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minkymeatshop · 1 year

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two freaks crash princess prom

words: 4458 (eep!)

content warnings: mentions of cannibalism (? dubious, they're not the same species), mentions of death

etc: cainatrouble, has some very veeeery flirty moments lol but overall is just regular plot like its not fluff or angst. this thing sprang to life in like a day!!! idfk how it happened?? anyways i wanted to come up with something to explain WHY dt has a cameo in princess prom and it just spiraled into this. since it takes place in season 1 the two of them aren’t officially together yet but you know how lesbians are “official” means nothing

tags: @halsdaisy @sennamybeloved (reminder to please send an ask if you want to be added!!!!)

Stretched out in one long shape and draped over the bed, Double Trouble sighed, pressing the backs of their fingers against the floor. Tissues littering the wood were inches away from their nails.

Upside down, from the terrible reality TV show they were watching, there was a lady crying on their screen. “But I love her! You can never keep me away from her!”

“Ugh, so true, Maria!” Double Trouble sniffed, wiping a mascara-streaked tear from their eye. “You go, girl!” They shoved themself off the bed, turning to sit on the floor. One cheek squished into their hand and they tilted their head, tail curling behind them. “God, I wish that were me.”

Their phone was lying faceup on the ground. They’d read the messages off the lock screen and were now refusing to open them.

2 Messages from Devena

sorry this is so last minute but i cant take u to princess prom

im going with marlow.

Double Trouble had been moping for the past three hours, which still was not long enough for a marathon of this terrible show to finish.

“Why, God! Why me,” they sighed, blowing their nose. Their phone buzzed again.

1 Message from Devena

im sorry i rlly hope we can still be friends

They looked over, somewhat despondent. “Hmm… why are you so obsessed with me, babe? Go back to cuddling Merlot or whatever her stupid name is. God.” Double Trouble might not have remembered the new girlfriend’s name, but they certainly remembered those amazing shoes—

“You know what?” They punched the ground, moving to a kneeling position. “Screw Devena! Screw Margot-whoever! I’m a bad bitch, I don’t need her!” Snatching their phone from the ground, they rose to their feet and punched in a dear friend’s number. They raised it to their ear. “I’ll show those motherfuckers.”

The line only rang once. “The fuck you want?”

“Oh, Cainabeth! Hellooo…”

“I said the fuck you want?”

“Well, do you remember that girl I was dating?” Double Trouble twisted a strand of blonde hair around their finger. “Devena?”

“Which one?”

Double Trouble scowled. “The tall one? Purple? Kinda spiky?”

“Yeah, yeaaaah… suuuure…”

They let the line go dead for a moment. “The way you are drawing out your words makes me sure that you do not remember. Anyways, it’s not important. She broke up with me over text!”

“Don’t get your panties in a twist over it. Um.” A slight crackle in the silence. “Well, there, there—“

“I don’t need your sympathy.”

“Why the fuck did you call me then?” Cainabeth sounded like she was rapidly losing patience.

“We are going to Princess Prom.” They said it with such an air of finality, there was no way she could possibly refuse—

Cainabeth barked a loud laugh into the phone. “What? No! The fuck? Did I miss something? Because I’m pretty sure I’m not a fucking princess! You needed Devena to get in.”

Double Trouble felt a twinge of annoyance. “I don’t fucking need her! When has not being allowed in a place ever stopped me before?”

“Why do you want me?”

“Um, hello? You’re hot, and rich, and way sexier than her new girlfriend.” They paused, and then added, “Also, there will be food.”

There was a twinge of pride in Cainabeth’s voice when she responded. “I’ll pick you up at eight.”

“I knew you’d agree, darling.”

“Don’t push your luck.” She hung up immediately.

Double Trouble lowered their phone, and then spun around in place, slinking off to their mirror. “Oooh, I’m going to Princess Prom with Cainabeth! I need to start planning my outfit. Of course I already had one planned, but now I need to match Cainabeth instead of Devena… hmm, I think I’ll wear that coat my ex left at my house…”

—

“You look gorgeous,” Double Trouble cooed, resting their hand on Cainabeth’s arm. She ducked her head, but not without a smile. “Whatever.”

“You know I adore your style, darling. Such individualism! I would totally hire you to costume my next production.” Their fingers crept up Cainabeth’s upper arm, elbow to shoulder, and they ignored the hitch in her breath.

“I don’t really care how I look.” Her long black duster had feathers—her own?—sewn on the collar and cuffs, with long slits up the back to accommodate her wings. The ruffled velvet dress was fairly low-cut in the front, an amount of daring she never was on any normal day—but then again, this wasn’t a normal day, was it? Still, though, she was wearing her signature black gloves.

“Those shoes beg to differ.”

Cainabeth’s ears went red, and she rocked backwards on her platforms as if embarrassed. They had to be at least four inches, and nearly made her as tall as Double Trouble. Nearly.

“They’re honestly to die for.” Double Trouble tossed their hair. “At any rate, the two of us are hot enough to make a statement.”

Cainabeth turned to look at them, her eyes taking in their crop top, short skirt, and fur coat, and stepped in towards them, wrapping her wing around their shoulders. Her fingers took hold of the ring on their choker. Ooh. With a giggle, they leaned in closer—

Her hand released the metal ring, and pressed flat against their chest, the dark leather warm against their skin. “Are you… cold?”

“I’m fine.” Double Trouble lied, shoving her off of them. Cainabeth blinked, and her wing slowly lowered, folding back behind her.

“I just thought, well, fuck, you’re cold-blooded and this place is made of ice—real fuck-off design. God. Who the hell wants to live in a palace made of ice? And you’re… not wearing a lot.” She wouldn’t meet their eyes.

“I am fine, sweetcheeks. Do you really think I’d have as much of an impact all covered up like you?” They made a show of looking her up and down. “I mean, you work it, but—”

Cainabeth bared her teeth, and Double Trouble noted a speck of gristle stuck in them. “Don’t fuck with me. I will literally bite you, bitchass.” They winced. Her breath smelled rancid—Double Trouble didn’t want to know what (or who) she’d eaten this morning.

“Chill. That wasn’t an insult.” They raised their hand in a placating gesture, their tail curled behind them. “Besides, you’d need to wait a couple hours for my body to start decaying in this temperature.”

Cainabeth’s hands went up to smooth her hair back. When that dark curtain pushed back over her shoulders, her tiny jawbone earrings were visible. Double Trouble didn’t understand it—she certainly had jewels in her inventory. Why not wear those? Why the obsession with the bones? Her hair fell back into place quickly enough, obscuring the jewelry again.

“Whatever,” she muttered. “Go hurry up and enjoy yourself. I’m getting out of this place as soon as possible—ugh, do I have to take you home?”

“Would you be a dear?” Double Trouble batted their eyelashes.

“Fuck you.”

—

Getting into the ball had been a cinch. Double Trouble had simply shapeshifted into one of the Princesses who wasn’t there yet, then snuck in with Cainabeth on their arm. No one was bothering them—there were so many Princesses here, there was bound to be somebody one wouldn’t recognize.

“Your ex is gonna rat you out if she sees you.” Cainabeth’s arms were crossed, and her head was turned away with an inscrutable expression. “I mean—you have shown your true form to her, right? You didn’t date her as someone else? That’d be low, even for you.”

“You’re always the pessimist! She does know me in this form, but she won’t tattle if she knows what’s good for her. I have all the dirt on every single girl I’ve ever dated. I could ruin her.”

Cainabeth stopped walking. “…Why am I friends with you? You are terrifying.”

“You’re my partner in crime because you know what’s good for yourself, darling.” Double Trouble patted her on the head, to a scowl. “Now come on, we have to go find my ex.” They grabbed her arm.

“I am really not sure this is a good idea…” Cainabeth muttered, but followed where Double Trouble led her anyway. “What does she look like, again?” she whispered, eyes scanning side to side.

“She wears a lot of purple. And spikes,” Double Trouble reiterated.

“For a shapeshifter, you are really shit at describing people.” Cainabeth rolled her eyes.

“Oh, darling, do you really think my art is about looks? No, no, no—resembling somebody means nothing if you don’t know what makes them tick. You’ve gotta get into their skin.” They fanned themself. “Just wearing someone’s face isn’t enough.”

“That’s creepy as fuck.”

Double Trouble blinked sideways, subtly checking their surroundings. They stopped Cainabeth under a shadowy staircase, and then, with the telltale sound of their ability, shifted into her.

“Gah!” Cainabeth slugged Double Trouble in the cheek. They couldn’t keep a pained yelp out of their voice, shifting back to their normal form quickly. “I told you not to fucking do that! This is why you have no friends.” She shook their finger in their face.

Double Trouble made an offended scoff. “I have friends!”

“Only when someone fucking pays you for it!” Cainabeth blinked, grimacing—as if she was afraid that she might have hurt Double Trouble. Oh, that was funny. They pursed their lips.

“... Do you really think you’re any different, babe?”

She grabbed their thin wrist, and they looked at her through their lashes, unimpressed. “Oh, no. My weak little wrist. How ever will I escape you, brute!”

“I don’t fucking get why you’re not scared of me,” Cainabeth snarled. “Why do you taunt me—why do you push me like this?”

Double Trouble cocked their head to the side, their eyes blinking sideways. “I don’t understand why you’re scared of me.”

“You collect blackmail on your exes. Is that not enough of a reason?”

“Oh, darling, that’s such an ugly word. It’s just my protection.” Their fingers curled, but they didn’t pull away from her grasp. Technically, they’d never publicly released sensitive information against somebody’s wishes… they just sold it to the highest bidder once they were done with it. It didn’t matter if Devena had done anything wrong. That folder in their computer with her name on it was a ticking time bomb.

Cainabeth’s hand wrapped around their other wrist, shoving them back against the wall under the staircase. She pressed their hands together over their head. “Whatever dirt you have on me, I want you to get rid of it. And I’ll watch.” Her wings flared out behind her, extending almost out to their full wingspan, casting Double Trouble in shadow.

Double Trouble forced themself to ignore the fear. Instead, they cracked a smile, tilting their chin up. Then they started to laugh. A real laugh—not an act. Cainabeth’s eyes twitched. “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

A slight rise of the eyebrow, a dip of the gaze, and a bite of the lip—it was so easy to make Cainabeth stall, her eyes darting to their mouth. “No—no, fuck you. You just broke up with your girlfriend, I am not letting you—”

“I’m so vulnerable like this.” They tilted their head to the side, arching their back away from the wall. “You could do whatever you wanted to me.”

“I just told you I would eat you!” With their free hand, Cainabeth pinched the bridge of her nose. “How do you make everything flirty?”

“I mean, if you think about it, consumption and love are really the same thing, aren’t they? It’s all the same.” Something changed in Cainabeth’s expression when they said that, and they smirked, continuing on. “Warmth and wetness and body heat, the heavy breathing and the sharp teeth, the splitting of the gristle. It’s about closeness. Someone’s flesh inside your body. How is that not romantic?”

Cainabeth licked her lips, setting her fingers underneath Double Trouble’s chin. “So when you say whatever I want… that does include…” She leaned closer, licking Double Trouble’s cheek. Their breath hitched as her teeth dragged across their skin. The leather of her glove squeaked as her hand splayed further against the ice wall, a chill pressing into Double Trouble’s flesh.

Double Trouble blinked. “Oh, my God. You’re not literally going to eat me, right?”

“No, dumbass!” Cainabeth’s eyes slid to the side. “Hey, we still need to find your ex. I’m not gonna kill you before then, okay?”

“Please, still don’t eat me after that. I’m too young to die!” they teased.

“No promises.” She released them, allowing them to place a hand on her arm. They smiled, tilting their head in towards her—but stopped when she scowled. “If you tell anyone my secrets, I swear to fuck, I will literally eat you.”

“I don’t even have anything on you,” they confessed, as they emerged from the shadow under the staircase. Briefly, they scanned side to side, evaluating the situation—so many princesses, the most in one place they’d ever seen. It would have been a fine opportunity to take them all out at once… what a victory that would be for the Horde. They pursed their lips. It wasn’t like that concerned them, but truly, it would be such a missed, dramatic opportunity.

Their companion’s eyes were trained on the shining, icy floor a couple feet in front of her. “How do I know you’re telling the truth?”

“I am, I am, I swear!”

Cainabeth huffed. “I don’t buy it. There’s just too much value on my head to pass up, isn’t there?”

“Oooh, you’re thinking like me now!” They smiled. “Mama’s taught you well.”

“You’re so fucking callous, and calculating, and shrewd…” Double Trouble braced themself for another insult, but Cainabeth simply said, “I admire it, you know.”

“Aww, thank you—!”

“It doesn’t mean I like it when it’s aimed at me,” Cainabeth snarled. “Delete that fucking folder.”

“I really am telling the truth. I mean, I don’t know how to show that, but I never saved anything on you.” They put their hand over their chest. “Cross my heart. I mean, these terms were in our contract, and all.”

“Who the fuck makes a friendship contract? Again, this is why you don’t have friends, you fucking nerd!”

“Oh, I’m sorry, were you not paying attention to the fine print?” Double Trouble tilted their head, sticking their tongue out. “You really should get into that habit, dear, it could make or break a deal.”

Cainabeth rolled her eyes. “You’re right, I should listen to you—and that’s the worst part!”

—

“You told me there would be food,” Cainabeth said crossly, as Double Trouble picked up the most expensive-looking refreshment at the table, their arm still looped around hers.

“There is food, darling.” Double Trouble raised their eyebrows as they took a bite.

“I can’t eat it, dumbass!”

“God, it is no one’s fault that you only eat decaying carcasses!” They rolled their eyes, resuming their place next to Cainabeth, who sniffed derisively. “Bitch.”

“Love you too, babe—” They stopped as their leg collided with something, or rather someone. Pressing their hand to their hip, they scoffed, “Ugh! Excuse me, who are you?”

“Um…” Cainabeth nudged Double Trouble, worry in her tone. She whispered, “We’re not supposed to be here, I think you should be a little bit nicer—”

“Hello,” warbled the person they’d just bumped into, who Double Trouble noticed was short in stature and long in hair. Purple hair, in fact, in two pigtails that trailed behind them on the ground. Oh, they’d kill for that volume. It seemed wasted on this person, however, who had evidently attended a once-a-decade ball in a grease-stained work outfit.

Double Trouble couldn’t appraise the stranger’s look, however, because they were too busy investigating Cainabeth. “Your wings are very large compared to your body! Ohhh, I’ve never seen anyone with wings this big before!” The stranger clicked a button on a recording device wrapped in their… hair. “Princess Prom log, hour 1.13! This could be my first and possibly only chance to study a member of species Gymnogyps californianus—” The stranger leaned in to touch one of Cainabeth’s feathers with another strand of (apparently prehensile) hair. “Fascinating!”

“Hey!” Cainabeth barked, pulling Double Trouble closer to her side. “Don’t touch my fucking wings!” Double Trouble felt her hand press over their hip, and smirked, popping one of their heels off the ground. I knew that protective side would fly out eventually.

The purple-haired person blinked at them, then spoke into their recorder again—”Subject is non-compliant. According to the laboratory consent protocol Bow coercively implemented on my studies, I now have to cease operations.”

“Uh—” Cainabeth looked mildly blindsided for a second, and then tilted her head to the side. “Are you a scientist?” Beside her, Double Trouble rolled their eyes, planting their cheek on her shoulder.

“Ah, yes!” The short person giggled, using their hair to pull themself up to eye level with Cainabeth. “I’m Princess Entrapta of Dryl! She/her, pleasure to make your acquaintance.” She offered her hair to shake, which Cainabeth took with a minimal level of confusion.

“Oh, I’m so sorry—I’ve never seen your face. I’ve seen your name on plenty of papers, though—the work you’ve done with First Ones’ tech is wonderful. It’s not actually my field, but I am pretty interested in the potential ramifications for—”

“Ooooooh, you want to talk about First Ones’ tech? Ask me anything!”

“I’m Dr. Cainabeth Rot, and I’m a she, by the way—”

“Oh my God,” Double Trouble said, but the two women were already lost in a conversation that they fully didn’t comprehend. They’d have been happy to let the two of them chat, but they saw Devena across the room, and gripped Cainabeth’s arm in veiled excitement. “Cainabeth. Cainabeth! Cainey?”

“Your lizard is calling you,” noted Entrapta. Double Trouble scoffed at this designation, but it successfully got Cainabeth to pay attention to them again. “The fuck you want?” she growled, the professional excitement fading as quickly as it had emerged.

“We have to go talk to her.” They pointed their tail across the room, but in the wrong direction, just in case Entrapta would tell anyone. The less known about their intentions, the better.

“Mmm, okay! Bye!” Entrapta waved, perky.

“Which one is it?” Cainabeth whispered as Double Trouble led them to where Devena was standing.

“Just follow my lead, darling. I’ll handle this,” they whispered back, before adjusting the buttons on Cainabeth’s coat and looping their arm through hers again. They sauntered up to Devena and her new girlfriend, plastering a smile on their face. “Oh, hi, Devena! Didn’t expect to see you here,” they drawled.

Devena turned. “... Double Trouble? Why are you here?”

“Aw, can’t a girl enjoy a party for the sake of it?” they crooned.

The woman beside Devena furrowed her brow. “Darling, who is this?”

Double Trouble’s smile was a little bit strained now. Oh, and now you’re calling her ‘darling’? You just started dating. Devena didn’t call me ‘babe’ for weeks!

“Um…” Devena cringed. Double Trouble smirked. Mission Make Her Suffer, accomplished.

“Oh, really, I would have thought you’d have told her about me!” Double Trouble rested their fingertips on their chest. “Was I really that unimportant to you?”

“Devena, who is this?” the girlfriend whispered. Devena laid a hand, placating, on her arm. “They’re… my ex. Double Trouble.”

“Well, you moved on real quickly,” sniffed Marlow, looking Double Trouble up and down.

“I mean, I could say the same to you,” Double Trouble said, looking at Devena. “Where are my manners? I’d like to introduce you all to Dr. Cainabeth Rot.” Their arm snaked behind her neck, fingertips dropping down to the treacherously low neckline of her dress. Cainabeth smiled, the wicked glint in her eye making Devena stiffen and Marlow take a step back. She pressed a kiss to Double Trouble’s jawline—which was off-script, but they’d absolutely take it. “Hi.”

Awkward silence stretched between them, before Devena said, woodenly, “Um… maybe we should go.”

“Oh, yeah, I’ll see you around!” Double Trouble said cheerfully. “It’s sure nice to see you, though. Just like that text you sent me. I hope we can still be friends, too!” They swept off with Cainabeth in tow, as they heard Marlow whisper behind them, “You broke up over text?”

A safe distance away, Cainabeth grabbed Double Trouble’s wrist. “That was the most stressful experience of my fucking life.”

“You were such a natural, though!” They lifted their hand to the heavens. “Such a convincing performance—anyone would have believed it.”

“What fucking performance? I just said ‘hi’.”

“Acting is about more than just the lines, darling. It’s about your stage presence—your flow. That kiss was great improv.”

Cainabeth’s eyes slid to the side. “Sure. All a part of the show.” The two of them startled as Princess Frosta’s voice came over the speakers. “It is my solemn duty as hostess to now announce: It is time for the first dance of the ball.” Applause rose up around them as Princesses rushed to the dance floor. Double Trouble smiled and held out their hand.

“Ugh, really? I can’t dance,” Cainabeth tried, but Double Trouble grabbed her hand anyway.

“It’s not difficult, Cainey,” they teased. “Just follow my lead…” Cainabeth’s eyes were wide as she nodded.

“This is fun,” she said, quietly.

“Is it, darling?” Double Trouble smiled. “Thought you hated me.”

“I still hate you. But… you’re my friend, I guess.” They were closer together now, faces inches away. Double Trouble could have licked her if they wanted to.

“Not sure you understand what friendship is.”

“I get it more than you do,” Cainabeth snarled. “You just sell yourself off to the highest bidder.”

Double Trouble stopped in their tracks, but she was gone, sweeping off to the next dance partner. They were face-to-face with someone that had dark skin and shiny blue hair, who looked as if they wanted nothing to do with anybody at this party. That had to be Mermista, the Princess of Salineas.

“Hey, darling,” Double Trouble said, smiling.

“Oh my God, you too? Sea Hawk is enough. Uuuuuggghhhhh,” complained Mermista, her groan audible even as she pulled away. Double Trouble looked around, searching for Cainabeth in the crowd. Their next partner was short and pink, with two buns on the sides of their head. They smiled, cheerily, if a bit uneasy. Double Trouble lifted their partner up, straining with the effort—they were surprisingly heavy for their small size. Setting them down, Double Trouble quickly spun away, touching hands with Cainabeth again.

“Hey, fucker,” the condor whispered, her voice husky, leaning in. The black leather of her glove pressed against Double Trouble’s bare waist.

“And here I thought you didn’t know how to dance.”

“Well, I may have picked up a few things.” Cainabeth spun Double Trouble around, then pulled them in close, their hips banging together.

And then Cainabeth was holding them low in a dip. Her wings were spread out behind her, and her gloved hand was on the small of their back, pressing against the base of Double Trouble’s tail and pushing a hitch into their breath.

“Maybe you have…” they said, breaking out into a wicked grin. Cainabeth lifted them up again, their faces close together.

“Fuck this,” she whispered, pressing her lips to their cheek. “I wanna get out of here.”

“You and me both, darling,” they murmured, pushing their head against her neck and resting a hand on her chest. The two of them made their way to the edge of the dance floor, and Double Trouble held out their hand. Cainabeth grabbed the ring on their choker instead, prompting a giggle.

Commotion on the far side of the dance floor made both of them look over. “Oh, looks like somebody did take advantage of the opportunity,” Double Trouble commented, examining their nails.

“Fuck. Is it the Horde?” Cainabeth asked.

“Looks like it.” Double Trouble gestured at the conflict—a blonde with a ponytail holding aloft someone who had cat ears. “Ugh, I really do not have time for all this nonsense.”

Cainabeth rolled her eyes. “For real. Come on, there’s way more fun things we could be looking at.” She rolled her eyes as the blonde was suddenly encased in magical ice.

“I hereby revoke your invitation!” Frosta’s voice rang out, defiant.

“Ouch,” Double Trouble said, relish in their voice. “That’s really gotta hurt—“

They were cut off by the sound of explosions, and they reflexively ducked, shielding their head. Reaching under their skirt, they pulled out a dagger from their thigh holster. Beside them, Cainabeth’s eyes widened, wings immediately flaring out behind her. “What?!” The talons hidden in her gloves slid out with a click.

“Okay, we really need to get out of here now—ugh!” Double Trouble grunted as they were shoved aside by panicked party guests. Cainabeth moved fast, grabbing them and shielding them with her wings.

“Why the fuck do you have a knife? Weapons aren’t allowed in here!”

“Neither of us are supposed to be here either, and I think we have bigger problems!”

Cainabeth nodded, her jaw set, and picked up Double Trouble easily. She got a running start, as she usually did when getting the two of them out of bad situations, and lifted off the ground, soaring under the high ceilings of the icy palace.

In the air, Double Trouble caressed Cainabeth’s face. “Did you have fun?”

“I came here because of you, and you fucking lied to me about there being food, so I just stood around awkward and hungry and pretending I was your girlfriend to your stupid ex.” She paused for a little bit too long. “It was kinda fun fucking with you, though.”

A safe distance away from the palace, she landed, setting Double Trouble gently down. They winced at the even more frigid temperatures, and she wrapped her wings around them, trying to keep them warm. “It’s okay.” Her body was ridiculously hot where it touched theirs, and against their will, they pressed closer, against Cainabeth’s bare chest. “Okay, look, the hotel’s not far from here, and we’ll be on the transport back home first thing in the morning.”

She says home so easily. Like she’s planning on staying there forever, Double Trouble thought. “Oh, what would I ever do without you?”

Cainabeth shrugged, simply, locking their arms together. “You’d probably survive. I don’t think anyone could kill you even if they tried really fucking hard. You’re like a cockroach.”

“Aww! Does this mean you won’t try to kill and eat me? Just making sure on that front. Umm, do you want money? I can pay you—“

“You would taste fucking horrible!”

#selfship writing #minkfic #oc x canon #selfship #selfshipping #selfship community #selfshipper #oc selfship #self ship #f/o community #eeehhhh thats enough tags #idt many people are gonna see this anyway LOL #desert animals in the night

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lisamar1exo · 2 years

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not sure if you saw the reblog by smallandsundry with the Art version of the ask game, but if you have and you're willing with your free time, I am curious if you would answer: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 13, 17, 22, 23. Sorry for asking so many questions if you do decide to answer. I love your art style.

hello i didnt see it until you sent this but thank you for thinking of me and sending this!!! 1. how would you describe your style FRUITY 2. what's your favorite thing about your style

ummm im not sure if i have a favorite thing about my style but some of my favorite parts of drawing are clothes and coloring!!! 3. what's your least favorite thing about your style

everythi- just kidding um anatomy is my enemy but im trying to keep studying 😖 6. warm colors or cold colors

I really like both!!! it just depends on the vibe im going for!!! 8. what's the most fun and the least fun parts about your process

The most fun is coming up with an idea that i think is big brained and cool and getting really excited to draw it and the least fun is realizing that i cannot execute my big brained idea 😵 10. how many different sketches do you usually have until your piece is finished when im just brainstorming probably like 5-7 and then when i finally pick a lane its usually about 2-3 13. how long do you usually take on a piece usually about 8 hours but its spread over the span of a few days bc i cant sit and draw for very long anymore bc of my neck pain so i just have to pace myself a lot also if ur reading this please take stretching seriously because i didnt and now i have to go to physical therapy twice a week 😵‍💫 17. what do you love getting compliments about

honestly love any kind of compliment because it means someone took time out of their day to send me a kind message or a comment and that means so much to me!!! 22. what inspires you a lot of things!! sometimes just like conversations i have with my friends or reading fanfiction or interactions i have with my wife! stuff like that! 23. what's something you hope people notice when looking at your art i'm not sure!!! i just hope that it can make at least one person happy i guess! that's really the only goal i ever really have !! thank u for sending these again anon!! i hope you have a great day!!!

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sxslave4all · 1 month

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Hours later: his current chick loves degrading me when I’m buried in her cunt eating her cum from my owner-that is actually fabulous I love reminders that he fucks others and tells me to wait in other room (second time today I’m awaiting the finish of round 2 and my lunch of cock pussy and cum)until I have to swallow cum. Even women are above me. Mmmmm. I really do enjoy the things I’m reminded I am from her. I mean she’s not wrong only a dumb slut would enjoy her man saying “get out of my site, you best have fingers playing-both hands in/on that cunt and no cumming. until I call for you when I’m ready to cum after making love to this gorgeous woman-you’re only good enough to fuck”. Not many would but damn it always makes me fkn wet.Then her with:: your man’s dick is amazing. And he’s so gentle and loving he made sure to lick every spot and said such sweet things as he stuck that cock in my pussy while you humped your hand. Sweet nice things. Made love to me not fucked little slut hahaha while your dumb ass is playing with your pussy in another room looking at porn I get his hard cock. You get my pussy on it to eat and his cum and my cum cause your licking me until I get off today, all over your face and tits I’ll squirt and he already shot his to your face and clit stupid tramp but you’ll also be sucking him soon. We plan to cover you In cum. No wiping it. Leave it alone sex slave flesh light. That’ll be lunch like this was breakfast so eat my cunt your man made love to after sucking his dick right out of my pussy for you to finish him and then blow ON you like the low THING you are. A human sex toy. Now get me off with that damn useless face I want you buried into my cunt breathing can wait lick my clit you lower than even other women AND hookers. Free use tramp. Lick it, bite, ahh garbage can be useful I guess cause you’re pretty useless every other way. Thats it. Lick a good girl pussy that had your man in it now your fucking face. And hey thing? One hand on your clit and other up your pussy. The whole other hand. Fist your lousy cunt and no cumming hahaha. Good slut. Shove it in you don’t be gentle you don’t deserve that you deserve it to hurt like hell. (Smack on face and hard yank on nips) I said fist inside you fucking now are you to stupid? Here bring your hand and hole here. I slide without leaving her pussy she grabbed my arm said spread your fuckin cunt now (I did still without my tongue leaving her) slam-owww I wanna scream but I don’t. My tongue stopped for that impact though so she grabbed the whip and told me that until I get her off she’ll be whipping everywhere and to move my one hand as ordered so she can crack the clit but that fist stays. You can ride it while you lick. Now fkn finish me off you useless cum dumpster and so fkn stupid good thing you have looks and a body made to fuck cause you’d be screwed bitch as you can’t do anything fkn else right. Next for your dinner of cock pussy and cum I think I’ll have him tie u to the dresser in a painful way with the wand either almost close enough to feel almost or rammed on that clit for an hour. Haha. He’s right everyone should get a cum dump whore it’s fun thinking of shit to do to that body. Ohhhh yes right there I’m about to cover your face so start smacking hard your clit and bouncing fast in and almost out with the fist tramp…..she came all over my face and made me lick around to get every drop off her and the bed. Thats a delicious lunch 🤤🤤🤤. Shes fuckin hot and nice body to boot? Fuck yes demean me. Use me. Beat me. Degrade. Humiliate. Whatever you want as long as I can lick your pussy when you’re done with my man 🖤🩵🖤🩵. Cant wait for lord knows what they are planning with me for Friday night special ho games night. Never know what’s in store. Hopefully I can still walk by then - horny weed they are one or something. ;(they fucked a third time while I typed….in a chair next to the bed with my leash pulled and mouth left wide open so he could blast me with his amazing cum. God they looked so fkn hot fkn each other. 😯😯😯🖤🩵🖤🩵.to be finished

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nikk2003 · 6 months

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nov 2 , 2023

The begining of the end..

i just cant believe i used to jerk myself 3,4,6 times a day...can u believe it ... what kind of maniac does that freaking 5-6 times per day , it was not for the month.. it was not for just a year but for 6 YEARS...

What did I experienced in these all years

GUILT -- i always used to think it was my last time and it never gonna happen again ...but every 3 days i got a relapse and also I used to waste approx 2-3 hours even whole nights searching for just the good stuff...😵after finishing ...if i amount the time i used to porn it would amount almost 1-1.5years of my life. ohh goshhh a terrific waste of time

PROCASTINATION-- i wont dig deep into it but when there is a guilt there is demotivation where there is demotivation there is procastination..so i procastinated my studies which resulted in backlog i skipped my gym..

MILD PED -- well those who doesnt know what PED stands for it means porn induced erectile dysfunction well its just a Psychological conditions in which u condition urself to jerk off while watching others .. which brings me to my next point

VOYEURISM-- in layman's terms voyeurism is gaining self pleasure which watching others have sex which makes me think of make one a cuck and getting into cuckold sooner or later..do u see how dangerous it gets with each points

U CRAVE MORE-- the time comes when u dont enjoy the old porn u used to enjoy U WANTED SOMETHING MORE... that's where things get messy people get engaged into many different unrealistic kind of porn which i dont want to talk about..but its really bizzare..when we get into the rabbit hole..

I NEEDED TO QUIT...!!

The Truth

well i havent experienced 4,5 point that i mentioned above tho i thought i would tell u all coz it was something happing with my friends

the reason why i decided to confess all of the things is simple i wanted to be transparent and i wanted a new beginning.. i appreciate a gift called LIFE and i dont want to waste it which is not real ..coz the porn the industry shows us is not how sex feels like it's totally different...i decided to Quit and this is my journey where i ll over come all of my temptation and would also help anyone who is reading and suffering the problem..i know it's hard to accept tht u have an addiction but trust me its the first way to move on ACCEPTANCE ... accept the way u r and make a promise for urself and for future self coz afterall the way u r now determined how u gonna be in future..do u wanna live in regrets ? i guess not no one wants one..

in this No Nut November lets make a promise to break this habit of ours and not only break it but atleast replace it with 1 good productive habit it can be any reading books 📚 playing outside workout anything...

hope u ll learn from my experience if u wanted to join me in this journey of self improvement and discovering the new you lets start it...

((if this post gets 9 likes i would share the things i m doing to avoid temptation))

till thn take care...

nikk2003----------------------------------------------

#guilttrip #my truth #self care #transformation #new start #confessions #addiction #nnn #no nut november #inspiration #inspiring quotes

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dearheartwitcher · 1 year

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all of the questions for the art ask meme! :)

ouhh!! under the cut for u! <33

1. Art programs you have but don't use

loll i bought clip studio on sale but i havent drawn anything in it because i cant find a good dupe of my sai brush

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

hmm i guess left!

3. What ideas come from when you were little

lol every time i draw self insert im just feeding my inner 12 year old

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

rosiers moth form.......... i love him sooo much but i need to try redesigning that form... also im trying SO hard to learn how to draw bloodhound but they have so many fucking Pieces to their design😭

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

i would say i post a good majority of the art i make!! ive gotten worse at it in recent years, mostly because i keep wanting to save things to post at "peak hours" or whatever but i always forget lmfao. i dont usually keep things to myself intentionally

6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)

art that my friends make always inspires me the more i see from them! mostly in little ways that only i really notice lol

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

traditional painting is sooo nice... i especially love gouache... i like when traditional painters dont blend their work and use a ton of different colors as well. also people who draw traditionally and put stickers all over their work, i think that's phenomenal

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

oh god so many lol. one that comes to mind is i was going to make a little animatic with a tiktok sound of my dnd party but uh. one character died and the other two belong to people im no longer friends with due to two separate falling outs 😬

9. What are your file name conventions

i usually name them based on whats happening in the drawing! or just the character's name, if ive only drawn them once. i also have all my art sorted into folders by subject matter (commissions, dnd, ocs, etc) and by date

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

hmmm.... probably long sleeve tshirts/sweaters.... regular jeans can be fun too

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

ohh lots of things. i have a drawing playlist on youtube thats got a couple hundred videos on it, i also have a ton of spotify playlists. i either listen to something that fits the vibe of what im drawing, or something that will motivate me to stay in the zone lol

12. Easiest part of body to draw

boobs. sorry eyes <3

13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing

i cant think of one!!

14. Any favorite motifs

eyes and hearts maybe 🤔

15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)

usually just in my room! one of the best parts of having a laptop tbh is that i can just draw digitally in my room instead of using the computer in the living room

16. Something you are good at but don't really have fun doing

hmm. thats hard to say! maybe designing characters? i like to think that im pretty alright at making diverse characters, and i do enjoy it when they’re finished, but it takes soooo much of my brain power to do it lol. i love having little guys that i made but its so hard to make little guys!

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

not really tbh KJSHDF i tend to uh forget to eat or drink for long periods when im in The Zone.....dont be like me. have some orange slices

18. An estimate of how much art supplies you've broken

NONE haha digital 4life. i dont use screen tablets so my tablets last foreeeeever.

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

fried eggs :)

20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy

hmmm i cant think of anything. i Can shade black, which my bf struggles with, but its not something i need to do often lol

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

i love hyper-stylized art and lineless super colorful art!! theres probably more, thats just off the top of my head

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any

none 😬 i rawdog it... i do some wrist stretches afterward most times tho

23. Do you use different layer modes

a little bit! mostly overlay + multiply on low opacity. i put them over a finished drawing to make the colors more cohesive!

24. Do your references include stock images

sometimes!

25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by

steven universe omg. like MAYBE back in 2015 or something it contributed to the way i use shapes a little bit but??? like i love the show, ive made fanart n shit! it just didnt contribute to my art style and i used to get that comparison A Lot

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended

i cant think of one! i dont really do conceptual stuff so theres not usually a ton of room for misinterpretation

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

sometimes i do! my go-to doodles are fried eggs and little cartoony heads, but a warm up for me can even be a fully lined drawing lol

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

i participate in art fight every year!! ive been playing since 2018 :)

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

i think all media i love inspires me artistically!! even if it doesnt contribute to my art or anything, anything i love i spend a lot of time thinking about

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

um most of them imo AKLJSDHFSJ but thats the price of doing mostly oc art lol... people simply will not see your stuff

#asks #anon

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tchaikovskym · 2 years

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And once again I'm taken aback by a new thing I thought was intuitive for everyone when it actually wasn't

#i mean in communication in workplace #i thought everyone knew it was: 1)tell the problem 2)explain the details 3)ask the guy exactly what you want them to do about it #but no. no. we have to have tools for that and practices and its learned apparently???#like. everything has the same pattern. how. why. idk #didnt u have to write essays at school? its basically that but shortened version #i might sound like im talking nonsense but im too tired to explain and i just want to go home #im at work btw #technically i have to work for like 2 more hours #really im just waiting for a guy who was supposed to finish 17 minutes ago to finish so i can go and turn off the equipment #also thats kind of useless. my job is literally to wait until teachers finish and turn off things.#its not that hard. its also intuitive. why must i do it. why cant teachers do it #bio profs: i went to get a sample from dirty river last night in the dark so youd have something in todays lesson #med profs: my computer isnt working 👶🏻

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pepprs · 4 years

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ok gamers. I’m having a fucking breakdown

#me: *in crisis*.... my d*d: dont withdraw from this class just ask for an extension and tell everyone at work u need to stop working there u #until u finish the project and dont play animal crossing ir ajytbing until u get it done. me: *in crisis but worse*#i mean he’s right. i give up too easy. this class is 6 credits and imight lose my scholarship if i drop it and. i cant. i cant do this #im not an art studenf. i dont have a studio.. im working in the backseat of a car.... i dont know how to do british academic work. and im #more anxious and d*pressed than ive ever been and i dont know what to do or who can help me and every day i get worse and more detached from #everybody and i never should have taken this class and im freaking thefuck out i cant do this!!!!! and i have a paper due in 14 hours i have #havent started on a culture i only glt to see for 49 days when i still should have veen there. and well i am just bawling instead of typing #anyrhinn cuz my brain doesnt make worda anymore. and work is the only thing that ac #actually brings me happiness and fulfillment and im unmotivated for classes anyway but this is just. fucking insabe its insane. its insane #i cant do it and i cant ask for an extwbsion cuz its 3am thwre and my paper is due in 14 hrs and that project is due in a week. and i cant #withdraw or i might have to like drop out ir something cuz i cant afford this and like. im stuck im stuck im stuck. i dont know what 2 do ex #except cry about it #purrs

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Hello there please infodump about your blorbos to me, I am willing to know about your blorbos as they sound very fun(I wanna rotate them like the stuff you put in a microwave)

Hi!!!!!!! I'm running to you at full speed. Ok. Ok. Let me introduce. My Blorbo #1.

Euden Dragalia Lost!!

I don't know where to start because I do like being asked specific questions. But. I am skilled. At rambling with no aim. Here we go

euden is my friend he likes cute dragons and he plays the piano and hes been practicing string instruments over the course of the game. his base form tells us he "sounds like hes strangling a cat" but now in his latest alt he says hes gotten really good and wants to put on a concert at some point. he enjoys parties what with the events every two months. hes a normal guy. hes very accepting and when there is a problem, rather than moving to change the person he tries to be accepting of them. he has the fucking weight of the world on his shoulders but hes still so kind. someone get this man a sense of self-preservation. he has a sort of deadpan sassy humor. hes a fucking idiot. hes smart. hes everything. hes nothing. i cant list it all here he is just so important to me.

below readmore is kind of like a dragalia plot synopsis i just kept on typing 💀💀💀 writing this after i finished that i think ive been writing for 2 hours

(written after the readmore: yeah im all talked out for this post but if you have questions i will answer. i want to answer, especially specific questions. it doesnt have to be about euden you can ask me about my other blorbos! )

Euden is the 7th child of Aurelius, the king of Sol Alberia. He is 17 at the beginning of story (about 20 by now since the game's new year events are canonical), and he has a twin sister named Zethia. He is just a regular kind guy. Yknow standard protagonist stuff. This is likely due to him being the self-insert character, what with his name being the player's username. But more on that later.

The Alberian Royalty have dragonblood, meaning they can form pacts with dragons in order to shapeshift into them. You can't succeed the throne if you can't get a pact and shapeshift.

Now Euden over here, he has no interest in the throne. He just wants to enjoy life with his twin sibling and their faerie friend Notte, who they met at childhood. In fact, he's been actively avoiding the Dragon Choosing, so that he wouldn't be in line for the throne and create conflict between him and his siblings.

But unfortunately some shit goes down and the sacred shard (they keep fiends away) in Sol Alberia is weakening, so Euden is tasked to go and get the one from the Mistholt (an old castle in rovetelle forest that was used as the base of the founder king Alberius). You need a dragon to do this. So he goes out, along with Zethia, Notte, and a few friends he picks up on the way, and forms a pact with Midgardsormr, the windwyrm.

This is just turning into a fucking plot synopsis oh my god.

ok whatever. as they exit the mistholt suddenly his dad appears in front of them and hes like "wtf dad didnt u say you were going to the binding ruins" but then something is Very Wrong. Aurelius starts shooting black mana at them and theyre like oh fuck hes been possessed by The Other. The fiend sealed in the binding ruins. lol. uhhhh. long story short the gang loses and oddly the other wants zethia so she goes with him and is warped away and now euden has to go and get her.

i'm skipping over the parts where they chase after zethia and the other but like along this way euden finds out he can have multiple pacts just like the founder king alberius. ok. one of the dragons tried to make euden and his brother emile (6th in line) kill each other but thats a story for emile and not really for euden

Also they met a second zethia some time earlier im too lazy to insert this above but like shes been nudging the party on which way to go

anyways. they make it to the binding ruins and aurelius and zethia are there. theyre fighting!! so euden goes to shield zethia but then aurelius goes like "no!!! wtf are you doing!!!!!!" then theres a cg and BOOM zethia has red eyes shes been possessed by the other. he gets attacked but aurelius shields euden and he fucking dies. (his mana is transferred to his old dragon zodiark :) ) i forgot what was after this. uhhh the second zethia is a projection of mana from another universe and she disappears if she uses too much. but they have to escape so she warps them out then she disappears.

then zethia became the empress and renamed sol alberia into dyrenell because it was the name of the tyrannical empire in the past wow

now euden has no idea wtf to do. then he runs in with valyx (4th) then they fight then he makes his own kingdom from the mistholt— New Alberia.

in between this per chapter there are run ins with eudens other siblings, phares (2nd), leonidas (1st), and chelle (3rd). here comes chapter 10!!!

also its about 1st anniversary! euden is now 18.

anyways they get visions of alberius's fight with the other and apparently he sealed the soul of the other in the royal bloodline with a technique called the blood casket. also the others real name is morsayati. anyways thats why morsayati can body hop. i think they need to be willing but i dont remember

then stuff goes down here and all eudens siblings side with empress zethia so now the story shifts to having to fight all of the siblings.

oh boy. chapter 11 beyond. this is where the writing picks up. it felt like there was a clear change of direction (there WAS a change of direction, literally. the former director stepped down and was replaced by yuji okada from blazegames shoutouts to yuji okada my man) this was very good for euden

anyways in chapter 12 he has a fight with leonidas i know this was important but i fucking forgor

chapter 13. Oh boy. so theres this kid. they help him. he says his name is ed. ok cool. but then the kid starts spouting words. "what if your life was flipped all of a sudden" "what if you werent a royal what would you be"

then it turns out ed is actually the 5th child that none of the siblings ever met. his name is beren.

chapter 14 oh THIS IS MEATY ok theyre finally storming dyrenell. they reach the throne room and. since euden does want his sister first and foremost and is not really in the right headspace he agrees to let morsayati possess him. dude u have a whole kingdom to look after 😭😭😭 whatever. it would be very bad if morsayati possessed him because morsayati would gain access to all of his pactbound dragons. but in comes beren (he can suck black mana for his own power) and mid transfer he just fucking EATS UP morsayati. you had to be there it was hilarious. zethia still on the floor unconscious. they get intercapted by volk one of the agito and uhh idr how this goes but the agito get zethia and go towards north grastaea (alberia is in south) towards grams the holy city. euden and co chase after. (this leaves a power vacuum in dyrenell. the throne ends up with emile)

2nd zethia reappears because the morsayati worldhopping firewall is gone and she joins them. she gets a new name— Zena

CHAPTER 15 this one made me insane. chapter 14 made euden on my blorbo list but this one fucking killed me.

on the path zena gets in close calls but euden goes like "zethia ill protect u" but then zena deals with it just fine and hes like fucking hell euden thats not zethia. she doesnt need you to protect her.

ok so basically the leader of the agito appears. his name is Nedrick (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 FUCKING NEDRICK 🤣🤣🤣🤣) and hes like ill take zethia. and theyre going to get the dawnshard for themselves (big power) and he claims that he is the REAL 7th scion. He shows them a document with the royal seal on it and it says euden, the 7th scion, died a month after birth, and after some thing with a some person named Finlorda, a new euden replaced the child.

then nedrick shows that the document lights up in the hands of a real royal. he hands it to zethia and valyx to show. nedrick holds it. and it glows. he hands it to euden

euden is like no way i can turn into dragons. multiple even. i have dragonblood! so he takes it. then it stops glowing. then we get. This

(this was in the files for a while but this was the first time it was used. oh my god euden im so sorry but there will be many more times where this will happen.)

then he gets really fucking mad and they fight and nedrick sweeps euden and they have to warp back to the halidom. the mistholts castle. but zethia doesnt go with them. she says she will stay (she has plans but they are not evident at this point) and eudens like Fuck. I failed her again. when they get back he snaps at his friends (this is the first time hes snapped) but apologizes and goes to his room. he stays there the entire day until zena comes in and smacks some therapy in his face and it works. for now. then he apologizes to his friends and asks them if theyd still follow him, even if he wasnt really royalty. they all go like yeaaah

the rest. i am.... not fucking writing that much but

ch 16 rumor gets out that euden is possessed by the other. he gets turned on by his citizens until leonidas shows up after their fight in ch12 and a character development and fixes everything and gives rations and shit and he handles the castle while euden goes to north alberia to find the truth about himself and meet finlorda who turns out to be the faerie king

ch 18 theres like. mirage and distortion snowy mountains. and euden has visions of his friends abandoning him and his citizens turning on him. he has to be snapped out of it by his sylvan (rabbit ear people) friend Luca and luca goes like "this is the first time ive seen you want anything for yourself. and i want to see you get the truth of yourself. so lean on me more" good shit

ch19 hes revealed to be made from the body of morsayati and dragonblood. then a perfect copy of the dead euden's (now nedrick) soul. this fucks him up good but he deals with it normally now. he goes out into the woods and like. processes it. also mascula and laxi reassure him at the end of the chapter (androids they met in ch11, they share laxi's body)

i have run out of energy but now euden has come to terms with the fact that he isnt the original euden and embraces it to some extent. uhh. and in the newest event where they face off against true bahamut the creator of the world he has this powered up form thats literally made from friendship. its the cheesiest shit ever but dragalia makes it so cool not joking i love it so much. im skimming over that because the event is still on

#text #dragalia lost #ask #euden #Very Very Long Read More. I am warning you.#save #important post bc i took wayy too fucking long on this #begging readers to look up euden dragalia lost

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raggaraddy · 3 years

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Sugar Daddy turned sour

Request: Hi!!!! read all of ur works its all amazing cant believe ur new.. can i request for a yan sugar daddy taehyung x reader x yan sugar daddy jungkook. they found out that that y/n have 2 sugar daddies and they lost their sanity(as if they even have that)...Thank u and YOU GOOD,KEEP GOING💜💞💞💞💞😘😁

A/N: I don't know how to post a reply to a personal message yet because I am new and Tumblr deficient 😅 But I hope you like the scenario ^-^ thanks for the request 💜

Here for Part 2

Summary: Juggling two guys and getting everything you want from them has always been easy for you, and Taehyung and Jungkook are no exception. Or so you thought.

Trigger warnings: Mentions of non-con, assault, cheating, violence.

Yandere! Taehyung

Yandere! Jungkook

Sunday. Taehyungs day.

You open your webcam, checking your eyeliner quickly in the startup view as you wait for the Tae to pick up on the other side. He pops up quickly a beaming smile filling his face.

“Y/n! Baby, I’ve missed you.” He’s radiant. As happy and as bubbly he always is.

You go along listening to him excitedly run through his past few days, telling you everything in excruciating detail as he jumps from one half-finished thought to another. He may be an adult but he certainly has a young soul. The whole while you feign attention, your fingers continually fidgeting with the diamond necklace or the matching bracelet he had sent you a few weeks back.

“How was your weekend?” He finally gets around to asking.

“Not so good. I always have to work so much," You complain, batting your eyes at the camera.

“You could always quit and come live with me.” He jokes-but not really. It’s a topic he has raised 3 times already. And you have the same answer ready as always.

“Daddy, you know I’m a strong and independent woman. I could never let someone else pay for me.” You pout, running your tongue over your lower lip while pushing your chest up a little to draw attention. “It’s just my rent is so expensive. I feel like I work just to pay the bills.”

In truth, your rent is already being covered by someone else. But he doesn’t need to know that.

While you continue to run through the fabricated details of your weekend, Taehyung is distracted, looking down at his phone. You know what's happening. It’s like a game. And you’re winning. Your banking app sends a notification, letting you know that K. Taehyung has just sent you a payment.

You open it up. Yep. That's rent for the month. Or more, money for that new TV you wanted.

“Oh! Daddy, noo.” You whine down the camera. “You can’t. I am okay. Really. Please don’t spend your money on me.” You frown if only to stop the smile that is fighting to fill your face.

“I want to baby. I have the money, and I just want you to be happy. Don’t stress about bills okay. I’m here.”

Sometimes, it’s almost too easy.

“Okay Daddy, if you insist.”

Tuesday. Jungkooks day.

With Jungkook it’s a much more straightforward transaction. He has said he wants to pay for you and he hates the back and forth pretences. He just wants you to say thank you, smile pretty, and give him all your attention.

“Do you need anything more for the week?” He asks through the camera.

“No Daddy, you take such good care of me. Thank you.” You smile.

“You still have the weekend of the 14th off?” He raises his eyebrows suggestively. Off-screen you quickly scan through your calendar.

14th, 15th and 16th: Jk weekend.

Hmm, that came up quicker than you expected. You try to keep your booty calls with them as far apart as possible.

“Of course, I’m so excited! I haven’t seen you in weeks.” You say, it been less than 100% truthful.

“Months.” He corrects with a surreptitious undertone.

“Where are we staying this time?”

You always insist to stay in hotels. Because ‘your apartment feels too busy and mundane, and you want the time you spend with him to be magical and undistracted’. Honestly, you just don’t want him, either of them, in your personal space. You purposefully chose boys who live a few hours away. It’s hard enough to keep them separated in your everyday life with them being far away. It could only get messy for them to know where you live and how to reach you in person.

You’ve certainly gotten smart at this. Arranging the two men into different days of the week, scheduling them into your calendar to keep them apart and unaware of the other. Both had specifically said very early on that they do not want to share you with anyone else. And that you were all theirs. And while both of them seemed to trust you, you knew their reactions would be unpleasant, to say the least, if they found out about the other.

Sugar Daddies can be so possessive.

But while both these men are very handsome, money is better and more reliable than boys. And if they are stupid enough to spend it all on you, why should you care.

The week passes quickly and it’s the 14th. Once more you find yourself in the lobby of a 5-star hotel. Jungkook arrived in town early and sent you a message with the room number.

Time to actually work for your money.

You knock on the door only to find it slightly open. Entering there is a trail of rose petals lining the floor leading into the suite. All the lights are dimmed with a warmth of candlelight filling the room. This is so typically Jungkook. Pulling out all the stops to try to impress.

Dropping your bag at the entrance, you close the door behind you and explore inwards.

“Daddy?” You call out in a singsong voice. Your heels clack on the tiled floor as you round the corner into the living room. Jungkook is sitting on the lounge, one leg crossed over the other, arms rested up over the back. You smile at seeing him. You always seem to forget just how stunning he is in person.

“Which one of us are you referring to?” A deep voice startles you from behind. You jolt, spinning to see Taehyung standing behind you leaning against the wall.

Holy fuck.

Your mind starts to jumble through what is happening. Thinking about what it was that might have given you away. Evaluating how much they may know. And planning your next move.

Damn it. You doubt you’ll be able to smooth talk your way out of this with Jungkook. He’s too direct and absolute. So you’ll just have to accept that that relationship is over. However, you might be able to salvage this situation with Taehyung if you play your cards right. Being defensive should do the trick.

“What is this?” You snap, keeping focused on Taehyung. “This is such a violation of my privacy! You keep smothering me Taehyung! See this is why I tried to find someone else to hang out with.” You stomp your foot. He would always wrap around your finger so quickly with the little girl act.

“Ha!” He blurts out a short laugh in contradiction to how you expected him to react. “Wow. No, go on. I want to see where this is going.”

“Do you think we only just found out about each other?” Jungkook pipes up, coming from the couch.

You sigh. You had almost saved enough for a holiday to the Maldives too. But they seem to know too much. Fine. You can burn both relationships. They were starting to get too clingy anyway. “Whatever.” You roll your eyes. You got all you could from them. Time to move on to the next.

As you shrug them off, Taehyung steps into the path of the front door.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Both he and Jungkook start to close in tighter. There is a cold tone to his words. Something far too close to a threat for your comfort. Even in heels, both men naturally stand taller than you which usually wouldn’t bother you. But with an unsteadiness to your footing and a very short dress on, in a dark room with two men you have used and spurned, you are feeling even more vulnerable than you feel you should.

“Move.” You order.

A smirk on his lips, Taehyung lifts his hand up and backhands you, knocking you back a few stumbled steps. You gasp, your hand clinging to your cheek, eyes wide in shock. He starts forward, Jungkook intervening, standing between the two of you.

You can not believe he just hit you! He has never done anything like that before.

“No, don’t do that.” He stops Taehyung as he starts to swing again. Shaking all over, you’re relieved that one of them is seeing sense. You take the outstretched hand of Jungkook, lip trembling from the burn on your cheek. He draws you closer and you wrap into him for protection. In the same motion, his free hand swings down punching you in the stomach, doubling you over, dropping you to the floor. “If you hit her head, she might get spaced out. I want her to feel this.”

His words send a chill down your spine. This can not be happening.

“Are you crazy!” You gape, trying to speak while gulping down air. Your head is dizzy, your lungs burning. Kicking off your heels for better movement, you climb back up to your feet not wanting to engage either man. Eyes focused you look past Taehyung to the door, storming forward. “I’m leaving. We’ll forget all of this, okay.” You bargain through short, panicked breath.

Taehyungs large hand slams you into the wall, pressing his palm against your shoulder. He follows Jungkooks lead, pounding his fist into your gut. And then again. And again. His hold removes letting you free and you plummet to the ground, crying within broken huffs while cradling your battered torso.

“You’re right. That is better.” He laughs at Jungkook.

“Stop!” You beg, unable to raise your voice above a soft yelp.

“What's wrong baby? You wanted two men. Now you have them.” Taehyungs bright smile returns to his face. This time with an entirely different meaning than it had ever had until it shifts into a straight, harsh look that you have never seen from him. “Didn't you always say you wished there was some way you could repay me?”

“You said that to me too.” Jungkook joins his side, both hovering above you, trapping you between them, the wall, and the floor.

Leaning down Jungkooks hand follows you as you squirm away from him. His fingers wrapped around your throat and lift you up, keeping you against the wall. He takes advantage of you being stuck, leaning into you pressing his lips to yours as you resist as much as you can.

“Baby, you’re going to pay us back for every dollar we spent on you.” He snarls.

Taehyung turns your face to him, also forcing a kiss on you. “Don’t worry, Y/n, you’ll see that we know how to share.”

Part 2

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Cedric Diggory NSFW Alphabet

Pairing: Cedric Diggory x Fem! Reader

A/N: I’m gonna be working on more headcannon stuff like this, so follow me if you want to see them when they are posted!

WARNINGS: SMUT, ORAL SEX (F RECIEVING), MENTIONS OF PUBLIC SEX, 18+ ONLY

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think Ced won’t hesitate to clean his partner up. Just a warm rag and quick wipe. Sometimes Ced will pass out as soon as he hits the mattress, but most times he’ll hold his naked body to yours and talk until you fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of your body is your lips, for sure. He loves to watch them wrap around things, even when you put his finger into your mouth it drives him mental. His favorite part of himself is hands, he has fairly large hands so everything in them looks small. He loves that when he holds your waist its like his hands were meant to be there. Not to mention his long fingers, one hand can do so many wonders.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I honestly don’t see him as someone who loves anything to do with cum. He would be more than happy to wear a condom while you’re dating, because that way he can make sure you enjoy it without the worries of unprotected sex. I also can see him not wanting to go raw because so many things could go wrong, but if you’re on birth control he will definitely be persuaded to pull out. Once he pulls out the first time he is utterly hooked and loves cumming on your stomach while you lay there on your back, looking all fucked out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not to say that Cedric secretly wants to explore public sex, however I am saying every time you two go out hes thinking of railing you in an alley against a brick wall. He loves public affection in a sfw way so I think he would be eager to explore nsfw public stuff. Now this all being said, he doesn’t ask you for a long time though, until you’re walking home from the shops and he starts to kiss you because god you look so gorgeous in the soft lighting, and then the kiss gets more intense. Then, he basically says fuck it and asks you if he can eat you out on the wall.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Like I said in Cedrics headcannon post, I doubt he lost his virginity with anyone other than Cho when they were maddly in love. When he meets you he wants to be nothing less than perfect. When things started to get serious in your relationship he swallowed his pride and looked up sex tips because he was worried he wasn’t experienced enough.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl. No doubt about it. He loves how accessible it is for you, he can rub your clit, he can be chest to chest and thrust into you, he can be hypnotized by your perfect tits, it has everything.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Theres times where he kills the moment because he makes a joke in between thrusts, but more often than not hes got his head in the game. It will always start of playful and innocent with Cedric, but as soon as hands start roaming, he gets focused on the task at hand.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He isn’t shaven, but tidy for sure. Just a nice little bit at the base and he’s groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Cedric loves nothing more than to brush the hair out of your face and stare into your eyes while your blissed out. Also he loves kissing and touching even before clothes come off.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I can see Cedric having a pretty high sex drive and sometimes you have to tap out for the night because your body can only take so much, so he’ll for sure be rubbing one out in the bathroom as soon as you fall asleep. He doesn’t mind of course, he’d rather you be comfortable even if that means he has to jerk off in the shower to the memory of twenty minutes prior.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I thoroughly believe that Cedric Diggory has a praise kink. He loves nothing more than growling “So fucking perfect, my perfect fucking girl” into your ear during sex. I also think he has a roleplay kink, because you dressed up as a nurse for halloween and he was in another dimension.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

As I said previously, Cedric likes the idea of walls. However, I think he much prefers the bed or floor of your room. It just feels like you two are the only ones in the world and he cant deny how much of an angel you look like while surrounded by his soft white sheets. He would settle for a car, but your home is much better.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Kissing is his number one movement to start things off, so I think just kissing him would make him ready to go. I can see him having a thing for lip biting, especially when you’re reading or doing some other innocent task.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

If its something you don’t like, he won’t ever do it. He draws the line at bodily injury and excretory body fluids, Cedrics not hardcore like that. Wouldn’t mind choking you but he could never slap you or hurt you in any other way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Cedric prefers giving, he feels bad because he takes so long to finish so he always leaves it up to you. He is an absolute got at eating coochie though, he pays attention to what you do and don’t like. And he would honestly eat you out anywhere. Like sometimes he just drops to his knees and hikes your leg up. His eyes when he looks up at you tho....fuck.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Definitely depends on the moment but I think most of the time he’s sensual and slow. He wants the world to stop and for it to only be your bodies moving in sync with each other, and especially so he can look into your eyes while he gets you closer and closer to orgasm.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves the whole rose petal romantic 2 hour long sex thing but will rip off your underwear in a closet to eat you out if he can.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He only takes risks by asking about something. He would always get your consent before anything else happens, so he knows worst you could do is say no. That being said, if you ask him 97% of the time he’s on board. Public sex took some convincing but he was in love with it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I just think he’s ready to eat pussy 24/7 despite how hard he is. He’s horny all the time (in spirit if not physically) so I think he would go for multiple rounds. Though he will eventually get tired in one position, so you end up switching through 50 different positions in the span of the hour.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

The only toys Cedric uses on his partner are handcuffs at most. He prefers to use his skill because after all, he’s the one who should be making you feel that good.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Cedric isn’t the tease, you are. He wants you but simply can’t take you from behind during potions class, so he rests his hand on your thigh. He secretly loves how cocky you get, and secretly you love how turned on he is from your legs.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Listen to me: breathy moans. He’ll get so close to your ear and start whisper-moaning the most risque words. But, volume wise he’s quiet and he prefers it that way. He never wants to drown out the pretty mewls you make because of his fingers and cock.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He eats pussy that way iykyk. I’m glad every fic writer agrees that Ced is a pussy conesiour, because he loves grabbing your hips and pulling you down closer on his tongue, thats non negotiable. He probably has the strongest tongue in the world.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He thought he was small until he met you and was like “Sorry, I’m not that impressive 😔” then pulled out 6 inches of cervix shattering dick. Its thick too, but not like the porn-type thick, like it fits in your hand comfortably and fills you up perfectly.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Like I said: Always horny. Every time he watches you bite your lip he’s got a million things he wants to do to you in a broom closet.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He would rather watch you fall asleep even if that meant he never slept. But once he knows you’re sleeping, he wraps his body around yours with his chin on your shoulder and falls asleep. Prefect rooms= naked naps.

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