talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....
sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.
zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")
human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"
wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic
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When Danny hides his corpses along with Elle and Dan.. those fucking Archaeologists are persistent little shits then shenanigans happens..
He hide them in the Antarctica, where barely any humans goes beside a couple groups of persistent scientists living there and the hidden society of cannibalistic humaniod yetis....
There was no way anyone could find their bodies under 60 feet of snow and frozen millennium ice...
Ancients be damned 4 months later, danny felt a disturbance in his hidden grave only to see History News found 3 preserved corpses perfectly intact in a solid crystallized looking coffin the God damn Antarctica.
Took him a solid 5 days to find the right God forsaken headquarters of those Archaeologists who already send their bodies to gotham...
He about to flip his lid, especially as it was getting to him very badly... by how sleep deprived his ghost side was being to the point that the disturbed.. eldritch part of his very being was slipping a bit..
Then the truck driving with their corpses got stolen by some low grade wanna be villain by the name of 'the penguin'.
Who has his goons trying to break the crystal coffin into pieces with how priceless it beholding.
Danny brought Elle and Dan into this because he doesn't know gotham and three heads work better then one with the search out.
By the time, they actually found the Right fucking Hideout; because how many fucking hideout does a fucking penguin needs.
They were too late by a fucking hour, because of course something had to take their coffin.
Penguins already look arrested and it seem Batman got their coffin, whom had sent it to the Watchtower to get analyzed after they found a heart beating after 40 minutes to the batcave..
Danny wanted to ghost screamed by then...
(Wayyy later in the plot that I'll never finish)
Constantine whom is about to drinking scotch whiskey before it slapped by the ghostly eldritch child who shoving an glowing green smoothie in his hands for the 3rd time.
He look at them with a begrudgingly look who glares back at him with the similar mom glare looks before he sighed and drink the smoothie.
He ain't admitting it taste so much fucking better then his usual whiskey for shit.
Meanwhile Elle is enjoying having a younger halfa to bother even if his core is all types of fucked up and looking worse then a apple that fell off the ugly tree, got shredded by a wood chipper, mashed back together and then peeled off by a potato peeler before stomped on.
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First of all middle school deku makes friends is hilarious 10/10
Secondly, im thinking about Izuku making friends w this birdbath girl then later working closely w hawks
His only thoughts “my friend from middle school would be loser her mind right now”
no cause I’m thinking about that tooo like he’s just always quietly losing his mind with any hero he meets
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"54" - Adel Bouteldja photographed by Baldovino Barani for FACTORY Fanzine
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today I randomly decided to drop everything and make a custom emote, the result of which I'm kinda more obsessed with than everything else I've ever made combined, so. I present to you. free to use. Him
[Image description: an emote of Red Robe Barry from The Adventure Zone, based off the pleading face emoji. He's a shadowy disembodied head with big watery eyes, no mouth, and a red hood. End description.]
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"everything is blue (gray)"
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AHHH SUPERSONS ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID TO YOU !! no be damian did NOT deserve that- so in my mind they're still the same age even if jon left or not-
bro they're literally like sun and moon / opposites attract soulmate!! platonic or not they are literally made for each other man their dynamic works so well AND DC JUST TOOK IT AWAY-
i could go on abt how much i hate it but i'm reading the comics rn so i wanna draw them more maybe
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I will put these ones on here because I like them
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