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thesconesyard · 10 months
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Yeehaw!! McCoy flowed so easy, even if it is from Scotty.
When the Cactus Blooms
6. Wide Open Spaces
Scotty looked out at the night and couldn’t help the small sigh of awe that escaped him. The sky was velvety dark and the stars were shining and twinkling. The moon was just beginning to break the horizon.
“Beautiful night.”
“Aye,” Scotty agreed. He turned around to face the fire and McCoy sitting across from him.
They had left the ranch midafternoon to ride up the creek that flowed through the north pasture and into the river. Its waters had lowered to nearly half its usual depth, though there had been no dry spell yet. Jim was worried something had blocked it and so Scotty and McCoy were riding to see.
Uhura and Christine had sent them plenty of good food, easy to cook in the open. Scotty looked over again as McCoy let out a laugh.
“What?” he asked.
McCoy was pulling something out of the bag. One of the horses snorted over where they had tied them up to graze for the evening. They’d bring them back and hook them to the wagon when they went to sleep.
“Chris,” McCoy said with a shake of his head. “Where on earth did she…? Must’ve got’em from Geoff when I wasn’t looking.”
“What is it Doc?” Scotty couldn’t see it in the firelight. McCoy was stretching over to hand him something.
“Pair of peaches,” McCoy said happily. “That gal is a peach,” he chuckled. “She knows how I miss them.”
“Oh,” Scotty said, his chest tightening for a moment. “Thank you.” He held the fruit gently before finally taking a bite. “Oh!” he said in surprise with his mouth full.
“Yeah, they’re good alright,” McCoy said, holding his own.
“No, no, I just got juice all over me,” Scotty laughed. He wiped a hand down his front. “Ye coulda warned me Doc.”
McCoy grinned at him. “Now I’m gonna have to think of something to get her,” he said, looking thoughtful.
Scotty felt his hand shaking just the tiniest bit as he looked at McCoy again. He swallowed then spoke.
“Ye pair are close.”
“Known each other a long time,” McCoy nodded. “Came out here together you know.”
“What brought ye two?” Scotty looked at him curiously.
McCoy took the last bite of his fruit, then turned and threw the pit away. He gave his mouth a quick wipe with the back of his hand, and got to his feet. Scotty blinked in surprise.
“I-I didn’t—” he stammered.
“Nah,” McCoy waved a hand at him, as he dug into one of his saddlebags. “Need a little of this if we’re gonna get into that.” He came back to the fire and sat down holding a bottle.
“Come on,” he said, leaning forward, “where’s your cup?”
Scotty looked around himself in surprise, but found his cup and held it out. McCoy poured a full measure of an amber liquid, before pouring one for himself. Scotty nodded thanks.
He heard McCoy take a deep breath.
“I was married,” he said. “Before I came out here.”
“Oh.” Scotty was watching now. He hadn’t known that. “Was?” he asked.
“Yep.” McCoy’s tone changed. “Thought everything was good. The way it was supposed to be. Just finished my training to be a doctor; was starting to establish my own practice. Jocelyn Darnell was the prettiest thing around. Thought I had it made.”
McCoy stopped and took a drink from his cup. Scotty remembered he was holding his and took a drink too.
“I thought wrong,” McCoy said in a dark voice. “My father got sick. Real sick. Met Chris then. She was a nurse and came in to help take care of him.” McCoy’s voice got quiet. “Did everything we could but we couldn’t save him.”
He tossed back the rest of his drink and filled his cup again. He held the bottle towards Scotty, but he waved it off.
“Jocelyn got jealous. Thought there was something between Chris and me, no matter how many times I told her there wasn’t. Chris was engaged to a fella named Roger. Good man.”
“What happened?” Scotty asked after McCoy had been silent, looking in his cup.
“She divorced me.” McCoy shrugged. “Took off with a friend of mine. Roger was in a train accident and died. Chris and me, all we had left was each other. So we decided to pack up and find somewhere new together.”
“Why didn’t ye set up a new practice? When ye got here?”
“I tried for a bit, before you came. Worked with Dr. M’Benga in town, but never could get past doubting myself. I couldn’t save my own father, how could I save others?”
“Oh Doc…”
McCoy shook his head. “I like this. Being outside, working hard.” He looked up at the sky and the stars spread above them. “It’s good and we’re happy.”
Scotty sipped his drink. It was a good whisky and he wondered where McCoy had got it. ‘They’d had nothing left but each other; they were happy.’ The phrase repeated itself in his mind, eating at him. His heart began to pound, but he couldn’t stop his mouth.
“So… ye two… are ye- are ye together?” His tongue was thick getting the question out.
McCoy frowned gently.
“Me and Chris?” He laughed. “She’s my best friend and I love her to the ends of the earth. She’s the sister I never got to have. She still misses Roger and no one’ll ever replace him in her heart.”
Scotty breathed a silent sigh of relief.
“Besides,” McCoy continued, “there’s…there’s someone else I’ve got my eye on.”
“Oh.” Scotty’s chest tightened again. Deep down he knew it’d been too much to hope for. “Someone in town?”
“No. Someone a whole lot closer than that.” McCoy winked at him. “Think I’m gonna turn in,” he said quickly, getting to his feet.
“Right,” Scotty said flatly, as his heart began to race and his face warmed. Maybe he did still have that chance…
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your-name-is-jim · 11 months
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5 times Spock chased Kirk through time and space + 1 where his behavior was suspicious
Feat. Extremely done Leonard “Bones” McCoy
1. The Gamesters of Triskelion:
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2. The Paradise Syndrome:
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3. The Tholian Web:
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4. Wink of an Eye:
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5. The Mark of Gideon:
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+1 All Our Yesterdays:
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Aw, it’s not surprising that Bones could immediately tell that something was wrong with Spock. I mean, yes, they’re trapped 5000 years in the past on a frozen planet, but when did it ever stop Spock from looking for their Captain? LOL
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wisterian-dark · 7 months
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The only reason And the Children Shall Lead was not a complete waste of time is this McKirk crumb they threw my way at the end of it, a crumb that shall sustain me through the harsh, cold winter.
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spockedandloaded · 1 year
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Scribbling out an idea I wanna flesh out into a comic for Halloween
Werewolves in space anyone? ;)c
(Also can you tell I figured out how to draw animals first haha no way)
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mayosandwiche · 10 months
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Skz Drabbles - Cowboy 3racha
Listen, this was inspired by Topline Changbin, an Ateez cowboy fic, and the thought of Hyunjin as a sexy bartender.
Country kid Changbin, true-blooded ranching cowboy
works hard, plays hard. Except he means that by having a couple beers and then sleeping 10 hours
at least before getting up bc something broke or the cows got out, idk. Not plot relevant
so Chan and Jisung, obv also cowboys (Imagine Chan’s ass in chaps, goddamn)
They (Jisung) convinces them to go bar hopping after their yearly cattle sale (so they have money (is this relevant? Idk))
so bar hopping they go (think like the Fort Worth stockyards, western but modern)
at some point, they end up at a bar that has bartenders that also entertain (think Coyote Ugly).
Enter Hyunjin, wearing a mesh tee shirt, booty shorts that say ‘yeehaw’ on the ass and black chaps covered in rhinestones with sparkly fringe
Changbin goes up to the bar, sees the hottest man behind it and turns on the full cowboy charm
Hyunjin, seeing a cute cowboy smiling at him, also turns on the charm
after ordering and flirting back and forth, a song comes on that’s got choreography, so Hyunjin jumps onto the bar and starts dancing
Changbin has front row seats to the show, obviously (I haven’t decided a song yet, but there’s body rolls and seduction happening, trust me)
at one point, Hyunjin looks down and decides to steal Changbin’s cowboy hat and wear it, giving Changbin a saucy little wink
Chan and Jisung watch this and proceed to lose their shit, teasing Changbin
after the song is done and Hyunjin is off the bar, he comes back over to Changbin
he probably does a sexy/dramatic pose and simply says, ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy,’
Enough said, Changbin definitely goes home with Hyunjin
Hyunjin definitely rides that cowboy
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Chan and Jisung find their own little city boys (sweet sunshine Felix and meaner than a rattlesnake Minho)
and they all fucked happily ever after
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creativecuquilu · 1 year
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Will I ever stop harming Tom Baker and company taking them to random places and making them do things they shouldn’t do?
The answer is no.
Hope you like them!
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simmeons · 10 months
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i don't make the rules but this song is definitely Scones material thank you
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emilynightshade89 · 2 years
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I did my ocs in this really cute picrew!
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1. Wendy McCoy (Daybreakers) when she meets Lionel Cormac and the others for the first time.
2. Rose Gonzales (Streets of Fire) on a night out in town.
3. August Ripley (Hellboy) getting all flustered because he brought Liz fome coffee when she really needed it and gives her thanks. ☺️
Tagging: @wretched-mischief and @glitter-and-gasoline and anyone else who would like to!! :D
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sleepymccoy · 4 months
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Spones fake romance subplots that make me want to write normal star trek episode scripts (can you imagine?),
Spock is required to battle some alien thing, and spend the night beforehand alone under alien observation. He was injured so Kirk is desperate for McCoy to get access to him. Kirk finds out that spouses are the exception and insists that Spock and McCoy are married. They have to act married with absolutely no chance to set boundaries or communicate what they're doing beyond a hasty whisper
On some planet and they do something together that the culture accept as a proposal (walking through an archway, getting excited about the same xenobiology thing, whatev) and no matter what Spock and McCoy say the aliens believe they're newly engaged and insist on throwing a party in their honour. Kirk tells them to play along please, they're so excited and it's making things easier. Also it's hilarious.
They need to travel through alien space that requires all people in their space be married (cultural thing about single people being half a person, not able to hold a job). Spock and McCoy team up cos neither of them want to, but at least the Vulcan privacy customs will mean they don't have to PDA. Unfortunately, they keep having to attend diplomatic dinners and Kirk insists they at least compliment each other occasionally, ffs
The enterprise is in trouble for some fuckery and everyone is on their best behaviour. Spock and McCoy get caught fighting somewhere inappropriate within starfleet because they weren't paying attention to where they were walking. While getting a dressing down Spock knows the admiral telling them off is a romantic so he says that he and McCoy were kissing. McCoy, head in hands, cannot disagree or it'll make things worse. "Yep, we were making out." So they have to play a couple from then. Kirk loves it. He involves it in their trial defence.
Classic hiding from the cops on some planet behaviour and in order to give themselves an alibi for being found in a cupboard they make out. They then have to, individually in their interrogation cells, try and guess what romantic backstory the other would be spinning and do their best to match it. They do a terrible job
They go to a conference together and get cheaper tickets by applying for the travel as a pair. They put themselves down as colleagues on everything, but when they get to the cruise they're in the honeymoon suite and an attendant politely advises them to play along or they'll be bumped to the next ship. McCoy finds a way to deeply enjoy every moment until things actually get a little bit romantic and then he's super uncomfortable. Spock appears unaffected (he's very affected).
McCoy starts addressing Spock by Vulcan pet names to be a shit stirrer and some diplomat overhears it and deduces that they're secretly dating. Lots of the diplomat finding ways to leave the two of them alone, but Spock and McCoy are none the wiser and just enjoy a squabble. Ep ends with the diplomat winking at them as they all stare blankly, before being transported away
Similar, but post Katra some Vulcan assumes that Spock and McCoy were married and asks all these questions about it over dinner, but doesn't outright say it so everyone's just answering the weird questions as honestly as they can. Nothing they say makes it clear that they aren't dating until like the end of the dinner. McCoy loses his shit about it
Spock is required to mindmeld with McCoy for some plot reason, the aliens they're with think it's awesome and are like!! Can you do that on everyone!!! So cool! So Spock is like, "nope, only McCoy. Because... We're... Married?" And McCoy will always support Spock in a consent thing, and mind melds are v invasive for him, but even so. They're only on the planet for the first like fifteen min, the rest is them on the ship with McCoy making endless fun of Spock over it
Someone is hitting on McCoy but he's not keen. Lets her down easy by saying he's seeing someone. Spock wanders by as this convo is wrapping up and due to convoluted shit pretends he's the someone. McCoy is grateful, but very annoyed about how it all worked out really. But when they have a fight the lady shoots her shot again so McCoy gets like romantic about it to keep the story alive
Actually hell yeah, what's your favourite?
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ensignsimp · 4 months
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Sleepy Snuggles TOS Kirk, Spock, McCoy HCs:
A/N: It was almost time for bed when I sat down to write this.
A/N+: I was so happy to find that this one had survived!
Prompt: It's been a long day, you and the rest of the away team have just returned from a mission.
James T. Kirk
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Taking You to Bed
After returning Kirk gives everyone strict orders to return to their quarters.
He notices you wobble a little bit before having to lean in a doorway before nearly collapsing.
He quickly and quietly sneaks up behind you and scoops you up in his arms.
"No falling behind (rank)(L/N)." He winks
He doesn't realize that he's taking you back to his quarters.
He puts you down on the bed and starts removing his uniform. He kindly tosses you a pair of spare pajamas to wear.
He's too tired to think of the consequences when crawls into bed next to you.
He wraps an arm around you spooning you gently.
He's so big it's hard to wiggle away from him but the weight feels nice.
He even nuzzles your hair and murmurs softly, it's just too cute.
Taking Him to Bed
When Kirk orders everyone to bed you notice he's having a hard time staying up himself.
He stumbles a little bit when stepping off the transporter and you have to catch him by the hand.
You carefully wrap an arm around your shoulders and help him to his quarters.
"Thank you (rank)(L/N), you're too good to me." He says giving you a sleepy smile.
You take him back to his quarters stumbling slightly due to his size.
When you get him back you try to gently lower him into the bed but he just falls in pulling you with him.
Eventually, you wiggle out of his grasp and help him change his clothes. He whines, begging you to stay.
You can't help but feel a little sorry for him and decide to change into a borrowed pair of pajamas.
You barely have your clothes on when he pulls you back into bed with him.
He rests his head on your chest and wraps his arms around your waist.
Spock
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Taking You to Bed
It is so obvious that you are exhausted that even Spock notices.
You protest trying to prove that you're not tired when you trip over your own feet.
Spock catches you in his arms, and in one fell swoop he picks you up in his arms. You quickly wrap your arms around his neck.
"It is all too apparent that you are exhausted (rank)(L/N). I shall escort you to your quarters myself." You could have sworn you saw a smirk.
When your hold slips, he takes it as a sign of further exhaustion. So instead he takes you to his quarters.
It is only logical with his quarters being closer.
His room is far more decorated than you expected. When he sets you on the bed he even removes your shoes and tucks you in.
He sits across from you to make sure you fall asleep.
He may even pull out his harp or read poetry as to ensure you fall asleep faster.
Taking Him to Bed
He let out one of the largest most discrete yawns you had ever seen.
You were almost tempted to ask if he was alright when you noticed the bags under his eyes.
You wrap his arm around your shoulder and insist that he get some sleep before you get Dr. McCoy involved.
"It is illogical for me to continue while I am tired. Can you assist me to my quarters (rank)(L/N)?" You can see a light tint of green brush his cheeks.
You try to take him back to his quarters, but he stumbles a bit and due to his strength you struggle to keep up.
You eventually get him to his quarters by now he's mumbling things that you can't quite make out. (Partly because it's mostly Vulcan.)
When you get him into bed and help him out of his uniform and into his pajamas. He suddenly gets quiet and stares at you.
His eyes are soft and his gaze is sad, almost longing.
He holds his hand out to you as you lower him into bed and pull the covers over him.
His fingers graze your cheek and he whispers something unintelligible in Vulcan. You smile as you take his hand and place it on his chest.
Dr. Leonard McCoy
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Taking You to Bed
Dr. McCoy wastes no time and gives everyone strict orders for bed rest.
He notices you are struggling to pick yourself up after stumbling.
He even lets out an annoyed groan before wrapping an arm around your shoulders to pick you up.
"Come on Doctor's orders, don't make me drag you there." He says
He takes a while to drag you to sick bay. He convinces himself it was just a precaution to make sure you don't have anything else wrong.
He puts you into bed and orders the others to leave the two of you alone.
He's too tired to try and return to his quarters so he takes a bed next to yours.
You're fast asleep by the time he sits down in his own bed. He watches you for a moment wondering what it would be like to snuggle with you.
He shakes the thought from his mind until he feels you grab the back of his shirt. (You're worse than Kirk.)
He tucks you back into place before gently patting your head. He's a doctor, not a teddy bear. (Though he would love to be your teddy bear.)
Taking Him to Bed
He may be a doctor but he is also a hypocrite, even though he orders everyone to bed he insists he's fine.
When he almost falls off the transporter you have to catch him and wrap an arm under him to keep him steady.
He protests slightly but eventually gives up when realizes you're stronger than him.
"Fine, this is ridiculous I'm a doctor, not a baby!" He grumbles
It's almost kind of sweet how he tries to drunkenly tell you how he can take care of himself as you drag him to the sickbay.
It is safer to take him to the sickbay that way other doctors and nurses can keep an eye on him. He tries to protest yet again but he gives up.
You finally get him into a bed and help him out of his uniform and into a pair of spare pajamas.
He gets really quiet when he sees you helping him and not teasing him like Spock or Kirk would.
He knows he'll hear it tomorrow though.
Once you have him tucked in he reaches out to try and touch you but he holds himself back. You notice and decide to give him a peck on the forehead.
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darkness-and-books · 3 months
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How the TOS crew reacts to being stuck in the turbo lift with you
requested by anon: “how would the tos crew react to getting stuck in the turbolift with reader?”
Spock
He only briefly looks up when he realises that the turbo lift has stopped.
Has no reaction whatsoever and goes back to doing whatever work on his PADD because he figures somebody has to notice it’s out of order fairly quickly
He just goes about his business until he hears you hyperventilating
He already knows why you’re panicking.
Spock does his best to comfort you by telling you that there’s only one turbo lift and therefore someone will have to fix it soon.
He’ll 100% tell you all about the history of elevators and how the turbo lift is so much safer 🤓
If you’re still worried after that he’ll let you hold his hand until someone finally fixes the turbo lift.
Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy
Internally, he also freaks out a little bit
Bones somehow keeps his composure despite being trapped very close to you
He’s entirely in his own head about it until he realises that he can hear you freaking out even more than him
His inner country boy breaks out a little and pulls you close to him
Absolutely kisses your hands and maybe even your cheek to make you giggle a bit
He’ll remind you that you guys have been through way worse than a stopped turbo lift.
Jim Kirk
“Huh” his exact words after realising you’ve stopped.
Honestly, he really really trusts his crew so he won’t be worried at all
But the moment he hears your breathing pick up he’ll start cracking jokes
“Actually this works out perfectly, I was on my way to a meeting”
Pulls you into a big bear hug and tells you how he’d much rather be here with you
if you’re still panicking he’ll say something like “do I have to order you to calm down”
Keeps telling jokes until you laugh
and when you do laugh, he’s pretty sure his heart jumps out of his chest.
Nyota Uhura
Absolute girl boss about it
Would 100% wait it out if it weren’t for the fact that she could see you panicking
But you’re panicking and she can’t bare to see you with anything but a smile on your face
She pulls out her comm and calls down to engineering (why did no one else think to do this? 🧐)
Once she’s done that all she can really do is wait
She won’t even wait or hesitate, she’ll pull you to the floor and sit with you
10/10 would recommend getting stuck in the turbo lift with Nyota, she will cuddle until someone fixes the lift
Sulu
“Oh my”
His mind seriously blanks
But he kicks into gear when he remembers you’re here too
He pulls out a deck of cards and asks if you like magic 🪄
(I dunno why I just think Sulu can do card tricks and stuff 🤷‍♀️)
Card tricks quickly devolves into an intense game of war
Its unexpected for sure, but it works
Scotty
It takes him a moment to notice
But when he hears your breathing he looks up and realises that you’ve stopped
You’re lucky to be stuck in the turbo lift with the head of engineering
He gives you a quick wink 😉 and smirks when you blush
He’d turn around, open up a panel that you didn’t even know existed, and fix it
Bam, problem solved
If you’re really shaken up by it though he’ll probably take you for a drink after or make you tea if you don’t drink
I hope you like it, anon. I’m super sorry if this isn’t what you had in mind, feel free to re-request it with more specific parameters if this isn’t what you meant.
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dira333 · 8 months
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the manly cold
Bones x reader
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The first time you meet Leonard McCoy you are in your third year in the Academy and it’s almost a year after Jim Kirk, the troublemaker, has managed to find you yet again.
The first time you meet Leonard McCoy is when Jim, the whiny idiot, manages to call both of you for help at the same time and when you show up in your sweaty work out clothes there’s this handsome guy where your nuisance of a friend from Iowa should be.
“Who are you?” You ask each other at exactly the same time.
“I asked first,” he’s just a tiny bit faster than you.
“Y/N,” you wipe your hand on your trousers and offer it to him, “The girl that beat his ass eleven times in a row.”
“Ah,” he says and in the way he lifts the left corner of his mouth, just the tiniest bit tells you that Jim’s told him about you. That sucker.
“And you?” You ask when he doesn’t speak quick enough for your liking.
“Leonard McCoy. The one guy he keeps pestering.”
“Ah,” you smile and grab his hand to shake it, “You’re the doctor that threw up on him.”
He forces a smile and pulls back his hand and you realize that yes, your flirting skills are indeed hopeless.
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If you had hoped for Jim’s charm to step in where you lacked in basically everything, you should have known better. Especially on a day like this, when he had summoned you with nothing more but an “I’m dying!” text, a clear sign that he was getting sick.
And as you shove open the door to his room with your regular dose of impatience, he barely lifts his head from his pillow to groan.
“I can’t breathe!” He gasps, his stuffy nose contorting his voice.
“Oh, shut up, that’s just a cold,” Dr. McCoy announces from behind you and steps forward.
“It’s the manly cold,” you explain, making your way over into the small kitchen, “And the only remedies I know are homemade soup and a lot of attention,” You call over your head but stop short when you hear a pained groan.
“I believe in a more advanced therapy,” the Doctor says as he pulls the hypospray away from Jim’s neck.
You smirk. “Who said Doctor’s aren’t worth anything?”
“I don’t know,” he answers calmly, “Who said that?”
Yeah, you definitely need to work on your social skills.
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A bit more than a year later you graduate from the Academy, leaving behind nothing more but a soup recipe taped to Jim’s fridge and a rather stiff hug.
“Don’t forget to keep in touch,” Jim reminds you.
“I tried that when I left Iowa and you tracked me down anyway,” you joke, “I don’t dare to try it again.”
“I could become your new captain,” he jokes and you hiss in exaggerated shock.
A part of you wants to say goodbye to his friend too. The good-looking, funny in his one way, Doctor friend whose presence has you make a fool of yourself every single time. But then again, it’s probably better this way.
“Tell the Doctor, I said hi,” you tell Jim instead and clap him on the shoulder, “Don’t annoy him too much.”
“He’s gonna have to make my soup.”
“Or you just gonna learn how to do it yourself.”
He rolls his eyes at you. “Just leave.”
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And that could have been it. That could have been the quirky story you tell over drinks when you go on shore leave about the way you sucked at flirting when you were young.
But Jim had to be Jim. A bit of an ass most of the time, but a genius one.
He called you once a month to complain about the Academy, his workload, a girl that dumped him or just about anything else. His natural charm and the fact that you kind of missed him made it easy to just talk and joke and laugh for the better part of an hour until it was time to hang up and every single time he called it turned out that McCoy had been in the room, out of your sight but always close enough to listen to.
“Don’t call me when you have a friend over,” you chastised him, but he grinned and winked and you knew that he knew that- yeah, better not talk about it.
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And that could have been it. That could have been your friend from the Academy that tried to set you up with a cute guy in the worst way possible.
But Jim had to be Jim. A total genius with ideas that made him a magnet for everything crazy.
First he almost got thrown out, then he was suddenly on the Enterprise, then he got thrown out - literally - but from the Enterprise and not the Academy and then, you always got that a bit mixed in your head, no matter how many times he told you the story, he met the future self of that green-blooded guy from his ship, but in old and from another timeline… or something like that.
And in a way that only Jim could, he saved the world, his Captain’s life and got, almost like by accident, not only his place in the academy back, but also the position of the Captain, on the Enterprise of all ships.
“I could hire you,” he had told you right away in your next phone call, “You get over here from that murky cold system you’re currently traveling through and work for me. I mean Cupcake’s doing a good job, but I can use more people in Security who can effectively kick my ass.”
“I have a good job here,” you tell him, sparing yourself the Cupcake story for another time.
“I’m sure Bones would like to have you here too,” Jim tried and you glared at him.
“Ask me again when you can be a Captain that doesn’t try to annoy me every five seconds.”
“Deal.”
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And that could have been it.
But Jim had to be Jim.
And when you picked up another call, it wasn’t his voice coming through, but that of McCoy.
“Listen,” he said with urgency in his voice, “We need you here.”
“What do you mean?”
“The Kid just broke more laws than I can count right now and lied about it in his report. If we’re lucky, he’s going to get a reprimand, but I think he’s running out of luck.”
“I can take my break,” you said, “And be in San Francisco in a week.”
He sighed and you closed your eyes, savoring the fact that this conversation might have a terrible topic, but you wouldn’t have thought of the two of you talking like this to be possible. He seemed to think the same thing.
“Looks like you can talk normally around me after all,” he tried to joke and you can’t help but grunt.
“Looks like you don’t make me that nervous when you’re not standing in the same room as me.”
You bite your tongue and close your eyes in pain.
No, your flirting skills will probably never improve.
“I gotta go, ask for my break. See you… maybe, someday, I don’t know, bye.”
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But when you show up in San Francisco, you’ve come too late.
The one guy that’s actually willing to tell you something is Jim’s Chief Engineer, Scotty something, who talks a lot and drinks even more.
He lets you sit there, shocked and speechless, as he tells you what has happened, things Jim hasn’t even bothered to mention.
The fact that Christopher Pike died. That Jim went out for revenge.
That, just by a hair’s breadth, none of them would have survived.
And that Jim had not just died but had come back to life again because of some crazy blood thing. Scotty something explained that working with Jim’s sheer amount of luck and the crazy talent their CMO must have.
“Can I go see him?” Are the first words you get out and you’re not entirely sure if you’re only talking about Jim.
“Sure thing, Lassie, just go up and tell them Scotty’s sent you.”
.
When Leonard steps out of Jim’s room, he can’t remember the last time he’s had sleep, but that he needs coffee, urgently. But then he sees you sitting on one of the terrible chairs in the hallways, shoulders slumped, a bag next to your feet.
You jump up the moment you notice him, cross the hallway and hug him with a strength that probably shouldn’t surprise him. You work in security, after all.
“I am so so so so glad he has you as a friend,” you breathe into his shoulder and step back immediately, “I made soup. I know it’s not the manly cold, but it usually helps when Jim complains about being sick and-”
“He’s going to be fine. I hope. I wish. I don’t know, I just…” He lets out a breath. “You make me nervous too.”
He doesn’t know how he expects you to react. You surprise him anyway.
“I don’t know if my soup helps with that too,” you tell him, a smile on your lips, “But if you leave Jim at least half of it, we can try.”
.
Now that could have been it. A story about getting together, just as quirky as each part of the couple itself.
But Jim just had to be Jim.
And now you’re stuck with your husband in a cabin in the middle of snowy nowhere in something that was supposed to be a cozy holiday.
Cozy, because Jim had taken everything medical looking away from Leonard, telling him to relax during his shore leave.
And what had Leonard done?
He had gotten a cold. A manly cold.
“Soup’s ready!” You call from the kitchen and the groaning from the bedroom sounds just the tiniest bit less like dying whale and more like a happy whale.
Well, you’ve got your experience with manly colds, after all.
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Time for another Elvis movie character story!
Spinout: a Mike McCoy Story
A/N: So I lowkey love Mike McCoy from Spinout. Like, he might be my favorite Mike. He's definitely the one I watch the most! He's such a little shit, but he's so cute I'll allow it. Still, he needed to be brought down a peg, so please enjoy this unorthodox fic 😂
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, lots of sex in this one, kissing, cussing, fingering, oral sex (f receiving), p in v penetrative sex, unprotected sex, ejaculation, also they drink alcohol in a couple of scenes
Word count: ~5.8k (I know; it's long. But I think it's worth it)
(There are NO GIFS of Mike McCoy, which is criminal. I'll make a few and come back)
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After he married off the three women that had insisted on marrying him, Mike McCoy went back to his life of singing, racing, and hooking up with any woman who was willing.
You start as his new drummer not long afterwards and it takes you about five minutes to realize what he's like. You are less than impressed, to say the least. Still, he's cute enough, so you flirt with him on stage when he comes back to play one of your drums. He winks, and you smile despite yourself, but you're not sold on him yet. Once the show is over, he comes to you, fighting off the crowd of women that's gathered around him.
"That was some show, kid."
"Oh, thanks." You start to pack up your drum kit.
"No, I'm serious. You're great. Would you like to-"
"No, thank you Mike." He blinks, confused.
"You don't even know what I was gonna ask."
"I feel like I do and I'm saying no."
"Okay." He looks at you funny and then goes back to the crowd of women.
The one thing that's changed since you came around is you demand that the group stay in motels instead of camping. He agrees only because it makes it easier for him to bring home girls.
You load up the car with the guys and then head back to your rooms. Mike has a girl in the front seat, so you squeeze in between Larry and Curly in the backseat of the Duesenberg. She giggles obnoxiously as you ride to the motel and you roll your eyes. Mike really is insufferable.
Back at the motel, you have your own room, but you share a wall with Mike. Needless to say, the girl he brought home didn't get any quieter once they reached the room. You put a pillow over your head and try to drown out the sounds. You know whats happening; you don't need sound effects.
When morning rolls around, the guys come to your room to eat the breakfast you've thrown together on the skillet you travel with. This was one of the stipulations to joining the band: you have to feed them. Mike shows up without the girl, thankfully. He smiles at you glowingly.
"You like tired, y/n. Couldn't sleep?"
"Was a little difficult with all that noise."
"Oh, I'm sorry honey, were we too loud?"
"Please don't call me honey. And yes." You go to walk away but realize you're in a small room and there's nowhere to go, so you head out the door to get some fresh air. You're out by the car when he catches up with you.
"What do you want, Mike?"
"I really am sorry, honey- I mean kid. I didn't mean to bother ya."
"Mhmm." You nod unconvincingly.
"Listen, why don't you let me take you out tonight after the show? Make it up to you?"
"You really don't need to do that."
"No, but I want to." You look up at him and do a quick appraisal. He's not really your type- too pretty- but he's not bad. His eyes are kind and his smile is sweet. You'd really like to see what he looks like without his hair fixed. And you haven't gotten laid in months. At least this way you wouldn't have to listen to him with anyone else.
"Oh, alright. Just one drink, though."
"Okay. I can work with that." You give him a half smile and head back into the motel room.
******
That night, after the show, you find yourself three drinks deep with Mike McCoy and you're having more fun than you expected. He's only had two drinks, but you go ahead and order a fourth one. Once you finish it, you lean over on his shoulder and intertwine your fingers with his. He looks down at you with the strangest expression on his face. But you don't care. He's warm and strong and he smells good and you're in the mood. When he decides it's time to go home, you grab the front of his jacket and pull his lips to yours. He backs away slowly, same strange expression on his face. He shakes his head a bit and then kisses you again quickly. You put your arms around his neck and slide your tongue into his mouth and he pulls back suddenly.
"Yeah, we need to leave."
"Whatever you say, Mikey." He hurries you out to the car, where he puts his hands on your hips and pulls you in for another deep kiss.
"I'm sorry, honey, I just didn't want to kiss ya like that in the bar." He kisses you again. You let him keep kissing you, he's not a half-bad kisser, so you hope it's a hint at things to come. Finally, he ushers you into the car and you drive back to the motel with your head on his shoulder and your hand in his lap. You can feel his erection through his pants, so you begin to stroke him gently. He grunts.
"Honey, you better be careful. You're gonna have to finish what you start."
"Oh, I plan to." He groans and kisses you again before turning back to the road.
When you get to the motel, he swings into a parking space and practically drags you out of the car and to his room. He gets the key in the door and the door open all without taking his lips off of yours. It's clear he does this a lot and you start to get excited that this might be a pretty good night.
He walks you backwards into the room and pulls your dress up and over your head in one move. You get off all four of his layers on top, though it does take longer than you expected. Once you're in nothing but panties and he has on his slacks, hardness straining against the crotch, he lays you down on the bed. He kisses your neck down to your nipple where he nibbles on one and teases the other with his fingers.
"Ow!" He pinches you just a little too hard.
"Oh god, I'm sorry. Did that hurt?"
"Yeah, it's okay though, just keep going." He keeps moving down your body, dropping hot kisses on your skin as he goes. When he reaches the place between your thighs, you lay back ready to enjoy the pleasure he's about to bring you. But after a few seconds you sit up on your elbows and look down at him. Based on the way he's moving his mouth on you, you'd guess this is the first time he's ever done this. You know that can't be right, though. Still, he's moving all wrong in all the wrong places. You're not quite sure how it's possible the be this wrong about what he's doing.
You let him do his thing, hoping that at some point he'll get to the right spot, but he never does. After way too long, he pulls back and says,
"Cum for me baby." And you'd love to. You really really would, but it's just not there and you're not the kind of girl that fakes it.
"Umm... I can't." He looks up at you confused and exhausted.
"What?"
"I said I can't."
"Oh..." He sits up and wipes his face with his hand. "Too much to drink?"
"Sureee..." You'll let that be the excuse. He seems to be okay with giving up and climbs up your body to line his cock up with your entrance. He's got a beautiful dick, so you hope that this part will be good, at least. But once he pushes into you, you lose hope for that possibility.
He's a jackhammer, and not a graceful one. He pounds into you relentlessly, but somehow also not passionately? He soldiers on, seemingly unaware of how bad he is and you let him, just waiting for it to be over.
"Is that good, baby?" He whispers as he slams into you over and over again.
"Mmm" you give him a half-hearted moan.
"Yeah, it's so good." He grunts and pulls out quickly to pump his cock and squirt his seed all over your stomach. Somehow, he doesn't even do that part right and it gets all over everything.
He rolls over onto his back next to you and you lay there wondering how on earth this is possible. The girl he was with last night sure sounded like she enjoyed it. Maybe it was a fluke? You're not sure you want to try it again though.
"Was that good for you, honey? Did you...?" Again, you're not one to lie to him, but you don't want to hurt his feelings. Still, there's really no other way to say it.
"No, not really." You say it quietly and he sits up, stunned.
"What?" You sit up too and try to ignore the fact that he hasn't cleaned you off yet.
"Well, do you want me to lie?"
"Maybe..." He runs his hand through his hair, legitimately puzzled.
"Can I get a towel or something?"
"Oh, sure." He gets out of the bed and gets a towel from the bathroom. "You want me to...?"
"No, you've done enough, thanks." You take the towel and use it to clean yourself off.
"Why didn't you say anything while we were... y'know... during...?"
"I don't know. How do you tell someone in the middle of sex 'hey, you're bad at this'?" You get out of bed and begin to put your clothes back on.
"That's fair."
"Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow, Mike."
"Hey, can we not... tell the guys?"
"Sure. Goodnight." He walks towards you like he's going to kiss you, but you open the door and walk out, back to your own room.
******
The next few shows you play together are painfully awkward. He tries to flirt with you on stage like normal, but you pretty much ignore him. You're still not sure what to make of the weird sexual experience you had together. Part of you wants to give him an opportunity to redeem himself, but most of you is okay with letting it go. About a week after your encounter, Mike comes to you when the show is done.
"Hey, honey, are you mad at me?" You smile at him awkwardly.
"No, I'm not mad. Why?"
"You just haven't talked to me in a week."
"Oh, well, y'know..."
"Is this because of-" He mouths the next part silently. "...the sex?"
You sigh and put your hands on your hips.
"You want me to lie?"
"It is. Will you give me a chance to try again? Maybe with no alcohol this time." You seriously doubt that'll help.
"Mike, I really don't think it's a good idea."
"Why not?" He pouts and it's admittedly very cute.
"Mike...."
"Come on, please? Just one more chance. I'll make it worth your while." He steps close to you and looks down into your face. His eyes are mesmerizing.
"Um... " He leans in close and kisses you gently. Maybe you could give him one more try. When he pulls back, he smiles.
"Let me take you to dinner tonight."
"Okay. We can try this again." He kisses you on the cheek and then goes back to packing the car.
******
After dinner, you find yourself back in Mike's hotel room naked with him again. He lays next to you on the bed sweating and breathing heavily.
"That had to be better." You look at him and grimace. To his credit, he did try to add several position changes, but that just seemed to throw off his momentum and make it even more awkward. "You're kidding me."
"I'm sorry..."
"What the hell am I doing wrong?!" You look at him skeptically. You're not even sure where to begin.
"Oh, Mike, I'm sure it's just me." It's not you, but you're willing to accept the blame if it means he'll leave you alone.
"No. There's a reason girls don't sleep with me more than once. I always told myself it was because I didn't want to get attached, but they don't usually try again." He almost sounds like he's on the verge of tears. "You gotta help me."
"Mike, no..." He turns and looks at you.
"Please?"
"How would I even do that?"
"Teach me." You roll your eyes and look away from him.
"No."
"You're really gonna just let me go back out into the world like this?" You laugh and turn back to him. "You're doing a disservice to all of womankind, really."
"Maybe you could just keep it in your pants."
"Oh no, honey, you know that's not an option." He rolls onto his side to face you and runs his fingertips down your cheek. "Come on, it'll be fun. You can boss me around all you want."
"That is tempting." You roll over and look at him. He seems so genuinely desperate. "Okay, listen, I'll think about it."
He smiles and for the first time you notice how attractive he really is.
"Thank you, honey."
"I haven't said yes, yet."
"Well, thank you for even considering it." He has the strangest desire to ask you to stay in his room overnight. Thats totally not his style at all. He hasn't slept in a bed with a woman in years. Something about you is different, though. He's noticed it since the beginning, but it just gets stronger the more he's around you. Like he doesn't get tired of you and want you to leave.
You get up out of the bed and start to get dressed again. He watches you quietly. Once you're put back together you turn back to him.
"Goodnight, Mike."
"Goodnight, y/n. And thank you... for your honesty."
"Of course." You walk through the door and pull it closed behind you.
******
Two nights later, you play another show at another bar. Afterwards, you expect Mike to either do his normal hunting routine or try to come talk to you, but he doesn't do either. Instead, he sits at a table alone with a drink and looks at the crowd of people around him. You watch him stare down at his drink and then take a big swig. He looks so pitiful just sitting there by himself. Part of you wonders if this is an act for your benefit, but he seems to really be feeling down. When a girl walks up to him and starts flirting with him, you realize he's not acting. She's pretty, but he barely even smiles or looks up at her. His confidence is shot and it's your fault. The girl finally shrugs her shoulders and walks away. You make your way over to him.
"Alright, fine." He looks up at you nervously.
"Fine, what?" You roll your eyes impatiently.
"Fine, I'll teach you." He stands up and smiles a little.
"Really?"
"Yes, really. Come on. Let's go." You hold your hand out to him and he takes it quickly, following your lead to the car. When you get there, you realize how excited he is and you hesitate.
"Mike, I'm not making any guarantees here. I'm not an expert."
"No, but you're obviously better than me. I'll take any kind of help I can get." You nod and he leans down and kisses you. He wraps himself around your waist and you put your arms on his shoulders. Suddenly, he stops and pulls away. "Wait. Am I bad at this part too?"
"No, surprisingly you're a pretty good kisser. So I know you have it in you. Somewhere."
"Oh, gee, thanks."
"Listen, if we're going to do this, you're going to have to be okay with me being totally honest with you." He straightens up and nods.
"Yes ma'am. I'm here to learn." You laugh a little and get in the car with him to drive to the motel.
******
"Okay, where do we start?" He asks almost as soon as the door to his room is closed. He's obviously eager. You think for a second about how to begin. You've never had to teach someone how to have sex before, so you're not exactly sure what to do. Then, you launch into a monologue about how every woman's body is different and just because you teach him yours doesn't mean he won't have to learn again with a new girl.
"Ah ha. That's where we start. You need to know how to read if you're on the right track."
"That seems like a lot of work, honey."
"You wanna get better or not?"
"Yes. Okay. So how do I know?"
"Well women will respond to certain things when they feel good."
"They usually do moan and say 'yes' and stuff." He offers. You purse your lips. These women are not helping.
"You know that's really easy to fake, right?" His mouth pops open. He had genuinely never considered that a girl might be faking pleasure with him.
"Noooo, I know what an orgasm sounds like." You roll your eyes and then start to moan. You gasp and cry out and moan even louder. You close your eyes and throw your head back, running your hand up your chest.
"Yes, yes, oh Mike, yes!" Then you stop suddenly and raise your eyebrows. When you finish your dramatic presentation he stands there with his mouth hanging open.
"Okay. Point taken." You sit down on the bed and he sits next to you. "So how do I know if it's real or not?"
"Look for body cues. Arching her back, grabbing the sheets, curling or flexing her toes. Also like, gritted teeth, faster heart rate and breathing. Sweating. It's hard to fake sweating."
"And if she does those things I should keep doing what I'm doing."
"Yes. Keep it steady, especially with your mouth. Like change it up a bit but if she doesn't respond then go back to what you were doing before." He nods.
"Okay. This is good. What else?"
"I'm not sure. You know what, just try to start and I'll stop you as we go." You gesture with your hands for him to touch you. He looks at you funny again and stays where he is next to you on the bed. "What's wrong?"
"I don't know. I just got really nervous all of a sudden." He smiles awkwardly.
"We've already done this twice before."
"I know but I just... I know it'll be bad..." He looks down at his lap.
"Hey! Look at me." You put your finger under his chin and tip his face up to look at you. "You're trying to get better. That's good. You could just keep going only worrying about your own pleasure, but you're not. Give yourself some credit."
The way you talk to him fills him with a kind of warmth he's never experienced before. He has the urge to kiss you, but not because he wants to have sex with you. He wants to kiss you because he wants to feel connected to you. Gently, he reaches out and puts his hand on your cheek, leaning in to press his lips against yours.
The kiss is more tender than anything you've experience with him thus far and it makes your stomach flip flop. He parts your lips and dips his tongue into your mouth passionately. The intensity continues to increase as your mouths move against each other and, without thinking, you climb onto his lap and straddle him. He runs his hands up under your shirt and pulls it up over your head. He kisses down your neck and for a second you forget that you're supposed to be giving him lessons. But then he takes your bra off and grabs your breasts aggressively.
"Okay... stop." He pulls back and looks at you breathlessly.
"What?"
"You're grabbing my boobs like they're trying to get away from you. Slow down. Touch me to feel me. Think about the sensation in your fingertips." You take his hands and put them back on your breasts. He looks down at them and squeezes softly. Then, he carefully runs his thumb over your nipple.
"What about my tongue?"
"What about it?"
"Can I focus on that sensation too? Like this?" Leaning forward, he gently licks your nipple until it hardens and you moan softly. He ghosts his lips across to your other breast and gives it the same attention, running his thumb over the other one to keep it hard. Your breath quickens and you run your fingers in the back of his hair. He drags his tongue up your chest to your neck and nibbles on your earlobe.
"There. Was that better?" He whispers in your ear and you nod with your eyes closed.
"Yeah, don't stop." He smiles and moves his hands to your back, kissing the supple skin of your breasts. You grind your hips against him and he groans.
"What happens now?"
"Now you flip me onto my back and use your mouth."
"Yes ma'am." He stands up with you wrapped around him, turns, and then lays you on the bed. He continues the pattern of gentle kisses down your body to the top of your pants. You arch your back and moan again.
"Ha! You arched your back!" He sits up and his eyes sparkle with pride. Something about that really tickles you and you erupt in a cascade of giggles. He frowns. "What? You did! I'm paying attention."
"No, you're doing great. You're just really cute. But don't stop." He smiles again and kisses the place between your bellybutton and the button on your pants.
"Can I?"
"Yes please." He unbuttons your pants and pulls them down and off. Next, he slides your panties down and tosses them to the side. He goes to move his mouth down to your center, but you stop him.
"Okay, now, here, give me your hand." You use your finger to guide his to where your clit is.
"Oh!"
"You feel that? That's where you want to focus your attention. Like this." You show him how to move his finger over and around it and whimper with the pleasure. You move your hand away and he presses down a little too hard.
"No! Gentle pressure." He adjusts to be softer and a small moan escapes your lips. "Yeah, like that. Now, give me your hand again."
He stops what he's doing and you take his middle finger and press it into you.
"I haven't done this since high school."
"Oh lord." You laugh. "You should do it pretty much every time." He moves it in and out by himself and then adds a second finger.
"Like that, honey?"
"Mhmmm." He notices that your breathing picks up again. "Now put your mouth on me where you had your finger a minute ago."
He leans forward and presses his tongue to your clit.
"Oh fuck..." You moan and you feel him smile. He begins to move his tongue the way he had moved his finger over and around you and you grab the sheets and whimper. "Yes, Mike, just like that."
Your hips buck into his mouth and he pumps his fingers in and out as he licks you in a consistent pattern with more fervor. You feel the pressure of your orgasm start to build.
"Mmm mmmm don't stop." You whisper through gritted teeth. He does a tickling motion with his fingers and you groan loudly. He feels your walls flutter and he pulls back.
"Are you close?"
"Yes! Don't stop!" You put your hand in his hair and push his face back to your center. He smirks at your neediness and then goes back to licking you with a new determination. He feels your sensitive bud as it hardens in his mouth and your walls flutter around his fingers again. Finally, the coil of your orgasm snaps and your release spills out of you onto his hand as you shudder and pulse around his fingers. You feel the pleasure rush through you in waves that crest and fall as it crashes out to your fingertips.
"Mike, yes! Fuck!" You squirm under him as he continues to lick you. You run your fingers through the front of his hair and push him off of you. He sits up excitedly.
"Did I do it?! Did you cum?"
"Yeah! Can't you tell?"
"Well, after seeing and feeling that I don't think I've ever successfully done it before now. But I did it!"
"Aw, baby." You sit up and hold his face in your hands. He's unbearably sweet in his excitement. You pull him to you and kiss him, tasting yourself on his lips. He rips his jacket off and you tear at the rest of his clothes until he's as naked as you are. You line his perfect cock up with your entrance, but he hesitates.
"I don't want to do it wrong."
"Think of everything you've learned so far. Be gentle. Go slow. Feel the sensations instead of just driving towards an orgasm. And watch my body for cues." He nods and slowly starts to push into you. You moan as he fills you up and you stretch around him. He starts to pump in and out of you.
"Hmm." He makes a strange face again.
"What?"
"This feels so much better."
"Imagine that." You both smile and he kisses you again.
"Does it always have to be this slow?"
"No. You can go faster and really give it to me, but it needs to be because you're feeling the passion, not just because you're trying to rush through it."
"So, if I do this..." He holds one of your hips with his hand and picks up speed, slamming into you with increasing intensity.
"Yes. God, yes that's good." You grab him and kiss him deeply again and the passion builds between you. Both of you begin to sweat and he watches as your breasts bounce with his thrusts.
"Do you wanna get on top, maybe?"
"Yes." You push him backwards and he sits with his back against the headboard. You put one knee on either side of his hips and he grabs yours and lowers you onto his cock. You bounce on him and his hands go to your breasts again.
"God, honey, that's so good." You grind against him, pushing him deeper and deeper while he kisses your shoulder.
"You like that, baby?" You ask, moaning softly. Again, you forget you're supposed to be giving him lessons.
"I do. Is it good for you?" He asks as he runs his hand through your hair.
"Yes." He smiles.
"I'm gonna cum soon, honey."
"Okay. So when you do, try to direct it to one spot on my body."
"Yes ma'am. Where do you want it?" You pull off and lay with your stomach on the bed. He smiles and climbs on top of you, finding your entrance from behind. He starts with long, deep strokes as he kisses your back. After a few seconds, he picks up speed and reaches around you to gently squeeze your breast again as he continues to press his lips to your shoulder.
"I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck!" He pulls out quickly and pumps his cock as he directs his release onto your lower back. "Yes, y/n, god, yes!"
He rolls over onto his back, his chest glistening with sweat. Without prompting, he jumps out of bed and grabs a towel to clean you up. He's still breathing heavily when he lays back down next to you and you roll over onto your side next to him. You put your hand on his chest and he grabs it and kisses your fingers.
"Was that any better?"
"That was much better."
"Yes!" He does a fist pump. You roll out of bed and start to gather your clothes. "You wanna stay?"
He's not sure where that came from or why he said it. All he knows is that something about you makes him feel relaxed in a way he never has before. He wants more of that feeling.
"Oh, umm, no thanks. I'll see you in the morning?" His smile falls a little bit.
"Yeah, sure." He gets up and puts his pants on to walk you to the door. When you get there, he pulls you to him and kisses you deeply one last time.
"Goodnight, Mike."
"You too, honey." He closes the door and then stands with his back against it. Why do you make him feel this way?
******
Even the guys notice that things between you and Mike have improved. You laugh and flirt and the next few shows you play have a better energy than they have in weeks.
What they don't know is you're giving Mike sex lessons every couple nights and have been for the last two weeks. He proves to be a pretty good student and he tries hard to implement what he's learned. Sometimes his attempts fail miserably, but you both just laugh and keep moving. He revels in the freedom he has with you to try and fail and still wind up in your arms again a few nights later. He's never really had a relationship before, so he's blindsided by the way he feels when you tell him you have a date and can't come to his room that night.
"But, honey, I thought we had a date?"
"Did you...? Do you..? Mike do you think we're dating?" He blushes a deep pink and goes back to packing up your drum kit, which he has started doing recently.
"No, I just..." His disappointment is palpable.
"Do you want me to cancel it?" You're not sure why you said that. You have no reason to actually date Mike McCoy.
"No! No, it's fine. I'm fine. Have fun." He finishes packing up and goes to get a drink. There's a weird feeling of guilt or sadness or something that settles in your stomach.
Mike decides it might be time to test out what you've taught him, so he goes to the bar and starts chatting up several different girls. He's not feeling particularly drawn to any of them, though, and he starts to really wish you were there. Still, by the end of the night, he's narrowed it down to a sweet little thing with blonde curls and big blue eyes.
Back at the room, she kisses him and he tries to remember everything you've taught him. He imagines your voice telling him to be gentle and go slow and really feel the woman he's touching. Eventually he opens his eyes and he sees you instead of the girl he's actually with. Suddenly, it gets easier to remember your lessons. He reads her body for cues and adjusts as necessary, just like you said, but he still can't get the image of you out of his head. She makes all the right noises and he can tell that her orgasm is authentic. But what should've made him glow with pride really just disappointed him that it's not you he's doing this with. He shakes his head to try to refocus and goes back to what he's doing. But when he cums, he has to work very hard not to moan your name.
He rolls onto his back, sweating and she laughs.
"That was incredible." He pops his head up.
"Really? You're not just sayin' that?"
"No. That was amazing." She rolls onto his chest. "I could stay. We could have round two in the morning?"
He's never had a girl volunteer to stay and have sex with him again. Something about what you taught him worked. He knows he should say yes, but he just can't. The only woman he wants in his bed is you. So, he does something he's never done before and says no to sex with a pretty girl, sending her on her way confused and disappointed.
He hopes your date was really bad.
******
The next morning, you do a morning walk of shame and the guys are already in your room waiting for breakfast. Mike looks at you, tries to say something but can't, and then looks away quickly. The other two laugh and make jokes about you showing up in clothes from the night before. You're surprised when Mike doesn't join them.
"Shut up, guys." Honestly, he's tired of thinking about you with another man, but he knows that can't be his excuse. "Y'know, just... leave her alone."
The rest of breakfast goes by in awkward silence.
As you go to leave the motel and travel to your next destination, Mike grabs you and pulls you aside.
"How was your date?"
"Oh it was gr-"
"Never mind. I really don't want to know. My night was terrible."
"Oh? What happened?"
"I brought a girl home."
"Ohhh and you forgot everything I taught you?" He purses his lips.
"No. I remembered everything. It was great. She wanted to stay and do it again."
"I'm confused." You shake your head, puzzled. Mike looks like he might explode if he doesn't open his mouth and say something, but he also stays quiet. He shifts from one foot to the other nervously. "Mike, just-"
"She wasn't you." Your mouth pops open.
"She wasn't me?"
"No. The whole time I just kept thinkin'... I just wanted you." You're not quite sure what to do with this information.
"Mike..."
"I think I want..." He looks up at the sky and sighs deeply. "I think I want to, y'know, be with you."
"Are you asking me to be your girlfriend?"
"Yeah. Or my wife. Someday. I don't know I just know that I want you. For a long time. And I don't want anyone else to have you. Ever." You stand there staring at him in shock. Did he really just say wife?
"I thought you didn't want to get married."
"Yeah, I know, but then I met you. And I need you with me, so I think that means we should get married, right?" You laugh a little. He really might be the cutest man you've ever encountered.
"I think it means we should try being in a relationship first. And maybe that'll lead to marriage."
"Are you saying yes?" You think long and hard about your answer. But you'd be lying if you said you weren't thinking about Mike the whole time you were with your date. There's just something about him. You imagine walking down the aisle to him at the end of it in a tuxedo. There are worse things.
"I'm saying yes... to the girlfriend part! We'll see about the marriage."
"Really, honey?" He's practically giddy with excitement.
"Yes." He picks you up by the waist and spins you around. Then he sets you down and kisses you deeply. When you pull back, you look up at him and smirk. "You need more practice anyway."
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The End
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TOS season 3: subtext becomes text (part 2)
Continuation from this other post: https://www.tumblr.com/electronickingdomfox/705554052352770048/tos-season-3-subtext-becomes-text-part-1
Plato’s Stepchildren
This episode is kinky, in general, though I don’t think there’s much K/S in it. It contains, however, the first appearance of Shakepeare’s homoerotic sonnets in relation to Kirk. He’s forced to recite Sonnet LVII while crawling on the floor towards the Platonian lord: Parmen.
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The sonnet in question deals with the poet’s “slavery” under the love demands of a younger man. This is the full text (Kirk only recites up to fourth line, before being interrupted by McCoy):
Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend, Nor services to do, till you require. Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you. Nor think the bitterness of absence sour When you have bid your servant once adieu; Nor dare I question with my jealous thought Where you may be, or your affairs suppose, But like a sad slave, stay and think of nought, Save, where you are how happy you make those. So true a fool is love that in your will Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
The sonnet was probably chosen because of its relation to slavery. But it’s an interesting choice nonetheless...
Wink of an Eye
Yet another episode in which Kirk is forced into a relationship with a woman, or isn’t really able to consent. I read somewhere that Fred Freiberger, producer of season 3 in place of Roddenberry, wanted more romance in the series. Though I can’t locate the exact source, so take it with a grain of salt. But anyway, there’s indeed quite a lot of love stories here, for several characters: Chekov (Spectre of the Gun), McCoy ( For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky), Scotty (The Lights of Zetar) and even a brief scene for Spock in The Cloud Minders (I’m not counting episodes in which Spock was just acting, or not being truly himself). For some of these characters, it’d be the first time they have a genuine romance in the series.
Did this mean more female love interests for Kirk as well? You know, since he’s supposed to be “space Casanova” according to some fans? Well, not really. There’s Rayna, of course. But season 1 alone had both Ruth and Edith. What happened instead was a dramatic increase of episodes in which Kirk is forced, or otherwise manipulated, into a relationship with a woman. So far, we’ve seen a marriage while under amnesia in The Paradise Syndrome, a forced kiss in Plato’s Stepchildren, and now a kidnapping in this episode. And we’re not even done yet: there’s still the love potion of Elaan of Troyius, Marta’s assault in Whom Gods Destroy, and a semi-forced situation in The Mark of Gideon.  To compare, there were only two episodes in the previous seasons, all together, in which I’d classify the “romance” as forced: Dagger of the Mind and A Private Little War.
What it’s interesting in this episode, in terms of Kirk/Spock, is the following scene:
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Queen Deela links Kirk’s interest in Spock with “affection”. Affection, of course, can be just friendly affection... But this is not what she’s thinking about. For starters, she wants a demonstration of such affection, and it’s not friendship what she’s looking for. Deela’s interest in Kirk is explicitly sexual in nature (she needs him to beget children). And then there’s, of course, her lover Rael’s jealous reaction.
Moreover, this isn’t the last time a telepathic being reads into Kirk or Spock’s minds, and finds love in there. Because after this episode comes...
The Empath
A really lovely, heartwarming scene, in an otherwise dark episode filled with torture. Spock is looking at Kirk, while he rests after being tormented by their alien captors.
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This attracts immediately the attention of Gem, the empathic woman who can sense other people’s feelings, and she turns towards Spock. 
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Finding himself under surveillance, Spock quickly averts his eyes, but Gem approaches him and touches his shoulder, to better feel his emotions. And whatever she feels, it must be something really beautiful, since she makes this expression (coupled with sweet music in the background):
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Gem can’t talk, but her face says it all. There’s also no dialogue in this scene, and yet it’s everything in the script. Could be friendship or loyalty what she’s sensing there? Could be... But Gem has been around Kirk, Spock and McCoy for a while at this point. Those kind of feelings shouldn’t surprise her anymore. Moreover, McCoy is right there, and he’s about to sacrifice himself for his friends. Yet she doesn’t turn towards McCoy. She must have sensed something new in Spock, a feeling she probably didn’t know till now. And I think it��s love.
Whom Gods Destroy
The second appearance of Shakepeare’s homoerotic sonnets, though this time, its relation with Kirk is weaker.
It’s actually Marta who starts reciting sonnet XVIII, till the fourth line. This is the full text:
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer’s lease hath all too short a date; Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st; Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
She’s interrupted, but then turns to Kirk and asks him how he liked it:
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Yeah, she knows you’re into this stuff, Kirk. Deela knew, Gem knew, and now Marta knows too. These guys are so obvious... They’re not fooling the ladies.
Requiem for Methuselah
And speaking of obvious, this episode is as subtle as a brick through a window (“como un elefante en una cacharrería”, as I’d say in my own language).
First there’s Kirk falling in love at first sight with an android woman, who talks about sciency stuff just like Spock, and also has problems dealing with her emotions (for another example of parallels between Spock and an android struggling with emotions, see Star Trek: The Motion Picture).
And of course, there’s the final scene:
MCCOY: Well, I guess that's all. I can tell Jim later or you can. Considering his opponent's longevity, truly an eternal triangle. You wouldn't understand that, would you, Spock? You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him because you'll never know the things that love can drive a man to. The ecstasies, the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures, the glorious victories. All of these things you'll never know simply because the word love isn't written into your book. Goodnight, Spock. SPOCK: Goodnight, Doctor. MCCOY: I do wish he could forget her.
McCoy accuses Spock of being unable to feel love (specifically romantic love, since that’s what Kirk felt for Rayna). What does Spock do once McCoy leaves? 
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Exactly. He mind-melds with a sleeping Kirk and makes him forget Rayna (coupled with romantic music in the background). Now, if it wasn’t for McCoy’s speech, we could assume that Spock was just trying to help his Captain, even if using some unorthodox methods. But McCoy’s speech changes everything. He just told the viewer that Spock is unable to feel something like romantic love. Those were harsh words. And now Spock proves to the viewer that McCoy is wrong, that he can, indeed, feel love.
Again, it’s all in the script. It’s so obvious, that even people you wouldn’t usually link with K/S shipping seem to have got it. For example, this is what Marcy Lafferty (married to Shatner from 1973 to 1996) said about it in an interview (Shatner: where no man..., 1979) :
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Turnabout Intruder
The final episode of TOS, and written by Roddenberry himself. Since it was the final episode (and probably everyone knew it at the time), it should have some grand plot, right? Something really glorious, and heroic, and epic. Maybe the Enterprise finally defeats the Klingons and Romulans, and achieves inter-planetary peace or something. Actually, the production team called this episode......... Captain Kirk: Space Queen.
Fuck yeah. Of course, the plot revolves around Kirk switching bodies with a crazed ex-girlfriend, who then proceeds to take hold of the Enterprise. But I wonder if, at some level, it was really about Shatner playing a woman inside a man’s body, or instead, playing a flamboyantly gay Kirk right under our noses. Specially since, while filming this episode, he changed a line out of nowhere to say “Spock, it’s always been you. Please say you love me too”. Was this finale a way for Roddenberry to give the middle-finger to the network that killed his show? Hard to know, and pure speculation on my part. But fun speculation nonetheless.
At the story level, there’s the scene where Kirk, inside Janice’s body, says that Spock is closer to the Captain than ANYBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE FREAKING UNIVERSE. And then Spock mind-melds with him. He didn’t make any mind-link with Kirk in previous seasons, but this is the fourth episode in which he melds with him in season 3. He got kind of an addiction to it. There’s also the moment where Spock leads Kirk, taking him by the wrist.
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The effect of all this is kind of mitigated by the fact that Kirk occupies a female body at the moment. So even if, for story purposes, is a rather gay scene, the 60′s viewer is still seeing an actor having a tender moment with an actress (which would be nothing new).
But there’s the other side, as well:
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Yeah, it’s actually Janice but, from the audience point of view, what we’re seeing here is the Captain Kirk that we got used to for 79 episodes. Getting all lovey-dovey with a man (unfortunately not Spock), and seducing him to kill for his sake. Also, the guy doesn’t seem to mind much that Janice has turned into this hunk of a man. He’s only concerned because of the murderous plan. Now think, was it really necessary to make Janice’s accomplice her lover as well? She already had a love interest in Kirk, and in the episode’s beginning, she was complaining about how lonely she felt.
Well, that’s all I have to say about this subject for TOS season 3 (which was a lot). If you’ve made it through all this text, thank you very much. And I’d be glad to hear your opinions.
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pointless bit of doctor who trivia of the day: when they made the seventh doctor's title sequence, one of the designers suggested it'd look cool if his face was silver. he meant that he could just recolour it silver, but no one got the memo and they literally painted sylvester mccoy's face silver for the photoshoot. and made him wink
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