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[svnnysidez]

wonbin nsfw alphabet?

a=aftercare: honestly, he doesnt do much, you do more for him then he does for you. you two cuddle afterwards but thats really it

b=body part: on you, your waist, god he loves your waist, his hands are always on it, always has an arm wrapped around it. whenever you're riding him his hands are always on your waist. on him, he likes his fingers, he loves to play guitar and his fingers are so strong from playing guitar, loves prodding at that spongey spot in your walls, his fingers so skilled at making you feel amazing.

c=cum: he loves to cum on your stomach, loves painting your pretty body with his cum (he ends up licking it all up)

d=dirty secret: whenever your out of the house and he gets needy he takes ur panties that you wore the most recent and fucks his fist using them 🤭

e=expirence: i'd say before you he probably had like 3-5 partners, but with them he didnt really do much but vanilla missionary sex with them. he knew how to please a girl before you but you taught him how to please you specifically he hes a fast learner yall 😏

f=favorite position: loves when you're on top of him !!

g=goofy: i'd say hes pretty funny, but he can be serious if he wants to be

h=hair: hes 100% shaved down, i wouldnt be suprised if he got waxed regularly

i=intimacy: can be intimate if its like a special occasion but he is more comfortable being a little sillier

j=jack off: even tho yall are having sex VERY regularly, he still jacks off, not as frequently as he used to, but he still does it a lot

k=kink: overstimulation but not on you, on him, he might pretend that he hates it, but GOD he loves when your hand is squeezing his cock hard making him cum 10x over without breaks,

l=location: just the bed, yall do too much when ur having sex to do it anywhere else

m=motivation: just anything, anything you do turns him on, with NO fail

n=no: he honestly says he would try anything once, doesnt have any limits

o=oral: LOVES giving and receiving, loves when hes making you feel so good and your hands are pulling his hair :(( and when your giving him head hes on cloud 9 😣 loves it so much, loves ur pretty mouth around his cock sucking him dry

p=pace: when hes on top he goes pretty fast but when you're riding him you go a little slower

q=quickie: hes iffy on them, it just depends on where and when, but sometimes he wants to take his time

r=risk: like i said before, hes always down to try anything once

s=stamina: he can go for SO long like its crazy how long wonbin lasts. can go for 8-9 rounds without getting tired

t=toys: loves getting toys involved, viberators, cock rings, butt plugs, the occasional dildo

u=unfair: he cant, cant tease you like at all, whatever you ask you get

v=volume: he gets so loud, whining, groaning, moaning, begging for you to go easier on him

w=wild card:

x=xray: hes pretty big probably around 6 1/2 to 7" i dont think hes that thick though

y=yearing: ALWAYS 24/7 hes always thinking abt it, always initiating stuff with you, again, like i said, he gets hard with like zero initiation from you

z=zzz: doesnt really sleep afterwards, like at all, he loves cuddling afterwards though!

#kpop #kpop smut #kpop x reader smut #riize smut #riize x reader #riize x reader smut #riize imagines #riize wonbin #wonbin smut #wonbin

[veampa]

L Lawliet nsfw alphabet

L is so babygirl.

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G/n reader

Character(s)- L

sorry that this is lazyyyyy

Trigger warnings in tags!!!

(Lil extra but the Matt somnophillia smut is in my drafts, not finished yet :< sorry for making y'all wait)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)- Very gentle yet not too affectionate, I just can't see him being all kissy and touchy after sex, a few kisses here and there maybe some cuddles too.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)- He doesn't have a favourite body part on him buttttttt he loves your nipples (i feel like he's a nipple guy LMAO) plus he can place whip cream on 'em.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)- Likes using cum as lube.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)- Is into anal.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)- He gives me virgin vibes :p, not that experienced when he met you, sure he knew what to do but you were his first.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)- missionary :3.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)- Mostly serious but still funny with the way he says shit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)- Doesnt do much to groom down there, just a small trim.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)- Not that cuddly, a few kisses here and there mixed in with some body worshipping.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)- Jerks off like once a week, doesn't do it that much, mostly too busy working on the Kira case.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)- food, asphyxiation (i feel like he'd be into it, idk why), body worship.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)- Anywhere private.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)- Lingerie, it looks SO good on your body like DAMN.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)- this ties in with asphyxiation, wouldn't choke you to the point where you pass our.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)- giving, doesn't mind receiving, but he prefers giving cause he can lick off raspberry sauce:3.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)- Mix but he prefers more slow, he's not into quickies. if he's fucking you he's gonna do it properly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)- Like just said, he doesn't like quickes, much prefers longer sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)- Nope.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)- My guy can stay awake for days, so you best believe he can last a few rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)- Doesn't own any other than a vibrator thats used on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)- 95%. It's amusing to see you whine and squirm:3.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)- A little vocal, just depends where yous are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)- Has you sit on his cock for hours when he's working (in the most awkward posture)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)- 6 and a half inches. not too girthy but still got some thickness, slightly curved to the left, uncircumcised.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)- Not that high tbh, focuses more on his work.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)- He doesn't, bro just sits and stares at you.

#death note #death note smut #l lawliet #L lawliet smut #L smut #tw asphyxiation #tw food kink #tw #tw smut #l lawliet x reader

[lokigonnakmsforbucky]

Dean Winchester NSFW Alphabet

We made sammy one, we gotta make dean one! This was also requested by an anonymous user! Enjoy!

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A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Dean is definitely a cuddler, He is always holding you and making sure you are okay. You come first in his mind.

B= Body part (Their favorite body part on themselves and their partners.)

Dean's favorite part of his own body is his smile. He knows he could get what he wants in seconds with one flash of it. On his partner he loves their thighs and mostly when they are around his face ;)

C=Cum (What does he do with it. I AM disgusting)

Dean loves when he sees his cum all over you. Your face, your stomach, but he loves it when it drips out of you.

D=Dirty talk (How much do they dirty talk?)

This Man's mouth is DIRTY, he could get you on your knees in no time.

E=Experience (how experienced are they?)

Dean is definitely experienced to say the least, so rest assured he knows what he is doing.

F=Favorite position (goes without saying)

Cowgirl- Dean is a SUCKER for this position. He loves when you take him how you want him, plus a face full of tits? Yes please.

Doggystyle- Dean loves looking at you taking him, pounding into you to show you who you belong to.

G=Goofy (how goofy or how serious they are in the moment?)

Dean can be goofy or serious. Depending how you both feel or the heat of the moment.

I=Intimacy (How are things during the moment, romantic aspect.)

Deans eyes never leave your body, his hands are on you at every moment.

J=Jack off

Dean gets off at least 4 times a week, his sex drive is high and when he isn’t around you he has to release that frustration. Maybe even calling you for some sexy phone sex ;)

K=Kinks

Dean loves to be dominant with you, but what a lot of people don’t know is that he loves to be dominated by you. He loves when you take control over him and take what you need.

He also has a knife kink… he doesn’t get why he does but just the thought of having it out against your skin or his skin… he loves it.

L=Location (where you guys would do the deed)

Dean would do it anywhere you would be game to do it at, but his favorite is in Baby the sweet 67’ Impala…. Mostly when you give him road head.

M=Motivation (what turns him on, or gets them going)

Dean loves seeing you in his flannels… plus eating pie, having whip cream all over your face? He is ready to pounce.

N=No (Something they wouldn’t do, or turns them off.)

ANYTHING that hurts your or puts you in harms way. You are his world, he won’t let that get hurt.

O=Oral (do they like giving, receiving, both?)

Dean LOVES giving you head, eating you out like a cherry pie. Your his fav flavor though.

Dean loves when you give him head, it relaxes him instantly.

P=Pace (Are they slow? Fast? Rough?)

Depends on Deans mood, he loves taking you rough and fast. But he loves being nice and slow.

Q=Quickie (Their opinion on it, how often would they have one)

Dean is always up for quickies, anytime you both need one he is up and ready.

R=Risk (Are they risky)

In deans line of work, risk is dangerous. But if your down…so is he.

S=Stamina (how long can you last? How many rounds?)

Sessions with a Dean are long, hot, and heavy. You can take 3 rounds but Dean… he can make you do as many rounds he wants.

T=Toys (Do you guys own toys? Do they use them?)

You guys explore with vibrators and sometimes restraints.

U=Unfair (How likely would they tease?)

You would be the one that would be a tease, Dean would definitely have his way with you later ;)

V=Volume (How loud are they)

Dean breathes heavy, low growls and grunts

X=X-ray (what’s going own down there)

Dean is beyond average…he is definitely bigger than most guys.

Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Deans sex drive is VERY high, you can’t deny that.

Z=ZZZ (how fast he would fall asleep)

Dean would wait till you were taking care of and asleep before even getting comfortable. You come first.

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[lvndryyhoe]

ethan landry nsfw alphabet ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

A = aftercare (what they're like after sex)

cuddles you, cleans you up and often runs a bath for you, yet he also loves when you take care of him

B = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also yours)

his fav body part of himself is deffo his arms, chest and abs basically anything he works out; for urs he loves everything but especially ass bc i just have that feeling yk

C = cum (anything to do w cum)

i feel like he loves cumming on u and loves when u swallow but would beg to cum inside

D = dirty secret (wow so cheeky)

probably into knife play but would never tell you and has definitely thought of just bringing it out mid sex

E = experience (do they know what they're doing?)

we all know that he's the biggest virgin and ur deffo his first but he learns pretty quickly and after he does...he fucks iykyk

F = favourite position (hah)

cowgirl and reverse cowgirl but his fav is missionary bc he likes to look at you

G = goofy (how serious are they)

takes it serious if thats what you want and only laughs when you laugh because he doesn't want to make u feel insecure

H = hair (grooming habits)

not gonna lie he's probably not that well groomed but will improve once u get intimate and if you ask him to

I = intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

it rlly depends on what you want that day but usually he's pretty soft and doesn't want to hurt you (unless he's ghostface)

J = jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

before u: yes, masturbated often but after you: yes, not as often because u guys have sex often so

K = kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

again, knife play but other than that probably some mild ones like praising and a little degrading (he finds it hot)

L = location (where they like to get it on)

your bed because he's surrounded by you at all times, couch, a bathroom at a party and maybe library IF he's feeling risky

M = motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

mostly you, i imagine him getting really turned on by revealing clothing especially with bimbo!reader

N = no (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

anything piss related

O = oral (receiving or giving and how skilled they are)

likes to give and see you squirm but wont deny a blowjob. he's probably a bit sloppy at first but learns what you like after a few sessions

P = pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

generally pretty slow paced and vanilla but can get rough and often will speed up from time to time, lasts a pretty long while and will not get tired before you

Q = quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

nopeeee, he likes to be with you for a while in the moment as he sees it as a really intimate thing

R = risk (do they like to try new things)

he likes to experiment with anything

S = stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

2-4 rounds prob about 5-10 mins each round, depends on how he's feeling, might last longer sometimes

T = toys (do they use sex toys on themselves or lovers)

not on himself, but loves to buy some for you and uses them on u

U = unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

likes to deny orgasms/edging or tease you in public

V = volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

WHINING, MOANING, WHIMPERING EVEN... jk but he probably lets out little breaths and whimpers, talks dirty when he's a dom and praises you when a sub

W = wild card (random)

jerks off to pics you send of him

X = x-ray (what’s in them pants)

he's a little bigger than average but has a vein or two for sure

Y = yearning (sexdrive level)

high sex drive bc i said so

Z = zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

sleeps after he knows ur asleep

#ethan landry smut #ethan landry #ethan landry x you #jack champion #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry scream #scream 6 #scream vi

[loveandleases]

last but not least our dilf Ardent! alphabet, please!

Exactly right, last and certainly not least. Below the cut ~

Cam ABC

G ABC

Kara ABC

M ABC

Isaac ABC

A = Aftercare - He is way too caring afterward. He will act like he doesn't care at all while refusing to let MC get up so he can clean them up. He won't say too much, if he sees he was too rough with MC you will hear him audibly tsk. Then he ensures those spots get extra care.

B = Body part  - His Adonis belt! Aka the v. If you have seen his Pinterest board you know exactly what I mean. Ardent keeps himself in shape and is proud of that part of his body. His favorite part of his partner is their ass. He loves to smack it, touch it, fuc-, anyways thats what he likes.

C = Cum - Absolutely refuses to fuck his partner until he gets them to cum at least once. If they are up for it afterward if he, if not it's all good. He got exactly what he wanted.

D = Dirty Secret - Lost his virginity to his father's secretary, in his office, and on his desk.

E = Experience  He is probably the most experienced out of the RO's. Though much have that experience was in his early 20's.

F = Favourite Position - Our dilf has several positions he loves. One of them is doggy style, the other butter churner. If his partner is willing, I'm sure he can find even more to add to the list.

G = Goofy - He will be a pain in the ass, and I mean figuratively. Teasing MC, getting them to beg to give them what they want.

H = Hair - Dark brown patch that is trimmed short.

I = Intimacy - Listen he can be romantic, he can be absolutely affectionate. Just don't let him know that you know it. If Ardent knows he is much softer than he lets on he will pretend to be such a bigger ass than he already is.

J = Jack Off - If he is in the mood he makes sure to masturbate when he can, knowing his luck someone will be knocking on his door, maybe even a new neighbor.

K = Kink - Totally into cockwarming. The idea of being slid inside his partner just to keep warm just makes this man even more of a horny mess. Also oral~

L = Location - Anywhere is good with him. His apartment, the elevator, even the hall.

M = Motivation - A nice butt, easily turns him on. Someone who talks back to him, won't take his attitude.

N = NO - Absolutely not pegging him.

O = Oral - Ardent Pine, is very good at oral. Absolutely loves giving it. The amount of effort he puts in until his partner is satisfied is honestly commendable.

P = Pace - Fast and rough or slow and sensual, or slow and rough. He has no specific pace. Ardent does what he thinks will satisfy his partner, or break them in the best way.

Q = Quickie - He is down for one, though it won't satisfy him nearly enough. So be sure to be ready for round 2, or 3.

R = Risk - Sometimes, it depends on his mood.

S = Stamina Easily 4. Sometimes 5.

T = Toy - He owns none, his hand is enough to wreck his partner.

U = Unfair - Way too much, an unbearable amount. Apologies in advance!

V = Volume - He can be loud, and he doesn't care that he is. He grunts a lot, groans. Most likely telling his partner to cum for him.

W = Wild Card - It's not uncommon for Ardent to answer the door while half-dressed and turned on. His jeans will not hide his bulge at all.

X = X-Ray - Ardent's 🍆 is 9.1 inch. Nice and thick.

Y = Yearning - Very high sex drive. Likely tied with Cam's.

Z = ZZZ - 10/15 minutes after, easily. He gets tired, he has a busy day in the morning. Forgive him!

#loveandleases #love and leases #ardent #alphabet #ns-fw #6:09 #prime time

[s4turnzbarzzz]

michael myers (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

Tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

michael wont stick around after sex, your on your own to clean up

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his arms because he knows how strong he is

his favorite body part of yours is your neck because he loves the sounds you make when he chokes you

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

he will cum anywhere but prefers to creampie you, he likes the way his cum drips from your overly used hole

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

he loves it if you try to fight back but hell never show it

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced but he learns fast

F= Favorite position

missionary, he loves how he can see himself thrusting in and out of you, he also likes that he can choke you and see your facial expressions

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes serious, not because hes a dick or anything, he just struggles to laugh if you crack a joke and doesnt see the point in being aything but serious during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he isnt groomed and he doesnt care if thats what you prefer. hes never had the time to focus on that and youll just have to accept it

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough with you, he only really has sex to get himself off but he will subconsiously learn what you like and will eventually get you off too

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he doesnt really jack off, why would he need to now that he has you?

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

dacryphyllia (crying), knifeplay, bdsm, choking, manhandling, hair pulling, primal play, voyeurism, cnc

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere, as long as youre the last survivor

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he gets off on stalking and chasing you, especially if you put up a good fight

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

hell try anything once, but you have to suggest it

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he prefers recieving because he knows hes in control. if you ask him really nicely im sure hell eat you out though

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes fast and hard, he has really high stamina so i hope youre ready for at least 6 rounds and then some after he gives you a break

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he prefers to take his time with you but wont tyrn down the oppertunity to have a quicky

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he will try new things but you have to suggest something first for him to consider it

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

hes got really high stamina so he can definently go 6-7 rounds without a break, but if he takes a break its 10-12 rounds

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes not a fan of toys but if you want them hell let you use them on yourself

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he'll tease you but he wont tease himself or let you tease him

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

the most youll hear from him is panting and the occasional groan, hes not loud by any means

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he would absolutely take photos of you after youre all fucked out

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

11 inches hard, 7 inches soft and hes girthy with afew larger veins un the bottom and sides. his dick also hangs a little bit even when hes fully hard (good luck♡)

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive isnt super high but if he sees you doing something hell get hard from watching you while youre oblivious

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

im not sure he sleeps at all actually but no he doesnt sleep afterwards, he just gets up and leaves to do something else

#slasher fandom #dead by daylight #michael myers x reader smut #michael myers dbd #dbd x reader #smut #nsft alphabet

[fuck-ur-selfie]

Bill Kaulitz |Sfw|

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?). Bill always opens doors for you, he will smack your hand away if you try and do it yourself.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) He offered you to go back stage with him and the group after a show. He's goofy, always goofy.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) He would spoon you. He also loves when you let him put his head on your lap and just relax.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) Bill literally hates cleaning but hes okay at cooking, hes not the best considering he almost burnt down the kitchen a few times, but that's only a few times.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) He would buy you something, like a basket of chocolate or something and give it too you with a break up note in it, and leave it on your door step.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Bill would most defiantly wait until you guys are like on your 4th anniversary and then propose to you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Bill is very gentle, if you guys are play fighting he will stop and make sure you are alright.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He loves hugs, especially in a moment where a hug is deeply needed.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) 2 months into your guys relationship, maybe even sooner.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) (jealous s^x 4 sure) Literally will walk over to you and signal to the closest bathroom, closet, etc.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) You love when bill kisses you on your neck, its your weakness. Bill is very passionate about it aswell.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) He is amazing with them, he will play all sorts of games with them.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Cuddling, talking about random things that come to mind for sure.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Watching movies, gossiping about things and people, and obvi cuddling.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) I feel like bill would wait and reveal things slowly.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) He is surprisingly patient with you, well with everyone aswell.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) He remebers everything about you, i mean sometimes he will forget a little but thats only because of the stress of the shows, etc.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) When bill bought a promise ring and "proposed" to you with it and had a whole paragraph to read to you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Very protective, if something bad happened to you, he would be on it in a second.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)A lot of effort, I think once he rented out a whole ass trampoline place just for the two of you so you wouldn't be bothered by anyone.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) Bill defiantly bites his nails when he is nervous and hates when you do it.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Bill could care less what he looks like.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Yes and no, Tom and you are his #1.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) He loves when you dress up with him, like random eras.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He hates when someone doesnt like Tom, or you. But mostly Tom.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Bro can sleep for 6000000000 years if he could💀

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[yopigeonflyerjo]

OG Hannibal Lecter NSFW alphabet

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A=Aftercare (Tending after sex)

Hannibal is not typical, at any point but at aftercare ecpeccialy. Sex, you in general inspire . He will draw when talking to you. But be ready for next round. A L W A Y S

B=Body part (Favorite body part)

It's easy to say that his favourite body part is his hands, and fingers to be more specific but that's true. He likes everything that makes him other than normal and boring. The sixth finger is one of that things. Lecter likes them even more for the pleasure they can give you.

Hannibal loves your whole body, and your body language. Doctor loves how nonobius it is. Its hard to surprise him, especially in a good way. Also your neck, he loves to kiss or lick it. Its also his favorite place to leave hickey on you.

C=Cum (Where do they cum)

Lecter likes to be messy in bed. Especially when you are one big mess. That's even kind of animalistic for him. He loves to cum all over your body.

D=Dirty Secret (Do they have any sexual secrets they keep away from you?)

Lecter have some nude polaroids of yours. You thought that you lost them years ago bu he has them meticulously hidden. Obviously he stalks, don’t think thats secret.

E=Experience (How experienced are they?)

Doctor had some woman (and men) before but it was never anything more that sex or short interest. He is pretty experienced. But main thing here is his anatomy knowledge. Trust me, after first time he knows your body better than you.

F=Favorite position (self-explanatory)

Missionary, Doctor loves to see your face,all your expressions. To hear all your moans and whisper to your ear. Also he has good access to your neck.

G=Goofy (Are they humorous in bed?)

He is goofy but in flirty way. His jokes are not broad. Also good sense of humor is one of his turn ons. 

H=Hair (How well-groomed are they?)

I think he is well trimmed but not bare.

I=Intimacy (Are they romantic in bed?)

He is master of intimacy but not in… evident way. Hannibal loves to look in your eyes during cumming. Thats one of only moments that you can see in his eyes some kind of vulnerability, your heart just melts in that moments.

J=Jackoff (Do they masturbate often?)

He has well self-control, and much rather go to you than masturbate. He can resist for long time. But if you two haven’t seen for longer than week, be ready. You can’t walk for next few days.

K=Kinks (What kinks do they have?)

Shibari -he likes to see you knotted in sophisticated way

DOM - Lecter dominates in in physical and mental way

Control - Doctor loves to control any aspect of your life

Choking - he can’t imagine killing you, but he love sound of you choking his sperm

Teasing - god damn master of teasing

Overstimulation - Hannibal loves to see your boundaries (that you clearly don’t have when it comes for him).

L=Location (Where do they prefer to do it?)

E V E R Y W H E R E

Whenever you could you did it, but his fav place is is office or y’all bedroom. Bedroom is more intimate, but more often yo do it in his office. Thats only extra risk, his next patient can appear any moment.

M= Motivation (What are their turn ons?)

Doctor has many. You in short dress, someone flirting with you (especially if you get this person off in more emotional way than usual) or when you are turned on. He immediately knows when you need him. Your body betray you when it comes to Hannibal. When you try to tease him. Lecter has way better self control than you but he would never omit occasion to punish you. 

N= No/Not fond of (What are their turn offs?)

Another person, he is really possessive when it comes to intimacy. Also, anything he considers gross.

O=Oral (Do they prefer to give or receive orally? How skilled are they?)

He is VERY well skilled giver. This man loves to eat you out so many times that you can’t  barely stand up after. Hannibal could never reject your offer to pleasure him. Especially if you do it when he sits on his office hair. Lecter melts. But he just love eat you. (Hopefully only in this way)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Really irregular, he loves teasing you so he can go from rough to painfully slow. Sessions are never shorter than 30 minutes. He can be rough, but that doesn’t happen often. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hannibal doesn’t really like it. When he wants to pleasure you, as I said Lecter takes his time. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to risks and experiment. Be ready for everything (that doesn’t include other people). Sex in Jack's office seems pretty risky. God, better if he doesn’t have cameras there.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hannibal has great stamina. As I said sessions are always longer than 30 minutes, and be ready for two minimum. His best was four but two or three are most of the times more than satisfying.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t really use them. You two experimented with many of them on you (him also) but none of them are as satisfying as Lecter himself and you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Master of teasing. If you two sit next to each other in some kind of dinner be ready for his hand on your body. If he is in the mood, BE READY FOR MORE. Lecter can deny you orgasm many times just to make you beg him. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Hannibal isn’t scared to be vocal.  

Most of the times talks much. He is good in dirty talk but god… his moans are something more. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He did fantasize about you and Will few times

Hannibal never admit it, but he never really fell loved until you and he ACCUALY NEEDS IT

You could use strap on, thats also one of his deepest hidden secrets, he liked it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A bit longer than average, but this man is skilled in anyway he can. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Really high. You two never miss a day when you two are near. But thats always something more than just fucking.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t, as I said he is more inspired than sleepy. But if you ask Hannibal he can cuddle with you until you fall asleep. He either watches you or draws.

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #anthony hopkins #hannibal x reader #hannibal x y/n #alphabet #headcanons #slashers #slasher fandom #silence of the lambs

[mondaymelon]

STAWP DAN HENG IS SO HUBBY. LIKE UR SO RIGHT I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SLAY IRL W RED EYELINER N HORNS. HE’S JUST… BETTER.

but on the topic of anime men HAVE U SEEN THE LUXIEM X SANRIO COLLAB. OMF TAKE MY WALLET IM SO BROKE BUT ITS A NEED n have u heard/seen k9 kuro from vshojo? :) 🤫💞😹

me 2 u <3

NOOO DAN HENG WOULD COOK. HE WOULD CLEAN. HE WOULD CARE FOR AND PROVIDE. WE ALL NEED A DAN HENG IN OUR LIVES. where is he. i placed an order for him on aliexpress months ago and he still hasnt arrive oh noooo did he suffocate in the packaginggg...?? (FR DAN HENG IS JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. THE OTHER MEN IN HSR CANT EVEN COMPARE... okay but like j i n g y u a n allll im saying is that i would kiss himm and maybe)

OMOMGOMGOMGOM EEK THEYRE SO CUTE?!??! IF I HAD MONEY IN MY WALLET ID GIVe IT ALL TO NIJI EVEN WITH THEIR SHITTY MERCH DISTRIBUTION RATES PleASE THEY ALL FIT SO WELL WA A A. A H THE COLOR SCHEMES MA T C H

K9 KURO??!?!? OMG. LOVE HIM. WAKE UP eARLY EVERY FUCKING dAY. WHEN I TOLD YOU. I S C R E A. M E D. S O B E B. E D . C R I E D . when i heard him again. actually wild. i was so miserable for the weeks after his graduation but im so glad to see him happy and reincarnated!!! matara chan too heheheheh gotta love vishoujo for it :) i just dont watch streams on twitch very often which is a bit of a shame cause thats all vishoujo really does but yk ill get more and more into it :))) k9 KURO MY BELOVEDDDD <3333 LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WATCHED HIS ENTIRE FIRST STREAM AFTER DEBUT AND CRIED-LAUGHED FOR LIKE THE ENTIRE DURATIONNN ESP DURING THE HORROR GAMES PART WAAHH

henlo. for you <3

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ inbox. #★ ˎˊ˗ moots~ lily!! #ehehhehe #making the text #s m o l #because lily makes them s m o l #so silly #so aesthetic #so less feral

[simpfordemetri]

Jasper Cullen NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare

He always makes sure you are fine,checking on you looking for bruises.

He will let you one of his shirts to sleep,letting you take a bath while he brings you some snacks.

You can be sure he will cuddle you to sleep

B=Body part

His favourite body part of you are your eyes,they can see how you feel through them,if he is pleasuring you well and how stimulated you are

C = Cum

He adores cumming on your ass,only if you are okay with it

D= Dirty secret

He wants to make it in his car,,having the risk of someone catching you both

E=Experience

He has experience,he knows how to make you scream and beg for more.

F=Favourite position

Usually doggy,seeing how your back arch for him

G = Goofy

He dont like to makes jokes while having sex,he wants you to see he is serious about it and respect you

H=Hair

He has some hair here and there,for him is something completely normal and he is not ashamed about it

I=Intimacy

He is slow and passionate,wanting to make you enjoy that moment and trying to make it last as long as possible

J = Jack off

He does,but you wont know about it.When you are too busy with exams and cant come over for days he will pleasure himself,however he prefers to do it with you

K = Kink

Calling him sir,he absolutely loves it,will make you call him sir or he wont let you cum

L=Location

Even if he wants to try something in public places,he respect you too much to put you on risk,so usually in his room

M=Motivation

Touching his hair,he has a soft spot for it,he loves when you grab his hair while doing it

N=No

Hurting you,or having sex before he goes hunting,he always makes sure to please his thirst so he doesnt loose control

O = oral

The king of oral tbh,he will sit you on his desk with your legs open while he makes you cum 

P=Peace

Slow,making sure you feel all about it

Q = Quickie

Hates them,as i said he likes to take his time with you

R=Risk

Doesnt like them,even if he thinks about them,he refuses to hurt you

S=Stamina

Can long forever,but if you are human usually 4 rounds

T=Toys

He has some vibrators which will use with you in some ocassions

U = Unfair

He doesnt like to tease you,he will make you beg sometimes but thats it

V = Volume

He moans in your ear,making you shake from just hearing him

W = Wild card

He likes when you dom him just wont admit it

X = X-ray

He is big ,21 cm

Y = Yearning

His sex drive its not so high,maybe 2-3 times a week

Z = ZZZ

Will make you sleep in his arms after it

#twilight #the twilight saga #jasper hale imagine #jasper cullen imagine #jasper cullen #jasper hale x y/n #jasper hale x reader

[bigmack2go]

My mother complained to me about how my generation sometimes uses single letters for whole words especially in English and i cannot hahahaha😭

Edit:

I decided that imma do a list and explain what they mean

A: Obviously: a

B: to be

C: to see

D: i dont think thats a short cut but „D:“ is a emoji

E: i think its an emote bjt im not sure tbh

F: F in the chat

G: gee

H: age

I: obv: i

J: i dont think

K: (o) kay

L: looser

M: am

N: and

O: i dont think thats a shortcut

P: i dont think thats a shortcut either

Q: neither is this but in combination with t its cutie

R: are

S: i dont think thats a shortcut

T: I don’t think that’s a shortcut

U: you

V: I don’t think that’s a shortcut

W: if its without context its like „you’re a looser but thats okay“ but also „with“

X: I don’t think that’s a shortcut

Y: why

Z: set

Conclusion: we can and will take every single opportunity we can get to use one letter only if it sounds like a word.

Some other shortcuts include:

Yk: you know

Idk: i dont know

Imo: in my opinion

Lmao: laugh my ass off

Ppl:people

Lol (even tho she was literally part of the generation that invented that): laugh out loud

Ydek: you dont even know

Cya: see you!

Smt: something

Typo (but im not sure u can call that a shortcut): like when u misstype

And more!

Edit number two: feel free to use this for ur parents and anything else under this tag 💀💀

#parebt guides tag #gen guide tag

[viktortittiforov]

hahaha LEMME SEE - BULGARIAN RULES!

и - used for long i sounds, like ирена - irena

й - short i, the best way to deacribe is If youd type it with a Y in latin, it probably uses й! for example:

край - kray, while краи would be kraee instead (ee as in evil). i hope this made sense! also й ALWAYS needs vowels around it otherwise you cant pronounce it. sounds like yo, yu, ya, oy, ay, uy, etc.

as for ъ and ь , its similar, the first one is pronounced as in the word Under, while ь is a soft sound like latin Y again. for example кьоше is kyoshe. if you wrote it къоше it would be kuhh-o-she instead! thats what its used for, and never at the start of the word, and always with a vowel after i believe.

i dunno the third one since we dont use it in bg RIP but i hope his helped!!

@x-eins yeah thanks that helps!!! in that case й seems like it is kind of a 'j' in czech, because i think in most cases where the english transcription would use y, we use j (sounds the same), e.g. kray – kraj, perestroyka – perestrojka, yogurt – jogurt etc lol

with ь and ъ it's a bit more complicated lol but comparing with czech i think the first one is a bit of a mix between: our háček (what we call the hat in the hat letters - č, š, ň, ť, ď, ž), which is basically an indicator to soften the letter in question; our j, again, but only when it's after the consonants which don't have a hat letter version in cz (k, l, p, v, b, m, g, f, h), which again somewhat softens them (e.g. pyotr would be Pjotr in a czech transcription, though that might be written as пётр lmao, but let's not get into ё); our i, which also sometimes softens the consonant preceding it but only if that consonant is d, t, or n (DON'T ASK ME WHY THIS IS SO COMPLICATED); and our ě which again softens consonants (there are rules as to which consonants can precede it but essentially the english transcription of it would be 'ye').

ъ on the other hand is like??? what the hell. but as far as i understand it it's only used in front of certain vowels which *could* soften a consonant, but the ъ is there to indicate that they don't.... and some websites say it's only used after the prefix before a root word if the prefix ends with a consonant and the root word begins with one of the potentially softening sounds which would have y in them in the english transcription (я, ю, е, ё, so words like объезд or подъезд, which are objezd and podjezd respectively in cz, but this is the j that importantly doesn't soften certain consonants... 😮‍💨 this is where it gets kind of tangled up and confusing, but essentially podjezd if written as podězd would be like writing the word without the ъ in cyrillic...). but these rules might vary across slavic languages lol i wouldn't be surprised if they did, i think a lot of the pronunciation rules i am able to get my hands on are russian pronunciation rules

and as far as i understand it the one that you don't use, ы, is basically what would be y in czech, WHICH FOR US IS A HARD SOUND TO MAKE EVERYTHING VERY EASY FOR PEOPLE WISHING TO LEARN CZECH. we literally call it "tvrdé y" (hard y) and we call i "měkké i" (soft i), and where i would soften a consonant, y doesn't (it never softens anything) lmao and we also have a whole set of rules around when to use which i/y FOR THE CASES WHERE THEY SOUND THE SAME (the cases where i doesn't soften a consonant)

sorry this accidentally ended up containing a lot of unnecessary and cursed info about czech which is making me question how the fuck i ever got competent at speaking/writing/pronouncing this language 🫠

#i hope you don't mind i am posting this one publicly #i want to save it to be able to return to it if i need it!! #ref

[bubblebeebuzz]

Rank every letter in the English alphabet in order of your liking

OH GOD THATS HARD OK...

q, b, x, a, j, w, v, z, o, k, p, r, i, l, d, u, g, y, s, h, m, f, t, n, e, c

#english alphabet #c can burn in hell IT IS USELESS JUST STEALS FROM K AND S #q is a girlboss i love her #queen quote quail queer quiver SUCH GOOD WORDS #she has a bestie U #and considering the five b's in my user i kinda had to put it next love u b #the middle ones are mainly random #whatever i felt in the moment #e is towards the end bc it's too overrated honestly #why have you gotta be the number one most common letter like chill #creature :)

[dootdootwriting]

"bro did you just pick a random manga image off of google and edit it for your 700 event?" yes. and what about it.

good afternoon beasties um so i will be doing a 700 follower event and also trying my hand at writing smut at the same time!! request something for the event to fulfill your wildest desires (sorry) and to watch me flop around writing smut like a fish out of water (×﹏×) (i jest. i am excited for this i think it will be fun!

minors, don't even fucking think about requesting . obviously i can't stop you but PLEASE. for my sanity.

event guidelines:

send in an ask with a genshin character of your choosing and some letters of your choosing from the prompt list below to recieve. smut headcanons (i cannot believe i am doing this but whatever cringe is dead i'm free.)

you may only request one character at a time, however you may request as many letters at once as you want. it'll take less time for me to write shorter requests, however you could just request the whole fucking (lol get it) alphabet for childe (for example) if you wanted

event goes until september 28! and starts now. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

rules:

no minor characters allowed. this included characters whose ages are debatable, like chongyun or bennett

please only request male characters for this one! i'm sorry women i'm just very gay (*_ _)人 i promise i drink my respect women juice i used to be one of you guys

minors no requesting. however, most of my blog is sfw! since i'm now accepting nsfw requests i will always tag it

also, other than the no minors rule, i am now accepting requests for all male characters ingame

alphabet i will be using under the cut!! woohoo \(★ω★)/ (minors i will only say this one more time get OUT of here)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

UMMM YEAH SO THATS IT (￣▽￣*)ゞ inbox is open!! RUN.

#DONT BUTCHER ME ITS MY FIRST TIME WRITING THIS STUFF #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin smut #albedo x reader #diluc x reader #kazuha x reader #kaeya x reader #tartaglia x reader #childe x reader #xiao x reader #zhongli x reader #thoma x reader #tohma x reader #gorou x reader #ayato x reader #tighnari x reader

[thewaywardbruja]

About Sigils

So, I dont know much about sigils. But I am learning and I have learned a way to make your own sigils, which I am obsessed with. Its kind of a fun game to play as well. So basically, you go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ------------------ A B C D E F G H I

J K L M N O P Q R

S T U V W X Y Z

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Right, so you take a word. Also it looks better on paper, its hard to do on here I apologize. Take a word: Say -

Kindness. K I N D N E S S You cross out all the vowls. K N D N S S Cross out the dupes K N D S Then you take those numbers, and use the code up above. So 2 5 4 1 Theres two ways to do this, you can either write 1-9 in a circle like a clock, or you can do it my way and do the numbers in any order 1-9 but only the numbers that appeared in a circle. I feel like you get a better read with your intuition that way, so thats the way I do it. Either way is fine.

So that would be my sigil for kindness.

What I've learned so far about Sigils is that you can use them, in spells and other things, you can write them, on candles, brooms and stuff and they envoke the power you give them.

I've got a ton of them, I've basically decided I'm going to create an entire language thats mine xD

But the thing I love about them is that you can do whatever you want and they are yours and yours alone, there arent many "Languages" that allow you to do that.

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So yeah, theres my study into Sigils, please be aware that I am just BEGINNER learning at them, but I love, love drawing them out. I might start working on them digitally as well.

I plan on using a journal to create a language of key words that are all mine, but sigils. :D I'm excited.

#natural witch #hedge witch #witchcraft #sigils #divination #tarot #pentacle #kindness #beginner witch #learning #studying

[solardick]

Russian is all ya nye ya nye nye.

Nigerian is all ba bo bo abo bo.

Its funny.

But when it burns after you ejaculate. Your know somethign is wrong. Ibs? Im not so sure. Thought there was a sense of relief, absence of illness. For a while anyway.

Back to the alphabets. First letter russian, second letter english.

1. А,A 2. б,B 3. В(v),C 4. Г(g),D 5 .Д(d),E 6. E(ye),F 7. Ё(yo),G 8. Ж(j),H 9. З(z),i 10. И(е),J 11. Й(y),K 12. К,L 13. Л(L),M 14. M,N 15. Н(n),O 16. О,P 17. П(p),Q 18. Р(r),R 19. С(s),S 20. T,T 21. У(oo),U 22. Ф(f),V 23. Х(kh)(h),W 24. Ц(ts),X 25. Ч(ch),Y 26. Ш(sh),Z 27.Щ(shsh),&? 28. Ы(oi) variants 29. Э(e)(a) 30. Ю(yu) 31. Я(ya) 32. Soft sign Ь (added non-vocalized) similar to the english ‘ marks. 33. Hard sign Ъ

ЙQ-11,15 / ЦW-24,23 / УE-21,5 / КR-12,18 / ЕT-6,20 / НY-15,25 / ГU-4,21 / ШI-26,9 / ЩO-27,15 / ЗP-9,16 / X-23 / Ъ-33 / ФA-22,1 /ЫS-28,19 / ВD-3,4 / АF-1,6 / ПG-17,7 / РH-18,8 / ОJ-16,10 / ЛK-13,11 / ДL-5,12 / Ж-8 / Э-29 / ЯZ-31,26 / ЧX-25,24 / CC-19,3 / МV-14,22 / ИB-10,2 / ТN-20,14 / ЬM-32,13 / Ъ’-33 / Ю-30 / Ё-7 /

Something to consider if overlayering letters inside the common type set arrangement of letters built inside the minds of the populace and thus bearing influence upon the collective unconscious.

Switched to an IBS diet. Well whatever thats supposed to mean. Like you can look up anything on the net and not find conflicting information. Of lots of yogurt, oatmeal, none concenteated juices. Apples, olives and then to krill oil. Touch and go i guess then to lots of pizza and mushrooms. Oh and unfiltered apple cider vinegar. Good stuff. want to wake up? Take a shot of that or Mix with your juice. Instant alertness. Its great. And the abcense of marijuana. Though, there goes the magic with the tarot and those types of thoughts. It bends towards pure logic instead.

For example on to the tarot. The letter Ж will be used. The letter used to start the words woman and wife. Though mother and father seem to be unilingually the same between english, french, german and russian. Mama. The same is true for father. Being papa. Off point. The letter Ж is found, solely, on number 8. Along with letter H. We’ll take a look a Waite’s famous switching of the cards. In tarot the letter 8 is justice, a woman, or waites strength as harmony. Letter H, is bilingual though differs in its pronunciation between english and russian. H is the lovers card. As its pronounced as N in russian connects it to the strength card. Justice/strength/lovers.

To continue on with association and connection. The letter H, is found on number 15. Along besides letter O. HO. Number 15 is the devil card. The devil

Catd used isnt waites or the french version. And isnt aolely connected to enslavement and despair but the desire and sex. Though letter H is also paired by typeset to letter Y. The final judgement card.

Though i mist be said again that the strenght card combined with the justice card is found connected to patriotism. And connected to unification of the natural state. As is the pledge of allegiance.

To leanr as we go the russian national holiday is on june 12. To tarot, this is number 18. The moon card. And letter Р(r). Temperance and the hanged man. As june 12th 1991, is the day russia declared its sovereignty from it’s former soviet union. On the type set overlay the Cyrillic letter Р(r) is paired with the latin letter H(n). The persecuted hangedman tied to death sees “the light”. As the year is divided into two numbers by the norm. When one says their dtae of birth its usually the last teo numbers of the year which is said. Or even written on forms. Thus one may deduct that 1991 and mirrored date. Shares both cards of the sun or the wheel and the same by deduction to the wheel card and by cyclic repetition, 91 may be given to card 7. The chariot by tarot. As can be viewed, the new state of the russian “empire” ties perfectly with the meaning of the date by tarot.

The only significant problem here is the lack of fitting images to be read in relation of the russian language and available cards. Letter Ю being the example chosen does not pair with any other number or letter. Save for numerological deduction and cyclic repetition. These two being number 3 and number 9. Outside the english alphabet and solely on the tarot numbers equals to the empress and the hermit. Though with the english overlay, is the high priestess and the vowel card i. Extent joy and innocent expression. As for the card i’ve chosen for i or better said chosen for me by practical divinational method of intuitive guess work. Or magic.

Though curiously enough. The images for i and U were originally reversed. And switched after the fact to fit personal definition. As “i” seemed a better fit to me, atleast as waite’s sun card over waites strength card, which fits better as a projection of you. The curiosity here is that the russian cyrilic letter Ю is pronounced as “yu” (you). And the fallowing letter Я (ya) which, being a one letter word means i, as in me or self. Though this does fit the type set and not the alphabetical numbering. Я being the last letter of the alphabet. The switch may be returned back without much difference. And the projection and meaning of i would be tied to the strength/ harmony card and you(U) would becoming the projection of happiness and fulfilment as apposed the self and would be bi-gendered, fitting the gendered of the person reading. Bias plays huge here. Though this doesnt help much in deciphrring what the image of Ю is. Except that it is the last letter of the type set compared to the alphabetical numerological numbering sequence. Irony. And of course this was done long before learning the russian alphabet. And now being realized. Such is my everyday reality. Which is difficult on the sanity.

To make it easier. The images would be switched back to the original answer. For the child may be of either gender. And the strength card would be given a choice depending on the person reading. Identifying with either the woman or the lion. And “it’s”/ “his” pride and joy. Being her. It could be argued that the arrangement above is correct, this depending on the person. Except that U(you) is projected outside the personal onto an external reality of union of two other people while the self is left singular. Again depending on the person and preference of solitude. Since the rest of the script plays on royalty and the king(emperor)/czar or царь in russian. When if one ignores the reality that царь is a past tense reality no longer in effect. And the horse, is rarely, or commonly associated as a poetic embodiment of a person. Though there are exceptions. Just not to seemingly so in tarot. This belonging more to the centaur than not.

Seeing how the letter Ц as a strong affinity to the emperor. And has connections to both the moon and sun cards. Shows a lesson for the nature of these two bodies. The moon being a negative card and the sun being a positive card. When the nature of the Царь belongs dominantly to the moon displays an ugly omen. The alphabetical overlay of number 24 pairs letter Ц to letter X(sun). But this is just one point of view, perhaps toon opinionated or biased. But this does connect the strength as harmony card, of Waite’s card to number 24. And the numerological deduction of 24 to the tarots lovers card, number 6 or by english overlay to the F card of the emperor. Which is a step preceding the hierophant or pope cards.

The russians in media are always villainized. Or. Brushed off. Save perhaps for the recent film I.S.S. Where the spoiler ending with a protagonist female American and a protagonist male russian. While the “villains” are equally from both nations. One would have to watch to understand the deeper significance in rapport in relation to this discourse.

Well, guess, it’s been accomplished. Heres to spending the rest of my life alone. As i’ve always been. So much for love. There has only ever been despair. And there always will be. We’ll see what happens agter im done smokim g. Byt there really isnt any point talint care of myeelf. And im three times more likely to hurt myself on these new metal step tables they’re bring in than not. Indint want ot load a van with thise.

Ugh mornings. Another thought that comes to mind is the power of letters C and S. on the typeset of jcuken and qwerty, a writer said, opinionatedly, that it was redundant to place both latin and Cyrillic letters C on the same key. Cyrillic letter C is pronounced as a latin S. the curiousl thing about latin C is that its pronunciation is variant. It all depends on the vowel fallowing it on how it is pronounced. For example. Sent vs. Cent. These two words are indistinguishable by auditory phonemics. C+A = K. C+E = S. it is not so far fetched as a redundancy to place them on the same key. The other curiosity is when it comes to the tarot images. Is that C = the high priestess and S equals the devil. The devil it is said speaks only the truth. Or is the bearer of truth and information. Not so different from the high priestess. The devil card from the broken mirror tarot, author anonymous, shows this devil holding a scroll. I image to the foreign tongue this is a difficulty in the efforts of learning the language. And will question which letter to use.

Numbers 3 and 19. Cyrilic B(v) is paired to latin C. But, cyrilic letter C(s) is paired to latin letter S. together by rule, 3+19=22. This is an experienced reality for me. The allure of the devil and “the restitution” of the star card. For number 22 by latin tarot overlay is letter V.

Bilan négative. Clean bill of health. No STD’s. Considering i haven’t had any relations in years. Most likely just tissue damage from inflammation. Apparently it can last several months to fully heal. Or so the internet says. Can’t tell if my diet is the result of lesser symptoms. Or if it’s healing. But now it’s the weekend. And i have nothing to do. With the motovation or energy to do just that. So the next couple days are going to suck. But when the foreigner ask me how to use a gum-ball machine. I knew he was full of shit. And im never eating popcorn again. Oh well, one gets used to tolerating being treated like a fucken moron by people less intelligent then you. What wasnit they used to say to me on davebook all the time. “Sometimes you got to play the fool to fool the fool who thinks their fooling you”? Of some dumb shit like that. Just dont inderstand how people take pleasure from that. Guess im too stupid .

The amount of peoples lives i affect is astounding. Considering i keep to myself and dont speak to anyone. 39 years of this shit. Its just reality. For more negativity, why would i help a bunch of foreigners, fucken with me. Who come from an english country that dont understand english? Englishnis a dumb language anyway. It doesnt distinguish an inamimate object from a person and has a wors that replaces every other word in the language. A gramatically correct sentence; the fuck is fucken fucked. Might as well buy a bif fucken blue dildo and pretend its a smurff.

Now if i had a wife. Or was even introduced to a woman whom wasnt fucken’ with me. I wouldnt be having these thoughts. Istead if be like everyother asshole out there procreating and not parentally guiding PG motion pictures. Because id be an idiot.

The complications of russian grammar

As we can see мужик, isn’t an essential word and can be ignored. Chelovek, can be translated as mankind. And should be synonymous with womankind. The fact that that distinction exists promotes imbalance in the “collective being”. And shouldn’t exist. It should be replaced with humankind, that term should be a sanctioned ban. Save for the bs of freedom of speech. With is synonymous with the freedom to drive as one wishes to drive. Criminal. One of the many hypocrisies of libertarian government.

The fact that english has evolved into the degeneration of proper speech with the absence of terms such as thus, and hath and thee proves the path of least resistance is supported. Wich is synonymous with the path of the moon. And the predominance of unhealthy alternates that plague every street corner. And then one can antagonistically say “well, its your own damned fault” or on the other said of the argument, even say it’s not a choice. You were born that way. Even though the human mind is a blank slate and it all depends on the conditioning of association to “personal disposition” or circumstance from the earliest point of the external on the impressions of development. Genetic anomalies are exceptions to the rule. But these are far and few in between. As are midgets are born. Or albinos are born. Are a rarity. In these cases a proper humankind has a choice. Of throwing this subjects out into the wild to be eaten or accommodate their disposition. But it doesnt or it shouldn’t go out of its way to purposefully conditioning the rest of humanity to be become midgets or albinos. Which sadly isn’t the case for all conditions.

The Russian language is apart of the slavic languages which originates from the slave races. And it accommodates and is a blend of several languages, ethnicities and religions into one “race”. Though they have much stronger affinities to a “dictatorship” or communism is akin to conservatism. Its more of a war between liberstism vs. Conservatism which is what the russian ukrainian war is impressing to be about. I wouldnt say that the Americans or the U.N. Are antagonist or that even the russian “empire” are antagonist either. Save that for all the help being given to Ukraine has resulted in rhousands of more deaths than would have been makes me question loyalties to the human race. Even the pope. Pope Francis who leans more towards accommodating the modern world vision, as compared to the previous popes, asked Ukraine to give in. But they said no to peace. Ive read plenty of news articles that completely trash the russian people.

And one doesnt find any russian keys on their keyboards. Not so for the russians having english on theirs….. ugh. Another point of communism is the Chinese and the vast majority of chinese products being sold and bought by the “american” nations. Uhm.

Though the degenerated form of english does make easier for a foreigner to learn. Because the language has been severely dumbed down.

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