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mothofspacetime · 9 months

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Stupid Things Me And My Friend Have Said Whilst Playing Video Games (and what video game it was)

"Selling my soul for a cupcake? Fair." - Doki Doki Literature Club

"This looks like a good place to get mugged." - Stardew Valley

"Plot twist! I AM THE COMPUTER!" - Find Love Or Die Trying

"MY SWORD FLOATS?!" "Yours doesn't?" - Genshin Impact

"Vampires don't cause economic depressions." - Cassette Beasts

"I'm dead!" "You aren't dead." "I'm dying! I'm in the process of being dead!" - Hearts of Iron IV

"...Does the Ipad even have that much storage?" "Not after I finish this PMV!" - Said while downloading Genshin Impact

"And as it turns out, that was the moment I realize i wasn't immune to gunfire." - Find Love or Die Trying

"NOOOO NOT THE SUN." - I actually don't remember

"i'm offended on the collection of pixel's behalf." - I don't remember this one either.

"Do noses not exist?" "...I can confirm, they do not." - Find Love or Die Trying."

"It's a good idea to throw birds off of cliffs." "Unless you want a dead bird?" - I wish i could remember this one is hilarious.

"Im sad i didn't get to read my own poem." - Ddlc again

"Y'all Sayori likes trauma." - Ddlc

On a related note, "Sayori get the hell out of the frame."

"how do i express myself, huh? THE VOID?" - I don't remember ._.

"I'm being lulled into the false sense of security as we speak!" - I don't remember half of these things ok-

"Well, y'know, you miss all the shots you don't take." "You apparently also miss the shots you do take." - Unrelated to any games

Also hi, first post or something. I'm a dragon artist.

#I swear I'm actually an artist #These are mostly from me streaming two visual novels to the friend mentioned in the title #I never finished Ddlc #gaming quotes #stupid quotes #I played a few dating sims #The HOIIV mod had horses #Two of these were from yesterday #Average day in Stardew #Cassette Beasts is a real game #Games are truly something else am I right

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sergle · 1 month

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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

#sergle art #artists on tumblr #illustration #body posi #fat art #body positive #stretch marks #heey it's chboy. skinny penits. i haven't killed myself i SWEAR. i'm still in my cave and i still draw #i hope you like the pieces because i really liked doing the more stylized flowers on the first two #like that actually gave me so much enjoyment doing the flowers that way on miss blue hair

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entomolog-t · 3 months

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Just imagine me tossing this comic out to you guys like I'm feeding pigeons on a park bench.

pspspspsp - Come get some angst.

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This has been sitting in my drafts for so long and I am just so happy to post it and stop obsessing over the facial anatomy that I flubbed.

#The fact I'm actually making a dent in my wips is astounding #who even am i #poor man is my angst punching bag #I swear he can be happy #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t art #g/t artist #entodraws #G/t angst #g/t comic #whump #AedesOC #JuneOC #sfw g/t #sfw giant/tiny #Bite Me

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marclef · 6 months

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please, tell me i'm not the only one who's made this connection.

my friends and i made this realization the other night and i had to draw it.

and, a bonus boy.

#my art #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower fake peppino #spongebob #squishy boy. first time ive actually drawn him with Brain.#it's. stylized i swear. i definitely know how to draw brains. i'm Very Good Artist.#but there. here's a non-sketched out ghosty fake hehe #it's almost spooky day. ya'll ready to get spooky?

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spookuzm · 17 days

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Sans Undertale?!?

#my art #utmv #undertale #sans #sans undertale #art style 1 #classic sans #art #artists on tumblr #Just gonna post this and I'm actually going to take a break this time #Im being serious #I'll take a break I swear—

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sunnyaster · 6 months

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Babes, wake up, its Ahsoka watching Anakin do war crimes

Now I evaporate💔

#star wars #ahsoka #fanart #silly #huh #i'm sad #i dont know #shes so pretty #platonic #i swear #clone wars #artists on tumblr #how does tagging work #im actually going insane

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annaholak · 2 years

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"So, Esme, I gather you're finding your new mug to your liking?" (Gytha)

"Huh...? Yes. Very much so. Thank you, Magrat" (Esme)

"Oh, you're welcome, Granny. I thought you might like it, when I saw it had bees on it. How many Axolotl t-shirts did you end up buying, Nanny?" (Magrat)

"Dunno... Lost count... I just hope I didn't forget anyone. And that the kiddies like them." (Gytha)

"Oh, I'm sure they will." (Magrat)

"Very kind of you. Ermm... What's with the pangolin though...?" (Gytha)

"It's not a pangolin, it's an armadillo. And it's very soft, and cuddly." (Magrat)

"So... basically the opposite of the real thing...?" (Gytha)

"Umm.... yeah, I suppose.. When you put it like that..." (Magrat)

Inktober - Prompt 15: Armadillo

#the witches after visiting the san diego safari park #and raiding its gift shop #which actually does have very cute axolotl rhino-the-chubby-unicorn and even bees merch #though not stuffed armadillo toys as far as i'm aware #not an ad i swear #never been to san diego never mind its zoo in my life #discworld #modern disc au #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #wyrd sisters #the witches #granny weatherwax #magrat garlick #nanny ogg #inktober 2022 #inktober #artists on tumblr

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wordstome · 7 months

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@kneelingshadowsalome thank you for indulging me on the hozier songs xoxo.

Melody-wise, if you liked Take Me To Church and Work Song, you'll like these songs, they're rock with gospel and folk influences. I'm going to list the songs who have lyrics that remind me of our favorite nasty Austrian man, but I really do recommend listening to all of Hozier's discography. Long post ahead!

Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene - lol of course I start with this one. This one is mostly about an unhealthy dependency on a woman akin to a drug addiction, but these lines are so König. Also this song just rules.

Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh I lay my heart down with the rest at her feet Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile It's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet

It Will Come Back - feral man becomes obsessed the moment you show him scraps of affection

You know better babe, you know better babe Than to smile at me, smile at me like that Than to hold me just, hold me just like that Don't let me in with no intention to keep me Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me Honey, don't feed me, I will come back

Cherry Wine - required listening for Hozier fans, such a beautiful song. Again, this one is also about an unhealthy relationship that I don't really associate with König, but these lines do remind me of Fatum Nos Iungebit

Her fight and fury is fiery, oh, but she loves Like sleep to the freezing Sweet and right and merciful, I'm all but washed In the tide of her breathing And it's worth it It's divine The way she shows me I'm hers and she's mine Open hand or closed fist would be fine The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine

Dinner & Diatribes - drawing comparisons between the act of eating and the act of loving, my beloved

Honey, this club here is stuck up Your friends are a fate that befell me I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me What you'd do to me tonight

Sunlight -

A soul that's born in cold and rain Knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight And at last can grant a name To a buried and burning flame As love and its decisive pain Oh, your love is sunlight

De Selby (Part 2) - this song just goes hard asf

What you're given, what you live in Darling, it finds a way to live in you And your heart, love, has such darkness I feel it in the corners of the room

Francesca - this song is really beautiful and longing, it's based on a story about a forbidden love where the couple was put to death. Also, "put me back in it" is most certainly referring to pussy.

My life was a storm since I was born How could I fear any hurricane? If someone asked me at the end I'd tell them, 'Put me back in it' Da-darlin', I would do it again If I could hold you for a minute

Special shoutout to the line "Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I"

Who We Are - hehe the third chapter of Shrike is titled after this song. Bit of a spoiler, but without context, which is the best kind of spoiler >:)

I just held it tight So someone with your eyes Might come in time To hold me like water Or Christ, hold me like a knife

Butchered Tongue - also reminds me of Fatum Nos Iungebit

So far from home to have a stranger call you 'Darling' And have your guarded heart be lifted like a child up by the hand In some town that just means 'Home' to them With no translator left to sound A butchered tongue still singin' here above the ground

Unknown/Nth - this is a really bittersweet song reminiscing on a relationship that ended because he didn't truly know his partner. Again, I don't really associate the whole song with König, but these lines do remind me of Just Friends

Where a blinding light shone on you every night And either side of my sleep Where you were held frozen like an angel to me

Hozier also sings the last verse of this song so beautifully, it's like he captured the sensation of being at a concert and having the artist's voice so powerful in your ear. Required listening tbh

There are so, so many more songs I would recommend listening to, but these are the König highlights :3 Enjoy

#bucca's talking about hozier again #I swear I do listen to other artists and genres #I'm actually quite a pop and punk rock girlie #but Hozier truly is my favorite artist of all time #and Wasteland Baby is my favorite album of all time #König #König cod #konig #konig cod #cod #cod mw2

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chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic · 9 days

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(Click for better quality, because this was a PAIN to get on Tumblr T-T )

Tried drawing Uncle Sly for the AU again :)

First drawing is mostly canon accurate (mix between his description and his picture), and the second exists, because I somehow thought Uncle Sly had a trench coat, but that was literally never mentioned in the books, pretty sure. But he owns one, in this AU.

And I also wanted to draw one with colour, so there's three

(Sylvester is kinda a banging name though tbh. Shout out to him)

#This was original one image but Krita decided 'Screw you!' and made this a bajillion megabytes in size fsr #And the compressed version looked so bad colour-wise I could *not* post it #The image ID could probably be better; I apologize. Was just getting kinda tired of complications #I accidentally cut of the watermark too; I just noticed god dammit. But you guys know the gist of reposting and credit and stuff 👍#(I swear I actually like this drawing <3 I'll stop complaining now /lh)#magic misfits spoilers #spoilers #(I'm still not sure how many of the AU posts I also have to tag with spoilers. Just kinda a case-by-case thing)#Good Uncle Sly AU #magic misfits #the magic misfits #uncle sly #kalagan #kilroy kalagan #kincaid kalagan #magic misfits fanart #tw bruises #chill's art #artists on tumblr

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crazy-walls · 29 days

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🍄, 📚, 🍬, 🍦 & 🎨 for the ask game? 💕✨

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairing

hmmm... Goodween is actually not that much younger than Cotta but everyone assumes he is because he's an officer and he probably looks younger than he actually is. Also everyone at the station avoids being around Cotta when he's mad but BOY, when Goodween is mad for once, nobody will be seen in his vicinity at all because that man usually doesn't get mad and then shit really must've hit the fan

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?

"Flitzpiepen??" <- me pondering if Skinny would call the boys that

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Bob Andrews is not an uwu soft boy, he is a sarcastic little bitch who can get quite mean when the chance arises/the circumstances are right and that's very much canon and not just an opinion. and that's why i love him.

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

uhhhhh Clarissa Franklin is intelligent, understands people very well so she knows what buttons to push and... somewhat takes care of her sister's dog, i guess?

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

there are so many!! like @michameinmicha's Skinny opening tomato soup which i can't find rn (so sorry!! D: ) will forever be a fav of mine! also @manahiel's Cotta in general is one of my favs but also the incredible animated intro?? and this piece by @kollegen-den-schnapp-ich-mir is probably my favourite Skinny fan art

writers' truth or dare ask game

#thank you love :* 💖#the goodweens age thing is solely based on me perceiving goodweens 'verstanden inspektor' as sounding not much younger than cotta actually #i like the younger goodween - older cotta thing but solely based on their voices they sound similar to me #maybe like a 4-5 ish year difference?#also: ''i have a masters in literature analysis''-voice: bob's not a cutesy femme and he loves his sarcastic/almost mean oneliners #we will ignore that franklin's plan in her last book would've worked if she'd just fucked off and not contacted bob #so so so many great artists i'm sorry i couldn't mention all i just had to go with these three <3 #thanks for nothing tumblr search i swear i tried to find it for like 5 min micha ._.#brain still can't decide what to focus on so I'd love more questions #ask game

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unnamed-atlas · 3 months

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#clawing and scratching at the walls of my enclosure LET ME OUT OF HERE #i am. generously. maybe 2/3s of the way through this drawing. and. i do not want to be here anymore aksuskshdnd #it looks fucking fantatic so far! do not get me wrong. on the other hand.#every other brush stroke feels like I'm fighting the gods themselves to continue. so #being an artist is just an infinite cycle of 'god i love being an artist they just let you do fucking whatever 😊' *does fucking whatever*#'I'm going to kill whoever let me do this' *finishes fucking whatever* 'god i love being an artist-'#i will finish this painting i will finish this painting i swear i will finish this painting-#8 hours 😭#i actually would no usually complain about a piece taking this long it's not actually particularly unusual for my bigger pieces #but there is a difference between 8+ hours split up by sketching and lineart and coloring and rendering #and 8+ hours of just fucking painting

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that-was-anticlimactic · 1 year

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all fluttering and dancing in the breeze

🍃written for @nobamaki-bigbang🍃

“Great! Okay, so I’m assuming we all know how to play baseball, right?” Maki asked.

Everyone was nodding, and Nobara was about to scoff and say duh, was about to proudly announce that she was actually a fantastic baseball player. But…

But then she glanced at Maki—sweet, gorgeous, Maki with a determined fire blazing in her eyes—and she had an idea. A terrible, devious, but quite possibly genius idea.

“Um, actually,” she spoke up, much louder than necessary, “actually, I, uh… I don’t know how to play baseball.” She fluttered her eyelids and smiled shyly, grabbing a strand of her hair and twirling it around her fingers as if she were the epitome of innocence.

[or: nobara pretends that she doesn't know how to play baseball so she can spend time/flirt with maki]

🍃11,157 words | nobamaki🍃

🍃art on tumblr here & here🍃

🍃art on twitter here & here🍃