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seriously considering getting another admin/giving this blog to someone bc I don't have much time to run it anymore but I'm still too attached to let go of it for good 🥲

I'll still give it some more thought but if you're interested keep an eye out 👀

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taehyung: a couple of dogs started barking at tannie and i couldn't let him be outnumbered so i started barking too.

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[namjoon as a history teacher]

student: but you promised we'd go on a field trip!

namjoon: and Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, welcome to the real world, buddy.

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namjoon: ah, yes, the Spanish flu...

namjoon: you might remember this, kids, as the flu that killed Edward from Twilight.

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hoseok: i'm getting a brain scan today on my routine check-up.

jin: to check if you have one?

hoseok:

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jimin: why do you always let me win when we race up the stairs? we both know you're faster than me

jungkook: i like seeing you smile when you win :)

jimin, to taehyung: he was staring at my ass

taehyung: yep he was staring at your ass

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yes, i'm the same anon that has called you homie in the past. just call me "homie anon." ✨☺️✨

I love you homie anon uwu 💖

#mail

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holy shit 😱 happy belated birthday, homie 💕❤️💕💕❤️

heheh thank u homie 🤩💜

#btw if you're the same anon that has called me homie in previous q's... i do remember you :] #and i consider you a fren uwu #mail

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Good day

my birthday was earlier this month so I think I'm gonna take this cake as a birthday cake so thank u very much good day to you too :]

#COME GET Y'ALL A SLICE 🤌🏻 #mail

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[at the park]

duck: quack

jungkook: exactly and you have every right to say that

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[pre-debut]

jin: i couldn't find a water bottle so i sent jungkook to school with his juice in a whiskey flask... WHO THE HELL LET ME BECOME A PARENT!?

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jungkook: we're all technically third world countries since we're the third planet from the sun.

namjoon: please go to sleep.

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[on the phone]

namjoon: KIM TAEHYUNG! we've been looking for you everywhere, where the hell are you?!

taehyung: oh yeah, about that, turns out i somehow bought a plane ticket and now i'm at the Eiffel Tower!

namjoon: WHAT?! you only had a couple of drinks and now you're in fucking France?!

taehyung: yeah, i think so! hold on. excuse me! this is France, right? oh i see, thank you. okay turns out i'm not actually in France lmao

namjoon: oh thank god listen just send us your location and we'll go pick you up-

taehyung: i'm in Vegas, baby!!!!

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[jimin as a waiter]

client: could i ask about the menu please?

jimin: the men i please are none of your business.

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jin: [knocks on the front door]

yoongi: [opens it] fuck not you again.

jin:

jin: i LIVE here tf?!

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taehyung: omg a spider!

spider: omg kim taehyung!

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jungkook: i need some advice

hoseok: [eating raw cookie dough in the middle of the night] you've come to the right person, hyungie will help

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namjoon: i don't need gasoline to start a fire

namjoon: all i need are these two hands and a lack of supervision

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