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igotanidea · 4 months

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A men's talk : Jason Todd x reader

Christmas bingo day 24 : christmas market

A/N: I'm sorry for all the spellings that might be there! The preparations are crazy today and I;m in a hurry! Nonetheless enjoy the story and MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

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Y/N was a master planer.

Every year, before Christmas she has prepared a list of things to do and connected them to day on which should be done.

Any every year it worked perfectly, everything was ready right on time before anyone loosing their minds during preparations. Until now.

And before I tell you what exactly happened on that particular year, please bare in mind that her boyfriend Jason was way more spontaneous than her and making "to-do" list was definitely not his style.

Now, on that year - Y/N fell sick.

And while she was being busy choking on her lungs and sneezing her brains out Jason was left to follow the detailed instructions of what and when to do. How hard could it have been to just read with understading and fulfil the steps?

Well-

In Jason's head it was an aberration. She couldn't truly have expected him to do the shopping and clean the aparrment while she was fighting for her life right? It was his duty, as a good boyfriend, to put her well-being above christmas preparations. Therefore, instead of checking the boxes he spent his time by her bedside, holding her hand and stroking her head whenever his vigilante duties allowed him to. Y/N's perfectly prepared list long forgoten as he was holding her close and checking her temperature making sure she was ok.

"Did you buy the presents?" she asked softly a few days before the christmas eve, nuzzling into his arms, feeling safe and taken care of.

"Mhm. Yes, yes, absolutely." obviously he didn;t but there was still hell lot of time and Jason was busy with much more important things in the form of loving his girlfriend.

'What about the christmas tree?" she snuggled closer to him, enjoying the warmth and smoothness of his bare chest, cause even despite the fever she was freezing.

"Obviously baby." he kissed her forehead. In any other circumstances he would be worried about catching the cold from her, but apparently Lazarus Pit gave him some extra immunity and he was taking full advantage of it "don't worry about a thing, I got it all handled. Now rest princess, I'm here. Everything is fine." her hair was silky under his fingers, her body fitting his perfectly - he just couldn't leave the love of his life alone, could he?

The panic started on the day of the christmas eve when he figured that pretty much nothing was done in the apartment. A few emergency calls got him a quite decent christmas tree and some decorations alongside with the basic dishes.

But.

One thing he could not get - and which was an absolute must for Y/N was fish. This was the only dish she was dead set on having on the christmas table.

And it was a problem that forced Jason to leave her and rush to the miraculously-still-open christmas market in hope of acquiring something.

And if you ever watched any movie about the last-minute holiday preparations you probably know all the comedic gags and funny situations portayed there.

Haha... haha... hilarious.

When you see it on TV and not take part in the great fighting for fish with Jason Todd.

Poor guy.

He emerged from the shop with his hair slighly ruffled and his coat askew, pretty sure he lost a few buttons and at least a bif of dignity. But it was all for Y/N and the though made it teeny tiny bit easier to swallow the humiliation. nonetheless he was starting to understand the point of her list, not that he was going to admit it to her out loud.

Nonetheless, he was a champion and was already imagining his girlrfriend's sparkling eyes and happy smile after seving her the perfectly prepared and seasoned fish. Those thoughts consumed him to such extend he was barely paying attention to the surroudning and didn;t notice the unwanted someone following him all the way from the shop to the apartment.

Flexible and sly little fella sneaked behind him into the stairwell and went up the stairs completely unnoticed, hiding in the shadow. He also used the few spare seconds between opening and closing the door to the apartment to penetrate inside the warmth he has been deprived of for so long.

"Y/N! Baby I'm home!" Jason called from the hallway taking off his shoes and coat, completly unaware of the tail he brough home "I'm gonna start cooking now, I got your favourite dish and - fuck!"

"Meow!"

The unexpected visitor seemed to be outraged that his meal was interrupted. The fish was delicious, fresh and even if the cat had to tear off the foil in which it was wrapped, the claws and little sharp teeth was perfect for this task.

"you little -!" Jason hissed grabbing the cat from the floor by his back getting ready to kick him out the door.

"Meow!!" the poor animal cried out desperately over and over again risking dragging y/n out of bed, dragged by the noise.

"shut up!"

"Meow!"

"just shut the-" Jason stopped int he middle of the sentence for the first time truly looking at the being that invaded his space. He took in cat's emaciation - it was pretty much skin and bones. He noticed the dull, dirty fur and the sheer desperation and sadness in those little eyes that were focusing on Jason, showing a mix of readiness to be kicked out and silent begging to be kept even if just for a moment.

"Meow...." this time the sound coming from the tiny shaggy animal was far more pleading and humble. "meow...." the resignation reverberating from every tone broke Jason;s heart at the spot.

"shhh...." he loosened the grip on the cat and started caressing its fur. "shhh kitty. I won't hurt you. it's okay. You're safe here."

The cat acted caucious for a second. After all this man was shouting at him just a minute ago and now was rubbing its tiny body in all the right places and it was so nice and something the cat didn;t get to experience in a long long time while living on the streets and -

That Jason guy couldn't really be this bad, the cat finally decided allowing himself to enjoy the little bit of caressing and purring softly.

The truth was that this unexpected guest reminded Jason of his own time as a shabby kid forced to fend for himself on the street and searching for scraps of food in the dumpsters and other places. Those memories in comparision of what he had now almost made him tear up and holding the cat was the only way to keep his cool. At this point he was sure he'll keep that fella.

There was just one problem -

"Now kitty I wonder how Y/N will react seeing what yo did with her favourite fish...."

"What is going on here? What's all that noice?" the girl finally showed in the corridor and her eyes grew wide at the scene.

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Jason was torn between fury at the fact that she had willingly given up the fish he had fought so hard for her, and happiness because he had never seen Y/N smiling wider then when she put the cat on her lap and was running fingers through its fur.

And then it hit him.

She was smiling at the cat.

She was rubbing and caressing the cat.

How does that song go?

Jealousy, Jealousy?

A men's talk was going to take place in this household. Soon.

#jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #jason todd x you #red hood x you #jason todd x y/n #red hood x y/n #jason todd fluff #red hood fluff #christmas bingo

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kinq-sleazee · 1 year

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MDNI 18+| Anal— fingering , rimming, fucking 😃

♔♕♚♛

We don’t talk about Mahito enough and I don’t like det.

Mahito is obsessed with your body. His whole bit is matter manipulation so he loves when things change shape. But what’s so fascinating about you, is that he doesn’t need to use his powers to touch your soul. All he needs is his tongue, fingers, and cock to have your holes submitting to his will. And his favorite hole to wreck is that cute little asshole.

Mahito is all cute sighs and silly giggles with his tongue in your ass. Patchwork hands spread and knead your doughy cheeks while his tongue dips past your puckered rim. He watches, cross eyed, the way your cute little button flutters around his pink muscle. It’s absolutely adorable, especially when he pulls away and it gives him a little wink !

“aren’t you just a cutie pie! i could just eat you up!” He coos softly, in contrast to the harsh drop of his palm on your bottom.

Mahito has no sense of decorum or the capacity to be embarrassed. He will sloppily make up with your little hole for hours . Flat tongue rolling over the rim and play at the sensitive spot below your pussy to collect the slick that pools there. He loves the taste of your cunt but he leaves the poor girl pretty much neglected when he’s fixated on your back door.

Prep is always exciting because he gets to see your teeny tiny opening start to transform around his fingers. It’s always a struggle to slip that first digit in. “Putting up a fight”, is what he calls it and he’ll definitely tease you for it”.

“haha, sweetie— stop being silly ! don’t you want me to play in your bum bum ?”

It’s humiliating the way he speaks to you. The immature verbiage. He doesn’t care how embarrassing it is. It’s fun.

“hito- please~~”

“hito please—” he mocks, “please what ? fuck you ? i can’t do that if you don’t let me in, silly girl !”

And it’s the syrupy condescending tone that has you whimpering into the pillows and wiggling your ass for him to continue.

“that’s it, pretty baby. gonna make you feel so good. you want that , yeah ? i know you do, sweetie”.

Mahito makes good on his promises too. Plunging down to the third knuckles and massaging your walls until they start too give. Then he adds another. Still fucking into you slowing but now scissoring his fingers ever so often.

Before he adds a third , he’ll pull out to admire the baby gaps and let spit fall into your wanting hole. A couple sweet kisses to his WIP then he’s bullying three fingers deep inside.

Mahito isn’t stingy with the pleasure he gives you. You can cum as many times as you want, he encourages even ! The only rule is that you can’t touch that sweet little pussy. See, Mahito is easily distracted and if he sees you fumbling with your sticky clit then he’ll probably deviate from his current course ! That won’t do, so whatever pleasure you get comes from the anal assault of his thick fingers in preparation for his even thicker cock.

And finally when you’re all boneless and malleable and your slutty hole is gaping cutely , Mahito will spit on the head of his cock and slowly work it in. He’s so pretty in this moment too. Blue hair cascading over his shoulders with a dopey smile on his face. When he catches you looking over your shoulder at him he’ll shoot a flirty wink making you even more flustered.

“Ngh~~ babe— stop being so cute ! you’ll make me cum before I’ve had the chance to fuck you properly”.

With a pout he’ll push your head back into the pillows and drill your asshole until you’re both dumb from overstimulation.

If you’re lucky he’ll still be giddy enough to let you fuck him in the ass too 🤞🏾

#♛♚|the king speaks #mahito #jjk mahito #mahito x reader #mahito x black reader #jjk x poc!reader #jjk x black reader #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk mahito smut #mahito jjk

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sidsthekid · 4 months

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15 people 15 questions

thanks for the tag bud @crosbyism!!

1. are you named after anyone?

yeah but i don't like it. the plan is to change it someday, but there's some things i gotta improve about myself before i can...

2. when was the last time you cried?

a few days ago. i got 2am sad about things i thought i'd gotten over.

3. do you have kids?

no but every now and then the baby fever comes a-knockin...so maybe in the future

4. what sports do you play/ have you played?

sports were life for me!! i did soccer, horseback riding, swimming, volleyball, tennis. i also started to snowboard recently! but if life had worked out the way i wished it did, i would've stuck to horseback and joined a college team. i've loved horses since forever and the comfort they bring is something else.

5. do you use sarcasm?

penis

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

eyes and the way people talk, i.e. the sound of their voice & accent, maybe habits that they have in terms of how often they use a word (uh, like, etc.). but on the other hand, eyes!! very hard for me to resist the pull of a pretty pair.

7. what’s your eye colour?

brown! i used to feel meh about the color but i like them a lot more, now.

8. scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings. i saw the babadook once and that shit fucked me up real bad for a long time. i still can't really look into the darkness for too long or i start seeing things.

9. any talents?

music! i take to instruments very quickly and have what you might call perfect pitch (ew). same goes for my athleticism. my hand-eye coordination has always been pretty good and it makes it easy for me to jump back into things even if i've been inactive for some time.

except golf. i've always been ass at golf.

10. where were you born?

i was born in a place that i'll probably never see again! some teeny tiny suburb.

11. what are your hobbies?

i like to collect enamel pins! every where i travel i try to up a few. i also love doing pottery on the wheel, making pots and bowls. making lil animals to sit on my shelves.

i also love to ice skate and listen to music. and finally, i obviously very much enjoy reading fic and chit chatting about it with my buddies on here.

12. do you have any pets?

no but i fostered a cat once. he was my lil nutty angel.

13. how tall are you?

5 FOOT THREE.

14. favourite subject in school?

political theory. my favorite professor in the whole wide world completely redefined what it meant to study the topic and when i think about him and the classmates i had and the conversations and experiences we bonded over for too long, i definitely cry about it haha. man. i miss it.

i also really enjoyed studying american politics, specifically the history of conspiracy. i remember having to read 'the paranoid style in american politics' by richard hofstadter for a class and it was both parts fascinating and terrifying.

15. dream job?

i don't really have one anymore because i think i already got it. but obviously, things can change and knowing me, they definitely will.

tagging the below!! no pressure to do at all of course. it's all in good fun! :):)

@yippayappa@puckingembarrassing @capsvsducks @plethoriall @ellen-shame @robindrake13 @tangerwolls @georgievs @blackholesun @kylesdubas @cascara-soda @ceanspam @phdmama @dragooncroft @annieqattheperipheral

#ta da!!#happy friday i hope we get turnt to the sky like pumpkin pie this weekend

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depravity-n-savagery · 1 year

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Vampire!Dad!Eddie Munson Blurb 🦇

Eddie Munson x (fem)Reader ♡ 100% fluff

♡ A/N: You're only mentioned in the blurb. It's pretty much just Eddie being adorble with the baby.

"Heyy there, little vampire." Eddie cooed at the mass of tousled chestnut curls, peeking his head out from under a pile of fluffy blankets and pillows. The child yawned, opening his mouth so wide it almost took up his entire face - showing off two sharp little baby teeth. The kid was still mortal, due to Eddie knocking you up before the shenanigans in the Upside Down. Before he technically 'died', only to be brought back as a bloodsucking creature of the night.

The small child, only two years old, opened his eyes with heavy lids. Still fighting off the strength of a good afternoon nap. One by one, his brown eyes met the identical ones of his father. Well, only identical currently because he was fully fed. When he's thirsty, the familiar chocolate brown becomes tinted with hues of crimson. He never wanted his son (or you for that matter) to see him that way. Eddie was careful to never be around the little one when he needed to feed. If anything ever went wrong-

A pinch on Eddie's hand drew his attention back to the child, watching with amusement as he lifted Eddie's hand toward his mouth and chomped down on the skin between his thumb and index finger. "Ouch!" Eddie played up the pain in his expression, even though the bite didn't really hurt him. "Easy there. With fangs comes responsibility."

"Boo-boo?" The child pouted, pointing to the teeny tiny indents his teeth made in Eddie's hand. Bottom lip trembling as if he might start the water works.

"No no, don't worry. No boo-boos. See?" A vibrant smile lit up Eddie's face, calming whatever little guilt he might've unintentionally caused. Crisis averted. Instead of wailing and waking you out of your sleep in the other bedroom, he took interest in the designs on Eddie's shirtless body. Eyes curiously studying every inky image and the scars that permanently marred his skin. An unfortunate reminder of his transformation that even vampirism couldn't get rid of.

"Where are you goin'?"

He was on a mission now, totally fixated on a particular part of Eddie's abdomen. Pulling himself along across the bed they were occupying until he was crawling right into Eddie's empty lap. "Boo-boo?" This time he placed a tiny palm on one of the scars. An angry-looking jagged one that started on his side where the flesh was ripped out, then spread out across his abdomen like bolts of lightening.

"Yeah..." Eddie's voice was soft. "...but it's an old boo-boo. It doesn't hurt anymore."

Following a cure you often handed out for every bump and scrape you witnessed, the child pecked a gentle and drooly kiss on the scar. "Bettah now!" The cure was sealed with a little squeeze as tiny arms tried to wrap themselves around Eddie's body.

Bigger, stronger arms closed in around the child. Snuggling him close enough to revel in that precious sweet new-baby smell. Though he was careful enough to mind his supernatural strength. He didn't want to crush the kid. "Maybe you'll be a nurse someday, like mommy. Then you can help lots of people with their boo-boos. And sneak daddy some of the good stuff." He smirked, reminding himself to have a little 'breakfast' soon. The mini-fridge usually filled with bloodbags was going to need a restock. "Speaking of mommy. Come on, little vampire. Lets go make her some pancakes before she wakes up."

♡ A/N: Completely self-indulgent so I don't even care if it sucks. 🤣 My kid lost his two front baby teeth, leaving just the canines on top so I called him 'little vampire' and BOOM. Blurb idea popped into my head, haha! 💞

Masterlist, Ao3 ☆

#stranger things #eddie munson #dad!eddie munson #vampire!eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson blurb

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vargaslovinghours · 2 years

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Half a dozen in one (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5)

Oh no the Apotheosis is back and it wants to play, that’s never a good thing

Scriabin is not into it

I wanted to draw King Scriabin but I goofed up the crown so bad lol, at least his face is cute ✨

Pokemon Vargases! From that time that I forgot how to draw their Pokemon versions lol. You have to approach Espeon!Edgar gently, he’s easily spooked

Sylveon!Scriabin is such an attention hog, poor Edgar haha

*puts my feelers around you condescendingly*

Sleeping on each other, always ♥ Even sleeping, they’re still intertwined lightly, Edgar’s hand on Scriabin’s shoulder and Scriabin’s on Edgar’s arm ♪

I had an idea about Scriabin “reading” Edgar’s mind by guessing how he feels about something, but I unfortunately forgot the specifics just as I was writing it down, so frustrating

I do remember that it was something a lot closer to how Scriabin felt about that thing and he was describing how he felt, not just Edgar, but he realized too late

Made him feel isolated :(

Apology hugs 💕

Who wrote this eviction notice, this is a cave?? I just think they turned out really cute here haha ♪

Stop being naked >:0

Don’t wanna get used to it >:(

After all the Father and Daddy puns, I had to lol. Lady!Edgar with her hair down is just so prettyyyyyy

Two mops, makin’ out

For whatever reason, I started a teeny tiny little ScriAnimal series - first up is Scriabat with hand-wings because lol

I was watching a video of someone with their bird who was munching on the inside of their glasses stem haha

Scriabird is here to scream and knock things off the counters

And cutely chew on things

We are stopping this sketchdump for a Jake appreciation minute ♥ Thank you for appreciating Jake, now back to our regularly scheduled programming

A quick and silly digital doodle - waxing via tape is not recommended

Got the urge to draw dragons again, Scriabin needs to settle and Edgar is in protecc mode. His hugs are even harder to escape than normal!

The original sketch for sleepy Edgar - I couldn’t decide whether to use “World’s #1 Dad” or “World’s Best Dad”, so I just used both for the final version lol. Did Todd give it to him? Did Scriabin? Did they both get him nearly-matching mugs??

One of the early drafts for the ‘17 redraw; this was actually all drawn on one layer (on purpose! lol), which was a really fun experiment with some brushes I rarely use. I liked the angle of Edgar’s face too, he looks so smug haha ♪

Tiny Edgar doodle for a quick reference, he’s so cute ♥

I wasn’t kidding when I said it took a while to get Alone Together right, I was this close to giving up and just doing it the easy way several times before finally getting the trick down - I’m glad I didn’t but sheesh!

I started a pretty long mini idea that I managed to get like 90% of the way through before deciding I didn’t like it lol, but there were still some really fun poses and expressions

“What is it?” Light concern Edgar ♥

Probably the most complex panel of the set, as much as I like the leg poses I’m also frustrated by them lol - didn’t help that my page smudged >:P

A little bit of expression practice, the cute thing is Scriabin

I heard it, we all heard it, everybody saw!

Couple’a Scriabins to practice hair differences. I’ve gotten used to making him simultaneously fluffy and sleek like on the left, but I really love a True Floof look too, with many more starts and stops, it’s really fun ♪

Uppies!

Oscillates between “Why” and “You can’t tell me what to do”

Brain baby Weirdly enough, this was actually inspired by a skin-horror idea I had but decided was a little too body-horror-y and so I repurposed it lol

Some goofy matryoshka dolls haha. They remind me of Near’s finger puppets from Death Note somehow hmm

More hair differences, using opposing methods of line directionality while shading and texturing Scriabin’s hair. Pushing up from under gives this really nice line weight; it’s harder to do consistently because I keep wanting to sweep down, but when it works, the shadows fall exactly where they should and it’s lovely ✨ And like I said, pulling down is a lot easier, and because of that I can get these really uniform lines - I prefer the tapered effect, but pulling definitely has its uses and-

Hey wait a minute-

Golden floof ✨ This is actually really hard to see IRL lol

Edgar Warmup to see if my tablet was working properly, didn’t have time to pull up refs so from memory it is!

And that’s February through May again! Lots of silly little things, and a surprising number of scrapped larger ideas hmmm

#💟#Doodles #Sketchdump #Art #Edgar #Scriabin #Jake #A short and sweet one this time around #Also wow Nny didn't get any placement this time around - I guess he did show up a big more frequently in normal sets lol #Kind of anyway #Got a few of the classics running around - Apotheosized!Edgar - Lady!Edgar - Snake Charmer #Mostly all regular Vargas stuff tho ♪#And no blood! Wow!#That I Definitely got out of my system in the meantime lol #I think the only ones I didn't talk about as much as I wanted to were the Scriabirds - I actually love drawing birds I just don't very much #They're simultaneously so sleek and fluffy and poofy and goofy! Love birds!#And Scriabin's coat was really fun to draw over wings haha ♪#I really should draw the Vargeons again - ironically the birds turned out way more how they're supposed look lol #I still have a few more longer ideas that I'd like to finish up that didn't quite make the cut for May #I started them in May but it's looking increasingly like they'll be a June+ thing lol #Guess it's yet to be seen on whether or not they'll make the next sketchdump! Since I've jinxed it every time so far haha ♪

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jalapenokpoppers · 2 years

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Can you do stray kids reaction when their idol s/o wants to loose weight for a comeback (not mandatory by their company but still wants to,) and is working out and going on a strict diet.

Stray kids reactions to you going on a diet.

Fluffy, teeny tiny bit of angst.

warnings: implied meal skipping. One swear word haha.

A/N so sorry this took so long 😭😭 my birthday was this week, and me and my mom did a lot of stuff.

Chan

•Tells you you’re perfect, but will support you if you want to lose weight.

•Always makes sure you’re not skipping meals though.

•Will make you supplement shakes, and bring you diet friendly foods when you’re working.

•Gym buddddyyyyy.

•Loves to take you to the gym, because (I believe I said this in another reaction.) he loves showing you off.

•Is just like.

•”Look at my amazing partner who likes to go to the gym with me. 😊😊😊”

•Makes sure you only reach your goal weight, and nothing lower.

•He just wants to make sure you’re not losing too much.

Lee Know

•Confused boy.

•”Why would you want to lose weight when you’re perfect right now?”

•Starts complimenting you all the time.

•Tries so hard not to get you to go on a diet.

•Eventually, after tons and tons of insisting, he’ll be like,

•”Fine. But I won’t like it.”

•Always trying to get you to eat stuff, to break your diet.💀

•”Do you want some of my chocolate, jagi.🥺”

•Yeah, he’s super unhelpful.

•Good luck.

Changbin

•Doesn’t like the idea at all.

•Might not say anything, but subtly discourages it.

•Says things like,

•”Are you sure you don’t want more to eat?”

•Or if he’s ordering food he’ll always make sure to order you some too.

•If you even dare to start skipping meals, and he finds out, he’s never leaving you alone.

•Scolds you so much.

•You’re never leaving his sight again, and he’s making sure you get all the food you need.

Hyunjin

•Also kind of like,

•”Why though?”

•Isn’t really one way or the other on it.

•Like, of course he’s making sure you’re still getting enough food, but like, if you wanted to lose some weight, he’s not going to stop you.

•He seems like the type of boyfriend who would literally just be like,

•😐

•If you asked him how you look in something.

•He’s like,

•”Does it matter? If you like it, and it’s comfortable, then buy it.”

•He believes that, how you feel about your body is more important then how he, or anyone else, feels about it.

Han

•Aww he’s super supportive.

•”I think you look perfect already, but if you want help, then just talk to me.”

•Also likes taking you to the gym.

•If you start to get discouraged he’s absolutely not having that.

•He’ll start celebrating even if you only lost a little.

•Kisses your tummy. 🥺

•”You’re almost there. When you reach your goal, I want to buy you a cute new outfit.”

•Stands by that promise, and probably ends up buying you multiple outfits.

Felix

•Another one who doesn’t like it, and keeps trying to break your diet. 💀

•”But babe, you have to try this new brownie recipe I tried. 🥺”

•If you tell him to back off though, he will.

•Kind of.

•Still will try and hide your scale, or subtly get you to eat more food.

•You’re probably going to have to threaten to avoid him until you reach your goal.

•That’ll get him to leave you alone about your diet, just so he can spend time with you.

Seungmin

•Also doesn’t give a shit.

•Respectfully of course.

•Is just like.

•”Ok, whatever you want.”

•Absolutely would know if you’re skipping meals though.

•Would be quiet about it unless you do it excessively.

•Then he would sit you down, and ask if you want to talk about it.

•Tries his best from then on to make sure you eat.

•Secretly watches your fancam cause he thinks you look really good.

Jeongin

•Another supportive baby.

•But is kind of annoying about it sometimes.

•”Are you sure you should be eating that?”

•Shut up child.

•Might want to try and diet with you.

•Gives up though.

•Loves showing you off at the gym, almost as much as Chan.

•Like.

•”Look how strong my S/O is. Aren’t they just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen.🥹”

•And you’re just like.

•”Bruh, you’re embarrassing me, I’m literally just drinking water.”

•Also watches your fancam, but watches it with you, and compliments you every five seconds.

A/N x2 Might redo my masterlist, and make like, a rules page? I dunno, we’ll see how much energy I have.

#bang chan #lee know #seo changbin #hwang hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #skz fluff #skz reactions

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eggsmuses-a · 2 years

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@quillheel cracked: “I’m not even close to kidding.” / fr0m gIad0s t0 wheatIey!

lazy moment / closed

#ﾞ ᴡ ——— ❝ Hahaha !! Haha, ha-- ❞ Wheatley's squinted optic quickly shrinks back into a pimple as he processes GLaDoS' words — she wasn't kidding ? But-- but that was profound ! Who would be diabolical enough to even suggest that ?

❝ You're not kidding ? Hang on, hang on, rewind please. That's not a joke ? Not ... not even a little bit ? ❞ The core is still like a deer in headlights; if he DOESN'T move, if he closes his optics enough to the point he can't see her, she can't see him. That was how that worked. Right. Yes. [Absolutely flawless, stunning. You've done it again, Wheatley. You're no moron, you're the most intelligent core in this facility — for sure !]

But she can definitely still see him, &. the burning gaze that Wheatley could assume was on him told as much. He twirls around, hoping that facing his backside to GLaDoS may deter her before ultimately deciding it's no use.

He glances back around, voice cracking with peeps suitable to a baby chick, ❝ ... it was a real funny joke though. Got a-- um. Got a good chuckle from me. Haha, nice one. Better write it down &. use it for a comedy skit. It- it'll win thousands, y'know ? That part where you said you'd kill me. Yeah. Real funny. ❞

Wheatley sinks back further &. further the more he speaks, wishing he knew how to shut up. How could he be such a blabbermouth !? Especially right now ! No, his thoughts had to be constantly incoherent &. run circles into one another whenever Wheatley gets nervous. He believed this was something called "self-esteem" — something most employees of Aperture lacked back before they all, y'know, died.

Horrible. Miserable. Painful deaths. Neurotoxins are not a pleasant way to go out, probably why She enjoyed them so much. He saw somewhere, on a website called Goggle (?) that certain poisonous gases constrict the airways &. cause palpitations, it feels like the skin is shrinking over the skeleton. Eyes feel like they melt from the sockets--

Yeah. Wheatley isn't sure how much of that is true considering the test subjects would be in too much pain to describe what's happening when they inhale the gases. Also, they're lethal.

❝ &. you know, I'm something of a comedian myself. I could share some tips &. tricks. We could collab. Maybe. It's up to you, after all, BUT CONSIDER IT ! If you don't crush me into a teeny tiny cube that is. If I live through this we could do stand-up together. Just keep that in mind before you try anything. Trust. You'll want to think this through. ❞

#/cannot believe wheatley offered to do a collab with glados #/aperture is healing #quillheel #( mr blue sky; please tell us why ) -- wheatley ic #main / quillheel #main / glados #( 🥚 ) -- glados #( .. ) -- thread #( v.i ) -- wheatley #/ANYWAY i love my little moron so much #/this ball. dopamine #ask to tag //#gore //#/not really but better safe than sorry

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monty-glasses-roxy · 2 years

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So I was thinking after I saw a post where the glam animatronics were toddlers in Sunny’s daycare and I came up with a jokey idea

AU where the virus that typically turns the robos into killers is actually a curse or a form of magic. One night, there’s a huge argument between all the animatronics, Bonnie and Foxy included, and its getting pretty nasty. Freddy and Sunny are trying to stop it but nothing is working so this magic/curse is like “haha you know what’d be fucking hilarious?” and turns at least one of them into a toddler. Like... a fluffy, full of blood and organs, tiny version of themselves. This development forces the others to work together to make sure whoever is toddler-ified is cared for long enough for the spell/curse to break.

Now in a situation where only one is turned into a toddler, I feel like it’d be like...

If Freddy becomes the toddler, Chica mother birds him so fucking hard, and yet, Freddy would gravitate more towards Bonnie and Foxy. This is fine, since Foxy is totally okay with helping Chica and Bonnie would begrudgingly help out but it leaves Roxy and Monty thinking they’re saved. Oh hey wrong they are. Bonnie, Chica and Foxy are still the most popular for kids parties and of course, as much as Sunny would love to have him in the daycare all day, a child shaped bear probably wouldn’t go down well with the parents. Freddy starts crying over literally anything and they both panic. They’re the day time babysitters pretty much and they’re not the best at it. On the upside, out of all the toddler options, Freddy is the easiest to care for by a long shot. When he turns back, he comes back asleep on top of someone so he gets to wake up to that confusion. Foxy insists on calling him ‘Baby Bear’ and it is the only thing Freddy will stomp his foot and pout over. Bonnie pulls a lollipop out of his ear and Freddy spends as long as possible until he’s caught trying to put it back in his ear to see if he can pull it out himself. Everyone but Foxy calls him the little Superstar too.

If Bonnie becomes the toddler, literally no one knows what to do. Oh my god why is he so small?! Chica again, motherbirds the hell out of this teeny bunny and Monty is terrified to touch him in case he breaks. Foxy and Roxy just kinda swap a look, not knowing how to feel about this at all while Freddy starts helping Chica with her motherbirding. After a little while of being coddled to death by both Freddy and Chica, he starts to get clever and is frequently vanishing into thin air. Freddy and Chica running around in a panic whilst Bonnie just shows up in the daycare with Sunny, trying his best to play golf with Monty, watching Roxy work on racecars or playing with Foxy in Kids Cove. He fears nothing. He listens to no one. They have tried everything to get him to be more careful but they’ve yet to find anything that works. Monty duck taped him to the wall once and Bonnie just wouldn’t stop giggling the entire time, even as Freddy and Chica lectured him for it. Roxy 100% has this filmed.

If Chica became the toddler, she’s just as much of an escape artist as Bonnie is. She gravitates towards Monty and no one really knows why until she starts saying stuff about how he must eat a lot like a big dinosaur. Safe to say, he has no idea what he’s doing. Sunny steps in here more often than not. She adores both of them, with Sunny gradually getting Monty to chill and stop worrying about breaking her by accident. He’s still salty over the argument but the more Chica escapes to raid the kitchen, the more he puts his grievances with everyone aside in order to find her again and it just sorta mellows out until he can talk his differences over with everyone. Freddy and Bonnie think she’s adorable and Freddy becomes the cool uncle that has an endless supply of sweets for her everyday. Roxy just... can’t understand how she’s so fluffy. Just... how? She is also scared of hurting or scaring her but Chica has zero fear for the big fluffy doggo. The only time Chica cries is when you tell her she’s had enough sugar for one day. She is by far, the hardest to make cry in every other instance though. Monty accidentally flung her across the room cause she grabbed his tail and she just kept laughing over it like she wasn’t holding her arm in pain.

If Foxy becomes the toddler, he adores Freddy. Foxy calls him nothing but ‘Big Bear’ and is constantly trying to impress him with his amazing pirate skills. Freddy adores him and dramatically dies to one of Foxy’s attacks at least twice per hour. He absolutely scares the living daylights out of everyone though. Roxy was supposed to be watching him once and he fell flat on his face and just... stopped moving. Like, she called out to him and he didn’t respond or get up and she honestly thought for a moment that she’d somehow killed him. That is until she lifted him up and he blew a raspberry at her before running away. He has done this sort of thing to everyone and once he’s back to normal, he never gets to live it down, ever. His dramaticness and his timing for this shit pull everyone together out of mutual fear until they talk like adults about what was wrong but its only when Roxy forgives him for being a little rat about the pretending to die thing that he turns back. Monty warms up to him pretty fast since Foxy is constantly trying to get him to pretend to be the big bad dragon that kidnapped the princess - he princess being either Chica or Freddy, whoever’s nearest - and by the end of this, he has managed to get every single animatronic in on playing pretend with him. It was the most over the top game they’d ever played but after they got into it, they all had a blast.

If Monty becomes the toddler, Bonnie just stares at this lizard for five minutes before laughing his ass off. He just looks so dumb how could he not?! He regrets this as his comment makes Monty cry and suddenly Bonnie is the designated parent. The entire time Bonnie is caring for him, Monty refuses to leave his side. Bonnie’s annoyance with everyone else just grows and grows as they try offering advice on what to do until he snaps at everyone, picks up Monty and takes him to the golf course. The biggest problem with toddler Monty is, if he sees water, he wants to be in it. The water in the golf course is a big cause for concern and the others have had to jump in after him at least twice. He is very easily hurt and Freddy is running out of plasters for him. Chica tries motherbirding him a few times but Monty just throws a tantrum until someone else calms him down. Chica is kinda offended while Roxy, Foxy and Bonnie team up to tease her over it. When Monty turns back, he awkwardly apologises for this but no one lets either of them live this down either. He once started crying when there were human staff nearby and Freddy panicked and stuck him in his chest cavity and Monty was both freaked out by this and completely in awe of it. Chica witnessed the whole thing and she struggled so hard not to laugh as Freddy scrambled to explain away the random sniffling sounds coming from his chest.

And if Roxy becomes the toddler? It takes the amount of time for Chica to go and find something for Roxy to eat for Foxy to have taught her to call him Captain Dad. He adores this ball of fluff after only five minutes and she just kinda goes with it. She’s very quick to cry though and that freaks pretty much everyone out for a while until they learn just how much upsets her. The first hour or so of the transformation is spent with the group trying to coax her out from under someone’s bed cause she got scared from being suddenly surrounded on all sides by creatures like a thousand times her size. Chica takes to calling her Captain Mini and Monty has last track of how many times she’s bitten him. This puppy will not stop biting and chewing things and is never seen without a teething toy of some sort. Freddy is getting tired of having to explain away all the bite marks but he is physically incapable of being mad at her for it. Bonnie absolutely becomes the accidental cool uncle. She runs at him and he swings her around by her feet and lets her chew his ears sometimes and its great. Monty has to watch her at some point and he just sits there staring at her. He tries getting her to golf with him but after a few holes, he catches her chewing the golf clubs or the ball and he is so very tempted to ban her from the golf course for it. When she turns back, she is surrounded by teething toys and chewed up objects and honestly? She can’t find it in her to be surprised.

If you were to have multiple turn into toddlers the most interesting combos I think would be... Roxy and Foxy, Monty and Foxy, Chica and Bonnie, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie, Roxy, Bonnie and Chica, Monty, Bonnie and Freddy. Or just all of them and Sunny and Moon are never going to let them live down everything they did in this situation.

No matter what though, Sunny and Moon are the only ones that know what to do and have to teach all of them how toddlers work. Bonus: Vanessa is fully aware of the situation and she’s the only reason they know about this curse/spell thing and how they’ve been keeping this as under the radar as possible. She does not help at all with the toddlers themselves and prefers to just watch them lose the child in the ball pit like a comedy show. She records the footage on the security camera’s and shows some of the best bits to Sunny and Moon and they just sit together bonding over this shitshow.

#five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #glamrock foxy #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #the daycare attendant #fnaf sunny #fnaf moon #fnaf vanessa #I just think it'd be funny #you can take this seriously if you want but the mental image of some of these things is so fucking funny to me #also kinda adorable??#hfsdfds I dunno its all in good fun #glamrock roxy #glamrock monty

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palettepainter · 3 years

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Ectoloader headcannons again and family stuff

They live in my heart and head rent free so have some more headcannons of them

-Ectoplasm is one of the few people that can get away with calling Higari small/short/tiny or anything along those lines and Ecto only ever uses these type of nicknames for light teasing, never in a harsh way

-Higari is grumbly in the mornings and ends up dragging the blanket out of bed with him. Ecto found this quite cute when they first started living together, his teenie boyfriend waddling around with a blanket wrapped round him. He’s learnt to leave an extra cup down by the kettle in the morning for Higari’s coffee

-Ecto tells the most corniest of jokes and puns, Higari insists that his jokes are god awful, yet he still laughs at them.

-I imagine the two to try and keep their relationship private, and when the teachers and students do find out it’s either because one of them admitted they where romantically together, or they did something like kiss infront of someone and they figured it out. Neither of them where that fussed news got out, the only reason they kept it private was to avoid the press, so as long as it was just the teachers that knew they didn’t really mind.

The students was another story - Mina was sooo nosy and kept asking Ectolasm questions about him and Higari rather then the math questions she was supposed to be answering. Jiro then had the audacity to betray him and smugly ask him questions too. Powerloader’s students (I headcannon him as the home room teacher to the support course, since he’s the only teacher we’ve seen in the design studio) where even worse, ESPECIALLY Hatsume, Powerloader was trying to be stern telling them to drop it but his face was so red for the entire day

-Before Ectoplasm and Higari officially adopted Haiya he would spend a the weekends up at UA with them, he was allowed to visit during the normal week days when their classes where finished but was given permission by Eri as well as Ecto and Higari themselves that he could stay with them in the teachers dorms during the weekend. Haiya was coming out of his shell and was making new friends at UA, improving his social skills and slowly helping him out of his shell. One day when he’s staying up at UA he and a few friends he’s made from the student dorms are all going out into town, Haiya is about ro leave with them when Higair and Ectoplasm give him some money to spend. Haiya is very apprehensive to take money that isn’t his, but they insist it’s fine. Haiya smiles and then says

“Thanks dads!“

And then all their eyes widen to the size of plates. Haiya is naturally freaking out and is blubbering every excuse in the book he can think of, Ectoplasm and Higari try to tell him it’s fine but Haiya ran off all embaressed before they could

-Ectoplasm was actually the one to accidentally teach Riley swear words. Riley didn’t go through a teething face as her teeth where already on her face in the place where lips would be, it made life a lot easier for Ectoplasm and Higari thinking they wouldn’t have to deal with the teething phase. Haha, wrong. Though Riley didn’t go through teething, she for sure was a biter. She bite anything and everything. Toys? Chewing it. Her clothing? Chewing it. Her plastic baby spoon? Chewing it. Her dad’s hands when they’re innocently cradling her? ...Chewing them.

Higari had noticed Riley’s teething assult on...pretty much anything she could get her hands on and suggested one evening to Ecto if they should get some teething toys. Ectoplasm, who was holding Riley at the time, shrugged and said he didn’t think it was a big problem, and that Riley would learn to stop- and then Riley bit down hard on Ecto’s fingers - to which Ecto, quite loudly, yelled “F*CK!”

Ecto promptly slapped a hand over his mouth as Higari’s eyes shot open...meanwhile Riley just giggled. They waited anxiously to see if Riley would repeat what Ectoplasm had said, and where relieved when she seemed far more interested in chewing on her own hand. Ectoplasm and Higari, after agreeing to never speak of the event again, thought they had gotten away with it...until three days later when Midnight was babysitting Riley for them and she innocently blurted out a sqeuaky “F*ck!”

Midnight had a loooong conversation with them after that

#MHA #Ectoloader #Haiya #Riley #MHA NG #MHA OC

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starylust · 3 years

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Pranking Bokuto ➣

✧ K O N O H A A K I N O R I ✧

genre: fluff, teeny tiny bit of angst; it’s like none at all

WORD COUNT: 1209

you and konoha had gotten back from school a couple hours ago just hanging out together. you both get bored and decided you should do something. as you both were thinking of something to do bokuto tweets out something. this leads you to your ‘amazing’ idea.

The orange rays from the sun gleamed down on you and Konoha.

You both had gotten home from school a couple of hours ago and decided to just have a chill hangout today.

You were cuddled into his side while Konoha was laying on his back. Looking over at what he was doing you sighed as you were getting a little bored.

"What's wrong baby?" Konoha said while looking over to you.

"I'm getting bored can we do something?"

"Hmm sure what did you have in mind?" he asked.

"Nothing really do you have anything in mind," you said.

Konoha turned off his phone and set it beside him as he thought of what the two of you should do.

You grabbed your phone and turned it on going onto twitter. Konoha looked at you once more and got a glance of your phone.

His eyes widened as his smile started to form thinking of a idea. This idea had sparked when he saw Bokuto's tweet on your phone.

"Angel I think I know what we can do," Konoha said smirking.

You turned your head to look at him while he was talking and saw his smirk. You didn't know if this was a good smirk or a bad one.

"Then let's hear this idea of yours."

Konoha smiled brightly thinking about how you would love this idea.

"So how about we prank Bokuto for a little bit?"

You eyes widened and shined a little bit brighter after hearing that. "Yes I love that idea! You're so cute when you think of a good idea."

You brought your hand up from your phone and pinched his nose slightly. He scrunched up his face making you giggle a bit.

"So how are we going to prank him then?" You asked.

"Well I was thinking what if we did something that involved volleyball and tweet it?"

"That seems good. What would we do though?"

With that said you both went quiet for a little while thinking of things you could say.

"OH I GOT IT," you yelled quietly.

"Okay let's hear it then." Konoha shifted his body so that he was no longer laying on his back and was now facing you.

His heart missed a few beats seeing you so happy about the idea you just thought of. He gave you a sweet smile before you explained what you were thinking of.

You took a deep breathe in and out before announcing your thought.

"What if we say something like every time a spike scores a point a kid trips and falls on his face."

You looked up to Konoha and saw his smile.

"What?" You asked smiling and laughing a little.

"It's nothing, but you look also look cute and adorable when you think of a good idea." he said back

"Hey who said anything about you being adorable?" you answered in a teasing tone.

"You're right. You're pretty ugly to be honest."

You took a breathe in and brought your hand to your heart acting like you got offended.

"Why would you ever say that," you said while wiping away your fake tears.

Konoha reached up to your face and tucked a piece of hair behind your ears. "Nah I'm lying you're too pretty for me to lie to you like that."

You felt butterflies in your stomach while your face started heating up.

"Sh-shut up idiot," you said while lightly hitting his arm.

"So are we gonna do the prank of what," Konoha said while sitting up and bringing you up with him to his side.

"YES!"

You both reached down and grabbed your phones.

"Do you wanna tweet it or do you want me to? Also we should @ him so he can see right away!"

The excitement in your voice made Konoha smile sweetly once more.

"I think you should tweet it and I will @ him in it."

"Okay I'm on it," you said while turning away to your phone.

Konoha watched as you typed out the words 'who knew every spike that scores make a child fall and hit their face on the ground? that's just awful for people to do.'

You pressed tweet as you looked up at Konoha to watch him next. Konoha grabbed his phone and refreshed twitter.

He then clicked on your name liking the tweet before pressing the comment button.

He typed '@thebestestacever did you know this?' and pressed reply.

You both looked at each other again before going back on your phones waiting for a response.

A minute or two later you still got no reply which was weird since Bokuto wasn't doing anything right now.

Konoha looked at his phone while the screen lit up from an incoming facetime call from Bokuto.

He tapped you lightly making you turn you head and saw the call that was on his phone. You laughed quietly before telling him to answer it.

He pressed accept only to hear sniffling on the end.

"P-please tell me the tw-tweet isnt true," he said while trying not to stutter while talking.

Konoha looked at you on what to do next. You both had expected him to be upset about it but not this upset. Before you two could even say anything another person grabbed the phone from Bokuto.

"Hi Konoha-san Bokuto believes this tweet is true and won't listen to me when I tell him it's a prank," Akaashi said.

You formed a frown on your face when you realized Bokuto was really hurt by this.

"Can you hand the phone back to him and tell him I want to talk to him?" You asked Akaashi.

"Sure thing."

Akaashi gave the phone back to Bokuto who is still crying a bit but not as much as before.

"Hi Bokuto."

"Hi," he said before sniffling again.

"I'm sorry for pranking you like that. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." You stated sincerely.

"Wait it's not real?" He asked.

"No, me and kohona were just bored so we decided to prank you. We didn't mean you any harm."

Before Bokuto said anything his haired straightened back up and his eyes lit up.

"Don't do that again," He grunted playfully.

"Okay we promise we won't, right Aki?"

You moved the phone so the camera showed you both. You both nodded at the same time.

"Well it was nice talking to you guys but me and Akaashi have a movie to finish," he said smiling brightly into the camera.

"Haha okay enjoy your movie both of you," Konoha said.

The noise of the video indicating that it had ended rung out. You tilted your head upwards to see Konoha letting out a sigh.

"Well that didn't turn out the way I expected it to. To be honest I didn't know how he was going to react."

"Yeah but that was a little funny you can't lie," you said.

"Hm yeah you're right. Wanna take a nap now?"

You smile and nodded your head yes. Konoha laid back down and brought you down too.

You placed your head on his shoulder and rested your arm on his chest. He brought his arm around to wrap around your waist.

You both closed your eyes slowly falling asleep as a comfortable silence filled the room.

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

hey guys !

konoha is so underated i love this man so much. i have a bunch of ideas for other haikyuu characters but leave some ideas and sugesstions anyway!

~𝓶ღ

#konoha akinori #konoha akinori fluff #konoha akinori x reader fluff #konoha akinori x reader #konoha x reader #konoha x reader fluff #konoha fluff #haikyuu konoha #haikyuu konoha fluff #haikyuu konoha x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x reader fluff #bokuto #akaashi

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gothamsworst · 4 years

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Okay uhhh this one may be specific but this feature of my body makes me kinda self-conscious since I can remember haha awkward okay so: how would dork squad act with a small and very skinny gf (or bf, I think this one may be neutral with gender), basically a person that may seem fragile and weak at the first glance?

Scrawny Bitch Squad, Rise Up!

Jonathan Crane:

He knows what it’s like to be perceived as weak and useless. He grew up that way. What no one ever knew was just how strong Jonathan really was. And he can teach you that same strength, if you’re interested.

That being said, he never treats you with an iota of disrespect. Yes, you might be small, but to quote a Midsummer Night’s Dream, “Though she be but little, she is fierce.” And he has the same feelings about you.

Still, it won’t stop him from making the occasional short jokes. As the resident beanpole, it’s kind of his right. Same for placing things just out of your reach, to watch you struggle. Let him have some fun with this.

Edward Nygma:

Whereas Jon at least knows when to chill out with the jokes, Edward will take it to unbearable lengths. Holding things just out of reach, putting stuff on the highest shelf, resting his elbow on your head, etc.

He has so many nicknames for you and none of them are good. Short-stack. Teeny-Tiny. Little Bit. And the worst part? He genuinely thinks they’re hilarious. It’s even funnier when you get mad at him.

Despite the fact that he teases you So Damn Much, Eddie knows just how strong you really are. And his favorite activity is watching you absolutely rip apart any idiot who’s stupid enough to think otherwise.

Jervis Tetch:

Oh, dear, now this just won’t do! It’s his mission in life to help you gain some weight, and considering how good of a baker he is, he does a damn good job of it. Almost every meal has some sort of dessert to go with it.

That being said, he can’t help but baby you a little bit. You’re just so tiny and delicate, like a little doll! He loves picking you up or doing pretty much anything to accentuate the height difference between the two of you.

However, he knows very well that you’re more than capable of taking care of yourself, and will happily prove said point to anyone who dares to question that. Others might think you’re weak, but Jervis never would.

#ask #dc #batman #gotham rogues #dork squad #jonathan crane #scarecrow #edward nygma #riddler #jervis tetch #mad hatter #headcanons #sfw #fluff #cute #i wrote this with a gender-neutral reader in mind #but the quote from mnd uses fem pronouns in reference to one of the character's #so take that as you will #Anonymous

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nimedhel09 · 2 years

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SDBH Heroes commentary - episode 28 (SPOILERS AHEAD)

Well, see, I already did this post, but it just... vanished. I'm still confused. It's a good thing I was live-live-commenting on Discord so I have most of the stuff I wanted to share here, lol!

- Evil Towa being Evil.

- Info on Fuu! Does he know? Does he want to? I mean, the boy is super interested in experimenting and doing crazy science, I don't think he'd be the kind to want to rule anything.

- Poor Time patrolling gang being in distress.

- Mechikabara flashback appearance!

- Girl how I love the idea of makaioshin (I really have to explore, finish Xenoverse and buy Xenoverse 2, haha).

- Main Character Syndrome always infecting the "plot".

- Mira appearance!

- NOOOOO WHY YOU HURT MY BABIES??????!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!! I'd like to speak to Mira's manager, please.

- Time patrolling gang yeeted into the abyss.

- Love Fuu's transformation design. Saiyan-y, but also demon-y. It's cool. Love his nerdy psychotic crazy scientist persona. Suits him well. And the voice acting is perfection.

- I SAW BLOOD! I REPEAT: I SAW a teeny tiny amount of BLOOD in a DRAGON BALL MEDIA!!!! I want MOAR. GIMME MOAR BLOOD TOEI, YOU COWARDS!

- Double NANI???!

- Big dragon is big.

And: scene.

It's good that I remembered a lot of things I said, even with the alcohol in my bloodstream (why am I such a lightweight? I didn't even drink a big glass of the wine of anything, lol). And of course thanks Discord for having the things I said so that I could also add what I forgot.

And once again, a question stays: Where is Cumber? I wanna know more about him. Why is his aura like this? Why are his eyes red? What's his story? What did he do in his life before Fuu? What did he dream of? Who the heck is he really, behind all the violent Saiyan-ness?

#SDBH #Super dragon ball heroes #live commentary #More like random thoughts and rants #Dragon Ball #DBZ #DBS #I love Fuu #He's a fun character #so wacky and crazy #Also: WHERE IS CUMBER?#I wanna see that big Saiyan with the mane #I love him ok?#I have a thing for big evil Saiyans it seems #Not Nappa though #ew #Ok I have a thing for big evil Saiyans with the hair and the interesting design #That's more like it #Nim rambles

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gabriel-agreste-has-no-rights · 4 years

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Rating: G

Chapter Summary: Adrien and Ladybug skate together. Chloe and Kagami play damage control.

Word Count: 2,809 | Chapter 3/4

XXX

“XY!” Chloé shoved partygoers aside as she stormed up to the DJ table.

“Huh?” Her former-favorite musician looked at her like she was crazy. He was crazy! ...And he couldn’t hear her through those stupid clunky headphones.

She yanked them off of his ears.

“Hey! What gives, Cholera?”

“It’s Chloé. Seriously, we’ve met five times! How hard is it to remember my name?” If she had to call Jean Claude by his real name, the least everyone else could do was give her the same respect.

“Chloé, Coleslaw, whatever. Why are you yelling?”

Chloé pinched the bridge of her nose. XY was probably just too stupid to remember. Just like he was too stupid to follow basic instructions.

“You posted a picture to Instagram!”

“Yeah?” XY grinned and dug his pinkie in his ear. Ugh. His ears had to be clogged if he could stand being so close to the blasting music. “Pretty cute, huh? Lu’s a really good skater.”

It had been a pretty cute photo of Luka lifting XY above his head, while XY spread his arms wide like an airplane. Frankly, it was shocking that Luka’s skinny noodle arms could lift his boyfriend. But none of that was the point.

“No one is supposed to post photos until after the party.” It shouldn’t have even been possible. XY’s phone must have been some fancy model that could get past Max’s data block. “You’re going to bring Adrien’s bodyguard right to us!”

“Pshaw, it’s no big deal. They’ll be too busy looking at me to even notice he’s here.”

Chloé smacked her forehead. She did not get paid enough for this.

“Is something wrong?” Luka asked, approaching Chloé and XY with two slices of passionfruit cake.

“Yes, there is! Your utterly ridiculous boyfriend is going to get Adrien’s party busted!”

Luka sighed at XY. “Baby, we talked about this.”

XY’s bottom lip jutted out. “But… it was just one teeny-tiny little picture…”

“Just listen to Chloé and take it down. You can post it again when the party’s over.”

Finally, someone was taking her seriously!

“Awwww, fine.” XY pulled out his phone and deleted the post. “Happy now, Clooney?”

She huffed, but turned her back before she could say anything she’d regret.

“Excellent work, Chloé.”

She jumped. Kagami was standing right there. How did she always show up like some kind of ninja?

“We will still need to engage our failsafes.” Kagami began typing on her phone. Chloé stood on her tip-toes, looking over her shoulder. She was posting… some selfies with Adrien in a blue wig?

“Hey, I thought no one was supposed to post pictures.” Chloé frowned.

“These will lead Nathalie and Adrien’s bodyguard off our trail. I’ll adjust the lighting to make them appear as if they were taken just now.” She added filters, and the background grew dark. “Now they will believe Adrien is at the juice shop with me.”

“Not bad.” Chloé smirked. “You know, for someone who never lies, you’re awfully good at fooling people.”

“Only when necessary. Adrien’s happiness tonight is my number one priority.”

Kagami’s gaze shifted down to the rink, where Adrien and Ladybug were skating hand-in-hand.

“You’ve done a good job,” Chloé said quietly, leaning against the railing. Over her shoulder she watched Adrien and Ladybug weave figure eights. Even over XY’s blaring music, she could hear their laughter. Two years ago that would have made her jealous.

But it was good to see her oldest friend and her biggest hero make each other happy, even if it was only for one night.

“Come on.” Kagami smiled at her. “No more slacking. Time to learn how to skate.”

Chloé faked annoyance. “Oh, alright. If you insist.”

XXX

Adrien glided like he was in a dream. The soft pressure of Ladybug’s hand in his was the only thing anchoring him to the ground, and even that felt too good to be real.

But she was real. She was here. She cared about Adrien enough to come to his birthday party.

“You didn’t hit your head too hard, did you?” Ladybug giggled.

Oh. He must have been staring at her stupidly again. That was how he’d tripped over Marc and crashed the first time.

“I’m fine. It helps that the ground is a built-in ice pack.”

She laughed again. She never laughed at Chat Noir’s jokes this much. Maybe she was just trying not to hurt his feelings on his birthday, but he’d take it.

“Look at that.” She bumped his shoulder with hers. “Looks like Queen Bee could use an ice power-up.”

He laughed as he saw Chloé wobble onto the rink, Kagami steadying her with both hands. He was glad they were both getting along, or at least trying to. Having so many of his friends in one place was the best birthday gift of all.

“I bet she’d love that.” He wished he could use his ice powers too. It would make it easier to avoid slipping and embarrassing himself again.

Not that she’d laughed at him, really. That would be weird to get used to—not that he should get used to it. As soon as he was suited up again, they’d be back to bantering and making fun of each other like normal.

But for now, he savored the feeling of her eyes on his, of the way her brow softened beneath her mask every time he smiled.

(He was smiling a lot.)

“Hey, Adrien! You gonna kiss her yet?”

Adrien’s face caught fire at Kim’s shout. Kim didn’t just say that.

Please tell me he didn’t just say that.

His eyes darted to Ladybug’s. She’d dropped his hand, and her mouth was stammering wordlessly.

He couldn’t blame her. His brain wouldn’t send a coherent thought to his mouth, either.

Kim turned around and started skating backwards. “I’ve got a bet with Alix. She thinks you don’t have the guts, but I believe in you. Don’t let me down, man!”

He promptly crashed into Nino and Alya, and all three of them wiped out. Normally, Adrien would’ve rushed to help his friends up. But right now, he wanted nothing more to melt through the ice.

“Please just—ignore him,” he said quickly, falling back and clinging to the handrail. “I don’t know where he got the idea that—I mean, not that I wouldn’t—er—I’m going to shut up now.”

She laughed hysterically, eyes darting back and forth. Was she already looking for a way to escape?

Gah, and everything had been going so well too! He could almost believe that Ladybug… that she… what, liked him? Just because she was nice to him and laughed at his jokes and held his hand…

“You know,” she said quietly, “I wouldn’t, um, mind if you…”

His heart sped up. It could’ve done backflips in the pauses between her words.

“If I…?” He asked, trying not to sound too eager. She could’ve been about to say anything, after all.

Like maybe she wouldn’t mind if he left her alone forever. Maybe she wouldn’t mind if he faceplanted on the ice like Kim did. Maybe she wouldn’t mind if he locked himself in a tower, never to see the light of day until a fearless ogre came to save him.

She leaned in closer. Her eyes sparkled as bright as the frosty tips of her tiara.

“If you… got me a slice of cake!”

He blinked, pulling back. “O-of course! Um, did you want me to bring it back here, or…?”

“Uh, yeah, sure!” She said. “Er, on second thought, there’s no tables on the rink, haha, and I’ll probably trip even with my powers if I try to eat down here…”

“There’s tables closer to the entrance,” he suggested, still startled by Ladybug’s sudden shift. The smile on her face looked strained.

“S-sounds great!”

Unfortunately, getting out of the rink meant skating past Kim again. He’d finally made it to his feet with Nino and Alya’s help. Alix sped past, blowing a raspberry at him.

“Just don’t make eye contact and we might be fine,” he said under his breath.

...Or not.

“Yo, Ladybug! How’s my little monkey dude doing?”

Ladybug groaned. “That’s my luck.”

“I thought Chat Noir was supposed to be the one with bad luck?” Adrien joked right before Kim got close enough to sling an arm around Ladybug’s shoulder.

“Hey, King Monkey.” She grimaced. “Xuppu’s doing fine. But, um, Adrien and I were just about to get some cake, so…”

“Aww, come on! I bet my boy Adrien tastes better than some kind of fruitcake. Who even thought of putting fruit and cake together? Gross.” Kim stuck out his tongue.

Plagg was shaking with laughter inside of Adrien’s borrowed hoodie. Couldn’t the kwami Just Cataclysm him and put him out of his misery?

“It’s passionfruit cake,” he corrected on principle. “And Marinette made it, so it’s going to be amazing.”

For some reason, Ladybug’s face only got more red at that. “Right, amazing! Definitely better than kissing Adrien, ha! Ha ha ha…”

Ouch. Now that hurt worse than a Cataclysm.

Kim winced in sympathy before patting Adrien’s shoulder. “Sorry, buddy. I tried.”

“Please stop trying,” he whined.

He and Ladybug finally escaped Kim. Adrien glanced over his shoulder, and saw Nino flashing him a comforting grin. Alya had dropped her head in her hands.

Me too, Alya. Me too.

XXX

“Lesson’s over,” Chloé said while pulling her phone from her pocket. She didn’t slip, even without holding onto the handrail. Despite her attitude, she was implementing Kagami’s lessons well.

“The student doesn’t decide the length of the lesson.” She crossed her arms.

“She does when she has bad news.” Chloé scowled. “Max just texted. That tracker you and Nino put on the Gorilla's car? It’s going off.”

She held up her screen, which showed a map of the streets near their location. A red skull icon flashed towards the ice rink. Not good. Adrien hadn’t even gotten the chance to eat his cake yet.

“We’ll have to deploy the contingency plan.”

“I thought you already—”

“The other contingency plan.”

Kagami grabbed Chloé’s hand and skated towards the exit.

It was time to find Wayhem.

XXX

Marinette’s pulse pounded in her ears. Adrien was still holding her hand, even after Kim had come along and… well, been Kim. But she could take it. She was cool. She was confident. She knew Adrien had a crush on her!

And yet she was still too much of a coward to kiss him.

What if Nino and Kagami were wrong? Granted, Nino knew Adrien better than anyone, and Kagami had probably never been wrong in her life.

But still.

“I hope you like passionfruit.” Adrien rubbed the back of his neck before cutting her a slice of the three-tiered cake. It had taken her two days to fine-tune the recipe, not including the full afternoon she’d spent adding details with icing. It was a pale shade of pinky-orange, dotted around the edges with rosettes of spring green. Just like his eyes.

“Don’t worry, I love it!” she said. It was a bit of an exaggeration, but she had gained a taste for it after eating one passionfruit macaron a week for the past two years. “You’re lucky Chat Noir isn’t here. He’d finish off this whole cake as soon as your back was turned.”

Adrien laughed. “He’s got good taste, then.”

It was too bad Marinette didn’t know Chat Noir’s birthday. Passionfruit was his favorite favor, too; she could reuse the recipe.

They took their cake and some plastic forks and settled down at a table. She sat across from him, but the table was small enough for her knees to bump his underneath. She’d dismissed her ice transformation, so she didn’t have to worry about stabbing his feet with her blades.

“Wow,” Adrien said through his first bite. “I knew this cake was going to be good, but this is—I’ve never tasted anything like it!”

“Really?” She grinned. If he was saying that to Ladybug, then he wasn’t just saying it to be nice. He really liked her cake!

“Really. I shouldn’t be so surprised, though. Marinette’s amazing at everything. She’s designed album covers for Jagged Stone, and won the student Ultimate Mecha Strike Tournament, and even impressed my father.” He sighed wistfully. “It’s too bad she couldn’t make it. I really wanted to thank her.”

Her heart fluttered like a butterfly on steroids.

“I—I’m sure she wanted to be here too,” she said. Should she find a way to sneak off and detransform? Would Adrien have been happier if she’d come as herself? “And I’m sure, if she were here… she’d want to thank you. For being such a good friend.”

He stared at her with soft eyes. A bit of icing still clung to his bottom lip. She tore her gaze away.

You heard what he told Kim. He doesn’t want to kiss you!

Wait. That was what she told Kim. After she’d panicked and blabbered something stupid by reflex. Why had she said that? She did want to kiss Adrien! Now he was going to think that she hated him and probably hate the birthday present she’d brought and—

“Ladybug?” Adrien’s voice finally snapped her out of her spiral. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“Huh? Why wouldn’t I be?” She grinned too wide.

He glanced down at her plate. Her fork was stabbed into the thin styrofoam. That wasn’t the only thing she’d stabbed, apparently.

“You, um. Spaced out and carved a broken heart into your cake. Unless it’s supposed to be an upside-down spade…?”

She hurriedly shoved forkfuls of cake into her mouth. Ugh, she was a mess without Alya here to help her keep cool. How would Alya feel about getting her miraculous back for the sole purpose of wingmanning?

It probably wouldn’t work. There wasn’t an illusion strong enough to cover up Marinette’s spazzing.

She swallowed her cake. “I’m sorry, Adrien. I just got distracted for a second. What were you saying?”

“I was just talking about Marinette… you two are friends, right?”

“Friends? What—what makes you say that?” She blinked.

“She helped you fight the Evillustrator and Kwamibuster. I guess I just assumed, but—”

“Wait.” Marinette dropped the fork back to her plate. For once, her mind whirled for a reason other than proximity to Adrien. “You—how do you know Marinette helped with Kwamibuster?”

Had Chat Noir gone around blabbing about Multimouse to everyone? No, there’d never been a trace of her on the Ladyblog. And Chat wouldn’t reveal heroes’ identities like that, even if she’d already told him that “Multimouse” couldn’t hold a miraculous again.

“Um… because, she… told me?” Adrien shrugged. A tentative smile graced his lips.

Her brow creased. “No, she didn’t.”

This didn’t make any sense. How did Adrien really know, and why would he lie about it?

Unless—?

Before she could follow that train of thought, Chloé’s hands slammed down on their table.

“Sorry to interrupt, but you two need to go. We’ve got company.”

“What?” Marinette blinked. “Is there an akuma? I’ll—”

She shook her head. “Worse. Kagami’s backups failed. Nathalie’s here.”

“What?” Adrien stood, nearly kicking Marinette’s shin in his haste to get up. “I have to stop her before she tries to have Nino arrested again!”

Marinette grimaced. Yeah, Adrien’s sixteenth birthday party hadn’t exactly worked out. But she wasn’t about to let this one get ruined, too.

“No way, Adrikins.” Chloé blocked his path. “Kagami’s handling her. She told me to make sure you get out before you’re grounded for life.”

“But—!”

“Ladybug, I know you’re smart.” Chloé turned to her before he could protest. “Take him out the window before he pulls one of his little self-sacrificing stunts again.”

Self-sacrificing. That would be like Adrien.

(It would also be like a certain partner of hers, who also liked passionfruit, knew about Multimouse, and had a crush on Ladybug.)

“I can’t just leave you—!”

Marinette stood and wrapped an arm tightly around his waist. He cut off, blushing at their proximity.

“You heard Queen Bee.” She winked at Chloé, who smiled. “Let’s trust your friends. And trust me, too. I’ve got a surprise for you.”

He looked down into her eyes, then hesitated as if about to ask something.

“Whatever, just take your surprise out there!” Chloé pushed them away from the tables.

“Right. Hold onto me,” Marinette told Adrien before grabbing her yo-yo.

“You don’t need to tell me twice,” he mumbled into her hair, his arms firm around her shoulders.

This is fine, she told herself while trying not to melt into an ecstatic puddle. Then she cast out her yo-yo and swung through the distant window.

She and Adrien had a lot to talk about.

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