#BEHOLD A MAN!

[epiales06]

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

#shitpost #gender #trans #transgender #diogenes #BEHOLD A MAN! #transgenderism #the true gender binary: featherless bipeds and EVERYTHING ELSE

[girlpornparadise]

#todd stashwick #is so hot #i seriously can't stop staring #behold a man! #I'm practically twitching over here

[cassandraxiv]

If you ever feel down, just imagine the field day Diogenes would have tearing down transphobes if he were alive today.

#history #philosophy #diogenes #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #trans #trans positivity #transphobes #behold a man!

[literalcyborg]

Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?

Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?

Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?

Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.

I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.

Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.

#like come on #‘sex and romance are what makes us human!’ #*chucks a penguin at you* BEHOLD! A MAN!!! #aspec #aromantic #asexual #aphobes fuck off #aphobia #I’m not aspec myself but fuck you if you think I’m not gonna stand up for the aspec people I love

[crusaderguy]

#memes #godzilla #heisei godzilla #behold a man

[1334frogsinatrenchcoat]

#shitpost #behold a man #possum #diogenes #196 #r/196

[loveisinthebat]

Behold

#Alpine Long-eared Bat #Bats of Europe #Bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #Little man #behold

[rcgay]

it’s always sunny in philadelphia ↳ 16x01, ‘the gang inflates’

#behold: the grainiest gifs known to man #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #macdennis #*

[anne-is-confused]

sleepytime tea bear lookin idiot

#the terror amc #francis crozier #my art #this is a bit older page from my digital sketchbook #i think i want to post more semi-finished silly stuff like this on here. so. behold #most shaped man on this arctic expedition #just gonna hit post before i can second guess myself further

[ceaseless-rambler]

As a queer trans person, I often find myself being stared at and asked uncomfortably invasive questions. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with The Magnus Institu

#next time a cis person asks me a weird question about my sex life we're Beholding them #it's only happened once but like it was a 60yo man and i was in high school #to be fair he was in my precalc class at the community college so I'm sure he assumed i was older but not THAT much older #uncomfortable nonetheless #tma #the magnus archives #the beholding

[charlesoberonn]

#ancient greece #alexander the great #history #diogenes #yes it is the same 'behold a man' guy

[otiksimr]

Oh it feels so weird to post this guy but.. here

The cosmic horror

Ah yes, dog

#BEHOLD! #THE JANKIEST ANIMATION YOU SHALL EVER BEAR WITNESS TO! #my art #dragon #creature #monster #dragon art #monster art #creature art #art #artwork #digital art #body horror #tw body horror #I dunno man I just saw 'Cosmic horror' and suddenly blacked out #next thing I know this abomonation was on my canvas #Succumbing to the horrors!

[brighteuphony]

I fear the tumblr purge- so here's a crop.

#naruto #haruno sakura #kakashi #kakasaku #behold #our mans: heeling #she's healed his sharingan-so he can stare without the exhaustion

[iamtheeggsnake]

Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

#awooga #i love this silly man #that moment when you behold #he beholds unimaginable horrors #unimaginable horrors #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #jonmartin #jonny sims #the beholding #the eye #the archivist #magnus archives

[nikosdaemon]

This was my first time trying to draw Jon. I change it and try to figure out what I want to draw him like but this was the start.

#tma #tma fanart #idk he kinda looks like an old man #he gets kidnapped like it a hobby #tma podcast #tma jon #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jonny sims #the beholding #the archivist

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!