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jacscorner · 3 months

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The Reboot of Sharkboy & Lavagirl

So, who here remembers The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

...Yeah, I figured there'd be a lot of people. This movie came on almost every other week on Disney Channel some moons ago.

I loved the movie as a kid. While it hasn't aged the best, it still holds a very special place in my cold heart. One thing always lingered in the back of my mind: why isn't this a cartoon? Biased on my half, but I feel animation is better for trying to show an alien world, completely unlike anything we have on Earth. Because live action movies like this, as impressive as they may, will always be limited by budget and the effects of today - or, in this case, yesteryear. And if they're bad, they can really ruin the immersion. SB&LG are no different from this; as impressive as they were for the time, it was purely for the innate spectacle and not necessarily because they were good.

But, this movie still has a place in my heart, so let's push those critical thoughts aside. Cause i really wanna get into my thoughts on a Sharkboy and Lavagirl reboot.

SB & LG Designs

Since these are supposed to be characters dreamed up by a kid, I intentionally made their designs simplified. Cause while I can draw their suits NOW, I certainly couldn't when I was a kid watching that movie. Which, like, I hate how superheroes when made in live action have the most over the top and complicated uniforms to draw. It's such a high bar for fanart and it makes them un-fun to draw. If Japanese shows can make cool heroes that are manageable to draw, then so should we in the west!

For Sharkboy, I gave a wet suit and some clothes on top, to sort of give a pulp-y feel to his suit. I also gave him a pair of oxygen tanks; since Sharkboy apparently can't breathe underwater, but hold his breath for a long time, I thought it'd make sense for him to have something for those deep DEEP dives, or maybe he could give them to someone drowning who'd need it more.

Meanwhile, I wanted Lavagirl to look more like a classic superhero in terms of design. I do regret a little bit not making her suit more pink and instead red, but I don't hate it. I never like it when elemental heroes have suits that's just their element slapped onto them. Makes me feel it's just their body, and that's a strange school of thought to have.

How The Reboot Would Work

I'd imagine this show would be the 22-24 minute format. The show would begin with a segment of Max in the real world. We'd have a short scene that shows Max in live action and something, good or bad, happen to him. Then, the camera would fall onto Max's dream journal, with the book flipping open and pages furling. We then transition to Planet Drool, with the episode title flashing on screen and the cartoon segment takes over.

I think this would better show the distinction between the real world, Max's world, and the dream world - specifically, Planet Drool. Since Max is basically the God of this world, his emotional state and feelings effect Planet Drool. When he's sad, it's cloud and gloomy. When happy, the birds are singing and flowers are blooming.

Naturally, the various friends and allies Sharkboy & Lavagirl run into on Planet Drool are inspired by the people Max meets. Bullies and jerks in the real world play the role of villains on Planet Drool and their punishments in the real world and comeuppance in the dream world correlate. On the reverse, Max's friends are allies for Sharkboy & Lavagirl, and brief flashes of Max maintaining or straining their friendship will reflect on SB & LG and their relationships.

For example: an episode could start with Max in bed; he's got a Summer Cold and is sick. His mother brought him a bowl of sick and told him to stay in bed and rest, and to remember to take his medicine. She then leaves the room as Max just lies down in bed.

And then the dream journal flips open and the pages furl and we zoom in on Planet Zoom and it's a frozen wasteland. Blizzards are blowing, the waters are freezing. Even Lavagirl is shivering as she sits on the beach, waiting for Sharkboy, who breaks out of the ice. It's too cold for even his shark friends to come out and they think they need to do something to warm the planet before another ice age hits them.

Probably needs a few drafts, but you get the point.

Sharkboy - Deep Sea Mystery

Sharkboy, real name Finn Mako (cause this is Sharkboy and Lavagirl, subtlety does not exist) was found in a small cave along the coast of Sharktooth Bay. He was found at around age 5 by Dr. Marlon Mako; clearly human, but obviously mutated, with shark-like teeth, sharpened claws, pointed ears, and superhuman senses - not to mention that he saw the boy talking to the Sharks that inhabited the cave. Dr. Mako adopted the boy and built his lab in that cave, where he studies marine life and also builds various technologies for the benefits of Planet Drool. Sharkboy grew up with his new adopted father, never too far from his shark friends. Dr. Mako still doesn't fully understand why Sharkboy mutated like this and is searching for the origin of his odd superhuman abilities and where he came from. Sharkboy does not care; he's happy to have his father, and his Shark Friends.

Sharkboy mostly has all the same abilities he had in the original movie; enhanced physical capabilities, underwater adaptability - for the most part, shark-like teeth, and a super capable swimmer. Sharkboy is also super smart and supplies the team with the various tech and gadgets they use throughout the show - all usually shark themed, cause of course they are. Of course, just because he's smart doesn't mean he's passive or a thinker. His first solution is still primarily to smash it - he's a cocky hothead. It was his father's idea for him to carry that oxygen tank in case of emergencies and if not for the fact he loves his dad and doesn't want him to worry, he'd never bring it with him.

And just like in the movie, Sharkboy can be overstimulated and go into a frenzy where he's stronger, faster, but more feral and less cognitive. This can be good AND bad since he's rarely in control of himself. Sharkboy also has a strong distaste for most human food - whether he can or can't eat it, I don't know, but but he at the very least won't eat most sweets willingly.

Lavagirl - Princess of Heat

Lavagirl, real name Pyrrha Redsword is the daughter of the Lava Lord, Ignis Redsword. Lavagirl hails from the largest volcano on Planet Drool, found at the equator of the planet: Mt. Habanero. We'll get into it later, but yes, Lavagirl is the youngest daughter of this Lave Lord, who controls the thermal heating of Planet Drool. A sheltered princess most her life, Lavagirl grew up listening to stories of Planet Drool's heroes. But that many of them were gone now, apparently having been lost after a 'Great War' - which, in the real world, would be Max losing his grandfather, who would be introduced into the story and would have been the one helping him build Tobor (wink wink).

Inspired by these stories, Lavagirl would make her own suit and decide to become a superhero and would leave her volcano home in search of adventure. She's eager to be a superhero and tries to do things 'by the book' and try to do her best to help people. She holds the majority of the team's emotional intelligence, being more socially capable than Sharkboy - though sometimes, a bit too formal. And at times, maybe a little too naive, as her eagerness to help and her lack of experience with people leads to her being taken advantage of.

Like Sharkboy, Lavagirl's powers are the same as they were in the movie. She can manipulate lava and magma, spew it from her hands, and her hair can light up in flames. She can also melt into lava and reform at will. These are all natural abilities of the inhabitants of her volcano home; in this reboot, Lavagirl knows exactly what she is: a Geofolk, or Geoperson. They all can live in extreme heat and have naturally hot to the touch bodies, as well as hair that can light up with fire as a tie to her emotions. They can eat lava rocks, but they can also eat normal food without issue. Lavagirl has older siblings in this reboot; two older sisters and an older brother, though they're not important right now...

Planet Drool

Planet Drool is a reflection of Earth through the warped and twisted lens of a child - one who has a love of superheroes, robots, and escapes to his fantasies while his planets are having marriage problems and he has to deal with homework, bullies, and the world being big and scary. The two planets, Drool and Earth, have no relation to each other outside of Max; SB & LG do not know of Max's existence, though Max is referenced in a religious sense, as a 'Dreamer'; someone with the power to make thoughts into matter, who can create anything, but also destroy it in an instant. Anyone on Earth can be a Dreamer - in fact, maybe we'll explore the 'Dreams' of others, as they may influence Planet Drool.

For now, though, let's focus.

The natural world of Planet Drool is ruled by a respective Elemental Lord - a King, Queen, or something. Lavagirl's father is the Lava Lord and control's the planet's natural heating. The Ice Princess - yes, she is in this reboot - controls the cooling of the planet and is acting in palce of her missing father, the Ice King. Mr. Electric is the (former) planetary electrician, so on and so forth.

Planet Drool once had lots of heroes acting as its guardian, but after The Great War, many of them had either perished or retired. One of them, the Mighty Tobor, is left as a rusting giant robot in the Dream Graveyard, where all of Max's discarded dreams end up - in context of Planet Drool, it's a massive junkyard of broken machines or magical artifacts that don't work. There, Tobor lies, still technically functional, but seemingly beyond repair, a relic of the Era of Heroes that protected Planet Drool and acts as SB & LG's mentor.

As a planet made up of the dreams of a kid, Planet Drool has various locations that don't make sense. The Land of Milk & Cookies, where deserts are made to appease giants, swamps where the sun never seem to shine and is home to frog-like dragons, desert landscapes where the sand is like water and you need to sail it by ship; the planet's landscape is in constant flux. It twists and turns at the discretion of the planet's Dreamer (AKA, Max and his slowly growing collection of friends). The most important thing about Planet Drool is that it's a mismatch of different ideas that might not really work or go together, but that's kind of the point. Cause it's a dream and dreams don't always make sense.

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redheartedtramp · 11 months

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The Golden Rose & Silver-Eyed Dragon: The RWBY Age Swap AU Bible

This Bible has been a long time in the making. In short: I fell kind of in love with this silly idea of Ruby and Yang swapping ages; not roles in the story but changing their overall dynamic and a bit of their personality. Keep in mind that there's nothing wrong with Ruby and Yang's character, this is just a fun thought exercise.

This is not an inherently original idea or anything. In fact, this pic by 147k, original post here, is what I originally base this idea on. I don't see a lot of pics like this, but this is what got this idea going.

In this idea, Ruby is the daughter of Raven and Yang of Summer Rose. It's a simple enough premise to get the ball rolling and that's really the only big change - yes, the link I provided gave other characters swapping personalities, but those are not canon to this fanfic, it's just a focus on Ruby & Yang and their new dynamic.

Realistically, no, their names wouldn't be 'Yang Rose' and 'Ruby Xiao Long'. But there's two reasons for why things are the way they are.

RWBY's naming mechanic makes it a little harder to change names without sending ripples throughout the entire story. It's just much easier to keep their first names.

It's just easier and more recognizable to keep their names as is. If I go around calling them 'Hong Xiao Long' and 'Goldi Rose', then that's just going to cause more confusion than what's necessary.

Ruby Xiao Long: Daughter of The Bandit Queen

Don't meet your heroes, kids.

From what I vaguely remember, Raven left Yang in canon shortly after giving birth. We're going to follow this with Ruby. Ruby in this AU will still have silver eyes.

Why and how?

I have two explanations.

Silver Eyes are not a genetic trait. They're a supernatural phenomenon. Silver Eye Warriors are chosen by fate rather than blood. Having a parent with silver eyes won't necessarily mean they'll pass it down to their children. In fact, silver eyes are a magical mutation that occurs after a child is born.

Raven or Taiyang have silver eyes are a recessive gene; someone in their bloodline has the trait, probably not someone directly related to them. Perhaps a grandfather they never met or a great-grandmother who passed long before their birth.

Moving forward, I'm gonna treat silver eyes as explanation 1, since it makes them a little more unique and less of something that can be predicted or controlled, hence why Ozpin in episode 1 was so surprised to see Ruby's eyes.

Let's say that Raven stuck around a little longer in this AU - not enough to make a significant difference, but long enough for her to see Ruby's eyes slowly morph from (what I assume would be) her natural, red color to deep pools of silver.

Raven would then proceed to cut ties with her family, too afraid of Salem to want to raise her daughter. And too afraid of losing her daughter to want to get close to her - but, being a mother, she'll still watch over her in her bird form, much like she did with Yang in canon.

Ruby would slowly grow up, slowly figuring out just who Raven was to her, and she'd come to the conclusion that she doesn't want Raven in her life. She'd renounce her as her mother, and unlike Yang in canon, Ruby would want to become a Huntswoman so she can help others and never run away.

She'd be a lot closer with her Uncle than she is in normal canon - and they're pretty close as is - so yeah, Ruby still has crescent Rose. Ruby would snoop around Qrow and piece together that he's a part of something big and would deduce that whatever it is, it has something to do with her mother abandoning her. This fuels Ruby's drive to be a Huntress, even if she doesn't know exactly what Salem is or how it all ties together.

This Ruby is more mature and melancholic - unlike her canon counterpart, she is full goth. But this is still Ruby; she still loves sweets and loves life, she's still a weapon's nerd. Her inner child comes out when these two are involved. She has long hair underneath her hood that Summer helped her brush and keep when she was around.

Ruby will also get Yang's semblance in this AU - Burn. Ruby's eyes turn red when activating it, like Yang in canon. Unlike Yang, though, Ruby will have a more defensive fighting style than Yang did in the early volumes. She'll incorporate a more defensive stance with very quick guards with her scythe - her semblance absorbs kinetic energy, not damage, so she should still be able to absorb it through her Scythe. Including recoil from her sniper rifle.

In short, Ruby would lean more heavily into her sniping, leading Team RWBY from the back with a bird's eye view. But when her 'Burn Meter' is full, she'll burst, eyes red and giving off a silver energy trail as she races forward and shows off the scythe function of Crescent Rose. Otherwise, she'll use this aspect of Burn in dire circumstances and is quite capable of blasting herself all over the place to be where her teammates need her to be.

Ruby's always had a self-sacrificing nature, so I'd imagine she'd have moments of zipping around and taking a hit for her teammates. Concerning, but I'd imagine she'd write it off as just charging up her semblance. Maybe something someone on the team can sit her down and talk to her about. Maybe her melancholic nature is her wrestling with the idea that her mother abandoned her and has left her more prone to reckless decisions if it keeps everyone else safe.

Finally, Big Titty Goth Girlfriend.

Yang Rose: The Brightest Flower In The Garden

Yang in this AU is the younger sister of Ruby. She'd have her golden hair in a pair of pigtails at almost all times. also, flat is justice - because it's kind of funny. I said it as a joke in the original post, but going to keep it running here.

Yang always had an admiration of Summer Rose - slayer of monsters and baker of cookies. I think that she took Summer's death similar to how she does in canon, though I think Yang would instead have a flower garden in honor of her mother instead of visiting her grave.

With that said, this is a Yang that doesn't have the baggage of trying to chase Raven, so this is a much more rambunctious tyke. Yang has a few more feminine traits because of Summer's influence and feeling closer to her than she did in canon, but she is still a tomboy - hell, probably even more so. She has even less of a filter than her canon counterpart.

But don't confuse this Yang for being naive or innocent. No, she is a smug little shit. She thinks that she's the hottest thing since sliced bread, and I'd imagine for a long while, she'd have no one to really contests that. I'm sure Yang got into Beacon early due to just being so much more advanced than the rest of her peers since she put everything into combat.

Yang fights identically to how she does in RWBY Canon. Still mostly an up-close and personal fighter, still keeps Ember Celica. The one difference in her fighting is that she gets Ruby's Semblance in this AU: Petal Burst. She'll burst into yellow rose petals instead of red ones.

This Yang is less of a truck and more like a wasp - or, rather, a swarm of them. She has a lot more counters in her arsenal and takes advantage of her speed to dodge and faint. Yang, in canon, is more like a slugger. This Yang is a speedy infighter. I'd also imagine, since this Yang isn't as physically strong as her canon counterpart, she'd be more precise in her hits, aiming for weak spots or vital areas to end a fight faster.

Also, full anime.

Yang is just full shonen protagonist energy; hyper, loud, and proud. And even though it was just a joke, Yang would totally name her various attacks. I'm sure everyone in Beacon, especially Weiss and Blake, are wondering how this literal looney tune made it into this school, but then they see that despite her eccentricities, she does know what the hell she's doing and has broken down killing Grimm to a science.

Speaking of science, this Yang is even more of a gearhead then she is in canon and built her own motorcycle - don't worry, she has a learner's permit. She's gonna get that license soon~

The Sisterly Relationship

Oh boy, the big thing about this AU - the relationship between Ruby & Yang when Ruby is the big sister and Yang the little sister. Naturally, they both still love each other as much as a sister can love another - and not like that, you perves.

I'd imagine Ruby, while fully aware that her sister is a little yellow devil that can protect herself, is a little protective of her. I'm sure she comes across as aloof and unflinching, but I think she has an internal sensor that lets her know Yang is getting over her head and will be quick to step in. She thinks her little sister is very adorable and dotes on Ruby whenever she can.

Ruby: She is my darling little sister. She is the one thing that brings me happiness in this cruel world. So, please understand *pulls out her scythe, eyes turn red* that if you hurt her, then I won't kill you. I will erase you.

Meanwhile, Yang thinks Ruby is the coolest person in the world. She is convinced that Ruby is great - then again, she's seen what her sister can do when she's fully charged with her Burn and tries to impress her. Of course, she fails at being mature and aloof - something Ruby teases her about plenty of times - and when she tries to fight more recklessly, Ruby is quick to scold her for nearly getting herself killed again. It's a weird balancing act; Ruby is her biggest fan and the one to inspire her, but she's also the quickest one to critique her and mentor her. She's also just super protective of her older sister, which is not how this is supposed to go, but she won't let anyone take advantage of her quiet sister.

Yang: Hey! *cracks knuckles* She said 'no pickles'.

Team RWBY

Team RWBY forms pretty much as they do in canon.

Ruby & Weiss have a more stable relationship, since Weiss is introduced to Ruby's more mature side from the get-go, and they can see eye to eye a little more. I'd imagine Weiss is more annoyed with Yang than normal and quickly can see that Ruby is her biggest fan. When seeing Ruby actually scold her sister, she'd probably gain more respect for Ruby's leadership, maybe even seeing her in a similar light to Winter - though, this in turn will lead Weiss and Yang to bonding over trying to live up to their older sister's expectations. Alternatively, expect Ruby to be very vocal when she sees Winter hit Weiss.

Ruby basically just adopts Weiss and Blake, even if they're the same age now. Ruby's more sagely nature helps her bond with Blake. Ruby would be more emotionally intelligent in this AU, and while wouldn't know more than what she does in canon, she'd be more capable of understanding that Blake is dealing with issues and would be a sympathetic shoulder for Blake.

Yang and Weiss would be very antagonistic in the beginning when the team forms. They'll bond and become good friends later on, but in the beginning, the two are like water and oil. It'll slowly turn into a bitter rivalry, then a friendly one, then they'll just be straight up friends.

I think Blake & Yang's relationship in this AU would be the most similar - just that we'd have a younger, less mature Yang. I think Blake would also have a sort-of mellow effecting on Yang, causing her to slow down a little and slowly, Yang will start to think more critically thanks to Blake's influence.

Team JNPR

The only difference noticeable difference about JNPR is that Jaune is the oldest child in his home, with all of his sisters being younger than him. Outside of that, Team JNPR is exactly the same.

Ruby would have something of a motherly role with Jaune. Again, same age, but being the oldest of 8 children, I'd imagine Jaune wouldn't have that kind of influence at home and Ruby would talk less like a friend forced into a similar situation (being a leader) and more like someone who desperately needs a hug and Ruby is willing to give it.

She'd quickly notice Pyrrha's crushing on Jaune and would try to play matchmaker with them. Ruby is the wing-woman nobody asked for, but dammit, you're stuck with her.

Ruby and Ren would also have a much sturdier relationship, though that's because they both deal with living batteries that seem to never tire.

Oh, but speaking of Nora, her and Yang would be super close. Nora has practically adopted Yang as her little sister. When the two teams are together, the two of them are practically fused at the hip. When shenanigans are to be had, the two of them are behind it.

Meanwhile, Pyrrha would be something of a wake-up call for Yang. I don't think the two would be antagonistic to each other, but I like to think Yang would see Pyrrha as a rival, an obstacle to overcome, while Pyrrha probably doesn't see her like that. Pyrrha would be nice and maybe a little reluctant to train with Yang, making Yang think she's looking down at her.

Then they spar and Pyrrha just mops the floor with Yang.

I could imagine Yang having a personal arc of wanting to fight Pyrrha again, and over the course of volume 1-3, slowly coming to realize why she lost to the more experienced gladiatrix and coming into her own.

Other...?

I'll update this as need be. For now, I think that's about everything needed about this AU.

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msue0027 · 4 months

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Ah yes, my favourite Bible fanfics, in no particular order

"Paradise Lost", John Milton

"Divine Comedy", Dante Alighieri

"Good Omens", Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

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considerablecolors · 7 months

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Despite the explicit instruction not to, Orpheus looks back. He needs to know if Eurydice will follow him anywhere, and so, he turns- And he finds her standing in place, unmoving.

We, the audience, find this sad for a few reasons:

1. We know there was a time when Eurydice would have followed him to the ends of the earth and straight into hell- but now, she watches Orpheus ascend to heaven alone. We know there was a time when she would have followed. We know what has changed between the then and the now.

2. Orpheus does not know what has changed. Orpheus does not know Eurydice stays because of how badly she loves. Orpheus thinks Eurydice has stayed behind because she does not love him enough.

3. Eurydice thinks the same thing. We know this, but we cannot tell them. They have both gone to places we cannot go.

4. By looking back, Orpheus has doomed them both, thinking he was saving them. If given the chance, he would do it again.

5. At some point, Orpheus believed the world was good, and Eurydice believed the world was evil. At some point, their love was powerful enough to change each other's minds.

6. Now, both see what the world could be. Orpheus reveres it. Eurydice fears it. Both are wrong. We don't know if their love can become powerful enough to change their minds again.

7. Eurydice does not follow, but she waits to see if Orpheus will turn around again. She cannot resist one last look.

8. We, the audience, know what has happened, and we know why- Orpheus and Eurydice are not gods. Their mistakes are human. We watch the scene again and again, denying what has transpired, longing for a deeper reason- coffees, lies, a higher power- but the story of Orpheus and Eurydice plays out the way it always does, for the reason it always has- love.

9. These two know the story of Orpheus and Eurydice well. Perhaps they watched it play out. Perhaps they greeted Eurydice at death's door. Perhaps they sat in a tavern and heard Orpheus play. Aziraphale thinks the story is about the inevitably of fate, the inability to resist the higher-ups- a god's will is ineffable. Crowley thinks the story is about the inevitably of leaving, the inability to have a happy ending- a god is always cruel. Neither have gotten this story quite right.

10. Once again, Aziraphale and Crowley have forgotten to focus on the love.

#YES THIS IS PROSE FOR A GREEK TRAGEDY X BIBLE FANFIC SCREW YOU #good omens #orpheus and eurydice #hadestown #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable partners #keeping Eurydices pronouns here is VERY intentional #azicrow #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #cc speaks #cc writes #poetry #prose #spilledink #idk what do you tag poetryon here??

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eddiesghxst · 10 months

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perv loser eddie is something that can actually be so personal. it’s in the way he’s such a loser borderline obsessed little stalker.

i’m not quite sure how to put this into words but he is whipped, the true definition. yes he loves you, blah blah blah. let’s go deeper into that love. it’s psycho, when he sees you for the first time his heart bursts, he follows you around in the halls when you’re in school even tho you don’t know him and he doesn’t even know you. you think it’s a weird coincidence that he’s always there. And when you confront him, his knees literally almost drop to the ground in your presence. when you go see him during a hellfire club session, he stops all d&d when he sees you wait outside the closed door. he ignores all protests from the guys that this is a huge campaign, one HE’S been planning. it doesn’t even matter, he would end all d&d sessions 15 minutes early if you asked him to, he’d cancel a session if you slipped him a note before saying you’d be home with no panties on, he’d forget to tell dustin that he had to blow him off because you needed him to take you out to a new chick flick movie.

like i said previously about the inspiration from an ex thing, i love the way cigarette smoke smells. my ex was a smoker and he knew this and it was “our thing”

i think eddie would be majorly turned on if he found this out. i’m not talking about something odd like this ex of mine would blow smoke in my face or whatever but i’m just saying it was a comforting smell. i’m currently out of the country in europe where everyone smokes and i can smell it drifting up to my apartment window. i can just imagine calling eddie who’s back in indiana and telling him how horny you are, how the smell reminds you of him. he’s such a fucking loser tho. he’s been desperate since you’ve been away, having withdrawals, he’s an addict. he fucks himself to sleep with his hand every night and fucks himself awake every morning trying to get some release, his flesh light and hand won’t ever compare. he smokes and plays guitar and thinks of you, each exhale of smoke and he gets anxious thinking about you.

but when you’re back, he doesn’t let you out of the trailer for a good 24 hrs. his only plan is to smoke with you and fuck your brains out. i mean fucking like a madman. he’s fucking his anger and stress out on you, stress about you being away from his side, anger that you’ve been touching yourself away from him. i’m not talking 2 orgasms and you’re done. we’re talking about several upon several chain orgasms he’s bringing you. he wants you sobbing, he never wants you to leave his side.

he’s a loser.

- 🫶 anon (i went overboard)

no bc ur so right stink. everything abt this is so fucking correct, i’m sick to my stomach i want him

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, eddie has no spine when it comes to his girl. meaning, he will drop everything he’s doing to please you or do whatever you ask for, no matter the request (if he’s in a mood, he might bitch about it a little, but he will bitch and get the job done okay).

so when you ask eddie if he can pick you up from the airport on the day he’s planned to have dnd, obviously eddie pushes his campaign back because hello, his girl needs a ride.

he’s waiting for you at your terminal with a single rose and a cute little teddy bear and you giggle when you see him because he looks so out of place wearing his usual black leather clothing and heavy chains whilst holding the soft items.

you tell him all about your trip on your way to his trailer, telling him about your time sightseeing and trying new foods and meeting new people.

you’re still rambling about your trip when you walk into his trailer, but it doesn’t last long before eddie’s got you bent over the edge of his bed, clinging to the soft teddy bear and moaning his name. “fuck, i missed this pussy. did she miss me? she miss how good i fuck her, hm?” he pants against your ear. you quiver beneath him, crying out for him as you push back against his hips.

“feels so good, eddie. gonna cum, please can i cum?”

and eddie’s shaking his head and clicking his tongue, “no i don’t think so, sweetheart. i gave you one rule—- told you no touching and you broke that rule.“ he says, low with a patronizing tone and you sob into his sheets as a chorus of sorry’s leave your mouth.

“so you don’t get to cum until i say you can, okay? and i plan on really taking my time with this precious cunt of yours since she seemed to miss me so much.” his hand cracks down on your ass cheek and you cry out as he lets out a satisfied hum.

and eddie kept true to his word, he didn’t let up until he was thoroughly satisfied and you were nothing but a cock drunk mess. you both wouldn’t have it any other way <3

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more loser perv!eddie ♡

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buzzingroyalty · 8 months

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timeline in which aziraphale is in fact tasked with raising a new baby jesus in an orphanage run entirely by angels so there are no shenanigans nor interferences but the supreme archangel insists they hire at least one human who actually knows how to raise human children. a "human" eventually shows up. Jesus 2 is named Lucy <3

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #fem crowley #fem aziraphale #first interaction heavily inspired by that post describing aziraphale showing up at crowleys door looking like hed just run a marathon w/ b #i dont think this is actually how the second coming is gonna work but its too late lucy is already bouncing around in my head #good omens got me acting unwise and thinking abt co parenting old woman yuri bible fanfic #melisongart #i dont love how this looks i still gotta figure out how to draw them #but take it

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tinkerbitch69 · 4 months

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So, ummm… how long until people use the line ‘the vocabulary of rope’ in a 15th doctor bondage smut fic?

#feel free to use this as an idea btw #you know it’s gonna happen #I swear #doctor who #doctor who christmas special #the church on ruby road #dw spoilers #fifteenth doctor #ncuti gatwa #fanfic #dw fanfic #none of these words are in the bible

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dirwael · 6 months

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thirteen really puts mc's death and the related angst into a new perspective... unless she tampers with their life candle, she's forced to watch as it slowly melts until the flame finally goes out. she'll likely be the first person to know of mc's death unless they're with others. but what will she do afterwards? will she get to handle their soul? will she let them go? will she keep them?

could she even revive mc?

#me when the bible fanfic dating sim won't give more worldbuilding or info on the pretty reaper #I NEED TO KNOW HOW REGULAR HUMAN SOULS AND DEATH WORK IN THIS GAME. IT WOULD BE SO INTERESTING #also #this was originally gonna be a fic about the topic of mc's soul #and the demons talking about who gets to claim it #but 13 is like “dumbasses they're gonna be with ME”#so in other words i made this bc i'm gay #and the thought of 13 keeping mc's soul is cool #anyways :D #speculations #om #obey me #obey me shall we date #13 #obey me thirteen #thirteen obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #original

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vellichorbindery · 7 months

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Here’s my take on Dear Your Holiness by the ever talented @mollymarymarie

This might be my fav wolfstar fic ever and I wanted to pay homage to my catholic raised self with a sacrilegious bind 😂✝️

Bible theme inspo from my dear friend Amanda.

Typeset created by yours trulyyyy.

Cross cutout was a bitch but so worth it for that gaudy look, yea?

Read on ao3 for FREEEEE.

#wolfstar #dear your holiness #fanfic bookbinding #bookbinding #fanfic #mauraders #the most sacriligious bind ever #is it a Bible or is it a smutty fanfic?#priest Remus can GET IT #priest kink unlocked oops #bookbinding hobby

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vangoghschair · 6 months

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I'm well aware I won't get many answers but:

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artzychic27 · 8 months

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And now a peak at the fanfic bible

As you can see, middle schoolers are demons. Especially seventh graders

#they’re so mean!#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #pixelator #mlb au #scarlet beetle & Ikati black #ao3fic #fanfic Bible

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jacscorner · 1 year

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Bucky O'hare Needs a Revival!

"Let's croak us some Toads!"

So, for those of you not in the know, Bucky O'hare follows the adventures of the crew of the Righteous Indignation. Bucky himself is the captain of the space crew, Jenny the Cat is his first mate & navigator (and secretly a Psychic), Dead-Eye the Duck is the ship's gunner and professional "former" pirate, and Blinky is the ship's Android First Class (Or A.F.C.).

The show's dueteragonist (Or main protagonist, depending on who you ask) is Willy DuWitt, a boy from San Francisco who ends up being the crew's engineer after his science experiment, a photon accelerator, intersects with the Righteous Indignation's own photon accelerator, thus making this a weird mix of an isekai and a funny animal cartoon.

I know that some people, like myself, get a little uncomfortable with the idea of a reboot these days, but I really don't think a lot would really need to change. Especially since the show came and went like a phantom in a night, so this isn't a TMNT situation where every new series gets its own radical take.

However, if there's one thing I think a new series would need: more humor relating to Willy's situation.

I normally don't like kid characters, cause I don't think writers can get 'em right, but I think Willy's a pretty good-or, at least, a fairly okay-example. And I think some of the best humor in the show came from when things Willy seem as normal or as toys in his world were mistaken to be more than what they were-or even turned out to be useful. Like Dead-Eye taking Willy's play money & water gun and thinking they were real.

So, like, as an example: The crew fly over to a bar for some reason. Bucky orders everyone drinks.

Dead-Eye: Careful, Willy-me-boy! This here is one of the strongest drinks this side of the Aniverse! It seperates the star dogs from the landlubbers.

Willy: *cautiously takes a sip* Dead-Eye, this is just Cherry Soda.

Dead-Eye: Exactly! Nothing's as hardcore as Cherry Soda.

Willy: *casually chugs the glass* Dead-Eye, I drink this every day.

Dead-Eye: What?! Whoa! I knew you were tough, Willy, but I didn't think you were this tough!

Willy: I mean, it's just carbonated water and fruit syrup.

Dead-Eye: And he says that like it's nothing...

Jenny: Willy, is everything okay? You can talk to us if you need to.

Willy: *awkward laugh* Huh?

Bucky: Willy, soda addiction is no laughing matter. I too know how hard it is to fight the siren call of carbonated beverages. It's not too late to get help.

Okay, so maybe this is a bit too far and the censors might come down on a joke like this. But, like, stuff like this would be fun to throw in a little more often.

You know, in between forced terraforming planets and animal slavery & cruelty. That's kind of the magical tone of Bucky O'hare: it's a serious space opera in a silly cartoon world. And it's played totally straight on both accounts.

#Bucky O'hare And The Toad Wars #Bucky O'hare #JAC Art #Fanfic Bible #Furry #Anthro #Anthropomorphic #Jenny #Dead-Eye Duck #Willy DuWitt #Blinky

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virgo-dream · 1 year

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Hob had fought Lucifer, as Dream’s champion, with his bare hands, rushing in where angels would fear to tread, heedless of anything but the desire to protect.

knight of cups by @softest-punk

#this took hours and a LOT of research for good screencaps lol #gone are the days of fansite galleries….#anyway this is my masterpiece #fic rec #the sandman #dream of the endless #dreamling #hob gadling #morpheus #softest punk #ao3 fanfic #Dreamling fanfic #my edits #virgos fic bible

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facts-i-just-made-up · 7 months

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This is for a school project. When was the first fanfiction?

The biblical tale of the Tower of Babel is in fact, fanfiction.

Written in 2989 B.Y.A. (before you asked), the tale of the tower's construction itself is based heavily on earlier writings such as the Tale of Enmerkar and the Lord of Aratta from ancient Babylon. The original included the story of a tower so tall that it angered the gods, but focused mainly on various political conflicts.

The story of the Tower of Babel took the story of the tower and ran with it. Moses, who had already written most of Genesis as a self insert for Ao3 (in those time, Ao3 referred to "Assyria's old orange omphalos," on which many ancient tales were inscribed) decided to repeat the elder tale because he thought it was just pretty darn cool and it explained a lot about why people from Mt. Sinai are like "Shalom" but people from Jabal Maqla are all "Salaam."

#fanfic #ao3 #fanfiction #bible #tower of babel #unreality

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nunalastor · 2 months

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Title: The Fallen and The Falling (aka TF & TF)

Pairing: Adam / Lucifer

Author: Cursed Mod

Rating: PG

Word Count: 714

Summary: (A Drabble Compilation Probably)

This is one of many parts of an ongoing series that I'm writing about Lucifer and Fallen Adam. Other character and ships may appear. Who knows. I sure don't.

Warnings: Features aspects of Folk Catholicism specifically of the Latin American variety. Mild body horror and nonconsensual body modification.

No, this isn't beta'd or edited. Enjoy and ignore the formatting I'm on my phone.

Dust settled and the celebrations were in full swing, yet there was a stillness in the air immediately around Lucifer despite all of the faint music and chatter around the hotel and the city as a whole. This was what it was like to be winner, but the taste of victory was bittersweet on his tongue. There was still something he felt needed to do.

Lucifer allowed his feet to take him where they'd left Adam's body with a simple sheet covered him, though a breeze had started blowing that away. This was when Lucifer realized that this need was absolutely morbid, especially when he sat down next to the body. His intention to pull the sheet back over, maybe recite some words or humor heaven with the proper prayers. Something nice, something respectful. Maybe cover the body in a little bit of dirt before some cannibal came around to eat it.

Instead, he found himself marveling at Adam's face. The man looked as he always had, from the moment He formed him from the warm clay of the earth. Lucifer gently started tracing the slopes and curves on Adam’s face, was it wrong to admire such delicate work? Was it wrong to want to feel for the fingerprints of the Maker himself?

Adam's face still felt so soft and warm. He looked as though he were just sleeping off a long night, not devoid of the precious gift of life. Lucifer hummed as his traced Adam's soft lips, then skipped up to poke the tip of his nose, then slid his fingers to tap his closed eyelids and swooped his hand to push his hair back.

That was when the clay softened, and to his horror and amusement, horns grew peeking up from the soft locks, like those of a lamb. That was... probably not good.

Naturally, through his slight and growing panic he kept messing with Adam's structure, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck! This was not what he wanted. He patted down the horns and held his hands down to make sure that they didn't pop back up, only for them to shift and change larger following his hands as he pulled them away. Lucifer grimaced and decided to pull the sheet right back over Adam’s face again. Maybe if he pretended it didn't happen nobody will know what he’d done. He glanced upward; half-expecting that thought to be challenged immediately but it wasn't.

“You’re a real fucking pain, you know that?” Lucifer said, dusting his hands off, the warm sticky feeling of clay bothering his hands. He more or less used the opportunity to wipe his hands on the sheet as he tucked it in under Adam more securely, “You know, it's funny. This might be the first time you've ever been tucked in.”

Why was he talking to the dead guy now? It was probably just nerves. Definitely, only nerves. On top of that, Adam’s body still felt warm. Was it because he was clay? Lucifer certainly did not recall Lilith ever feeling like that, nor was he responsible for her changes when they were cast down. Maybe it was because she never died. Lucifer settled into a kneeling position before Adam his pride clawing at him not to do this, but guilt overwhelmed him. He looked upwards again and folded his hands in the way that all perfect angels should.

“So…” Lucifer glanced around, as if somebody was going to show up and tell /him/ he was praying wrong. “Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine.” He squinted harder upwards, “Do.. Do I do the response myself or…?”

Lucifer froze, his back tingled with a soul dropping chill, something was happening, he stayed frozen. He knew praying was a goddamn mistake even as a joke. There was a brightness about himself that clashed with the warmth exuding from Adam.

Then he heard the response, it came from under the sheets bored reciting of it at that. “Et lux perpetua luceat eis. Fidelium animae, per misericodiam Dei, requiescant in pace. Amen.”

Adam’s body sat up and immediately their foreheads crashed into each other with a forced that knock them both back from each other.

There was silence, and then there was screaming.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer x adam #adamsapple #adam x lucifer #lucifer #adam #hazbin hotel fanfiction #Bible fanfiction?#nunalastor writes #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #fanfic

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