#Listen fam

[syncopatedid]

That feeling that you can't even write fan fiction for Link Click until the finale of the 10th season because canon will threaten to unravel every headcanon you wrote by the next episode.

#Link Click #Listen fam #how LG and CXS got around to a) finding out about each other's powers the first time and b) deciding hand contact is the way to go #Did they discover hand contact actually made a difference than CXS just clapping his own hands and how #Heck did CXS even *know* he COULD time travel until LG came into the picture #These thoughts have plagued me since S1 E1 #I have theories about episode 9 but I am le tired of them retconning the plot every other business week lol #Of course Lu Guang Knows Everything(tm) I think that is the only real unverified theory that we can say for certain will not be retconned #A reminder that they STILL haven't conclusively told us if all people in that world are aware that there are some among them with powers #Or is it something that only the police know of and keep under wraps from the general public #It sure feels like it's meant to be hidden and yet it feels like nobody's ever surprised when someone else with powers just toddles by #This world building is kinda all over the place #I suppose fanfics still work if one is just writing a scenario rather than a story that may build on the questions still unanswered

[384wormshurtlingtowardsthesun]

#fucking hell #listen fam #no

[abbeyofcyn]

Happy Birthday!

To me :^)

Well, technically tomorrow 2 June, but I somehow finished this today.

I thought I'd have finished the Krang infection comic by now so I could have a happy birthday ending, but we're not there yet.

I uh never draw backgrounds or like to colour, but I love fully coloured pieces and well here we are. Trying my best to create something out of my comfort zone.

As a bday gift to myself I'm going to watch the new spiderverse tomorrow evening!

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #my art #krang infection comic #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt casey jr #rottmnt april #the disaster twins #donnie is sharing his robot arm ideas with leo #leo pretends to listen while he just enjoys being with his fam #splinter is off to find some plants to make tea with #while barry tries to prevent him from poisoning himself #shelldon is with them to record the inevitable failure so everyone can laugh at it later

[rhiaemrys]

Okay, okay thoughts on an absolute 180 for some of Tim's characterization in fanon.

Tim cannot, for the life of him, work a computer. Oh he can identify a chemical compound based on a series of tests that he memorized when he was 12, but if you asked him to run it through the Batcomputer? He'd fail so miserably and get seventeen viruses in the process. Oh he knows what an email is. And he can send one occasionally but by God do the computers never actually work with him.

Tim is excellent at cracking cold cases. Not through like, linking up crime maps and hacking cameras. No no, he takes his camera out, and hits the streets. His bedroom is a cobweb of red strings, red bull cans, and so many paper case files that Cass has printed out for him. Kon has nearly died entangled in kryptonite laced string that somehow got in there because Timmy ran outta normal string.

He has whiteboards full of equations that he's done with no calculator because he hit the stats button once and then started crying over the abbreviations.

Bruce tried to get Tim and Jason into understanding computers and both of them blanked. Tim said that doing high level quantum physics was better on a chalkboard and Jason got up and left halfway through overwhelmed by the concept of streaming services.

Tim did every single last genome calculation for cloning Kon in double cyphers in a notebook that's hidden Death Note Style under four more layers of hidden cubbyholes.

Let Tim be the cringe fail detective we all know he can be

#dc #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #red robin #robin #bat family #bat fam #listen I know jason should be the technologically illeterate one here #but tim is the incompetent one #its either that or the computers are out to get him #depends #batman

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[mhyinart]

TEAM BONK!!

They’re gonna fuck you up and look so cool doing it!

#rottmnt #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt april #april o'neil #donatello #donatello hamato #rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #listen this is whatever you want it to be fam #I’m just here to have a good time #but yes team bonk is the best team name for this duo #mhyinfanart

[daemonmage]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

After finding out Bruce is alive.

Dick: “Listen, if Tim say something to me I 100 percent believe that he believes it. So I believe it too.”

Tim: “I blew up several league of assassin bases.”

Dick: “I have no way to know if that is true but Tim said it so I believe it.”

#dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #tim drake #red robin #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #listen I believe Tim is bad at lying at least to the fam #that or he has no reason to lie so he says all the crazy shit he’s done #and most people just assume he’s lying but the people who know him know #they know better #Tim is unhinged #we need more unhinged Tim

[harbingersecho]

HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

#rvb #red vs blue #felix #isaac gates #felix mcscouty #rvb felix #*24 #mine #art #this one's for the felix stans. throwing a few crumbs at you like im feeding pigeons at the park. #i actually did some detailed lineart for his armor. usually i just make blocks/general shapes and fuck it up with a brush lol #1 thing ill say abt felix. his playlist has some fun tunes i can listen to while drawing him #me + felix killing the dancefloor to stray bullet by kmfdm. i am your worst enemy i am your dearest friend malignantly malevolent #< as if i dont get sucked into watching the bao fam while drawing. i'd love to say i'm cool like that but alas. the pandas.

[haunted-xander]

If Nomura won't give her a dad then I WILL!!!!

#takes place vaugely someplace post-kh3 #listen i know i said to get her out of radiant garden but tbf i think shes fine as long as shes away from the castle #the restoration committee is already basically soras family wats adopting another kid #namine not only gets a dad but ALSO a granpa a mom and a big sister #and also another dad & mom via cloud and tifa (who in MY head are also honourary parts of the fam) #namine #leon #squall leonheart #and other ppl who arent important enough to get tagged #kingdom hearts #kh #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[andaniellight]

Typical siblings interactions/behaviors between Perona and Zoro, anyone?

#Roronoa Zoro #Perona #One Piece #Goth Family #Goth Fam #praying and begging anyone who'd listen to make more artworks of these two as siblings #Episode 456

[melonlthawne]

baby speedster broke containment. Fatalities include the child lock on the fridge and a third of a gallon of strawberry ice cream . One child seriously disturbed from it all.

#bart allen #impulse #kid flash #my art #robin draws #max mercury #max crandall #listen I realize now that the ice cream kinda looks like blood but #I can assure you he is simply covered in strawberry flavored ice cream #the flash #flash family #flash fam #baby tag #speedsters #flashfam #the flashfam #wally west #barry allen #dc comics #dc fanart #dc comic fanart

[penofwildfire]

I gave Vinny siblings because I need him to be messaging them one day and be like "So I've kinda been seeing this guy..." and they're like "Ooh??? We didn't even know you were gay tell us about him!!!" And he just starts describing the worst man you've ever met. Like can you imagine if your cringefail brother told you he was dating a divorced dad several hundred times his own age with anger issues who showed up at his apartment one day and doesn't have a job and doesn't pay rent and his teen/adult son hates him and won't talk to him and he's been to jail and also your brother won't even say the guy's name but he swears he's actually a really sweet guy like he only broke the TV remote twice I promise he's a good boyfriend cuz I'd be like BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. DUMP HIS ASS.

Anyway Folson Family Propaganda 👍

#folson fam #listen it'd be so funny #I love survival but boy is garmadon a walking red flag #survivalshipping #vinny folson #vinny of ngtv news #garmadon #roomie!garmadon

[thehappiestgolucky]

Oh boi I am in far too deep already and I regret nothing I like it here actually

Anyway, I’m not giving Arti her original pups back but it’s ok! She gets to heal with funky pups of her own again! And there’s an eldest kid and two extra parents, and a whole found fam group that can keep the tiny beans safe this time

#rain world #rain world downpour #altogether now au #doodles #artihunter #hunting spears #spearhunter #hunting spears (qpr) #rw shipping #rw artificer #rw hunter #rw spearmaster #slugdessa #listen. listen- #the trio of parents are called anything really those are just the most common nicknames the kids use #given that slugdessa is a teen here this is wellll after a lot of healing and personal growth from arti #she’s terrified for survivor monk rivulet and slugdessa already! #it’ll take her a while to decide to embrace kids again #also extra silly kid because i live for adoption fam. hunter finding a noisy kid like ‘is this anyone’s? this is mine now’ #deciding what the babs thing are. ones like the cherry bombs. dunno about the other one… #something something big brain slugcat

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo post invasion: beaten to a pulp

Big Mama post Shredder: beaten to a pulp

Time lapsed between these events: roughly a couple months

Therefore- I propose a scenario where they both end up at the same yokai physical therapy spa retreat

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt big mama #rise leo #rise big mama #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #listen just imagine #the level of verbal chess #big mama being all ‘I’m a changed woman I’ve seen the error of my ways (lie)’ #Leo being like ‘well we got Draxum so what’s one more former villain to add to the fam (lie)’ #the whole thing is run by todd #catered by hueso #listen I’m a sucker for big mama and Leo interacting their dynamic in many unhappy returns etc was so good and brought out Leo’s wit

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle finally learns harry is a time traveller (part 5)

part 4: here

harry: i’m from the future.

tom: say swear.

harry: … swear what?

tom: yea like wallahi cuz? you know??

harry: what?

tom: like an oath innit?

harry: what oath?

tom, sighing: tsk never you mind. so you’re actuals from the future? you’re taking the piss, yeah?

harry: i’m not. you grow up to become lord voldemort and will start the first wizarding war in your 50s, in which you are responsible for killing my parents and attempting to kill me. and then you die.

tom, looking gobsmacked: no way fam, show me.

harry: how???

tom: tsk let me into your mind. legillimency and that.

harry: no! you’re going to have to take my word for it.

tom: come on now, don’t be like that, just a lil peek n i’ll dash.

harry: …

tom: *smiling charmingly*

harry: fine.

[tom performs legilimency and is watching with keen interest until he comes across the graveyard resurrection scene]

tom, abruptly pulling away: mate who the fuck is that ugly mug?????

harry, smirking: thats you.

tom, holding his head in his hands with despair: you’re actuals serious. no way that clapped ting is me.

harry: it is…

tom: the mans got no hair! i lost my hair and my nose?

harry, unimpressed: thats your main concern???

tom, ignoring him and still muttering to himself: nah bruv best believe you lot will not catch me lacking.

#ITS BACK!! #cockney #multicultural london accent #jamaican patois #tomarry #crackfic #tomarrymort #this is just jokes fam #allow it uno #if you’re not British this will most likely sound confusing and horrendous #unless you’re familiar with the slang and accent #just listen to like idk central cee #or watch chunkz or fily speaking #you gotta feel the inner londoner in you okay?

[boojangs]

#OH THIS IS *IT* #this song is gonna get me through this update please listen to it #we got this fam i promise #ymu wens and her Big Feelings™️ #Spotify