#( dumbasses the both of them )

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Cop: What are your names?

Heart: Don't tell them, Mind.

Cop [writing]: Mind...

Heart: Dammit

Mind: Nice going, Heart.

Cop: And Heart.

Mind: ...fuck

#chonny jash #cj mind #cj heart #chonnys charming chaos compendium #dumbasses the both of them

[aussie-bookworm]

In season two, it’s established that Stede doesn’t know what China is.

Which is hilarious because in season one Ed proposed the two run away to China.

So Stede agreed to run away to China with Ed, despite not know what China is.

#itsallmine #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag mean death spoilers #stede bonnet #edward teach #dumbasses the both of them #Ed: let’s go to China! #Stede who can’t think right now because there’s a pretty boy in front of him who just kissed him: okay

[transingthoseformers]

Starscream when put under pressure: uh mn um, Skywarp and Thundercracker are having marriage troubles and are thinking about a divorce! That's what's up, yeah.

Megatron, who a few weeks ago caught those two getting giggly and frisky in a closet: why do I doubt that

#fic reading as ya do #Megatron #Starscream #he's right to doubt that #they're having the opposite of marriage troubles considering how they were in love and dumb enough to have kids in a war #and consistent on that decision enough to hide the sparks in a dresser drawer full of dirt for a full goddamn year #dumbasses the both of them #alas but we love them for it #Thundercracker #skywarp #thunderwarp #sure that's the ship name I'm going for

[casadefreewill]

I found a broken bat while out walking yesterday

Bonus:

#ml #miraculous ladybug #ladynoir #dumbasses the both of them #ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #adrien agreste #baseball #haha #could I tag this mlb now? #my art

[found--family]

cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)

#destiel #thoughts #and btw: i don't know why everyone thinks i'm trying to woobify cas by saying he wouldn't kiss dean first. #fact: dude literally waited for death's door to confess his love so he wouldn't burden dean with his feels - but at least he could #use them to save dean. and he thought he couldn't have dean (the one thing he wanted..) which is why he didn't make the first move #bc he thought there would be no further moves. i don't understand what's not clicking. anyway they're both dumbasses #don't bother fighting me i know i'm right

[nightgoodomens]

His. Face. HIS. FACE. !!!

#good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #ok hear me out #this is Michael sheen #not aziraphale in that second #or both #it’s both of them

[piratefishmama]

Steve laying a "you can ride me anytime munson" line as a last ditch effort to tell Eddie that he's SO very into him because he's missed all other hints and Eddie promptly jumping on his back yelling

"ONWARD NOBLE STEED"

#steddie #shitpost #dumbasses #the both of them #how they got to this point is anyones guess

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[thxemazingem]

❛  one  time  i  accidentally  stole  a  rosary  so  i’m  definitely  on  jesus’s  shit  list .  ❜ (from clint)

𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹  |  PT. 2 Status: Accepting! @mcmuscs

"Well, good thing I'm pagan, then!"

Could Jesus actually do anything to pagans, or was that just that 'snake' banishing dude who tried expelling the pagans from Ireland? Well, that didn't entirely work, either.

#mcmuscs​ #dumbasses the both of them #meme #askbox

[otaku553]

More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

#one piece #spy x family crossover #revolutionary sabo #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk #but that might be a bit on the nose #sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight #ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless #plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess #because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass #the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate) #the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable #mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day! #some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier #when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts #paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe #not the best idea.

[sandushengshou]

Jiang Yanli & Wei Wuxian | Episode 24

#theuntameddaily #mxtxnet #theuntamededit #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #xiao zhan #xuan lu #cdrama #the untamed #cdramaedit #dailyasiandramas #cdramasource #mdsz #userkareena #cqledit #* #his face in the last gif <3 #but i also love this scene because it's yanli speak for oh baby boy you are a dumbass #cute cute both of them

[lumensuperbis]

luffy deciding the only way to get out of the book prison is to rip off both his hands 🤝 zoro deciding that the only way to get out of the wax cake is to cut off both his legs

truly they are meant to be

#personal #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #zoro #luffy #they're always on the exact same dumbass page and i love that for them absolutely incredible #and poor nami just has to sit there both times like WHAT ARE YOU DOING that girl deals with so much lmao

[thatdoodledcrow]

It said [ 🟡 ]

#V1 ultrakill #ultrakill V1 #ultrakill #art #crow does animation #gifs #was thinking about my headcanons for how the V-models emote and went ‘hey that’d be cool to animate!’ and now this exists #I’m very tempted to make a matching V2 blink animation but I REALLY do not have the time rn lol. maybe soon... #anyways the most important take away from this should be that both of them can do the dumbass mode cat eyes. have a good day lmao #scopo tw #scopohobia tw #<- not sure if that applies but just in case?

[daenerysies]

i’m being so serious rn i’m going to need tg to stop glomping onto half of rhaenyra’s kids 🫨

jace would NEVER abandon his family to back aegon’s claim (‘wah wah wah he HATES his mother bc she *made* him a bastard-’ one, jace does not care enough about that to abandon his mother [to whom he is literally the miniature version of] and two, his entire personality is his love for his family. he literally dies trying to save aegon and viserys *after* his mom told him not to go fuck OFF).

rhaena would also *never* abandon her family to back aegon’s claim (apparently she’ll feel sorry about blood & cheese and want to make amends with them. i don’t think so, i think she’d be more upset that her betrothed was ruthlessly slaughtered despite his status as a peace envoy but whatever).

baela is one of rhaenyra’s staunchest supporters (‘the greens reach to usurp our queen’s throne and they must be answer with fire and blood.’ i DO NOT care that it didn’t make it into the show that is canon!baela) and does *not* want driftmark (which only corlys has a say in, and he chose bAsTaRdS over her and rhaena at every single turn don’t even mention it), so stop trying to conflate your hatred of rhaenyra onto her daughter.

aegon iii would never have been happy married to jaehaera and vice versa. these were two heavily traumatized children. jaehaera would have to deal with being married to the son of the man who had her brother executed (not to mention that she already had severe physical and mental health issues that were not being treated and the people around her [aegon ii before he died and alicent after] were actively making her life worse). aegon would have to deal with being married to the daughter of the man who had his dragon burn and eat his mother alive while he watched. which he never ended up letting go of (even with a wife who we know he obviously loved dearly) he wore black for the rest of his life and was stated to be the most solemn king due to what he experienced during the dance. there was no saving them.

leave. them. alone.

#fire and blood #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #rhaena of pentos #baela targaryen #aegon iii targaryen #mini rant #pro team black #anti team green #anti team green stans #y’all do not CARE about these kids #you just want to use them as scapegoats to prop up your actual favs #luke joff and both vis’ are usually left alone #bc luke is the reincarnation of all things evil #joff is considered the biggest dumbass #viserys is forgotten about #and visenya is used to make fun of rhaenyra for losing her long awaited daughter #keep my team black kids away from the targtowers 2k24

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[sketchz]

molly and anne!

#I wish I rendered them but poses r hard ;-; #I think they'd be good friends! #Can you imagine? Anne roping Molly into various wacky adventures in Amphibia? #also at first glance they're really different to each other #Molly is physically weak and malnourished #While Anne is athletically talented and.. not. malnourished #Molly is quiet and reserved #While Anne is outgoing and outspoken #Molly's observant and smart #While Anne's a bit dense and a bit of a dumbass #But at the end of the day #They are both self sacrificial kids shouldering too many responsibilities and burdens alone #I imagine Anne immediately personally cooked a few meals for her after hearing about her home situation #....would Sprig and Molly gain a bit of a rivalry? #Might explore ideas later or never #epithet erased #amphibia #molly blyndeff #anne boonchuy #sketchz's stuff