#FUCKING BEANS

[colla--v0ce]

I tried to cook beans, failed to cook beans, then burned myself on the saucepan handle

#my posts #fucking beans

[bobwess]

#i didn't make this but i fucking almost died when i read it #bean boy

[gascreates]

when teenaged rebellion goes too far

#iroh has no idea where he went wrong #zuko drinking coffee as a statement #no he doesnt want any fucking TEA #and iroh trying to support the one thing his nephew has expressed any interest in in the past 3 years that isnt the avatar #but fuck he hates that damn bean water #atla #zuko #iroh

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him #ALSO #I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE #BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨ #DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍 #he's absolutely gorgeous -w- #an absolute diva ass bitch #but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean #i love him -w- #and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe #anon's art #anon's doodles #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home au #wally darling #wh wally #welcome home wally #wally fanart #wally my beloved #wally au #welcome home wally darling #actor wally darling #actor wally au #diva wally #diva wally au #welcome home actor au #actor au #anon rambles in the tags

[swampbestie]

joels newest hermitcraft episode was great for many reasons but. the contrast between "cis straight white man mining content" and scar telling joel and etho to get a room.

#not to mention joel always saying ethos obsessed with him #and ethos response being 'someone needs to put up with you' like LMAO???? #theyre so funny #and both their builds look so fucking good so far #i am enjoying this season so much if you could tell #anyway #hermitcraft season 10 #smallishbeans #ethoslab #i had to make my thoughts known for once #boat boys #semi related im so surprised when anyone calls joel 'beans' #im like wdym......

[puppyeared]

Remember how ppl used to draw Luz’s Palisman as a blue jay before String Bean was revealed. so she could match with Hunter and Flapjack

#BBNHGGHHUUUHHHHHH THIS FUCKING SHOWWWW /AFF #I REMEMBER WE USED TO DO THAT. OOOHHGFFGGGGG MY GODDDD #im so happy with string bean because it does seem way fitting to her character. but god damn #no idea if waffles was planned way ahead of time because if ghats the case they did a good job of holding it in LMAO #yapping #the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #toh watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming spoilers #wad spoilers #I know its like a really vague spoiler but just in case #toh finale #toh finale spoilers

[mcwhytubers]

okay so like with the headcanons that redstoners eat redstone. like it’s not really that weird. yeah, sure, you’re eating the materials primarily used for essentially the wiring of machines, but redstone is also used in potions. so it is edible in some sense. id say that eating redstone would be like eating a handful of coffee beans/grounds vs brewing coffee- not wrong or super unhealthy, just weird

#like did you know they make chocolate covered coffee beans? #hermitcraft #uhh fuck who are the unhinged redstoners that would do this? #docm77 #definitely he would #mumbo jumbo #ethoslab #etho #xisuma #xisumavoid #iskall #iskall87 #zedaph #impulse #impulsesv #tangotek #tango #cubfan #cubfan135

[sorrowsofsilence]

ugh he is so stinking’ cute, i can’t

source: pinterest

#just look at him #what a cute fucking bean #i just wanna hug him #bad omens #noah sebastian #bad omens cult #bad omens band #noah sebastian davis #kokomo city

[technoria]

#digital #sketch #sth #bean the dynamite #man what do i tag this bastard as. #fang the sniper #DRAMATIC FUCKING SIGH. #fang the hunter

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[beanghostprincess]

Luffy not knowing about Zoro promising Sanji to kill him if he ever ends up losing himself makes me go feral because that's something they can only know about. Because Zoro's respect for life and death goes beyond anything, and Sanji knows he understands. Sanji knows that if somebody has to kill him, it's him.

And I don't even think it's because Sanji assumes Zoro's opinion of him is hatred and it would hurt less for him to do this, but because Sanji knows only Zoro would be able to treat the promise as it is. Because he would put Sanji's wishes before any feelings he has for him. It's not that Zoro doesn't care, but I think he respects people's ideals and decisions to the extent of being able to kill Sanji if he so desires.

That being said, he'd do it if there's no other way to fix it. If it's either dying or living as an emotionless machine, which is the same as dying for Sanji, Zoro would fulfill his promise. And there is just... Something about Luffy not knowing. Their captain. The man they're devoted to the most as if he were their God. Luffy doesn't know. It's something only the captain's wings are aware of and the thought of these two keeping this from Luffy until the end is just insane. Not even trying to make it romantic here, but the bond and respect these two have for each other is crazy.

Maybe it's the poetry of it all, too. Somebody like Zoro, who has looked at Death in her face multiple times and said "no", ending Sanji's life, who wants to give in to death to not experience a fate worse than death for him.

#bean posting zosan this is so rare and weird don't get used to it sweeties #kind of tired of people jumping to extremes with these two btw like- #they don't hate each others but they're also not best friends-- respect is something they value even more than those things #they're not good for my mental health they make me go insane #this wasn't meant to be in a shippy way but idk if you wanna see it as romantic you do you bc it could def be #it depends on my mood #i consider myself a zosan shippers on random days #you could also say sanji thinks zoro doesn't give a fuck about him and that's why he tells him bc we know this guy's self-worth is awful #but i also like to think it's because zoro's views on life and death are exactly what sanji needs #luffy would try to look for a way to fix this and they others wouldn't be able to do it tbh #i mean if it ever got too serious i think luffy could do it but do you really think sanji's gonna make him go through that #if zoro has to die he wants to die by luffy's hand but if sanji has to die he wants to die without involving their captain #idk if that makes sense okay i haven't slept at all tbf #one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

I’m so fucking tired of every goddamn piece of user generated content being prefaced with “now I’m not saying xyz,” and “before yall come for me,” and “to get one thing out of the way, OBVIOUSLY thisthatandtheother,” like the way people have grown this VISCERAL FEAR this ABJECT TERROR at being misinterpreted by some gaggle of assholes whose only true hobby is to Be Angry Online is just….. honestly it’s so disgusting I want to vomit. genuinely it churns my fucking stomach to hear people qualifying their extremely benign fucking takes with a solid minute and a half of Please Utilize Critical Thinking Skills because nobody can so much list their favorite ice creams without getting Bean Souped anymore.

#op #IF YOU DONT LIKE BEANS DONT MAKE BEAN SOUP YOU FUCKING NEMATODE #YES I catch myself doing it too #YES it makes me borderline fucking suicidal #hell is empty etc etc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

behold! the Kings of Mega Gay!! they're Frolicking!

#*shoves them down the hill but Affectionately* #look at them go <3 they are Im Lovm #i asked myself 'whats the fruitiest couples pose' ItsThis. it is This. #roughly. it looked different in my mind but doesnt everything? #scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #this took. way too long. the sketch not the rest of it #translating whats in your brain to Visual is so so tough #and i deserve a treat for mostly figuring it out. emphasis on Mostly. #i think i will.... make a delicious Salad #boil an egg... chop some beets... Fuck Yeah... #what else goes in salad. Cheese. Garbanzo Beans. Chicken! #i am putting in the effort <3

[mini-uzzy]

Etho, are you ready?

#what are these references??!!! #or is this really his humor i- #my dude im havin a bad morning and it's just got a lil bit better hsbshshshsb #'bean me up' what the fuck 💀😭 #hermitcraft #ethoslab #impulsesv #grian #geminitay #skizzleman

[piowasthere]

happy [late] valentines day!

coming right at ya w/ some Lumini

(this took way more days then it was supposed to ._.')

#he got eepy #it took so long #but i love it so much #fuck the grass tho #hate that shit #they're adorable #lumini #Gemini gives me gender euphoria fr #Lunar the bean #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #sams #sams lunar #the sun and moon show #sun and moon show #lunar and earth show #laes #eals #the security breach show #tsbs #lunar #gemini x lunar #lunar x gemini #gemini #laes lunar #eals lunar #laes gemini #valentines day

[doodoodinklefart]

i can teach you how to be just like me

just listen carefully

#tw eyestrain #tw bright colors #listened to jazmin bean's hello kitty one time and then i blacked out and this happened #i actually fucking love mahito so much he makes me so damn crazy definitely one of my fave curses he's SOOO GOOD #i also love junpei he's my little pookie poo sorry this is the first time i've drawn you i love you little guy #same with nanami this is the first time ive drawn him LOL sorry bud #this is one of the most stylish pieces ive ever drawn and i think its cuz i just let myself go wild on it #also i LOOOVE the way nobara turned out and mahito's expression..... he is so lalala #mahito #nobara kugisaki #junpei yoshino #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk art #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #doodooart