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#The Curious Cat
spahhzy · 2 days
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Weiss: You're sick, parading around in Jaune as a flesh suit!
CatJaune: Oh, I'm not sick, I'm twisted with curiosity. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure... but then again...Jaune is my cure!
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kazookazu · 1 year
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God they really did manage to capture the absolute clownery of a cat here
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meso-mijali · 1 year
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She's having a great time
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howlingday · 7 months
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Hello Hollowing, my prompt is this: After team RWBY finds themselves in the Ever After, they are met by a small child happily waving and guiding them towards the Tree instead of a certain Cheshire cat. Soon they were guided to the tree, with a mansion carved within. With children that looked like recoloured versions of their guide happily waving toward RWBY. They meet Neo, and Jaune, the small older woman clealry pregnant, along with Mint, and Trivia, and a woman similar to neo called CC... basically I want Jaune to explain why he has a harem of Neos with constant flashbacks of each neo having babymaking sex with him. With CC requires everyone else to overcome her instability. Blame Fatally Obsessed. I do not know why I make statements instead of questions.
Ah, okay.
This is way less terrible than I thought it would be.
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This world is weird. Like, super weird. No, but like, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER weird! Like, think of the weirdest thing you could think of, and it wouldn't be half as weird as what this was.
Okay, maybe not THAT weird, but it was weirder than Remnant, at least. Game pieces moved around, walking and talking like all the faunus and humans did back home. Not only that, but there were also talking animals, too! So yeah, this fairy tale world was weird.
But not as weird as what happened next.
"Hey! Over here!"
Team RWBY looked behind them and found a little girl waving at them. She had short, blonde hair, pale skin, and, as they got closer, blue eyes. Her dress was pink with a black sash wrapped around her belly.
"Um, hi?" Ruby awkwardly waved.
"Are you a Huntress?"
The question shocked the group. This was the first person they met in the Ever After, and she KNEW what a huntress is! Who was she?
"Um, ye-"
"Nilly!" A girl with long, brown hair ran up to the other girl and grabbed her wrist. Her dress was white with a pink sash wrapped around her belly, similar to the other girl. "We're not supposed to talk to strangers!"
"It's okay, Gats!" Nilly replied. "They don't look bad!"
"Don't you remember what Dad said?" Gats wagged her finger. "Looks can be decieving!"
"Um," Ruby stuttered, "we're not bad. Uh, y'know, if you wanted our opinion."
"She's right." Weiss added. "We're just trying to get to the tree."
"Oh! That's easy!" Nilly yanked her hand away. "Daddy can take you!"
"Daddy?" Yang asked.
"Mhm!" Nilly nodded. "Daddy is, like the best person to take you to the tree! He was up there before, y'know?"
"Nilly!" Gats chided. "They're bad guys!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
As the girls bickered, Team RWBY gave each other glances. This was very uncomfortable.
"Were we..." Ruby looked to her sister. "This bad?"
"Eh...." Yang shrugged. "Kinda?"
"Well, none of my siblings were like this." Weiss said with an unamused look.
"Pretty sure you're not as close with your siblings as Ruby and Yang were." Blake added. "It kind of makes me wonder what it's like."
"It's not great."
Suddenly, in the center of Team RWBY, stood a small girl with pink hair done in a ponytail, wearing a black dress with a white sash. She was so quiet, none of them heard her! As she walked to the other girls, they noticed she had a pink tail sway from under her dress.
"Nilla. Gats." She addressed the girls. "Mother's waiting for us." At this, the two girls stopped bickering. The leader looked at Team RWBY. "You come, too."
The little girl in the pink dress then walked forward, followed closely by the other two. Following the trio was Team RWBY. From a distance, a pair of eyes watched the seven girls curiously.
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Neo sipped her tea, enjoying the quiet of the house. Her girls were out playing while her husband had left to run errands. They would all return before supper, as they always did. She looked down, admiring the one change to her otherwise routine life she'd made in the Ever After.
Every morning, she woke up, had breakfast, woke up her daughters, and then spent the rest of the day planning dinner. Tonight's dinner would be stewed vegetables.
"Ugh... Couldn't we have something with more meat?"
Neo cast a glare at the whining voice. The voice belonged to another Neo, though the voice was not quite her own. Instead, an annoying creature had taken residence in her body, wearing it like a coat, doing with it as they pleased.
"Oh, don't give me that look." The being replied with a roll of their neon-blue eyes. "Even Trivia is sick and tired of it!"
The woman in question, hanging clothes to dry outside, flinched. She shivered as Neo quirked a brow at her former self. She hid herself behind a wet sheet.
"Ow!" Mint, a disguise of herself used to infiltrate Beacon during the Vytal Festival with Cinder, flicked the being in Neo's ear. "Oh, I was not being mean to her!"
Neo hefted herself to her feet, hands to her back for support. Soon, it would be her turn to bring life into this world. She couldn't help but wonder what her child would look like. What mother didn't?
"Oh, and before you set the table," the being said, "we're going to have guests tonight. Four of them."
Neo eyed the being, unsure of what they meant. For all their schemes and plots, the creature wasn't a liar and often made use of their ability to see and hear things outside their home. If there were guests coming to visit, then there would be guests coming to visit. Neo would need more vegetables, and hands to pick said vegetables.
"Speak of the Grimm, as you say."
Neo looked to the door, and a tiny knock came from the other side. She opened the door, finding eight familiar faces.
"Mother." Greeted Berry with stoicism.
"Mommy!" Squealed Vanilla joyfully.
"Mom?" Called Gateau in concern.
Neo glared past her daughters to the four huntresses behind them. They swiftly reached for their weapons.
"Neopolitan?!" Litte Red exclaimed in her surprise.
"Of course she'd be here!" The Ice Queen growled.
"Is she pregnant?" The Kitty Cat asked.
"Guess she found someone dumb enough to knock her up." The Blonde Bimbo rudely remarked.
"Now that's just rude." All eyes focused on the timbre voice in the distance. A figure in rusted armor dismounted a large jackalope, named Juniper, and removed his helmet. Beneath was a ruggedly handsome bearded face with tired, blue eyes. He gave a chuckle. "Rude girls don't get dessert."
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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“ And when they fail and you turn to your smaller soul, know that you send her to the same pitiful demise “
Bloody hell....
https://twitter.com/RWBYFIGHTS/status/1644723955016540161
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actualbampot · 1 year
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YO.... The Blacksmith forges IDENTITY. The Curious Cat says: "Now that Herb has properly returned, he'll be fixed up nice and made into the Herb he wanted to be when he was still Herb, then he'll come back and find his purpose. Could be the same as before. Or not."
Herb had his Identity, but lost his purpose.
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"When we simply break, or wear out, or finish what we were made to do, we are called back."
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And here, The Blacksmith is forging butterfly wings for Herb, who is a caterpillar. "I know where you're from things die. But we're not like you at all: We ascend."
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 21 days
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Ruby: *Putting CR Away* It's Me- It's me, Jaune, I'm right here, Come back to me bud.
Jaune: *Charges Mindlessly at Ruby*
CC: *Chuckles* He's not your friend anymore. He belongs to me now. But please, oh mighty Silver eyed warrior, try to take him~
CC: Just keep in mind He's killed before~
Ruby: It wasn't your fault Jaune- Penny asked you to!
Jaune: *Slashes, just nicking her- He's getting faster*
Ruby: If there was another way- you had to do it!
Jaune: *Swings again, stuttering with his movements*
CC: *Smug Silence*
Ruby: You'd never hurt us, never.
Jaune: *swings wildy, knocking Ruby to the ground- He's not faster. She's going slower.*
Ruby: *Getting back to her knees, still not striking back* You'd never hurt me.
CC: *Looking shocked and Confused* ... How are you doing that?
Ruby: Please, you are my best friend jaune ...
Jaune: *Raises Crocea Mors, ready to strike her Down*
Ruby: *Staring Jaune in the eyes, unflinching as she reaches a hand out* My Best Friend.
*The sound of Metal meeting stone rings out as Jaune plunges his sword downward*
Ruby: ...
Jaune: *Reaching out to Ruby, supporting himself on Crocea* Hey ... Need help?
Ruby: *Taking his hand* I sure could Vomit Boy.
CC: Enough! *Charges* RRRAAUGH!
Jaune: *Bounces CC back with with Shield*
Ruby: *unfurls Crescent Rose* Yeah! Let's do this!
Jaune: We're almost out of here Ruby!
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dragonking10 · 9 months
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Ruby was following the blacksmith of the tree when she suddenly got an idea
Ruby: Hmm I wonder...
Ruby lifts up her skirt a bit and smacks her thighs
Ruby: SMACK SMACK
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Jaune was staring down at CC who's possessing Neo
Jaune: This is for Alyx.
Jaune raised his broken sword and was about to stab them when suddenly
Jaune: POOF
Jaune disappeared leaving roses from whence he stood
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Blacksmith: So what was the point in slapping your thi-
Jaune: AAAAAAHHHHH
Jaune fell face first to the ground
Jaune: OW!!!
Jaune slowly lifts up his head, shook off the dizziness and looked around
Jaune: What the hell? How'd I get here?
Ruby: Huh it worked.
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bobauthorman · 6 months
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RWBY episodes 7-10 of V9 could count as a Horror special
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angelltheninth · 1 year
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This was so fucking sick of the damn Cat. Using his friend, and his teammate (whose sash he still wears to tie his hair) against him... I want to punch that Cat so bad
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stoneillustrations · 1 year
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Oh my goodness, Miss Schnee! :O
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spahhzy · 2 days
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Jaune slashed back at his possessed otherself the action cause CatJaune to slide back clutching at a now healing sword wound.
CatJaune: Excellent Jaune, yes, you can hurt me as much as you want the pain will only make me stronger!
Jaune: Okay, that's a pretty creepy thing to say...
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guillotinedream · 1 year
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I know the impression Jaune is under is that the cat is evil and whatever, but i legitimately think that maybe he’s misunderstanding the situation. The cat doesn’t seem to be malicious at all and in fact seemed genuinely hurt that the team so easily discarded them. I think Louis was the one who got out because he was already kind and perhaps figured out who he was in the ever after. Alyx was probably deemed unworthy of the tree and some part of her is still in the ever after. I also think Louis maybe wrote the story and made it about his sister, maybe to give her the happy ending he wished she could have had if things were different.
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jpuffcandy · 1 year
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Ngl this scene made me audibly giggle
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howlingday · 5 months
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CC: Hoo, boy~! I am famished~!
Somewhat: You didn't even do anything!
CC: So what? I can still be hungry, can't I?
Jaune: Actually, no. We don't need to eat in the Ever After. The food just gives off the stimulation of taste without providing the nutritional value our bodies actually need to function, which doesn't really matter since our bodies don't even need to eat, sleep, or even use the bathroom.
CC: Ugh... Since when are you an expert on...
Ruby:
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bookishjules · 1 year
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it's really only natural that the cat would have gone mad. they were created to be insatiable, to learn everything. curiosity doesn't have an end because there will always be new questions to pose and new answers to find, especially in such a universe as this where the worlds are not limited to the one you happen to exist on. every other afteran will get to a place where they have fulfilled their purpose or it has run out for them. every other afteran will get to ascend if they haven't already. but that's not an option for a cat most curious. they've witnessed everything they have so far and only come out of it with a greater need to know. they say curiosity killed the cat, but in this case that's exactly what it can't do
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