#'turned him gay'

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

#'turned him gay' #newsflash asshole he's been gay (bi rather) the entire time! #alexander the great #history #to clarify this is a reaction to the tweet #I don't know anything about the documentary itself or how accurate it is

[koko2unite]

this appeared while i'm drawing bandit getting pumped....

#furry #gay #bandit heeler #bluey #white woman moment #im turning into a white woman!??? #i blame the furries who keep drawing him fat with bellies

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market

#listen #tell me im wrong #you just KNOW arthur put leon in charge of training that day like #‘I’ve just taken on a crucial task of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE’ #and it’s just orchestrating a follow up meet cute with a farm twink #arthurs two friends full on followed him the whole day thinking #‘I can’t wait for him to teach this peasant a lesson’ #and then it immediately turned out the lesson was just Homosexuality 101 #the reason arthurs friends are never seen with him again is cause they were like #… #‘so what the fuck was that 👀’ #and arthur was like #‘I will NOT accept this judgement of my princely actions’ #while ye olde bedazzling a MERLIN STAN tunic #in a land of myth #and a time of gays #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc merlin

[cemeterything]

i've said this before but it's an endless source of amusement to me how hypocritical and petty the interpersonal drama between the tma avatars is... our noble patrons of the dread powers vs. their sicko cultists. that being said there is definitely something uniquely fucked in the head about the ones that kept larping as regular guys at their day jobs instead of quitting all that to psychologically torture people with magic tricks.

#🐉 #elias was a sicko not because he built a panopticon to turn the entire world into his own personal perverted on demand streaming service #but because he genuinely enjoyed doing admin at his stupid gay office job #daisy calling him a freak was peak stones in glass houses behaviour but she wasnt wrong is the thing #tma

[dkettchen]

I'm just sAYING-

#they didn't need to cut his hair #nimona #sir goldenloin #ambrosius goldenloin #it's honestly homophobic of them #turned him into the most generic ass looking gay I've ever seen in my life #I can excuse the huge sad puppy eyes they gave everyone #(just barely) #but the HAIR #I simply cannot #and it's not like they weren't simulating plenty of other ppl's hair no 3D excuses #they wanted to make them look less edgy and alt and quirky and turned them into mainstream boring looking ppl #instead of leaning into the quirky grungy setting that is part of what makes the original so charming smh

[ahaura]

im sure its been said already but as the election draws near more and more liberals will come out of the woodwork to shame people with a conscience to give away their vote to the democrats for free. i'm already seeing posts saying "why aren't people more concerned about a trump presidency?" you want to know why? it's because people already know he's bad. everyone already knows what he is and what he's done and what he'll do. there's nothing to discuss. he's a racist despotic worm of a man. there's nothing else to say.

biden is currently president. the genocide is happening under his watch. he's the one funding isra*l and arming them; he's sidestepped congress more than once to give them weapons. by oct. 27, the biden administration already knew that "Israel was regularly bombing buildings without solid intelligence that they were legitimate military targets." the state department/biden have engaged in atrocity propaganda, cast doubt on the legitimacy of the death toll recorded by the gaza health ministry, and so on. the united states is currently in the process of trying to pin the "war in gaza" on netanyahu (see sen. schumer's speech) after months of backing blatant genocide as a means to act as if they're "doing something" about the genocide (Instead of, say, threatening to cut off all aid to israel with the condition that all hostilities in gaza, the west bank, and occupied jerusalem are halted immediately and permanently, allowing palestinians freedom to travel, allowing aid into gaza, etc etc etc.)

the long and short of it is that liberals view their own lives as being worth more than palestinians'. that's it. they'll vote for another 4 years of the guy ushering in genocide and supporting apartheid + settler colonialism because he isn't outright attacking them (despite various laws and rulings happening both at the supreme court level and at the local level all over the country that will endanger people). they'll settle for the illusion of safety and security and shame anyone with a conscience and accuse them of "supporting the republicans" when in an actual democracy you would be able to use your vote as leverage to extract concessions from those who want to be elected. that's how it's supposed to fucking work.

democrats are not owed people's vote. if biden loses, it will be biden's fault; it will be his campaign's fault; it will be the democrats' fault. trump is bad; the republicans are bad. we already know this. this is not an endorsement of either. but if democrats are too cowardly and feckless and servile to the motivations of the american empire and never do anything for their constituents then why the fuck should anyone vote for them. you want to get mad at someone, why don't you do something useful and stop worrying about team-sports with a purely selfish basis and start hounding the people in power who are supposed to serve you, the voter.

#i think i already said this and frankly idc #uspol #📁.zip #to me personally it's abhorrent and vile to tell palestinians 'biden is facilitating the murder of your people culture and history but you #still have to vote for him!!1' like how is that not unbelievably callous and ghoulish #frankly speaking. a lot of this 'you should be concerned about trump' is going to turn into #blaming palestinians and arabs and muslims and anyone remotely with a conscience for biden's loss #instead of doing something productive like pushing for people in power to do something they'll nitpick and belittle #and tell palestinians + arabs and muslims + everyone who understands that genocide is bad that they SHOULD #settle for a decrepit genocidal monstrous freak who is CURRENTLY facilitating genocide because #it makes THEM feel better and they aren't personally threatened (yet) by the guy currently in power #any and all 'you're not taking trump seriously' comments should be met with extreme skepticism #because i promise i PROMISE that the vast majority of people unhappy with biden are not going to turn around and vote for trump #and if they do? well guess what THAT'S BIDEN'S FAULT! nevermind the vote uncommitted campaign that was very successful and #will be replicated in the near future. but liberals only care about asthetics and superficial and not #about real material change which is why they'll dress up their callousness and racism in a 'you hate gay people if you dont vote for biden' #like this country is already going to shit we are rapidly descending into fascism and i dont see biden doing anything to even remotely #challenge it do you???? once agian. NOT an endorsement of the republican party but my GOD when the 'lesser evil' #is DOING the evil or normalizing the evil then you cannot settle for 'the lesser'! end of story.

[lokiiied]

ngl i got so scared they were gonna make mobius a fucking white picket fence two kids and a loving wife…and then they gave us “single dad” mobius “wife is long gone” hmm you’re really my friend? okay i ain’t arguing with a tall, handsome, dark haired stranger guess i’ll just follow you anywhere.

and then i was happy bc sylvie is so happy in her life!! by herself!!

and THEN i got so scared when loki & sylvie went for a drink and i was like alright here we go…and then i got “of course i know you. your friends are where they’re supposed to be. we’re writing our own stories. write your own.” and “i want my friends. i don’t want to be alone”

and then i was happy again bc she left to go listen to records!! and the record shop guy is cute! maybe she thought so. maybe not! she’s just vibing!!

and then i got, “it’s about who” while staring right at mobius.

what a fucking rollercoaster.

#i genuinely dont know what to expect next ep #like they could very much still turn around and be like ‘here’s sylki again!!’ #BUT they could ALSO very much make the gays happy #like they don’t even have to make them kiss yet just don’t give me sylki #let loki choose mobius and let mobius choose him they are SO CLOSE #to fixing this #please please please #ill be so good i swear i promise i’ll never complain again #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki #mobius #lokius #anti sylki #sylvie

[kairospy]

Woke up to the thought of Regulus beating the ever loving daylights out of someone and letting James clean his knuckles

#imagine this before they’re even together #and James is so fucking scared and turned on all at once #and regulus is just looking at him with the slightest smirk #reg is all calm and a collection and James is gay panicking #starchaser #james potter #sunseeker #james x regulus #regulus x james #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #regulus black x james potter #slytherin skittles #dead gay wizards #regulus and james #regulus black headcanons #james potter headcanon

[gayasswerewoofer]

Happy Valentines Day!💕❤️

Have a lovely one out there, from a woofer of love~ 💘💝

#moonhowler_art #art #gay #gay artist #my art #furry artist #werewolf #anthro #valentines day #happy valentines #gay furry #fursona art #wolf furry #based on a 'what would you be the deity of' uquiz that i got love&beauty for and it turned the wheels a turnin #as oomf called him: sort-of cupid del #fun fact took pose ref from a statue of aphrodiote :3 #digital art #fursona

[wibble-wobbegong]

will doing little hops when he’s excited to meet his friends is the only good thing in this world btw. i can’t make gifs but he does it when meeting up with the og party (specifically lucas, who returns the hops) in episode 2 for trick or treating and he does it when running up to greet mike at the airport

#he turns springy when he gets to see his friends it’s so scrongle of him #will byers #byler #byclair #lucas would’ve matched will’s little hops before full body tackling him at the airport #mike is gay as hell

[bxnnie-bxwl]

frebby!! my gay dad

#he is so incredibly shaped and am happy how he turned out.. havent drawn him before #my favourite gay bear #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock fronnie

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[sortableroseanimations]

godspeed neil gaiman

#this is just the absolute funniest thing to me like #“yeah theres this religious figure named bildad and he was in the book of job and so we turned him into a little gay disaster man on tv” #i mean god bless tho this is funny as hell #neither pun intended #good omens #bildad the shuhite #neil gaiman

[sandwichstores]

so you're saying nureyev watched juno fucking steel say "mine proofification is nigh" with his whole chest and didn't kiss his feet sobbing ?? MY NUREYEV???

#And then COLDLY TURNED HIM DOWN? #gods strongest gay soldier #juno steel #the penumbra podcast #peter nureyev #penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp spoilers #jupeter

[hell-bent-for-halford]

PSA if you’re not following Rob Halford of Judas Priest on Instagram please do

#rob halford #judas priest #I cant with him #he’s turning into a meme lord #heavy metal #icon #gay icon #lgbtq #metal #legend

[kawaiiiuniverssse]

I guess all the Ninjago homophobes forgot that Cole literally unlocked his true potential by coming out to his dad.

#ninjago #lostshipping #ninjago cole #that entire episode was an allegory to coming out #like just replace Cole admitting to being a ninja with him saying he’s gay #it’s literally just him coming out to his dad #and that’s how he was able to unlock his true potential #that’s so lgbt coded it’s not even funny #as someone who’s been watching since the pilot I find this turn of events particularly amusing