#captain marvel aint shit

[sidsinning]

Classic Disney Princesses Need More Respect (except for Aurora...go back to bed)!!!

Can't people understand even if they're more subtle in how they do it, Snow White and Cinderella are absolutely rebelling against their mothers' tyranny in their own ways to survive, they just don't go in guns blazing with a crossbow or something lol. It’s why despite how docile and soft they seem on the outside, they’re still pissing off their step moms who are trying hard to thwart them.

They make the best out of their situations, whether they are secretly making a dress to have a small bit of happiness in their otherwise hard and degrading life, or working their ass off taking care of 7 crusty men to pay rent at 14 years old while hiding from their murderous step mother.

Just bc they receive help from people like the dwarves or a fairy godmother doesn’t mean they’re waiting for someone else to save the day (btw especially Cinderella!!! Fuck yalls sayin she sat around she was yelling orders to her mice friends on how to get her tf out!!!). They got help from people (or animals) bc of good karma. They’re good to people despite how they’re treated which awarded them with good company (besides Snow’s prince,,,,eugh).

Btw both are victims of abuse to which they have been conditioned from a young age to accept as normal. You can't just turn to a little girl being abused by their parent and go, "um, aren't you gonna do something about this? Smh where's the girl power?" That's literally victim blaming!! They're kids bitch!!!

THESE movies are great examples of why "feminine" traits such as kindess and generosity are admirable traits and not weaknesses!

Idk these days I think we need more of this energy than like,,,,women punch = good woman character lol

GIVE THE CLASSICS SOME CREDIT IS WHAT I AM SAYING EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES OF FEMINISM AT TIMES

#what im saying is I think Captain Marvel is equally as boring as Captain America LOL #sidrabbles #domestic chores are hard work yalls dont forget that #trust me i love mulan and spunky hard workers like tiana #but these girls are so disrespected and stereotyped for shit the story not even sayin!!! #its just what people see from the outside when girls aint punching their way to victory on their own #disney #snow white #cinderella

[moldedstrawberry]

Ummmmm sorry Valkyrie can do way better than Captain Marvel *cough cough* She-Hulk is right there

then there's also the theme of asgardians falling for hulk people

#thruce #valkyrie #brunnhilde #she hulk #jennifer walters #what would there ship name be #bruce x thor #captain marvel aint shit #mcu

[samwilsonsimp]

five requirements for being captain america

- broad shoulders

- pretty smile

- sassy shit

- heart of gold

- owner of bucky's heart

and that's why john walker was never captain america . in this essay I will

#sorry shawty baes its summer break therefore im not writing an actual essay #im i WRONG ???? #john walker aint shit #actually he can eat shit and die ❤ #lemar i miss you every day and you deserved better bestie #sambucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #tfatws #the falcon the the winter soldier #caatws #captain america and the winter soldier #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #marvel #mcu

[titanlights-moved]

Name: Anzu Miura Age: Appears to be in her twenties (is centuries old and seemingly immortal)  Height: 5′ Sexuality: Queer? She doesn’t have a label for it. Gender: Cis Female Western Zodiac Sign: Leo Japanese/Chinese Zodiac Sign: Rabbit Universe/fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Place of residence: Hakata Ward, Fukuoka,  Japan

Personality: Sparkling, Generous, Tenacious, Colorful, Dreamy, Irreligious, High-spirited, Noncompetitive, Imprudent, Superstitious.

Story: Centuries ago a portal to Vormir was opened in Japan. Anzu fell into it as a young girl and was doomed to become the stone’s guardian. However as she reached for it, the stone granted her mercy and gave her it’s power instead. She was unaware that the sacrifice required to wield it was still made. When she returned home her brother and best friend had died under unknown circumstances. Anzu grew distressed, even more so when she found herself able to communicate with him once more. He told her that he was okay having died, and that he’d watch her from the heavens. Anzu found little comfort in this however. She vowed to keep the despair she felt from rising in others using the stone’s gift. Years, no decades, were spent in solitude learning to understand how this gift affected her, meditating on it. Once she found peace in her power a weight was lifted off her shoulders. She was ready. 

In the centuries since, Anzu’s become a legend. Stories of her coming in the night after battles to comfort lost soldiers souls turned to stories of her fighting for love of all kinds and fighting yokai and became more mythical with each iteration. Some recognize her stories as the inspiration for the magical girl genre. In the beginning of the 20th century she grew tired of fighting against growing hatred and went into hiding, coming out shortly after Captain America went into the ice to approach Peggy about his death. 

She couldn’t do it. A voice within her said to wait because he might not be dead. But she watched over Peggy Carter from a distance. The woman’s tenacity eventually inspired her to re-learn how to love and fight for love. Now that the world’s much smaller and more filled with powered people, Anzu feels more comfortable showing her face as a hero. 

Powers: soul’s transformation (think sailor moon; gives invincibility during as she’s engulfed in a ball of energy) flight (after transformation) speaking with the dead souls, soul reviving, master of naginatajutsu ( naginata wielding ; naginatas are similar to european glaives )

#anzu.bio #anzu.headcanons #i'll put together a more complete timeline sometime this week #new muse alert #yeah yeah ik its self indulgent and probably doesn't keep in line with canon BUT I DON'T CARE THE MCU NEEDS A MAGICAL GIRL #captain marvel aint shit but she aint a magical girl

[mandowh0re]

the only people who ever bash Captain Marvel when Disney advertises it is men

#disney #captain marvel #carol Danvers #men aint shit

[peterflopker]

Peter: guys PlS, my identitys been compromised, every government in the world thinks Im a terrorist, everyone i love risks being killed, im not safe anywhere, i dont know what to do

The Avengers:

#peter parker #marvel #spiderman far from home #mcu #spiderman #tom holland #spiderman homecoming #jake gyllenhaal #mysterio #quentin beck #sam and bucky are gonna be watching the news and be like #oh shit aint that the kid that beat us back in germany #and they gonna go right back to making pancakes and shit talking the other avengers #wanda is probably making her own reality to cope #captain marvel said fuck earth #may is probably gonna die from stress #antman is minding his own business on the other side of the country #spiderman far from home spoilers #smffh spoilers #spoilers #far from home spoilers #ffh spoilers #mine

[bruciewayne]

my dumbass finally realise that this is probably the scene where he shaves off his Depression Beard (probs after the cm post credit) and, AND, shows him 'taking back' as it were, the role of Captain America. he used the beard when he was in hiding, now he's shaved it off, he's not in hiding anymore.

#shits going down #and ya girl AINT READY BOIII #steve rogers #endgame #avengers endgame #ae #avengers: endgame #marvel meta #endgame theories #steve rogers meta #avengers #avengers meta #avengers 4 #captain marvel #captain marvel spoilers #captain america #nomad

[hazinhoodies]

i just had about three of my friends try to tell me that captain marvel was cringey. guess i’m short three friends now

#steph wtf #captain marvel #men really aint shit

[piratekenway]

Carol Danvers is so powerful that Thanos had to cheat and use an Infinity Stone to get her to even temporarily back off

#captain marvel #OVERRIPE GRAPE AINT SHIT COMPARED TO CAROL DANVERS #AND THAT’S THE GODDAMN TRUTH OF IT

[lerrieslovechild]

So, men are upset because Carol defends herself from a sexual predator .. now men want to call her a villian...

#men aint shit #Carol Danvers #Captain Carol Danvers #Captain Marvel #captain marvel #Marvel #brie larson

[iiioshirai]

#brie aint with the shits #i love her #brie larson #captain marvel #marvel #doctor strange #captain america #ironman #benedict cumberbatch #robert downey jr #chris evans

[vizhi0n]

Ronan: I’ll be back. For the woman. 

Me: 

#ronan bby i love u but u dead as shit #u aint comin back for nothing #captain marvel

[immortalspacelesbian]

If Steve dies I die

#this literally applies to both marvel and stranger things lmao #i will die tho #like i aint ready for that shit #no thx #not on my watch #marvel #avengers #steve rodgers #captain america #stranger things #steve harrington

[mysteryavengers]

Tony: Steve, you ain't shit

Steve: Thank you

Tony: What?!

Steve: You said I'm not shit, so I said thank you

Tony: What? No, it's meant to be an insult

Steve: How is saying I'm not shit an insult?

Tony: Because... *Sigh* Nevermind

#marvel blog #marvel gifs #marvel text post #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #stony #stony reunion #steve rogers #tony stark #avengers #you aint shit #text post #text #shit #iron man #captain america #civil war #infinity war #avengers assemble #avengers age of ultron #avengers au #creation

[shoot-me-with-a-crayon]

So I finally saw endgame...

They killed one of my comfort characters for no fucking reason and I wanna kill them now more than ever ://

Made this tiktok almost immediately after he died bc I was upset and >:(

#avengers endgame #fuck the russo brothers #fuck you #tony stark: a comfort character for me #the russos: kill him for no reason and then give his happy end to steve fucking rodgers #anti steve rogers #i dont like him #but that's besides the point #the is the russos killed tony stark for no reason and i fucking hate them and now i feel like i want to die #legit #i havent felt this much like shit in a bit #like i legit wanna die wtf #i aint gonna do it bc im scared of that #but like #:( #in other news i also saw Captain Marvel and it was really good #i like Carol #:) #but tONY #tony stark deserves better #tiktok #eek #tony stark deserves all the love #i will end the Russo brothers #i channeled my sadness into anger while watching the rest of the movie and almost punched my phone multiple times oof

[zizibutik]

Let's hear YOUR superhero coochie-eating headcanons. 10 superheroes that eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, and 10 who couldn't find the clit if it was drawn on a map under a neon sign

okay okay okay, so batman is already confirmed as being a disappointment, but he's a rich white male, of course his billionaire ass can't locate the clit with all the bat tech. i'm also excluding female superheroes cause you know all my fave marvel and dc ladies know how to please a pussy. also i know more about marvel than dc. now, in no particular order

tony stark and lex luthor and shit: all rich men suck at eating pussy, comic white billionaire men can't eat pussy and hese are facts!

professor x: noone would have sex with that bald bitch anyway, but if he read your thoughts and heard "man he should do it a little higher and suck on that clit" he'd be like no i won't do that im smarter i know exactly what im doing (spoiler alert he doesn't)

(comics) captain america: this bitch only knows missionary, sure he's hot but he can't fuck for shit! that super soldier serum didn't increase his clit locating ability. he probably claps after sex. or cries.

wolverine: hes giving "no, women should service me, no king kneels before his woman" vibes

doctor strange: he do be casting spells but does he eat pussy? probably not. his surgical precision with fingers can come in handy and the facial hair can be a fun little extra but you'd probably be scrolling twitter or falling asleep two minutes into him eating your pussy. also: no game. he'd go up to you in the club like excuse me madmazell but as my favorite theoretical physicist always said- just no, flee the scene, this man is tragic.

now 5 cucci connoisseurs

nightwing: this circus boy will make your pussy's clown nose honk, if he was on death row his last meal would be pussy

gambit: he's going in on that pussy like he's eating gumbo or whatever the fuck. suckin on it like its alligator meat.

cyclops: not one but two telepathic women going for him? he's just a white man with brown hair, so what's so special about him? that's right, Jean and Emma read his mind and saw his technique. this man eats pussy AND ass

red hood: he does what batman can't, which is killing when necessary and making his lovers cum

clint barton (comics): he dated so many women who all broke up with him cause he aint shit, but you know why they tried to make it work in the first place. this man takes the clit in his mouth like holy communion. he wakes up to pussy in his face, has pussy for lunch, pussy for a light afternoon snack and pussy for a three course dinner. movies hawkeye however never even saw pussy, he does missionary in the dark with his socks and shirt on-

#nsft #long post #pussygate