#TO HIS FACE

[5ummit]

Hey how'd the Commies snag an invite?

#bucky barnes #hank pym #winter soldier #masked!bucky #marvel #marveledit #what if #what if spoilers #my edit #tusershay #tusermerc #usertammy #usersameera #useraurore #userashe #mcufam #I can't believe hank basically called the winter soldier a fart #TO HIS FACE #I'm still laughing about this

[feelingtheaster99]

I said something similar to these on someone else’s posts but omg POOR Gorgug during The Bad Kids and The Rat Grinders’ square up. Like they are SHOWERING Mary Ann with praise and he’s RIGHT THERE

#like someone should give him some REASSURANCE #I think he’s feeling bad #like inadequate #Literally everyone else in his party is saying nice things about her #TO HIS FACE #can someone people understand his feelings as the part’s barbarian #bullying is wrong #but Fabian is right #let him COOK #especially if he’s been dealing with her being praised nonstop on the owl ears #the owlbears #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dawn of justice #dawn of justice spoilers #fhjy ep 14 #mary ann skuttle #gorgug thistlespring #zac oyama #the bad kids #the rat grinders #live reaction

[chaoswarfare]

writing prompt, v4!

danny and dani have always come up with dumb nicknames for their more problematic rogues. Vlad hasn’t been called anything other than ‘Fruit Loop’ by them for years now.

so it’s really only to his own surprise that Lex Luthor starts getting referred to as ‘Egg’ by two teenagers. now if only it didn’t catch on with everyone else.

#dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #dani phantom #dani fenton #crossover #writing prompt #writing #dc universe #lex luthor #shenanigans probably #i want to see people make fun of lex #to his face #egg #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #dp x dc crossover

[ilovedthestars]

i'm only about 3/4 through the neon court on my reread, and i apparently didn't write anything down in all of the midnight mayor, so this is by no means a complete list, but please enjoy:

Some Ways People Have Described Matthew Swift

“He’s a sorcerer. […] Doesn’t stop him from looking like a starving pigeon, does it?” (Vera, MoA 320)

“You look like a piece of rotting road kill.” (Blackjack, MoA 357)

“This is a new one. […] Me talking to a bloody mystic power no less, disguised as a guy with a face like a soggy sandbag” (Blackjack, MoA 360)

“You’re not that guy who keeps on getting beaten up by inexplicable mystical darkness, are you?” (Dr. Seah, TNC 131)

“You’ve done well, Matthew. While resembling a chewed-up rodent you’ve still managed to make them afraid.” (Bakker’s ghost, TNC 307)

“Bloody hell are you all right I mean obviously you’re not all right you look like a fucking bulldozer has been using you for practice and getting it wrong but I guess what I’m asking is, are you bleeding internally?” (Penny, TNC 408)

*page numbers are from my trade paperback copies, which are roughly 500 pages long

(In his defense, some of these take place immediately after Matthew has been beaten up by inexplicable mystic darkness. However, considering that he spends approximately 50% of his time in that state, i think those are still representative)

#stars has thoughts #matthew swift #when i say he is the embodiment of the 'sad wet paper bag of a man' vibes that tumblr often gets attached to #i am not exaggerating #people describe him like that ALL THE TIME #TO HIS FACE #don't get me wrong he's a three-dimensional and nuanced character #it's just also a running joke how he's incredibly magically powerful and also looks like the cat dragged him in #and it's hilarious #madness of angels spoilers #the neon court spoilers #(only if you know what you're looking for)

[the-meghan-m]

The thing to remember about CSM is that he kinda sucks at his job

#kinda funny that the series’ primary antagonist is a mediocre white man #watching blessing way and paper clip and his colleagues are sitting around and talking about how much he sucks #to his face #it’s gloriously pathetic #the x files #x files #mulder #msr #fox mulder #scully #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #txf s3 #meghan rewatches x files

[sketchy-panda]

i am cody fry’s self-proclaimed biggest fan

his music is inspiring, so here is art of one of my favs

#i told him i was his biggest fan last week #to his face #possibly the coolest thing that has ever happened to me #digital art #cody fry #Spotify

[statementlou]

I really dont get the rampant tellings/posting about why people shouldnt be calling Louis "daddy" because he finds it weird but didn't he also said the "choking" during the barriccade is also weird yet here we are (or some of us) still saying/validating that Louis has a choking kink. The double standards of how we perceive Louis is here is quiet... shitty tbh 🙄

Listen, the idea that Louis having a choking kink in his personal life (not saying he does but to go with the topic) would have the slightest relevance at all to fans pawing at his neck is weird and disgusting; that's like saying that because he likes having his dick touched in private it's fine to grab his dick, it's willful stupidity in order to rationalize treating someone like an object. It has literally no relevance to barricade because that is NOT a sexual situation. Making non sexual situations sexual without consent is gross and not okay, and it bothers me to see young women- the group most often the victims of sexual misconduct- discussing Louis in a way that I doubt they would want to be discussed. However... I personally do not think the stuff that actually happens at barricade is, for the most part, a big deal; it's hectic in the moment, hands are all over in an impersonal general way and Louis clearly feels able to brush off any discomfort and enjoy the whole experience much more than he is bothered by any weird behavior. I've spent a lot of time in writhing masses of people at music events and its fun and exciting and feels very different than watching slowed down video of it- you don't register the fine details unless someone gets really out of line, it's just a big communal blur. But the way people talk about it and assign (sexual) meaning to him not freaking out about the details, THAT is distressing to me. I don't personally enjoy seeing it. That said, it's fandom. People gonna be calling everyone daddy, from the babygirlest twinks to grizzled old men celebrating their 50th wedding anniversaries, they're gonna make everything about sex, I may not personally like to see it or choose to get involved in it but I'm not gonna go around trying to get people to stop. As with most fandom things, people really need to learn to simply unfollow people who say things that squick them instead of trying to edit other peoples' blogs. Do I wish people would not say SO MANY different things that they do in places where the guys can perceive them OMG YES fandom is so fucking cringe, but... what can you do.

(that said if I could singlehandedly make people stop saying CHOKING in place of TOUCHING HIS THROAT I would do it right this minute it really annoys me like if people were actually CHOKING him that would be VERY SERIOUS AND DIFFERENT)

#blah blah blah #anyway I imagine louis would rather be laughing off being called daddy than being called a tiny widdle baby #to his face #I'm sure he's very happy he's managed to shift that trend and will take the daddy stuff on balance

[cannabiscasgate]

if you’ve forgotten, happy anniversary again destiel

#it’s the fifth #happy anniversary again boys #destiel #the confession #despair #november the fifth #deancas #they didn’t have to do this but they did and now we are here #HE SAID I LOVE YOU #TO HIS FACE #AND THEN DIED

[obsidian-art04]

My fallout ocs! Mirah (fo3/fnv) and Juno! (Fo4)

They bring joy

- Eden/Ray 🍇

Okay some original designs!

And! Them info:

Mirah (she/they): Both the Lone Wanderer and Courier. Went from a very polite and kind vault dweller to a hardened machete welding post apocalyptic mailman. Left the brotherhood as the broken steel dlc started, was very bitter about it, possibly returned to the area around fo4

Juno (they/them): When from a mother and pre-war history teacher (supposedly), to a non binary sniper who has a strong hatred for the giant irritated bugs and most super mutants. Possibly a Snyth without knowing, but doesn't care enough to learn the truth in that regard.

What says gender discovery like nuclear fallout?/hj

#levys art #levy draws #levys oc #oc #my art #fallout oc #fallout ocs #them <3 #mirah yells at maxson when they meet again #i think its deserved #calls him a greedly little bitch #to his face #maybe gut punches him #havent decided

[visualsine]

how do i reconnect with a dude ive had a crush on for 4 years.

#and like a fucking tsundere crush #stupid bullshit #like fuck #like saying ‘youre soo unattractive idk how you have girls after you’ #to his face #and then not being able to look at him for more than 30 seconds #he is cute ill say that #not ever to him but #yeah #he posts like a dickhead though #like a total douche. #instagram guy. dumb idiot

[seraphdreams]

omg … do bonten …. not get ANY bitches???? if takemichi had balls he’d send a wedding invite to bonten headquarters and it’s a close up of his face that says no bitches??? -bestie anon #bonten get no bitches!!! #except us #hehehehehe <3

speaking of that whole ordeal, HOW DOES TAKEMICHI HAVE BITCHES?????? THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE???????

#i’m sorry but it was so funny how sanzu just tells takemichi that he smells like shit and is slimy looking #TO HIS FACE #he’s so funny i love haru #seraph.replies! #bestie anon!

[nwmo]

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

#LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE....... #marine biology #biology #science news #science #sharks

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[petricorah]

why wear a huge ass overcoat when you can just hold your crush's hand? [ids in alt]

kinda wanna make the last panel a standee lol

#zukka #zukka fanart #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender fanart #atla #atla fanart #avatar #avatar fanart #sokka #zuko #zuko fanart #sokka fanart #if i made a standee would you like it as them holding hands and smiling with both their faces visible or the actual image of zuko covering #his face #<<<delusions from the person who has yet to post their shop of what they already have made

[hemaris]

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

#i'm sooo stressed out (accidentally did good at a job interview & have to make life choices now) but ohhh his sweet little face... #ollie

[nooling]

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #karlach #bg3 #Karlach 'I could kiss his pointy little face' cliffgate #karlach cliffgate #karlach bg3 #bg3 fanart #my art #I discovered CSP is a lot better than PS for animating #consistent artsyle? I don't know her #I just like their vibes #they seem like they'd be there for each other #maybe karlach just wanted someone to talk at her about absolute nonsense while she processes her own mortality bc that girl needs some help #I JUST REALLY LIKE THESE TWO