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#Jikook incorrect quotes
stormblessed95 · 9 months
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Hi storm, do you think that jk is getting brave and braver in chapter 2 in relation to jikook? Like he is openly showing us his affection for jimin? Like their bottle side by side at suchwita . He is insane in a good way since chapter 2 begins!
Jungkook has been tearing down the walls of their closet as fast as Jimin tries to build them 🤣 since the get go with them! Lol Like let's be for real!
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Their toyko trip vlogs?
Jimin: a couple of besties on vacay
JK: "I love you Jimin"
Their Festa descriptions?!
Jimin: my dongsaeng who is so cute
JK: we are in love actually, Jimin has a sexy magnetism and he is my muse
On social media:
Jimin: posts cute selcas
JK: Jimin is mine, be jealous. I'll never stop holding him.
On stage:
Jimin: cuddles and pets hair and back hugs
JK: sucks on his ear and kisses his head
The hickey?
Jimin: lol well see we were just drinking and he wouldn't put me down, so sorry JK lol
JK: Jimin bit me. Wanna get a closer shot?
Live streams?
Jimin: *teases* I'm not that easy, *flustered himself and deletes comment and laughs about it*
JK: DONT TEMPT ME, I swear right now in front of all million armys here, I will come over there right now Jimin!
Also JK: Do a live with me Jimin? Please, *tempts him with chicken and beer, boxing, training with their coach, Bam, and his naked chest*
Jimin: lol no
(Jimin istg, put him out of his misery and do the live because us armys can't handle whatever escalations might happen next to tempt you over to him!!)
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daintyzumin · 23 days
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Jimin: come on Kookie I wasn’t that drunk
Jungkook: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Jimin tearing up
Jimin: but you are!
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urmiibby · 2 years
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[Jikook in a arguement] Jimin: Fuck you! Jungkook: I'd rather fuck you! Jimin: Jungkook: Jimin: What did you sa- Yoongi, across the room: He said he'd rather fuck you.
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missbigstar · 2 years
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YOONGI "i learned today that insults really are subjective cause when hobi called me a kitten i melted"
YOONGI "but when tae called me that i started looking for a knife"
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serendipminie · 7 months
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Jungkook: You know how I like it girllllllll
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Jimin: Ppeuriri
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mrs-monaghan · 5 months
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https://x.com/mussarmy9597/status/1728718769936298339?s=46
SHAZ PLS take a look at this post… there are a couple of comments like this one i’m dying😂😂😂
Before we talk about your tweet can we discuss what they are replying to?
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The name of the account is incorrect quotes. Its basically like fanfic so OP is not saying this is what happened. They just came up with that because its cute. They're not saying it was the actual dialogue, they're not calling it fact. So for this unhinged person to pop up?? In a Jikook space no less???
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First of all... I'm not... like, Lord have mercy. If this person is not 10 years old I will be very, very shocked. Like thats the only way I can accept that this is an actual person who isn't mentally ill. JK fainted. JK fainted!?!?!? That's the only reason this happened?
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That's him fainting?? Guys, I know we are supposed to ignore these people and go about our business but someone explain to me how someone with a brain looked at that and decided JK fainted????
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You know that comment is bad when these dont sound so bad
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JK does look tired and we are used to the FS angle so these are normal to me. But the fainting one?
Even ot7s doing what they do best by trying to make this trip ot7 makes more sense rn
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I always think the vermin are done shocking me but they always, always somehow manage to top themselves. Oh wait, is this progress?
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Nah, false alarm
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Anygays, I only have 1 thing to say to the vermin:
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kookminis3d · 5 months
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Army: there’s no evidence
Jkkrs: *show evidence*
Army: but that’s just fanservice
Jkkrs: *show evidence of Jikook posting on key dates throughout the 10 years of BTS including constantly matching and mirroring each other without trying*
Army: …ok but it’s platonic.
Jkkrs: *show evidence of behavior that clearly crosses a platonic boundary*
Army: *ignores and posts about another member*
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hopeinthebox · 2 years
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next thing you know they're holding hands
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shae-ot7 · 1 year
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Jungkook: Hey. Ask me why I love Jimin.
Taehyung: *Sighs*
Taehyung: Why do you love Jimin?
Jungkook, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23 page essay: I’m so glad you asked-
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flevrry · 1 year
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jimin: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
jungkook: crouches down
taehyung: gets on knees
jimin:
jimin: i hope you both end up in hell !
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sinverse · 1 year
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one of my favorite tropes ever is when someone in a scene is talking about love and Character A, despite all self-restraint, steals a glance at Character B because goddamn it, isn’t that exactly what they feel for them?
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stormblessed95 · 1 year
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Well, if Jikook aren't dating... Jimin to Jungkook's partner after he saw JK's thirst trap addressed to him. twitter. com/BrentLindeque/status/1509800075257597957
The absolute CACKLE I let out oh my god 🤣
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Thanks. I needed that laugh 🤣🤣🤣 and it's so true. Lmfaoooo
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daintyzumin · 2 months
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{based on a true story}
Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*
Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?
Jungkook:
Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*
Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.
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urmiibby · 2 years
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Taehyung: I may have accidentally lost Jimin at the mall Jungkook: And I may accidentally kill you-
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missbigstar · 1 year
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JUNGKOOK: "would you kiss me for a 100$?"
JIMIN:" why are you asking me this? "
JUNGKOOK:" just curious "
JIMIN: "I guess "
JUNGKOOK slamming 100$ note on the table :" would you look at that "
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mrspark7777777 · 1 year
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Jikook and their friend Steve 😂😂🤭
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