he get a big glass crack effect over him. leon are you gonna be okay)#(the game hasn't even started yet and i'm already worried about him)

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lostlavenderer · 12 days

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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

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randomminty · 7 months

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Enchanted by akatsukis princess carryisms

#art tag #enstars #wait can i tag akatsuki. what if thats naruto.#keito hasumi #souma kanzaki #kuro kiryu #i like posting non pokemon stuff here than twt bc of the tagging system </3 feels safer #waiting for akats climax event is like pulling teeth i really thought theyd be next i couldve never predicted 2wink #GOOD for them tho i love 2wink. yutas finally free from 5 star jail #i love posting a buncha pokemon then a random non pokemon thing im unpredictable. i keep you guessing. i draw the same 3 enstars characters #i only scheduled this bc i just posted smth i feel like i should let it breathe first #ok thats all. gotnight #edit i forgot to make it as clear as possible the only thing i ship within akats is kurokei </3333 i dont like shipping souma w them #which is why kuro and keito get a whole 3 drawings together. spoiled

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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violemnce

Text from each panel in order:

"Hello?? My order..?"

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"I guess you all must-a been VERY happy that Pep went inside [the tower] scared instead of angry"

"What do you mean by this, little gnome man?"

"Oh! Just that he is-a good with weapons! Knives, butcher knives, you-a know; Kitchen things! Sharp things! Very glad no one was hurt!"

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"little gnome man, I must head home. Good day to you."

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courviknight · 4 months

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happy holidays and a happy new year, @ko-rka!! i am your secret santa for @fmasecretsanta ^^

i drew for you emo punk ed fashion, cats, and stars... and let me tell you, it's been SUCH a pleasure drawing as i've listened to your mcr playlist!! i ended up liking a lot of songs on spotify back-to-back, but some of my favorites were "to the end" and "sleep"

i hope you like it, and i'm wishing you the best for the new year! :]

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #i do apologize for making you wait for so long!!#and thank you again for the playlist!! i literally listened to it going like... why did i put off listening to mcr again this is literally #the type of music i've been looking for YEARS... the rock instrumentation and the raw vocals?? i have been missing out!!#its definitely going to occupy some brain groove for the foreseeable future... im looking forward to it >:]#i also hope ed's fashion is okay!! i think ed would have pins enforced w bottle caps to make em last!#i also imagine him to be the kind of person to embroider designs he thinks will look cool & also to repair his coat which #i imagine he loved ragged but refuses to replace; the top right img is based off of a time i left my coat out and a cat was sleeping in it #when i came back... joy be upon ye cats

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gendrie · 25 days

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lyanna gets written off as a more “feminine” version of arya when lyanna is genuinely MORE associated with “masculine” pursuits than arya lol lyanna seems to have had some skill with a sword and she was trained in jousting too. arya has neither. lyanna dressed in armor and rode in a tourney as a knight for all the realm to see to make a point. arya was forced to pretend to be a boy for survival.

everything we know suggests lyanna was quite an aggressive and defiant character. in some examples, explicitly more so than even arya (ie: bran’s weirwood vision where she beat benjen’s ass). not a damn thing implies she was secretly ladylike and everyones just ignoring it

#asoiaf nonsense #this is also why i think theres no way lyanna stayed in that tower willingly tho #i know thats controversh but lbr #arya wouldnt of stayed put and waited patiently just bc she was pregnant #and i think r/l had a mutual affection #that will play out more romantically than many want to admit #despite all the issues #but that doesnt mean there was no conflict b/w them #even ned says it: she wanted to come home

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nightseeye · 3 months

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Chappy 3 centaur time!! Post train crash Toma goes missing (hiding from Catnap, as the redsmoke probably outright kills smaller toys) for most of the chapter, and Player gets a leg injury! No more kicky for them :]

Lots of dream sequences are different, no Kissy Missy attack (though she still does surprise, shes just not trying to maul you this time). Probably Catnap tries to convince the Player to follow the Prototype at some point, idk

#little guys will see a tall creature and go ''anyone gonna ride that?'' n not wait for an answer #honestly Toma goes on its own little side quest but youll see it occasionally #i mostly set it off to the side bc yknow how if someone uses too much anesthesia on a person itll kill them? yeah. that #poppy playtime #poppy playtime oc #poppy playtime au #centaur au #catnap #kissy missy #nighty arts #sketch #dilly dally donkey #i think dilly maybe knew or interacted w the smiling critters at some point. why?#well i want dogday to say ''Don't dally Dilly" before getting puppeted. for the emotional damage 💖

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pixlokita · 1 year

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Ay yo I checked the date and it has been literally a year since I drew THIS so! Just wanted to see how much I’ve improved ;w; I’m actually pretty happy with myself rn and I hope I can keep getting better and better ^^✨🌸 this has nothing to do with my AU it was a separate thing I drew when the game came out because of a glitch that made Gregory’s eyes blueish purple and black ? I still love that- alright 2023 les goooooo!!

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arvoze · 7 months

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the fool & the tower, for the PMDWU tarot event/art gallery :-] keith & xurkitree

#pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #cacturne #xurkitree #my art #keith #(xurkitree is just... called xurkitree)#i was going to make a third one but didnt end up going through w/ it #i have been sitting on posting these for a MONTH cuz of waiting for the showcase.... i did keith at the start of sept i think #anyways. writers union hiii hiii twirls my hair #i did them both from memory which is why xurkitree's hands are actually incorrect #but i've kind of just settled on those being MY xurkitrees hands. for now

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mealbits · 1 year

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fucker draw silver the hedgehog

silver is so cool i wish white boys were real

#wait....[looks in the mirror]#also haha. i realized my style completely changed durring the period where i wasnt drawing sonic art so heres like the 3 most consistent #styles i remember using lol #oops ! all inconsistency #ask #request #ALSO RATTO IS MYFRIEND MY BUDDY THATS WHY IM CHILL W/ HIM WORDING IT LIKE THIS LMAO

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soadscrawl · 15 days

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that post i just reblogged actually reminded me but if u ever see me drawing this box on lances hip and ur like wtf is that its his insulin pump hehe haha

#ive been meaning to make lance-specific diabetes stuff i just havent yet #soad.txt #voltron #my art #you may be asking 'wait kieran i thought keiths just like you fr why is lance the one w diabetes'#and all i can rrally say is that diabetic characters just have a vibe and u know it when u know it #anyways

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writer-room · 15 days

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I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitsu master #egalt #text post #talk #dragon lloyd garmadon #the real likelihood is that the writers just quietly brushed that little fact aside (im so sad abt it)#but i think its infinietly funnier that lloyd went down the spinjitsu master route #it just never came up. no one asked. and hes not a COMPLETE dragon so like. why bother telling egalt #the whole time i was waiting for egalt & rontu to b like 'WHO in their SPINJITSUDAMED MIND trained you'#and theyre just like 'oh this guy named sensei wu hes lloyds uncle hes like a master' & egalt is like 'sounds like bs'#then arin as a huge nerd pipes up like 'AND HES THE FSM'S GRANDSON :D'#to which rontu and egalt break their necks whirling around like 'THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE PUNK IS W H A T'#egalt straight up refuses to believe it. rontu is very quickly doing the math & freaking out abt it #wherever these guys are from it might not even be ninjago so like they might not even know the fsm had sons #rontu: im sorry. so youre the grandson. you are aware your grandfather was half dragon half oni. right?#egalt in the background 'THAT BOY IS N O T A DRAOGN I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT'#lloyd blinking owlishly like 'oh yeah i guess so. im only like 1/4th tho'#'BOY YOU ARE 1/4 OF ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS IN FCKING EXISTANCE'#'YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMASTER'#the midlife crisis these dragons would have. the crisis the kids would have realizing this #lloyd now cannot go 3 minutes without someone asking 'is there any world-shattering fun facts abt yrself you wanna share'#the fun part is that lloyd forgets all of those informations bc its like. a normal day for him #no one tell wyldfyre she'll flip

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dazaistabletop · 7 months

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They took all the money supposed to be used in Akutagawa's death scene to use on his revival

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