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belovedfromnature · 5 months

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good evening, trying to show up every day here.

[for any] | i have commanded your f/o [whichever one comes to mind first] to bake a cake for you, be scared. /lh

what do you think they're making you? have they memorized your preferences and followed a recipe with care, or are they nefarious enough to serve you something dubiously edible on purpose? can they be trusted in the kitchen, or not? would they just buy one? if so, would they lie, and said they made it? there's many possibilities, indeed!

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💫- Oh man you’re so lucky I’m in a Lunar mood today…. (If it was Bloodmoon I’d spend 20 minutes typing out how he cannot cook)……. So if Lunar was to bake the cake, HE WOULD VERY MUCH REMEMBER (mine? Me? S/I? Idk uhhh) MY S/I’S PREFERENCES AND ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT! In this case, it’s yellow sponge cake, now Lunar can cook very well! I think he’d do a great job, but I think at the very last minute the cake would go very wrong and he’d present my s/I with the scraps of the cake and be very miserable and guilty about it…. FEAR NOT, THIS ALLOWS FOR BOTH OF THEM TO TEAM UP AND MAKE ANOTHER CAKE!!! BOOM BONDING MOMENT!!! Hahaha I’m so normal

🦋- I don’t physically trust any of my f/o’s to cook except Anshine. DT would purposely put some foul thing inside mine, Candyman is a sweetheart but also a bit out of his mind so I doubt he has any coherent idea on how to make a cake but he’ll buy a pack of cupcakes, Leshy probably has no concept of food whatsoever and even if he does it is a mud cake and as much as I love him I’m not eating that, Dex would probably buy a cake and I’ll appreciate that sentiment but I’m unsure how much I should trust a guy like him in the kitchen. Anshine may be some sort of celestial deity but he is very loving and fatherly so I feel like maybe he’ll use some of his human memories and attempt to make something . If not I’ll appreciate him just letting me know he tried.

tldr; absolutely none of them can cook without something going wrong

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bleue-flora · 2 months

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Ok, I recently wrote an essay [here] talking about the definition and duties of civil engineering as well as the ethics because of the brain rot @swordfright gave me with calling Dream Sam’s ultimate engineering project. So, because I actually am a civil engineer I took it upon myself to design the title and summary of quantities sheets just like I do at work for roads but with Dream as the project instead. And in honor of angst day sponsored by @sixteenth-day-event, I figured I’d share it because I feel like it kinda works for the prison of the mind prompt.

“Sam’s “ultimate engineering project” he deemed too damaged like a bumpy road or crumbling building that wasn’t worthy of patching and filling in the cracks or reinforcing, that’s too eroded to be fixed and preserved. So, Sam strived to tear him down to the bedrock so he could remake, remold, and reengineer Dream according to his design for the common safety, public health and well-fair.”

{These are very similar to the actual sheets I make day to day, which I shall not share for the sake of doxing my location, but yea pretty much everything has a significance. Some of it doesn’t necessarily make sense but that was because I was more so taking inventory of what we see in lore (so you know I counted ;) lol)}

#sixteenthdayevent #AAANNNNNGGST #Ah and now you see why I’ve been digging up all the prison lore and inventories ;D…. my brain rot is too powerful #still never got wardens torment enchants though :( did for the shovel and how which I’ll now have to write torture scenes for…#so ummm stay tuned for that in Misery Loves An Idiot… Dream going to have lots of fun I’m sure >:)#c!dream #dsmp #dreblr #dream smp #dsmp dream #dsmp analysis #dsmpblr #prison arc #dsmp art #pandora’s vault has a singular purpose #pandora’s vault #c!dream fanart #flora does art apparently #ah Sam… such a good engineer… if only he realized Dream was a person not a condemned structure oof #if y’all are curious enough I might share a irl work example with different numbers and stuff but didn’t want to bore you XD #happy angst day :)… wait isn’t that everyday? lol #can we talk about how I’ve done all of these prompts as descriptions of metaphors and stuff kinda funny #civil engineering

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tariah23 · 4 months

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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling

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fantasykiri5 · 10 months

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BEHOLD! Smallidarity

#I’m doing my part!! 🫡💪💪💪#my art #this too is smallidarity #gemcyt #I DID mildly tweak Joel’s design but it’s not because I don’t like it!#it’s just because im honor bound to never ever draw him as a twink 🫡 him being a Pearl is perfect story wise but he is NOT that thin #and the curly hair is a personal preference. I like making his green streak look like a B for beans it’s funny #jimmys I left the same other than hair shape. I just drew it like a usually do which is pretty close to his actual lapis design.#it’s a barely noticeable difference #anyways HERE HE IS!!! THE LOSER!! THE IDIOT!! THE MOST SOPPING WEIRDO OF ALL TIME!!#DIANITE #!!!!!#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #smallishbeans fanart #smallidarity #<- FEEDING THE TAG DOING MY PART!! The poor thing is pretty much just being kept going by the shapeshifter AU rn #so I gotta fix that #anyways yeah. here he is. the scorce of my insanity #I think I might have made him TOO cutesy. too Babygirl… no. no he contains Jimmy he can’t be too Babygirl.#he’s just the right amount Babygirl 😌#also last thing but I colored the words all by hand. I had to use images and they were black so I did the shapes myself and I’m proud of it

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ao3-crack · 2 years

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #how unfortunate #also I’m gay #this has context #that makes it funny still #but not AS funny #so as my banner says #no context we die like idiots

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sirazaroff · 5 months

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How do you think Velvet flirts with Coco?

This is one of the funniest asks I ever got and im glad cause this is just gold. Like how does the Bun™️ woo her stupid bozo?? ———— 

I have my biased takes on what Coco and Velvet are like as characters, but to start off I wanna focus on what Vel brings to the table.  I think a lot of people have moe’d her down to a nervous/scaredy bunny girl and…that’s not her at all. She’s a real multilayered character who can and will kick your ass flat. She’s also…

- very very attentive to people

- excellent at memorizing things she sees and hears, and quickly at that

- very emotionally in tune with people, herself included

- insanely kind and helpful

- honest about her feelings and will voice her thoughts when ready

Also she’s a bunny like come on. Is baby. It’s impossible to not find her likable.

I can go on forever, but I think these are enough likable traits to work with.

 Time to shift. Now we focus on what I think Coco likes in a person:

- Hot girls

- Complexity

- Someone true to their nature

- Some sense of honor

- Someone striving to learn and to better themselves

Hopefully it’s not lost here, but there’s some compatibility don’t you think? Velvet’s got some of those traits that Coco likes.  ————

So where’s the flirting? It’s coming I swear, I just needed the background info to help support the answers.

Bun bun flirts two ways: intentionally and unintentionally. The latter is usually what’s happening most often.  Her intentional flirting is what you would expect. Some cheeky words, being a playful tease in her actions like when she flashed her camera in After the Fall. I think she would 1000% take advantage of her physique and incredibly vast skillsets. She is totally totally showing off during training and sparring. Coco might hide her gaze under her glasses but that dumb bitch is so easy. So so easy…

Now her unintentional flirting is basically that Velvet is just doing her thing. She’s comfortable and loved by her team. With them she’s able to be herself and have fun, and that’s what coco loves most. Seeing Velvet thrive and not feel like she has to hide herself away from the world, and with it comes moments and actions that make Coco, much to her surprise, fall for Velvet.

I guess simply put, Velvet flirts by being her cheeky self around Coco, and her leader falls for her every time.

#fooze #smugm3ss #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #crosshares #rwby crosshares #of course these are just my playful opinions #but yeah I mean these two kiddos are funny and idiot goobers but they’re also so sugary sweet to each other #without any compromise to their personalities either #I just wanted to answer this already but I had a lot more tender moments planned for these two to show #I’m a firm believer that they’re perfectly made for each other. they kinda remind me of bees but just. different you know?#wow Fooze so much stuff to answer a simple question~ SORRY IDK I HAVE THOUGHTS and it takes months to get them out okay?!?!#probably doesn’t even make sense either!#anyways velvets favorite pastime is raising coco’s bp just by looking at her for longer than 5 seconds #sorry if this is also formatted weird I’ll fix it tomorrow if need be

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starrylevi · 11 months

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Levi x Accident Prone/Clumsy SO

💫 Accidentally hit myself in the face while opening my backpack and was inspired 😅

You won’t be chopping up any ingredients if Levi can help it: Don’t touch that.” “But I’m trying to helpppp.” “You can help me by staying safe, which means no touching.”

He’ll make sure you’re aware of what’s ahead of you when you’re not paying attention. “Watch out for that. I don’t want you to die.”

When the streets are busy, he’ll take it upon himself to guide you, his arm securely around your waist as he helps you navigate the people traffic.

Your apartment will already be organized because of Levi but he would try his best to organize things in a way that would make it difficult for things to be in your way.

Whenever you get packages, big or small, Levi will place them somewhere that is out of your way but that is also in your line of sight so you know where they are.

Levi’s already hyper vigilant so he’s aware of his surroundings, especially when you’re around. “There’s a step in front of you”, “Pole on your right”, “Move left”.

He’ll notice new bruises before you do. He won’t tell you directly, he’ll massage the skin near the bruise, careful not to hurt you, and ask “Now where did this one come from?”

With how often you get bruises, he’ll suggest iron supplements. If you don’t buy them, he’ll buy them for you, walking up to you and placing them in front of you. “Take them.”

Sometimes you don’t have the common sense to move out the way when Levi’s opening a cabinet or a cupboard. To prevent you from getting hurt, Levi will place one hand over your knee, thigh, or forehead (anticipated spots where you might get hit) and open what he needs to with the other hand.

When you do manage to accidentally bump into something when he’s around, letting out a yelp of surprise and/or pain, Levi can’t help but shake his head and let out a small chuckle. He doesn’t know how you manage to hurt yourself so often. It’s kind of adorable. “C’mere, are you okay?”

He does not let you try to find your way anywhere in the dark. If for some reason, after you both get in bed, you need to get a glass of water or use the bathroom Levi will make sure you have a light source. “Don’t move, let me turn on the light first.”

Again, Levi doesn’t understand how you manage to accidentally hurt yourself so often but he knows he doesn’t need to. What he does know, and do, is he does his best to mitigate it. Of course he can’t protect you from everything, but that doesn’t stop him from trying.

#for the accident prone/clumsy girlies or anyone really #I see you and hear you I am you lol #it’s a struggle #no one asked for this so if no one cares that’s fine 😅#Levi would be like ‘look at my idiot’ but do his best to help #he finds it funny and quite endearing since he’s the opposite #‘theyre a mess but I love them’ he would think #ugh the dream #okay I’m gonna stop now sorryyyy #levi #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi x reader #levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi x y/n #levi headcanons #levi hcs

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gaycrittercentral · 11 months

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I really liked the last sketch I posted so here’s the follow up: C O M P R E S S I O N

#lmao get squished idiot #I bet that’d be kinda nice though…aside from his ribs probably cracking from unrestrained Big Dog weight #like a big warm weighted blanket that licks your face every so often (and could hurl you into the stratosphere if it wanted to)#sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #also if y’all don’t read my image descriptions umm you should I try to make them funny :> feedback welcome also!!#I’m still not certain if I’m doing them right to actually work with screen readers properly. def wanna fix em up if I’m not

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zgatotoon · 1 year

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We can see how oversized that coat/jacket is on rui, you can tell how big it is for Tsukasa

#tsukasa tenma #tsukasa project sekai #rui kamishiro #rui project sekai #prsk #project sekai #pjsk #ruikasa #they are dumb dumb idiots in love #you can’t spell fruity without rui #why do you want to be an star so bad? for men to look at you? slash sus idk #I’m not funny

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verytiredmeerkat · 10 months

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Why are there only garden gnomes? I want kitchen and bathroom gnomes!

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agni-ashes · 11 months

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i love how jimmy really just went and built himself holiday homes at both his boyfriends’ places, king be real you’re not gonna stay in your little igloo we all know you’re gonna end up in their house

#agni watches #jimmy solidarity #new life smp #martyn inthelittlewood #scott smajor #i think it is so incredibly funny how he talks about it being too hot and needing a place to be cold #and then builds himself a nice little igloo in his boyfriend’s base #we don’t talk about the minecraft physics of temperature or whatever #nlsmp #and martyn’s perfect for curling up with for the cold <3 #i’m preeeety sure that mushrooms thrive in the cool? so that’s mutually beneficial for jimmy and scott too #i don’t know what i’m talking about i haven’t studied biology for like two years #gonna draw these idiots (affectionate) later #the one at martyn’s saying timmy because martyn built it.. ough #and the jimmy rolling with it and building his own at scott’s lol #fuck it i’m saying scott imbued the ice and snow at his base with magic to prevent it from melting <3

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luciferscowgirl · 3 days

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What if I scream? What if all I ask for is a necklace like this??

What if I ask for THIS EXACT NECKLACE???

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pickypickypeak · 4 months

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#ok maybe I’m obsessed lol #LISTEN no hate really #I’ll always push people to pursue their inspiration and create something #wether it’s fanfiction or fanart #REALLY #I’ve seen some AMAZING work #when it’s done out of positive creativity and not pure hate for a literal cartoon #I just find it funny that people are still starting wish rewrites #when there are so many already and they all start from the same main point #which is. bring starboy back and make him fall in love with asha #which is totally fine but #I mean maybe it’s time to start calling them fanfiction at this point? there’s nothing wrong with that?#instead of staying on this line of. movie terrible so we’re fixing it since we’re all such better storytellers than the idiots at wdas #I swear if I see another person going #I hAvE nOt SeEn WiSh BuT fRoM wHaT I'vE ReAd iT lOoKs bAD!! sO I'm GoNnA FiX iT!!!#I will riot #how can you tell it’s bad if you have not seen it????#ok enough #sorry for the vent #I lowkey wanted to make the she’s so pretentious meme but it was too mean?#wish #disney #wish 2023

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aprill-99 · 2 years

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Number of languages in which Qui-Gon Jinn can say “May I approach your tame/half-domestic/half-wild/fully feral/man eating and actively hostile life form?”: 46

Number of languages in which Anakin Skywalker can say “can I approach your droid/spacecraft/vehicle?”: 54

Number of languages in which Obi-Wan Kenobi can say “You have my sincerest apologies for the words and/or actions of the tall being I came here with. He’s just lonely and a little dumb.”: 79 and counting

#Star Wars #star wars funny #disaster lineage #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #qui gon and obi wan #obi wan and anakin #inspired by a post about Clint Barton and Dogs #love Obi wan being a polyglot #love it even more if it’s purely because he had to be to save these idiots #the 46 and 54 didn’t overlap very much #I’m not sure on the font on this one so sorry

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kakushigotofanclub · 1 month

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Yesterday I was able to keep myself from actually blacking out by lying on the ground before I passed out but today I couldn’t get down fast enough and just whacked my head on the wall lmao I’m so Fine and Okay and Normal

#good news is i know why it’s happening now and i’m a fuckin idiot for not realizing sooner because it’s so obvious #bad news is it’s not an easy fix 😅#but don’t worry about me or anything lol i’ll be fine #this is honestly kind of amusing to me. it probably shouldn’t be but every time i wake up on the ground i’m like LMAO I FAINTED AGAIN #THIS IS SO FUNNY #I’M LIKE A DRAMATIC VICTORIAN LADY

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wantbytaemin · 2 months

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happy bday to my number one guy, king of my heart and the true big boss, M @linoguy 💖🤎

#uhm. little cough to clear throat hope ur ready for the elaboration.#us at planet idiot is kinda funny and kinda apt i think. wasn’t going specifically for them two but it comes naturally i think #wanted a parallel of me being a wildcat on your shoulder who hisses at everyone but likes u <3 #car pic obviously me bringing you bday flowers. too many to fit in the backseat. also i choose red roses bc ❤️#one bebito one leather lino and two of your ladies! good ratio in my head #<- btw he’s certified bebito! M approved (don’t ask if i went through your engine blog to Make Sure)#ENTIRE* not engine #and middle pic is you <3 #i hope you like it if you knew how nervewrackinv this was for me for SOME reason. ANYWAY thank you so much for being my friend i really #really really appreciate you a lot and though I’m not like skilled at editing or a content creator or whatever else i wanted to give you #Something at least even if it’s small & silly 🫶🏻

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