Danny wakes up, strapped into a rollercoaster train car with a bunch of other civilians, in a dilapidated amusement park, with an insane clown laughing through the speakers.
He can see that the track is entirely broken, and that it will send them straight to the ground.
Danny knows he won't die.
Danny knows the civilians in the train car with him will.
So he slowly freezes the wheels until the car stops, a mere four feet from the edge, allowing the icy tendrils to snake down the support struts and reinforce them. His eyes are letting out a faint blue glow, his hands frosted over, and he isn't so much focusing on keeping the ice stable as he is focusing on getting it into the gears and ensuring that the train car can't be knocked off the track.
Now the civilians are feverishly whispering words of encouragement to him, to keep it up, while the local vigilante family fights the Joker.
Why, oh why, did he think that going on vacation in Gotham was a good idea?
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The boundaries of Steve and Robin's friendship quickly become all but nonexistent. They can talk to each other about anything, ask each other about anything
And Robin has questions
She's never seen a dick before, has no real intention of seeing one in the future, and finds the concept of them both mysterious and weird. But she can admit to a certain amount of academic curiosity about how they work. And then she remembers that her best friend, Steve, is A Guy™ and could surely answer at least some of her questions
Meanwhile, Steve, due to the aforementioned lack of boundaries, has all but forgotten that he never actually came out to Robin as trans. He's been merrily carrying on just assuming she already knows
These two facts collide one day at Family Video when they're both idly watching some mindless teen movie they've put on for the day while waiting for customers to show up. They reach what seems to be a very contrived skinny dipping scene, which makes Robin think, and she turns to ask Steve, "Hey, do dicks float in water?"
And Steve, without even looking away from the screen, shrugs and asks her, "How the fuck should I know?"
It takes half a minute of silence for him to realize that Robin is staring at him with no small amount of bewilderment and concern
(They later come to the agreement that they'll just have to wait and see if Steve ever gets a boyfriend, and then ask him all their dick-related queries)
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I humbly ask that when you get the chance, should u want to, please draw Dorian and Astarions wedding. If not, that’s completely okay and regardless I hope u have a good day!
ask and you shall receive <33
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Batman : someone has been stabbed in-
Red Hood : seriously Robin, AGAIN?
Robin : I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING this time.
Batman : Robin didn't do anything
Red Hood : ho. Okay. Sorry, I've heard ''stabbed'' and my brain immediately went ''stabbed, sword. Sword, robin.''
Nightwing to Red Robin : see? 'told you he was neurodivergent.
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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xl
Redhood: I got called "daddy" once too.
Nightwing: You got called "daddy" once?
Redhood: I got called "daddy" once. But was Like- (pause) Okay I was minding my business.
laughs on the back
Nightwing: Uh-huh.
Redhood: I go to this store. To buy a getorade
Red Robin: Why didn't you took the Helmet?
Redhood: wHy dIdn't yOu tOoK thE hElMeT. It was a busy day okay?
Red Robin: Wow sorry- (giggling)
Redhood: Shut up.
Redhood: So I go to the store. And I forget that I was with the helmet– And a gun. (laugh on the back). And there's Like- Radio silence. And just look around, to every fucking terrified civilian and raise my arms, right? And go– "This... Is Not a robbery"
Nightwing (slams the table, laughing):"I'm just here to buy getorade"
Redhood: "I'm. just. here. to buy getorade". And I would you think that would work, yeah?
Spoiler: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Redhood: Fucking not. They immediately get out, like almost all of them. Running. And I'm like- Okay. That happens. But there's this lady– She's with the back turned from me. Probably with headphones- And This guy before running just nudges her on the arm. Right?
Redhood: And he goes "fucking Redhood is here". And she turns around. Look at my helmet dead in the eye. FUCKING CHECKS ME OUT.
Nightwing (Slamming his hand on the table): There's no fucking way–
Redhood: And go "Oh wow hey daddy".
Red Robin: "Hey DAdDY" (cackles).
Redhood: And I just- Getorade in hand.
Spoiler: Just wanting to buy some groceries.
Redhood: Just wanting to buy some groceries. I just look at her– And go "you have a lot o problems".
Signal: You think?
Nightwing: *Ugly laugh*
Redhood: And she just sights. And go "I know."
Red Robin: At leas she-
Spoiler: At leas she was self aware!
Redhood: Yeah.
Spoiler: Did you bought the getorade?
Redhood: I bought the getorade. At least.
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I'm with yall that what watcher is doing is stupid and a bad business decision, but saying "eat the rich" when it comes to them? like??? "eat the rich" means billionaires who exploit the lower class to become billionaires. It does not mean a few people making youtube videos and earning enough money to live in L.A
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