#Poor Jim Gordon

[nelkcats]

Transfers

Jim Gordon decided to offer his home to the students transferring from Casper High to Gotham Prep for a few months. Barbara wasn't too happy about it but Jim preferred that to having those kids end up in a dangerous place or worse, with Bruce Wayne (he meant well but frankly Jim would rather not risk another young vigilante). Besides, one of the transfers practically demanded a restraining order against the millionaires, the poor kid.

Honestly Jim didn't understand why the transfer program existed. Casper didn't know how dangerous Gotham was? Or didn't they care?, all he hoped was that he could keep them safe and that they wouldn't come back to their home too traumatized.

Of course, he had no way of knowing that the Casper's trio was more than ready for Gotham, with weapons disguised in their suitcases and a ghost hero about to enjoy an extended vacation after negotiating a deal with the ghosts.

Gotham wouldn't know who hit it.

#dpxdc #transfer students #eternal trio #everlasting trio #technically this is Casper High deciding that the trio needs a vacation #Casper also need some time to rebuild the school #the trio is too connected to the ghosts for them to risk remodeling with them inside #and Gotham is dangerous but Amity has nothing to envy them #dp x dc #dc x dp #Sam is happy to meet his favorite eco-terrorist #Tucker plans to hack all of Gotham #And Danny is happy to have a vacation #Poor Jim Gordon #he is about to have many cardiac arrests #the trio can take care of themselves #And ghosts would probably visit Gotham #it will be an interesting couple of months

[frownyalfred]

good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

#it’s the most intimidating interrogation that has ever happened in Gotham #poor Jim isn’t even awake for it #bruce wayne #batman #dc #fic ideas #batfamily #Jim Gordon #Gotham #batkids are TERRIFYING

[whatwould-misha-do]

Writing a fic thinking, hmmmm is this out of character because Jim smiles so much?

#poor Jim Gordon #you're gonna be loved and you're gonna accept it eventually

[scarletembers04]

Poor Jim

#jim gordon #james gordon #the gcpd #gcpd #commissioner gordon #captain Gordon #gotham city police department #Gotham tv #Gotham memes #Jim is so tired and so traumatized #help this poor man #he needs so much therapy #I love him #if I ever died in Gotham please assign him to my case #gotham incorrect quotes

[violetbumblebea]

My brothers in Christ, Bruce doesn't just fight crime by night.

Bruce runs a program through the WE (partnered with Gotham PD of course) that helps criminals get back on their feet. If a person is arrested for robbery, fighting, or henching (which has become it's own crime), their case is evaluated personally by Bruce and Jim Gordon. They have to meet some criteria of course. (Like, they couldn't have permanently or greviously injured anyone. They have to make less thant $110 k or have some other monetary issues) But, if they meet the criteria, they qualify for the program.

Through this program, they get hired by WE (which has full healthcare) and are taught transferable skills so they can leave Gotham if they want. WE pays great and everyone has heard great things about the work environment. Their charges are dropped, provided the victim agrees, and they have to complete community service (although they are given some time to get back on their feet so they don't lose working hours).

Each member of the program has to go to weekly therapy for up to a year and rehab if they have drug abuse issues (both full covered by Wayne healthcare, of course).

This program has reduced crime since it's started to the point that some big time criminals and crime lords are running out of henchmen.

#just last week riddler was seen working a heist for bane #apparently there is a villian exchange program #most of them have a common goal #defeat batman and get rid of bruce wayne #penguin: what has this city come to? helping the poor #the nerve #batman #bruce wayne #jim gordon #gotham #gotham pd #penguin #oswald copplepot #riddler #edward nygma #edward nashton #bane

[begaycommittreason]

commissioner gordon’s first thoughts on the robins

#1– is that a child? why isn’t he wearing pants? how does he bend like a literal slinky? someone call an exorcist he made batman smile

#2– did he get shorter? why are his threats so…descriptive? why does he keep making jokes about doing illegal things he fights crime—

#3– so the pants were just a fashion choice? why is he a better detective than most of my officers he’s like 7? this one better not die

#3.5– it’s blonde now? wait where’d she go it’s been two weeks? aaand we lost another one

#4– who let this thing off it’s leash? why is it insulting me in shakespearean english? someone take that sword away from him. what do you mean this is progress?

#5– is…is that a fucKING STARFISH?

he has no problems with the batgirls, he thinks they’re all responsible and commendable heroes. (however he views spoiler and batgirl as two separate entities for his own sanity)

#the mere idea of the batkids would’ve been a fever dream to first perceive #give this poor man a break #but his suffering is endlessly funny to me #jim gordon #batfam #batgirls #robins

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Jim: You can't be queer and homophobic, Harv. C'mom. Show me something, anything, that is gay and homophobic at the same time.

Ed: *enters the room*

Jim: Fair point. I was wrong.

#gotham #gotham series #jim gordon #edward nygma #gotham riddler is bi and biphobic #he is also poor and classist #he is a complex characther #he is not neurodivergent and ableist though #this one is Jim

[martyrbat]

I just know Barbara Gordon’s pet growing up would have been two gold fish that her uncle Jim got her.

she would get SO annoyed anytime jim messes up and calls one fish the other's name too...

(also, he tries his hardest to tell them apart, really, but also just... its two goldfish. what the hell do you mean ‘you can just tell’??)

#i also like thinking she was a mouse/rat kid.... #i have a slightly weird headcanon for older! babs and how she ends up having a parrot too #also stay with me ok?? but young babs seeing an alleyway cat with a hurt leg and torn ear and #just going to jim. the ‘dad — uncle jim! please! it obviously needs help!!’ but jim puts his foot down. the house is cramped enough #and a stray cant be around an infant! what if the cat has something and scratches or bites?! absolutely not. #he gets home from work & ofc has the cat bc she had watery eyes and the poor girl did just lose her only family member and had to leave #her friends and home and everything she once had. even her own name is no longer her own.... #she deserves something thatd make her happy and make gotham feel like a home... #but huh. for an alleyway cat it sure is quite fat huh? im sure its nothing unusual and hey it is kinda cute! :) #it gives birth to 5 kittens under his bed that night because of fucking course it does #jim is so fucking tired guys. he ends up asking his weird masked friend if he knew anyone thatd want a kitten in 8ish weeks. #when given the choice; babs decides to keep the mama instead of just a kitten. (jim secretly bonds with a kitten and keeps one anyways :)) #i just think she deserves an old rescue cat... she spoils it and rants to it and it keeps her grounded to reality in a way :33 #barbara gordon #uncle gordon #thank u for the ask anon!! this is a cute hc i am officially adopting it >:33 #<- more like of-fish-ially.... #sorry.

[sunlitroom]

Anyone talking to Jim at any point

Vintage Gotham

Image via Pinterest - source unknown

#vintage gotham #jim gordon #poor captain vanilla #he's not a happy boy

[mrskillingjoke]

Update watchtime in Gotham.

I'm almost through the third season (only two more episodes) and well my worst fear happened.

My Baby Ossy is gettin' more Hurt than before.

Eddie is Mad at him...

Leslie losing her good Sense. For real, Girl you are smarter than this.

Jims and bruce' Story are really gettin' a lil' boring... I don't notice the half of what they are talking about unless it's Something funny or Jim and Harvey, my favourite husbands, are on a Scene.

But at the end Eddie and Ossy starting to Flirt again ☺️ and for real their enmity will be as gay as... Well as Oswald is. I don't really know If I Like it or Not.

Ok I lied, I Like it. But I want my Babys to be Happy again. And I really doubt they can be Happy without each Other on their Side.

So the series is good, it's gay, Jim got a lot more people in his Harem, which immediantly die. Jerome came Back and flirted with Bruce. Thanks for that. Ivy found pengy, smelled His gayness and was Like 'have to save another queer'. Hatter is gettin' from a 8/10 (because of the incest thing) slowly to a 10/10. We will have a way to it but we will See it.

So everything's alrighty 🤭

#gay #gotham #gotham jim gordon #gotham penguin #gotham riddler #gotham harem #an update #my thoughts #who thought of this? #it's a lil' unlikely for tumblr to post his thoughts #isn't it 😅 #just kiddin' #nygmobblepot #Jim gordon/Harvey Bullock #jerome/bruce #hatter gotham #my babys #🥺💞 #my poor lil' babys hurtin' each other #i hope it gets better #ossy is heartbreaken #eddie just... #don't know what to do #they gettin' hurt so much #lucius is an gay king #barbara is a queen #harvey is relatable #for real #alfred is father #he called bruce 'his boy'

[ticklishfrog]

Another thing that Alfred, Jim and Selina would definitely do is switch spots whenever they gang up on Bruce (for example, Selina moving from tickling his belly to his armpits) while Gordon and Alfred would tickle new spots altogether.

Definitely!!! If Bruce was saying something like "WAIT SELINA NO NOT THERE", I imagine she'd just say "Hm. Okay then" and switch to somewhere else, but then the spot she was tickling is immediately taken over by Gordon, and Bruce is just like "NOOOOO"

#poor guy he just can't catch a break 😂 #answered #anon #bruce wayne #selina kyle #jim gordon #alfred pennyworth #ticklish!bruce wayne #the batman #dc #headcanons

[dctrlover1969]

#poor gordon #jim gordon #batman & robin #dc comics

[pino-gray]

Bang

#jim gordon #commissioner gordon #batman #sad to see this scene but I love it #dc comics #poor jimmy #digital drawing

[batfam-imagines]

Okay are you taking Batmom requests? Cuz I have this absolutely hilarious idea.Blind Batmom gets taken into questioning cuz she "witnessed" a crime. The 2 officers are newbies not knowing she's Bruce's Wife, but Gordan and the others do. There's a line in my head that keeps playing.

Officer: Tell us what you saw!

Batmom: Fine you want to know? *takes off shades* Im blind ya asshole.

Gordan: *laughing his ass off*

“Hey, Gordon! Did ya see who the rookies have in Interrogation room 3?”

“The new kids already dragged some poor guy in?” Gordan quickly stood from his desk, following the group of officers heading to the interrogation viewing.

“Oh you’re gonna love this, Commissioner. But you might wanna call whatever lawyers GCPD has on retainer for the rookies. Her family’s gonna be pissed about this.”

Jim paused, his hand on the doorknob, “Shit.”

Inside the room the two new officers are sitting across from a smartly dressed woman who’s wearing sunglasses and a large dog that’s lying beside her.

Rookie #1, obviously tired of playing nice, slams his hand on the metal table and jabs a finger at the woman, “Just tell us what you saw!”

“Listen, ma’am, we just want to know what happened last night. You are the only witness left who could have seen Batman’s identity. We have several reports that his mask was compromised during the fight. Everyone at GCPD would be grateful if you could tell us anything you saw.”

The woman lets out a harsh breath, “Fine, you want to know?” She pulls her sunglasses of, revealing acid burn scars around both eyes, “I’m blind ya assholes, I didn’t see shit.”

Gordon lets out a barking laugh, doubling over, “Get those assholes out’a there before they get the whole department shut down!”

Once he’s alone in the observation room, Gordon lets out a harsh breath, “Damn rookies. How the hell am I gonna explain this to her kids?”

#batmom imagine #batmom #batfam imagine #batfamily #batfam headcanons #jim gordon

[ghost-bxrd]

Hi! How would Talon!Dick react to Jaybin getting caught in an hour explosion and going dark? (Bro got knocked out or something and is unable to respond to Dick and Bruce's increasingly frantic calls) 🦉

Dick would go crazy. And Bruce would be left wrangling his own mounting panic and a feral Talon who’s about to go nuclear on anyone he thinks might be keeping Jason from him.

Dick would scour the entire site of the explosion for Jason regardless of fire, smoke, etc, very much ignoring Bruce’s objections (he’ll heal. Talons always heal. It may hurt, but nothing hurts worse than losing his owlet) until he finds Jason, or a clue as to his whereabouts. He wouldn’t stop. He wouldn’t rest. Not until he’s got him back.

Bruce is tagging along, just as desperate to find Jason but also very much aware that Dick wouldn’t hesitate to slit the throat of anybody stupid enough to get in his way. (Commissioner Gordon gets really damn close when he tries to bar them from entering the scene, but Bruce manages to pull the poor guy out of the way in the nick of time. Jim is understandably wary of Dick from that day forward. Dick apologizes a few days later tho)

Dick would be searching the place high and low, calling for Jason with urgent chirps and hoots that become more frantic the longer his calls go unanswered. This keeps going until the smoke damage to his trachea and lungs becomes too severe to make any sounds at all, at which point Dick would resort to whistling.

So… yeah. Not a good day for Dick. and Jason isn’t allowed out of the nest (or the manor) for several weeks. And Dick refuses to let him come even remotely close to any source of open fire. 🦉 🔥

#owl song #talon dick grayson #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batdad

[frownyalfred]

Jim Gordon chilling by the Bat Signal trying to figure out how to tell Batman to actually spend his preheat/heat with his pup at home for once without accidentally unleashing the full force of a feral Omega on himself next

There’s no good way to say it. At least, not from an alpha to a defensive omega. Poor Jim is sweating bullets talking in “hypotheticals” about how an omega he “knows” spends more time at home during the pre heat direct pointed eye contact.

#a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw #bruce wayne #batman #dc #Jim Gordon