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mothofspacetime · 9 months

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Stupid Things Me And My Friend Have Said Whilst Playing Video Games (and what video game it was)

"Selling my soul for a cupcake? Fair." - Doki Doki Literature Club

"This looks like a good place to get mugged." - Stardew Valley

"Plot twist! I AM THE COMPUTER!" - Find Love Or Die Trying

"MY SWORD FLOATS?!" "Yours doesn't?" - Genshin Impact

"Vampires don't cause economic depressions." - Cassette Beasts

"I'm dead!" "You aren't dead." "I'm dying! I'm in the process of being dead!" - Hearts of Iron IV

"...Does the Ipad even have that much storage?" "Not after I finish this PMV!" - Said while downloading Genshin Impact

"And as it turns out, that was the moment I realize i wasn't immune to gunfire." - Find Love or Die Trying

"NOOOO NOT THE SUN." - I actually don't remember

"i'm offended on the collection of pixel's behalf." - I don't remember this one either.

"Do noses not exist?" "...I can confirm, they do not." - Find Love or Die Trying."

"It's a good idea to throw birds off of cliffs." "Unless you want a dead bird?" - I wish i could remember this one is hilarious.

"Im sad i didn't get to read my own poem." - Ddlc again

"Y'all Sayori likes trauma." - Ddlc

On a related note, "Sayori get the hell out of the frame."

"how do i express myself, huh? THE VOID?" - I don't remember ._.

"I'm being lulled into the false sense of security as we speak!" - I don't remember half of these things ok-

"Well, y'know, you miss all the shots you don't take." "You apparently also miss the shots you do take." - Unrelated to any games

Also hi, first post or something. I'm a dragon artist.

#I swear I'm actually an artist #These are mostly from me streaming two visual novels to the friend mentioned in the title #I never finished Ddlc #gaming quotes #stupid quotes #I played a few dating sims #The HOIIV mod had horses #Two of these were from yesterday #Average day in Stardew #Cassette Beasts is a real game #Games are truly something else am I right

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eelslippers · 1 month

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Stardew fuels the adhd brain demon inside of me like crack.

#eelslippers #i cant stop wont stop #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #before 1.6 i was hyperfixated on terraria and i mean i was averaging like 150 hours of playtime this week #but that felt more maneagable....#the stardew hyperfixation has gotten so bad that i nearly didnt sleep for 3 days if i didnt force myself to sleep last night #i keep saying just one more day....but before i know it an hour has passed and then im like...another day cant be that long just one more..#at this point it's not me playing the game it's the little adhd brain goblin inside of me playing it #please help

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droodlebug · 17 days

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oh btw i went to the er monday and got my appendix taken out so if nothing continues to happen for a while its because im suddenly recovering from getting a little thang taken out of me

#and accidentally being too active bc the pain meds make me feel better than i do on am average day bc my daily pain med is #kind of a nothingburger. it does very little.#struggling to sleep is another issue though <3 #it has not actually stopped me from working on drawing stardew portraits lmao

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hallowxiu · 4 months

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How the Brothers Would Deal with MC's Mortality

Mammon:

You casually brought it up as a joke

Probably something like “i’m here for a good time, not a long time” or “why should i care what happens in 100 years? It’s not like i’ll be around to care”

Would probably confuse Mammon at first as to why you wouldn’t be around, but he would put the pieces together in the middle of the night when trying to sleep.

A whole, eyes snapping wide opening and flinging out of his bed kind of moment.

Mammon would worry himself sick

Yes, he knows humans can die, hell, he used to mock you for being so frail when you first came to the Devildom, but now?

Well, now things are different. How he feels about you is different

He's spending all his money on ways to keep you kicking longer.

Anything he can think of that’ll help, he’s buying it. Vegetables, fruits, protein powder, comfortable clothes, a nice pillow, vitamins, shampoos- anything. He has no idea where to start, so he just starts grabbing everything.

I mean, something will have to help, right?

If you notice he looks panicked, don’t point it out, it’ll only make it worse. Unless you want to be smothered to death from his affection and worry, then by all means. ;)

Leviathan:

Look, he can barely handle his favorite anime characters dying, so you? Yeah, no, that’s way too much.

Nothing actually popped up to remind Leviathan of your mortality, it was because of Satan throwing his books all around the house that did it.

Suddenly, it was all he could think about. How did he not think of this before?

Leviathan is no Satan though, and he’s certainly not Lucifer. Researching medical documents and trying to think of things to keep you alive longer are a little over his head. That being said, there were some things he could do.

Leviathan dove into his own research that would be within his realm of understanding, studying that humans who have more positive mindsets and who are less exposed to depressing forms of media, may live longer than the average person. This- this was something he could work with.

Suddenly, you were constantly being invited to his room, Leviathan having a variety of slice-of-life anime for you to watch with him, all of which had happy endings to boot. If an anime was even remotely depressing, he made sure to keep that out of reach.

Video games? He’s keeping it safe; he’s not risking anything here. If it’s not similar to Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Dreamlight Valley, or The Sims (which must be on a good day), you’re just not playing it. Kingdom Hearts if you’re lucky.

Satan:

Would do an insane amount of research

Likely overheard the topic on a news segment about the tragically short lifespans of humans before it all clicked together.

Satan, unlike the other brothers, has never experienced death before, so while it sounds silly, he never had reason to think of you dying.

Looks up humans who had long lifespans to see how he can implement those things into your lifestyle.

Books will be littered everywhere (although that’s not really unusual, but what is would be the topic of said books- The Long Lives of Humans, Human Lifestyle for Dummies 101, The Road to Human Immortality, etc. etc.)

This is when Satan learns just how easy it is for a human to kick the bucket.

Heart attacks, brain aneurysms, strokes, seizures, cancer, the list goes on and on and it’s starting to scare him. He didn’t know humans could just drop dead.

He’s going to start researching curses to increase your lifespan, or at the very least he’s going to make sure you’re careful as hell.

You won’t even get as much as a cut without him being aware of it; he’s going to hover around and mother hen the absolute shit out of you.

Try not to get too annoyed with him though, it all stems from good intentions.

Asmodeus:

He’ll be damned if his shopping partner for life is going to die on him.

Asmo isn’t stupid; if anything he’s pretty emotionally aware. He's known for a long time just how short the lifespan of humans is.

But still, it came in the form of a nightmare. One where he couldn’t save you, despite giving his best efforts. The way you died was tragic, long before your life should have ended.

This sent Asmo somewhat into a frenzied state trying to find things to keep you alive once he woke up.

Vitamins, vitamins, vitamins

Humans benefit from vitamins, right? Surely you’d benefit from Devildom vitamins then. If it’ll increase the lifespan of a demon, he sees no reason why it wouldn’t increase your lifespan.

Of course, it really only gives you nicer nails and shinier hair.

He’s 10x more intense with your morning and night routines.

He will be unloading all his facial creams on you, and telling you the benefits of each one and how it might add a few years to your lifespan.

You want to stay up late at night to finish homework? Maybe watch a movie? Yeah, no, not on Asmo’s watch.

Your ass is going to bed every night at 10pm, right along with him. You do realize you’ll be getting exactly 8 hours of sleep each night, too, right?

Beelzebub:

Regarding his trauma with Lilith, it came as no surprise when he started to fret over your well-being.

Poor Beel saw an article that discussed how tragically easy it is for a human to die. The cherry on top? How they could die from simply overeating.

Overeating isn’t a concept Beel is overly familiar with (because to him, it’s never overeating), and while he knew most people couldn’t keep up with his eating habits, he didn’t think it could actually cause harm to a human, let alone kill them.

Grocery trips are now a more anxiety-inducing event.

He’s suddenly paranoid that any of the Devildom food could and will kill you. Are you allergic to anything? How would you even know?

What if one day he serves you his favorite boiled dragonhead and you just drop dead at the dinner table?? No, that will never do.

There’s a list of Devildom foods that he knows for sure you can have without dying, but then comes the issue of portion control. How much is too much for a human?

Beelzebub swore he would never lose another loved one again, and it’s a promise he intends to keep. From now on, you will only eat what he deems safe.

You want to try a new food in the Devildom that you’ve never had before? You better get some seriously good convincing skills if you want him to cave in. For someone who only ever thinks with his stomach, he’s surprisingly stubborn.

Belphegor:

He’s still plagued with nightmares about Lilith, especially since he still thinks it’s his fault. Tack that on to the way he blamed you and the rest of the human race for it? The man is walking trauma.

Like Asmodeus, this was brought on by nightmares about you dying. Different from Asmo’s, however, you usually died by his hand. Naturally, considering your tumultuous history.

Belphegor, unlike his brothers, takes a different approach. He just doesn’t approach you at all.

What better way to keep your lifespan long than by staying away from you altogether?

Is it something that he wants? Of course not! But how can he trust himself to never hurt you again? To never kill you again.

He can’t.

So, he locks himself away in his room, sleeping most of the day or just avoiding the areas you normally like to lounge.

On a normal day, almost everyone in the household, including yourself, would notice this behavior change. However, since you’re now being cornered by all the brothers and their concerns about your lifespan, it’s easy for Belphegor’s absence to slip your mind.

This hurts Belphegor, but at the end of the day, he believes this is for the best.

Lucifer:

Lucifer didn’t need a reminder of your short lifespan; if anything, it’s something he’s thought plenty about.

Lucifer has trauma, we all know that much. After Lilith, he’s absolutely terrified of losing another loved one to something outside of his control.

And your lifespan is not something that’s out of his control. At least not how he sees it, anyway.

If you thought he was overbearing or overprotective before, brace yourself. He’s going to step it up several notches.

No excess of junk food, no more pulling all-nighters, no more sitting around the house gaming all day, and definitely no more overexerting your use of magic. He’s no fool, he knows the toll your magic could eventually take on your body.

Honestly? He wasn’t this bad until his brothers started to panic about your mortality, and though Lucifer told himself he was above such nonsense, he quickly found himself taking all the precautions they were taking (and then some).

Fortunately, if you find yourself becoming overwhelmed, they’ll be more than willing to listen to you (granted you take some of their concerns into account).

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asklepius2 · 3 months

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I don't like how the birthdays from stardew valley are set up in the real world. Like most of December is in the fall according to the solstice but Sebastian's birthday is winter 10 and we've decided it's December 10th.

Nah, let's give all the characters accurate birthdays in accordance with the seasons.

I'll set it up 2 ways:

1. Taking the earliest dates of each solstice and equinox that defines the seasons and dividing that by 28 (number of days in a stardew valley season) then multiplied that number by the NPC's bday (I'll explain the math later)

2. Taking the average amount of days in-between each IRL season and dividing that by 28

Earliest dates are as follows:

Spring March 19

Summer June 20

Autumn September 21

Winter December 20

The length of each season in this method is

91 days for spring

93 days for summer

90 days for fall

90 days for winter

The average days in between is 91.5 days.

Dividing by 28 we get

3.25 Spring

3.32142857 Summer

3.2142857 Autumn / Winter

3.267857142857143 Average

These numbers are the difference between our real world dates and stardew valley dates

Our season are about 90 days long, their's are 28 days so

1 day for stardew players is about 3 days for us.

Now that we have these numbers let's find out how each day correlates to each villager.

It will be in order of earliest birthday to latest and will follow this format

NPC-Season-ingame Bday-Bday(method 1)-Bday(method 2)

Kent- Spring 4- Apr 1

Lewis- Spring 7- Apr 10

Vincent- Spring 10- Apr 20

Haley- Spring 14- May 3

Pam- Spring 18- May 16

Shane- Spring 20- May 23

Pierre- Spring 26- Jun 11

Emily- Spring 27- Jun 14- Jun 15

Jas- Summer 4- Jul 3

Gus- Summer 8- Jul 16

Maru- Summer 10- Jul 23- Jul 22

Alex- Summer 13- Aug 2- Aug 1

Sam- Summer 17- Aug 15- Aug 14

Demetrius- Summer 19- Aug 22- Aug 21

Dwarf- Summer 22- Sep 1-Aug 30

Willy- Summer 24- Sep 7- Sep 6

Leo- Summer 26- Sep 14- Sep 12

Penny- Autumn 2- Sep 27

Elliott- Autumn 5- Oct 7

Jodi- Autumn 11- Oct 26

Abigail- Autumn 13- Nov 1- Nov 2

Sandy- Autumn 15- Nov 8- Nov 9

Marnie- Autumn 18- Nov 17- Nov 18

Robin- Autumn 21- Nov 27- Nov 28

George- Autumn 24- Dec 7- Dec 8

Krobus- Winter 1- Dec 23

Linus- Winter 3- Dec 29

Caroline- Winter 7- Jan 11

Sebastian- Winter 10- Jan 21

Harvey- Winter 14- Feb 2- Feb 3

Wizard- Winter 17- Feb 12- Feb 13

Evelyn- Winter 20- Feb 22- Feb 23

Leah- Winter 23- Mar 3- Mar 5

Clint- Winter 26- Mar 13- Mar 14

If there is only one date on the NPC that means both dates are the same

I'd like to thank @cloverbug83 for helping with the math.

TL:DR The dates in stardew valley are incorrect and I updated them according to IRL seasons.

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s0ftb1tch12 · 6 months

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i may not be able to write out actual fanfic but i can put out ideas that scratch my brain and make me scream into the void

SO

being hazel callahan’s passenger princess and going on night drives when you both can’t sleep

going to zoos and aquariums where she rambles out fun facts on her favourite animals

staring at the chains around her neck so often she notices and buys you matching ones (same thing with rings, even better if they’re from brittany’s jewelry business)

movie marathon dates under a blanket fort complete with fairy lights, fluffy blankets, and snacks

fidgeting with each other’s hands while having long talks about whatever

i’m a FIRM believer in cocky!hazel after a few months of dating. once she knows you’ll stick with her for the long run, she’s not as nervous and acts more flirty (lingering touches, cheesier words, etc)

she may not be able to cook but she’ll surely try and learn your favorite foods (i think she’s more of a baker since baking is kinda like chemistry and we all know how she feels about explosive reactions)

on that note, i do believe she’s top of her class in chemistry or physics (thinking about her tutoring you in those subjects but those study dates eventually lead to makeout sessions)

that kiss scene towards the end of the movie and the fact that she wears rings really inspired me,,, y’all know where this is going probably (i NEED someone to write this desperately because i ain’t seen it anywhere and i’m down BAD)

literally any member of band!gf x loser!gf (i’m talking bassists, guitarists, drummers, lead singers)

those fics with cheerleader gf x loser gf !!! smth i haven’t seen with this trope yet is cheerleader gf surprising her with her strength, carrying her princess style

goth!gf x nerd!gf: her letting you do her eyeliner like yours, sitting in her lap as she lies down (like this 😩)

bimbo!gf x loser!gf: your average oblivious hyperfem with her awkward masc relationship, even better if bimbo!gf wears heels often so she’s taller than hazel who is at perfect height for forehead kisses (usually leaving lipstick marks that she doesn’t notice until pj basically screams and points at it)

hazel carrying a bunch of chapstick or hair ties in her backpack in case her gf forgets hers

thrifting dates because slow fashion is important

as a sanrio girlie, i think hazel would love pompompurin and his little hat

hazel acts kinda like a little golden retriever so she would definitely get along will with dogs but i like to think she’s a cat person, cats fucking LOVE her and she is always feeding the strays on her block

hazel is a tea girlie and yes she does have fun facts about them (chamomile became v important after her parents divorce)

hazel likes simulation games like stardew valley and role playing games like baldur’s gate (she spends hours making her character) (yes this is self indulgent because i love bg3)

she loves handmade gifts; make this baby a mug, crochet her a sweater, paint her a picture and she will melt

soooooo many trinkets on her shelves (god i wish we saw her room in the movie)

she def has a less common pet (reptiles, bugs, rodents [like ferrets])

a bird would be nice for hazel if i’m being honest, she talks to it everyday but especially after a bad day (like when pj dismisses whatever cool thing she wants to talk about at lunch and changes the topic by talking over her)

idk what else to say rn but best believe that my brain will rot again because the gay shit will not be going away any time soon

#bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #hazel callahan #hazel callahan x reader #ruby cruz #down astronomically bad #hazel callahan fanfiction #hazel callahan fluff #hazel bottoms #hazel callahan x you #sapphic #wlw #hazel callahan imagine #hazel callahan x fem reader

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fingerprot · 2 years

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i calculated stardew valley characters’s real-time birthdays because i love celebrating fictional birthdays

here’s my big brain process. i looked up the average amount of days in a season and set it equal to the fraction of their birthday. ex. there’s 28 days a month, so spring 4 would be 4/28. spring has an average of 92.8 days assuming stardew valley is in the northern hemisphere. 4/28 = x/92.8 and solve for x. x is the amount of days AFTER the first day of the season. so i looked up the first day of each season (average) and added x, (ex. what day is 23 days after march 20) and these are the dates i got. marnie’s birthday is a day after mine :)

kent: april 2

lewis: april 12

vincent: april 22

haley: may 5

pam: may 27

shane: june 3

pierre: june 23

emily: june 26

jas: july 4

gus: july 17

maru: july 24

alex: august 3

sam: august 16

demitrius: august 23

dwarf: september 2

willy: september 9

leo: september 15

penny: september 28

elliott: october 8

jodi: october 27

abigail: november 3

sandy: november 9

marnie: november 19

robin: november 28

george: december 8

krobus: december 24

linus: december 31

caroline: january 12

sebastian: january 22

harvey: february 4

wizard: february 13

evelyn: february 23

leah: march 4

clint: march 14

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beyondthisdarkhouse · 11 months

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Tl;dr: I have restocked my Etsy shop! If I sell out again, I won't be able to restock until Tuesday.

Life of me:

Spend months bringing embroidery patterns to sell at historical re-enactment events. Get a lot of admirers but average 3 sales per month. Ponder if this is because the chronic pain-and-fatigue multipliers of being at the event, dressed, with a table set up with stuff, and sitting in a chair for several hours, leaves you with the engaging salesmanship of a Galapagos tortoise.

Buy a roll of interfacing 8" wide and 9 yards (27 feet, 324 inches!!) long to print patterns on. Expect to run out at the end of the next Ice Age. Print 13" long strips because that's the longest size the printer will countenance.

Open Etsy shop. Wait several days. Get 9 visitors.

Post on Tumblr

Receive RAVENING HORDE of buyers on Etsy, like homg. When nobody else got me, I know TUMBLR got me. Sell out entire inventory in like 6 hours flat.

Realize that the item price with the coupon code discount is $2 less than the cost of shipping. Realize why so many people cautioned me against guaranteed free shipping. Make shipping the customer's issue.

Change prices, bc they were originally based around the marketing idea of "please oh god someone buy something I'm fucking desperate"

Package up first 5 Etsy orders around midnight; put hoodie on and walk to nearest postbox.

Occupy yourself with embroidering a little mushroom while winding down for sleep (necessary due to vibration of HOLY SHIT I SOLD THINGS)

Feel like a medieval peasant to whom a miracle has occurred

In the morning, decide to dump the seller manual and planned schedule of product release. Wander the apartment 5x looking for stray lengths of embroidery pattern that have gotten put somewhere weird. Print out patterns until only ONE PIECE of interfacing is left.

Order more interfacing, but the soonest it will arrive is Tuesday. Take inventory and calculate how many items are claimed vs up for sale.

Photograph every single blackwork handstitch pattern in the apartment. They are not very good photographs, but at least they exist.

Sleep for 6 hours in the middle of the day because apparently photography is exhausting and fibromyalgia is an ass

Realise right hand is inflamed and hurts to move because of embroidering a littol mushroom. Why are bodies.

List every single pattern on Etsy even if there's only 1 piece of it for sale. Ache from head to toe because apparently standing up to deal with the printer etc counts as like, intense physical labour?

Email 3 local print shops for quotes because this is. A LOT.

Tomorrow:

Have helper come over and package up orders to go out.

Print very last page of interfacing. Probably with more of the Cottagecore pattern, which just sold out, because it is STINKING CUTE.

Monday:

Spend whole day playing Stardew Valley and eating chocolate pudding and NOT THINKING about the provincial election. (Voted last week, the day advanced polls opened)

Now:

Walk from living room to bed. Why?? How?? Why are we put on this earth?? Just to suffer???

#haberdashery

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neotomiccccc · 7 months

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🐓 Headcanons: Shane's past 🌶️

The following is all just my opinion and personal headcanons on Shane's life before moving to stardew valley :) Marnie remarks in canon that he only moved in a few months before the farmer did, so it seems like a lot went on for him before then!

TWs for: child neglect, alcohol abuse, death, grief, depression, suicidal ideation

LONG POST ..

🐥Childhood🐥

Shane was.. unplanned. His parents had a rather unstable marriage, and no desire for a child. It happened anyway.

Shane's childhood was rocky from day one. Neither parent really wanted to look after him, because neither of them had ever really wanted him. He was often just left to his own devices or to a babysitter.

Both of his parents had an alcohol problem. They would fight over it frequently, and had very unhealthy attitudes toward it.

After their fights, his mother would usually go out drinking, and his father would usually drink and watch TV. Drinking as a way of "coping" was something that Shane was repeatedly exposed to in his youth. He was never really shown any healthy coping mechanisms.

Occasionally, he'd get dropped off at Marnie's when his parents went away for a night or weekend. Shane and Marnie had a good relationship and Marnie grew to regret not being able to have him more often as a child. Shane's parents didn't like to make the trip to Stardew Valley too often, but Marnie wished she could have seen him more.

Other than occasionally taking care of Shane, Marnie and Shane's parents had practically cut ties. Marnie never really got along with her sister and when Marnie realised how terrible a mother she was being, that was the final straw.

At school, Shane didn't have many friends. Since his parents had never bothered to properly socialise him, he had his social anxiety set in very early and found it difficult to interact with other kids at school. Despite not having many friends, he was never really bullied either. Kids sort of instinctively knew not to mess with him.

If his 2nd grade teacher had to describe Shane, they'd have said he was very quiet, reclusive and withdrawn, but was creative with a spectacular imagination.

Throughout his life, Shane brought home consistently average grades. Usually C's and B's, maybe an occasional D here and there.

After school, Shane liked to practice playing gridball. He was always a part of the school gridball team, and his teachers always noted it was the only time anyone saw him come out of his shell.

He would also go home and watch gridball on TV as often as he could. Sometimes his dad would be watching it in the living room with a beer, and Shane would lurk in the corner, intently watching the game too.

Shane's favourite player and hero played for the Zuzu city tunnelers and wore the number 2. He idolised this player and often imagined what it'd be like if this player was his dad instead.

🐔Teenage years🐔

During his teenage years in school, Shane didn't change much. He brought home average grades, stayed quiet and reclusive, and kept out of people's way.

During this time, his egg cracked and he socially transitioned, alleviating a lot of the dysphoria he'd been experiencing. He also came out to his parents, who were almost completely apathetic to it. Shane figured this was a win, it was better if they didn't care.

He continued playing gridball and would go for long runs when he wasn't playing. He gained a good amount of stamina and gained a good amount of muscle mass during this time.

He didn't really speak to or see Marnie during this time. She sent him birthday cards but that was about the limit of their communication.

During this time, he became very close friends with two of his classmates. The trio all loved sports and could be seen training together pretty often.

🐔 16-20 🐔

At this age, Shane became almost totally independent from his parents. He stopped speaking to them completely, and rarely even saw them. He wasn't home much and neither were they.

At high school, he maintained his strong friendship with the two classmates. His two friends became a couple, but Shane was never treated as a third wheel. He was still their best friend and the three did many things together.

Occasionally, Shane would sneak out with them and go for drinks. Despite being young, he would sometimes stay out all night and go to parties.

Shane was formally a member of his high school's gridball team. He was a well loved player and talented at that. His entire team loved him.

Shane fondly looks back on this period as one of the best times in his entire life. He wishes things afterwards could have been different.

🐓Twenties🐓

Straight after high school ended, Shane moved out. More accurately, his parents kicked him out, claiming that he could afford to look after himself.

Because of this, Shane crashed with his two friends for a while. This lasted until he found a job and had enough money to rent a small place.

When Shane was still in his early twenties, one of the two friends became pregnant, and nine months later gave birth to baby Jas. The couple formally made Shane her godfather.

As Jas grew, Shane slowly became involved in her life. Starting in his mid twenties, his friends would sometimes have her stay at Shane's house while they went out. Jas loved Shane a lot, and he would teach her how to play gridball, or let her stay up late to watch movies. He was kind of her cool uncle.

It was on one of these nights that a serious accident took place. Jas' parents were both killed in a freak accident, and Shane's life was changed forever.

It turned out that Shane was the only person who had been named to take custody of Jas should anything happen. He took her in, of course, but he'd never be the same again.

Shane was in a perpetual state of shock. He didn't know how to handle himself. His only close friends were dead, he had to grieve somehow, and now he had to take care of a child that he loved but wasn't prepared for.

The next few years were extremely rough, and one of the worst periods of Shane's life. He started drinking heavily to cope with the loss, having never been shown any other ways of dealing with sadness. He was always kind to Jas, but he had to put in more and more hours at work to sustain the both of them. He'd needed a bigger apartment so that Jas could have extra space, but he couldn't afford the rent and was quickly going bankrupt due to low wages and his brain steadily becoming addicted to alcohol.

Shane had a major breakdown when he realised what was happening to him. He waited until Jas had gone to bed, and broke down sobbing in his apartment for the loss of his friends, the loss of control, the loss of his health, financial stability, and the loss of his entire life.

Shane had become very very depressed - the illness had come on rapidly, and he couldn't bring himself to do basic necessities like brushing his teeth or getting up on time for work anymore. He dreaded becoming like his own parents, but all he saw in the mirror was his mother and father staring right back at him.

At some point, Shane began to consider suicide. It was a nagging thought in the back of his mind, a quick escape. He had no plan at this point, but it was always on his mind.

He hit a breaking point one freezing winter night when he could no longer pay his rent and realised he was going to be evicted, and called the only person that he thought might be able to help him. His aunt Marnie.

Marnie was shocked to hear the deep, gruff voice on the other end of the phone - she hadn't seen her Nephew since he was little, so it was an even bigger surprise when he was standing at her door, with a couple of suitcases, dark, sunken in eyes, straggly hair and a face that could only be described as entirely miserable.

Of course, Marnie welcomed Shane and Jas best she could, and let her nephew know that the new superstore to the right of the village was hiring. Shane quickly applied and started working at Jojamart.

Shane's life became monotone from there, but at least it was stable. At least Jas was safe, and at least he had a job. His depression went untreated and steadily worsened, but you know that...

Little did he know, Shane's life was about to take a dramatic turn one more time when a new farmer would move into town, just north of aunt Marnie's ranch...!

#shaneposting #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #rambling #headcanons #sdv headcanons #stardew valley headcanons #i hope you guys liked this lol it feels good to write down my unnecessarily detailed hcs #i try to stick to what the game hints at as much as i can :]#tldr: this man has lived a tragic life

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inurecity · 3 months

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stardew valley bachelors/bachelorettes with tumblr

bachelors

sebastian: posts philosophical questions about the most random and unheard of stuff. usually gets anime stuff on his fyp even though he swears he doesn’t engage in any of it. definitely some dnd here and there.

shane: average tumblr enjoyer. reblogs the normal hell site stuff, occasionally puts in some memes of his own. a few have blown up. (he reads fanfics on here too, though he won’t admit it)

sam: would have an account, but barely uses it. his feed is mainly grunge skateboard pics and normal hell site stuff. fyp isn’t completely accurate because he never uses tumblr.

alex: pokémon. no, i don’t mean like gardevoir and lopunny, i mean straight up wholesome pikachu and ash content.

harvey: health tips, true crime stuff, stories of the clinically ill—that kind of thing. and a healthy dosage of anime girls. don’t tell anyone.

elliott: quotes from authors he likes. definitely some poetic lines with pictures of nature. occasionally gets writer memes, too—he tries to stay away from those (because he can’t be seen looking at memes; he’s too proper for that duh). also gets stuff about plants. if willy gets an account (which he won’t but bear with me) he’ll be sent fishing tips almost every day.

bachelorettes

haley: skincare tips, daily affirmations, aesthetic flowers, cute etsy finds. literally the preppiest girl to live.

penny: has tumblr (because of elliott) but never uses it. feed is literally all over the place because it doesn’t know what she likes.

abigail: like shane, she’s an average tumblr enjoyer: hell site posts, memes galor. but she’s got a bit more too it than that—smutty fanfics are both written and read by this girly. most definitely has written something about sebastian.

leah: art posts! uses tumblr to find artists to support via etsy or patreon. breaks off a bit of her monthly earnings to give to random artists.

maru: cool astronomy stuff, mostly. you know those long posts about planets and stuff that you have too short of an attention span to read? she eats those up. has hell site posts on her fyp, but only the interesting ones. probably has recent hyperfixation related things on there too.

emily: barely uses tumblr, but definitely goes on there sometimes. like elliott, she gets pics of nature and quotes; but her fyp are usually centered around astrology and crystals. makes a ton of friends on there, also has a few famous posts—but other than that she’s you’re average crystal girl.

#stardew valley #stardew shane #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew haley #stardew alex #stardew penny #stardew abigail #stardew emily #stardew leah #stardew maru #stardew harvey #stardew elliott #sv #sdv #stardew

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angelicalacrimae · 14 days

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kurt is a fortnite guy i think, he'd like to play shooting games and roblox and stuff. your average gamer, probably broke something at some point.

nekka plays whatever kurt plays if it's multiplayer, they have an intricate minecraft world where both of them do things and shit. HOWEVER i think he'd be a weeb tho so he's also a genshin player i'm afraid ... he plays project sekai /AND/ bandori and maybe d4dj/djd4 i don't remember how to spell that name

carl doesn't do videogames, maybe classics like the first mario bros and pacman? i don't know he probably wasn't allowed to watch spongebob either.

pascal is def onto some weird visual novel, i am not well-versed on that subject so i cant say much ... i think he'd also like a few RPGs!

serge, as i've said, isn't a big videogames guy. he likes rhythm games and maybe simple games like minecraft and stardew valley. he'd be more of a mobile game guy, yk the ones where you can just log in daily, do tasks on a farm and then log out until next day? something like that works for him, 100%. also he'd like the papa's games because they're like clocking into a 9-5 and they make him feel accomplished.

jack is also a fortnite and shooting game guy, he plays minecraft and tries to do speedruns ... and fails, ofc.

liliath isn't too into videogames either ... maybe dressing games and simple farming games like ACNH but that's it probably? it'd be funny if he liked shooting games tho, he needs to get his anger out somehow ...

gilbert doesn't play games UNTIL he's out of auguste's grasp, once he's out he actually has access to a phone and stuff. what does he play? this game. only this game.

he probably doesn't have much interest in most games until later on, but for now he's enjoying cats & soup. a lot.

also i think he'd like these too:

very simple games with repetitive motions and enjoyable, calming visuals.

#kaze to ki no uta #風と木の詩 #kazeki modern au #gilbert cocteau #serge battour #carl maisser #pascal biquet #liliath florian #abraham necroix #kurt stachler #jack fireplace

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slaket-and-sprash · 10 months

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Ok so here's what I think what games clone high charecters would play.

Abe: pretty average taste. Dosent own a gaming system but will play games at friends houses, laughs at how bad he is.

Gandhi: definitely enjoys weirder games with a sense of humor. I imagine he'd probably recommend people games like Conker's Bad Fur Day or Earthworm Jim.

JFK: likes to play adventure games occasionally, but mostly sticks to sports games.

Joan of Ark: Enjoys more artsy games. I can see her being really into Metal Gear Solid honestly. She'll probably chew your ear off about the messages and themes of RPGS. Hates how most of the gaming community dosen't understand that most games were always "political" or "woke"

Cleopatra: isn't into video games but always listens to her partners talk about them.

Topher Bus: loves cartoony video games with deep lore. Kirby, Sonic, Mario (but mostly the RPGS) Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, ETC. will lecture anybody who even remotely cares about it. Will consider it a disgrace if you call them "kids games" and will talk about how messed up certain aspects of the games can get.

Confucius: Fortnite gamer all the way babeyyy. Spends most of his rich parents money on cosmetics.

Harriet Tubman: plays "relaxing" games like Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Harvest Moon, or the Sims but in actuality stresses her out.

Frida Kahlo: plays mostly FPS games, thinks that getting on to Call of Duty is the most relaxing thing ever but she always plays with Mike off. Also is really into Halo and Doom.

Principal Scudworth: only references video games to relate to the clones, but played Mario Kart 64, Mario Party 1-3 and Goldeneye 007 in his frat boy days.

Candide Sampson: considers Video Games a waste of time, same with any peice of entertainment

#Clone High #clone high season 2 #video games #clone high headcanons #abe clone high #Gandhi clone high #joan of ark clone high #Cleopatra clone high #jfk clone high #topher bus clone high #confucius clone high #hariet tubman clone high #Frida Kahlo clone high #principal Scudworth #candide sampson #shitpost #Topher Bus is a Paper Mario fan

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dizzybizz · 7 months

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you have unleashed a demon. i warned you.

i don't think this is going to have any structure whatsoever but i will pretend it does for my own sanity.

i want to start with some behind the scenes stuff bc obviously i do

like i only named guy that because i didn't want to think too hard about names and he has always been a silly little guy. his farms name is sail away farm,,, like the enya song. that's where it came from but really it's a SSS reference cus i will bring other SIs into this somehow. (it was from one of the ai dungeon streams... when julia wrapped up yet another accidental psychological horror story by sailing away whilst listening "to the tunes of enya")

and with remy i had already planned on romancing harvey so i wanted a name i could make a funny shipname of. their shipname is harmy (ironic isn't it ^^). stowaway farm came from some thoughts i had about remy's life before moving to pelican town. where he didn't feel welcome and like the people around him weren't keen on being seen with him. and i just liked the ring it has to it :) the two of them both having farms with "away" in the name was accidental and didn't hit me until after it was too late to change it.

here they are at the character creation screen !!!!

GUY IS MY SILLIEST LITTLE GUY. he's like a hamster or a chipmunk or other small rodents

him asf ^^^^

he's also like ponyo to me, he is very ponyocoded. his theme song would be the full version of ponyo on the cliff by the sea.

he is a biter, a chewer. he's kirby, a chainchomper... he would snack on rocks if he could. he's the breakdancing sims cat. he has bad volume control. he is an octopus, a koala, a monkey. he names a lot of his farm animals after fictional characters. but his hens are named hip, hop, cherry and pop after the lemon demon song. he would take a sip of a joja cola and go "oh, that is vile" and keep taking sips like he needs to confirm it multiple times.

him and elliott are so silly..... their shipname is gull which worked out so well it almost seems intentional. they both got ties to the ocean and beach... we love to see it. they got together the day after elliott's birthday, not only that but it was also right before elliott's 8 heart event. so it was really like guy came in before his book reading, asked him out and then was all "THAT'S MY BF EVERYONE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH" during the reading... he is his biggest cheerleader

he is best friends with emily and shane. and when emily mentioned that she would make a good clown during the stardew fair, he said "this is why we're best friends. we would be the best clowns." and he ate three burgers in a row that day. one day during blackberry season he collected 93 blackberries and was just running around the town with them on his person. him and gus have history together which i will make a whole comic about some day. whilst gaming with abigail he ran into enemies twice and got himself killed. he accidentally bought a pirate sword from marlon. he has died once. he is trying to goad alex into actually shaving his hair off because of that one throwaway comment. HE HAS TWO GARBAGE HATS. (tootsies is SO getting the other one once 1.6 is out)

^ this is what he wore for spirit's eve, called it "farmer in a rush" (he literally just took off his shorts)

i have way less on remy cus he isn't as far along and has had a mostly average time in pelican town so far.

remy is just a big dog who is scared of most things. he is a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time. he feels very out of place in social interactions. his limbs are too long for him. he is trying his best.

he can come off as very... displeased... his resting face just looks slightly ticked off. really he's a big softie. he has some real unfortunate luck too.. except the night of the egg hunt when he had a fairy visit. he holds onto that little bit of luck there. a glimmer of hope. he had a meteor crash in the middle of his farm, luckily his crops were safe and sound tho, small mercies. weeds damaged his farm the same night the scripted earthquake hit. one day in the mines he got so lost in the dark he had to give up for the day and head up to the surface again, he was one level away from an elevator. he is financially struggling. he names his animals after food. his theme song would probably be cave in by margaux or something.

harmy is a slow-burn, strangers to friends to lovers scenario. they're delightful, i can't wait to see their relationship develop. remy kinda wanted to ask harvey to dance during the flower dance but chickened out (totally not because i only had 3 hearts with him stfu) (also those two pages aren't canon in my headcanon cus i think both of them would be oblivious and dumb as a rock. i just wanted to draw it lol. i think it takes a whileeee for either of them to ever catch feelings.)

he doesn't know many of the villagers too well. he is taking his time settling in fully and is so busy with the farm and mines and fishing and whatnot. oh y'know when sam asks you what his next song should be about?? yeah, remy said trains which has planted the idea that he is a former train kid in my head. and that's something he and harvey can bond over- i think it's really sweet :'). train and plane autism couple. remy has a sweet tooth. he feels intimidated by most villagers. i have a whole hair arc planned for him where he ends up growing his hair out once he really settles in. it's gonna be so epic. he went through 3 of emily's heart events in a row which was wild.

his chest lineup >>>>>

here's an expression sheet i started and will hopefully finish one day

i think that's all for now- I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO BE A LONG POST NO?? ARE YOU HAPPY??? I AM. INFODUMPING IS AWESOME.

i ain't proofreading this are you kidding me.

y'all summoned this. my mutuals summoning my infodump demon with their summoning triangle. feeding my hyperfixation.

#long post #WAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH HMUAHAHAHHAHAHHA HEHEAHGEHGAGH #I AM SO AUTISTIC ITS WILD #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #remysstowawayfarm #goes without saying but theyre both autistic trans n gay #uhm i think thats all #i am so normal about them #uh #oc #sure :)#i think i have spent like... uhhh probably around 4-5 hours on this?? idk. lost track. actually havent been keeping track.

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egoistars · 5 months

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PERFECT NONSENSE

baek dohwa / fem!reader smau

NAME + FRIENDS ( THE COOLEST PPL EVER )

<< masterlist >>

(l. name) (name)

burnt-out gifted kid who suffers from being average at literally everything

childhood friends with liyao ever since the two were dropped off at the same daycare and made a plan to eat play-doh together

ran a popular animal jam youtube channel at the age of 10

her and kimiko are convinced they're twins even though their parents have no idea who each other are

shim su-ae

on-and-off relationship with kang mino

somehow managed to befriend go eunhyeok and baek dohwa at the beginning of third year

met (name) after being paired together for critiquing at art school and soon realized they went to the same school!

listens to liyao, kimiko, and (name) talk shit and although she doesn't contribute much, she's probably the most invested out of everyone

na kimiko ( @wr1othesleys )

friends with go eunhyeok since middle school and is astronomically down bad for him like it's concerning how in love she is with him (he finds it funny as hell)

gets the stink eye by at least 15 people a day for the absolute diabolical shit she says on the daily

has a bulletin board with red string and pins of reasons why hers and (name)'s mothers are the same person and split apart during pregnancy to give birth of them separately

needs to be lobotomized and neutered ASAP!

shen liyao

if they aren't complaining about something then something's wrong

cries over not being allowed to name her cat, soup, missile launcher at least once a week

lowkey failing school because of a stardew valley addiction

70% of their bank transactions are for makeup and kpop merch

#operation true love fanfic #operation true love x reader #operation true love #baek dohwa x reader #baek dohwa #dohwa x reader #dohwa #go eunhyeok #go eunhyuk #su ae #su ae shim #shim suae #manhwa #webtoon x reader #webtoon

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orbees · 3 days

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@coccolithophore tagged me in this and The Mood struck me so here we are

last song I listened to: the beths - just shy of sure

last book I read: i did a reread of stone butch blues the other day and it obliterated me as alwaus

Last film I watched: dr strangelove

Last TV series I watched: dungeon meshi

Last thing I googled: 1.6 stardew switch lol

Last thing I ate: hamburgie helper

sweet spicy savory?: savory sweep

amount of sleep: I need at least 8 hours to be a human but 10-12 is my average <- the papper

currently reading: nothing atm I should pick something up

I tag: @hauntedarmor @gayteddy @symbie @refundtheticket @mxunsmiley @abstractlesbian @amyroze @umbylievable @kaynkali @octolesbian @seaslux @alolannraichuu @agatize @sitephi @cherchezlafemme @mossdeep @risaonda @tolbachik @femmeandtheholograms @alucart @mousepal @crustywhitedogenthusiast

ill stop there to avoid tagging everyone on this planet earth I jsut think it's fun

ty for tagging me kiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi 🥝

#virtual memories

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htnaix · 7 months

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀૮ 𝅄 ׁ ˳ 🎩ㅤ— ⠀ 私

!!! HEADCANON STARDEW VALLEY *SFW* !!!

= .Your Ideals ¿¡ 🪓

➜. :BOYS: “🤍”

.Shane: He probably expects the basics or less from a partner. He doesn't feel worthy enough to have your standards, The fact that someone loves him is enough for him.

(Secretly he likes chubby people, but he REALLY doesn't care about other people's weight, much less the person he loves/likes)

(I LOVE YOU SHANE!!!!!!!!)

.Alex: Judge me, But I believe he may have the style of typical movie girls, A standard body, BUT, that doesn't mean he can't like chubby people or people with different bodies, Maybe he tries to get the person to join him for training and things like that, He has other reasons and probably wants your health in days,

Same for boys, maybe he won't judge as much, but he will continue to be the way he is

(but deep down he wanted to see you lose weight if the person is chubby or something)

(I'm not a lover of Alex, I don't hate him, but I don't get along with him.)

.Harvey: Another one who probably wouldn't demand much from his partner's body, He doesn't think it's healthy to put pressure on someone for their appearance (because it's true) That is, if she is at the ideal weight for her health, He cares about the person's health and well-being. But if everything is ok, He will love you 🤍

.Sam: He would be won over by hugs and physical touch, as long as you are good at hugs and things like that he won't have any problems, if not, it's better that you are someone minimally attractive to make up for it. He also likes happy people who are willing to do anything with him, like waking up at 3am to skate or go to the beach to do nothing, things like that.

.Sebastian: He doesn't have a reference for what he likes or doesn't like due to his reserved personality, but I believe he likes people with average bodies who have some type of fat but who remain at the ideal weight.

Maybe boobs or ass, That goes for guys too, He would like to have something cute and soft to lean on and squeeze. But that's something he might not admit or doesn't like to talk about.

.Eliott: He's definitely already written a poem or something about how the perfect body would be one that conveys calm and lightness like the wind in the morning or the determined path of a lit candle, Something impossible but we have a basis on what to believe, He prefers the personality where it is there that his true body is formed and shines through and illuminates for him

(So poetic, Number #1 of literal romantic)

#sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv harvey #sdv sebastian #sdv elliott #stardew valley #headcanon

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