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allegorism · 2 months
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finished reading circe today and girlllll. that was such a mid book, what are the greek myths girlies even going on about that one
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dilfl0v3rss · 10 months
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So BOOM the readers at a party. She a little tipsy and some girl bump into her. The reader like oh bitches can’t say excuse me. Ony trying to de- escalate the situation. Also sorry if your ask are closed. I couldn’t find anything on your page to tell me if they are.
when it came to parties ony picked and chose when he would and wouldn’t agree with you going, unless he was going himself. it wasn’t very often when your boyfriend would go to parties, but since he successfully made a big drop the previous night he thought it’d be nice to go out and enjoy himself at a party as a regular nigga and not a drug dealer.
“lemme tell you sum” his deep voice rang in your diamond stud covered ears. before he could let you out of the car, ony always made sure to let you know what it was before letting you go inside with him. “you know the rules, when you go to the bathroom give me your cup. don’t be drinking too much, and act like you got a head on those pretty shoulders, aight?” you nodded your head before leaning over the center console and giving him a sloppy kiss.
it didn’t take thirty minutes before sasha had you taking shot after shot. the slight buzz from the alcohol making your words a little slurred as you sung. “sex wit me s’amazinggggg!” you yelled along to rihanna, dancing all over sasha to the beat of the song. of course she didn’t stop you, but once ony saw you he knew it was time to take that cup away. “hol on man, i gotta go get my baby” he mumbled, shaking his head as he made his way to the middle of the floor.
ony was having a really good night, the weight of working finally lifted off his shoulders as he smiled while walking towards you. as your eyes met his you squealed, excitedly skipping towards him before continuing your dance on him. “hey pretty girl. how much you had t’drink?” you were still sober to the point where you knew you had three shots and a couple sips of jungle juice, smiling as you went on your tippy toes for a quick kiss. “not t’much i promise daddy”
ony smiled at the pet name, knowing your decorum was disintegrating along with your sobriety. “that’s good let me know when-” “i gotta pee papa!” you whisper yelled, but ony heard you, giving you a soft smile before taking your hand and walking towards the bathroom. you didn’t even take three steps before your hand was yanked from his as some random bitch bumped into you. ony thought nothing of it, reconnecting his hand with yours before trying to continue his journey.
“bitches is mute now? cant say excuse me?” your giggly attitude instantly replaced with anger as you stared the girl down. she whipped her head around, getting ready to say something smart. “who the fuck you calling a bitch?” ony knew you weren’t a girl who liked to argue so as soon as he saw you moving your bag off your shoulder he butted in. “unt uhh unt uhh we not doing that” he said. before you could handle your business, your movements were stopped by his tattooed arm on your waist.
“yeaa put that one on a leash” the girl giggled as she watched you try to move his arm so you can really show her what’s good. ony knew how you got when you were tipsy and was more than a hundred percent sure you could whoop this girl’s ass, but he was always against you fighting. but though that is true, he didn’t play about how people talked to or about you either. “man watch your mouth and go on somewhere. m’tryna keep her from fucking you up and you making it hard for me to want to.”
“and you, calm your little ass down for i take you to the bathroom for sum else” his deep voice made your eyes snap up towards his. stern look making your stomach get butterflies, but you feigned indifference. you rolled your eyes and continued your journey to the bathroom, mumbling something along the lines of “you lucky bitch” as you turned around.
as soon as you got to the bathroom he turned your body towards his, hand on your ass while he gave you a stern look. your eyes widened as you looked up at your now mildly pissed off boyfriend. “what i say in the car huh? you not being good ma.” he said softly. ony knew you can get a little emotional when you drank so he made sure to be as delicate as possible right now.
a pout formed on your face, eyes getting a little watery from the affects of the alcohol. like he figured, your emotions were all over the place. “s-she bumbed int’me firsttt” ony already knew you were getting ready to cry so he chose not to push the subject any further, giving you a few short pecks “sh sh sh s’okay baby i’m not mad at you. gon head and pee so you can go have fun okay?” he let you go to handle you business, sighing in relief when he seen your smile grow back on your face. he hated when you cried.
after you finished and washed your hands you went to go open the door, but ony stopped you, placing his tattooed hand on top of yours before speaking lowly to you. “you gon be good when you go back out there right? don’t wanna have to embarrass you” his words traveled straight to your panties, making you quickly nod your head as a reply. “speak up mama. you gon be good?” he turned your body around, tilting your chin up so he could see your eyes clearly. “i’ll be good” a smirk crept onto his face, gold grills peeking at you before he left a light kiss on your lips. free hand gripping your ass as he spoke.
“you better”
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haruchi-slit · 4 months
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BAD (GOOD) IDEA!
synopsis: Summoning a incubus, Sukuna
warnings: Sukuna has horns, he's a demon/curse, monster fucking, Sukuna has 2 pps and a mouth on his belly, dub con, MENTIONS OF BLOOD AND CUTTING (IT'S FOR THE RITUAL) fucking against the wall, THE RITUAL THINGY ISN'T REAL! English isn't my first language so please forgive me if my grammar's wrong and yeaa a lot of other kinky stuff ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ
a/n: might do a Higuruma, Gojo, or Toji smut/ff/fluff next, any ways isn't Sukuna's just such a cutiepatootie i also tend to use complete English words for sukuna instead of Contractions, like: isn't - is not cause, get it? he's a 1000 year's old tee-hee this is a late Christmas present ;>
After you applied and got accepted at the company your friend's working, you visited your local library to read, and maybe borrow some books, a particular book, caught your attention, it's designed with eyes and plant vines, so curiosity got the better out off you.
"Miss can I borrow this?" you asked as you put the book on the counter,
"Oh hi!, yes, yes you can ma'am, but be really careful" she said, not paying attention to what the librarian, you carelessly dug your own grave, or maybe..not.
"Your Id please, ma'am" the employee says
"Yeah, here" you said looking for your Id in your wallet, once you found your Id you gave it to the librarian.
You got home, completely tired, you placed the book down on your study table, you sat down and decided to read it once you opened it, you realized that the pages only contains pictures, you saw a four armed human with horns, you're not quite sure if it was a demon or a human, while looking thru the pages, a particular page had your eyes dazzling.
it was an instruction on how to summon the
"human" in the book.
You knew it's not a good idea to build and set a little shrine to summon the "human" in the book, but you thought,
"Curses, demons, or other evil spirits don't exist" you scoffed "what else could go wrong"
you shrugged snickering to your self.
You deeply cutted the tip of your finger, you watched your blood drip to the palm of your hand you drew a box with a mouth and four eyes on the paper, As you were doing the ritual, the little shrine you made lits up and turned into ashes, as a portal appears on your bedroom floor, it was the "human" in the book,
he wears a woman's kimono, he has horns, four eyes, you can't help but to look on his stomach with a huge mouth, his about 8ft tall, he has tattoos all over his body and only two arms?, you we're taken a back as you screamed in terror, which made the demon shot the deadliest glare.
"Is that how you greet your guest?, humans." he rolled his eyes as he unclasped his arms,
"F-fuck!" you exclaimed, while you ran fast as you could to unlock your door, but unfortunately the demon appears in front of your bedroom door in a matter of second, which results you bumping on his muscular stomach,
"Summoning me and then running away?, that is quite rude for a lady is it not?, come on do not be scared of me, brat." the demon said forming a devious smirk.
"What-what in the hell are you!?" you breath uncontrollably.
"What do you think human?, I'm a Incubus, you did not read the book?"
you tilted your head, "A what?" you asked, he chuckles at your naive response.
"I'll show what an incubus can do" he once again plastered his devious smirk.
He throws you on your soft mattress causing you to lay flat, you were completely frozen, he towers on top of you, with his muscular and obviously strong structure, you knew you were hopeless.
He lightly sat on your knees, traping you, making sure you can't move,
he removes his kimono, revealing his other set of arms
"Hey- what do your think you're doing!?" you stutter,
he shot seductive glares and you can't lie he's damn fucking attractive!, he acted like he didn't heard you, as he remove his undergarments and tossed it to the ground, he then shook his head as he shushes your mouth, he lifts you up and makes you sit on his lap, you were still in shock so tried to look away, he grabs your jaw forcing you to look at him.
"Eyes on me little one."
you bit your lips trying not to cry, but it was no avail your tears dripped down your cheeks and the demon found it pathetic.
"Humans are so emotional" he chuckles as he leans close to your face, he then licks your tears of, "I'll make you cry in pleasure too" he said and kissed you, you responded to the kiss, you don't know why but the kiss was sloppy, rough, he was dominant, and he doesn't hide it, he bits your lower lip to open your mouth in which he succeed, he roams his tongue in your mouth transferring some of his saliva in you, tongues currently fighting for dominance, you were so lost in the deep kiss, so he took the opportunity to slide the tongue on his belly in your shorts taking you by surprise, you let out a breathy moan as you once again latched your mouth on his lips, his belly tongue draws up and down licking every cornee of your vagina, your short were completely wet by how the demon was spitting on your pussy and abusing it, you broke the deep kiss as soon as you felt his dick erect, you looked at your back as you realized he has two dicks you gasp, you couldn't believe a living being could have two!
"What?, are you surprised little human?" he asked his tongue still moving down your pussy, "Nnn~ ha!" you whimpered as you nodded several times, "feeling good brat?"
"Ha! ugh hah!" you nodded once again, your hand going up to your tits squishing together,
the demon, once again, laughed at your pathetic state
"still not enough?, human are soo greedy" he says as he stood up and lifts you up high against the wall then tore your shorts and panties off, he uses his lower set of arms to hold your lower thigh as the upper set of arms was used as a support to your waist, he leveled your body to his mouth and remember his 8ft tall, so your literally high up against the wall, he spreads your legs wider as he latched his mouth on your pussy, sloppily eating it, focusing on your clit more, so you'll lose your mind faster, he fucking knows how to work that tongue up, his a 1000 years old curse after all, you were above the cloud, in how fucking good he was,
"oh fuuhh!!~ demon, hah! incubus! what ever you are nnn~ so fucking good!" you moaned
"Don't call me shits you brat, Sukuna or Ryomen your choice, little human."
he said while you didn't respond, he latched his mouth on your pussy again, burying his face furthermore making your back arch, against the wall, the room was filled with slurping sounds, whimpers and moans, you feel your walls starting to twitch you knew you're close, and Sukuna noticed so he fasten his pace flicking your puffy clit, spitting on your pussy with no remorse.
"R-ryomen!~ Fuck!" you screamed, as you orgasmed on his long tongue,
"You like that hmm?~" he asked but you couldn't respond cause you were still high,
"ok that's enough foreplay." he said as he aligns his dicks on your pussy and ass.
he slams his dick in you while his arms still supports your little body, he pins your whole body against the wall, his cocks were thick, and quite long, "So- f'king big! i can't!" you cried out "you'll tear me up Ryo!" you added scratching on his shoulders and back,
"oh come on little human, you can do it" he laughs as he pushes his dicks in you,
"my dicks just half way there don't pass out"
penetrating both of your holes
"Ryomen Oh my!" you bit your tongue in result it bleed, "shushh" Sukana says as he kissed your lips, you tasted the metallic taste of your blood while kissing him, as his dicks finally enters both your holes, you can feel his other cock moving in your ass, making it more ten times good, tongue lolled up, saliva dripping from both ends of your mouth, eyes almost crossing, his cocks hits every spot, with every thrust, you scream, and each scream was punctuated,
"Ah~hah, your pussy won't let me move that much, so t-tight" Sukuna states, as he buried his face to the crook of your collarbone, you can feel your pussy latching on his cock like it was it's life source, like if it disappears it would die, "Sukuna nnn!" you moaned your brain turned into a mush with all the pleasure, his cocks hitting each and every g-spot in your body, his cock kissing your womb with his thrust after trust, he lifts you up once again toward your mattress making you sit on top of him, letting you take control,
"come on little human show me what you got."
you bounced up and down holding on to his horns for support as his lower set of arms is buried deep on the flesh of your hips, as his top set of arms was on top of his head,after bouncing on top of him non-stop he came after, your eyelid fell after that, and then you woke up, with heavy breaths, you observed the room your in, you're still in your bed room, fully clothed under your blanket, you looked at your digital clock beside your bed, and realized it was time for your work,
"Thank god it was just a wet dream haha~" you yawned,
"oops, can't be late for my new job" you lightly laughed. Unfortunately you we're late.
Upon arriving at your workplace, you we're 20 minutes late. your friend, Geto greets you after coming out of the elevator,
"oh good morning~, the boss is waiting for you" Geto says and points a the door, that you assumed the boss's office,
"uh-oh, is it because im late?" you asked
which made Geto shrug " I don't know" he says "just goo aheadd, I'll grab you some coffee, see you later" added.
You knocked on your Boss's office
"Come in" a familiar voice, as soon as you opened the door, your boss greets you,
"Did you have fun last night, little human?"
"Ryomen..."
a/n: no part two👹
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gayassbish · 6 months
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Genshin Girls and Love Languages!! Receiving and Giving!
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Genre: FLUFFF, just real pure stuff out here
Reader: Gender Neutral
Characters: Keqing, Xinyan, Jean, Dehya, Ayaka
Keqing-
Receiving - Quality Time: Having you spend your time with her means the world. If anyone can fully understand how special a mortal life is, it’s her. The fact you want to spend your fleeting seconds getting to know her means the world. (and no you’re not dying lol) but she acknowledges how you’re both on borrowed time with the inevitable end. So, just the fact you are CHOOSING her over spending your time on anything else means everything.
Giving - Acts of Service: This girl will do ANYTHING and I mean anything for you. She is at your beck and call ready for you give her an order. You constantly have to tell her she doesn’t have to go to the extra mile like that but she can’t help it. She loves you too much >:).
P.S. She is such a home maker mwah.
Xinyan-
Receiving - Words of affirmation:
While Xinyan is the definition of optimism and hard work, it can be upsetting sometimes when no one appreciates her talent. So you being there as her biggest fan, her number one cheerleader, and just generally a supportive as a lover really pulls her out of those tough time!! You get her head out of the dump and she couldn’t be more greatful!
Giving - Physical Touch:
Xinyan is good with her words. She knows all the words to call your pretty and special, but she’s even better with hugs, kisses, and cuddles. She loves holding your hand. She does get a little insecure about her hands so loves it even when you trace over her chipped finger nails from her strumming the guitar. She likes to run her hands in your hair (or give you head pats) while y’all are cuddling too.
P.S. She’s definitely written multiple love songs about you. <3
Jean-
Receiving - Acts of Service: Running her a warm bath after a long day of work and making her dinner makes her heart go to the moon and back!! She’s so greatful for you in her life as her biggest supporter and energy recharger. Oh yeaa, after cramming in a bunch of work, she’s all cuddles and snuggles to recharge and make up for lost time ;) She also hates working overtime once you come into her life. She really starts to fix her schedule so she can spend more time with you!
Giving - Gifts: Jean shows her love for you through gifts. Even if she can’t always be there for you on special days, she wants to show that that doesn’t mean she has forgotten about you. And while you might tell her it’s okay, and that she doesn’t have to give you anything, she’ll still spoil you with the most expensive things. she knows your tastes down to the ‘T’ and constantly tries her best for you!
P.S. She always tries to out do herself when it comes to gifts.
Dehya-
Receiving - Physical Touch: She just needs you in her arms. She feels the safest when you’re nearby her, and while she might not want to admit it, she can get quite clingy when you’re not around. She’s been through a lot and witnessed a lot of violence first hand, so having you nearby means she never has to go far for her to protect you <33
Giving - Quality Time: She’s a lady kept busy with her mercenary work. But she will ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS make time for you. You’re her special someone, her most precious person, and she wants nothing more to spend the whole day with you. But when that isn’t possible, and she does get time with you, her full attention is on you. Eye contact, nodding along to whatever you blabber on, and always give you the “mhmmm,”and “yeah?” while listening
P.S. Her eyes light up when she looks at you, and is always smiling when you talk.
Kamisato Ayaka-
Receiving - Words of affirmation: Poor girl just wants to know she’s enough. You telling her that she’s more than enough and comforting her, makes you her safe space. She feels as if she can be the most of truest self around you. And if you whisper strings of praise in her ear or shout the words “I love you!” with a big smile, it would still gets her all red in the face to this day!! She never gets tired of hearing, well basically anything, from you. Could probably listen to you talk about quantum physics or something boring like that for hours and still look at you with hearts in her eyes <33
Giving - Gifts & Words of Affirmation: She wants nothing more than for you to known how much you mean to her. She secretly makes a goal to herself to make your day each day and see a toothy smile of yours. She mainly does so by hand made crafts, like origami or painting, with love poems written somewhere on them. She also writes you a lotttt of thank you letters with a whole thesis and conclusion (kidding, just she fills the whole card). When she’s not with you, her favorite past time is thinking of things to give or make for you.
P.S. She writes a lot of the ‘P.S.’ too.
A/N: Kicking my legs and giggling writing this
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jungwonderz · 11 months
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SECRET IDOL EXTRA - chanyn hangout
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desc ; in which yn has a secret stan acc , and lee know finds it under his alias : lino. nothing could go wrong when the two idols meet under different identities and start talking to one another, right?
wc ; 558 (not proofread)
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as soon as chan opens the passenger door to yn’s black BMW , he was immediately greeted with the smell of lavender and the sound of ‘the lakes’ playing. “finally , the great bang chan decides to arrive 7 minutes late.” yn says as she checks the time accompanied by a playful smirk. “you’re acting like you weren’t just late to your practice, and now you have to get dinner for everyone. so shut up and start driving.” chan retorts back in a quiet voice. even though he thought he said it quietly, yn could still hear it perfectly fine, seeing as he wasn’t as quiet as he thought. yn gasps dramatically as she says something about him being so sassy today, while she turns up her music and starts to drive to the cafe. “don’t even mention that tragic event again… they all want fried chicken and dumplings. and what’s even worse is that i have to drive them too! but hopefully the staff won’t let me drive, so maybe one of them will drive.” yn stops to take a breath then continues. “it’s horrible, they all act like hungry animals who have never eaten in their life when i have to pay for things.” yn continued. chan laughs at yn’s ‘tragic’ event as he opens his phone to be greeted with spam messages from the straykids groupchat.
a while later, they are still driving in the car with the only sounds being heard are; yn humming, taylor swift’s evermore album playing, and chan typing and occasionally laughing or sighing. that is until chan says, “your driving actually isn’t bad. i thought this was gonna be my revenge for not giving you lee knows number.” yn does a little shrug and says “nah, im not worried about that. anyways, how is your little mischievous undercover twitter account going?” chan stays silent for a while. “i dont know,” he murmured. “its not like i was actually trying to get followers or make friends. i just wanted see how and what stay were doing, buuuutt it seems like i never get what i want.” he finishes, before picking up his phone to check the account.
yn makes a confused face, but before she could ask a question chan changes the topic and says “turn left here, why aren’t you paying attention?” she softly hits him on the shoulder in a playful matter and says “oh im sorry sir chan, would you like to drive on the way back since you are so much better at driving than me?” she jokes. chan looks at her weird and says “maybe i will if you continue to risk me getting in a accident. i have to prepare for a comeback.” yn rolls her eyes and is about to say how her driving isn’t even bad, but they already made it to the cafe and she decides to stay quiet and focused to find parking.
a few minutes after, they found parking and are walking into the cafe with masks on so no one recognizes them. “could you order for us while i get seats?” yn pleaded. “there’s a certain seat i like to get in here and i want to take it before anyone gets it!” she says while getting her card out to give to chan. “ugh fine just go you loser.” he says playfully as yn smiles and goes to find the seat.
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a/n - i suck at writing so nobody talk abt that😓 but also this was just a filler so yeaa!!
taglist - open, bold cant be tagged. @lcv3lies @m111nho @nikisbf @aroyaldarknessblr @felinows
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 6 months
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SUMMIT PT 222222222222 THOUGHTS
So ea spoilers
As I go
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Porters cryptic as shit
WILLIAM ORDERD HIM WE FUCKING KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT HE WAS GIVING VIN AN ALABI TOOOOOO
Porters going up in the ranks
Omg alexys stop being a bitch
This is a game of fucking clue
Omg vin said it’s clue too
Relax??? RELAX???
SWEETHEARTTT FUCK YEAA THEYRE ALIVE
OH SHIT THEY SAW WHO DID IT
Did they?? Pls tell me they did
Of fuck davidddd
Babes gon get snatched
it wasn’t sh???
FUCK THEY DIDNT SEE
Porter at that. That one lil thing? He ate that
Omfg David and Porter duke it outtttt
Hah duke ehh ehh? ^
Milo’s mate was in the room where it happened~
NAHHHH ASH DONT KILL HIM YET
That was hot ngl…
Ok so Porter is an ally???
What the fuck is w these wars
Ok but his government take is so real tho
Ok ash he is obvi being truthful
Even when he did tell the truth they didn’t believe him bc of what Sam and Vince had been saying abt Porter. Him giving them an in was a good thing and they were phase clocked so no one should no and they can make their aura almost undetectable so they would’ve been fine babes. Ash needs to look for answers elsewhere
HE CAUSED THE COMOTION??? So then he knew he would die???
Don’t call the department right fucking now. Omg they gon call the opps
Oh yea I forgot they had vampiric discretion
The motherfucking omg the house of vas
Omfg the racism and the wolf is right there???
Also she says she “wouldn’t even get to enjoy the second half” like if she wasn’t the arbiter she would’ve been just fine w him dying. Kinda sis ngl
Also why are they not freaking out
Omg the shit is pointing to solair. Porter looking real sus. He def had a part in the murder but I don’t think he did it. Ok so alexys found him after he had already been dead for a minute so what the fuck was the prince doing??? Living his best life while his king was just killed in front of him??? Nah he’s on the suspect list
These theories bouta go crazy I swear
Only 14 mins in🙄
Not the beheading
Omg the prince is saying show respect but he was just saying he hoped he died??? Nahhh💀 me fr tho
Ok I believe alexys tho
Ok so Porter was out. So only Chris and the king was in there. He had been dead for a minute. That’s super fucking sus. But was was the force? Then he wanted alexys in there?
Yea where the fuck is will
He said he stepped out but sh said there was a force that knocked them BOTH back. Meaning they were both in the room. So that’s a fucking lie
Either that house is that fucking big that the porch is that far away from the room which I don’t think so cause he could’ve just zipped though. But I mean I could get if he was being courteous by walking and it’s a mansion. But the push still isn’t coming into play. I can’t remember if that was the distraction or just what happend. I’m leaning towards the latter
She told “her fellow progeny” which is also the host of the event, a part of her clan, and he would def need to know abt that. And why would she talk to anyone else? Just in small talk, “oh yea I just saw the kings dead body time for a stroll” bitch?
Literally everyone also thinks it’s weird that will isn’t there
Also he’s halfway across the country? Tf is he
He prob did order the death
Also yes fam is w fam in this type of thing
THAT WAS IN DEFENSE BITCH HE KIDNAPPED AND ASSULTED AND ALMOST KILLED HIS PARTNER YOU BITCH
Also everyone hated Adam so fuck off
See Porter is eating
See they’ve all killed someone so quiet
Prodigal son??? Fuck that mean?
“My kings death is not a joke” “no but you’re acting like one” PREACHHHH POP OFF PORTER🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
See?? No one can verify where the king was. The fight was witnessed and took place slightly after the fight bc of Alexys’s timeline and we don’t know where he was before that. Fucking w the distraction?? Nope that was before it. Where was he during?
Ok she said as soon as they’re killed that changes ALOT.
So I thought the prince used the distraction to kill the king and sh popped out right after that but the distraction was a noise. So in that case they would think they could get caught talking abt closeknit and if they were caught talking why wouldn’t he get caught killing? And wtf was the force????
If he had stepped out maybe the person who used the force killed him bc they said it was powerful magic. It was sh who said they used force right?? Cause if I’m remembering this wrong then shits abt to get wicked
Bitch this ain’t abt you idc abt ur enjoyment
Porter is eating rn
Omg he’s the king now
WHO WAS THAT? SHO FOUND WHAT? IS HE TALKING TO THE HOUSE OF VAS?
Ok he was
Are we just not gon acknowledge her leaving
Yea he makes sense but then again will AND Adam killed their makers sooooooo
Ok more to the story
Demon blood?
Ok so he COULDVE overpowered him bc it’s poisonous. The beheading could’ve been done like that
He didn’t debilitated??
PUP??
Ok so it would be an equalizer so he could kill him if he just stabbed him rq
Bitch ur not even the one who’s explaining it it’s Sam that’s helping shut up
OMG OMG CONECTION TIME
So the king wanted to stop funding closeknit and the prince was like dude wtf. It they are so close w close knit we know that they have a demon there, scorpius. What if Chris told them the situation and said that if he was dead they would still get more funding and since scorpius don’t have a choice, gave him his blood, making him able to kill the king with it!! I’m so fucking smart
Ok so he would need to access the demon easily which would make sense w my theory
THE PRINCEEEEE
SEE THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING SHES AGREEING W MEEE
Yes they have omfg
Yes but you wanted to continue paying for them
There is merit they literally have shades and a demon and a kidnapped human Blake is running this shit show. WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT THEY HAD THE SHADE BC THEY STARTED THE INVERSION. I feel dumb now but HOLY FUCK
Propaganda??? Milo preach🙏🏻🙏🏻
DOG? DOG???
A FUCKING LEASHHH???
MILO BEAT HIS FUCKING ASSSSSSS
THE RASICM
Your former kings taste can reflect on your veiws and motives so yea it do
NO NOT FAIR ENOUGH
SEEE they didn’t even trace sh
Uh huhhhhhhh
See that’s fucking dumb
Everything points to Chris tho.
OK BUT THE PANIC BIT he DID plan but the comotion scared him right? He knew he only had a certain time frame to do it so he killed him and left quickly before people could come check out the comotion and lose his chance. Making him kill him quickly, hurry out and having no time to clear his aura and forgetting the knife in his panic
SEE THIS SHIT POINTS TO HIM
Both. You are both
SEE PORTER AGREES AHA
EVERYTHING POINTS TO HIMMMM
it is not you’re deflecting
Now. It’s now.
CHRIS IS CONVICTED
WHAT
INFRONT OF EVERYONE??? ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? THEY FUCKING BEHEADED HIM???
Welp. Lovely trauma time😊 time for Adam flashbacks
Omg they’re so chill?
Well he’s dead either way so omg.
They lost the game? WAIT IF WILL SAYS HE THINKS OF IT AS A GAME OMG.
Omg they made me lose the game too
David is right fr
Ain’t that the truth
Oh my fuck
Wait where we going??
Well im fucking planning on it
WAIT IS THE MURDERS A REGULAR OCCURRENCE??
That makes his “lost the game” quote hit harder
WITH LICK IT WONT BE THE LAST??
TF YOU MEAN YOUL KILL HIM YOURSELF BSFFR
Oh my fucking god
Porter idk if this is a good timeeeeee
Ok but he sounds sweet tho
WHAT
PART THREE????
MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHATTTT?
Well atleast we got some answers and sh ain’t dead. But then again lovely prob got some ptsd rn what’s David gon do. What’s Porter gon explain?????? UGHHHHHH
Fuck
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pjsk-writin · 1 year
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HEAR ME OUT.
can i req tsukasa, nene and ena meeting s/o’s family like at a dinner but their overprotective and like giving side glances and asking personal questions as if it were a police interrogation and asking like “do you really love them… whats **insert smth ab them**” acting as if theyre getting married in 2 days and stuff, along w chars reaction to it and the conversation after
just thought thatd itd be fun :)
YEAA THIS WAS FUN, hope you like this !! <3
♡ OVERPROTECTIVE FAMILY - Tsukasa Tenma, Nene Kusanagi and Ena Shinonome x Reader
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Tsukasa:
When you told Tsukasa that your family had invited him over for dinner, he was already ecstatic!
When you told him they might be a bit overprotective, he just laughs. "Haha, is that so? Don't worry, they'll love this future star!"
As expected when the dinner occurs, it's a bit chaotic-
Your family side-eyes him, and he just gives them his usual confident grin
Every single time they ask him if he really loves you, he'll gasp and aggressively nod. "Of course! How couldn't I love my dear co-star?" (They ask about the co-star thing, and he exclaims how he's a future star. You might have to stop that tangent-)
They also ask him about what you like, and he responds very enthusiastically. He can and will ramble about you, don't get him started-
After the dinner, when you talk to him, he laughs off any concern or questions you have for him. "I think it went well! As expected, everyone loves this future star!!"
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Nene:
When you tell Nene that your family had invited her over for dinner, she's a bit nervous, but she can handle it
When you tell her they're a bit overprotective, that's when she gets worried- "They are? I hope I don't upset them..."
The dinner actually goes pretty well all things considered!
Any time your family side-eyes her, she just awkwardly looks at you-
Every time they ask if she really loves you, she'll just blink before nodding. "I mean, yeah, they're wonderful..." 
They then proceed to ask her about what you like, and she responds very carefully. She knows a lot about you, but rambling about you like she usually does to Rui in front of your family is a bit embarrassing-
After the dinner, when you talk to her, she just buries her face in her hands. "I just hope they liked me...It would've been better if I brought Robo-Nene." "Nene, they wouldn't believe that I'm dating a robot." "...I know, but still-"
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Ena:
When you tell Ena that your family invited her over for dinner, she's a bit bewildered. She doesn't have dinner with her family often-
When you tell her that they're a bit overprotective, she just sighs. "Ah, really? Hopefully I don't do anything wrong."
The dinner goes well!
Whenever your family side-eyes her, she just smiles at them before looking at you
They ask if she really loves you, and she hums and nods. "Well I mean, of course I do. They understand me better than anyone else!"
They then ask about various things about you, and she responds easily. You understand her, and she understands you as well! She smiles at you the whole time
After the dinner, when you talk to her, she's actually really happy. "Y'know, despite all the questioning, that was...Nice. Do you think they'd mind if I had dinner again?"
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lemonadhe · 2 years
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(this is probably going to be 2 or 3 chapters idk how to write fics lul)
Edit: İ ACCİDENTALLY CUT OUT A VERU FUNNY OART SOBBİNG
TW: vulgar language and alcohol mention
Preparing for the Hollyberry Kingdom
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Welp, the day Clotted cream was scared shitless came eventually. A letter written with pink ink… inviting him to a drinking match. King Pure Vanilla and King Dark Cacao were going to be there too. He thought out loud
"Do I REALLY have to go?"
"Yes you do, if you said no like a normal person there you maybe wouldn't"
He was used to Financier always being around so he wasn't startled by her answer, but he was offended.
"You do realize that I would've been crumbs if she wasn't there, right? I can't just say no!"
"I could've protected you just fine."
Clotted didn't say anything and just glanced at her.
"Okay, maybe i couldn't, but that's besides the point!"
The date at the bottom said…
By the divines that was nonsensical!
"I need a suit fitting for Queen mother's parties.. quick"
"When is it anyways?"
"...tomorrow"
She quickly notified the best outfit designer in the republic that the young consul needed a suit for a contest with queen hollyberry herself tomorrow. After haggling a bit the designer agreed to make an outfit for clotted cream in one day. She quickly returned back to the young consul's room.
"Im back."
"Thank you dear financier cookie"
"Alright nobody is here at the moment, you don't need to be that formal."
"Yeaa you are right."
"By the way, have you ever drunk juice?"
"Nope."
"And you joined a contest about drinking it?"
"..."
"Against queen hollyberry who is known for her liking towards drinking, right?"
"İ hate you so much sometimes."
Financier cookie burst out laughing. Her job was to protect Clotted Cream at all costs but seeing him get absolutely wasted wouldn't be so bad. She laughed
"Now now, rest well or else the juice will affect you way more quickly"
Clotted could NOT sleep for the life of him that night. What if he passed out from drinking? Or worse, what if he said something that could offend the respectful rulers when drunk? He was so lost in thoughts that he didn't realize that it was past midnight, he didn't even realize Financier getting in.
"You still awake?"
"AH- how did you know!?"
"Your lights.. They are open. You really need to sleep, you know.."
"A good personality and ability to keep secrets is very important for a politician! And juice destroys ALL of those."
"Stop worrying too much, you'll have fun."
Financier had finally made clotted cream cookie sleep after a few lavender tea cups. She would be lying if she said she wasn't excited for tomorrow. Eventually they both drifted off to sleep.
Even though he had set a timer for 6 AM he was up at five o clock. He practiced his looks and maybe checked the letter thousands of times to make sure when the party was. He still had 6 hours, he ate breakfast and quickly rushed to the fashion designer to get his outfit. İt was a bit too pricey but that was expected. By 10 AM he was at the airship dock with financier cookie. He muttered;
"İ wonder what is going on in the hollyberry kingdom at the moment…"
To be honest, not much. Hollyberry was happily sitting in her throne room. Helping the others ready the feast room and the juice. She knew clotted cream wouldn't last a chance besides her but she was quite curious about how pure vanilla would act when he was drunk. While she was lost in thought, wildberry cookie came in the room.
"Queen mother, an airship from the republic is here.."
"The consul?! We still have so much time! Ugh that boy is going to be the death of me"
Hollyberry herself went to welcome clotted cream cookie. Clotted cream cookie stated
"Thank you Queen Hollyberry Cookie, for inviting me to this party-"
"PARTY? Boy if you call this a party I pity you. Have you ever seen a REAL party?"
"İ.. have been busy with work for most of my life and i haven't had time for those types of distractions…"
Hollyberry cookies smile became a bit more sad when he said those sentences, but she seemed to cover up that smile quite quickly. She ruffled his hair and laughed,
"Boy you are going to have wayy more parties after this point! You are friends with ME after all."
"İt delights me that your highness considers me as a friend-"
Hollyberry cookie pulled Clotted Cream and hugged him. İt almost felt like his dough was cracking apart. While financier was thinking whether she should intervene or not hollyberry let go of him and declared
"You are NOT allowed to be that formal in my kingdom! You can store all that formality for Mr. İ suck at making jokes"
"T-thank you?"
While Financier was giggling at how wholesome this moment was, Wildberry cookie notified that he saw an air balloon getting closer.
"Ugh Pure Vanilla cookie always coming early."
"Queen mother i think.. i see King dark cacao cookie there too-"
"HOW DARE!! THEY DECİDED TO HAVE A DATE WİTHOUT ME?"
Seconds later Hollyberry's face lit up in a mischievous way and she whispered to Clotted Cream "Hey boy watch this-" then asked
"Oi wildberry you see your boyfriend in there?"
"No."
"Say that again but slower."
"No i dont see cr-"
Wildberry cookie quickly stopped himself and glared at hollyberry angrily for a few seconds while clotted cream was trying his best not to laugh;
"Queen mother please stop insisting that i have a relationship with the cacao kingdom guard…"
While Hollyberry was busy making fun of wildberry Pure Vanilla and Dark Cacao arrived. Pure vanilla smiled and greeted them while dark cacao cookie avoided eye contact with clotted cream. Pure vanilla cookie greeted them,
"Nice to see you again my friends! As you can see I had to invite dark cacao cookie a bit early to have a special talk with him so I apologize for meeting up with him earlier."
Pure vanilla cookie hit dark cacaos head with his staff and them grabbed him by the shoulders, making him face clotted cream cookie. He threateningly gnashed while still smiling;
"Don't you have something you want to say dear Dark Cacao Cookie?"
Dark Cacao took a deep breath and mumbled,
"İ apologize for my behaviour during the council.."
"Properly."
"Okey…"
Dark Cacao Cookie sighed and this time actually made eye contact with clotted cream which made clotted panic inside a bit. Dark cacao stated a bit loudly than before;
"İ apologize for my behaviour during the council, the way i behaved after… learning the truth was truly irrational. I shouldn't have lashed out on you-"
"Cacao. You didn't just lash out on him. You straight up attacked him."
"Ahem- I am sorry for attacking you. I can only hope that the cacao kingdom and the creme republic can be allies after my actions.."
"T-thank you. And I shall say that I am not in the clear at that situation either. I apologize to you, and all of the ancient heroes I have offended at the council. I had no right to speak for king pure vanilla or tell you, the ancient rulers, that knowledge in such an offensive manner. And for that i am truly sorry"
A confident smile appeared on pure vanilla cookie's face. Just when he was about to say something hollyberry cheered
"now that the apologies are out of the way lets get to the contest!"
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memethebum · 7 months
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FINALLY updated It Takes 4 Idiots To Confess
This chapter is basically just a bunch of teenage hijinks with a lil angst at the end ig lol
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“I mean seriously Tsubaki, whose side are you really on?” Maka sighed while watching the other woman grin through a spoonful of pasta she’d shoveled into her mouth.
Maka then shifted her eyes in the direction Soul had been standing with Kid, only to see that the pair had moved elsewhere.
“Well, looks like we have our first volunteer!” a voice announced over the blaring music cascading from the wall speakers, causing Maka to look towards the podium and let out a guffaw once noticing Soul standing right next to the pole dancer who’d been speaking.
It didn’t take long for her to discern how hard the Deathscythe was trying to mask his level of discomfort, with the only dead giveaway being the way he ran his hands through his misshapen locks of hair every few seconds.
I have to admit though, that disbelieved look is…kinda attractive Maka thought before her eyes burned at the slight peek of his scar protruding from his unbuttoned shirt, only for her to jump at the music getting exponentially louder.
She watched as the pole dancer whispered something into Soul’s ear and stepped aside so that he could leap onto the pole right when the chorus of Rude Boy echoed across the hall.
Soul then fumbled his weight around for a few moments before twirling upside down and allowing his feet to dangle midair.
The action would have served as Maka’s death sentence if he hadn’t looked her directly in the eye and cracked a shark-toothed grin before flailing downwards once more.
“He’s such a- uhhh HE’S SUCH A ASSHOLE!” Maka screeched while feeling her spine tingle at Soul’s laughable performance.
It didn’t help that a group of girls released a cacophony of screams directly in front of the podium before Liz hosed them all by popping open her champagne bottle in the middle of the crowd.
Maka took a moment to let out a deep breath, latch a firm hand onto Black*Star and Tsubaki, and then march them all towards a corner of the hall.
“Yeaa hate to be the one who has to say it, but that’s gonna be a pretty hard act to beat,” Black*Star whispered to Maka as she loosened her grip on her friends and began to groan in agitation.
“Well, at least you have clear proof that he’s into you too Maka,” Tsubaki added, causing the other woman to go completely still.
I could tell he was into me after that awkward talk we had before dropping me off at Black*Star’s but…it just doesn’t feel right Maka discerned while the countless daydreams she had of moonlit confessions and heartfelt prom-posals began to cloud her judgement.
“I just-I don’t know if this even right ,” Maka then replied, causing her friends to hum in concern.
“You don’t have to do anything ya’ don’t want to Maks. If this is where we end things, I guess I can…smooth stuff over with Soul and Kid for you, alright?” Black*Star replied, which only seemed to add more fuel to the other meister’s misgivings about what they were doing.
She then looked to the side and caught a small glimpse of the crowd that had surrounded Soul the moment he came down from the podium before letting out a shaky sigh.
No, no I started this mess, so I should at least be the one to end it. And besides… Maka thought while regarding her friends with a weak smile.
Maka Albarn never backs down from a challenge she finally decided before grabbing Black*Star’s wrist once more and slowly leading them towards a storage closet on the other end of the room.
“We don’t need to do anything crazy to beat that performance. Me and Star are gonna have a little fun in the storage closet, alright Tsubaki? It’d be a shame if someone were to just walk in on us,” Maka added, probing Tsubaki to give her a wink in understanding.
She then took that as a sign to walk straight towards the closet and slowly turn the doorknob when no one appeared to be looking in their direction .
“Ow, ow, ow you’re pulling way too hard,” Black*Star grumbled when they’d finally slipped inside and closed the door shut behind them.
“Sorry, sorry,” Maka replied with a slight wave of her hand before urging Black*Star to sit down on the tiled floor.
“You’re never going to speak about this after all the dust has settled, understand?” the woman chided while attempting to ruffle Black*Star’s gelled hair.
“This is just as uncomfy for me than it is for you, ya’ know that,” her childhood friend scoffed, probing Maka to morph her lips into a smile for a few moments.
“Mmmmhhh Black*Star! ” she then shouted, causing the young man in question to jump at the noise.
“What the f-“
“Shhhh , you’re gonna ruin it,” Maka hissed before slapping a palm onto the blue haired meister’s mouth.
“Has anyone seen Black*Star and Maka?” the pair heard Tsubaki shout with a faux sense of worry.
They then regarded one another with a mutual look of disgust before lightly pushing their lips against one another.
“Ahh ah Death, is this my punishment for starting this whole thing! To think I saved myself for Kid all these years just for shit to hit the fan last minute,” Black*Star whispered while Maka vigorously rubbed her lipstick against his face with a few dabs of her fingers and mulled over his words, only to come towards a halt once hearing the doorknob rattle from outside.
She hastily streaked a little of her lipstick onto the blue-haired meister’s chin before taking a deep breath and meeting his lips once more.
“What’s going-ohhhh UHH I didn’t give you those condoms to use on school property kids,” they then heard Marie stammer out in between a few gasps and murmurs from the crowd that had been surrounding their former teacher.
“Geez Mrs. Marie, did ya’ really have to go and ruin the mood right after we’d set it,” Black*Star exclaimed through gritted teeth.
Maka would have mirrored the action if it weren’t for Kid standing right beside Tsubaki in the crowd, therefore serving as a sign that their sacrifice hadn’t been in vain.
“It’s ok Star, it shouldn’t be that hard to set it again,” the woman giggled before feeling Black*Star snake a hand across her waist.
“You’re right babe. You heard the lady, leave us alone to makeout for a couple more minutes. And don’t worry Mrs. Marie, we won’t be dancing the hanky panky in here,” Black*Star yelled towards the crowd, causing Maka to heavily resist the urge to twist the hand that was deftly resting on her hip.
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“This has gone much too far,” Kid sighed while Soul slumped against the wall in a piqued silence.
“You couldn’t have thought of that before making me go up there in front of everyone,” the Deathscythe replied before resisting the urge to bash his head against the buffet table situated a few feet away from them.
I’m sayin’ that like it’s not my fucking fault for not being the bigger person and confessing Soul mentally chided to himself as he realized how tired he was of this entire plan.
He’d felt a surge of excitement at the way Maka was gazing at him with lidded eyes throughout the entire performance, but the excitement soon turned into a dizzying wake-up call once noticing how her face had morphed into a dejected expression for a brief moment.
“Alright, I’ll admit how dragged out this prank feels now. But…if we’re going to raise the white flag, it should at least be in a thoughtful way,” Kid replied before grabbing Soul’s shoulder and leading him through the throngs of partygoers once more.
The reaper then loosened his grip as he let out a long sigh, gave Soul a quick wink, and walked up towards the stage.
“Ahem, attention please!” Kid spoke through the microphone stand Sid had been using to give announcements throughout the night.
“I’m sorry to crash the vibe of the party, but I’d like to say a few words to congratulate our class. Uh , firstly could we have all the students who were present during the battle of the moon come up front,” the reaper added, probing Soul to slowly walk up stage and watch as the rest of his friend group made their way towards the front of the crowd as well.
The sound of clapping had thundered across the hall once they’d all stepped onto the stage, although it only registered as ambient noise in Soul’s head once noticing Maka standing beside him.
Her face seemed to be glued towards the crowd, which served as an adequate enough clue to the Deathscythe that he’d have to find some way of clearing the air before he could even consider meeting her eyes.
“Please give an extra round of applause for Maka, our valedictorian and last ever meister to create a Deathscythe and her partner Soul, the last Deathscythe himself,” Kid exclaimed while Soul let out a grimace at the loud screams coming from his classmates.
It was then that Soul realized the reaper was nudging the microphone in his direction, forcing him to step a few feet back in confusion.
“Ohhhh no, y’know I already hate being the center of attention-“
“I’m not doing it so you can give some random speech,” Kid whispered before Soul arched an eyebrow in confusion.
“Make a passionate love-stricken speech. Just…think of something you’d like to say to Maka before looking back at her,” the reaper added as he finally relinquished the microphone over to Soul, who remained completely still for a few minutes due to how fast his thoughts were racing.
What I wanna say to Maka? That’s…easier said than done the Deathscythe thought before staring out at the large crowd of partygoers who awaited his speech.
“Ah, first off I’d like to thank everyone for being here. Second…I-I know alot of ya’ might have this idea of me being some kinda hero that knows exactly what to do when things go south, but the truth is I’m not all that cool really. I bitch about stuff all the time and suck at showing my emotions…,” Soul started while watching Kid give him an encouraging grin from the corner of his eye.
“But, you’ve always made me feel more than enough, even if it meant dealing with all that crap. I remember coming to Death City and thinking I’d just find a way to be known as one of the coolest guys to ever live here, but ya’ made that dream look worthless. You’ve helped me learn to laugh again, cry again, lo-love again and there’s no way in hell I can see myself anywhere else but here with you. So thank you…,” he finished, eliciting an eerie silence to fill the hall.
Soul then used the silence as further momentum to turn towards the direction Maka was standing, only to watch her shuffle off the stage as the crowd broke into a set of applause.
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iamfabiloz · 2 years
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Goosefeather x sagewhisker t4t manlet and tall wife writing prmopt
Also how do you feel that i made out with someone in your comment section on the poly leafpool vid
YEAA I wrote hurt/comfort thingie of them sorry I went insane and passed out like five times writing this LOL
also I think that u and the romance arc u had in my comments section was beautiful 11/10 :)))/j polyam leafpool isn’t the bane of my existence not all alll/j /lh
anywayz cw for nightmares it’s a little spooky
Hulking, contorting creatures blotted Goosefeather’s view. They shrieked and hissed, writhing around in the pitch black sky. Before long, They slowly disappeared into the darkness, clunking heavy round paws against the floor. At every corner there was a strange, unfamiliar cat, acting out some sort of scenario. There was a ginger tom engulfed in flames, a scarlet soaked tabby with a stake through his heart, a badger looming over the bleeding body of dark gray she-cat, all things Goosefeather had no context for. 
What did they all mean? How could he use any of this information for anything? Goosefeather turned away and ran hard, his paws skidding against the ground. Then he realized he wasn’t running on the ground at all. He was in a black void, images of events yet to come swirling around his feeble pelt. They crowded against his head, begging to be listened to. The noise boomed inside of the medicine cat’s skull, curling around his brain, and stabbing it agonizingly. Goosefeather howled in pain and terror, but when he swiped at the figures, his claws cut through their forms like mist. He couldn’t make them go away. He was powerless. He cupped his trembling paws over his ears, but the sounds slipped through the cracks. They sounded even more outraged. The noise reached a terrifying crescendo and Goosefeather screeched. 
“STOP!” 
Goosefeather’s eyes shot wide open and he wheezed out a shaking breath. The other medicine cats were still sound asleep, beside him. None of them looked to be having terrible dreams, they all looked completely at ease. It was only him. The ThunderClan healer sat up, his breaths coming in short bursts. Oh StarClan, why? Why are you doing this to me, specifically? Goosefeather wailed internally, knowing he would never get a reasonable response. I can’t do anything about my visions, what’s the point of sending them to me? Old anger bubbled beneath his pelt and he felt his fur begin to rise. 
He squinted as he turned to the Moonstone, the bright light dazzling his bleary eyes. He imagined it collapsing into a pile of rubble, its glow fading and reducing the cave to pitch black darkness. Well not complete darkness, Goosefeather thought spitefully, staring up at the ceiling hole above. The stars glittered coldy in the cloudless night sky. Moonlight seeped through the opening, and down into the cramped cave. Even if the Moonstone was gone, StarClan would still find a way to slip a sign into his normal life. It had happened before. 
They would always be watching him. He could never truly run from the star’s foul, vigilant gaze. Eyes would always prick his pelt, his paw steps would always have been foretold, and every hair on his pelt wasn’t his. 
He was the heaven’s plaything. 
Goosefeather wanted to implode in frustration. He wanted to march right up to whoever ran the rat-pit that was StarClan, and demand why he had been cursed.  Why he had to live like this, drowning in visions, when every other healer only got a dose of it. 
Why me? Why me? Why me?
Goosefeather tore at the floor beneath him, but there was nothing to shred, only cold, scuffed stone. His claws scraped painfully against rock as he rapidly flailed his arms, struggling to hold back his enraged hisses. 
After he got tired of that, Goosefeather sank to the ground defeatedly. He wanted to go home and curl up in his nest, but he had to wait for his apprentice, Featherwhisker. The tom was sleeping a few tail lengths away from him, his young face peacefully still. A pang of jealousy jabbed at Goosefeather’s heart as he glared at his snoozing form. 
Why cant I be like that? Why can’t I have normal dreams? He swallowed, trying to bury the feelings of envy towards his apprentice’s good fortune. 
It’s not his fault, StarClan doesn’t hate him. 
Goosefeather let out a hoarse sigh, and buried his face into his paws. His eyes watered and hot tears rolled down his cheeks, dampening the gray fur on his face. Little gutteral animal-like noises erupted from his mouth, and he pressed his paws over it, trying to keep quiet. He sobbed into his pads, his whole face contorting into an ugly cry. Eventually, the noises died down in volume, though his throat burned painfully from the outburst. He rubbed his paws at his face, trying to wipe away the tears and snot. I’m acting like such a fussy kit! He chided himself, though he kept on whimpering. 
“Goose?” A low, confused voice sounded from his left side. Goosefeather looked up with a sniffle. 
Sagewhisker, the ShadowClan medicine cat, was sitting up in her spot, her yellow eyes blinking as she adjusted to being awake. She was Goosefeather’s romantic partner, his mate. A tiny inkling of warmth stirred inside of Goosefeather’s belly. She stood up and padded over to him, her long limbs gracefully stepping around several of her slumbering companions. Her white fur glowed under the Moonstone’s light, making her look ghostly. Goosefeather shivered and tucked his paws beneath himself, blinking away the last of his tears. 
Sagewhisker curled up next to him, reaching out a sleek white paw. 
“Oh Goose, why are you awake? Did you have more visions?” 
“Isn’t it obvious? When don’t I have more visions!” Goosefeather grunted, flicking his tail irritably. Sagewhisker was silent for a moment, her ears twitching in response to his abrasiveness. Her paw lingered uncertainly in the air. A wave of piercing shame ran through Goosefeather’s pelt. 
“I-I’m sorry.” He meowed in a quieter tone, ducking his head. “I’m not over it still.” Sagewhisker’s eyes filled with warmth. 
“You don’t have to be. I understand.” She meowed softly, placing her paw on his shoulder. 
“Do you want to tell me about it?” 
Goosefeather shifted in place for few heartbeats before nodding silently.
 “Okay.”
He inched closer to her, and leaned over to press against her pelt. She shifted her position, making it so Goosefeather could rest his head on her flank while she craned her neck to face him. Goosefeather felt immensely comforted by her presence. She was real and infallible. Sagewhisker wouldn’t harm or terrorize him. He was safe, even just for a moment. Goosefeather sucked in a laborious breath. He started telling his partner all about the wretched dream he had bore witness to. The visions of cats yet to be born. The awful noise of their stories  pounding inside his skull. The endless, dark void he thought he would never escape from. Sagewhisker listened patiently, her expression calm as he spilled out his woes.
“I don’t know why StarClan keeps sending me these awful nightmares! I can’t even do anything about it! No one will listen to me, and Cloudberry taught me to not meddle with fate! As if she knew anything about it!” Foam flecked at the corners of Goosefeather’s mouth as he ranted. Sagewhisker rasped her tongue soothingly behind his ears, nodding quietly. Goosefeather sniffled, pressing his head harder against his mate’s flank. 
“I don’t know what to do, Sagewhisker. The visions won’t stop. I can’t control them. Everywhere I turn, it’s foul omen after foul omen. I scare my clanmates. Even my own sister.” Goosefeather swallowed painfully, his eyes beginning to water once more. 
“I’m going to live like this forever.” 
Sagewhisker stopped licking the back of his ears. Her expression was steely as she looked down at him with her marigold-yellow eyes. 
“I’m so sorry, Goosefeather. You don’t deserve StarClan’s ire one bit. Whichever gaggle of spirit cats decided to give you this gift are bat-blind, and just as foolish in death as they probably were in life.” Her expression hardened with anger. 
“If they keep sending you these dreadful messages, I think you should have some sort of plan for calming down after the ordeal.“ 
Goosefeather tipped his head. “Like what?”
“Take deep, slow breaths after you see something. Don’t let it get a hold of and consume you. Another thing I’ve found that can distract you, is clawing pictures into the dirt. I know it sounds kit-like, but it’s helped me before. It takes your mind off things for a good while. Maybe chew on some honeycomb or drink moss water mixed with chamomile too, I’ve heard it’s good for unwinding. You could even ask Featherwhisker to help you get some. Or take a stroll in the forest and find it yourself. It sounds simple but, a good walk can really help clear your head.” 
Goosefeather blinked, feeling a smidge skeptical. “Are you sure those will work? I don’t know…” Goosefeather trailed off with a huff. Sagewhisker laid her tail gently on his spine. 
“Listen, why don’t you meet me at the ShadowClan border two sunrises from now? I can show you how to do all of these things. We can even test out other strategies. I know it can be daunting, believe me. I know. But it’s important to get into at least one of these habits so the stress doesn’t overwhelm you. StarClan can’t disappear, but we can find methods to help you accommodate and cope.” Sagewhisker nudged Goosefeather’s forehead with her muzzle. 
“Okay, I don’t see why not.” Goosefeather said in a gruff voice. “But you’ll help me with everything, right?” Sagewhisker nodded. “I will, I promise.” Goosefeather twitched his tail approvingly, but then he felt his face fall. 
“What about my clanmates? And my sibling, Moonflower?” Goosefeather’s voice began to tremble again. “They hate me.”
Sagewhisker’s eyes rounded. Goosefeather readied himself for more uplifting encouragement, but a snarl escaped the white she-cat’s jaws. “Then they are toad-brained crow-food eaters. How dare, they shun you without even bothering to listen to what you have to say? You’re the medicine cat for a reason! You’re a skilled healer, yet they all can’t see that past the bridge of their noses. I’m sorry about your sister, perhaps there’s still a chance to mend things with her, but the others… If they dislike you, than that’s on them. I know you, Goosefeather. Quite well. It’s a shame they don’t want to too.” 
Goosefeather felt his skin burn beneath his pelt,  jolts of surprise poking at his body. He twisted his head around to stare at Sagewhisker, who was huffing. She took a deep breath and let it out through her nose. After a minute, she looked back at Goosefeather, her shiny yellow eyes gleaming. 
“Anything you need, Goose, I’m there. I’m not going anywhere, okay? I’ll always be a border away.” 
“Okay.” Goosefeather mumbled, his voice trembling with barely contained emotion.  Feeling as if the metaphorical clouds had cleared, he meowed quietly. “Thanks.” 
Sagewhisker touched her pink nose to his cheek. “Anytime. I care about you, Goosefeather. A lot. I want you to remember that.”
Goosefeather’s chest warmed and he pressed his muzzle into her fur affectionately. Gratitude and love for his mate swept through his body, flooding it with the first overload of positive emotion he had felt in weeks. “I know.” A weak purr rumbled in his throat. “I do too.” 
Sagewhisker brushed her thin muzzle along the side of his face. Goosefeather closed his eyes, trying to drink in as much of the moment as he could. He was safe and happy right now. Sagewhisker, the cat whom he loved dearly, was nuzzling him fondly. 
No visions, no spirit cats, no terrible things beyond his comprehension were plaguing his mind right now. Only comfort and genuine love. The warm, fuzzy thoughts bounced around inside his brain. It would keep him occupied, but only a for bit. He knew he would spiral again soon. But the thought was slightly less terrifying. At the end of the day, he would be reassured of one fact. He would always have someone in his corner that would help and support him; Sagewhisker. 
The ThunderClan medicine cat felt himself smile as Sagewhisker rested her head overtop his.  The warm weight made him feel like a kit again, bundled up in the nursery in piles of cozy moss. Goosefeather blinked, a strange feeling of bliss overtaking his senses for a heartbeat. His eyes darted toward the Moonstone. It seemed to burn even more brightly than before, and he squinted at the harsh glare. The light was seeming to rise in brilliance, though the moonlight wasn’t increasing; the glow within the stone itself was. Goosefeather blinked. When he opened his eyes, the excess rays and shine were gone. It looked normal again.
 Goosefeather felt like he had been drenched in ice-cold water. 
He turned away and buried his face into Sagewhisker’s neck fur, making her meow softly in surprise. Joke’s on you, STARCLAN. I’m going to keep being mates with her, no matter what you say. She’s cared for me more than you fox-hearts have. We’re happy together, and you can’t change that. I won’t let you. You can send me all the omens in the world, but I won’t let you ruin this for me!
Sagewhisker’s muzzle brushed his ear. 
“Are you alright, dear?”
Goosefeather looked up at her with a crooked smile.
“I’m more than alright, Sage. Thank you.” He pressed his snout back into her moss-soft pelt, making her purr. 
Don’t touch a hair on my pelt, StarClan, they all belong to Sagewhisker now. 
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ohjustkreat · 1 year
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Closing The Distance
A Shuri x Riri Fanfic
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A/N: Hey everyone! I know it’s been awhile! I’ll hopefully be updating more frequently! I’ve started a one-shot series (Moments In Between) so send me your prompts if you got ‘em! As always, Enjoy- Kreat
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Chapter 14
Beautiful.
The only word that came to mind as Shuri stared at her slumbering girlfriend. Aneka had successfully guided them back to the safe house with Ayo at her side. Shuri held Riri, afraid any movement would wake her. But Shuri knew they had to exit the plane sooner or later. Gently, Shuri began to nudge Riri.
“Riri, babe, wake up. We’re here.” Shuri felt a slight tinge of guilt for waking Riri. Her bruises and physical state were only a surface level representation of the previous day’s events. She still didn’t know the extent of what her girlfriend had gone through. She knew in time answers would come but right now she just wanted Riri to get some rest.
Riri’s worn eyes blinked her out of the coma like state she had been in. Looking up, she found the same warm eyes she had been longing for only hours earlier.
“Hey, baby. Where are we?”
Riri responded, sleep still lingering in the shadows of her voice.
“We’re at a safe house, love. You’re okay. You’re safe.” Shuri assured her as she ran her hands gently through Riri’s hair.
Slowly, Riri lifted herself up and from the embrace of the strong arms currently securing her. Turning to her side, she peered through the frosted windows. Her eyes scanned the almost empty warehouse. Besides the warriors, who seemed to be loading a black SUV, there were only a few storage lockers that she saw. Until Riri’s attention was captured by a broken desk in the far corner of the room. She glanced at Shuri then back at the desk, confusion running through her face along with a list of questions.
“Soooo, anything you want to explain?” She said partly joking, and partly concerned.
“Yeaa, there’s a lot we need to talk about.”
Shuri let out a small laugh. Hoping to relieve some of the tension.
“Come on, let’s get off and back to your dorm. Okay?”
“Yea, but can we stay at your place tonight? I just don’t want to be on campus right now.” Riri asked as they both began to get up from their seats. Riri moved a little more slowly as her body was still in pain.
“Mm, of course, love. I didn’t really want to go back there either. Not right now.” Shuri leaned down and pecked Riri’s lips. Breaking away she took Riri’s hand and lead them off of the plane and out into the safe house.
“Well look at the love birds, deciding to join us.” Ayo
Shuri rolled her eyes to the heavens.
“Let them enjoy themselves, Ayo. They just got each other back. Bast! Would you prefer I tell them how sickly you act after returning from a mission.” Aneka added in.
Ayo’s eyes went wide as she shook her head repeatedly, “Enjoy.” Ayo wasted no time leaving the group and returning to loading the vehicle.
“Don’t mind her. She’s always wound up after a mission.” Aneka’s smile then faded into a more serious but comforting look. Unexpectedly, she placed a hand on Riri’s shoulder, “And we’re all glad to have you back.” Squeezing her shoulder ever so gently, she pulled the shorter woman into a side hug. An action that had Shuri baffled. Riri was shocked as well. Aneka released her almost as quickly as she had pulled Riri in and went to back to assist Ayo.
Riri chuckled, “Well that has been the strangest part of the past 24 hrs. Are they always like that?”
“Pretty much. You’ll get used to it, eventually.”
“Mm, you make it sound like you’re in this for the long run.” Riri said only half joking.
“I mean, I may or may not have just rescued you, so I mean, I guess you could say that.” Shuri flirted as she took ahold of Riri’s waist and pulled her in closer. Causing the shorter girl to squeal.
“Ahhah, for some reason I think I’m okay with that.” Riri leaned up towards Shuri, until the distance between them was almost nonexistent.
“Hey, you two!” Ayo yelled out from her spot by the SUV. The warriors intrusion caused both women to spring away from each other.
“Bast! Great timing, Ayo.” Shuri yelled back in frustration.
“My apologies, Shuri.” Ayo, said as she approached them. “But it is time to head back. And where exactly are we going anyways? Will we be dropping you and Riri off?”
Shuri, still with irritation pumping through her face, responded through gritted teeth, “No, Ayo, you will not. We’ll be staying back at the hotel.” Shuri relaxed a little bit as Riri had started rubbing the small or her back.
“We’re coming, Ayo. Thank you.” Riri said as Ayo nodded and returned to the SUV.
“Babe, are you okay?” Riri looked up at Shuri. Her big brown eyes filled with worry.
“I think I’m just tired.” Shuri kissed the top of Riri’s head. “Come on, let’s go.”
Shuri took Riri’s hand as they walked to the SUV. She only briefly let it go to open the door for the other woman.
“Thank you” Riri said with gratitude as blushed from the small but thoughtful gesture.
Shuri followed her and sat next to Riri on the bench style leather seats. Riri didn’t hesitate to rest her head upon Shuri’s shoulder. Shuri took her hand and began using her thumb to rub careless circles onto the back of Riri’s palm. Shuri was grateful for any contact between her and Riri. In the short time they had been reunited, Shuri found herself needing physical contact with her girlfriend. As if letting her go meant she would disappear again. Shuri was pulled from her thoughts as the SUV came to a startand Aneka began driving down the path. Coming onto the main road, the group began the drive back to the hotel. Shuri felt a sense of relief wash over her. She began to feel the immediate stress of the situation lessen. As if it were left in the confinement of the safe house.
The drive back to the hotel seemed shorter than before. Riri slept soundly on Shuri’s shoulder. While Shuri rested her head on the window, nodding in and out of consciousness. Waking up every so often to make sure Riri was still at her side.
“Shuri, we’re here.” Ayo said from her position in the front of the car.
Aneka had parked the vehicle and was currently unloading the few bags they had.
“We’ll go ahead and go up and just leave your things in your room.” Ayo explained as she exited the vehicle.
The sound of her closing the door caused Riri to jaunt awake.
“Hey, it’s okay.”
“Sorry, just loud noises, right now aren’t my thing.”
“Don’t apologize, love. I get it. Why don’t we head up to the room. We can shower and get some food and rest. Okay?”
Riri looked up at Shuri “That sounds perfect.”
Shuri got out first and Riri followed. They made their way into lobby of the hotel and to the elevator.
Once inside the elevator they made the short trip to their floor.
Shuri unlocked the door and they both entered.
Riri let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding as she took in the sight of the Shuri’s hotel room. She felt safe in the company and place of her girlfriend.
“You wanna shower and I’ll order some room service?” Shuri asked.
“Hmm, yea. I’m gonna go grab some clothes from your room. I’m pretty sure I left some stuff here.”
“Yea, you did. It should be in my bottom drawer.”
“Okay. I won’t be long.”
Shuri watched as Riri’s figured disappeared into her room. She walked towards the phone that was sitting on one of two tables in the living room. Dialing the number she picked up the phone. Unsure of the perfect meal, she ordered a little of everything. Once the order was placed she hung up the phone and proceeded to unpack the bag she had packed. It contained a med kit, clothes, para-cord, some basic and advance tools and a few other items. Moments after unpacking, she heard the water from the shower turn off. Shuri became almost gleeful at the thought of seeing Riri even though it had only been a maximum of fifteen minutes. Shortly after the water had been turned off, Riri was opening the bathroom door. Wearing an oversized MIT t-shirt and a pair black sweatpants, she had chosen comfort in her tired state.
“Hey, babe, is the food here?”
“Well, someone’s hungry. Hey, to you too, love. And no it’s not. It should be arriving soon. I’m going to go shower.”
Okay,babe. I’ll be here.”
Riri sat down on the bed and waited on her girlfriend. She had been trying not think about the events tht had just transpired. The pain, abuse, and the bloodshed. It was something she’d seen before. But seeing Shuri in that position resonated with her differently. She couldn’t quite describe it. She held mixed feelings on the matter.
Ones she would have to decipher later as a voice calling “Room Service!” distracted her from such thoughts.
Riri stood up and made her way to the door. Opening it her eyes were stuck on the mountainous cart before her. Riri had never seen such a blend and variety of food. It seemed as if Shuri had ordered everything the kitchen had in stock.
“Enjoy, Ma’am.” The worker said as he pushed the cart inside the entry way. Nodding his head as a goodbye, he left without a word. Riri instantly noticed the pancakes, along with every topping she could think of. Grabbing a plate from the kitchen, she quickly piled the pancakes, some fruit, and different pastries and cookies onto it. Being so indulged into the food before her, she didn’t hear the water in the bathroom turn off. Sitting down she began to stuff her face. Forgetting all courtesies she knew and eating like it was her last meal. In the midst of her feasting, she hadn’t notice how Shuri had found her way into the dining area. Shuri was watching her girlfriend enjoy a meal that was needed.
“Couldn’t wait for me, huh?” Shuri joked.
Riri coughed, almost choking from the surprise of her girlfriend’s presence. “How long have you been standing there?”
“Long enough. But I’m glad you’re eating. You deserve it. Don’t stop on my accord.” Shuri said as fixed herself a plate. Sitting opposite Riri she began to indulge her own self. Their meal was had in silence. Food being their only concern right now. When they both were done, Shuri insisted on cleaning the few dishes. Fortunately, for Shuri, Riri was too tired to put up a fight. Instead, she went to lie down.
“I know it’s the middle of the day but I’m sleeping until tomorrow.” Riri joked as Shuri walked in.
“I might join you.” Shuri chimed in as she joined Riri on the bed.
Shuri took Riri into her arms. They both lied there for a moment. Shuri broke the silence first. Her eyes were closed, her voice barely above a tremble. Riri couldn’t tell if Shuri had tears in her eyes or not as she began to speak,
“I know today was a lot. And I- I feel guilty. Like this-this was my fault. And I know we talked about it, but the feeling…it just doesn’t go away. I mean- will this be our future? One of us always putting the other in dan-“
“I’m going to stop you right there.” Riri pulled back from Shuri just enough to meet her eyes.
” I meant what I said earlier on the plane. We’re not worried about the future. Just the now. Listen. And this might be hard for you to hear but bare with me.” Riri took a deep breath in and then exhaled slowly, before beginning to speak again, “Even after he - beat me…choked me even, I- I knew, that you would come a rescue me.”
Shuri’s blood began to run hot as the thought of someone putting their hands on Riri crossed her mind. Riri read her girlfriend and began to rub her back before continuing. “Baby, I’m okay. We’re okay. Now, as I was saying. I never doubted that you would come and rescue me because I’d do the same for you. And besides, that’s just the type of person you are. A protector, a fighter, a leader, and a lover.”
Shuri was close to tears and she took in the beautiful sight before her. Riri couldn’t be more perfect.
“Babe, I-“
“Don’t respond. Just take it in.” Riri said.
“Listen, I’ll always be there for you. No matter the reason. And I meant what I said earlier too, I do love you. Which brings me to my next topic. I want you to move to Wakanda.”
Riri pulled back and gave Shuri a shocked look.
“You’re serious? And what about school?”
“It wouldn’t be until the summer. You were olanning on visiting anyways. It’s just not safe here.”
“I don’t know Shuri, I’ll have to think about that. Besides I was planning on visiting not getting a U-haul.” Riri said.
“Babe, you wouldn’t need a U-haul. We do have a highly advanced aircraft.” Shuri said not understanding the joke.
“It was a joke, love. And like I said, I’ll think about it.”
“No, I get it. You don’t have to rush to answer me.”
Sensing the tension in the air had almost dissipated, Riri resumed her spot in Shuri’s arms. Eyes closed, she listened to the rhythm of Shuri’s heart beat. Soon that sound was accompanied by Shuri snoring softly. Riri laid there until sleep took her captive as well. Had it been left to either woman they would never be separated again.
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berrymoos · 2 years
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not a req, jus need to talk about regressor max for a sec bc!?
she’s either super bratty and likes to annoy the party or she’s just baby:0 like 2-5
even though she doesn’t act like it she loves dolls and dressing them up with el!(little el or not they enjoy it very much)
steve is basically everything billy wasn’t and spoils her with that harrington money;) showering her with toys and love EEEEE
does everything in her power to tick off mike and she and el will pull pranks on him whenever they can:>
coolest toddler you’ll ever see, rolling around steve’s carport on her skateboard, stuffie under her arm, glaring at everyone giving her a weird look( she still a girlboss when little)
hates naps because the party forces her to get her rest but she just wants to run around with el
for some strange reason i feel like little her and little jonathan would be besties and color together while everyone just watches them, dying from cuteness overload
she’s just so * excited happy noises* i ADORE her<333
YEAAS TALK ABT REGRESSOR MAX!!! USE UR VOICE!!!
🛹 HCISHDIWI lucas is v observant so he can tell what mood max is in based JUST off the way she talks & holds herself so he starts acting accordingly & everyone else follows suit ,, 2 - 5, she's deff a handful !! i feel like however old she feels depends on what her mood is ,, like around 2 / 3 she's Baby but 4 / 5 is her menace era
🛹 el keeps this little dollhouse w her so whenever max is over / el visits her, she has it so they can play some wacky version of house together! max enjoys every SINGLE second of it, but if ANYONE mentions it while she's big she's like "no literally what are you talking about shut up shut UP."
🛹 jfc steve spoils her ROTTEN when it comes to toys & love. max can harness the Puppy Dog Eyes & as strong as steve may think he is, he's a sucker for em. they go into the store with the intention of buying five toys, but they walk out with seven & a couple of scoops of ice cream (with robin going "smh dude you've fallen for the puppy dog eyes AGAIN"). steve wouldn't have it any other way
🛹 MAX AND EL KEEP A SCOREBOARD OF WHO TICKED OFF MIKE THE MOST WITH THEIR SHENANIGANS .. so far el is winning but max is coming in a close second, HOWEVER max is winning in terms of the most BAFFLING pranks they can pull on mike. every time he thinks he's seen it all they're like NOPE & it's gotten to the point where he hesitates going thro doorways bc he doesn't wanna be wacked in the face with flour
🛹 SMALL GIRLBOSS MAX <33 her stuffie wears a pair of steve's old sunglasses. this is deff based off the regressor max moodboard i have reblogged but max is a little less steady on her board than she is big, so her hands n knees r covered in these cool bandaids
🛹 the only surefire way to get her to nap is if el lays down with her while she dozes off. there have been times where the party is like "is it really taking that long to set her down?" so they go check on them ... & el is asleep right next to her <3
🛹 HDVQIFIA0CUA9DUW8DB * CRIES * OH MY GOD SMALL MAX / JONNY DUO THATS SUCH A CUTE IDEA WAAAAAIT ≧﹏≦ okokok jonny tends to be rlly quiet when he's small – it's like his voice is permanently in some kind of whisper mode IF he chooses to talk – meanwhile max is not afraid to use her voice if she needs something ... so if jonny like, gets thirsty, he'll tell max & max will go "WIIIIIIIILL, JONNY'S THIRSTYYYYYY" at the TOP of her lungs & it startles EVERYONE. they could be sitting in complete silence, engrossed in whatever show they have on for the little ones (bc oh ... oh this is actually good) in case they get bored of coloring ... & then max goes "JONNY WANTS HIS PACI!!!" & everyone leaps like 5 feet in the air AHAJSJSI ... JEEZ I LOVE THEM SM
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notmidnight · 2 years
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I talked to S today! It was nice she was super sweet and she listened to me talk about mitski, which of course I had a ton of good opinions on, and S was very engaged in the conversation! I also got new glasses today, I don't usually wear glasses. She complimented them and said she wished she had glasses, I cracked a joke saying, "oh really, why because they're 'so quirky.'" she giggled and said "yeah, I had some during online school because we were always on the computers." I was like, "oh really?" She said "yeaa! But i don't wear them anymore because we're not on the computers as much." I acted surprised and invested as if the thought of her with glasses was surprising, and if I didn't remember, I have a picture of her with the glasses she mentioned. I can also remember how I thought it was the hottest thing that she had glasses, the reason I took the picture. (online school) but yeah I just melted, God I love talking to S! Her daughter's 2nd birthday is on Thursday AHH SO HOT
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lindacuriosidad · 6 months
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its fucked up how you turned my peoples against me meanwhile you were using all of them to fuckn torment me. smh
but idk i honestly feel like you werent acting alone. Theres a women hiding behind you with all of this. taha i wonder who that could be. (;
she a virgo from what i remember hu. yeaa.. makes alot of sense tbh yall both some pieces of shit.
birds of a feather flock together. ayyyee... chocala lol
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sirencrown · 11 months
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👀 how do you feel about the things that uppity Heiress is saying to you?
Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!
uppity is the correct word
it feels disgustfin... in a wave i cant explain on here
all these people root foar her too makin me pissed off
she acts pike im a lowie
an yeaa moby after centerays on the throne a lil competition
is good foar the old bones boat she can eat my bass
and these wannabe fuchsia tadpoles betta start reefspectin me
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baddiewabaldie · 2 years
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i cant stand when people say “you never know who’s watching you” because thats weird FBI detective. like speak next time then if you gone watch weirdo.
for example,
im talking to this dude we have a little back and forth or whatever and so he text me talking bout all these scenarios and whatever saying i was trying to play him and stuff so im like WHAT 🙃 cause who are for me to play? like be fr child. so then i come to work and his mama talking bout “you know suchnsuch was out last night” im like “yeaa he called me last night but i was knocked out” she gone say “oh i know you wasnt with him”and then proceeds to say “but all imma say is watch your surroundings folks be watching you and you dont even know it” like okkkkkk tell them to soeak next time wtf. that is so weird to me like folks act like im supposed to gaf about if somebody see me out. guh bye
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