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lovers-in-japan-reign-of-love · 3 years

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Hi, would you be up for doing a Avengers cast x reader where she is the baby of the cast (like a day younger than Holland) and they are all meeting her Fiancé for the first time? (Maybe Timotheé Chalamet????) let me me know, it’s seriously okay if not!

Notes: I’d like to thank (anonymous) for the request!! I hope you enjoy it.

I don’t own any of the gifs/pictures used.

Warnings: Spelling/grammatical errors, anxious reader, some teasing probably, short

Masterlist: Click Here & Here

Word Count: 388 (give or take)

You’re a mess

An absolute mess

Like?????

God you’re regretting this decision

You really are

When you told your costars you were dating they made a big deal out of it

They wanted to meet him, but you refused

You wanted to enjoy your relationship without your friends scaring him off

Timothee was a little hurt that you wouldn’t introduce him to your friends, but he understood where you were coming from

But the news of your engagement made an uproar

Why they can’t be civil about it is beyond you

Yeah, you’re young but that doesn’t mean anything, right?

You and Timothee agreed to wait a couple years before actually planning the wedding, at least until both of you feel 100% ready

But ever since your costars found out, they made it their mission to organize your wedding and basically forcing you to bring Timothee to a group lunch so they could meet him

Despite your best efforts, you couldn’t talk them out of it

“It’ll be fine, don’t worry,” Timothee said

He was really trying to comfort you

But it wasn’t working

“But what if it isn’t?” you exclaimed. “What if they do something stupid? I don’t want you getting the wrong idea about them, or getting scared off cause they said or did something...”

“I won’t, I promise.” He walked over and hugged you, an attempt to get you to stop pacing

It stopped your movements, but not your anxiety

“How can you promise that?”

“Because I can. And I did. It’ll be fine, stop worrying. I’ve wanted to meet them for a while now.”

After some more comforting and finally calming down, you and Timothee left to go to the restaurant

Once you got there, your friends — your very overprotective friends — were all there at a big table

They all stood up once you and Timothee made your way over

Timothee had his arm over your shoulders

Scarlett, Cevans, Anthony, RDJ, and Sebastian let out very loud ‘aaaww’s

Your face went red

The Toms were smiling excitedly; Hemsworth was chuckling; Renner let out a loud laugh; Hayley, Elizabeth, and Cobie were shaking their heads with a smile on their faces

You could at least be happy not all of them were being loud and obnoxious

But you honestly didn’t expect anything less

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@treasure-that-is-what-you-are

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luna-rainbow · 2 years

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1, 4, 11

Oooh, thanks nonnie. You and @ashacrone asked nearly the same set. I've answered 11 in another ask.

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

I'd have to say MCU Stony, and IronStrange. Don't get me wrong, CEvans and RDJ have great chemistry in interviews, but Stony? =/ If they allowed Tony to keep the changes he's learned, and let him be a team player during the Avengers outings, then maybe. As for IronStrange, I know Tony and Stephen have similarities, but I can’t see Strange being able to put up with Tony’s neurosis. He’s a neurosurgeon after all (sorry bad pun).

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

Erm...generally the ones where it's an abuser/victim dynamic at any point in the relationship. So any of the Rollins or Rumlow/Bucky pairings, or the Zemo/Bucky pairing.

21 (for @ashacrone) What are your thoughts on crack ships?

If there is an accompanying narrative that makes it work, then I don't mind them. Sometimes pitting 2 characters who don't cross paths in canon together helps explore depths that the existing canon relationships don't offer.

#ask game #asks

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valentina-gg · 4 years

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Missing you - Chris Evans x reader

Request: Hello can you do a cevans x reader where the reader is a very famous pop singer and actress (she’s a part of the avengers) so the reader is dating cevans and they have not seen each other for a while since she finished filming her part for the avengers movie and went on a worldwide stadium tour. Then cevans and the avengers squad went to see one of her concert. Thank u so much. - anon

A/N: HIYAAAA, sorry for taking this long, I’ve been havind trouble with my internet connection. I hope you like it and feel free to send more requests. I love you all 💗💗

Being a full-time actress and singer wasn’t easy.

As soon as you finished filming your scenes for the avengers you had to go on a stadium tour. You weren’t complaining, though. You loved stages, seeing people singing along to your songs, dancing and having so much fun was very satisfactory to you. But it had its drawbacks too.

You found extremely hard to be so far away from the man you love for such a long time. Chris found it hard too, but he knew how to handle it. He would call you via FaceTime pretty often, even send you photos and videos of him and Dodger. Sometimes, he would even send you flowers and chocolates.

He wasn’t the only one you were missing, you missed everyone on set. RDJ would always joke about him preparing our wedding, when we weren’t even engaged. Scarlett and Chris had a special friendship, they knew each other very well, so whenever you and Chris had a fight you would always go to her. She always knew what to say.

You were in the middle of the tour now, meaning that you still had many concerts on the list before finishing and going back home to you man. However, you could not get distracted because you had a lot of work to do. Going to rehearsals was the first thing today.

After a long morning of rehears, you went back to the hotel room and prepared a bath, you needed it before tonight. Suddenly, you phone vibrated.

You saw the name of the person who sent it.

Hubby

You smiled, remembering why you had used that for his contact name.

“I’m telling you, honey, we are getting married, maybe not today, tomorrow or next year, but we are.”

“Really? How so sure, Evans?”

“Life wants it that way, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me, you’ll be my wifey.”

“Well, then you’ll be my hubby.”

It was a silly conversation; you couldn’t even remember why or how started. After a moment of melancholy, you went back to reading the message.

Hubby

I miss you x

Along with that came a photo of Chris and Dodger and you couldn’t resist as you started crying. Not because you were sad, well, you were a bit sad because of the distance, but you were crying because, for the first time in your life, you had found a man that made you feel extremely loved.

You looked at him and you just loved him. And it terrified you. It terrified you the thing you would do for him.

The time to get ready for the concert had arrived, so you went to the stadium and started to get dressed. You decided to wear a t-shirt you had stolen from Chris, at this point, everyone knew you were dating, so you didn’t care.

As the concert started and you sang, you stopped yourself to look at people’s faces, how happy they were to be there. You were in the middle of a song you had written about Chris when suddenly you saw him.

He was there.

He was there with Scarlett, Jeremy, Robert, Mark and Chris. First row.

When the concert finished you had to do a meet and greet, and you met incredible people. All the fans that would come were telling you how great the concert was, how fantastic you were and how much they loved you.

That was convenient because you loved them too.

When the M&G was over, Chris came in and you literally threw yourself to him.

“I’ve missed you so much, you know?”

“I missed you too.” He said as he kissed you lips very softly.

And just like that, both of you melted in a beautiful loving kiss that you wish it would never end.

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sadtrashthings · 5 years

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There’s so much to talk about:

Dave are you hungry?

Don and Elizabeth together wow thank you Chris

They’re all wearing sweaters

THE BALD CAPS

Those are stunt doubles right? Cuz that doesn’t look like Karen and Zoe

Renners’ face I’m crying WHY SO SERIOUS

The way Cevans is so intensely speaking to Paul and ??? wow

Long beard, shot hair, no gut, robe? We Stan only 1 Chris

SEBATIAN SITTING ON THE HILL “everything the light touches is our kingdom”

cevans’ big smile I can’t what a beautiful goof

Chadwick all alone chfjdjfi poor kid

POM IS SO PURE WHAT A BABY I LOVE HER

Mark looks so good I’m in disbelief but who is he talking to I’m lost

Tom Holland walking to rdj and Gwynn is so cute I’m crying

Rdj what the fuck are you wearing on your head

Benedict kicking the dust is me after endgame

“This is a really illegal video”

Danai, letitia I see you. I love you.

Cevans smile we love this beautiful softboi

Credits to prattprattpratt on I.G.

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ssironstrange · 5 years

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endgame rant

SPOILERS AHEAD PLEASE AVOID IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET

yeah i know i said i wouldn’t post spoiler shit but listen i gotta get this off my chest ok

i have some REAL BIG FUCKING ISSUES with the way the russos handled a lot of plotlines. don’t get me wrong, this movie was amazing and epic and fucking award worthy, but as a fan i’ve taken offense to a Lot of things.

clint

nothing about his ronin story makes a lick of fucking sense in the mcu. his family is dusted so he…… goes on a mass murdering spree??? decides that he should get a haircut and spend the next five years getting an edgy tattoo sleeve??? um. okay then. destroy the past like 10 years of his character having one of the best moral compasses of the entire team. why did he take up using a fucking SWORD in present day? do you know how long it takes to master swordsmanship at the level he was? with at least half of the world’s teachers gone? more than five fucking years thats for damn sure. and between him and natasha dying for the soul stone? it should have been him. i know he had a family and all but listen. nat went through physical and psychological torture. her body was modified against her will. she was brainwashed and used. and finally, FINALLY she gets free of it all, finds a family in the avengers, and continues to try and better herself to make up for things that weren’t even her fault to begin with. and clint? what did he suffer? oh thats right. nothing. he’s just damn good at his job and loves his family. the fact he has a family sucks for sacrifice, but they are well taken care of and every single one of his kids are old enough to understand AND nat would have stepped in immediately as a parental figure to help laura. they fucking fridged nat for clint and i will never forgive that.

thor

here we go. thor’s character legit made me uncomfortable. they went way overboard with the new thor personality. but… fatshaming and making fun of his very real depression and ptsd?? wtf russos. like, haha he let himself go so funny but its NOT. he wasn’t even like…. fat, for one. just a normal dadbod and beer belly. which by the way seems a lot more realistic according to most norse myths of the gods. they were warriors, yeah, but they drank a fucking lot and feasted a fucking lot so. anyway. thor has lost his entire family. not only that but he watched them all die. he saw his mother bleed out. he watched his father disperse into nothingness. he watched the brother he has loved and cherished no matter the amount of times of betrayal and misdeeds get his neck snapped and his lifeless body thrown to the ground. and then the sister he never knew he had killing almost all of your people and then being forced to find a way to kill her. can you imagine trying to cope with that??? and when you put his age into our perspective, he’s only in his 20s. so imagine seeing your whole family die before you’re even 25, then taking on the responsibility of ruling your people. said surviving people are then massacred in front of you with only a few dozen escaping. THEN living with the guilt of blowing your chance to kill the man responsible for that and unable to stop him from decimating half the universe. (and even when he does get revenge on him, it’s too late) tell me you wouldn’t have an atomic level meltdown. thor is suffering so much and all they can do is make fun of him for it and shame him for it. he deserved better.

steve

yall know i don’t like steve. i don’t hate him and i’m not anti-steve, i’ve just never enjoyed his rather inconsistent character and self-righteousness. it felt like we were FINALLY getting a steve i could get behind in this. a steve that swears like he should. a steve who still puts on a brave face for the public but behind closed doors with friends he’s miserable and broken like the rest of them and SHOWS it to them. a steve who realizes he is stuck in the past and just can’t seem to move forward. a steve who i can finally see the culmination of EVERYTHING he’s been through resting on his shoulders and eating him alive inside. finally we were getting a properly layered steve rogers. and then tony came back and that all fell apart. we didn’t get the apology steve owed him (and tbh tony owed him one too but we’ll get to that), we didn’t get a remorseful steve. he didn’t even address the goddamn issue. he went straight back to his bullshit. admittedly he was a better listener this time around and a far better team player overall. it wasn’t a total loss. but. BUT. his ending? no. hell fucking no. i’m happy he and peggy got their life, but it still shouldn’t have happened. how fucking selfish. how fucking backwards of his character. i get he didn’t have a choice in being brought back into the present and that is unfair and sucks for him, but what fucking right did he have to mess with a timeline like that? what right did he have to just decide without telling anyone he was done and giving up? why did he get the fucking happy ending???? steve rogers who looked tony in the eyes and said he wasn’t the kind of man to lay on the wire for someone copped out. steve rogers who knows of all the social progress we’ve made decides to go back to a time where he would be forced to accept segregation and extreme gender inequality and rampant, blatant, gross racism of all sorts oh and more war and alkjdalksdhkas NO plus they broke their own time travel rules so like whatever i guess right?? it’s okay if steeb gets his stupid happy ending right? god is it SO MUCH TO ASK FOR JUST ONCE TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTERIZATION OFCAP???? it’s not your fault cevans honey you’re doing amazing your directors just have no fucking idea

tony

frankly this has been amongst rdj’s best performances of tony. i’m still partial to a lot of his acting in the iron man movies BUT this was FANTASTIC. him finally being allowed to absolutely go off on steve was fucking delicious and everything i was waiting for. let it all out tony baby. buuuuut we should have also had something more. i know my fellow tony stans typically don’t believe it but tony was wrong in civil war too. surprise they both fucking were. ANYWAY. i was waiting for an honest apology between them both. after everything they just went through, NONE of the petty bullshit they went through before matters at all. and yet the closest thing we get is tony just being like “turns out i don’t like to hold grudges” or what the fuck ever. why is it so hard just to make one of them say i’m sorry, the other say i’m sorry, admit it was a bunch of BULLSHIT hug it out and then go forward???? ugh. their choice to make tony suddenly care about his dad and be happy to see him???? disgusting. they made it canon that howard was an abuser, neglectful, cold, and hateful. it’s been a BIG DEAL how tony has struggled with the relationship to his dad because of how shitty the man was to him. and then they do tHAT? fuuuuCK that!!!! i’m not saying tony isn’t allowed to forgive howard. thats fine and expected tbh. but they pushed it way too far. the tony stark we’ve known for the last decade would never get all giddy and happy to see him and hug him and fucking thank him??? what the fuckk?? god that was gross. you know what we should have gotten? what tony deserved more than howard fucking stark? MARIA STARK!! and then, of course, my main issue. they fucking killed him. which only tells us, the audience and fans that no matter what you suffer and sacrifice that your only way to redemption is death. jesus fucking christ i am SO angry over this. they killed the two who suffered the fucking most. the two who every single goddamn day worked on being a better person. nat and tony both deserved so much better than waht they got. how the fuck did it make sense to kill tony who now has a fucking CHILD, who still has a future, who FINALLY FOR ONCE IN HIS FUCKING LIFE FOUND A SHRED OF PEACE????? and then let steve just go selfishly galavant through time as he pleases to have the cute happy ending? FUCK that ending. fuck it right up the ass with a huge unlubed cock. steve should have been the one to use the gauntlet. period. he should have been the one to die like that. i would have still fucking cried but you know what?? that would be the most cap thing ever. i wanted a mirror of pre-serum steve jumping on that grenade, but this time grabbing the gauntlet and not hesitating for a split second to snap. but no. they killed tony who left behind a wife who DESERVED MORE THAN HAVING THE MAN SHES LOVED AND SUPPORTED AND MARRIED AND HAS A CHILD WITH RIPPED AWAY FROM HER!!! tony who left behind a daughter too young to really comprehend yet why her daddy isn��t going to be coming back. fuck you russos. the injustice of it is astounding. i’m never going to get over it. you know how they could have killed tony? if they really felt like they needed to? have him grow old and die naturally of old age with pepper in their cute little lakeside house after watching morgan grow into such a strong and brilliant person. but oh. they gave that to steve. right.

stephen

i’ll never complain about having more stephen content but uhhhh i’m gonna complain that we didn’t get more than what we got cause after sitting in the soulworld for five fucking years you canNOT tell me he didn’t get even stronger with time to practice and meditate and work through every iota of information of mystical shit in his head. and yet they sidelined him??? after we’ve SEEN what he’s capable of in IW? just gonna put him on flood control???? something that any of those goddamn sorcerers could have done while he helps wipe the floor with thanos or any of the thousands of enemies? fuuuuuuuuuck that. can you fucking imagine how quickly thanos would have been taken out if it were wanda, carol, and stephen all three against him? jesus. he’s literally amongst the most powerful people but nah, just have him stand over there.

the gay russo

FUCK you for that. i am LIVID about it. yall can’t fucking make valkyrie bi???? or carol????? yall can’t GET AN ACTUAL GAY ACTOR? “ We felt it was important that one of us play him, to ensure the integrity and show it is so important to the filmmakers that one of us is representing that. “ WHAT????????? are you fucking telling me a WOC WHO IS OUT AS BISEXUAL AND WANTS HER CHARACTER TO BE BISEXUAL COULDNT ENSURE THE INTEGRITY OF AN LGBT CHARACTER???????????????? “ It is a perfect time, because one of the things that is compelling about the Marvel Universe moving forward is its focus on diversity.” SEE PREVIOUS COMMENT????? oh my god fuck them forever.

lets make rules for our time travel then break them immediately

idek whats going on in the timeline anymore. they utterly fucked up and BROKE the timeline of 2012 avengers after letting loki get away with the tesseract. which should have cascaded into their future but, well, it didn’t. so i GUESS now we’re just pretending that made a new timeline which makes no goddamn sense but whatever i guess. steve going back to completely fuck with his timeline, or a timeline at least, and having no consequences in the future besides being old. okay. sure??? we can do all that but we can’t fucking get natasha back. right. cool. okay.

anyway i’m sure theres more bugging me but these are the things bothering me most.

and frankly i don’t care if anyone disagrees i’m not arguing or debating any of this.

#endgame

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pineapplebread · 5 years

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ur dmf artwork is so great !!!!! i love how u take cevans and rdjs face and make the look younger like stevetony in ur fic w/o it getting awkward or weird its so smooth like same thing with ur tattoo au tony looks older than like rdj and same with steve. idek if this makes sense but i just loveall ur work

Thank you so much! That’s such a great compliment. I just try to get references as close to the ages I’m trying to draw as I can and go from there.

Also, honestly, it’s way more fun to draw older characters with more wrinkles and “imperfections.” Their faces have far more personality and emotion vs smooth baby faces.

#my art #ask #Anonymous

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artisticrogers1972 · 5 years

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I'm just really down today, guys. I suffer from anxiety and depression...and migraines on top of that; of which I have a doozy today and am missing my hs daughter's marching band competition and my other daughter's college MB performance.

Anyway, I'm down for so many reasons, a couple of which is business and writer's block. I'm also feeling like maybe I'm too old to be writing ff here, but I'm only a couple of years older than Chris and Seb (my two muses) and younger than RDJ. So yeah.

I listen to the advice Cevans and Seb give on this stuff and I so wish I could just have a one on one, or a one on two with them to talk about it.

If you've stayed to read this, thank you. I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

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shellheadtmark2 · 5 years

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@cptsrogers 🔥 what one aspect of the mcu irritates you the most (yes pick only one)

i’m just gonna say it: the avengers were never really a team. they were never actually the avengers i know and love. hell, they aren’t even the ultimates. they’re not friends, they’re not found family, it doesn’t have the emotional depth and layers it could have to make it that way. part of that, yeah, has to do with the fact that the avengers have been around in comics since 1963. that’s part of it. lots of time to develop nuance and connections in ways the mcu just didn’t have time to do it in.

but.

part of that has to do with some shitty writing. look, i’m a comic rper. i know a thing or two about shitty writing (heroes reborn? secret empire? tony stark: iron man?). the mcu’s problem is that everything is...well, everything’s set up around tony. and i mean the avengers stuff. they wanted us to believe tony and steve are friends, but never actually showed their work. we’re supposed to infer from the comics how close they are i think, but if you’ve not read a million years of comics you won’t get it. so let me explain-

in the comics, steve and tony are practically attached at the hip. you never see one far from the other in ensemble stuff, okay, these guys spent the first bit of time as avengers having late night talks about feelings and spending time together when they couldn’t sleep and huddling up together at one end of the mansion dining table and just in general being thick as thieves. they have this ability to start talking to each other and ignore the rest of the room around them. they finish each other’s sentences, can communicate with nothing but a look. if one’s the focus of a panel 90% of the time you see the other one in the background, or they’re right next to them and you see that bc you’ll see tony’s armored shoulder pressed up against steve’s. it might be all you see of tony but you immediately know it’s him. or steve is alluded to in tony’s stuff by a cap coffee mug, or a portrait hanging on the wall. or tony will namedrop steve. or you’ll see one of tony’s old helmets in steve’s apartment. or-

point being, the mcu in no way emulated how close steve and tony actually are. they didn’t build it. rdj and cevans tried, bless them, but they were still stuck with what they were given. and knowing how close cap and tony are in 616, knowing how tony’s tried to exchange his own life for steve’s so many times, from exposing himself to toxins to give steve mouth to mouth and stopping his own heart to shut down one of his rampaging suits threatening to crush steve, to all the times steve’s bridal carried tony out of a battle or held him close when he thought he was going to die like...there’s nothing the mcu has on the depth of that relationship in 616. two men so close they might as well be one person.

and...and! it’s not just them. i just lean on them because i rp tony, and steve is arguably his most important relationship, but you’ve got interplay like that between all of the avengers (the line up of which is constantly shifting). logan and cap have a rapport because of wwii. bucky and tony have a bond because they’ve played the same role to steve. bucky and steve are...well. bucky and steve, slightly shifted bc they didn’t grow up together. carol and tony are peas in a pod and tony loves her endlessly. she loves tony, too. carol also loves jessica drew a whole fucking lot. rhodey is tony’s best friend and dated carol. there’s a million more that i’d take forever to even mention so leave it as: the avengers are the avengers, and they’re a team. it’s not a competition, they work together like a machine, because they are a team

the mcu didn’t do that. it propped tony up as the most important character and didn’t bother to really develop the relationships. hell, the rpc has done a better job fleshing out the mcu and its connections way, way better than actual paid writers did. amazing.

and i hate tony being the focus. ten/eleven years ago people would laugh at you if you said your favorite character was iron man. guess how i know that. he was considered fairly b-list outside of the avengers, because he’s always been an avenger. i just. the fact is he shouldn’t be the center, and more time should have been spent developing the avengers as an actual team and an actual family instead of lazily assuming a few throw away lines of dialogue or w/e would cut it.

thank you for attending my stop making tony the center of everything, mcu, ted talk.

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tinynebula · 5 years

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hi you, rdj, and cevans deserve the world ✨

😍😍😍😍 you're an angel, thank you

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mwagneto · 3 years

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Wait you’re a tjlcer? I followed you for marvel content (I still follow now dw) and I was not expecting that

OMG no im not sksjfjd but sherlock was my first fandom and i got into it in late 2016 and got Super fixated on it like. insanely and then after the final problem i was so depressed I was legit s**cidal (yes bc of bbc shitlock unironically 😔) so i spent all my time Very invested into every single theory on the planet throughout all of January and a lot of February, i watched all three episodes live on some pirate bbc website (since im. yknow. not british) and i fully convinced myself it'd go canon and after it didnt I was. in a Very bad way so i got even more into theories and even tuned in to apple tree yard and stuff skfmjsnf i managed to sorta move on by like... march-april? but i was still super fucking depressed but i got into rdj sherlock in February so that helped and then i think in early april? i found shadowhunters and malec and literally survived every week by saying if i die now i wont see the next malec ep skdnjdndjfnd so yea they licherally pulled me through summer 2017 and by the end of summer i was pretty much okay? i mean not bc then my neighbor stabbed and killed my kitten in august but. let's not go there ♥ but yeah i recovered from my sherlock spiral during summer thanks to malec and rdj sherlock and then watched every mcu movie in september bc I've always been a fan of iron man one and i found that gif of cevans leaning in to kiss rdj and I was like what is this FROM and i found out there's a whole marvel cinematic universe and yeah the rest is history

#i made my tunglr in february 2017 for sh*rlock stuff 😔😔😔#i have a longer post abt the details somewhere but i cant find it #sorry this is so rambly #i got mail!#sherlock #sh stuff

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girlbookwrm · 5 years

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Bah! Bah! Bah da-dah. Badabadabadadah bah dah dah! (<-- this is the iron man song)

THE MIGHTY ENDGAME REWATCH CONTINUES: PART THREE

(parts one and two are HERE)

The Gal Pal has joined us, so tonight we are three (@goteamwin is the Roommate and @pegasuschick is the Gal Pal.) This time we ALL pregamed with booze and cookies.

Further note: It Has Been Years and I Still Miss The Old Marvel Logo

The Gal Pal: For a second I thought this was Lord of the Rings

THIS WAS A GAMBLE. I have to remind myself of this every time I watch this movie because this was a hhUUUUUGE gamble starring a recovering addict and directed by a nobody using technology that had been tested in Transformers, a franchise known for it’s kwality filmmaking (not u bumblebee i’m sure you’re g r e a t)

(the roommate would like it noted that they probably stipulated in RDJ’s contract that he wouldn’t be fully paid until he finished the movie because he’d flaked out on previous filming commitments for. you know. getting arrested and going to jail.)

This is a solid opening. A Super Solid Opening, in fact. Quality flashback. Actually TFA, take note. This is how you do a flashback, TFA

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

comedy moment with the stark missile here.

Howard Stark Mark I. (of three. Never forget. that there are three howard starks)

Oh No it’s Wrong Rhodes. Rhong Wrodes? just Wrodes?

Obadiah Stane? Really?? who thought he was a good guy??? although I love how easily he does this “getting on the stand to accept an award for Tony” thing. like he’s done it a thousand times before. because of course he has.

GOD THEY'RE ALL SO YOUNG

no da Vinci his a fair comparison, actually, given that Da Vinci apparently designed loads and loads of Very Deadly Things.

At this juncture, the Gal Points out:

Not to be super gay here, but I would observe that the later Iron Man movies get hotter lady extras. Just a note.

she is not wrong.

You're better than this journalist lady.

actually wait is she only sleeping with tony for the purpose of snooping?

SHIT SHE TOTALLY IS.

on the one hand DAMN PEPPER I HOPE CHRISTINE GETS MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR THAT BURN but on the other hand BOO GIRL ON GIRL CRIME.

Tony your music is bad

why isn’t it the iron man song

what band is it that does the iron man song

black sabbath, said the Gal Pal and The Roommate in unison.

tony i thought you weren’t a painter how do you even know who pollack is

The perpetual question with this movie: Was the script That Good or is RDJ Just That Good?

Will We Ever Truly Know

WRONG RHODES HAS A POTATO FACE RIGHT RHODES HAS A GREMLIN FACE. YOU NEED CORRECT GREMLIN POTATO FACE PAIRING.

Things that Date This Movie:

Tony’s suits (the fabric ones)

The phones (ohhhhhhhhhh my god flip phones oh my gooooooooddddd)

the fact that the hero is a new york billionaire with his name on the side of a building and people actually like him

Wait is Obie fucking someone? NO DON'T MAKE ME THINK THAT

I hate this part NOSE NO THANK U. GROSS. GROSS. NO I DON’T LIKE IT. NO. i came here for an ACTION MOVIE not a BODY HORROR MOVIE HELP PLS

Yinsen is v well dressed. like. Yinsen is SO dapper wtf Tony looks like a bum by comparison. And his chemistry with Tony is Un. Paralleled (except by pepper.) He fucking NAILS THIS ROLE. Ho Yinsen, International treasure

sub note YINSEN’S FIRST NAME IS HO. YOU ARE ALL VERY WELCOME.

sub sub note: The Roommate spent like fifteen minutes calling him Jensen. This Seems Racist. She points out that I am being racist for thinking that. She may be right.

the ten rings IT IS LOTR

“I don't watch Iron Man that often, it's always a surprise when I enjoy it” - The Roommate

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T A PAINTER TONY. THOSE ARE VERY GOOD DOODLES FOR SOMEONE WITH NO ARTISTIC INCLINATIONS.

I love/hate that it’s like: Oh no this bad guy speaks English NOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

THAT. SEEMS. RACIST.

“Yes I would like a delivery date” says the roommate, someone very accustomed to working with clients that do not provide a coherent delivery date/schedule.

every time i see this scene i am reminded of that interview where Cevans is like: tthHHAT’S RDJ?? and then he licks his lips like the thirsty little bitch he may or may not be.

army recruitment - avengers - dick swinging contest - dumpster fire <-- this is literally the note i made for myself, i don’t know exactly how we got onto this particular sidetrack but look here’s the story:

the pentagon subsidized the early marvel movies, but then they stopped. that was a fun fact that I knew

the gal pal looked it up and it is Very Real. She was explaining to us that they STOPPED subsidizing marvel movies after the avengers because SHIELD. ‘Does the army answer to SHIELD or does SHIELD answer to the army?’

Me: SO ARE YOU TELLING ME. THAT THE ARMY. A REAL LIFE ORGANIZATION. STOPPED FUNDING MARVEL MOVIES. BECAUSE THEY GOT INTO A DICK MEASURING CONTEST WITH SHIELD AND MIGHT HAVE LOST????

yes

the answer to that question is yes

the military industrial complex is a dumpster fire.

32 minute mark and Tony has more time with yinsen than anyone else

I cannot believe it took them them THIS LONG TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING WAS WRONG. No one thought to question that glowing thing in tony’s chest, just like: Nah that seems right. That’s part of the missile building process, right? They're working. this seems fine

It's still a horror movie but now Tony is the monster

he was always the monster

YINSEN WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Tony Tedward Stark you're literally the only person in the world who didn't know Yinsen’s family was dead. “I’ll see them when I leave here?” THEY’RE DEAD TONY. THEY’VE ALWAYS BEEN DEAD.

also: YINSEN IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE

Tony, at the end of this fight scene, is A) deaf from all the bullets pinging off his suit. B) very badly burned, and C) has broken every bone in his body.

All Jameses in the MCU come with an innate Bullshit Detection Sensor. “Steve’s in trouble” “What’s that explosion? probably Tony.” JAMES POWERS ACTIVATE.

40 minutes in and this is the first time I buy Wrodes as a pal. Maybe

Tony Stark: BRING ME BURGERS. YINSEN TOLD ME NOT TO WASTE MY LIFE

oh hey phil is here!

Tony you have PTSD ---- aaaand you also have a burger stashed in your sling? that’s the best thing. THAT’S THE BEST THING.

UGH GOD OBIE’S ON A SEGWAY GROSSSSS (as if we didn’t already know that he was evil just from his NAME)

The Gal Pal, re Tony vs his PTSD: of course he builds himself a suit of armor. we're lucky he didn't end up in a gimp suit.

me, internally: bold of you to assume he doesn’t.

I refuse to even imagine this movie with Tom Cruise it would be so Wrong. (For those who don’t know, the studio really wanted Tom Cruise to play Tony, Jon Favreau really went to bat for RDJ against the studio, you know. on account of the whole. addiction getting arrested thing.)

TONY THIS IS A LABORATORY, WE WEAR OUR SHOES AND BUTTON OUR SHIRTS.

Mad money really dates this too. Add that to the list of things that date this.

Tony: Pepper you’ve got small hands, right? get down here.

Now is the perfect time to remind you all that comics tony has canonically been pegged by Gamora.

You Are Welcome

A) pepper is great. B) Tony is definitely not really going into cardiac arrest. C) I’m remembering that they were my first Marvel OTP and I love them.

Re: Rhodey and the whole “Manned vs unmanned flight” and Tony coming in like “What about just the pilot with no plane” or whatever QUICK QUESTION ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHEN DOES THE FALCON PROGRAM HAPPEN

RDJ and his big sad brown cow eyes.

The Roommate: I know I wasn’t into it at the time, because I was a youth and he’s like forty and I was like “No, he is Not For Me.”

Me: PAST YOU WAS A MORON.

The Roommate: Yeah i know that NOW.

Tony built his own keyboard that's so extra

Yikes generic ten rings bad guy you should put a bandage on that

ROBOT ABUSE, but also, can we talk about how much I love DUM-E, U, and also this entire sequence?

U is getting real fancy with the camera zooms

At this point we got into a discussion of whether the arc reactor gives Tony powers:

Me: Please. He’s a glorified normie. He’s the Batman of the Marvel Universe.

The Roommate: Yeah! He’s the Batman of marvel with out the...

Me: The what exactly?

The Roommate: The dead... no his parents are... the car-- no he’s got lots of fancy-- The pearls. He’s the Batman of Marvel without the pearls.

now we have to wait until Civil War to see if Maria Stark is wearing pearls when she dies.

PIZZA. Obie is like the stepdad with that pizza. “I’m taking the pizza back. Nah go on take a slice.” G R O S S

Paul Bettany! You're better as a disembodied voice.

The Roommate: I do not care for your purple robot form. I know Wanda does but--

Me: Listen. We’ve all made mistakes and bought an unreasonably large purple dildo

The Gal Pal: And we’ve all gotten attached to non-human characters.

The Roommate: Like the fox from Robin Hood!

The Gal Pal: Exactly. And hey, maybe he just keeps going, you know? like the energizer Bunny.

Me, Upset: NONONONONONONO

The Roommate: now hang on a minute that’s interesting.

Tony, i feel like you didn't think though. But seriously, what is this scene? Why is there a Ferris wheel? Are those the director's kids?

YOU’RE DOING GREAT, DUM-E.

Tony, quick question, did you cut holes in all your tee-shirts? Why? There’s no need for it? It’s Literally? Just for the dramatic effect? Tony?? WHy??? ARe YoU LIke THiS????

they are literally titty windows

these shirts are probably very expensive

sToP

oooo the bad guy (side note, put on a bandaid my guy. get some neosporin or something) has the iron man 1.0 suit and waaaIT A SECOND ARE THERE BULLET HOLES IN THE CROTCH ARMOR??? DID THEY SHOOT TONY IN THE CROTCH?

First of all, Jarvis is a treasure, I’m sad they ever got rid of him, second of all I love that Tony can just show up unannounced at a Very Important Party and no one questions it, third of all:

Poooterrrrrr

Oh hey Phil is here!!

Oh Pep. You are so on top of things, you basically run SI, you know your fear about the deoderant is just paranoia. You applied twice and you have an extra one in your purse and you’re wearing perfume. You smell like roses and victory.

O! T! P!

Christine, why do you have these photos where have you been keeping them why don’t you just pull them up on your phoneOHHHH RIGHT THIS IS THE PAST THERE ARE NO SMART PHONES YET FFGHSSJJSJSDKDKD I FEEL OLD.

Tony is standing on a higher step than Obie for this. The Smolest Avenger.

This is the first full iron Man moment but all I can think is:

Toe socks Tony? really?

~Cool guys don't look at explosions~

SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL MARVEL THAT MORE VILLAINS =/= BETTER VILLAINS.

Rhodes sees the boom on the screen and is like but… Tony is here. in the US. I know he's here. I'm 99% sure. 98%. (explosion #2) I’m 95% sure. (by explosion #5) I’m 42% sure that Tony is in the US.

Definitely the worse thing that Pepper saw was him cutting titty windows in his tee shirts

MARVEL! MORE VILLAINS ARE NOT BETTER VILLAINS!!

beeteedubs We All Hate the way Obie says “data” and “manufacturing.” Dah-tuh. Man-uh-fact-ering. U G H.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND PEPPER I HAVE A NEW JOB NOW AND IT'S SAAAAVING THE PLANET

every movie ever: Is this hacking? Is this how hacking works?

Obie’s frankenstein vein and the way he slllluuuuurrrrps his whiskey. GROSS.

Oh Hey Phil Is Here!!!

What other applications?

WAIT WHAT OTHER APPLICATIONS ARE THERE FOR SHORT TERM PARALYSIS?

NO DON’T TELL ME I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Hhhhhhow does Obie already have a specially designed arc reactor extractor?

TONY WHY DON’T YOU GET ON THE SCOOTER INSTEAD OF SHOVING IT AWAY? WOULDN’T YOU GO FASTER?

DUM-E IS A TREASURE

Re Pepper:

The Roommate: Pepper’s superpower is calling the right authorities and making sure the right people get arrested.

Me: so what I’m hearing is that Pepper’s superpower is being a responsible adult???

This Seems Accurate.

“Anything else I can do?” says Terrence Howard. “yeah, you can turn into don cheedle” say we all.

Where's the water in this creepy underground lair. Whyyyyyy are there water light effects? WHERE? IS? THE WATER???

OMG look at that cgi wowwwww he’s just coming up through the concrete and it is Definitely CGI.

dear obadiah stane: YOU DO NOT FIRE PEPPER POTS SHE IS ESSENTIAL. IF YOU FIRE PEPPER POTTS YOUR COMPANY COLLAPSES LITERALLY THE NEXT DAY.

Hey Obie. Did you put the Batman voice modulator in yourself orrrr...

Holy Cow Digital Hand is Very Digital.

HANG ON ISN'T THIS EXACTLY WHAT ANT MAN DOES TO TONY IN CIVIL WAR???

Blow the reactor, he says. JUST DO IT, he says.

The Gal Pal: Shhhh you can hear Howard Stark rolling over in his grave

oh hey Zuul is coming

OH HEY PHIL IS HERE!!!!

The roommate: THAT'S NOT TRUE SMALL AIRCRAFT ARE VERY SAFE

WAIT WAS CAPTAIN MARVEL PHIL’S FIRST RODEO? *need to see Captain Marvel Intensifies*

“Girlfriend who worries about me” Tony says. It's Rhodes. Right? I mean. He already has a girlfriend who worries about him. It’s Colonel Rhodes.

tony is so bad at lying

which is cute and all but FORREALS do you remember seeing this movie for the first time? whether you like Iron Man or not, whether you like MARVEL or not, this is fucking cinematic history happening here. this is the first franchise of its kind, it opened the door for so many others and it is so weird to remember that.

BAH! BAH! BAH DA-DUH. BADABADABADADAH! BAH DAH DAH!!

we have spent literally the entire movie waiting for this song to play

wow Jarvis u ok

THERE HE IS. Lookit him. with his eyepatch. he’s Seen Things. he’s Done Stuff. him and phil. geeze.

Me: I really wish I had just seen Captain Marvel

The Gal Pal: I feel like that every morning

i mean i don’t want to harp on this given that we’ve already moved on from the incorrect hulk but WHY WOULD TONY STARK BE RECRUITING ROSS?????

#the mighty pre endgame rewatch

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Hi! Could I request a Teen! Fem! Reader x Avengers Cast? Reader has very wavy or curly hair, and they never do anything with it because they just can’t be bothered, but then one time, for like a Late Night Show with some of the cast, she’s straightened her hair. Cue shock from the others. Maybe with Evans, RDJ and Scarlett? Hope that’s fine!

Notes: I’d like to thank @storiesbystarlight for the request!! I hope you like it. 😊

I did this as a headcanon, I hope you don’t mind. 😬

Also I know this is a bit messy so I’m really sorry. 😅

I don’t own any of the gifs/pictures used.

Pairing(s)/Characters: Avengers Cast x teen!female!reader, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, RDJ

Warnings: Anxiety??

Masterlist: Click Here & Here

You have a... love-hate relationship when it comes to curly hair

You love how it looks on other people, how spontaneous and unpredictable they look; just... the beauty of curly hair always takes your breath away

When it’s on other people

Curly hair on you?

Well, you don’t really care for it

You feel overwhelmed by your curls, frustrated with the amount of effort that goes into maintaining them

You’ve all but given up trying to care for your hair

Much to the frustration of your parents

And your hairstylist(s)

And your directors

See, you’re an actress, you have been for a while now

You’re starring in your first Marvel movie, much to your excitement

The thing is, cause you don’t do much with your hair, it takes twice as long to get it to how the director(s) want

Which sometimes puts everyone a little behind schedule

Which makes you feel guilty

But you’re still not maintaining your hair like you should be

While your hairstylists and director(s) are a bit frustrated with your lack of hair maitanence, your coworkers love your hair

They’re always throwing out compliments, asking to touch your hair, finding some kind of enjoyment in the curls

That makes you feel a bit awkward, but you lowkey love it at the same time

Scarlett, Cevans, and RDJ seem to love your hair the most

Chris has a habit of playing with your hair whenever he’s bored or anxious or simply because he loves the feeling of your hair

Scarlett thinks your hair is beautiful, she’ll sometimes compliment the bounciness of your curls, and trying to figure out how many hairstyles she can make with your hair

Robert always says your curls give you attitude, which always makes you laugh

But when you’re told you’ll be accompanying Chris, Scarlett, and Robert on a talk show (Late Night Show), you feel nervous

While you’re used to the compliments of your costars regarding your hair, not everyone will be as nice about it

So you need to figure something out

Which means you’ll have to start doing your hair — brushing, combing, doing whatever it takes to make your hair look decent

But it’s not doing a whole lot

Even after you’ve done your own brushing and combing, applying hair products even, it still doesn’t look good in your opinion

So you ask your hairstylists a big favor

The day of the talk show, once you’re prepped and ready to go, you feel anxious

You’re wearing a nice dress, your make up was done perfectly, you know what you’re going to say, but your hair...

How was everyone going to react?

When you get backstage, you see Chris, Scarlett, and Robert

They have to do a double-take when they see you

Their eyes are wide, their mouths open

“N/N, you straightened your hair?” Chris asked, shock evident in his voice.

You feel your cheeks heat. “Does it look bad?”

“It looks beautiful,” Scarlett said, “but why did you straighten it?”

“I just wanted to look nice for tonight.” You give a half-hearted shrug. “Not everyone’s as nice as you guys are when it comes to hair like mine.”

“Your hair is great the way it is,” Robert said. “You don’t need to worry about what other people think.”

“Rob’s right,” Chris said. “Some people are assholes, what they say aren’t important.”

“How about the next interview we do, you keep your hair natural?” Scarlett suggested. “And wear it proudly.”

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