#Miscalculation
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"Miscalculation!"
Weird Science #15 (1952)
Illustration by Jack Kamen
#jack kamen#miscalculation#weird science#1952#1950s#vintage#comics#comic book#comic book art#comic books#art#illustration
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#tary was probably thinking about sharks#critical role#cr1#cr c1#critrole#critrole memes#vox machina#vax'ildan#taryon darrington#text post meme#miscalculation#miscalculated#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign one#crit role#critrole meme
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Instagram: effinbirds
There’s an Effin Bird for every occasion
#no words#effin birds#roasted#comments section#backfire#miscalculation#unintended consequences#make better choices#it’s business baby#botoxicating#fill ‘er up#and when you smile for the camera#I know I’ll love you better#always be closing#can’t knock the hustle#ain’t nothing like the real thing baby
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Beginning of the story says MC is 11 and then during the 2 year time skip says they’re 12 but should be 13.
Oops, that was a miscalculation on my part, but I'll correct it now, thanks for letting me know.
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A bad guess on gas
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“That is not where I wanted to be dropped off”
#horizon forbidden west#aloy#sunwing#miscalculation#oops#lmao#ocean#little mermaid#vibes#not sorry#part of your world#plays in the background#hahahaahahaha#screen shots#one big beautiful que
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I MAY have made a slight miscalculation. A slight misjudgement...
Does anyone know how to sedate a wizard?
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it’s 32°C outside and I thought hey I don’t feel so sick anymore let’s go for a big walk by the lake (bc yk my dog can go for a swim whenever he wants) but now I feel so dizzy ahhhh help
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Whump of May day 11
prompts used: “lock the door.” miscalculation
characters: whumpee, caretaker, whumper, whumper two
warnings: intimate whumpers
words: 1048
part one here
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Whumper opened the door and walked in Whumpee’s room. Whumpee sat on their bed trying to stop their shaking hands.
“You’re home early,” They said, forcing a smile.
Whumper groaned, “We were super slow today, so I decided to come home early.” They leaned against the door and sighed heavily, their entire body relaxing. “What have you been up to today?”
They swallowed thickly, “I cleaned, and, uh, did the laundry. And made dinner.”
“Oh! What’d you make?” Whumper asked.
Something wasn’t right. Whumpee tried to ignore it. “Grilled chicken, rosemary mashed potatoes and peach cobbler.”
Whumper moaned, “I love peach cobbler.” They stood up straight and crossed their arms in front of their chest, “And is that all you’ve been up to today?”
Whumpee nodded. Whumper looked them up and down, not saying a word. They pursed their lips and shook their head. Whumpee’s heart sped up, did they see Caretaker? Maybe the door was cracked open and Whumper looked inside. Maybe Caretaker came back out and saw Whumper, maybe Caretaker stepped on a creaky floorboard and Whumper heard, maybe-
“Did you forget you mopped the floor? You left the bucket in the living room.”
Whumpee exhaled, “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ll go dump the water.”
“No need,” Whumper said, waving their hand dismissively, “I did it already. So listen, Whumper Two’s coming over tonight. I imagine you only made enough food for the two of us, so they can have your share.”
No, no, no, with Whumper Two over, there was no chance Caretaker would be able to escape. Whumpee felt like there wasn’t enough air in the room anymore. Caretaker needed to leave tonight so they could be reunited with the rest of the team. This was not good.
Whumpee nodded, “That’s fine.”
Whumper grunted softly and walked out of the room, closing the door behind them. Whumpee sighed, they hadn’t seen Caretaker.
They fell back on their bed and splayed their arms out. Caretaker was safe. For right now, they could breathe and relax. The real issue would be when Whumper Two got there.
Whumper called downstairs for Whumpee to come up and sit with them and Whumper Two a few hours later, so Whumpee plastered on a smile, smoothed the wrinkles on their shirt and went up the stairs. Whumper unlocked the gate in front of the stairs and Whumpee sat on the couch, not saying anything.
Whumper Two chuckled and walked over to Whumpee, sitting uncomfortably close to them and throwing their arm around Whumpee’s shoulders. They rested their head on Whumpee’s head and sighed.
“Poor Whumpee, Whumper keeps you cooped up all day long. Don’t you ever want to…get out? Don’t you miss your friends?” They murmured against Whumpee’s ear.
Whumpee gulped and tensed to avoid shying away from Whumper Two’s hold, “Not at all, I love it here.”
Whumper chuckled, “Yeah Whumper Two, they love it here. So much so that they wouldn’t even think about leaving. Isn’t that right, Whumpee?”
They stared at Whumpee, eyes boring into their skull. Whumpee cleared their throat, “Right.”
Whumper Two hummed and tightened their arm around Whumpee’s shoulder, pulling them close to them. Whumper whistled and gestured for Whumpee to get up, which they did so very quickly. Whumper Two fell over and grumbled when their head hit the armrest, but didn’t protest.
“Lock the door.” They said.
Whumpee blinked, what? The door was never locked. Never. Not even when Whumpee was chained to the wall in their bedroom, not when Whumper hosted parties with their friends and Whumpee had every chance in the world to escape, not when Whumper came home drunk and forgot to lock Whumpee in their room. Never.
“Go on,” Whumper cooed. They shoved Whumpee towards the door and chuckled when Whumpee locked it with shaking hands. “Now, go clean up from dinner. Whumper Two and are going to chat while you do that, then we can have some fun when you’re done.”
Whumpee nodded and walked into the kitchen, trying to listen in on the conversation, but wasn’t able to catch anything.
They walked back into the living room and forced a smile. Whumper patted the spot next to them and Whumpee sat down. Whumper Two chuckled and stood up, walking up to the closet. Whumpee tensed.
“Whumpee,” Whumper said, “Are you sure you don’t miss any of your friends?”
Whumpee nodded.
Whumper groaned, “I thought we talked about you lying to me. Whumper Two, open the door.”
Whumpee closed their eyes and turned their head, not wanting to see Caretaker. Not like that.
The door creaked open and Whumpee heard Caretaker’s surprised squeak, the one they always made when Whumpee burst into their room without knocking, or when their dog jumped up on them. Whumper Two chuckled darkly and said, “Hello, there.”
Whumper held Whumpee’s hand and crushed it in theirs, “Who’s this then?”
Whumpee hid their head in the crook of their neck and shook their head.
“No, no, no, Whumpee, look at them. How else are you going to know if you recognize them?” Whumper whispered. They grabbed Whumpee’s chin and forced them to face Caretaker, “Open your eyes.” Whumper spat.
Whumper Two was holding Caretaker by their arm. Caretaker looked at Whumpee, not saying anything.
“Well?” Whumper growled, “Who is this?” Whumpee mumbled something and Whumper sighed, “Louder, Whumpee. I can’t hear you.”
Whumpee looked down, “It’s an old friend. I don’t know why they’re here.”
Whumper Two hummed. “So can I keep them then? I just had an opening.”
“NO!” Whumpee shouted. They jumped off the couch without thinking. They pulled their hand away from Whumper and clasped it over their mouth. They’d just shouted. Oh no, no, no, no. This wasn’t good. Whumper would never let them forget this. Not as long as they lived. Which might not be long anymore.
Whumper chuckled and looked at Whumper Two, “Yeah, go ahead. I don’t have enough space here, it’s not like we can just let them go.”
Whumper Two nodded and pulled Caretaker close, “Good, I think we’ll have some fun.”
Whumpee shut their eyes tight, trying to escape the horrible reality that Caretaker would be forced into the same life that they tried to save Whumpee from.
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reblogs appreciated <3
#the merry whump of may#whump#whump fic#whumper#whumpee#whumper two#multiple whumpers#caretaker#lock the door#miscalculation#em writes#em writes stuff#my writing
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if square enix actually remembered how to characterise cloud appropriately they’d know to put him in a three wolf moon wool sweater that he unironically thinks is the coolest shirt he owns with a leather jacket squeezed over it that cuts off all the circulation to his fingertips if he tries to bend his arms
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Merry Whump of May Day 11!
@themerrywhumpofmay
Summary: Written for the Merry Whump of May 2022 Day 11. The Compound AU. After his failed escape attempt, Hiccup gets to hear the rules he’ll have to live by.
Warning: Minor torture
Rating: Mature
Characters: Hiccup, Httyd ocs (Boss)
Pairing: /
Words: 914
Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon
Prompt: "Lock the door", Rules, Blindfold, Miscalculation
Whumpee: Hiccup
Author’s Notes: Third part to my new AU! Considerably shorter than the previous one, I'm glad I'm getting them done on time.
Constructive criticism is appreciated.
Enjoy!
#lock the door#the merry whump of may#day 11#rules#blindfold#miscalculation#httyd fics#httyd movies#rtte#race to the edge#httyd 2#how to train your dragon 2#au#alternate universe#apocalypse au#zombie apocalypse au#modern au#hiccup haddock#hiccup whump#httyd ocs#boss#the boss#my fanfics#the rules
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"Last year, Norway’s $1.5tn sovereign wealth fund revealed that it had lost NKr980mn, roughly $92mn, on an error relating to how it calculated its mandated benchmark."
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According to my fitbit's calculation, I've burned almost 42000 calories on average each day....with below the average daily calories by month being closer to 3000.... something isn't adding....or too many things have been added up. How would I even be alive if I did burn 40k calories on average?
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Quick Bread Recipe
This easy-to-make gooey bread, which is made with mashed ripe bananas and pumpkin pie spice, is great for a snack or lunchbox treat.
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Prompt:
Instead of Dick or Tim, Red Hood straight up goes for kidnapping Bruce Wayne and keeping him hostage just to see how desperate the birds get in trying to find him.
It’s a foolproof plan. Batman won’t blow his cover unless absolutely necessary, and “Brucie” would never know how to slip away from a crime lord of Red Hood’s caliber. It’s foolproof. It’s perfect. Jason can keep dropping hints and make threats towards the birds and watch Bruce squirm without consequences if he plays this right.
But then “Brucie” keeps begging him not to hurt his kids…
#Jason miscalculated#seeing Batman frightened is one thing#but without the cowl he’s just Bruce#and Bruce was Jason’s DAD#it’s pretty hard to see him plead like that#and ffs Jason was just suggesting MILD torture with Tim#now stop CRYING Brucie omG#Jason is totally NOT close to tears himself no fucking way#meanwhile dick and Tim:#SCREAMING IN DISTRESS#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#bruce wayne#red hood#Nightwing#batdad#prompts#fic#titans tower au does this count?#enemy to caretaker for certain tho#or more like#enemy to son#or enemies to family?#huh#Batman#fanfiction
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