#I’m lying like shit

[chrollohearttags]

hope everybody had a good Easter except Armin, who probably went to church with (y/n) for the sole purpose of scamming her granny and all the other old ladies up outta their tithes and offerings. Probably had a lil ass metal bowl he stole from the kitchen and walked around with it like he was an usher. Only to sit back down and put the money in his suit pocket. Even fell out during praise break to really sell it and starting reciting the lyrics to Itty Bitty Piggy when they thought he was speaking in tongues.

#this my last one!!! #I ain’t slandering him no more #aot x black reader #toxic armin headcanons #black fem reader #armin imagines #leaving y’all man alone fr #black reader #I’m lying like shit

[jewishnightvale]

I posted something to r/advice on Reddit, pretending I was Martin in early season 1, and people are taking it seriously..

#the magnus archives #tma #tma season one #tma s1 #martin blackwood #magnuspod #rusty quill tma #guys i’m actually losing my shit #the people responding thinking they’re giving real advice #like girl i’m lying through my teeth rn but thank you #office job roleplay time #casually dropped the part abt workplace deaths in and somehow no one has called me on it

[ziracona]

I can’t include them all so here’s a combo of ‘came to mind first,’ ‘talked about positively most often by fans,’ and ‘stuck in my head’.

Public Apology Big Iron isn’t here. There were a lot that didn’t make the cut but that one specifically I stg I put in and only realized after posting had not. It was 100% meant to be on this list and I’ve failed us.

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout 4 #fallout 76 #tumblr polls #I know I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire should be here bc it was a trailer song but I don’t really like it so Heartaches by the Number #made it instead I’m sorry ✊😔 #I FORGOT BIG IRON. that’s a sincere mistake I stg it was 2 on the list SHIT #why are you people so agreassive??? it’s not a ‘best fo song’ poll it’s not even a ‘favorite fo song’ poll it’s literally just a ‘pick a #song and hit a button fun time??? stop yelling in the tags about songs that aren’t there there are 12 slots on a poll I don’t control this #make your own stupid post and get rocks thrown at /you/ for only having 12 songs. also some of you can’t read ‘why isn’t X on’ IT IS!!! some #of the ones you’re complaining about are ThERE read #I’m gonna turn off reblogs and delete this maybe Jesus Christ it’s not even a competition it’s a song blunt rotation can’t you all be friend #ly about anything? Tu

[roseworth]

to me this is what they both meant

#bruce: i want jason to be happy 🥰🥰🥰 #jason: i want to beat the shit out of bruce 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc #i FINALLY saved up enough coins to fast pass these episodes #i reacted like a very normal person (i’m lying) #also ignore the thought bubble in front of the speech bubble i am lazy

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

bruce wayne absolutely owns this outfit in 17 different shades of black, grey, and navy. no i will not be elaborating at this time.

#if you say i’m wrong then you’re just lying #because it’s literally true #it’s canon. bruce told me himself #first time clark saw him wearing it his brain short circuited #like windows blue screen #head empty no thoughts except for the sexy hunk of man in front of him #bruce knows he’s hot too. he wears that shit so well #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman #battinson #superbat #clark kent

[pillsopa]

summer in Staten🗽

details below (all the yummy textures and stuff)

#crossposting stuff cause I’m bored and a bit artblocked lol #btw I’m lying when i say that i’ve fallen out of love with banana fish cause every now and then I’ll pull shit like this out of nowhere. #this is probably the longest i’ve taken w a drawing?? perhaps? but YAY backgrounds! still proud of it #(picture taken by Eiji ofc) #have fun looking at all the textures it’s like my specialty atp #banana fish #ash lynx #my art

[twinstxrs]

there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”

#i mean admittedly my instinct was that he was lying about what he was saying & he was a good guy (which i was right about) but #it truly was like pok: i don’t give a shit about my wife & kid i only care about this job / me: pok gukgak save me… save me pok gukgak #fantasy high #dimension 20 #pok gukgak #riz gukgak #in my defense ​i really love spies so watching someone convincingly act indifferent about the most important part of their life… CRAZYYY #but i still feel like i’m setting back feminism so many years but also. he got acid splashed on his face & didn’t even flinch… that’s hot #guy who would literally go through hell & back bc it’s for the greater good but would also if he had to do it for the people he loves #but like. the greater good always came before the people he loves. that was the job. he loved them so much but he also missed so much #how much WAS he willing to sacrifice for the sake of the job? work is a great form of love but it can’t be the only form #especially for a young kid. but yea idk i have complicated feelings #pok gukgak u r so fascinating to me #pok sklonda riz ​& work as a form of love or whatever #truly would not work as a campaign & would be better as a book but young pok young kalina young sklonda… i need to know EVERYTHINGGG #the shameful thirst post -> character rumination journey of these tags is truly Something but also par for the course w/ my brain

[pixlokita]

So after putting in my two week notice, the supervisors have been acting more aggressive and im getting written up for very small things that I don’t even remember doing 💀

#pix habla #I knew they were crazy but be professional about it …. #>>; they’re really insane bro #hm #like I’m looking it up and it looks like hr won’t do shit about it too #even if it’s recorded and they’re lying about what I’m getting written up for #I’m actually too tired to report them =w= #for retaliation #I mean not my supervisor also pulling me to the side asking if I thought he was stupid when I asked a simple question politely #? #like…. #I legit haven’t been rude even after coming back after getting written up for the tornado affecting the power #idk man #this is when I wonder if it’s the autism making me not realize I’m rude #my callers tell me I have the best costumer service too ? and I helped them with everything #so now I’m extra confused #vent #I guess #idk #this is legal I guess

[salty-an-disco]

guess who’s been learning how to draw wings

bonus: the evil and fucked up Hero from my evil fucked up Warped AU

(he may have commited countless attrocities, but his bird special interest never left)

#I gotta post more of my Warped doodles sometime. got a lot of them just lying around lmao #voice of the hero #stp voices #Warped AU #slay the princess #sal draws #sketches #brain still feels like shit for the most part. but hey. I’m slowly feeling more like a human being each day!

[shima-draws]

THEY DON’T EVEN REMEMBER??? Luffy be walking out of this with LONG lasting trauma of watching all his friends nearly die and the others are just like. Man that was a nice nap! Luffy what are you doing on the ground sprawled out like that? Meanwhile Luffy’s internally having a breakdown because holy fucking SHIT what the hell did he just have to go through,

#One Piece #JFJSJTNSNNGNSNFNSNM #Okay logically I know that if the arrows stayed in he 100% would have died #But I kinda want to write a fic about it #The Strawhats wake up and see their captain just. FULL of arrows #And they flip their SHIT #Nami and Zoro are screaming what the FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK #Usopp and Chopper are crying Sanji is losing his MIND #Robin’s just looking at him in shock #They gotta get all the arrows out. Is he gonna die? He’s probably gonna die!!! #Anyway. That final punch was SO Summer Wars #Like the black and white and the emphasis and the blur and. #Has anybody done a GIF comparison of the final punch in Summer Wars VS the final punch in Baron Omatsuri #I bet they’re VERY similar lol #Shima speaks #Still cannot believe they just woke up from Body Horror Nightmare not remembering a SECOND of it #And Luffy’s lying there like. This is fine :)) I’m fine :))))) #WELL. That was a fantastic movie. I’m gonna go lie down now. I need to emotionally recover probably

[piratewinzer]

They kissed in front of me and I’m just supposed to be normal about it? Forever???

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffeble husbands #I’m supposed to now walk this earth like the entire construct of my being isn’t different because two fictional characters that mean #mean the actual world to me #aren’t out here showing undeniable love and devotion to each other #heartbreak aside all I can focus on is The Confession #and how three weeks later I catch myself going ‘shit that’s real’ it ain’t subtext or fanfic it’s RIGHT. THERE. #alright goodnight I didn’t get to talk about Good Omens all day so y’all wonderful beings get unhinged tag rants #tomorrow I’ll be better #(I’m lying) #neil gaiman

[sentientsky]

no but u don’t understand. i am so ready to edit the s3 aziracrow reunion to hozier’s “francesca”

#the brainrot is so bad that I’m planning shit for like. 2025 #NO BUT LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. HEAR ME OUT #[i am holding your face between my hands so so so gently. this is the most important messag u will ever receive I swear. (i am lying)] #‘do you think I’d give up / that this might’ve shook the love from me?’ #‘how could you think darlin / I’d scare so easily?’ #LIKE????? DO U SEE WHAT I MEAN??? #every time I write a reunion scene in one of my fics I listen to this exact song on a loop #my thoughts get more and more incoherent the later at night it becomes #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens s3 #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #David tennant #gomens 3 #Michael sheen #go3 #hozier

[cloveroctobers]

Now why they have Joe’s fine ass kiss this lady 🫤

#ginny & georgia #ginny & Georgia s2 #ginny and Georgia #ginny & Georgia joe #and I’m not slamming the red head lady’s looks before you come at me lmao it’s just her whole husband in lying in his death bed smh #if he can’t be with Georgia then give him someone else that doesn’t have too much shit going on #raymond ablack #looks like I’ll have to write for joe soon 🤭

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF TUCHANKA: TURIAN PLATOON

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Lt. Tarquin Victus With: Lt. Steve Cortez and The Ninth Turian Platoon Decisions like these weigh heavy on me- when I was a General, I could pass them up the chain of command. But now? I'm all I've got. I'm beginning to understand why leaders so often seem lonely... Worst case scenarios aren't just theories- they're what you'll be dealing with five minutes from now. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #steve cortez #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i was originally planning to make platoon and bomb one big gifset since it’s 2 halves of one big story #but i ended up splitting it bc i ran out of room due to the post limit 🫠 #i don’t really have the most to say for platoon individually bc these quests are pretty short #but victus and sons y’all are a bit shady for lying to shep about the bomb’s origins if i'm being 100% honest rn #and if i’m being completely honest here keeping something like that secret would have blown up in their faces so fucking badly #with krogan leadership??? like??? like wrex would be fucking peaved about a fucking turian bomb on tuchanka #but like for a second can we imagine wreav??? someone who is already gunning for revenge?? and this was kept a secret??? #i've never had wreav as my krogan leader but i know in my heart that man is out for fucking blood when he finds out about the bomb #but for me it's the way every other race constantly does awful shit to the krogan and wonders why the krogan are “wArMonGeRs!!!” like??? #and why krogan leadership just doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's problems?? which is literally 100% understandable for the krogan #maybe it's bc you guys gave them a STERILITY PLAGUE and planted a fucking BOMB on their planet idk #*inserting soph’s ‘sometimes i understand why the krogan want to shoot everyone in sight’ quote here* #on a final tiny note i like the parallel between that soldier saying “who cares about a few dead krogan?” #and that scene during the normandy summit when wrex says “why should i care if a few turians go extinct?” #i adore the poetic cinema of those lines in parallel with one another #especially when you take into account the fact that victus helps wrex cure the genophage #and then his son helps stop the bomb on tuchanka by sacrificing his life for it #and that wrex sends squads of krogan soldiers to help defend palaven afterwards #it's a nice callback to both those moments imo :)

[saturnsorbits]

Bakugo 100% teaches you some kind of code; so he can always check in - just in case anything ever happens to either of you.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a hushed word whispered into his ringing ears after he winds up in the hospital. His body bruised and broken, nerves too frayed to feel the warmth of your palm on his.

An awkward hand gesture he flashes during a TV interview as he makes his way home from a no-contact overseas mission.

Or a giggled ‘…’ as he calls you, checking in because his patrol has run a little long.

He just wants to know you’re okay… And that wherever he is, he’s thinking about you.

#He teaches you morse code too… #In case of emergencies - he stresses… #But; you use it for tapping an ‘I Love You’ on his office door as you drop off his lunch. #Or a cheery ‘I’m home!’ when you get back a little late from work. #(I really love the idea of him panicking about preparing you for the worst - so the first time he hears your knuckles wrap out a patter his #whole body is tense. His heart stopped. Chest barely breathing… Until he listens: #It’s there… Awkward and out of rhythm; but the dull knocks of ‘I Love You’ do something funny to his stomach. #He grouches. ‘It’s for emergencies; woman! Not sappy shit.’ but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t like using it this way better.)

[ech-e-sketch]

Had to sit and let the whole show marinate in my brain after that ending dear god

#I decided I don’t like it #at first I was like wow so poetic and Shakespearean tragedy style shit good stuff #you know what? no I don’t like it at all #I’m lying a little but you know how it is #anyway here’s him and his stupid neon key lime pie with the stupid cool colours in this stupid gorgeous show #loki series #loki season 2 #loki