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hauntingblue · 4 months

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Hody should have known to shut up before saying he wants to be pirate king.... now it's personal

#you wanna be pirate king? *obliterates 50000 of your men*#if i was nami i would have complained aboy luffy not doing the other 50000... like lets be efficient and focus on the big guys please....#these divas wanna show off??? i am taking a break then have fun #zoro took off his top already se.... showoff... slut.... who said that #i love how robins signature move is to snap necks.... like yes girl efficiency thats what im talking about #so it is true that sanjis training was just running lmao #well and the recipes #arrogant bastard!! boo!! HAHAHAHA #la jamba diabla!!!! missed it #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 555

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spiderzlover · 4 months

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The 00p book club💧💧

#Goodbye to Shiver's coupons LOL #Wish they didn't just ignore them like that.. oh well #Driest dialogue ever but hey!! books!!#Shiver totally cries reading sad shark books and Frye.. she's reading recipes #so relatable #splatoon 3 #splatfest #splatoon #leyko drawz

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poleriri · 2 months

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gideonsgirldick · 2 months

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I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.

Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #like its litrually a recipe for success #houses with specific personality traits that are easy to attach and easily marketable #enemys to lovers #the lore oh GOD THE LORE #girlies should be going nuts for it but for some reason everyone hates women and thats the true tragedy here #and lesbians. they also hate lesbians #maybe its for the best. they could barely handle Catra so i dont think theyd handle Harrow very well #both a blessing and a curse. not popular enough to be able to buy merch at a convention but at least we arent getting garbage hot takes like #the she ra fandom did

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cooltuna69 · 2 months

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The green rain in 1.6 is so funny. The weather guy is confused with this anomaly that has never happened in the valley before the farmer set foot in it. On that day the tv stations are green statics. Everyone is scared, either taking shelter in Gus's saloon or staying by their family's side, fearing the worst.

And then you step out and it's just Moss

#stardew valley spoilers #kudos to Demetrius for taking samples in his hazmat suit #but I'll drink my moss soup to Linus and his moss bed #I was seeing people talk about green rain here and was shitting my pants #but then it happened and was actually kind of fun #stardew valley #sdv #my only beef with it was that I missed a recipe bc of the green statics but oh well #I can always catch the repeat

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 1 year

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“mia why did it take you 45 minutes to make an instant noodle”

well uh

well

look i got more ingredients in my kitchen than good sense okay

#i have friends to hang out with and projects to finish but no ridiculous pot noodle brunch is what my brain says #food #there really isn't recipe unless you want the recipe for the tea eggs or the beef shank #the tea eggs are an easy search online and the beef shank..... gonna have to interview my mom about that #well you know the saying #either the ancestors airdrop the correct vibes into my brain or i eat bad soup those are my options

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bomberqueen17 · 3 months

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RIP to the OG

Alas! Broadway star and legend Chita Rivera has died aged 91.

My cat is named for her, and it's a funny story I feel I should share. See, in 2007 or so, Dude was working for the local alt-newsweekly (remember those?) and during the time he was there, Chita Rivera was scheduled to come to Buffalo for a show. The theatre editor was so excited about this that he insisted on having a 52-week countdown on the theatre page, which annoyed the graphic design department enormously because that page otherwise had a static header.

But it became a running joke. "ONLY FORTY-NINE WEEKS UNTIL CHITA RIVERA!"

The theatre editor was so excited he commissioned a mural of her to be painted on his dining room wall.

I'm not sure how this came about, but somehow she was offered and accepted an invitation to come to his house to dine on the night she was in town. I cannot imagine painting someone on my dining room wall and then inviting her over, but I also have never been the theatre editor in an alt-newsweekly; there are many things I have not experienced in life.

In the midst of this, that's when Dude and I got our kitten. It was like-- of course we had to name her Chita. So we did. But not just Chita. She's Chita Rivera, which confuses the vet enormously, because neither of us have the last name Rivera. "She's not related to us," Dude explained patiently to the vet receptionist, who did not find this enlightening.

Anyway-- she was apparently a wonderful guest to dinner, the show she came to do was delightful, it all went swimmingly. She apparently was not at all disconcerted by the mural of herself, which I suppose if I were a legend I might also not find that disconcerting.

And while she was there, she told them her margarita recipe. I have made this recipe on several occasions and please serve it over a lot of ice because it will kill you otherwise. It is refreshing and actually really delightful to drink. It does not taste as strong as it is. It is incredibly strong.

Lo: The Chita Margarita, in memory of the realest of them all.

Take 1 can of limeade concentrate and empty it into a pitcher. Refill the empty can with tequila, and add that to the pitcher. Now refill the empty can with cheap beer-- Corona will do, something pale-- and add that to the pitcher.

Voila! No, this cannot be scaled down. Please serve it over ice.

Rest in peace, legend!

#chita rivera #dolores conchita figueroa del rivero #obituaries #cocktail recipes #a life well lived

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ladyofthenoodle · 11 months

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marinette finally works up the courage to tell adrien the truth about his father and he’s just like “i know” and rips off his jacket to reveal the peacock miraculous

#marinette coming clean about gabe is the new marinette confessing her love #i hope she writes him a letter about it and mixes it up again and some rando gets akumatized because they think their dad was hawkmoth #meanwhile adrien thinks marinette really wants him to make her this recipe for clam chowder and spends the day searching for fresh clams #why did i put this in the tags it’s funnier than my actual post #ah well too late now #miraculous ladybug #ml recreation #noodling

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unpretty · 1 day

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in 2021 i tried to make rhubarb jelly and flower jelly out of red clover and pineappleweed. unfortunately i fucked up my pectin and the flower jelly didn't set at all while the rhubarb jelly set way too soft. the rhubarb jelly was still salvageable enough to can so not a total loss. in 2022 i tried to make dandelion jelly but overcompensated after the last disaster and fucked up my pectin in the opposite direction, resulting in a dandelion jelly that is almost a gummy. i mean i still use it but this is Not correct. in 2023 i did not bother making jack shit because i still have all this fucked up jelly i need to eat and i was tired. this year i am determined to try again but i will admit that my track record does not inspire confidence.

#original #i am using a jar of low/no sugar pectin and trying to follow the included directions #but it has not gone well #also every recipe i find uses pomona pectin for some reason #where are the recipes for big name brand no sugar pectin. i am suffering.#anyway maybe i will even try chokecherry again or even something with rosehip if i manage to actually catch them at the right time #i never do though #i want to dry my own dandelion root but my singular attempt was a dismal failure

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pitchblackespresso · 3 months

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Cooking Lessons

For @zelinktines24 Day 8 - Bonding

#i technically had the idea for this before the prompts list was released #but it fit too well with “bonding” to pass up on #anyway i imagine zelda isn't *bad* at cooking per se but rather doesn't care for it #link probs tried to teach her more recipes but this is the only one that stuck #which is fine because link does all the cooking anyway (and you can't change my mind)#zelda #totk #zelink #zelinktines24 #zelda comic #link #my art #my comic

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milkweedman · 8 days

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Knitting a freehand bag and started wondering how often people even use patterns, anyway. So--how often do you use a pattern when you make things ? This include knitting/crochet/sewing/weaving/nalbinding/bobbin lace/tatting/etc but also things like woodworking, cooking, and baking. If you want to just pick the thing you do most often that's fine.

I personally do not use patterns as I find them far more confusing than just figuring out the construction of an item and simply making it. I do very occasionally browse ravelry for inspiration but have downloaded maybe 2. In the 5 or so years since I joined. And have followed exactly 1, which I modified every single aspect of. In my defense, dyslexia.

#poll #knitting #crochet #weaving #tatting #sewing #quilting #nalbinding #bobbin lace #cooking #baking #theres just SO MANY patterns out there and i kind of dont understand why... who is using them ???#they are so hard to follow even when written well #i get that thats dyslexia talking and not true for most people but it still baffles me #i also dont follow cooking/baking recipes but in a different way #the issue for crafting patterns is that i cant read and so i cant figure out what the hell im supposed to do #but recipes are usually lists and dont have tons of abbreviations and dozens of steps #so i can kind of read recipes but i just like doing my own thing and also have been burned by recipes before #so even if i try following the recipe as hard as possible i will inevitably change some things #like what about the whimsy. also i will use a butter wash after taking this out of the oven i dont care that it says eggs #and while i dont do legos anymore i was the same with that too. we got a kit once and my sister loved following each step #oh my god. the worst. i would covertly make other things with the remaining pieces while she assembled the thing #i do think that were i not dyslexic i would still not follow patterns #like i said i just prefer to do my own thing most of the time

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sinnabee · 9 months

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INGREDIENTS:

2 cups evil boredom

3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)

1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)

1/3 cup brainrot

*1/2 cup distilled back pain

**(un)diagnosed mental illness

*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)

**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)

INSTRUCTIONS:

First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.

Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.

Add in your pain of choice and mix well.

Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)

Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)

Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.

Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)

Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.

Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.

Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!