#what the fuck sarah

[captainninej]

im rewatching cindy's acosf video and holy shit rhysand reading out nesta's bill to feyre is so fucking manipulative???? hello???

#it is forever FUCK rhysand #anti rhysand #anti feysand #anti acotar #anti sjm #anti acosf #WHAT THE FUCK SARAH #THIS IS ROMANTIC TO YOU??

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

not sally writing a whole show where shes an amazing mother supporting her kid out of an abusive relationship and then becoming abusive towards her real life kid. not telling her agent that she has 'more to bring to the table than breakfast' only to end up as a waitress in a breakfast bar. not barry spinning a narrative to his son about being a war hero and even naming himself after superman when his son doesnt even know his real name or that they're on the run for murder. 'he thinks my name is emily' 'but he knows who YOU really are.' not hank telling barry that he didnt want to take everything for himself and wanted to split it 50/50 with cristobal only to kill cristobal and taking it all for himself but still acting like it's both of their empire. naming his business a combination of their names and erecting a golden shrine to his dead lover. everyone is acting. everyone trying desperately to live their own lie.

#even fuches leaning into the raven narrative #what the fuck bill #barry #hbo barry #barry spoilers #bill hader #alec berg #barry berkman #sally reed #noho hank #cristobal sifuentes #sarah goldberg #anthony carrigan #michael irby #barry meta

[the-darkestminds]

“Elain deserves better than Lucien.”

At no point during this entire series are we led to believe that Lucien isn’t a high quality, compassionate, and thoughtful male. ✋😤

#don’t slander my man #he’s so sexy #doesn’t Elain deserve to fuck someone with fire in his blood?? #he’s a good male #from Feyre herself #Feyre knows what’s up #sarah j maas #sjm #acowar #acomaf #acotar #acosf #acofas #a court of wings and ruin #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #a court of frost and starlight #a court of silver flames #pro elucien #pro Elain #Elain #lucien vanserra #Feyre #elucien #gwynriel #pro gwynriel #anti elriel #anti e/riel #antielriel #pro lucien vanserra

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Masturfesting w/ Mikey

♡ NSFW, fem reader, masturbation + manifesting, delusion, established friendship, panty stealing, perv!Mikey, college au ♡

note: my beautiful moot @i-literally-cant-with-this gave me this little idea 🩷 I started at 2am and finished around 3, its 6:30 right now so yeah lol I need some rest

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You and Mikey had always been close growing up, and that didn't change one bit when you two got to college. Of course he was still out partying and fighting with his friends, those things, along with your presence, were the only things he kept consistent. But a lot of things changed, he started becoming more aware of himself, of his feelings towards you, and of his place in your life. He knew he wanted a relationship with you, but wasn't sure how to approach you. So he did what he thought was best and started doing some research.

He discovered a lot of romance coaches, wikiHow articles and unhelpful stuff like that, but then he struck what he thought was a gold mine. He discovered the spiritual side of love, specifically types of love potions and spells. He was never one to believe in magic but it couldn't hurt to try. The one that caught his eye? Masturfesting. It was so disgustingly delusional, it just had to work. And so, he started a routine. Everytime he was hard, he'd go on your social media pages, scroll through, and find a picture he could get off to. He'd start off slow, savoring the moment and imagining your pretty hands wrapped around his dick. He'd finish pretty quickly, staining his phone and the picture of you on the screen with gooey strings of cum.

This became a daily occurrence for him, but as of late he felt like it wasn't working. He needed to go further, to do something more…risky. So he walked to your dorm after class, under the false pretenses of having a study session. You two were in your room laying on a pile of pillows on the floor, flipping through textbooks, when suddenly you had to use the bathroom. You left the room, giving Mikey the chance to take his masturfesting to the next level. He rooted around in your dirty laundry, stealing a pair of your panties and pocketing them for himself. You came out of the bathroom and were none the wiser.

After the study session was over he went back to his dorm, rushing to the bathroom to make use of your panties. The soft material felt like heaven wrapped around him, and he couldn't help but imagine thrusting into your pretty pussy instead of his hand. The way they felt, the way they looked, the way they smelled, everything turned him on and made him even more determined to have you for himself. He fully believed that his disgusting actions would result in you unknowingly falling head over heels for him, and maybe it would…or maybe he's just delusional as all hell. Either way he's not gonna stop, not anytime soon, not until he's sure you'll want him as much as he wants you.

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@arlerts-angel @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #mikey smut #tokyo revengers fanfiction #delulu is the solulu #real talk this man is so fucking hot and delusional 😮‍💨 #literally had no clue what masturfesting was before Sarah told me lol #imma just leave this here #gotta let it marinate in ya mind fr 🙌 #I wish someone was this delusional for me honestly 💀

[lullabestie14]

Them: “Don’t romanticise Azriel saving Gwyn it’s weird 😡”

Them: “Don’t romanticise Azriel saving Mor it’s weird 😡”

Also them: *drawing a fanart of a bloody Elain in azriel’s arms omg he said im getting her back 😍*

#what the fuck #anti elriels #gwynriel #elucien #azriel #gwyneth berdara #lucien vanserra #elain archeron #acotar #sarah j maas

[redibinch]

According to Adi Shankar in the tokyopop q&a, Rayman and Bullfrog are both below 5'5 and Bullfrog is shorter.

#terrifying #captain laserhawk #rayman #dolph laserhawk #bullfrog #jade captain laserhawk #jade beyond good and evil #sarah fisher #what the FUCK are they feeding these bitches #height chart #height difference #i will NEVER draw Rayman's head that big its scares me #you bitches are so damn big😦 #I couldn't find good full body jpegs of anyone else:/

[yoonhong]

#hudson & rex #charlie hudson #sarah truong #charah #my gifs #not sure how u guys tag on this side of tumblr but :D #GOOOD what a scene. mayko the face acting that u do the actress that u r #MY PARENTS!!!!!!! #lol i just noticed i fucked up the caption color on the last one but ive closed ps already...no one sees it

[puppyeared]

Tell me about a song you like right now, maybe an animation you just watched that made you think thoughts and feel things

Only Acting by Kero Kero Bonito!! I want to make an animatic for Macaque using this song and some parts of Shadow Play and the s4 special.. although im still mapping it and deciding whether I want to use the radio edit or not lol

#its like really really rough and mostly in my head rn bc i havent drawn lmk in a while so im a little rusty. probably need to rewatch some #eps if i want to get a good idea of what i wanna include. im also debating if i should wait until we get more context on his and wukongs #past before i do anything bc the last thing i wanna do is butcher it @_@... i was thinking of paralleling the song with the pilgrims #but because i dont actually know what HAPPENED or why mac even thinks wukong killed him thats probably gonna be important to know #but its like really cool in my head.. if u listen to the song sarahs voice uses an audio filter and there are some random glitch effects #which could be good visually for macs smoke monster and him fucking with MK in general.. spooky stuff!!! #the lyrics also speak from the pov of a performer which is what reminded me of mac in the first place so it would be fun to animate to #its in my shower playlist so when i listen to it i get really intense visualizing for what scenes i wanna do. hitting 2 birds with 1 stone #actually thats smth i do when i wanna storyboard smth.. i add it to my shower playlist bc thats where i come up with my ideas lol #but yea!!! if i ever get around to doing it id be really excited to share what i have.. i have another in mind with pigsy and MK #which is way shorter and i could probably get it done during my break... ;o) #my art #myart #ask #answered #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #doodles #yapping

[acecroft]

THE KILLING 1.01

#thekillingedit #tvedit #the killing #sarah linden #stephen holder #mireille enos #joel kinnaman #mygifs #usermichi #televisiongifs #userstream #useroptional #i was about to start yet another rewatch of the following #but then i was like you know what i will rewatch the killing first #it was a few years since my last rewatch #fucking brilliant show #love the original too i just vibe more with this version

[quixtrix]

tired of people being like "yall dont talk about dolph" "yall dont talk about sarah" the answer is right there look at both of them

#“is it bcthey're both gay” NO ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE BROWN. #THEY'RE FUCKING BROWN. #“dont be racist” girl fandoms are racist. #idgaf if yall get offended #because i know what the majority of yall are #and i dont need an apology as a poc or whatever the fuck #but please guys #in a show all about societal issues AND uses an entire species as a in world equivalent for poc #think about it #for more than 5 seconds #of what would happen when it comes to the real world #captain laserhawk #dolph laserhawk #sarah fisher #please do your research before asking me for clarification on this i can smell the questions #google colourism

[leafemoji]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? #tommyinnit #tom simons #sarah simons #uncle nasty #????

[selcouth-vast-poet]

uhhh uhh pen art(dubiously art) dump

#i love the little :D eve and jonahs terrified face specifically #what the fuck do i tag this with oh God #also WOE HTB ALT!CESAT BE UPON YE IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER #htb alt!cesar #hail true body au #cesar torres #adam murray #jonah marshall #evelin miller #sarah heathcliff #dave lee #insane how i havemt found a mark one #the mandela catalogue #my art

[lullabestie14]

Elriels on reddit are one of the most disgusting people in this world.

They are saying Gwynriel can’t happen because Az saved Gwyn, and that “sjm will not write about a survivor and her saver”?? One of them said “sjm only writes about women that are sexually confident and not virgins” THE FUCK?!?! Girl do you realize how fucking weird and misogynistic that sound?

Gwyn asked Nesta how sex with Cassian was, she even reads smut, Elain on the other hand blushes while talking about sex/periods!!

And the fact that Lucien and Rhys are both SA survivors too. But i dont see them having problems with that, or them saying “Vassa and Lucien can’t happen cos lucien was SA’d”

They are weird and nasty and Its so telling how every casual reader notices that too. 🤢🤢

#what the fuck #gwynriel #elucien #anti e/riel #acotar #sarah j maas

[khanumshahrzad]

Christina's "love"

#moral orel #christina posabule #my hc is that in her “love” episode she gets a cat instead of a dog #not sure what she'd name it #fucking doodle #inspired by sarah kay

[nocasdatsgay]

After doom scrolling the acotar tag I’ve decided the internet was a mistake.

#why do you need something to be canon so bad??? #who gives a fuck about what Sarah thinks? #she’s just an author hit her with you car #that is a meme do not report me

[sarah-yyy]

the worst part of this job is client interaction because i can really be out here asking y/n questions and my client will literally tell me every single thing EXCEPT the answer to my question

#i am AT MY LIMIT AGAIN MY DUDES #all i wanted to know from my client was 1) is there a problem with the tenants vacating because i am getting the vibe it's a Problem #and 2) if there is no problem when is the move-out date #this is just so i can draft this stupid settlement deed right #it's all information i need like if i could do without this i WOULD just so i wouldn't have to claw information out of my client- #-like it's killing him to tell me things that i actually have to know to be able to do the work he's engaged me to do #and he went on a whole spiel about how he's going to take opposing counsel to the law society like ????????????????? #buddy can we go one step at a time #that side track went on for almost ten mins and i was actively trying to turn the convo back!!! but we got back to the main issue!! #and i PRY that information out of him by baiting him to answer like i'm fucking cross-examining at trial #and come to this conclusion that it sounds like the tenants ARE vacating on the 29th #to attempt to get a firm answer i go 'okay so the tenants WILL vacate that's what you're telling me?? there's no problem??' #and he said 'under the tenancy act we can't force them to leave' #WHAT DOES THIS MEAN #BUDDY YOU'RE KILLING ME #what's a nice law job where i don't have to talk to people #work stories #sarah talks about herself